The Real Winners & Losers from NFL Week 3

[@DAcrisure]

Everyone remember. Even if your team lost, at least your team didn't give up 70 points

[@BobMossNanoTanks]

Yes they did 😢

[@Fatfish33W]

Mine put up 70 😎

[@areyougoat2733]

@@Fatfish33Wwell then

[@keynanvarnado7592]

Despite blowing a 17 point 4th quarter lead and losing my quarterback I'm gonna take solace in this.

[@burlyzulu]

Mine put up 19

[@KeegoTheWise]

i saw someone call it a “70 steamer” out in the wild, so i’m happy to say you might have gotten this to start catching on

[@justobserving7045]

Yeah, we just need a few more "70 steamers" in the NFL so that definition will become semi official.

[@alexfranz6041]

He started the 70 steamer in his broncos video

[@MasonJarrr_]

@@alexfranz6041yeah that’s what the main comment is saying lol

[@hhaste]

@@alexfranz6041 *_happy to say you might have gotten this to start catching on_* r e a d i n g c o m p r e h e n s i o n

[@Gman9091]

I hope that someone was me on the rich podcast on KZbin

[@talesfromthetrip]

The reason I love Brandon Perna’s KZbin channel so much is because *HE’S A FULLBACK*

[@izzythedude]

Hi tales! Love your content ❤

[@talesfromthetrip]

@@izzythedude thank you 🙏

[@fsanmiguel666]

I never thought I'd see someone like you on this channel! What are the odds! 😃😃

[@jeremyboyle82]

He's a FULLBACK!

[@swstaurus5919]

This gotta be one of the craziest crossovers ever. Trip keeper and perna 😭😭 love what y’all do

[@spookyfool]

When denver dropped 70, i assumed a lot of ot was because Russ messed up somewhere. When a Miami fan told me that Miami had 10 offensive TDs I was shocked to see Russ had a solid game.

[@seand1011]

Yeah, that was ALLLLLLLLLLLL on the Broncos D.

[@AspectofFrost]

basically all garbage time yards with miami playing soft to not give up big plays

[@somethinglikethat2176]

Tbf it's kind of hard to give up 70 without your QB fking up royal.... but we did it anyway.

[@lightyear999]

Incredibly, Wilson threw the same number of completions as Tua, and only had 3 less passing yards. And he lost by 50. The Broncos could have scored 50 points and still would have lost by 3 touchdowns. Unbelievable.

[@jeffredfern3744]

The Broncos D will get right against the Bears. - signed a Bears fan

[@einjapan8793]

Massive respect for owning that beat down... love your videos man.

[@einjapan8793]

@@lagodifuoco313 it is not easy to do... I still remember that Ronde Barber pick six that killed the Eagles season years ago... it is hard to be a fan when your team is not playing well...

[@Lfelipedlc]

What was the alternative? Lol

[@jacobsims8307]

​@felipedelacruz3719 right just acting like your team was involved in record breaking stats and leaving it at that? 😂😂

[@nope2603]

What can men do in the face of such reckless hate?

[@SRMoore1178]

I still remember Marino's last game. Still hurts! This makes up for just a tiny bit.

[@sputnikalgrim]

The NFL is just pure chaos this year and I’m loving it

[@slopoke22]

It's gonna be a wild one, I told everyone I know that doesn't really watch, too watch!

[@thelastjerkbender2505]

I'm an Indian just getting into the NFL and holy fuck this has to be one of the best things I have ever witnessed. What the fuck is this sport, man?

[@Isthatthegrimreaper170]

@@thelastjerkbender2505it’s the wild wild west but across the country

[@Woeisme2]

An entertaining script indeed

[@SlapStiKc]

@@Woeisme2😂🤣

[@marcn.3045]

"HE'S A FULLBACK" got me every time. Great quality content!

[@andrewreinwand4942]

It just kept getting better and better and killing me a bit more each time. The first time I heard it I was just like, “oh, ok”. But by the 10th time I was wheezing, 15th time I had tears in my eyes and now it’s gonna be one of those things I randomly think of and just start laughing about like a loon.

