The Really Useful Guide To Alcohol - Rowan Atkinson

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Tourmaline1973

Tourmaline1973

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@K4g4m1
@K4g4m1 3 жыл бұрын
"It's so easy to waste time isn't it, and you just don't know you're doing it." Too real.
@qwertyman506
@qwertyman506 3 жыл бұрын
I did it by reading this comment
@K4g4m1
@K4g4m1 3 жыл бұрын
@@qwertyman506 Thanks for your time.
@Paragon13
@Paragon13 3 жыл бұрын
Me “doing college work” be like
@qwertyman506
@qwertyman506 3 жыл бұрын
@@Paragon13 saaame I'm doing it rn too
@Elipson52008
@Elipson52008 3 жыл бұрын
It's worse when you are aware, and don't do anything about it.
@earlnation720
@earlnation720 3 жыл бұрын
I was so relieved to hear that 21 units is safe....until I heard "per week."
@HeadOfNothing
@HeadOfNothing 3 жыл бұрын
I deadass thought it was per day. Well i guess I already spent my whole life's liquor credit.
@mjproebstle
@mjproebstle 3 жыл бұрын
blew this week already and its just monday...cheers!
@pryordevine3855
@pryordevine3855 3 жыл бұрын
Knowing the humor, I expected it to be per life
@tobivan3190
@tobivan3190 3 жыл бұрын
Is 21 per week every week safe or every time you go over that it's permanent damage?
@PeterJavi
@PeterJavi 3 жыл бұрын
@@tobivan3190 I didn't keep up with the ongoing debate whether a small, constant dose of alcohol is beneficial or harmful to the body. I believe lately everyone's saying it's harmful and you should drink as little as possible, but this might change next week. And/or there are many conditions that have to be precisely met for alcohol to be beneficial. You're going to have to Google that shit and see what the latest idea is.
@JarthenGreenmeadow
@JarthenGreenmeadow 5 жыл бұрын
"Saturday the 14th. A busy day at the morgue" That one got me
@krinkrin448
@krinkrin448 3 жыл бұрын
obviously this should have been the sequel title
@Drillz007
@Drillz007 3 жыл бұрын
its true though
@gabtrg314
@gabtrg314 3 жыл бұрын
It took me time to understand, but when i did, it made me chuckle
@RosesAndIvy
@RosesAndIvy 3 жыл бұрын
Ooh! I thought he said “at the mall” and it didn’t make sense to me. The morgue makes much more sense lol
@arijitghosh1601
@arijitghosh1601 3 жыл бұрын
I was about to gonna type it...🤣
@Paragon13
@Paragon13 3 жыл бұрын
“14 is the number of fingers someone has... if they have 3 hands and lost 1 finger in a shaving accident.” Man must’ve learned arithmetic from Baldrich.
@counterfeit1148
@counterfeit1148 3 жыл бұрын
Baldrich?
@Paragon13
@Paragon13 3 жыл бұрын
Counterfeit The guy from Blackadder 2. Might’ve been Baldrick instead of Baldrich.
@counterfeit1148
@counterfeit1148 3 жыл бұрын
@@Paragon13 I think it was Baldrick
@wireshock4633
@wireshock4633 3 жыл бұрын
@@counterfeit1148 Baldrick's German cousin.
@palleppalsson
@palleppalsson 3 жыл бұрын
Mr Blackadder! I got a cunning plan.
@richardgonzalez6409
@richardgonzalez6409 3 жыл бұрын
Even making a freaking PSA this man brings out his cynical condesending charm and comedy. This man is a treasure
@dutchmansmine9053
@dutchmansmine9053 3 жыл бұрын
This is the only PSA that hasn't made me loose hope in humanity.
@DiabolicalGenius
@DiabolicalGenius 8 жыл бұрын
If you are a 14 year-old girl and you look just like like Rowan Atkinson in a woman's wig, then you truly have my sympathy. Seriously.
@distantandvague
@distantandvague 8 жыл бұрын
+DiabolicalGenius What do you look like?
@DiabolicalGenius
@DiabolicalGenius 8 жыл бұрын
+Brandon Henderson A million dollars?
@distantandvague
@distantandvague 8 жыл бұрын
Oh, well congratulations!
@DiabolicalGenius
@DiabolicalGenius 8 жыл бұрын
+Brandon Henderson Thanks, I try my best.
@FirstLast-rj4qs
@FirstLast-rj4qs 7 жыл бұрын
noble prize for the Boner.....!
@calinmiron7181
@calinmiron7181 9 жыл бұрын
Saturday, the 14th - a busy day at the morgue :-))
@Zymynca
@Zymynca 8 жыл бұрын
+Calin Miron When ever I come across this, that is the part where I always crack up :D
@Veronensis
@Veronensis 6 жыл бұрын
watching this on Saturday the 14th!
