the REAL reason Thanos SNAPPED

[@canadiancanucklehead8310]

“She is heartless.” Deadpool: “Y’all hear sumthin?”

[@dolphin6755]

👏noises

[@Dysturbed-00]

Squish Squish?

[@narrativeless404]

Nothing

[@Raincloud5137]

Plap Plap Plap Plap

[@bygonewonders]

He snapped for a chance to clap

[@Mariontyo]

how do you not have any replies??? this has my stomach hurting lmfao

[@adaman.shr.3538]

and still ain't got no sap

[@dragb9284]

And got ntr by a merc

[@SpoR8X]

cuz he got a big derck

[@ff-zt1gs]

lol

[@ivancerecer5758]

To add context Lady Death brought him back to life with more power, and tasked him to destroy half of everything since there were more people alive than there are dead However, Thanos came to learn of the Infinity Stones, and realized its the only way to accomplish his task But once he got them, he was fucking around, gloating to all around him, claiming he is now equal to Death and thus they can be together Mephisto even told Thanos that Lady Death is not his equal, she is now beneath him, and she hates the idea Once Thanos realized that she'll respect him when he completes his task, he snapped, and he regained dignity in her eyes But Thanos kept going on and on and on about his power, in which Death lost interest since his arrogant nature was unappealing

[@Yonkage-ik5qb]

That's mathematically ridiculous. There are many hundreds of times more dead than alive. There have been something like 150 billion humans in all of history, and up until the last couple centuries were never more than a few million alive at any one time.

[@Maybe_The_Guy]

So he got cucked by himself? Seems like Thanos

[@zzodysseuszz]

@@Maybe_The_Guyyes, it’s explained in the comics that thanos is a nihilist, which conflates with his ego, resulting in him subconsciously allowing himself to lose or fail. Such as when he let nebula (I think it was nebula) steal the infinity gauntlet when he was distracted. He could’ve stopped her but he chose not to because he wanted to fail

[@midnightexe7248]

excluding the destruction of halfo f the universe, i can understand Lady Death's...unappealed emotion...

[@NellDAce]

​@@zzodysseuszzi don't see how Thanos in the MCU is Nihilist, reason for this belief is because Nihilist or Nihilism is the belief that life is meaningless they also reject all Religion & Moral Principles. But he sought the Infinity Stones in order to "Save the Universe" that doesn't alugn with being a Nihilist.....

[@Mr_chrome]

And here is deadpool just clapping deaths cheeks

[@senpie6639]

Does she even have them cheeks to begin with? Lol

[@Azy717]

​@@senpie6639 yes

[@kinjalroy9407]

​@@senpie6639 Yes

[@genghiskhan6185]

@@senpie6639 nah he rattled em bones

[@WeaponXSigma]

@@senpie6639 she actually does. She can change her body however she wants. Plus, its usually just her head thats a skull or with a skull face and not the rest of her body so she definitely has that cake for Deadpool.

[@dominicrobinson2056]

Bro wiped half the universe to rattle a skeletons bones and a random immortal guy rizzes her up with no trouble

[@romanplays1]

wasn't it the case that deadpools immortality was thanks to T-ray (A sorcerer who has a hateboner for the merc) using a artifact gifted to him by thanos to make deadpool unable to join death?

[@NotRJ001]

​@@romanplays1 I thought Thanos made Deadpool immortal? It's the main reason why Death was always attracted to him because of his immortality.

[@romanplays1]

@@NotRJ001 that was thanos's plan. but he got T-ray to do it.

[@randommadman7348]

​@@romanplays1 didn't thanos later reverse the spell so that he could kill deadpool himself?

[@cristalynablaza9463]

​@@randommadman7348 np

[@megatron2171]

thanos: i erase half of the universe for you deadpool: you like jazz?

[@northernalpine4350]

Then deadpool rizzed the hell out of her thats probably the biggest fucking flex ive seen

[@gravekeepersven82]

Facts and he beat them cheeks

[@Yachii]

​@@gravekeepersven82more like them bones

[@Ppan1r]

@@gravekeepersven82 🤨

[@WeaponXSigma]

​@@Ppan1r He's actually not lying on that one. Deadpool actually gave Death the D.

[@Bucks4Bytes]

I mean Deadpool *is* Ryan Reynolds

[@soniczeromkx]

Thanos did all that to impress death, while Rizzpool just can't die and she is head over heels for him, the comic writers just gave Thanos THE BIGGEST KICK IN THE BALLS TO EVER EXIST

[@kohanrains776]

Thanos is the reason he can't die in this version she was in love with rizzpool and he cursed him to never be able to die so they found never be together which is pretty gangster lmao

[@shady_star]

i mean thanos worth it

[@marcorocchi6758]

lol

[@Ariel_Lord]

Since Thanos made Deadpool immortal and Death likes him because he can't be killed, why didn't Thanos curse himself to be immortal instead to make Death like him? 🤔

[@kohanrains776]

@PotBot if I remember correctly she already liked pool which is WHY Thanos cursed him so he could never be with her

[@BackwardzCap]

Thanos is the definition of “down bad”

[@Ayqav]

That Skeleton lookin kinda thicc not gonna lie.