[@JB-qt4hp]

That blop 0 where the Steelers guy jumps backwards, just to get absolutely trucked had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂

[@lumineer_3]

Brandon having CJ as the best rookie QB currently, warms my heart plus *HE’S A FULLBACK*

[@snotnosewilly99]

Perna ... not even a mention of his lover boy Gardner Minshew, now 2W to 0L for the Colts.

[@johndoe-sf6hk]

Kelce is just an investment towards Taylor's future song catalog 🤣

[@s.s.99]

Jordan Love’s split had me dying🤣🤣🤣

[@MrKhankab]

It's crazy he didn't get hurt let alone was able to grab that bad throw and almost made that throw doing the splits. Lol

[@mary_mildred]

On a trick play, no less.

[@chiefrief221]

I thought for sure he tore up his knee. Glad he’s alright.

[@matthewjohnson9822]

Winners: the curse wheel, currently 2-1. #1 power ranking curse. Currently 3-0. Losers: whoever they call on this week

[@LetsTalkSports001]

The curse wheel is technically 3-0. If Mr. Automatic doesn't make a normally guaranteed field goal, and the curse wheel picked the Ravens and said Ravens already has 1/2 of their team on IR as usual, so it couldn't manifest the curse as an injury, so their best player was cursed. And yes, I mean their kicker and not Lamar Jackson.

[@matthewjohnson9822]

@LetsTalkSports001 how so? Week 1: #1 chiefs (lost) Curse: 49ers (win) Week 2: #1 & curse: lions (lost) Week 3: #1 Dallas (lost) Curse: ravens (lost) That looks like #1 lost 3 times and the curse wheel has predicted 2 out of 3

[@pascalthecurator3368]

sorry dolphins!

[@goingtroughchanges8257]

Thank you for giving Fullback Andrew Beck some time in the spotlight this week. I know it's not dropping 70 pts or Taylor Swift dating rumors, but at 255 lbs, he is the heaviest player to return a kickoff for a TD.

[@Thrawn120]

"The cowardly ball-less call of the week goes to Joshy McDaniels" 🤣🤣 You earned my subscription good sir.

[@deliaguzman1138]

“Best leg-off since Captain Dan”-I’m dying. Perna, your team may stink like a 70-steamer, but you sir are ON FIRE.

[@korymulanax3362]

Yeah....I had to watch my team drop 70 straight through their fingers....on TV and on your live stream. It was brutal. As a lifelong Broncos fan. I think they should have kicked the FG. The 3 points and record would not have been more embarrassing than a pitty knee. You diarrhea shit on us for 2 hours but won't even spit on us at the end, because it "would cross a line" 🙄

[@gorillacookies3171]

It’s a 70 steamer

[@fgcFoobiez]

I don't get why they didn't. I think you forfeit the "classy" nonsense when you go for a td on 4th down up by 30 already. Get that record if you're already lobbing bombs at 63 points 😂

[@shanaeverowe9626]

​@@fgcFoobiez I mean to be fair, Mike White was out there for the last two TDs so it's not like we weren't already in victory formation at the start of the 4th.

[@somethinglikethat2176]

It's brutal with or without the record, the record just makes it a little bit more interesting a least.

[@mary_mildred]

MacDaniel: "I'm not out here for records".

[@Fools_Requiem]

Seeing Jim Schwartz laughing after getting the Titans to use a time out because he had Myles motion back and forth gives me life.

[@peacefrog0521]

May The Schwartz Be With You

[@Chuck_EL]

​@@peacefrog0521 All hail The Mighty Yogurt

[@dandolfan3794]

I love your videos! Thanks keeping me informed about the NFL each week w/ humor and when I'm better off financially will be joining your patreon! As life-long "Dolfan" (who remembers Marino's last ever playoff game - a 62-7 decimation by Jacksonville 23 years ago,) you have my deepest condolences 😔

[@josephevans6293]

Ive been a Bengals fan my whole life....i cant tell you how many times we gave up 50 burgers but never a 70 steamer....