@joshualiebman1991
@joshualiebman1991 6 жыл бұрын
Ilse me too!!
@se7enofnein
@se7enofnein 5 жыл бұрын
Calin Miron that’s the one that made me lol
@proculusjulius7035
@proculusjulius7035 3 жыл бұрын
As one who has spent time in the morgue, by accident, I can confirm this.
@SW33wNecie
@SW33wNecie 7 жыл бұрын
Rowan Atkinson. The most British man that ever Britished.
@dafoex
@dafoex 5 жыл бұрын
Except maybe Stephen Fry with a corgi outside Buckhouse? They've got to be bloody close.
@plantpowered269
@plantpowered269 3 жыл бұрын
and Colin Firth
@justfacts4523
@justfacts4523 3 жыл бұрын
the most amazing thing about this video is that this is exactly how the memory champions remember stuffs: impress one fact in your mind by associating it with shocking/disgusting images and possibly building a story around it (three hands and lost one finger in a tragic shaving accident)
@Samuel-wl4fw
@Samuel-wl4fw 3 жыл бұрын
I thought the same
@acb9896
@acb9896 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: A week on Jupiter is 2.86 Earth days. Therefore, a man can have 43 drinks . Provided he doesn't die from a profound lack of oxygen.
@windunursetyadi
@windunursetyadi 3 жыл бұрын
Or it's atmospheric pressure, for that matter
@DemoniteBL
@DemoniteBL 3 жыл бұрын
@@windunursetyadi Or gets shredded to pieces because of the enormous wind speeds.
@Skyfighter64
@Skyfighter64 3 жыл бұрын
@@carlwinslow3245 I think he meant if you have 21 units per Jupitorial week, you will average 43 units per Earth week. Most people I know would prefer to go by the Galactic Standard week. If we follow that logic, it's safe to have 3528 units for men, and 2352 units for Women.
@DennisTate
@DennisTate 8 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or does his "21-yr-old" version look a bit like the years weren't kind to Harry Potter?
@MephLeo
@MephLeo 8 жыл бұрын
+Dennis Tate (MadMartian72) HAHAHAHAHAHA
@majorramsey3k
@majorramsey3k 8 жыл бұрын
+Dennis Tate (MadMartian72) His 14-year old sister looks like the years were kind to Emma Watson.
@DennisTate
@DennisTate 8 жыл бұрын
+Major Ramsey Is that supposed to be "…_weren't_ kind to Emma Watson" or do you have a low opinion of her appearance? :)
@majorramsey3k
@majorramsey3k 8 жыл бұрын
Dennis Tate I wrote it right. ;)
@hailtothevic
@hailtothevic 7 жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only one
@TheDominantSloth
@TheDominantSloth 8 жыл бұрын
If you look closely at the girl you can see it's just Rowan in a wig. I'm glad to be of service.
@piennuivelo
@piennuivelo 8 жыл бұрын
No, it's just a family resemblance.
@TheDominantSloth
@TheDominantSloth 8 жыл бұрын
piennuivelo Oh I see, my mistake.
@RikiNewtonMusicianSongwriter
@RikiNewtonMusicianSongwriter 8 жыл бұрын
Ha ha ha !! Naah it's his sister Gertrude...
@sebastianlukito6686
@sebastianlukito6686 8 жыл бұрын
Thanks, I wouldn't realized it without you
@brian554xx
@brian554xx 8 жыл бұрын
TheRehabilitatedMan you just created a new universe from the gargantuan explosion in my mind.
@ChipArgyle
@ChipArgyle 8 жыл бұрын
To sum up...if you're a guy who's 21 and you've drank more than 21 units today, and as a result start chasing around a 14 year old girl who's had 14 units today, it's probably time for both of you to give up drinking altogether.
@jebuschrist3958
@jebuschrist3958 7 жыл бұрын
and this comment has 69 likes. My child like humour has me satisfied for the evening.
@JonatasMonte
@JonatasMonte 7 жыл бұрын
And you have 21 likes so I cannot give you any more sorry, come back in a week.
@Bagginsess
@Bagginsess 7 жыл бұрын
since it's been a few months i felt the poor bastard needed at least one unit more, hopefully he only lost track of time and i didn't cause a relapse of some sorts
@briany6246
@briany6246 7 жыл бұрын
I must have had more than 21 cause that 14yr old is starting to look hot
@joekrater3364
@joekrater3364 3 жыл бұрын
Its 21 per week, not 21 today. You won't be standing with 21 today... probably
@ollieperrywade9249
@ollieperrywade9249 3 жыл бұрын
Ah, the algorithm has worked its magic and brought us together once more. Greetings, fellow procrastinators
@fofopads4450
@fofopads4450 3 жыл бұрын
I have 5 emails waiting
@chasing_the_good7260
@chasing_the_good7260 3 жыл бұрын
I come in peace
@thenorthernhandyman
@thenorthernhandyman 3 жыл бұрын
I don't want to sleep or something
@JazzCity132
@JazzCity132 3 жыл бұрын
I had 5 hours last night
@F.H.Productions
@F.H.Productions 3 жыл бұрын
May the altorithm be with you
@jozsefnyisztor1908
@jozsefnyisztor1908 3 жыл бұрын
When Sir Atkinson is explaining the measures it has truly get me. This is exactly how the Imperial system was created.