[@lorrainebrunner2490]

Would you look at that bitch's CALCIUM LEVELS.... hmmm... Both Spooky AND Scary, just how I like my woman.. But she doesn't know any puns, and has never cackled _"One day I'll get you, you hear me I will, He Man!! _*_Skeletor.. AWAY!!!"_* Instantly dropping her cold rotting corps to a 3/10. Definitely a swipe left... I mean maybe if she had a personality or a soul, but it's 2023 and Twitter is dead. Which means she must still be on it. 2/10

[@markwilson4686]

It's Marvel though. Her "thicc" is average in that universe, so simping for a corpse because she's "thicc" doesn't make much sense unless you're into necrophilia.

[@Spechktre]

@@markwilson4686 it’s literally a marvel comic panel, with a single panel showing one of Death’s forms. And yet somehow for some reason you pulled out the necrophiliac card, get a grip.

[@markwilson4686]

​@@SpechktreI don't get all the down bad comments for a comic book skeleton with boobs especially when there are a plethora of comic book women who look the same minus the skeleton part, but I'll admit calling necrophilia was low on my part.

[@jj-ce8bb]

Maybe I can spend some time with her "Minecraft skeleton hitting sound"

[@liamw3153]

Disney was too scared to show how thanos killed half the universe cause he was down bad for Death

[@mugenokami2201]

They nerfed many things even how evil thanos was

[@demetriusean]

I mean, that would've been pretty lame if Thanos was doing all that crazy shit just for some skeletussy, and not only that, he got cucked by Deadpool. The changes are welcome imo

[@cyborg3696]

No thanks, i prefer thanos with an understandable solid reasons than being simp🤷‍♂

[@keonkla]

@@cyborg3696 facts, why people love male charaters who only personality is being a weak insecure loser I will never know. Just total brainwashing lol.

[@Graymeyne]

Nah bro. You can't always humanize your villains. Look how menacing live action darkseid is. Then imagine in the next movie they humanize him, like why are you going to do that? To empathize with him? What is the point of building up to him being the big bad? Establish him to be a ruthless oppressor only to be revealed that his a big softy inside. No. Plus why you've want to relate with him when his an alien in the first place. Same with thanos. He was called a mad tyrant for a reason. What mcu should have done is update his motivations. Make him the evil parallel to his comic book counterpart. And if they still want him simping, tone it down a little bit so that isn't his main objective.

[@swift7842]

Dude literally has the mind gem and the reality gem, surely there was an easier way

[@Blackpheonix99]

Nope Deadpool rizzed her up he had no shot my guy

[@spider-man9118]

Reject lust, pursue God. We must stay focused brothers we have various types of evidence for biblical events, if anyone is interested (read on) hell was never meant for us, my fellow youtube user. it was for the devil and his squad, and God gave us the Way out of there since we all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God. God knew we were wack, but He decided He was still come down and help us, despite our unfaithfulness. most relationships (like friendships, romantic relationships) aren't like this. Very few, but not a whole lot. religion (Christianity) is just a relationship with God along with loving others (see james 1:27) also, we have various types of evidence that backs up the Bible. Here's one example: Scientists have discovered that the earth "skipped" a day. The Bible explains how that happened. In the book of Joshua, Joshua asked the sun to stop so he and the Israelites could defeat their enemies. Then in 2 Kings, King Hezekiah learned he was dying, and pleaded to God to not let him die. God sent a prophet to king hezekiah who said hezekiah would live. Hezekiah wanted a sign, and that would be for the sun to defy the law of inertia and go back 10 degrees. NASA confirmed it and did the math (look it up for more info). We also found Jesus' blood on the Ark of the Covenant which had 23 x chromosomes and 1 Y chromosome. This shows that He was born of a virgin (Mary) and God the Father is His Father. The Holy Spirit exists. I was a slave to s3xual sin for 7-ish d@mn years. Finally at 16, God freed me. Also, look up John Gabbana's (boonk gang) testimony. Dude did a lot of wacky stuff. He's changed now. also, the soul exists. someone i know (i won't say who- privacy reasons) saw their soul leaving their body. like pulling off a band-aid, except it doesn't hurt. Here’s the physical evidence of Jesus and His Resurrection: 1) No persecution would have started if He hadn’t come back (the disciples thought Jesus would never resurrect) 2) The Roman soldiers would have paid with their lives if they failed at their jobs 3) there was a 2-4 ton rock that 11-12 guys would have to move (they didn’t have any help. Everyone said “crucify Him”) major L to those opposed to Jesus 4) there was a Roman seal which was a metal pin that sealed the tomb stone 5) Stealing the Jesus’s body isn’t something the disciples would do (besides Judas. Although he hung himself after feeling remorse for betraying Jesus). 6) the disciples wouldn’t die for what they knew would be a lie. (The lie being Jesus never made the ultimate comeback) faith and reason, people hit me up to learn more about how science proves the Bible or just about God in general. thanks for reading