[@devinreed21]

I have to admit that I’m a Raiders fan and I came across one of your videos talking about the worst game ever when the Broncos lost. I enjoyed it because I hate the Broncos. But then I watched more of your videos and it’s just good content. So I decided to subscribe. Love your videos!

[@danlabok7117]

Cardinals fan's have turned Phoenix into a giant block party. We won't go 0-17, we beat hated Dallas and as bad as our franchise has been for 100 year's, we've never given up 70 points. Sorry Brandon, I had to gloat.

[@aceassn716]

They arent playing to tank from what I saw so far Sure they wanna joke about 20-0 vs nyg.. Im a Dallas fan an just knew they would lose, not due to jnjuries For whatever reason they get caught in quicksand havent won at Arizona in 17yrs an counting…

[@ugotadeadtrim3712]

So happy I ran into your channel 2 weeks ago I can’t sit through all the highlights and u explain everything and also other facts outside the match

[@ItsChronoHawk]

My dads been a broncos fan his whole life, which is why I am. But I’ve never seen him get so mad at a game.. I’ll be ordering him a shirt 😂

[@GodDamnitTwitch]

love ya perna, hope you are doing OK as a bears fan it's been a sad season.... berry sad.

[@themoneyman21Gold]

We play the broncos next, so pain all around

[@Theriver56]

Having a Perna video open up with a Seahawks highlight is better than Christmas morning.

[@geekymetalhead5112]

I doubt he's over the sb against us

[@AbbeyRoadkill1]

​@@geekymetalhead5112 I think the Dolphins have surpassed the Seahawks in his nightmares at this point.

[@EdV-xm1py]

Perna 4 president 😂,go Bo Bo, F russ

[@mmmcertified9877]

Brandon "The Dolphins scored more in 1 game than the Broncos have in 3 combined" Perna 😭💀

[@darianclark3980]

Bears, Broncos, & Vikings are soo bad that the Cardinals decided to stop tanking for Caleb Williams!!😂🤣

[@RDSports5]

That clip of Scarface alone after asking how Miami has all that speed was worth watching the vid, haha. Legendary stuff as always BP, keep it up 👏👏👏

[@cristianmartinez1840]

The REAL LOSER of this week has to go to Brandon Perna’s own mental health. The REAL WINNER is his KZbin channel.

[@Skyfire-x]

Real winner is his therapist. Or bartender. Or both. Or they're the same person. 🍻

[@austinfitterer9167]

Been watching your game recaps with Will, I get a really good vibe from him. You guys work really well together

[@PeacefulZealot]

As a Bengals fan I’m just happy to not be 0-3. Please heal up soon, Joe 🧡

[@isaacartaz6200]

I havent watched the video yet but i just wanted to say thanks for what you do perna youre one of the few bright spots for us broncos fans

[@search4truth104]

What could be worse than having 70 points scored on you? Losing to the bears the next week.

[@willd.8040]

I love this channel. You're a funny dude. I'm really happy KZbin recommended this channel to me.

[@legoman2313]

I’ve been loving the dolphins this season finally looking up after so long. But I’m not gonna lie I’m nervous and praying Brandon does not put us at 1 to curse us since we face the bills next week

[@tomdelong808]

Maybe he'll show mercy like Mike McDaniel did 😂

[@gbrowning2749]

loving all the improvements and additions to the videos, been watching for years need you to hit a million

[@joshuascrimsher4370]

Just watching all these KZbin videos and it seems that the dolphins may of just made their seasons 10X harder. No team is going to want to be blown out like the broncos. So that means EVERY team is going to play them like it was the superbowl. Doesn’t mean they can’t win, but they really did make their season even harder by putting 70 points in the third game of the season.

[@axe2grind244]

That was a statement pointed directly at the Buffalo Bills.

[@Frazzledd]

Might work against the other teams, with all the weapons miami has and their run game and pass game being elite, other teams may end up trying to over plan and shoot themselves in the foot.

[@aceassn716]

Jaylen Waddle didnt even play either

[@Austin.Kilgore]

@@axe2grind244 How so? Jw

[@MrSuds]

As much as I hate to see the Broncos lose, especially in a historically bad fashion, I feel like it makes Perna's videos even more entertaining/unhinged than they normally are. And I love it. Gotta look at the bright side.

