The REAL reason Pyrocynical wears makeup | TBH EP 3

[@Pyrocynical]

For anyone wondering why this episode took so long Colossal took a short five hundred year nap (he's old)

[@pod768]

he baby

[@LE06960]

pyrocynical

[@fritz404]

damn

[@gadcastillo580]

Bring back the makeup tutorial idk how to put on makeup lol

[@stink0440]

You talk too much

[@DolanDarker]

Apologies for the delay, colossal was held hostage by the Peruvian cartel for 2 months, then it took a week for KZbin to monetize the episode

[@Miggggy]

Ryans toy reviews is in my basement

[@JokeURL]

ok

[@JokeURL]

Unblock Pyrocynical Hater

[@masterplokoon4855]

Peruvian cartel arc when

[@urmrcr]

worth the wait

[@slacktivism05]

Wow I can't believe pyro went to a store. This podcast really brings you on the edge of your seat

[@nixmix4021]

Funne comment 👍

[@gilbert-cl6im]

👍

[@100twistthethird7]

I can't believe he goes to the store just like the rest of us.

[@godshand6822]

It was a great story he could share you have to admit

[@nguyensyuc97]

Hey, brothers

[@arabicgodfather4492]

I used to hope this podcast would be consistent, then i remembered it is also ran by an 87 year old great khan of the steppes. hope colossal's conquest of central asia is going good

[@justinfabela4899]

Lamayooooooooooo

[@BlackerSpaniel]

LOOOOL

[@alexandrerosas5269]

Hes ghengis Khan but he just complains about being old

[@LukSter18998]

big chingis

[@devinrapp6423]

These conversations are so interesting. What I love the most is Nerd's analytical thinking paired with Pyro's non-thinking.

[@RedfernInkanina]

I'm only 5:45 in and I get the feeling that Pyro is absolutely blasted out of his mind or experiencing the most intense brainfog of his life. God bless this podcast.

[@kieranwilson2466]

Ini that's wha I was thinking to myself n I was only 4 min in aha

[@Geyrider]

@@kieranwilson2466 what the fuck does this mean

[@mathyoucanwaitk7905]

All that caviar fucked him up

[@PekaCheeki]

Its genuinely impressive that people keep entrusting clown to edit ANYTHING knowing his reputation to go on hiatus with togashi for 7 years

[@headcrabking9054]

Didn't he get a $1,000 fine on the baited podcast for talking too long?

[@ambralemon]

The issue with Colossal's argument is that these people are sponsored to promote what's reasonably defined as a dangerous vice while being heavily helped through the process by the company. It's like being given the cleanest opioids from a rehab center while being paid to promote heroin. What the end user gets is *not* what the streamer is advertising, they do *not* get the funds the promoter gets and so desperately tries to brush off.

[@TimeMovie93150]

"It's like being given the cleanest opioids from a rehab center while being paid to promote heroin." couldn't have said it better

[@Ray_Cism]

And you get a infinite supply of oxytocin and suboxones

[@Buxky]

Pyro actually has bizarre thought patterns

[@nerdcity]

I’m convinced his brain is a giant folder of .pngs and 3 second videos

[@zambonibob2026]

its the tism

[@azechase6597]

He's probably tired or drunk for the podcast

[@JoNarDLoLz]

@@nerdcity 75% of that are prob furry zorn

[@ellifsyaa]

NERD CITYYYY

[@jhonmiths1344]

I hope Colossal is doing well in that nursing home

[@2DImpersonator]

I swear, watching Pyro getting off handedly memed on for his kinks is so fucking entertaining for no reason.

[@yaoi.devil.]

@ScaredOfDeath 9:33

[@dawgface898]

@ScaredOfDeath face meat is delicious

[@cr33p3rhd6]

I feel bad for him sometimes ;( Like the other guys just keep making fun of him and he sounds so sad at times. God bless you Pyro, we love you!!