@Woltato
@Woltato 8 жыл бұрын
I restrict myself to no more than 21 units per lunchtime so I'm within the prescribed limit.
@rohanlp6403
@rohanlp6403 8 жыл бұрын
per week
@musardus
@musardus 7 жыл бұрын
I don't like your profile photo
@happySingh-vb8hq
@happySingh-vb8hq 7 жыл бұрын
Woltato well done.... hahahahaha 😀😀
@jjakesquid
@jjakesquid 7 жыл бұрын
21 x 7 = 147 per week
@hornyfuckinturtle
@hornyfuckinturtle 7 жыл бұрын
How many cases are there in half a pint?
@cristiansosa1512
@cristiansosa1512 10 жыл бұрын
He should be elected president of the world. for gods sake.
@Weigazod
@Weigazod 10 жыл бұрын
***** We will be dead at that time :))
@cristiansosa1512
@cristiansosa1512 10 жыл бұрын
He will save us, you'll see.
@Weigazod
@Weigazod 10 жыл бұрын
Cristian Sosa Perhaps, no man can tell the future.
@cristiansosa1512
@cristiansosa1512 10 жыл бұрын
Well.. but I'm no mere mortal, you see.
@Weigazod
@Weigazod 10 жыл бұрын
Cristian Sosa So does those who have met me in my life. :))
@AV.36
@AV.36 7 жыл бұрын
This dude has a good speaking voice. Damn shame his most famous character is Mr. Bean.
@sampike7429
@sampike7429 7 жыл бұрын
It's not. Blackadder is at least with everyone I know.
@AV.36
@AV.36 7 жыл бұрын
+Sam Pike Never heard of it. U from the UK?
@bamoida42
@bamoida42 7 жыл бұрын
Here in Germany, although Blackadder was apparently broadcasted every now and then - thank god in original language - nobody's seen it. I showed an episode to my friends and people were actually surprised that Mr Bean could speak at all (sorry).
@iz723
@iz723 7 жыл бұрын
You need to watch blackadder now, it's one of his greatest roles
@sesseljabs964
@sesseljabs964 7 жыл бұрын
ISM ZAM yup
@jacketylon
@jacketylon 3 жыл бұрын
I watched this video 7 years ago and I remember these numbers to this day. He certainly did a good job
@itsfine5818
@itsfine5818 3 жыл бұрын
I can't be the only one who actually remembers things in equally convoluted ways
@JargonMadjin
@JargonMadjin 3 жыл бұрын
I can't even remember how I remember things
@panzerKO
@panzerKO 9 жыл бұрын
that "mad... MAAD" just cracks me up 0:38
@stroof-is-tired
@stroof-is-tired 7 жыл бұрын
Oh yes bloody hell
@pacificostudios
@pacificostudios 3 жыл бұрын
Rowan Atkinson could read names in the telephone book in a funny way.
@dblane1989
@dblane1989 3 жыл бұрын
In that case you should probably watch my favourite sketch of his! kzbin.info/www/bejne/fJq6e4qCeNR7aK8
@b8nnytez
@b8nnytez 10 ай бұрын
Especially everyone called Bob!
@AnkurRoy-bi9yz
@AnkurRoy-bi9yz 8 жыл бұрын
"Saturday the 14th" Hahaha, I lost it guys.. XD
@harry_page
@harry_page 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't celebrate my 21st because of the pandemic; so I had the amount of units equal to the number of fingers a man with three hands has if he lost all three hands in an accident
@grate9
@grate9 3 жыл бұрын
Or the number of players in two football teams in the field if there was an atrocious storm on the day of the match
@SelkieGirl
@SelkieGirl 3 жыл бұрын
So your an Adams?
@cia5530
@cia5530 3 жыл бұрын
Rip
@Zukefly
@Zukefly 3 жыл бұрын
Ayyy me too
@krystiankowalski7335
@krystiankowalski7335 3 жыл бұрын
Just drink the same amount of units as fingers of three men with three hands each, on your own - the pandemic can’t stop you doing that
@theraptor8096
@theraptor8096 3 жыл бұрын
I just love how he's like I have 1minute and a half then gets distracted
@qbmac2306
@qbmac2306 7 жыл бұрын
lol I drink wayf more than 21 units per fweek and I amg comndpley fyinwe iawjdufe eifwlk
@zacharywilson9596
@zacharywilson9596 7 жыл бұрын
QB Mac, I can see that you appear to be completely fine. It just goes to show how we mustn’t use these limits as obligatory, more as mere guidelines.