[@Bodywashconditonershampoo]

All he had to do was recreate the scene

[@ドラゴン殺し]

Death is an entity beyond Infinity Gems

[@zm2737]

It's a concept kind off​@@ドラゴン殺し

[@thelaughingrouge]

Thanos in the movie: The dude kinda has a point. Thanos in the comics: Galactic level simp.

[@dolphin6755]

Nahh Multiversal level

[@kevinprinz3204]

Even in the movies he could've just , yknow create infinite food.

[@dolphin6755]

@@kevinprinz3204 an idealist doesn't roll like that

[@pualbaptiste8617]

​@@kevinprinz3204 It would cause overpopulation. Edit: Before you comment something disrespectful like the last guy who replied to me. I never Justified the reason

[@kevinprinz3204]

@@pualbaptiste8617 How. Just increase the resources. Like what

[@dolphin6755]

She wasn't heartless, Thanos just got 0 rizz

[@olegyurchenko4127]

Deadpool got 'em all 😅

[@carlosl5008]

Just like you that has 0 rizz

[@dolphin6755]

@@carlosl5008 sir not to be a nerd but the word "you" is supposed to be used at someone else in a conversation, not used on one's self

[@yehanravindu7221]

​@@dolphin6755 you deep fried that ass.💀

[@TheFakeMakotoYuki]

@@dolphin6755 lmao ima have to steal this comeback

[@scryerscapes7884]

I love how he says, "Think of all WE could've avoided if Thanos wasn't a simp" as if it's actually a real event that WE went through 😂

[@cygnusactual1618]

Wait a minute. So….this actually did not happen?

[@Loki-N]

​@@cygnusactual1618yeah, as if half of the universe didn't just evaporated from existence just last month smh

[@mnspstudioLOST]

It's worse than that. She loves Deadpool because he's the man she can never have.

[@Jeff4theRaid]

Plot immortality vs canon end of life

[@sean5558]

Yup, a lot of girls are more attracted to guys who are unavailable than those who respond to their summons immediately

[@jessuelvinceredulla2422]

​​@@sean5558 Sigh true man😢, They'll be mad aswell when the summons are busy

[@leomartinez8382]

The reason she can't have him is because of a curse cause by Thanos.

[@brucewayne1269]

Facts which is ironically funny af to me Deadpool is like Death is MY simp lol 😂

[@awesomeb3002]

"Thanos had selfish desires" *Shows a thicc skeleton*

[@guntherkozier5798]

That’s what paper bags were made for…sometimes you ain’t gotta see the other side of the grass

[@awesomeb3002]

@@guntherkozier5798 Bro🤣. You are right though.

[@OndatZaza99]

@@guntherkozier5798 a true philosopher😂this has me dead

[@christophermoore6877]

😂😂😂

[@JohnJones-bm9ot]

@@guntherkozier5798 I don’t get it

[@ThanhNguyen-gj6is]

Thanos: killed by iron man Thanos: killed by iron fork

[@daronfairweather4159]

copied

[@fogz]

Death was supposed to be the reason why thanos wants the infinity stones in the first place, she was even mentioned in one of the end credits where thanos' henceman told him that he is doing all of his plans just to court death.. later it was scratched and changed 😅

[@NinjapowerMS]

The comic reason was pretty dumb anyway. Simp thanos.

[@CaptainBrnow]

Made a beter story

[@abrahammesrajecorrea2349]

​@@NinjapowerMSI mean, there was a reason why he was called "the mad titan". And besides, Thanos basically creates a girlfriend for himself with the stones after Death rejects him lol. So I guess Thanos went the isekai protagonist route with that much power.

[@NinjapowerMS]

@@abrahammesrajecorrea2349 Mad simp more like it. Even more pathetic that he made a girlfrind for himself. That's extra sad lmao.

[@DirtyBobBojangles]

Good

[@flamelover1746]

Girl's just not into him. Maybe if he was Canadian...

[@spadesofpaintstudios1719]

ikr

[@snibblesnoop]

as long as he didn't insult any hockey teams, he probably could have gotten citizenship pretty easily as well

[@Shou_22]

Canadian and wears red spandex maybe she would have gotten her to atleast notice him...

[@Smthn_Wicked]

​@@Shou_22 *Skeleton hit sounds from Minecraft in the distance.*

[@erickhart8046]

Yup

[@eljefe3794]

I remember reading this comic in my brother's room. Eventually, the celestials start attacking Thanos and evening launching planets at him!