[@LL-tr5et]

@@cr33p3rhd6 he just doesnt care though

[@Jenna_Talia]

@@LL-tr5et I really wish people would stop taking youtubers saying they don't mind all the dogs abuse at face value like people donate going "L get fuckin bent you mong" and despite what youtubers say, that shit is just gonna add up over time.

[@humanbeingdood]

23:35 xqc just screams and says random shit for hours. His audience is most definitely children.

[@Rickbison]

Colossal is kind of blind to how gambling is a vice that some cant shake. And the youth watching their favorite streamers gamble is really fucking bad. 40 years ago in Regan's presidency the FCC put leniency towards marketing to children which resulted in toy companies making cartoons. GI Joe, transfromers, He man, TMNT all had shows to sell toys and that line was blurred. We have 40 yearold man children who love and consume that shit still. Youths can have a life time impressions of what they watch.

[@donut9301]

Yeah, Saying the whole gambling shit on twitch is completely fine cause people can do whatever the fuck they want and ignoring the horrible consequences and most definitely arise from it is not a good way of thinking.

[@doggoli]

I think colossal is just the harbinger of the fucking worst takes ever from what I listened of this podcast.

[@Kezsora]

@@doggoli I think it stems from Colossal not thinking streamers themselves need to take some responsibility for their audience. I understand it's impossible to keep a group of potentially thousands of people under control but simply having a disclaimer or just saying "yeah maybe do this is moderation" is so simple and effective I think it should quite literally be expected of them if they're doing things such as promoting gambling.

[@donut9301]

@@Kezsora I agree. Not to mention train was straight up completely manipulating his viewers with that speech.

[@donut9301]

@@flightrisk1047 gambling is simply not a thing that should generally be promoted, especially on a site that is mainly full of children

[@JustCobaltVA]

At this point it's easier to see what kinks Pyro doesn't have.

[@Manticorn]

He's just cool like that

[@nidhishetty9479]

Excellent podcast. 4 of my favourite creators in one place and making such fun, interesting conversation too. Also, someone said Pyro has bizzare thought patterns and I have to agree. I love it

[@mscup8814]

full agree

[@DizzyIsloading]

Much agree

[@ijneb1248]

He can only speak in reference to video games or tv shows

[@drguthrie7621]

Colossal is the uncle that sits their nephew next to them in a casino while they play slots and blows cigarette smoke in their face the entire time

[@mscup8814]

I seriously cannot get enough of this podcast. Thanks guys.

[@MarcMansfield]

I think this is genuinely the best podcast from a visual standpoint - from the use of CRT, the colors only being that desaturated red/blue to that kinda font you'd see on a microwave. It just fits a vibe I absolutely L O V E

[@kurzastupka9537]

I love the chemistry of clown and nerd on serious topics, and comedic relief from duck and fat guy. Keep it up boys!

[@AdyyY77]

from duck and r/furryart

[@MoltenMonsters]

why is the cinematography and editing so good in these like this is a fricking PODCAST

[@ThePhantom4516]

cinematography??? I'm not sure you know what that means

[@MoltenMonsters]

@@ThePhantom4516 ok I was more referring to the last episode where they had this whole scene filmed with colossal and stuff which went pretty hard but the editing in this one was still way too good for a podcast

[@randymarsh5176]

everyone: normal worldview and values colossal: i want elementary school kids to play poker with me

[@randymarsh5176]

you kno it's true

[@FallingOutTheSky]

I see the retirement home finally let colossal have some social time

[@Aisubun]

Ngl, I'm on Jay's side. As someone who did develop an addiction to gacha (that I'm currently trying as hard as I can to shake off) because of exposure to it at a young age, I can see that happening with something more explicit.