@LowryYT
@LowryYT 7 жыл бұрын
QB Mac yes
@FishingForLife28
@FishingForLife28 6 жыл бұрын
tahts whta imn benn teliingg my famillily all teh timr
@msinvincible2000
@msinvincible2000 9 жыл бұрын
I thought I died of laughter when he said "14 is also the number of fingers on the hands of someone who has got three hands but has lost one finger in a tragic shaving incident"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@mkprocter882
@mkprocter882 6 жыл бұрын
then perhaps you should change your name ;-)
@sathyanarayanay.h.9630
@sathyanarayanay.h.9630 5 жыл бұрын
True
@equimola3954
@equimola3954 5 жыл бұрын
This comment says something else until I open it.
@iaccidentallyshotmymonitor
@iaccidentallyshotmymonitor 5 жыл бұрын
@@equimola3954 It is a bug on youtube
@ianlarsen7643
@ianlarsen7643 5 жыл бұрын
What’s with the exclamation mark spam?
@Thoughtless427
@Thoughtless427 3 жыл бұрын
The subtle eye movements of his “sister” is what makes this guy a comedic genius.
@tiredlad
@tiredlad 3 жыл бұрын
Rowan Atkinson video: 10 years old. KZbin: Yeah, he's gonna LOVE this!!
@zoedixon9737
@zoedixon9737 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@vudemoniac
@vudemoniac 3 жыл бұрын
Well, true enough, innit?
@MrShs812
@MrShs812 3 жыл бұрын
Saturday the 14: a busy day at the morgue is one of the best jokes I’ve ever heard in my entire life
@shawn.spencer
@shawn.spencer 8 жыл бұрын
"Saturday the 14th. A busy day at the morgue." 😂😂
@jade9288
@jade9288 5 жыл бұрын
Yoool i just got that because its one day after Friday the 13th
@TheNavalAviator
@TheNavalAviator 10 жыл бұрын
Him as his sister. This cannot be unseen xD
@SightForMemories
@SightForMemories 9 жыл бұрын
***** its mr bean, don't fool me.
@tarquinbristow492
@tarquinbristow492 7 жыл бұрын
Interesting that you could get to be John Wayne ;p
@freshbubbleo
@freshbubbleo 8 жыл бұрын
21 fucking glasses of wine, I'd be so fucking drunk 😂
@chameleonttt
@chameleonttt 8 жыл бұрын
That's why it's for a weak, right?
@freshbubbleo
@freshbubbleo 8 жыл бұрын
chameleonttt I only drink once or twice a week
@chameleonttt
@chameleonttt 8 жыл бұрын
freshbubbleo r.i.p.
@samtez9570
@samtez9570 8 жыл бұрын
3 units per day for man so in a week 21 units
@ionlydidthischanneltocomme859
@ionlydidthischanneltocomme859 7 жыл бұрын
freshbubbleo over the week tho
@davidgifford8112
@davidgifford8112 6 жыл бұрын
Those were happy days. Now it's 11-units per week max for the middle aged. A small glass of beer has 1.3 units. Just reading the label of a bottle of Jonnie Walkers can induce liver failure and domestic abuse....
@thewatcher9480
@thewatcher9480 3 жыл бұрын
You miss 20s?
@MomMom4Cubs
@MomMom4Cubs 3 жыл бұрын
I would've thought this comment would garner more likes in 3 years. It certainly deserves it!
@maniesh
@maniesh 5 жыл бұрын
*Units:* 🍺Beer: ~250ml 🍷Wine: ~75ml 🥃Spirits: ~25ml ⚠️*Maximum:* 2 units a day for women and 3 units a day for men
@thesturm8686
@thesturm8686 5 жыл бұрын
Half a litre per week, got it
@hollanderson
@hollanderson 3 жыл бұрын
Oh shit I though the units were roughly double that. As to 500ml beer, 200 ml wine, and 55 spirts 0.0
@6oodfella
@6oodfella 8 жыл бұрын
1:48 would bang.
@butthead743
@butthead743 8 жыл бұрын
gta vc nice
@freddyready8756
@freddyready8756 8 жыл бұрын
wait you here? gg seen that one about the american prez scene?
@bul13ts
@bul13ts 8 жыл бұрын
She's fourteen years old, you creep.
@satsumafez
@satsumafez 8 жыл бұрын
No that's Rowan Atkinson in a wig. And you should respect his life choices.
@jondowe5252
@jondowe5252 7 жыл бұрын
Maxwell Wibert, what if 6oodfella is only fourteen? would he still be a pedo?
