The Reddit Coconut Story - Tales From the Internet

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The coconut story is one of Reddit's most infamous weird stories.
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[@robot596]

“His coconut gun, fires in spurts”

[@blanchfor]

He ded

[@tyfleur]

@@blanchfor And then there's Chunky

[@ponikoTV]

Yay pinned coment 😄

[@k2a2l2]

bruh

[@kordru]

Oh my god 😂

[@garbageboystinkman]

“be wary of cockbleed” sounds like a tip you’d read on a dark souls loading screen

[@jakezepeda1267]

Or a message left on the ground.

[@PxllWav]

This keeps coming back to me at random times please 😭

[@witchcat8086]

@@jakezepeda1267 you know I feel like this has 100% happened already

[@gomble9283]

"goddamnit which mod did i forget to uninstall"

[@LowIntSpecimen]

@@jakezepeda1267 "try tongue but hole" energy

[@MK_ULTRA420]

He was feeding an entire swarm of flies with his coom. Does that make him the Lord of the Flies?

[@BornRemaining]

Father of Flies, at the very least.

[@them.]

I mean, he completely destroyed that coconut like that rock completely destroyed that fat kid, so

[@kineticraptor3318]

That makes him a hive lord

[@Volundur9567]

Nurgle vibes

[@reinjouke9743]

Lord of the flies would be fucking a boars head

[@Wendigoon]

Whang, I love you, but good lord man

[@MF_JACK]

Hey, love your vids.

[@giryerume1709]

Yeah the potato chip analogy was too much

[@DigitalEWhore]

Hey dad

[@corporalkills]

Oh hey, wendigoon! Enjoying your work

[@63zf50]

Hi dad

[@Ominous_Bambi]

The moment you said like “fat bloated flies” my brain was like “omg he got the flies pregnant?!”

[@DearAnem0ia]

I mean, he could have

[@Supertimegamingify]

@@DearAnem0ia don't fink so

[@indigowendigo8165]

That gives me uncomfortable Blowfly Girl vibes. :p Like, if she was the one getting impregnated by flies or something though...

[@kayagorzan]

Oh, no thank you, I do not like that thought at all

[@KnightEnjoyer69]

That's would be even more cursed

[@Indigo_Gaming]

"Cockbleed" sounds like a great Death Metal band name. "Christian mothers should be wary of Cockbleed."

[@theshadowyparasite9448]

I think Cannibal Corpse already took that idea with "I Cum Blood."

[@JustinWhangYt]

Made me think of Illbleed

[@sphinx2077]

@@theshadowyparasite9448 what's your pfp from? it looks familiar

[@theshadowyparasite9448]

@@sphinx2077 Reaper: Tale of a Pale Swordsman

[@theshadowyparasite9448]

@@jameskazd9951 If the titles of Cannibal Corpse songs describe me I have alot more to worry about than blood coming out of my dick.

[@The_Fat_Turtle]

The TIFU subreddit having a strict "NO COCONUTS" rule still makes me laugh to this day when I think about it. The subreddit really did devolve into mostly coconut related stories after this story spread wide enough.

[@liminality8791]

They must have removed it

[@JuanAntonioGarciaHeredia]

Oh yes TIFU: where 99% of the content is literal porn videos transcripted to text, and the rest 1% is either fake or not a tifu at all

[@elizabethbuczkowski7188]

There’s now an entire subreddit dedicated to fucking food.

[@pogunguskingofthemilk9529]

​@elizabethbuczkowski7188 what's it called?

[@kiWi-zv8vr]

I physically recoiled when he mentioned a maggot crawling out of his urethra

[@Attmoz-Phere]

WHAT EW😭🗣️😭😭

[@cyberklashnikov3062]

AGGH AGH BRO WHAT THE FUCK I JUST STARTED THIS SHIT

[@annabellLee-p7c]

A WHAT?!

[@user-ds6go2cq4s]

Brotha eughhhh

[@Frenchy_47]

I feel like these continuous experiments by shooting a load into foods and jars is gonna end up creating a Homunculus one day.