[@BlankIsDank]

the editing for the podcast is always so good, cheers for the new episode and getting clown off his death bed

[@toaster_boi]

I genuinely forget that Pyro has an actual existing girlfriend

[@Zakadeja]

I can't help but feel that making gambling appealing and obtainable to children is going to cause not just young people, but also those who are mentally vulnerable to throw their lives away because their 'idol on twitch won a million dollars from 1000'

[@Kita_yt]

Pyro, be like, i ate caviar, my life is so crazy guys

[@gratianray2]

Idk why colossal is playing defense for gambling websites, their goal is to get people hooked on gambling, he doesn't have to defend them as if that's not their strategy, they sponsor streamers and giving them millions to gamble themselves on stream because it results in a return. And when it comes to xqc, he has a larger younger audience, statistically there is going to be some kids that get hooked on gambling. His audience is more of a result that younger people find xqc appealing to watch, zoomers watching a zoomer streamer, its not like a jaystation situation and it's not likely the same age range, xqc's demographic is just more natural it's not really a slippery slope, people just have to stop thinking everyone is immune to marketing the way they are, laws or website guidelines that prevent this type of advertising and predatory practices are put in place to protect the vulnerable and easily influenceable (which kids are), just because it's not going to affect a majority of people that's not an actual reason to why we should stop caring

[@begoade9795]

It's good that creators are raising issues with the streams. Colossal has a fucking clown ass take on the streams, though I suppose its in character.

[@basicallyabush]

I wish these podcast episodes came out more consistently, There’s only been 3 episode but this podcast is already one of my favourites :)

[@Ijiraq05]

I've honestly fallen in love with this podcast

[@nerdcity]

Thank you for watching / listening 🙏🏼

[@edwardjohnson2483]

@@nerdcity Thank you for podcasting

[@Nyx__]

Crazy how consistantly wrong Colossoal is. I would call it early on-set Alzheimer's but he's too old to have that classification.

[@eshwar6969]

lmao

[@justinfabela4899]

I literally watched this yesterday and was like "Dang... I'm really sad it looks like they're not gonna continue this podcast." Rejoice gamers. We have been blessed.

[@klauskrampus4344]

This podcast is really entertaining and the editing is quite unique.

[@ciaranmanwaring1503]

Absolutely pissed myself when Clown shouted "THAT'S THE STORY IS IT"

[@realanimalshorts]

im glad the boys (and pyro) are back together. they seem very happy making this together and I hope this lasts

[@HelloYersoGae]

Colossal is literally the villain in every podcast. It would not be nearly as entertaining if everyone stayed progressive and PC and understanding of the world.

[@Miggggy]

Thank god for the hadron collider launching me into the universe where TBH got a 3rd episode

[@Sinstarclair]

Cut 'em some slack, Colossal is like the 2nd oldest person next to Queen Elizabeth

[@Miggggy]

@@Sinstarclair He can only use his brain for like one podcast a month

[@potatochipclips]

My problem with gambling streamers is that they don't play with their own money so they have nothing to lose so they can drop 10 mil in one hand which both makes it seem like over time 10 mill is a fine amount. They are also always pushing this idea of one more game. When train doesn't react to losing 10 mil of money that's not his the viewer who doesn't have 1 mil gets desensitized to losing large sums because train or xqc didn't care when they lost a lot more. Also I am fine if they get paid a sum upfront, I personally think a back pay is scummy because you are profiting off your viewers' losses but still, and I am fine with the company staking the streamer like 10-50k to play with. Because once they run through that 50k the streamer is playing with their own money and will probably be more careful which will demonstrate safe gambling. When a streamer is staked 1 mil or 2 mil and then as soon as they lose all of that the company has no problem fronting them another couple mil then they have no stake in the game personally, that money is given to them to be burned so they burn it in the most entertaining way possible which in the end desensitizes viewers to massive losses and it also promotes unhealthy gambling of "just throw a large sum on one game and if you loose gamble on the next game you can make it back, and if you win keep gambling you are up so why not make more."

[@donut9301]

Excellently said

[@100twistthethird7]

I love pyro's dogshit story at the start.

[@SelfmadeAyann]

30 year olds bully 14 year old girl for eating caviar.. poor girl lets stop cyber bullying :(

[@abhinav2898]

Always love your guys' podcasts, hope the next one's longer!