@nope1083
@nope1083 7 жыл бұрын
To the guys with a liking towards Rowan in a wig, I think you need to follow his guide to alcohol a little more carefully
@janmatthias903
@janmatthias903 5 жыл бұрын
It's not Rowan it's his sister
@kurtsudheim825
@kurtsudheim825 3 жыл бұрын
You know they're mostly joking
@nope1083
@nope1083 3 жыл бұрын
@@kurtsudheim825 so am I
@bfg3890
@bfg3890 3 жыл бұрын
Stop being transphobic you bigot.
@RabbiHerschel
@RabbiHerschel 3 жыл бұрын
@@bfg3890 Rowan Atkinson in a wig still looks more feminine than 99% of troons.
@peterdietrich8810
@peterdietrich8810 7 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Alcohol is healthier than crystal meth.
@deusexmaximum8930
@deusexmaximum8930 7 жыл бұрын
Pete Detrick Haha, that WAS a fun fact!
@aaronmackay6123
@aaronmackay6123 7 жыл бұрын
Pete Detrick But not as fun.
@lucafreitag2954
@lucafreitag2954 7 жыл бұрын
Pete Detrick Not true
@superhacker35
@superhacker35 7 жыл бұрын
lol NO it isnt
@aaronmackay6123
@aaronmackay6123 7 жыл бұрын
And yes guys alcohol is less dangerous than meth. Meth will kill you in two years or less with a full blown addiction. And that is if your lucky enough to die. I know people who have been drinking strong for 40 + years and they aren't dead yet so yeah
@dirtyyogurt1565
@dirtyyogurt1565 5 жыл бұрын
I THOUGHT THIS WAS CALLED “The really useful guide to school” but either way it has Rowan Atkinson SO IT WILL STILL BE AMAZING Thank you so much Rowan
@Frostgiantbutsmall
@Frostgiantbutsmall 3 жыл бұрын
His voice is somehow even more British then I'd imagined lol.
@carlwitt7950
@carlwitt7950 7 жыл бұрын
1:16.... It's easy for me to remember 21, It's the highest I can count if I take off my socks and pants.
@vsyovomrakenochi8960
@vsyovomrakenochi8960 6 жыл бұрын
Is it weird that if I do that I end up at 22?
@flyingpenandpaper6119
@flyingpenandpaper6119 6 жыл бұрын
I don't even need to take off my socks
@1989eol
@1989eol 6 жыл бұрын
I can only count to 20 and 1/2 :(
@zogzog1063
@zogzog1063 6 жыл бұрын
Julian: YOU'RE LUCKY. I only get to 20 and 1/5
@maximj9782
@maximj9782 6 жыл бұрын
And I can count only to 20 1/21
@alelooooooya
@alelooooooya 8 жыл бұрын
I was not expecting that capture of what his sister looked like at 14, hahaha
@MrAyeSir
@MrAyeSir 11 жыл бұрын
What I love most is that there isn't that annoying laughter that's only useful for people who do not understand the joke but still want to laugh at the right moments.
@zydian_
@zydian_ 7 жыл бұрын
or to make shitty sitcoms appear to be funny (ex the big bang theory without laugh track, youtube it if interested).
@Anna133199
@Anna133199 6 жыл бұрын
MrAyeSir I hate the laugh tracks so much. It makes any comedy immediately less funny. I wonder.. Is there anyone out there who thinks it makes the shows they're watching better? 🤔
@cernanwinterfox85
@cernanwinterfox85 6 жыл бұрын
Anna133199 Yes. Theres a video on youtube about the big bang theory and why it's bad. The comment section is rife with people seriously defending laugh tracks. Its named something like "big bang theory: what went wrong".
@konstantinopoulos33
@konstantinopoulos33 6 жыл бұрын
MrAyeSir I agree and I hate laugh tracks but I've got used to editing them out over the years. And there are some amazing comedies that have them, which are funny *despite* them.
@RabbiHerschel
@RabbiHerschel 3 жыл бұрын
@@konstantinopoulos33 one of my favorite British comedies, Yes Minister, has what sounds like a laugh track, but is actually a real studio audience. Yes Minister was a biting political satire, so they included the audience laughter so that anyone who accused them of being unfair towards the government would have to contend with the fact that the audience found it funny.
@jackier2119
@jackier2119 3 жыл бұрын
You Tube works in a mysterious way…finally brought me here to watch this 10 year old comedy gold!
@gnewt75
@gnewt75 5 жыл бұрын
Didn't know it was possible to know LESS after watching a video on KZbin. Thanks!!
@GSBW_
@GSBW_ 7 жыл бұрын
I really like how its easier to remember 14 and 21 rather than all his advice.
@Maltanx
@Maltanx 7 жыл бұрын
Wow, this is the very first time I see Rowan Atkinson speak seriously with his own voice...