[@uncleflansy5621]

4 kicks over 50 yards in the same game just feels like an insane statistic.

[@jakehorsburgh2878]

That attempted block and the Zach Wilson stat are legitimately hilarious I could not stop laughing

[@turkeysandwich421]

Gay put me up 25 points in fantasy!! What a performance

[@whiterex06]

Love the videos! Actually kinda surprised there was one this week after the beatdown

[@huffstudios4328]

You missed the easy lay up after mentioning chargers having Kennan Allen throw a perfect game and then mentioning Zack wilson, Tuas back up also threw a perfect game which happens to be Zack Wilson’s old back up. I bet they wish they still had him now. 😂

[@leroyrouge]

I love this series you're doing, awesome job!

[@adorkychristiandad]

So I find interesting that the two worst teams in the NFL according to the internet the Broncos and the Bears are going to be facing each other this week. I'm very curious to see how that goes and how Brandon Perna freaks out if the Bears take down the Broncos. Although there's a part of me that wonders if the Broncos and bears are going to be like that South Park episode of little league where neither one wants to actually win and they're trying to make each other win in order to not win sense they both probably want Caleb Williams LOL

[@idawg7332]

Bears play the broncos and panthers play the vikings so 2 teams are guaranteed to be 0-4 after that

[@MegaNocab]

Ties happen

[@calub_wendex1233]

@@MegaNocabbarely

[@jjraider9168]

Instead of a survivors pick, it should be a losers pick. The Chargers vs Vikings game was a perfect example. Both teams were competitive, but neither wanted to win that game. It was as if The Impractical Jokers were calling the plays .

[@rothed16]

Glad to see some Texans love. Your channel is just so good. Love it!😅❤

[@MattH-t3e]

It never amazes me how much Brandon Perna feels like a real life The League character.

[@vwboy2012]

Hey Perna... Great work! I always look forward to your show. 😁

[@Rekcha]

Loser: Sauce Gardner’s integrity

[@breakingitdownwithbrowne]

You make great videos, im recommending your channel to all my friends

[@KlaxoSmith-gr7qu]

Another week goes with kirk cousins doing his job but the defense not. Starting to realize if I wasn't a kirk Cousins fan I wouldn't have become a viking fan recently

[@sca4789]

I don't get why everybody craps on Cousins. He has never had a good team or coaching around him. He has one good WR and that's about it. Even at Washington he was the only good player. Why all the hate? I wish he'd been with my team all this time.

[@gangtar77]

You got good content man I’m surprised you don’t have more viewers

[@ItDoBeWack]

The Justin tucker hitting a high note edit took me out 💀

[@scottmoseley5122]

This guy is too funny. Not often I watch an Nfl highlight reel and laugh my butt off.

[@johncreel5048]

I never thought I' have sympathy for a Donkeys fan, but here we are.

[@jeffralston1]

"Best leg off since Captain Dan." omg🤣

[@discgolfwes]

I appreciate the Baltimore curse, Brandon

[@jessebunnell6442]

LOVE Josh Dobbs man go get it bro take advantage of your opportunities! Steelers fan here and I am so happy for you bro.

[@SheevPalpatine]

If you ever feel useless, remember that Denver has a defensive coordinator.

[@g02gbnm6]

But Vance Joseph is actually a huge part of what's wrong with this defense, if not mostly why. There's a reason a top 10 defense became the worst in 1 season 🤔

[@TheInfamousDJ1]

I swear you and Grossi are on point (as well as the Clickbait crew). Thanks for showing Colts fans some love. Hopefully Denver can get a W against the Bears this week. It should be Flexed to SNF or MNF for real. However; if they don't what New Worse number would you be @?

[@jimirsayssponsor5844]

How do you NOT mention Garnder Minshew beating Llamar Jackson head to head?!??!!