[@Gokira666]

shoutout to the vids of a guy growing a homunculus by injecting his cum into chicken eggs... that the internet thought was real for a few days

[@hayleinope8873]

@@Gokira666 I'm so glad I'm not the only one who remembers that video.

[@choux8372]

@@Gokira666 shout-out to ScareTheater for testing the theory

[@mongrel_97]

yeah, you. LELELELLOLOLOLOL DESTROYED

[@Frenchy_47]

@@Gokira666 remember when he said it spat acid at him

[@pelago_]

"The old loads became the new lube" I'm done

[@Flesh_Wizard]

Coconut with extra n u t

[@kankeydong2500]

gotta put the *nut* in the *coconut* , amirite?

[@InsanoBinLooney]

What a missed opportunity. He should have corked it and put it back on the tree.

[@bingushead3491]

@InsanoBinLooney LMAO

[@caramelvictim193]

This why y'all have stds

[@IWatchedTheWorldBurn]

Somehow the potato chip analogy was far more unsettling to me than the actual topic being discussed. Subbed

[@Jvk1166z]

audibly gagged at the thought

[@linkb00bz]

me too i ran straight to thee comments hoping i wasnt the only one who though it was wack

[@samtheman123]

What’s worse is that I actually used to do that

[@drywallmaster656]

@@samtheman123 I used to do it with Cheezits when I was young

[@IWatchedTheWorldBurn]

@@drywallmaster656 I'm fairly certain that's illegal.

[@omgbrbcatsonfire7658]

Of all the things I've heard in your videos, the chip dip thing was by far the most horrifying. I audibly groaned and then asked my wife "Did you hear that shit?" and as I looked over at her, her face displayed the repulsion I felt. We're both veterans of the early internet, the Wild West days, and you managed to shock us. Bravo.

[@ca66agepatchk1d]

yeah i'm gonna have to say that made me feel more mentally violated and disturbed than the story itself

[@nextcaesargaming5469]

It's the little things that get you. I've read through the Jolly Rancher Story, Swamps of Dagobah, the people melting to their seats, I've watched countless hours of war footage and Liveleak, ect. The works. That simple little chew the chip to make the next chips dip thing got me outta left field and was one of the worst things I've ever heard. Definitely not THE worst, not even a longshot, but still immensely heinous.

[@hamburger7243]

That made me more nauseous than anything else I’ve ever heard on the internet .

[@mistrsportak9940]

What is wrong about that? You eat chewed up food all the time

[@dbensdrawinvids8390]

"I understand the train of logic that made a man f-ck a coconut." "Everyone spits chewed potato chip onto the next chip, right?" Justin, buddy, we need to talk.

[@Dom-rc8dj]

An astronomical bruh moment...

[@andreibaciu7518]

i used to suck on the tips of cheetos and weld them together into stickmen and then pretend i'm godzilla and eat them

[@TheOrangVegetal]

@@andreibaciu7518 okay but that actually sounds like something fun

[@saintessa]

Never heard of it and I already feel neauseaus today, what did I get into?!

[@Gokira666]

a true Your Experiences Are Not Universal! moment

[@himanchywatchesvideos7826]

Any time a title starts with “The Reddit” and ends with “Story - Tales from the Internet”, you’re in for something special

[@NuclearTopSpot]

Cant wait for the ''You thought the shoebox was bad? My cousin's neighbor has been shooting it into these boxers for 7 years'' or ''The janitor pulled out his keys and unlocked the door slowley. Shit. The room stunk like the waterways of Mumbai'' Maybe the ''At my 20th birthday party a guy puked in the jungle juice, but we didn't find out until the next day''? Reddit is a magical place

[@vistagreat9994]

"The Reddit Story - Tales from the Internet"

[@fuk1313fut]

paused at the add, im gone, enjoi steve aokis health tracker

[@AleK0451]

i see worse shit on 4chan but somehow the way reddit presents these stories makes them so much more sickening

[@fuk1313fut]

because its made up duh

[@40088922]

I think the worst part was the guy "peeing" a maggot, the rest was more or less the expected amount of gross

[@TransRoofKorean]

that's exactly the part that made me think it might have been totally made up -- not that I think it's impossible, but it seems like you stick it in, feel it moving, pull out, and you're going to be cleaning yourself off so fast none of the maggots would figure out they even wanted to investigate there yet it's far more plausible to me that the guy was inspired by the redditor 7 months early who made the guide to do a LARPing story about it

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

That is why you don't take a piss before. Have something to flush the plumbing afterwards.