@Phonyu72
@Phonyu72 7 жыл бұрын
Why am I reading all of these comments in Rowan Atkinson's voice? Help!
@dr_weil
@dr_weil 5 жыл бұрын
Same man
@mrkoala5127
@mrkoala5127 5 жыл бұрын
Mate same! I only just realised it when you mentioned it.
@bfg3890
@bfg3890 3 жыл бұрын
You aren’t. He speaks in the voice in your mind
@free-flight
@free-flight 3 жыл бұрын
"I'll have a pub measure of spirits, please."
@diesiadhil
@diesiadhil 3 жыл бұрын
*21, you want 21
@luggy9256
@luggy9256 3 жыл бұрын
That’s basically a shot haha
@Lord_Magikarp
@Lord_Magikarp 3 жыл бұрын
21 was a really difficult number to remember Thanks for the tip Rowan
@selinnazsur2328
@selinnazsur2328 3 жыл бұрын
The video is already great, and the comment section is just the cherry on top. Been laughing my ass off, bless y'all
@BAIGAMING
@BAIGAMING 3 жыл бұрын
Everytime Rowan Atkinson was in a serious role, I kept thinking it was a Mr Bean episode. So he was in a police drama show and I kept laughing at serious scenes, thinking to myself "Is this the part where they reveal he was impersonating an office?" and everyone around me is "What is wrong with you?"
@wbm8548
@wbm8548 10 жыл бұрын
14 is the number of fingers on the hand of someone who has got 3 hands but has lost one finger in a tragic shavin' accident hahahaha.
@hanreality.7266
@hanreality.7266 6 жыл бұрын
That happened to me! How dare you laugh at my pain.
@indiaglowing
@indiaglowing 5 жыл бұрын
@@hanreality.7266 I'm sad for you mate. You've got my sympathy for having 14 fingers.
@LuizAlexPhoenix
@LuizAlexPhoenix 3 жыл бұрын
@@hanreality.7266 Did you shave off a finger of which hand?
@aruarian43
@aruarian43 3 жыл бұрын
@@hanreality.7266 do you have two left hands or two right hands then? or some sort of "middle" hand with thumbs on each side and if so, did you lose its left or right thumb?
@sumkindacheeto
@sumkindacheeto 3 жыл бұрын
Would a "middle hand" be mirrored to have thumbs or pinkies on each side? Maybe since the thumb and pinkie are the same length it'd be a cross breed of the two. A tripple jointed thumb or a double jointed pinkie, if you will.
@pulzsuppe
@pulzsuppe 3 жыл бұрын
imagine getting this one in your recommendations 10 years later in 2021
@IAmFJ1
@IAmFJ1 3 жыл бұрын
There exists Rowan Atkinson things I am yet to watch?! Nobody told me!
@teclinsoro4523
@teclinsoro4523 3 жыл бұрын
what do you mean he can actually speak and he doesn’t communicate through random grunts and the occasional “teddy”?
@richardclarke376
@richardclarke376 3 жыл бұрын
I've got fifty units of alcohol in my piss right now and I am heading to my job at Air Traffic Control. Thanks Rowan !
@jossip22
@jossip22 6 жыл бұрын
7 days in a week times 3 = 21 for men 7 days in a week times 2 = 14 for women Men - 3 a day Women - 2 a day
@aknopf8173
@aknopf8173 6 жыл бұрын
Sorry - too complicated. I think its way easier to remember the man with 3 hands and a tragic accident.
@maninthewall6819
@maninthewall6819 6 жыл бұрын
Quick maths... 2+2 is 4 😂😂😂
@57thorns
@57thorns 3 жыл бұрын
Which might work, and is the drinking pattern traditionally in France and Southern Europe. Binge drinking (as we do in UK and Scandinavia) get dangerous much earlier. It also depend on what beer is in that pint of course, if you go for the 12% belgian stuff you are in for a surprise (and a bad liver). The actualy advice given in this video is horribly bad.
@BrightSeaStar
@BrightSeaStar 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks - elementary school was a long time ago.
@InnerTurbulencia
@InnerTurbulencia 3 жыл бұрын
It’s 8 halves for the women, cos they like to antagonise us men
@yoda908
@yoda908 3 жыл бұрын
I remember a best friend of mine in highschool moved from England telling me about this years ago but unfortunately I forgot until now that it exists. Thank God for KZbin.