[@Austin.Kilgore]

Because even as a Colts fan myself, if we’re being real, while Minshew definitely went out and got the job done to help us get the win… the 2 biggest factors we won the game was Matt Gay (obviously) and the defense. Neither offense looked particularly explosive in that game

[@jlb6262]

Wilson is gonna get a huge dose of the Chiefs defence coming up. It will be a must watch game. Lol

[@jonaswaltman7359]

I'm a Die Hard Cowboys fan. My Cowboys are striaght losers. I get it. We didn't have 3 of our starting linemen, and Diggs was out as well. But there is a reason why we all say. The next man up. An they didn't step up. Our defense didn't look too bad without Diggs, but Kyle needs to be a backup and not a starter. Put Clark in that linebackers area. Kyle didn't even try to dive for that runningbacks feet. Penalties killed our offense, and a few penalties killed us on defense. Cardinals deserve that victory. Maybe this is what's going to fuel the Cardinals for next week against that 49ers team.

[@thewalrus8396]

Gonna lose by three touchdowns to SF lmfao

[@jonaswaltman7359]

@thewalrus8396 You truly believe that the 49ers will torch that Cardinals defense. We must see. That rookie from Oklahoma plays defense end might be a great match to watch against Trent Williams. Connor has his speed back. He looks like the old Connor from the Steelers. An offense linemen doesn't look bad. To help give Josh extra time to get a pass off. This game and the Bills and Dolphins game is what people are ready to see next week. You don't go anywhere. I'll check on you if the Cardinals upset that Wang Wang 9ers.

[@ThatGuy-xg5hj]

Always a gas,Brando 😂😂😂 Keep me laughing, brother 👍

[@internetzenmaster8952]

3:45 "Only vaccinated men can date Taylor Swift" Given the amount of breakups Swift has had (based on her discography at least) I'm pretty sure not being able to date Swift is probably a bonus. And I say that as someone who's vaccinated.

[@thenewholistic]

Simultaneously, I can't wait til the Bears/Broncos game, yet I'm horrified at the reality of it. It will be a nightmare thru & thru for both teams somehow and the winner will still probably have something horribly go wrong in the end. I thank God for you Brandon Perna, may your humor ease the pain of whatever outcome awaits us. 🐻 👇/Dying inside.

[@Amonabus]

Justin Jefferson 100% going to KC next year.

[@YuckFouTube2]

I wish, probably not though since KC's salary cap situation is not good and JJ will want to get paid imo and rightfully so

[@Amonabus]

@@YuckFouTube2 I'd be willing to bet that JJ will, just like so many other talented players have done, leave Minnesota for a pay cut. Decades of watching that team and I can tell you if there is any intelligence behind the talent, they want out before MN sports teams waste careers.

[@YuckFouTube2]

@@Amonabus I agree JJ will leave. Just not to the Chiefs, maybe if it is a one year deal for 12 millionish, I doubt that will occur though

[@randumo24]

The Browns trick play was actually a really well set up play. If you only watch the highlights, it looks like an overly complicated play to set up a screen. If you pay attention more closely, you can see that Watson is looking deep first when he gets the ball. Cooper was running a deep route on the play, however the Titans defense stayed disciplined and had him double-teamed. So, there's no reason to be critical of a trick play that has a 2nd option outside of the first option that also has the chance for a big play.

[@seanmillette4323]

Have been waiting for this weeks videos since that first Cheetah touchdown.

[@ryze-1g]

Honestly, to be fair, I understand why people don't like the tush push, particularly retired defenders. I mean think about how it is schemed.. Oline gets as low as possible, dives forward headfirst, folllowed by the QB headfirst, who is being pushed from behind for more momentum. How do you stop that without hitting a head? You cant tackle them from the waist or the legs at that point because that literally gives them the TD. You literally have to jump headfirst into the pile same as the offense in a brutal head on collision. Its statistically NOT an unfair play, its just really dangerous even for football, and takes advantage of the helmet to helmet rules in a similar fashion to a QB faking a slide. As you now have defenders who have to either let them get a TD or risk highly likely helmet to helmet contact, fines, and penalties. Think about it this way, RBs get fined for lowering their heads (I.E, Warren) but a whole offense can do it on the goal line risking serious injury without so much as a minimal fine. Its just weird for the league to allow it when they have cracked down so hard on incidental head contact.