[@DaBodyGuard1]

Lol Thanos made em wanna crash out

[@Indonator]

"Death is heartless, so she did not care at all" Meanwhile death falling in love with deadpool

[@reidon3749]

Because Wade/Deadpool wants to die, Thanos doesn't.

[@stickguy9109]

​@@reidon3749 Also bro got rizz but not Thanos

[@juliangriggs7489]

But she already admitted her love to Thanos and told Thanos that she is the only thing he could love

[@oluwadamilola6233]

Death doesn't love Deadpool literally stated in the comics,she use all of them, she even try to give it to Ben Reilly Spiderman clone, she uses people

[@WeaponXSigma]

Fun fact: In the Thanos vs Darkseid Death Battle, Thanos not only got the Diavolo treatment but he got it with a touch of of NTR. Dude wound up in an NTR induced infinite death loop that ends with Thanos ending up in Death's realm, only to see her making out with Deadpool then Deadpool taking him out with a shot to the heart. Then the loop restarts for Thanos.

[@genghiskhan6185]

Jesus christ

[@WeaponXSigma]

@@genghiskhan6185 Indeed. Darkseid did Thanos dirty and Deadpool made it ten times worse lol.

[@insectwarriorjojo7780]

I remember that. god I couldn't stop laughing. but? sametime? sad thanos died. well kind of figured.

[@MickeyBreeze]

What's NTR? I saw the death battle but I'm not familiar with that term

[@radicalspagetti7218]

​@Mickey Breeze basically cheating on your significant other

[@jeremiahethan9222]

The Pom Pom cannot be that life changing 😭

[@gwouru]

He's called the MAD Titan for a reason. Dude's nuts.

[@judeduval5724]

Mad Simp is more fitting.

[@gwouru]

@@judeduval5724Sure, he's a simp for lady death, but emphasis is still on the MAD part. Also, he is in fact, a Titan, not a human, or some other species... Thus, Mad Titan.

[@green8017]

That is why he was called that

[@g.masterlordoftheg-force4770]

@@gwouruThanos is an Eternal with a Deviant gene. Both Eternals and Deviants exist because Celestials experimented on primitive humans in the past, which resulted in those two species. Their experiments also gave humans the potential to possess powers, so they are also responsible for superhumans. So Thanos’ species actually is related to humans. At least in the comics. Not sure about the MCU. I haven’t even seen the Eternals movie yet.

[@gwouru]

@@g.masterlordoftheg-force4770 Everything gets retconned. He's a deviant titan, not a deviant eternal. Eternals are manufactured, like robots. They are not genetic experiments based on human dna.

[@noahtheonlynormalone]

Thanos is simping so much But still lost to Deadpool's rizz

[@TheStoicNinja]

Imagine reading this statement 40 years ago lool

[@juliangriggs7489]

Yeah he might have been to keep the lady the resurrected him and had a child with him and and admitted she feels love for him get off of Deadpool's r i z z boner

[@Doggo_is_sus]

Marvel Thanos :- Must Save Universe Comics thanos :- *Simping Intensifies* Deadpool :- *Stealing Intensifies*

[@ghostspud]

Nebula is his granddaughter, and he didn't blow her up, he blew up one of Death's lackeys. Nebula took the Gauntlet off him later.

[@arcojuve]

Thank you, like, get it right if you’re gonna make a video of it

[@siegebot82]

Thank you! Now I'm disliking and putting "do not recommend channel"

[@ghostspud]

@@siegebot82 fuck

[@cookiesnugglez7318]

She's actually not heartless, it's canon that she loves deadpool

[@shaynehughes6645]

Retconned

[@shaynehughes6645]

@Dman Don't care; the mainline deadpool comics are worse than his guest appearances

[@oluwadamilola6233]

No it isn't. She doesn't love Deadpool nor love anyone for that matter

[@HuyvtQuach]

Thanos:trying hard and still failed to rizz up a thicc skeleton Meanwhile a random 4th wallbreaker: literally drives that skeleton crazy

[@izzworld9160]

She into deadpool after all

[@Rebel3000]

"Death is literally heartless so she didnt care" *Deadpool enters the chat*

[@JohnPeacekeeper]

When bro has so much rizz he revived a dead heart

[@Black24799]

Bro killed trillions to rizz up death.

[@RooKangaRoo]

Thanos really out here simping, on a cosmic scale. That’s crazyyy

[@LoadingFailed]

Omega Level Glazer

[@haroldjames1135]

I’d fall in love with death too

[@Never_GamePlayZ]

damn her cheecks man...