[@IronmonkeyXD]

pyro is absolutely toasted but the australia story is kinda sweet of him

[@ivelinata]

Why is it so funny when people roast Pyro?? Even in the livestreams.. it's just *mwah* chef's kiss.. And the way Colossal roasts him+ the imagery, oh my god

[@HeisenbergTheFirst]

We cant have petscop 2 but we can have another episode of tbh. It's not petscop 2 but I am still grateful

[@sparki9085]

If a gambling company pays streamers millions of dollars to advertise, they are definitely making much more from the people watching than they spent on the ads.

[@dianeknut6587]

I love that pyro shows up, says a bunch of truly insane shit and fucking dips while everyone else has to edit

[@Kezsora]

I love everyone including the fucking meme duck having a relatively intelligent conversation and then Pyro chimes in after being silent for 20 minutes talking about street fighter combos or something

[@ratwhocankickflip]

maybe pyro can BUY the ability to tell an interesting story

[@MagellanLife]

25:42 love that jerma is the only followed channel

[@skirtboi]

the only way to use twitch

[@ThePhantom4516]

The use of the AI art programs to illustrate what they're talking about is so clever & equally off-putting

[@MetroidChild]

Boil eggs, cut them in half, mix mayonnaise and whipped cream, put that on the eggs then put the cheap lumpfish caviar on top. THAT makes for a good hangover snack, and is also nice to have on the christmas table.

[@jinxysaberk]

The fact they can't understand the concept between a spin off and a prequel then bully pyro when he's right hurts my soul.

[@yoyonogo6624]

I like how colossal is legitimately wrong about half life alyx yet Pyro is so ape brain he can't explain it in a way that proves his point or makes sense so he just loses.

[@cammyman32]

Yes indeed.

[@LukSter18998]

what ways is he wrong?

[@LateNightTableCo]

I found this podcast at just the right time. Needed something to listen to while I’m out dashing and these first 4 episodes were perfect

[@The_Jackpurgis]

The 2 month wait for more Pyro bullying was worth it

[@rars0n]

Beer commercials have disclaimers about drinking responsibly. Daily fantasy sports ads on the radio have disclaimers about gambling responsibly. I don't see the problem in treating gambling streams for what they are, advertisements for gambling, and giving them associated disclaimers. Gambling has the potential for ruining lives. It's easy to say "they can go and gamble if they want to" when it doesn't affect you, but it often does affect people other than the person gambling. In this and other ways it can be very similar to a substance abuse problem. Children watching a stream are only part of the potential problem. I'm not against gambling at all, I agree with Clown that people should be able to do what they want to do. And I have no problem with streamers getting paid to gamble on stream. I just think there needs to be, at a minimum, an age gate and a strong disclaimer.

[@1lucia]

can't wait for episode 4 after colossal wakes up from his eternal sleep

[@tlm2096]

Everyone’s favorite lesbian, his older and younger brothers, and his crazy old uncle have returned

[@D3ceasced]

I wish this was a weekly series god I can’t get enough all my favorite KZbinrs in one place

[@DolanDarker]

We will hopefully have a quicker output going forward, It won't be weekly but it won't take months this time around :D

[@D3ceasced]

@@DolanDarker AWESOME AND HOLY SHIT what’s good man !

[@de_gale]

FINALLY THE OLD DEMENTIA MAN REMEMBERS TO RECORD PODCAST

[@jbonesrva9679]

Pyro is gorgeous in his makeup. I bet the beauty community on KZbin could use some fresh blood 🤣

[@coba3220]

Been a while. That's a cool birthday gift, thanks. :) If Pyro said that this podcast is consistent then it really is consistent with its uploads every 2 months.

[@1Bongolouis1]

Happy birthday!

[@coba3220]

@@1Bongolouis1 Thank you!

[@Siivajenna]

Happy birthday!

[@coba3220]

@@Siivajenna Thanks!

[@86pp73]

Happy birthday!

[@FemaleAnimeMaster]

Weird how the parents have been almost entirely removed from the "children safety on the internet" discussion as if they aren't responsible for their own fucking kids?? The Internet isn't your fucking babysitter, it's not my fault if parents are too lazy to make sure their kid is being safe online.

