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In 2013, Redditor became obsessed with a man who claimed, and appeared to have two penises. As time went on, however, doubts were raised. Here is a look at the original story, the claims of his detractors, and his responses.
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[@JustinWhangYt]

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[@stock5329]

Epic

[@itsmyshowpro]

Love you forever and always

[@JefeDeJefes8484]

@@ramirosan145 same. Vince is one of the biggest d head around.

[@JefeDeJefes8484]

Favorite channel on KZbin.

[@CharlesKhan]

I have a high opinion of that video.

[@Terrtail]

The moment i heard about his sexual experiences i knew it was all fake, redditor and sex are two things that cannot coexist

[@Lee-fw5bd]

Tbf he initially wasn't a Redditor. Allegedly

[@pigslopenjoyer4595]

Reddit and sex are an oxymoron

[@leahevehumphries]

My boyfriend uses reddit, it is a thing! :D

[@sgtjibbz374]

@@leahevehumphries impossible

[@osiruq]

Ask Reddit is a liar.

[@doctabaldhead]

The cervix thing is hilarious. It is like he got his entire understanding of how vaginas work from hentai.

[@sambradley9091]

I didn't even know a cervix popping out was physically possible period, much less through sex. If that did happen that girl would be screaming, not "oh wow you fucked my womb uwu"

[@Rykuii]

​@@sambradley9091 It's entirely possible there is a cervical prolapse, along with a vaginal and uterine one

[@Ominous_Bambi]

Yeah that was my first thought. Like no it does not “pop out” and if it did I think I’d pass out from the pain honestly holy fuck.

[@sambradley9091]

@@Rykuii It may be possible, but he clearly didn't cause one because he acted as if it was pleasurable for her. I think I'd die from the pain.

[@hoodedman6579]

I have never seen in anything except this story, not any hentai not anything, cervixes come out.

[@DesireeEvans15]

As someone who’s had a cervix dilation, it was THE MOST painful thing I’ve ever experienced. Secondly, “popping” it out would need a whole lot of detachment of internal tissues... that woman would be in SO MUCH pain

[@nolivesmatter5341]

Hell yeah cool

[@Melaramaa]

@@nolivesmatter5341 lmao bruh 💀

[@machomanalexyt5736]

@@allgonoemo4217 Mr. Hands

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

@@allgonoemo4217 just a majority of old shock videos in general are enough to get me to stop being surprised at these sort of things

[@Ryan-co9xc]

@@allgonoemo4217 I regret looking it up

[@spoonsareoccasionallymadeo5728]

Prepare for trouble... *AND MAKE IT DOUBLE!*

[@kron520]

I have Dugtrio in my pants.

[@Yogurt2740]

i ate a pen cell. help

[@garythreat5]

This comment is gold lol

[@jacobwatto9702]

Meowth!

[@Darrkerkg]

Okay, this comment is f*cking perfect

[@FabricatedPheonix]

Oh sorry guys don’t mind me, just putting my cervix back in. They pop out so easily these days.

[@qook1543]

Right? Mine just fell out yesterday

[@DivithMahajan]

They don't make them like they used to....

[@crystaleunoia3974]

I was doing backflips on my trampoline yesterday my entire reproductive system fell out and flew across the yard. Had to just shove that bitch back up there. 🤷‍♀️

[@TheNightquaker]

Is your cervix well-lit though? It's gotta be well-lit.

[@akehapkap6143]

Actually it is possible, but not by the way the double weiner man describes lol It's called uterine (cervix) prolaps and is a serious and painful condition, where the cervix actually is visible from the "outside" in severe cases. Yes I've seen it. I'm a nurse.

[@saintjackula9615]

I "know a guy" who has a long member, and he says every single time he hits a cervix, they wince or even scream, and also it hurts him too a lot of the time. Doesnt matter if they had a kid or not. It isn't something that EVER happens without noticing, or casually. He said it's like hitting a large acorn, it hurts everybody involved. Double dong guy's whole story is bull.

[@daklr2501]

@@MadWatcher that's what the Greeks would say about long members

[@Wired_User]

Wait..... So the cervix feels like an acorn?

[@ndlsjk]

Not sure if I have experienced this exactly but once upon a time with my wife we were experimenting with new positions and we found a few that really worked for our body geometry to "go deep." It was weird and kinda fun but not exactly pleasurable. I'm not sure if I was hitting her cervix or the angles were just creating a strange binding on the tip or something else but she has never expressed a desire to try again and did say "ouch" when it happened. Use a finger to poke the tip of your nose approximately as hard as you hump and you'll have an idea (not liable for injuries). I have an average sized organ. It did happen about a year after she gave birth. Her cervix did not fall out. She's the best.

[@honeybee1110]

. i find with deep positions its better to be gentle and slowly grind or do shallloww thrusts. its because a bit past the cervix is the end of the vaginal wall. trying to force yourself any deeper is a PAIN beyond words.

[@0neDoomedSpaceMarine]

@@MadWatcher Depends a lot on the angle you're entering at.

[@Catglittercrafts]

The Phrase “pop out their cervix” made me want to die

[@0neDoomedSpaceMarine]

"Whoops, accidentally untied my balls!"

[@teaking9672]

@mark p i think thats sexist

[@-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812]

@mark p everyone has problems and every gender and sex has its drawbacks and things considered good and bad

[@niga3]

@@0neDoomedSpaceMarine if you grab your balls and rotate them they go in second gear and enter sex mode

[@kitma9]

@@niga3 i snorted in laughter so fucking hard at this comment my throat hurts

[@lustreaux]

i believed it up to the part where he's trying to say he pulled out a woman's cervix. like now i just think this guy is a virgin and has only ever watched hentai

[@santerisaatana2583]

*cough* dropout *cough*

[@MrParkinthedark]

It cracks me up, ya the guy has two dicks, but he’s full of shit lol

[@lustreaux]

​@Ornate Orator nothing dude but like fernanda said it's full of shit that ain't real like fucking someone's cervix.