[@Hesohesoheso]

Bro what

[@Hesohesoheso]

@zumataka yeah I know. But in what world would a sane person fall in love with a skeleton with boobs

[@grizzlygamingzz8145]

@@Hesohesoheso me🤔

[@chaunstrife]

​@@Hesohesoheso me too

[@christophermoore6877]

The lesson here is not to simp on anyone unless you're simping for eachother. Choice yourself first every time when it comes to love.

[@erickchristensen746]

“Who could POSSIBLY love you back?” For the being of Death itself to hate the man who murdered half of all life in all existence, who gains more power for every living being that dies…she was truly cold to still reject him, biggest bitch slap in the face to Thanos. Even Death doesn’t want to be with a monster. But a psycho undying dude often mistaken for Spider-Man? He’s fair game.

[@stupididiot4034]

She manipulated him into a monster. She intentionally caused this.

[@alexanderavila4662]

she's a horrible a person as well

[@thesaviorofsouls5210]

Too be fair, a girl isnt gonna suddenly love you if you buy her nice things. So cant really blame her, weird guy keeps doing weird shit for you.

[@erickchristensen746]

@@thesaviorofsouls5210 A good example there

[@alexanderavila4662]

@@thesaviorofsouls5210 dude she has taken full advantage of this, were far from that now. She is a big bad in many crisis events.

[@wildpawgaming8492]

Bro really killed half the universe to get laid

[@WeaponXSigma]

And he still didn't get laid after that

[@gront5172]

And fail

[@ScionStorm1]

I think she put a restraining order on him a couple of times which left him immortal because she didn't want him in her death realm.

[@Ravenclaw-n2r]

death looks like raven from teen titans

[@Brutalyte616]

That wasn't Nebula Thanos exploded. That was one of Death's servants who spoke on her behalf, because she refused to speak to Thanos directly. Thanos got sick of him speaking on Death's behalf and ridiculing him at every turn, so he made him explode to shut him up and try and force Death to speak to him directly.

[@ingiford175]

And at first she used the servant because Thanos was below her, and then when he got the stones, she used the servant because he was so much above her.

[@spadesofpaintstudios1719]

Thanos didn't even have "good" intentions in infinity war lol but yeah comic thanos was something else

[@tess9063]

​@El T_rex why not just double every planet, plants and all, then split populations between them? why not make an infinite resource for food water and power? he has the goddamn infinity stones.

[@Fearz792]

@@tess9063 Because you can’t make a villain like that

[@tess9063]

@@Fearz792 damn almost like his ideas on how to solve the population crisis are what make him a villain and he really didn't have any sort of point

[@bt12310]

@@tess9063 I mean there is a theory that why thanos didn’t do that but because I don’t want to type out the whole theory I’m just gonna find the vid and send it here give me a second Alright here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/oJjMl5Kuir2Ub6c

[@victorkaranja1420]

Movie thanos sucked lmao, they shouldve just analysed and found a way to condense his journey and nihilistic ideas into the plot instead of going for the anti villian route

[@BoneGoddess]

Lady death points to deadpool* “Now THAT, that I like”

[@akileas5537]

bro snapped half the universe’s population to impress a girl…

[@Blackpheonix99]

And Deadpool snatched her up

[@JayKindaCray]

Bro killed half the universe to impress a goth baddie. Respect.

[@Dr._McDonald5]

Nah thats multi plane simpin

[@shaynehughes6645]

​@@Dr._McDonald5 he didn't pay or give anything up, he was showing off. Certified flex.

[@_V.Va_]

@@shaynehughes6645Nah he's a simp. 0 feelings reciprocated.

[@chompysnake]

​@@shaynehughes6645 shayne explaning why torturing your daughter to impress a girl isnt simping:

[@shaynehughes6645]

@@chompysnake you'd know all about it, right anime pfp?

[@LéRoykens]

Bro was tryin to rattle dem bones

[@albireotheredguard1599]

I prefer that to the movie.

[@ScionStorm1]

The fact that Death led him on and wanted him to go on a killing spree because too many people were surviving and even being resurrected in the Marvel Universe and she was trying to balance out the broken system. And then eventually we see exactly what she was afraid of happening when the Cancerverse is created from Captain Marvel killing Death itself.

[@ocean_monster1]

People defending the McDonald's level Marvel stuff don't seem to understand that the original story is about symbols and what they mean. Thanos loves death but death is a concept, a phenomenon that does not judge, or have bias or care about whether or not one loves "her". The story is about the paradox of loving death and destruction but in the end character arc of Thanos. It's not about "simping". Lol. That's the point. How can you expect getting loved back and acknowledged by the laws of nature. It's insane. But that's the point. Thanos isn't rational. Not in the beginning or in the middle of the arc. Him being insane is the point. Somehow noone finds it a problem with Joker. But I guess these days it's a bit too scary if you have a mad god as the antagonist. You gotta give him rational motivation so kiddies don't start having too difficult ideas. Marvel decided that it needs to have a more level-headed reasoning that's relevant to modern audience. In other words, dumbing down because these movies are not really about adaptation, but service for the movies themselves. I'm old enough to have bought the comics as they appeared back in the 90ties. Kinda sad to see how they didn't have the courage to do any justice to the story. It is a comic, it's supposed to be heavy metal and wildly out there. But yeah let's just give at an environmental theme because it's too risky to have a character that simply loves death so much that he's insane enough to expect being loved back. Thx Marvel. I was bored out of my mind watching these movies. No soul. No creativity. No risks. Boring af