[@dr.altoclef9255]

@@TransRoofKorean We’d assume but…maybe this guy was REALLY into it…and it took him a little bit to notice… Depending on the type of larvae they can be fast little buggers. Biology can be enlightening but also you will see a lot of squirming larvae. A lot.

[@six-uu5ys]

The very idea of a maggot wiggling around in my urethra is a fucking nightmare, I don't think I could continue living after that

[@joshuaperry4112]

"Be wary of Cockbleed" sounds like a dropped title for an RL Stine book.

[@kalebreed6363]

R rated goosebumps?

[@mkv2718]

@@kalebreed6363 are those like being “ribbed for her pleasure?” ...i guess those would be x rated goosebumps. of course, if they’re down there, it’s less likely to be goosebumps and more like herpes 🤷‍♂️

[@ytoob_smorhc]

Blowfly Girl would've loved this story

[@InkfinityOkamix3]

Blowfly Girl and the Coconutter. Would’ve made a great couple.

[@localmenace3043]

A match made in hell.

[@sussybaka119]

Hell yeah

[@caesaropapismno9245]

I ship it

[@shannond1511]

I thought the same shit!

[@cheesecakelasagna]

This one Filipino novelty song, Da Coconut Nut, hits different now after this. _"The coconut nut is a giant nut_ _If you eat too much, you'll get very fat_ _Now, the coconut nut is a big-big nut_ _But it's delicious nut is not a nut"_

[@buuqioyluvsizumireina]

IM THINKING THE SAME THING

[@laserfliptoboneless]

It's the Coco fruit, From the Coco tree, From the Coco palm family La la la la la

[@zombiegone2073]

Holy shit I had zero idea this was a Filipino song, it was always common around here among (mostly) white children, happy to know this now

[@jordanjordan124]

Take my like and go away…

[@therealboomshlamian700]

Oh gosh lol

[@ViloniousTV]

Oh god I remember watching this one happen live. This tale truly holds a special place in my heart.

[@Rukalin]

You were watching him do it? That's fucked up

[@rickjames7615]

I bet you never look at an almond joy the same way again.

[@maximus1023]

Sounds pretty hot

[@krillianlastrange4886]

There were endless memes and references for months afterwards.

[@sm_liam5279]

i also remember reading this when it came out... i wish i could’ve forgotten lmao

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

I somehow find the analogy of spitting a chewed potato chip onto another potato chip as a dip more terrifying than the story of the Cumconut.

[@bigdog9211]

"Be wary of cockbleed" is just a good advice for life in general.

[@cuckhead8975]

Sounds like a message from Darksouls

[@johnross5098]

@@cuckhead8975 ha ha noooo. It actually does 😭

[@BornRemaining]

Wise words coming from the ultimate mushroom of pain.

[@maskofthedragon]

As the Ancient Hawaiian's used to say "Never drink from a coconut you find in the dark"

[@Pinnaporaptor]

Thank you Tito

[@shywilliams1719]

/:

[@knightwing5169]

Wait, really?

[@qook1543]

@@Pinnaporaptor Wait. Tito as in "Rocket power" Tito?

[@0neDoomedSpaceMarine]

That's some sage-ass fucking advice, you never know what kind of foul things have happened to it.

[@MrMetropolis]

Missed opportunity to call it the CocoNUT

[@mansronnlund9011]

the CUMcoNUT

[@viscountrainbows6452]

*angrily throws hat on the ground*

[@NUFIGHTER]

Also missed the fact that this video was sponsored. Instead of NOOM, it should've been COOM, amirite? 😏

[@speedwagoncito]

Not entirely. One of the guides shown in the video mentioned something about "Coco-nutting" on it's title

[@Miracleman227]

The CUMshotNUT

[@notanicenamebutlovesrockan9265]

I love the Amigara Fault reference, you truly are a man of culture.

