The Red Green Show Ep 116 "Bottled Water" (1995 Season)

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[@lesliematyas1727]

you know the advice that red green gives is really solid ....if guys actually listened ,,,there would be happier marriages ,.

[@heraldberg9469]

He speaks from experience, that's the only thing good advice comes from. Forget about all those books that tell you how to have a happy, fulfilling, loving marriage, listening to him saves you a lot of crying at the marriage counselors office, a lot of money not going to the spouse in divorce, a little advice is worth a lot of trying to fix something you've screwed up.

[@ChibiPanda8888]

Usually it's pretty solid.

[@100canadianmaplestirup8]

watching in mrch 2023; still as funny as ever.

[@arthas640]

yup

[@captspaulding8530]

Canned air. You can buy bottled oxygen now. Lol you guys predicted the future.

[@jaysfan19]

Bill is nuts, love it

[@davidekstrand8544]

“Real men don’t swallow their pride. They just fake it.” 🤣

[@bostonrailfan2427]

Wow...Harold’s second true appearance on “Handyman Corner”

[@jameslower8947]

Holy crap Daltons hair is combed lol

[@colemanadamson5943]

Loved the Hap character ...... played excellently by Pinsent.

[@DrBigkittylumpz]

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[@johndeschenes8369]

Hap is one of my favorite characters after Harold and Red

[@andrewhaywood1262]

11:59 that same quote was reused in a Word Game for a Christmas episode, except it was Edgar Montrose who said it

[@andythompson3528]

8:54 ironically I am also on page 77 on the high school yearbook my sophomore year lol

[@koholos]

22:40 man, I forgot that self-serve gas used to be less expensive. Around here, these days, self-serve is about 4 cents MORE.

[@chantanymilligan5725]

Love Red Green Cast

[@TaylorEddy61]

The part of someone blowing up Iowa is very true and funny. But I'm biased since I live there.

[@pondartinc4002]

+Taylor Eddy You should be safe. But I wouldn't guarantee it.

[@kdmq]

7:04 Even my thumbnail tingled a little when I saw that. I know it's a show but let's be real that would F-ING HURT!

[@Ntwadumela84]

13:20 "There's cream corn everywhere! Everywhere, cream corn! It's like somebody blew up Iowa!"

[@gisellem927]

6:16 STONKS

[@pauliewalnuts2527]

with the freedom convoy going on in Ottawa, we are all a little canadian. we stand with you neighbors to to the north.

[@drathmoor]

Possum Lodge is a magical place, where the laws of physics, logic, and safety are all entirely optional.

[@superpaperdude]

and being originally FROM central Iowa (and watching TRGS on IPTV) I can attest to the truth of that!

[@chrisjacksonuk]

Hoocha-noid.....classic lmao

[@bonnielucas153]

Gravity and gravy

[@thomaslauffenberger5795]

Harold: "It's a Russian car; it can do anything..." Red: "Except start!" Reference the Top Gear "Has Communism ever produced a good car?" segment...

[@blackbastard5970]

that was a good episode of top gear

[@marinusuitterdyk1296]

yeah a Lada

[@billrhodes1287]

or maybe Steve referenced START... the nuclear arms treaty that showed Russian reluctance

[@chantanymilligan3997]

I love Harold

[@karljunge]

air would freeze at about -355 F that's some strong alcohol

[@ianfinrir8724]

Does that temperature occur anywhere naturally on Earth?

[@heraldberg9469]

How would alcohol that strong be safe for human consumption? Regular moonshine is strong enough.

[@ChrisRussell99]

@@ianfinrir8724 Look up Liquid Helium, that stuff is the definition of Cold

[@disneyfan85]

RED: When you care about something, it's because you've made a... BOB: ...bet?

[@superpaperdude]

best. line. EVER

[@stevegoehring1610]

Remember, keep you stick on the ice

[@TheMovieUniverse]

I know Harold is the most careful one in the group. But Harold dancing with a chainsaw. That's Scary!!!!!

[@bostonrailfan2427]

The Movie Universe dancing? Having one in his hands alone is terrifying!

[@TheMovieUniverse]

Yes it is!

[@ChibiPanda8888]

Well, at least it ain't running.

[@TheMovieUniverse]

@@ChibiPanda8888 true.

[@sakuraharuno2335]

If its and buts were candy and nuts we'd all have a merry Xmas

[@CookedOnions]

You owe me a nickle.

[@cheeserdane]

Apple juice, apple juice everywhere...

[@thexalon]

If I'm not mistaken, this is the first appearance of Bob since season 3 or so.

[@KJTV67]

It has been a while!

[@MrTallguy66]

and keep ur stick on the ice lol

[@AnnaJuist]

Did I miss something? @12:17 ...Red never got Mr. Stuyvestant to say "Promise".

[@KJTV67]

Can't win them all

[@andythompson3528]

Red: who's gonna pay money for water that comes out of the ground? Harold: city people. Red: oh (well). Found that pretty funny.

[@KJTV67]

And then it happened!

[@Leonardokite]

0:01 BULLCARP! I'm a man, and not just today but always and forever (you gotta make that distinction nowadays you know) and I definitely value free spirits. I'll take all the free spirits I can get. Oh and by the way, the sticks were not on the ice tonight. Well, most of the time, but there was a lot of sticks in the face..... back..... side etc. But then that's preseason for ya LOL

[@BerlinBo]

Arnold Nonymous!

[@immrnoidall]

there are about 15 seasons this show on putlocker.

[@ianfinrir8724]

14:40 I mean, bottled water has been around since the 1620s

[@CLEVE_JR]

If he only knew the fortune he could have .. lol TV shows lol

[@bostonrailfan2427]

17:30 a very poignant joke in 2020

[@davidheintz5398]

When Harold said, "It looks like an oil fire in Kuwait.", what was he referring to?

[@jimjones4853]

operation desert storm?

[@colemanadamson5943]

There were a couple oil well fires in Kuwait.....google it.

[@bostonrailfan2427]

Infamous Iraqi started oil firs set during Operation Desert Storm

[@lechatbotte.]

Oil fires are common in wells so there’s that

[@walkersavage4926]

Iowa yeah!

[@KonaMark1]

So, no one else hears the chainsaw outside in the distance? Or is that a regular thing in Canada?

[@CookedOnions]

Regular thing in Canada.

[@lucky43113]

KonaMark normal in america too

[@colemanadamson5943]

Part of the show's "features".

[@steed633]

Ha ha lol

[@sakuraharuno2335]

Redgreen bottle water

[@Saved-by-Grace]

D'''

[@kiwitrap25]

was that the only word game that didn't get an answer. and no prize?

[@ChibiPanda8888]

No. There were a few that the answer wasn't achieved.

[@DwayneAPurple]

Why do men refuse to swallow their pride? What exactly is meant by swallowing pride?

[@colemanadamson5943]

Admitting when your are wrong.....publicly.

[@DwayneAPurple]

"Not enough room for a big enough brain, so we'll make a guy robot." Hey! Are you implying that men aren't very smart compared to women?

[@fiber9m]

yes

[@Doctor_Odin]

That's like a third of the joke of a series. with the Main joke being that you may have the answer but the fight ain't worth it. And the old cliche no matter what it's your fault you're a man. when it comes to relationships and marriage or life in general.