[@mayabronleewe]

Thanos is a simp on god frfr

[@GEMLESS01]

Actually he is a simp for a god of sorts

[@WeaponXSigma]

Funny enough, there was a goddess that simped for Thanos. Hela was the goddess that simped for him.

[@maxdeen1298]

He's not a simp lol read comics motherfuc

[@TheMenace2004]

Meanwhile, Deadpool clapping deaths cheeks just for being able to not die and his astronomical amounts of rizz.

[@juliangriggs7489]

After Thanos put rot into Lady Death them cheeks were already broken in all that r i z z for sloppy seconds

[@emperorcaligula9098]

Skelussy got Thanos acting up.

[@eliandervalderen5849]

If I remember the story correctly it was Mephisto that reminded Thanos that you promised to kill half the life in the universe in order to win death's affections.

[@knives5964]

Thanos being over 6'6 tall and being a simp is wild

[@woodrobin]

The thing is, he didn't do anything She wanted or benefited from. Keeping Nebula in a state between life and death is an insult to Death. She doesn't like the undead, so creating one isn't going to impress Her. And since She is responsible for conducting everyone and everything that dies from life to what comes after, killing half the living things in the universe at once just creates a huge amount of work for Her. A massive rush at work is not a present any potential girlfriend wants to receive. He could have used the Mind Stone to make everyone in the universe love and appreciate Death as much as he does. He could have used the Soul Stone and Mind Stone together to make everyone understand that Death is not the end, but a transition and natural part of the universe. He could have used the Soul and Reality Stones to make it so people could commune with their ancestors, allowing them to understand Death better. He didn't think to do any of those things She might have actually liked -- because he's really a shitty boyfriend. No wonder she snubs him.

[@ggmasterguiltygear6315]

Damn...u wudda rizzed the shit otta death.

[@JSerrato289]

and he just liked to kill people

[@qwertyzxcv123]

Dude, you're never been in love do you? Haha... Men/women will do stupid stuff in the name of love. This shows that love interrupts everything - whether it slows or hasten a process to the inflicted. That is why Death didn't fall for it. She knows much better than Thanos.

[@Ryan-gw3yv]

​​​@@qwertyzxcv123you're talking about infatuation. Not love. Love is kind, radiant and patient. Anything less is not love but a corrupted concept.

[@christophermoore6877]

​@@Ryan-gw3yv this is true

[@dranksinatra2493]

Worth noting, Thanny didn’t explode Nebula. Mistress Death didn’t actually speak, but used an arbiter to voice her wishes, concerns, etc… When Thanny’s “gifts” fell short to impress her, the arbiter voiced Death’s displeasure with extra snark. Thanny didn’t appreciate his God status being talked down to and exploded the arbiter in retaliation. Nebula would later grab the Gauntlet, deposing Thanny and prompting the Titan to team up with a newly reincarnated Adam Warlock to bring the saga to a close.

[@paulocardoso3078]

One wonders if he read the comic at all...

[@markmullins8622]

​@@paulocardoso3078 no wondering, obviously he didn't lol

[@evilallensmithee]

@@paulocardoso3078 presumably he read a summary on a fan wiki that was wrong or poorly worded.

[@user-du7cg9vr9d]

The definition of down bad

[@rya3190]

I feel like Thano's problem is that he did it out of desperation for her. The reason she likes Deadpool is cause he'll do it on a whim for little rhyme or reason, thus making him more like her, but not desperately trying to emulate her.

[@stygiantycoon7765]

And he’s funny.

[@rya3190]

@@stygiantycoon7765 That doesn't hurt. Thanos might get more success at getting people to die by getting them to commit suicide at his comedy routine.

[@green8017]

She prefers Deadpool because she doesn't like how Thanos is trying to buy her love with souls. Also Deadpool is a chad.

[@DerpyScrub]

if thanos just turned himself into deadpool, his rizz would’ve gone up exponentially

[@DinhVanNam12]

genius.

[@ChloeKruegerSenpai]

Thanos 2018 succeed Thanos 2019 failed COVID19: Let me help you to balance for it

[@daci4819]

Learn from Thanos guys, never try to impress women

[@flamingagua]

XD yes, that way you can stay alone forever. No dude! There is many more things like don't torture you own bloody child, that's a good start.