[@ihavetowait90daystochangem67]

This is the same coconut that’s holding the entire TF2 database

[@CsarZero]

MAGGOTS!

[@Infomaniac_Moment]

except that's not true

[@player2763]

hi king

[@bluecheesefactory]

There's also a load bearing cow

[@Skelosk]

It became self-aware

[@doujinrocknroller]

Sees hole in coconut: "This hole was made for me"

[@rubyy.7374]

I hate this 😂

[@princeapoopoo5787]

Oh nooooooooooooo

[@quietlyscreaming4513]

Amigara fault?

[@zewasplays]

He literally makes this joke in the video

[@viscountrainbows6452]

ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ

[@Absolutely_Nobody]

Can't wait to see what awful thing someone is going to do with a coconut.

[@seroratites9005]

Same man like when I saw the title I was like what fuck up thing is going to happen

[@ponikoTV]

Yeah..... 😟

[@kordru]

I regret my view of this video

[@alphalax7747]

Dont see the thumbnail

[@ponikoTV]

@@alphalax7747 to late.....

[@DumbFishes]

Coconut has milk and hair, it's the closest thing to a mammal

[@Mayonaise-p3s]

tbh i think it's more of a hairy milk carton, it cant be considered a mammal since it doesn't have nipples ((learned that one from The amazing world of gumball))

[@DumbFishes]

@@Mayonaise-p3s LOL, same

[@QuirkyMator]

Biologically, coconuts are actually massive seeds

[@TheKenchanx]

This brings new meaning to "coconut cream pie".

[@DarkLightCrimeVault]

Y you do dis 😂🤦🏽‍♂️

[@Just_A_Guy_Here.]

Pre cocunut water, condensed coconut milk, hmm...

[@Homodemon]

As DK once said; "I'll shower you with coconut cream pies"

[@mrtrollnator123]

I ain't never eating coconuts again 💀💀💀💀

[@diegomedina9637]

​@@mrtrollnator123But you ate them before. Who's to say they weren't filled with thick and creamy coconut cream? ;)

[@calciumnitro7693]

This reminds me of that 4Chan greentext about this guy who bought a “personal watermelon”, that he then fucked and buried. That watermelon then grew, and his family came over and ate it, and he was the only one who knew.

[@Wutz_]

bro WHAT

[@sergiorubens8475]

……….

[@gaius9662]

His family ate his children

[@joshstraub6972]

@@gaius9662 OMG

[@UnknownOps]

"Father save me! Why is my Auntie and Grandma eating me?"

[@feena9241]

A wet, dark and protected little cave like the inside of a coconut on a humid summer day seems like the perfect breeding ground for all kinds of insects, it's absolutely beyond me how someone could just leave that laying around. Guess the horny was stronger then reason and logic lmao

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

I had it before that something fell behind the counter. It's disgusting. Imagining doing that on purpose, without gloves, mixing the soup with your weiner .... no thanks

[@satan1841]

I dont know where but there was a story very similar to this but a guy jizzed into a soda can and accidentally drank it

[@mildly_miffed_man1414]

@@satan1841 Wasn’t it a big gulp slushie or something?

[@satan1841]

@@mildly_miffed_man1414 yes that's it

[@mildly_miffed_man1414]

@@satan1841 Didn’t he also do it in a parking lot while waiting for his parents to come back with groceries or am I mixing that story up with a different one?

[@zamboslambo5243]

Never thought I would hear the phrase "not alone in his coconut fuckery" but what else could I expect from this historical channel

[@gtsavestheday6569]

I found the chewed chip spit dip to be the most offensive and unnerving part of this episode. I was expecting everything besides that.

[@braidena1633]

Apparently this is a thing people do? Oof

[@Blablablablabla392]

Then I am your worst nightmare lol, I always do that with my chips

[@gtsavestheday6569]

@@Blablablablabla392 friended, unfriended, blocked, banned, deleted. Recorded and reported. Don’t ever speak to me or my son again.