[@RodrigoGonzalez-k5m]

I love watching this guy best KZbinr ever

[@dolphinsfan3245]

11:12 - "With a pair of t.d.s" 😂 ... I'm sorry ok I'ma child

[@derrickarfanis999]

I think Marvin Mims should have been included as a winner. He was the only one who didn’t give up and played until the end.

[@aarontaylor1688]

As a Bengals fan, I can agree that our offense is not where it should be. But, I am glad that they looked a lot better than the previous two weeks.

[@andycockrum1212]

As a burrow owner in fantasy, I’m still waiting. I had to put in Trevor Lawrence this week and he’s blowing it too, just not as bad. I hope his leg gets better this week

[@JohnSmith-im8qt]

This is the best football content on KZbin and it's not close.

[@FuzzyWarthog3469]

Brandon’s the real bronco because he’s got more balls than the rest of the team to call them out on their shit they don’t want to fix. So thank you for being who you are and giving me so much good insight on the nfl.

[@aledusty1493]

Yo, that Mike Evans catch looks straight out of Madden the way he seems to float on that defenders back

[@jd8606]

Perna absolute legend. 😂 the Broncos should be forced to watch your "new new worst" videos. Hopefully they wake up. As a bengals fan I respect and appreciate all your content ❤

[@oneeyewilly3516]

Swear to u, I had a neighbor come over and say his broncos are gonna be different this year, im ROLLING 😂

[@Brunzy1970]

Great show by the way!

[@buffalobill8169]

Was that a buffalo bills shirt you were wearing before your wardrobe change during this video? GO Bills!

[@JamesDavis-ek5sq]

Leg-off joke almost cost me a spit take and a new keyboard. And for this we thank you.

[@SageLlama]

The benchwarmers are the real winners every week. Thanks for your content.

[@Garybpilot]

Travis Kelsey is going to get his heart broken one way or another

[@TheScoobyRawShow]

I was waiting for this and youtube algorithm didn't let me down

[@Wese28]

Let’s not forget, Nathaniel Hacket it running the Jets offense. Looks about as good as the Broncos did last year.

[@ShimmyShark]

Renember when Randal Cobb dropped the Hail Mary in the jets game? That made me break my tv

[@chriscorbin2059]

One of my fav weekly pieces on NFL fantasy was "that helps no one" when a player on no one's roster made the top player of the week.

[@Isthatthegrimreaper170]

It’s great to see Gardner Minshew cooking up, it’s a shame Anthony Richardson went down but who can hate on a Gardner Minshew game?

[@redwoooded]

“His moral compass is all fucked up right now, and apparently so is his regular compass”.......made me laugh out loud dude

[@greatnate6998]

You should make dying inside shirts for every team.

[@kanicshep]

Your videos make me laugh so fucking much. Love this stuff!

[@KuroiRenge]

That field goal is giving me flashbacks to the NFC championship game in the 2020 season.

[@Icer3333]

I love how everyone highlights the Ravens getting no call on the 4th and 5, but at the same time highlighting Pittman’s crazy catch with no face mask called in OT. The Ravens wouldn’t have even had that series if the face mask is called putting the Colts into Gays crazy range on the day.

[@Austin.Kilgore]

Yeah crazy how people keep only mention the PI no-call lol it’s gets pretty annoying at times (depends how hard people lean into it and act like the refs screwed the Ravens for the Colts… which simply isn’t true.)

[@dyne313]

Thanks Perna, and Swifties. Shout out to Swift Sports Network.

[@ghannos9869]

Glad you showed Charbonnet at the beginning. He might as well BE A FULLBACK.

[@nope2603]

At 12:39 i think you meant Lieutenant Dan, but getting the rank wrong just makes it funnier tbh

[@FluffyBunny9002]

"Piss Missile" is what I call my Piss Missile 😂

[@TrulyUnfortunate]

Best NFL content on the interwebs!!!!

[@Austin.Kilgore]

Any video where you can listen to someone sh*t on Josh Daniels (no matter how brief) will ALWAYS be a good video. Lol