[@segundaconta.]

Make women try to impress you, not the other way around.

[@rockstar4127]

@@flamingagua nah he's right, don't go over board with impressing anyone, I used to be like that in college lol😂, but I was just having fun. Try once or twice and if she doesn't respond, just switch to a different one, there are billions on potential mates on earth don't waste your time trying to impress anyone.

[@diimafaka]

Achievement unlocked : Universal Simp

[@MarvelsScreamSimp]

"She is heartless" Apparently Wade has so much rizz he can make someone with no soul or care fall for him

[@juliangriggs7489]

Just as well as Thanos she resurrected him had a baby with him and told Thanos that she feels love for him get off of Deadpool rizzin dick

[@alpha_wolf220]

it's surprising and kind of wholesome that thanos didn't just brainwash her but instead tried to earn her affection

[@justinmccarter746]

She had already fallen in love with deadpool

[@lemurtheory9350]

More respect to comic thanos. He didnt lie to himself. He knew what he wanted and didnt care that he was doing wrong to get it. Movie thanos obsesed on a made up problem of which he had the wrong solution for and even aproached it wrong all while lying to himself that it was for the sake of ballance or greater good.

[@xBushxWookiex]

Thanos didn’t kill Nebula, Death’s servant was mocking Thanos’ grand gestures as empty attempts to impress Death.

[@r2roger]

Yes. Thank you. I was hoping someone would correct this. Also, wasn't Nebula his supposed granddaughter not daughter in the comics?

[@xXNITR0MAN356Xx]

Man Thanos probably wants to beat Deadpool into a bloody pulp over and over again for swooping the girl of his dreams.

[@hassanhassan-os5oq]

I mean he cursed him with immortality for a while just so he could never be woth her but after 3 years he saw that he really wanted to kill him more then he loved death

[@bumpersincapped]

​@@hassanhassan-os5oqwait that was thanos?

[@marccapuyan7898]

Thanos should be called the mad simp instead of a mad titan

[@originalvenom1972]

I mean, if Death got a body like THAT…I can overlook the skull. That’s what paper bags are truly for.

[@LatinGiudo817]

Or you can do back shots...😏

[@meem6227]

This just goes to show that if you can make her laugh and giggle you can make that booty jiggle. And you know who's way funnier than Thanos and rizzed tf out of death? A certain self-proclaimed anti-hero extraordinaire

[@bretginn1419]

That just makes me wonder if Death even has good taste if she liked Deadpool of all people.

[@maggs131]

Lady death eventually turned on Thanos and fought against him

[@samifunges9747]

News Anchor: In other News a man wiped out half of the universe just so can clap some cheecks

[@gravekeepersven82]

That is the most absurd but relatable line ever.

[@bearded18yearold]

And fails miserably

[@gravekeepersven82]

@@bearded18yearold lmao 🤣 😂

[@demetriusean]

​@@bearded18yearoldand also gets cucked by a guy in a red spandex

[@k1n63d]

Thanos in the movie was basically the elite putting themselves and their beliefs in him to represent them.

[@SoFarAlongYT]

Bro the movie made him so much smarter and cooler! He had a reason!

[@kuriboi952]

So Thanos always treated Nebula like shit? I can believe that.

[@MrLuzakman]

It... Depends on the universe, but generally yes.

[@jazlanderz5000]

I prefer a pure evil Thanos, the one we had was protrayed asal a bad guy but had good intentions

[@jyymorrison1445]

What he did is what they do now, the establishment plans to wipe out humans until there is an estimated 5.5 million left of all the excellent ones.

[@stancinatti8198]

Death looking like raven lmaoo

[@PhilipKNguyen]

raven was based on her

[@stancinatti8198]

@@PhilipKNguyen really? Never heard of that

[@equinoxswine9132]

She wants what she can't have; a nearly immortal being named Wade

[@an_internet_user2311]

This must be what Will Smith felt at the Oscars.

[@jackbryan2089]

& Then Deadpool came in screaming THUG LIFE Biatchch 🤪🤣

[@MusicPerson-to3wb]

Man Deadpool is a f-king giga chad for pulling her

[@sabastjanadams1829]

Thanos is literally just the embodiment of evil

[@khfan9437]

Yeah it makes sense that Death doesn’t love him because she’s not necessarily evil at all. Probably sickens her, because she fell for a hero-Deadpool

[@MrLuzakman]

It also depends on the universe. I believe Thanos saved the world more times than destroyed it. Doesn't make him a hero but I like to think that he is reasonable (except for his infatuation with cosmic being who brainwashed him since early childhood at least), if sadistic.