@OmaChief
@OmaChief 3 жыл бұрын
Im glad that KZbin recommended me this
@nihilist1680
@nihilist1680 3 жыл бұрын
When I was younger and had a drinking problem I used to drink about 50-100 units in 2-3 days but I didn't sleep between those days. One example is when I started drinking at 5pm on saturday and was awake until monday 3am drinking all the time. That was my longest day of drinking. When some doctors asked how much I drank alcohol a day, I asked them did they mean how much I drank in one day or how much I drank from the moment I woke up to the moment I went asleep. They were confused until I explained them that I lived outside the 24/7 system and my days weren't same as their. Anyways I have now been sober over 2 years and I have no interest in drinking a single drop of alcohol anymore. I look back at those times as wasted time and money but I learned from it. Now I have goals in my life and I know how to get it and I know that alcohol doesn't help me get it.
@SamGautreau7
@SamGautreau7 3 жыл бұрын
Congrats on your sobriety!
@nihilist1680
@nihilist1680 3 жыл бұрын
@@SamGautreau7 Thanks. :)
@wontrespond8064
@wontrespond8064 3 жыл бұрын
You aren't an alcoholic if you drink rum in the morning. You're a pirate harry -Captain Jack Sparrow
@maxmogavero952
@maxmogavero952 3 жыл бұрын
Oh no! I've been grossly underdrinking!
@MaxiDoesStuff
@MaxiDoesStuff 3 жыл бұрын
this is pure gold.
@ancientaxolotl1654
@ancientaxolotl1654 3 жыл бұрын
Saturday the 14th, a busy day at the morgue This guy is amazing
@dustypartition
@dustypartition 7 жыл бұрын
Instructions unclear, am alcoholic.
@mw9558
@mw9558 6 жыл бұрын
It's okay, I think he's talking about units a day.
@Jimbobfrey
@Jimbobfrey 10 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I remember my last tragic shaving accident... lost a thumb. Haven't found it yet.
@timfox21
@timfox21 8 жыл бұрын
What about now? Any luck?
@Jimbobfrey
@Jimbobfrey 8 жыл бұрын
Tim Fox Let's just say that I'm a guy and have also tried shaving my pubes. Now, I have more things to find...
@leoui1085
@leoui1085 6 жыл бұрын
Here you go. A thumbs up.
@maninthewall6819
@maninthewall6819 6 жыл бұрын
@@Jimbobfrey now you more thumbs then you need, so you can put them together to replace, more things you lost, let's just say it like that. 😂😂😂
@Jimbobfrey
@Jimbobfrey 6 жыл бұрын
CLEM PRIME You are very naughty 😜
@FishingForLife28
@FishingForLife28 7 жыл бұрын
I always try to limit my self to 21 per week, but I usually loose track after the first 5
@Yamezzzz
@Yamezzzz 6 жыл бұрын
Fuck dig man! Your profile picture just made me want Tuborg... My favourite øl. No way I'm sticking to 21 units now. So tak for that.. ._.
@mjproebstle
@mjproebstle 3 жыл бұрын
the brilliance is deafening. cheers!
@sirannoy-o6156
@sirannoy-o6156 3 жыл бұрын
So easy to understand with these Simple tips
@crankbv1
@crankbv1 7 жыл бұрын
I just had to comment on Rowan's definition of fourteen being 'one more than thirteen'...which is humorous because it is so obvious. But it is even funnier to find that this is exactly the description found in my Oxford English Dictionary to define numbers. I quote..Nine..One more than eight. Fifteen..one more than fourteen. Fifth..next after fourth. And so it goes on. I can't help but wonder how long it took our learned academics to come up with those definitions.
@dblane1989
@dblane1989 3 жыл бұрын
Good luck defining numbers any other way!
@maxspinks2181
@maxspinks2181 3 жыл бұрын
@@dblane1989 agree
@turbo8628
@turbo8628 3 жыл бұрын
All of this is brilliant 😅
@neshrajah4275
@neshrajah4275 3 жыл бұрын
It is the most straightforward
@lausdeobm8720
@lausdeobm8720 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if he had a school and taught everyone his genius and mentality, there wouldn't be any war or death
@nobivy3524
@nobivy3524 3 жыл бұрын
Never knew that I’d see my childhood comedy figure talking about alcohol.
@rursus8354
@rursus8354 3 жыл бұрын
Splendid pedagogy!
@ronaldzeits3027
@ronaldzeits3027 5 жыл бұрын
Im glad this was recommended to me
@alexanderbayley3604
@alexanderbayley3604 10 жыл бұрын
He is an absolute legend!
@CGbaker44
@CGbaker44 5 жыл бұрын
So limit per week for men: 10.5 pints, 21 glasses of wine, 21 pub measures of spirits. Women: 7 pints, 14 glasses of wine, 14 pub measures of spirits. Now that's even easier!
@57thorns
@57thorns 3 жыл бұрын
And what i a pub measure? 6cl or 4 cl. And there is that little thing with drinking, say, a glass of wine friday evening, half a point for lunch every day and the rest in one go on Saturday?