[@shannond1511]

In pretty sure everyone is commenting this and thinks its unique.

[@gtsavestheday6569]

@@shannond1511 do you think you’re unique for pointing out my mundanity?

[@kingskelly7260]

Whang at this point you need a playlist called “Welcome to the Cumzone”, it’ll be a bit like running the gauntlet.

[@Brandon_Brando]

With the cum jar at the end. seriously that thumbnail just makes me gag I'm not watching that video

[@TheBfutgreg]

"Pressure cook my greasy balls"

[@pathorn9184]

C U M V E R S E

[@TvTrollByIvy]

Or "Picturesc sexual encounters"... after all, the Jolly rancher story and Blowfly Girl have to be accounted for.

[@octopuslove9703]

I mean, he has the Gross playlist

[@melhope]

"This video is sponsored by Noom." 'Cause you're sure as hell going to lose your appetite when you hear what this guy did to food.

[@jaxblonk5127]

I made the mistake of watching this one, despite having heard the story and knowing more or less how cursed it is, right after eating a nice ruben from McAlister's. I am truly my own worst enemy.

[@josephlinden1630]

This video was made by coom

[@JVVillabroza]

I thoroughly expected the guy to return the coconut, then his mom finds it and prepares it for dinner. Man, I can't decide whether that would have been a better or worse outcome than what actually happened JEEZ.

[@DoratTheKiller]

It would have been better. *SO. MUCH. BETTER.*

[@Mrs.Self.Distruct]

That's exactly where my mind went as the worst possible scenario and then how wrong I was...how..wrong..

[@Episodic_Mania]

Bruh That Clearly Would've Been Worse, Fym

[@Captain-Palsy]

You meant JIZZ😂

[@AmazingRebel23]

Didnt that happen in the story that was in Playboy with a carrot at least 11 years ago? I heard about it back when Reddit was actually good

[@shigeon2668]

you know it’s gonna be a banger vid when the title starts with “the reddit”

[@definitelynotbrucewayne9899]

I'm a simple man. I see a Whang video; I throw up and cry myself to sleep.

[@GraHaz]

Painfully accurate 😁

[@Randarrradara]

We've all gathered here to fuck our minds up

[@EckhartsLadder]

There are a bunch of new people who are being introduced to Whang’s channel with this video. I’m this will be their first exposure. I think that’s beautiful. This video almost made me gag lmao.

[@kindledninja]

This made you gag? Weak.

[@chuckeescircus4855]

everyone has their first whang video, it's like an initiation of filth on the internet

[@dieggoo211]

As a long time fan of your Chanel I can tell this is pure gold

[@viktordickinson7844]

How? It's not any more popular than most of the other uploads

[@viktordickinson7844]

@@chuckeescircus4855 back in my day you'd just get sent a video of a guy fucking a corpse with the title Doom2.exe

[@bbbbellaisbae572]

there is something so special about your way of telling stories and inserting personal notes and details, absolutely horrifying

[@0veson]

I feel like "The Coconut-er" is as missed opportunity here.

[@andreibaciu7518]

that or Cock-o-nut

[@michealpersicko9531]

@@andreibaciu7518 Cocumnut

[@annacoleman2544]

Man, I love everything Whang does. It feels like I'm a little kid again and I'm listening to my friends on the playground talk about disgusting things they found on the internet in the early 2000s

[@nintonintendo1]

Exactly, after all, we are the kids of what was called the "gross generation" with a lot of gross related toys, cartoons and stuff

[@dr.altoclef9255]

I knew a kid like that. He would eat ants and also said his mom knew Tony Hawk. It was a simpler time in life.

[@GibleKazam]

It’s insane how Noom sponsored you to talk about coconut maggots

[@bnashee]

they knew nobody would be eating after this

[@TeamStevers]

The production value and comical timing is getting so great.