[@tmtmtg]

Can't wait for the next episode in November!

[@ALIEN-DUDE]

November this year or November 2023?

[@aregulargenericname8794]

@@ALIEN-DUDE in 2024

[@pepperbee_]

The misfits makeup story is actually so wholesome 100

[@sredna2413]

Mhmhmhmhmhm mental illness wholesome hohohohohoohohoho

[@apinamestari5766]

Wholesome chungus everyone liked that

[@arnaspuidokas5464]

Wtf is Collosal even talking about? You know this shit could take off and a bunch of 15 year olds would start gambling cause their favourite streamer does it. Age gating wouldn't do a lot, but it would be something.

[@Mark-lu8ee]

This episode is just the build up to the Pyro fat inflation mod incident

[@nicematerial]

I'd love to unsubscribe out of frustration from how long we wait for each episode but it's always so good. Currently on this video I don't think I've ever seen a higher like to view ratio on this site. Well done gentlemen, hopefully the schedule gets more consistent.

[@sanguinespirit2397]

This was the most entertaining podcasts I've ever listened to. However I'm also high af and my wife has left me so maybe you guys are actually just filling a void in my heart Either way wagwan bruh

[@nerdcity]

Hakuna matata, man. I hope your circumstances get an upgrade soon

[@Blueturtle1]

@@nerdcity I like the way you interact with commenters.

[@OurCumrade]

@@Blueturtle1 same

[@pigeon_lover148]

It's surprising that the podcast's topics are up to date despite being talked about late 👏

[@AlyxRythrill710]

Pyro Your Story About Caviar is more boring than colossal fighting the World War

[@brianschumes4249]

Omg these podcast type online chat between these amazing creators just chatting with whatever comes to mind is just fucking amazing, so much insight, and wisdom, you couldn't pay to get some of this advice, so please keep up with what you all are doing, this is amazing

[@nerdcity]

What advice? I'm genuinely concerned if you heard some advice in here

[@nerdcity]

Hopefully it wasn't "Buy caviar when you're hungover. It's got fats and salts and it's the best shit for you, bro"

[@brianschumes4249]

@@nerdcity hahahahahahaha, god pyro and his shit story when he thought it was so cool because he thought oh I saw caviar in godfather or whatever the fuck, it's expensive, lemme look cool, proceeds to dehydrate himself even more so than the hangover with all the salts hahaaa, oh and pyro baluga whale and sturgeon caviar is most sought after, and most expensive, and expensive everywhere, bahaha I couldn't stop laughing when heard him say that and colossal was like you idiot, god pyro you degenerate hahaa still love you pyro, and also not like advice but like mind munchies or shower thoughts, like what if I posted something that would have a dramatic impact on someone's life like the gambling bit, idk just good things to analyze and think about, because clearly you can't live on eggshells your whole life and be scared that something you might to might ruin someone else's, they have they're own accountability as well, and sometimes it take sbad things happen for good to happen, unfortunately it's like for example idk the benadryl challenge on tik tok, it took couple people dying for people to be like oh fuck we shouldn't do this, so was that idk god's plan for that person's life, to then show a million others don't or this will happen, just like I mean you have break some eggs to make an omelette right, so idk, so not like advice but like advice could come out of it in a way, idk just the free nature of the topics that rolled into one another and and the different perspectives of you brilliant 4 have is awesome to watch/listen to, people conversing is def one of the most fastest ways of spreading knowledge and information, so thank you 4 for this channel, the videos are great

[@WNolan-cp8yo]

No, clearly they learned exactly how to gamble their life savings away on slot games

[@nerdcity]

@@WNolan-cp8yo REEEEEEEEEE!

[@basicallyabush]

Can’t get enough of this podcast it’s hilarious, I’ve watched the first two over 10 times each waiting for this one :)

[@whatagreatnameaye1169]

Bro chill

[@Naptha415]

Colosal doesn’t understand stats and addiction for 40 mins pog

[@shunsuikyoraku5428]

Dolan be sounding like Max sometimes

[@alpacapunch9238]

I think you're having an effect on them Mr. Nerd? Mr. City? They seemed to be able to follow along and make salient points. So for that I thank you.