@debajyoti.guha_bong
@debajyoti.guha_bong 7 жыл бұрын
2:18 "A busy day at the morgue" ... I laughed so bad. :D
@dzzzzzt
@dzzzzzt 3 жыл бұрын
The pauses and delivery were brilliant, the jokes too 🤣😅😂 Such a legend.
@theelephantintheroom69
@theelephantintheroom69 3 жыл бұрын
Taking study notes for my RSA has brought me here. Thank you, KZbin.
@thegrandmuftiofwakanda
@thegrandmuftiofwakanda 3 жыл бұрын
Part of me is saying "Just 10 and a half pints a week? I'd rather croak right here right now, thanks", and the other part of me is saying "Physician, heal thyself".
@MrJoshuaSalway1990
@MrJoshuaSalway1990 3 жыл бұрын
I can't believe Mr. Bean, a man who doesn't understand even the basics of human behavior no less, is telling me not to consume more alcohol than I can tolerate.
@nathanmcgill7249
@nathanmcgill7249 3 жыл бұрын
Frightening to think that Mr Bean did everything sober
@johnmartinez7440
@johnmartinez7440 3 жыл бұрын
I like how specific they were with "pub measure of spirits" but massively vague with "glass of wine".
@spookie3000
@spookie3000 3 жыл бұрын
This was 10 years ago. Right now they say anything above 5 units a week is harmful and it's better to not drink at all. Times change. Cheers!
@jamesmatthew3681
@jamesmatthew3681 4 жыл бұрын
Dr. Rowan's useful tips on how to drink alcohol correctly for boys and girls.
@deck444
@deck444 8 жыл бұрын
CRAP! I remembered the 21 got I forgot that was per week so last night I had 21 glasses of wine.
@aerobyrdable
@aerobyrdable 8 жыл бұрын
So? Don't drink any more for the week and you'll be fine.
@DanteEsGrande
@DanteEsGrande 8 жыл бұрын
Glasses of wine? well look at you with your fancy "im going to pour this into a glass to drink it" as i sit here glugging it straight from the bottle.
@leoui1085
@leoui1085 6 жыл бұрын
Who counted? And who cares?
@johnkerparik5524
@johnkerparik5524 6 жыл бұрын
Rowan cracks me up. He so subtle then BAMN, im laughing my ass off. Genius
@bsnxenogear
@bsnxenogear 8 жыл бұрын
That's harry potter. THAT WAS HARRY POTTER BEFORE THEY INVENTED HARRY POTTER.
@bul13ts
@bul13ts 8 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the time Hagrid showed up on the Blackadder Christmas Special. Seriously! That actually happened!
@bul13ts
@bul13ts 8 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but did he knock down the door wearing a beard and fur coat in that one? Hell, he even acted like Hagrid in the Christmas Special. Still though, that was a good catch. I must have seen Ink and Incapacity about a hundred times and I still didn't notice it was him until you mentioned it.
@diamondaxesp1249
@diamondaxesp1249 7 жыл бұрын
The Italian Stallion oh wow really? He's short irl then 😂
@ahwalalie1524
@ahwalalie1524 3 жыл бұрын
This man is so great, he should be an actor!
@greatwavefan397
@greatwavefan397 3 жыл бұрын
He is. He plays Mr. Bean.
@tptallen4498
@tptallen4498 3 жыл бұрын
Ive tried to watch this video almost 5 times now. At the last four attempts, my phone crashed, which it never did before.
@Combatarms423
@Combatarms423 11 жыл бұрын
Tomorrow's gonna be a busy day at the morg
@elytianbass
@elytianbass 8 жыл бұрын
+Combatarms423 ue
@ArjunArul
@ArjunArul 7 жыл бұрын
He died tragically before he could complete the word. Poor chap.
@joeym5243
@joeym5243 3 жыл бұрын
If you see Rowan in a wig and your immediate reaction isn't "bloody hell..." Then you've had too much to drink
@nicoler6227
@nicoler6227 7 жыл бұрын
Saturday the 14th, a busy day at the morgue. Sherlock: *eyes light up*
@chestbuster1987
@chestbuster1987 5 жыл бұрын
Very easy to remember, thank you sir
@Zimmon375
@Zimmon375 3 жыл бұрын
Really useful
@monsieurmiaow
@monsieurmiaow 8 жыл бұрын
I saw harry potter and Hermione.
@TheRealWalterClements
@TheRealWalterClements 3 жыл бұрын
If you add 9 and 10, the resolution is 21. That's a way to remember that specific number.
@ingenuity23
@ingenuity23 3 жыл бұрын
"you stoopid"
@edwardteo883
@edwardteo883 8 жыл бұрын
So easy to waste time
@goku_dunker_420
@goku_dunker_420 3 жыл бұрын
Him talking about wasting time hits close to home for how I spend time.
@sophiedufresne7459
@sophiedufresne7459 5 жыл бұрын
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