[@stackflow343]

The horrors Wilson must have witnessed during Castaway

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

Makes one think different about the relationship on the island. Wilson wasn't his buddy but his wife

[@im19ice3]

lmao

[@FranzFartinand]

What kind of sociopath spits up chewed chips for "dip" Edit: people who lick the flavor off chips and throw them away are the scourge of the earth and should be burned.

[@MakkaPakka7999]

Good sociopaths

[@Dinobattleman2999]

Birds

[@localmenace3043]

I used to do that as a kid, except I’d just spit out chewed cracker on another cracker.

[@jonnnnniej]

I never heard of someone doing that and I physically shivered a little. But I'm the kind of person who licks off all the chips and throws away the soft left over potato chips

[@aaa5126]

@@localmenace3043 glad to know I wasnt the only one who used to do that XD

[@userjb1yb5yq3t]

I only heard a part of the story I didn’t know he fucking blasted the thing against the wall, Jesus.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

It would take quite a hot load to blast it against the wall

[@thedemonslayer51]

"be wary of cockbleed" is something I'd see in a dark souls rip-off.

[@0neDoomedSpaceMarine]

Dark Holes

[@nerdyninjatemptress]

Like Saints Row if it were made by From Software.

[@vangoghho9542]

I haven't heard of this story before, going in blind, pray for me. Update: no prayers were enough.

[@FlyXcur]

I was eating during this video suddenly my appetite was gone as soon as I realized....

[@piranhasaurusrex]

I'm afraid...I'm doing it anyway tho

[@AnoyingOnline]

I cannot imagine a more iconic line than “be wary of cockbleed”

[@Rammni]

Is this the story where he doesn’t clean the coconut for a week so maggots show up in there? Edit: Oh my god

[@sunniwithani]

Ah, another Reddit post I will never be able to forget

[@St4r_Z0mb13]

spoilers

[@shannond1511]

The worst is when you read the comments before finishing the video and you find out something awful.

[@dboot8886]

Play the lottery. Now.

[@LLcreamsicle]

This is somehow worse than the mlp cumjar series.

[@mynamejeffxdddd7851]

Hey whang that chewed chip spit dip thing made me even more sick than the whole cumconut story. Good job

[@sircompliments5380]

FINALLY another reddit story. The best of their kind.

[@Mike-739]

to me its even crazier knowing i watched it unfold first-hand

[@user-uo8ny1kj4c]

the coomer platform

[@sircompliments5380]

@@user-uo8ny1kj4c Of grime and degeneration come stories to be told for centuries.

[@alexniklaus6216]

call me crazy, but i think that this event is historically significant to internet history.

[@kaiserhundkek2531]

It indeed is.

[@teiyaga4811]

It teach us all a lesson.

[@0neDoomedSpaceMarine]

Gilligan's Island was more risque than I remember.

[@frostytheiceberg1127]

Listen here ya lil shi-

[@stupidass69420]

NOOOO-

[@talade5556]

"Beware of Cockbleed" That sounds like some gamertag for a pvp pro to stay away from

[@krillianlastrange4886]

You're killing it with the sound effects on this episode. And by "it" I mean my will to live.

[@ingloriousMachina]

I'm pretty sure half of the stories on the internet is people fuc.king things they're not supposed to.

[@edgaranalhoe7678]

I mean...it was always the case. We got aids because some horny mf fricked a poor monke

[@thishonestgrifter]

@@edgaranalhoe7678 they took return to monke a little to literally

[@marquezharris619]

Well, what else are you supposed to F***? Some people cant get fleshlights

[@ingloriousMachina]

@@marquezharris619 Something that's easy to clean and won't rot-

[@marquezharris619]

@@ingloriousMachina sex toys are banned in some countries like australia and mexico

[@OkinoMuse]

I think the "spitting chip on the next chip" made the whole thing even worse

[@GunterThePenguinHatesHugs]

I love the little ice-creams you get in half a coconut shell they have in Indian restaurants sometimes 😋😋😋

[@grindFish]

"everyone does that right?" narrator: "nobody does that"

[@thomasdevlin5825]

"It's like that thing where you shew up a potato chip, then you spit it out onto a new potato chip so it's like you made your own dip" How is that more disgusting than the story in the background?