[@nerdcity]

As long as a topic connects to video games, they can do a TED Talk

[@LizardisSleepy]

@@nerdcity or breaking bad for the lesbian

[@JustCobaltVA]

You can tell Pyro is lying about the caviar story because Pyro doesn't have a girlfriend.

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

Pyro does have a girlfriend actually.

[@alpacapunch9238]

Let's go!!! Nerd City's daddy day care over here.

[@alpacapunch9238]

I think you're having an effect on them Mr. Nerd? Mr. City? They seemed to be able to follow along and make salient points

[@hehobXD]

I love the constant bullying of Pyro

[@i_eat_waffles_they_are_good]

Pyrocynical's intelligence is comparable to Patrick star if patrick star got brained in the head and chugged everclear

[@AquaZal]

best podcast.. and the amount of editing for an episode!

[@MrMcJohnsonII]

The fact that Pyro's head is rotating a different direction fills me with gamer rage

[@breaded_toast]

I’m so glad you’re back

[@sldgava]

Bullying pyro (podcast edition)

[@Exavold]

Ah yes, new episode of the Pyrocynical Bullying podcast

[@NexusKirin]

8:57 I remember the hallucination still. Do you guys still remember?

[@Jenna_Talia]

I love how much Pyro's toes curl he is like the homonculous 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[@toastybread0413]

The longer this episode plays, the less appetite I have, congrats you guys especially to Pyro you've all essentially made me fast for tonight and probably until next week

[@commissarthorne3894]

I love how KZbin gave me this notification only 2 whole days after this baby dropped. I swear to God Susan, you're becoming the Kathleen Kennedy of web design.

[@williamnewman6333]

using the AI images is such a funny idea

[@NicoNicoNessieSub]

Not even joking pyro looks good in makeup better than I can. People making fun of him for it make no sense

[@imperious8905]

Oh my god. We need more.

[@zombies637]

Now that they’re at episode 3 maybe it can go on Spotify now

[@ericainspace]

Nerd, slots are NOT like a lottery; they're not random at all. Real life slot machines have a "return to player" ratio that is decided by the vendor. I'm assuming this is true for the app versions as well. That's how casinos make money off slots and why most people lost slightly more than they win. Jackpots are possible, but unlikely. What I'm saying is, slots are usually rigged, no at all random like the lottery which can actually be played like a very long game of chance; you can predict the likelihood of certain numbers coming up. Related, supposed "skill crane" machines use a same win:loss ratio setting. The vendor decides how many plays it takes to win the big prizes. While some highly skilled players can cheat a little to win more often the difference is slight, at best. Those crane game players here on youtube are usually playing their own machines or have access to the settings through a friend, as I'm sure you know, and give themselves a 100% win rate while filming. Much of gaming/gambling content online is rigged. Poker is one of few games that requires actual skill and knowledge.

[@knixie]

i guess really the thing to realize is all "gambling" is not really random

[@nerdcity]

It sounds like we agree, actually. I still see a similarity, particularly for scratch-off lottery tickets. Aren't they meant to return a fixed ratio of funds back to players, but where the Lottery Board is left with more funds than they've paid out? Was just meant as an analogy for games of chance with no skill required to play

[@9bran9]

my heart dropped when they said stomedy died i thought it was real

[@GruntOfAction]

That whole crypto thing not crashing aged like fine moldy cheese in a sewer.

[@cammyman32]

Yeah I hope so.

[@atickahmed8136]

29:36 was that max on the background? where is that from?

[@CeschiArt]

Digital proof of ownership is still the only thing I'm interested when talking about NFTs but that's it honestly

[@TheRealBace]

Great episode, lots of good discussion on the gambling and crypto portions.

[@ashton7742]

I really want to hear Nerd's take on virtual "land" investments like meta and earth 2