[@haroldvoigt-er6id]

Bro didn’t have to do that to nebula

[@dre8673]

Thanos was put in a friendzone that not even the infinity stones could get him out of! 🤣🤣🤣

[@mihajlopetkovic388]

The comic is called Infinity Gauntlet (1991)

[@dragonba2006]

Until Deadpool won Mistress Death's heart, which makes Thanos incredibly jealous and decided to curse Deadpool immortal in order to prevent him from seeing her. 😅

[@juju1204k]

I would not say she is heartless she fell for Deadpool 😂

[@northeastoperations]

She's not heartless, she just doesn't like simps

[@gabeitch9142]

Or somebody who tortures and explodes his own daughter to impress a girl.

[@Leland_the_Roman]

Selfish desires 💀

[@ToXicKush420]

And In a cruel twist of fate, Thanos once obtained absolute omnipotence in the form of the Infinity Gauntlet only to find that Death still would not address him, this time due to the fact that Thanos was superior to her. Also he killed the one above all for her i believe

[@sadboi9477]

Bro thanos wanted that bone cheeks 😂

[@i-yell-a-lot4906]

I RATHER HAVE BONES THAN LIZZO.

[@doarner]

Thanos snapped because, like the rest of us, were willing to take things to crazy levels just to find the answer we were looking for: Why does an skeleton have tits?

[@Chadius_Thundercock]

XL sized booba too

[@solortus]

I love comic thanos more. He's darker and more twisted but his motivation to please the person he loves is something we can relate to

[@darthmemewalker2807]

If you think you're a simp just remember this mf destroyed half the universe for a woman

[@soundwavetfoc9000]

whom is not even a woman lmao

[@darthmemewalker2807]

@@soundwavetfoc9000 he's still a simp

[@ScionStorm1]

Not his fault though. She was f*king with his mind way back when he was a troubled little kid. Death is a groomer and this is the result.

[@bigred212]

​@@soundwavetfoc9000 yea death is a concept I guess death wanted to be a baddie for quick second

[@megapulsar9244]

​@@darthmemewalker2807 You could say Death also kinda simps for Deadpool, only in a more romantic and wholesome way I suppose. Plus DP does reciprocate the feelings.

[@Zerum69]

She's more impressed with the suffering you yourself can endure, not the suffering you force others to endure She's impressed by Deadpool's ability to find comedy and happiness even though he terminal cancer and is in constant physical pain

[@kriegermaria9923]

Deadpool is funny charming dont abuse offspring thanos has no Charm at all

[@kriegermaria9923]

I cant blame her for being with deadpool thanos through didnt left them alone

[@green8017]

I guess Thanos was too much of a nice guy tor realise she wasn't that interested anymore.

[@juliangriggs7489]

Physical pain terminal cancer but the strongest healing Factor out of all mutants gtfo

[@EldenLord-wh4ov]

​@@juliangriggs7489that's worse, because he can't truly die, and the tumors can't get rid of, so he'll suffer for eternity

[@sickgrl5930]

No one talking about how cruel Nebula has been treated

[@astralpexilvidz2282]

Death love deadpool

[@vimalsgopal7313]

So in comics, thanos is a psychopathic simp

[@salottin]

The fight that ensues in that comic is AMAZING

[@somecatyoudontknow6471]

She's not heartless... Just in love with someone else. Thanos still be simping though.

[@green8017]

He should have watched mega mind.

[@Jlavatai]

They humanized thanos so we could relate to him. Ridiculous. We need to stop doing that, it’s ruining superhero films especially with the villains.

[@ferguson8143]

Right ad he's a fucking Titan

[@ScionStorm1]

@@ferguson8143 A titanium Eternal

[@muhammadazim3374]

I agree, like every single villain Where the good ole time where villain is evil because they are evil?

[@nothinghereligma3363]

I guess make a short when Death literally gets tired of Thanos does her thing

[@EdTheDragonSlayer]

Movie Thanos: While still evil in deeds, essentially has a few good points. Went senile farmer after getting what he wanted. Comic Thanos: A personification of evil, domination and destruction so METAL, that basically single death metal song ever made could be sung about his infinitely vile deeds throughout the multiverse.

[@Snyperwolf91]

I agree. Comics Thanos has no mercy and is a much better Villian than MCU Thanos.

[@TheTherekrap]

​@@Snyperwolf91dudes literally a galactic simp who got cucked by deadpool

[@markfreenick]

MCU Tanos is also mad. I mean with power of glove he can just create resurses, not cut population to have temporary desihn of overpopulation problem (and elso collaps of many prodaction chains wich was reliting on some high quality dudes randomly going fore rest).

[@Chiayiklin]

​@@Snyperwolf91 While his main objective was simping for Comic level female deity yeah truly a logical motivation for a great villain alright .......

[@Snyperwolf91]

@@Chiayiklin Villians who are driven by emotions are the most dangerous ones . Its like with school shooters . They aint rational and are always emotional loaded for a goal that isnt achievable and can end up worse depending on their unstable mental state and situation. Those aint predictable .