[@killysnowsw]

i used to actually do that tho 😭

[@WobblesandBean]

The fact that he refused to answer basic questions like "how did the smell not clue you in the last time" or "how did your parents not discover you cleaning it up" is pretty telling about the story's veracity. Lots of people in the AMA asked him to specify if he was home alone when the.... "conclusion" occurred, but he ignored all of them. Typically that means it's a total lie, and OP wasn't smart enough to think of a decent excuse to hand wave away that particular plot hole.

[@Yoroiful]

The Amigara reference was so accurate yet unexpected I couldn't help but chuckle.

[@jayneboatis6494]

My brain is broken i literally laughed at the audiojungle watermark at 0:40

[@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock.]

AA EE OO

[@taffyistrashy]

Same

[@ExtremeWreck]

This is giving me flashbacks to Coconut Fred's Fruit Salad Island.

[@dunk.]

coconut fred's guro cumflation island

[@viscountrainbows6452]

My brain keeps trying to delete that show from my memory. That and My Gym Class Partner Is A Monkey.

[@ExtremeWreck]

@@viscountrainbows6452 I feel you man, I feel you. The Gym Partner one I especially managed to erase from my memory for like, 5 & a half years?

[@Skullgirlad]

How dare you make me remember that awful coconut

[@justinlast2lastharder749]

Better than Uncle Fred's Tossed Salad.

[@loganrepasky3652]

You should do a video on the origins of the Original jeff the Killer picture. The writer of the creepypasta claims he made it but theres evidence hes lying.

[@dmitryboardman9762]

Goose Boose has already covered it pretty well. I like Whang a lot, but unless anything new has come out recently, I don't see what else there is to say.

[@_plg]

Which writer, the "acid" one?

[@agata6337]

@@dmitryboardman9762 true

[@Minchken]

@@dmitryboardman9762 Yeah we all know it was a photoshop of katy robinson!

[@dmitryboardman9762]

@@Minchken Actually, the video I referenced examined that. Katy wasn't even the name of the person in the picture and the story wasn't real, and the picture may not even be the original Jeff photo.

[@xxxenaaa1993]

5:50 I suppressed that part of my childhood so successfully up until this point . Thank You whang for reintroducing that to my psyche

[@Darklordiban7]

"Old loads become the new lube." Legitimately made me gag in public.

[@glitchedoom]

Circle of life.

[@oculiocto3185]

Wang: dressed like a priest Also Wang: "Nut in a nut"

[@NekoUrabe]

The sound effects and the Mother series music made this even more hilarious to me xD

[@skiddzie9291]

Why

[@taurishell]

@@skiddzie9291 why wouldn’t it? Mother music is great.

[@deejayhandycam]

4:32 the sound effects are outta pocket dawg

[@TemporarySec]

The Enigma of Amigara fault joke has me dying thats so fuckin funny

[@comicbookguy2326]

I mean coconut has milk inside it so it was pretty much asking for it

[@___pollene2534]

hehe coconut titty

[@CaveyMoth]

Haha, nut milk

[@ianmacfarlane1241]

Water, not milk. Coconut 'milk' is made by soaking finely grated coconut flesh in hot water, before being squeezed through cheesecloth.

[@comicbookguy2326]

@@ianmacfarlane1241 bruh, just let me have this one

[@ianmacfarlane1241]

@@comicbookguy2326 okay, a coconut has milk.

[@mintblizzard82]

"Royal Jelly" Now has a new meaning.

[@changednamelit]

Oh man i remember reading this TIFU on reddit. It was glorious. Never expected it to become so widespread but seeing other people's first time reaction is as good as reading it the first time.

[@ShiningTaiga]

What's funny is I was more grossed out by the chip thing than the cocoNUT

[@anniel6479]

I will never forgive Whang for adding sound effects to this story.

[@moonmuffins]

The second the redditor mentioned the climate and flies I burst out laughing in terror and kept repeating "Ohhhh shit, ohhhh shit, I know where this is going!" Just...OOF. Now to dive back into the video. 😅

[@moonmuffins]

That was the hardest video to get through yet but so worth it. 😂

[@The_Results]

5:12 Thanks For Referencing My All Time Best Comfort Film Whang!

[@addystontuckerray2054]

So you’re telling me there was a 20 minute span where this man didn’t go “What the fuck am I doing?” as he drills a hole in this coconut?

[@jakewulgar]

It takes 20 min to drill a coconut?

[@Flesh_Wizard]

Never underestimate the horniness of teens. Especially when the parents are away

[@TransRoofKorean]

@@jakewulgar if all you have is one regular drill bit that you have to use to slowly widen the hole, sure, that sounds about right to me

[@WangFire]

I've made it a habit to try to eat while watching these videos. The maggots wriggling around linked up perfectly with noodles dangling from my mouth

[@jonnnnniej]

I was brushing my teeth and was just in the back of my mouth... Almost gagged and barfed. You are a trooper!

[@RaspberryPastry]

The sponsors paying to be mentioned in these kinds of videos are brave as fuck

[@ponyboycurtis506]

I remember reading this story when it was posted. How time flies.

[@SatyreIkon]

The "Enigma of Amigara Fault" comparison had me in stitches. :D

[@MatthewOceanXVX]

I knew there was a reason I woke up today. Also I can’t you managed to “shove in” a Junji Ito reference.

[@dagoth_ur_official7604]

i wish i didn’t know what “another one of these episodes” meant

[@ADiretoria100]

"He feels something move" *[Me screaming like a little girl in shock for twenty seconds]*

[@ConnorTheUndying]

New rule of thumb: Anything with the words "The Reddit Story" in the title is going to be _batshit insane._

[@ElysetheEevee]

Hm...I was going to make a joke about them offering a guide for women, but then I started wondering about how many women in history had to have shoved a full coconut up their cooter. I think I need to just go to bed....

[@quaelgeist3337]

more than one, apparently

[@DZrache]

I reckon more penises have gone inside coconuts than vaginas have gone around coconuts. Just because the things are damn big.

[@Icarusinhischariot]

@@DZrache you’d be surprised I saw an man put his head in a woman’s vagina

[@rambbler]

@@Icarusinhischariot I mean, it likely wasn't very pleasant. And that requires training and a motherfucker of a pain tolerance. And the right body structure to where you can fit something like that and not be stuck on your pelvic bone. You need to be specialized for it to be viable, it's far easier to make a hole in comparison.

[@darkpinkgirl6684]

@@Icarusinhischariot at first i read this comment and thought you typed "hand", and i was like "that's not so bad though" but then i read it again 😐

[@Steve83B]

I've been looking forward to another TFTI. It feels like it's been a while.

[@socialistrepublicofvietnam1500]

He be gangsta till the flies ask for child support

[@t3hdoct3r]

I was there for this one too, my god. The maggots... Why didn't he throw it away... Why

[@rexmedina4561]

“I never wanted it to ever spoil, but flys will lay their eggs.” So much culture you’ve shown us, whang, you’re on a roll. 🤘🏽🤘🏽

[@frog_king8383]

"Take your hatred out on me, make your victim my head!"

[@kirillius-lh6jn]

0:30 went from 0 to 100000 real quick

[@NomadHairline]

I've trespassed onto many properties that have signs that say "beware of dog" or "trespassers will be blah blah blah" for shortcuts around town. But had any single one of those signs said "be wary of cockbleed" my legs would be far more toned today.

[@7411y]

I was relaxing while listening to this, but *"Here's a guide I wrote earlier"* made me sit up in my chair

[@compatriot852]

My god the sound effects just make the story even more hilarious and disgusting than it originally was

[@GizmoHibiki]

Okay, who held onto their crotch for dear life after hearing what happened after what happened to his "last use"?

[@leguan278]

Yep.

[@Communissimo]

Whang, I just wanted you to know that your inclusion of a sound effect at 2:20 was (and is still being) greatly appreciated, I dont know why but I've replayed it multiple times