[@larsliljeberg3970]

@@lustreaux Honestly tho,those tentacle hentais are pretty hilerious if you think about it,i mean the dick penetrates the woman from behind comes out all the way on her throt and the girl isen t dead right away,or bleeding like crazy xd,or screaming in pain,NO,NO she is having the orgasm worth several life times xd and is still able to remain concious and life on after the experience xd,Like Anime in general takes leaps in its logic but hentai takes it to the next level xd.

[@medes5597]

Me and my girlfriend at the time never believed it and we got literal hate mail for it on tumblr. He literally didn't and doesn't know anything about the medical problems that come with the thing. Also all his alleged photos had previously been posted on a fetish tumblr...and yeah guys full of shit. Then after his book came out, some of the same people who fell hook line and sinker for his nonsense were claiming they'd always been skeptical.

[@Chewi_]

16:42 made me clench in ptsd of getting an IUD inserted. The doctor said she was going to "measure my cervix" then I proceeded to feel a pain worse than I could ever imagine, a pain that almost made me vomit and pass out. I understand when people say something was so painful they spewed. It's awful. She then inserted the IUD and the pain was about half as bad as the "mesuring of the cervix" lol. I almost couldn't move for several minutes. There was lots of blood. I don't think it's supposed to hurt that bad, every girls body is slightly different. Some women only experience mild discomfort when getting it. Anyway dude clearly watches too much hentai if he actually believes you can fuck a cervix.

[@AshberyLane]

Chewi That was my first thought too! I had almost exactly the same reaction when I got my IUD.

[@brewedjuice494]

this guy reminds me of the meme where a guy is messaging a chick saying how hes “gonna fuck her clit” and shes just like ... my clit? you’re gonna fuck it? theres no hole” and dude goes “ill make one”. why am i part of this gender...

[@truereaper4572]

y i k e s

[@schnabeltiertv]

I have seen clips of the cervix getting penetrated. It didn't pop out, they used something like a speculum so you could see inside and put small objects in the opening. I don't exactly remember, might have been something like a pencil or a chopstick, it was pretty thin. And yes, it looked very painful. But that was a "trained professional" doing it on purpose, there's no way you'd fuck a cervix by accident until it pops out. A quick google search tells me it can technically dilate to about 10 cm, but only during childbirth, which would take hours. Even if it was possible during sex, it wouldn't be something you'd want to happen.

[@krenee8640]

Dude for real omg I have to get my IUD replaced next year and I am f*cking dreading it Holy shit worst pain ever And I’ve been hit by a car and died before. But the IUD insertion? Much worse.

[@Marvi5962]

Yeah, has a problem with showing a 3 second clip of his schwantz but an entire book telling the long arduous journey of his memebers *and* a comic book on top of that is absolutely ok.

[@johnfakename1823]

"memebers" haha...love it. Intentionally or not

[@ohitsstar1241]

Not to mention an album of pictures

[@kathyj5316]

Easier to Photoshop pictures Maybe

[@kurosawa9857]

*Schwanz

[@kathyj5316]

@Giuliano Skywalker Herlock Homly to you maybe..im glad you understand what was being talked about here enough to make fun of me because I honestly don't know what's being talked about here.

[@Romanticoutlaw]

the cervix story throws it all into doubt for me, though I believe it's entirely possible that he just doesn't know women's anatomy well enough to know an engorged vaginal opening from a cervix

[@purpledawn2727]

My thoughts exactly. Maybe he's just one of those people who doesn't really know anatomy/don't know the correct names for the body parts. Edit: or he could just be lying about everything. That's a real posibility.

[@youtubestudiosucks978]

@@purpledawn2727 so he cant use google or ask the woman herself?

[@pizzlerot2730]

He was probably confusing the vestibule of the vagina for the vagina itself, and the vagina for the uterus 🤦🏼‍♂️...if this ever happened at all, that is

[@Comboowo]

Personally, I think the entire story is fake. When someone is known for lying about stuff like that, it begs the question of "how much more could he have lied about?" Besides, DDD's refusal of taking a video is _very_ suspicious. He wrote an entire book about his experiences, has a massive public collection of pictures, yet still refuses to actually show a video. The dude justifies it as not wanting to give too much power to people interested in the story, and acts like he doesn't really care if people believe it or not, yet he still gets extremely offended when people present convincing evidence of him lying. Also, I think at this point, people have the right to receive proof from DDD. If you're gonna charge money to buy a book about things you supposedly did, lying about everything that happened in said book and presenting it as nonfiction is a pretty scummy move.

[@icecreamnoodles3742]

​@@ComboowoWhile I agree with your thought process, I hard disagree with "the people having a right to receive video proof at this point". Now that's some weird entitlement.

[@lazerlightening]

This dude just saw the cervix scene in the hentai "drop out" and tried to work that into his life like it could actually be real.

[@demonjmh]

This video is full of oddly specific comments that imply experience with the subject

[@0neDoomedSpaceMarine]

@@demonjmh Look, when you're a serious and dedicated pervert, you're just gonna see some weird shit from time to time, shit weird even to yourself.

[@Yukkuri_Yakumo]

Oh my god, I saw that shit

[@trucelovers]

I hate that I know where this is from

[@KN-hg2nv]

@@demonjmh its literally impossible for a dick to do that that dude is a deranged liar

[@mrswhiddleberry]

sex ed guy told us ppl who bragged about "being all up in a girl's cervix" are full of sht and for years I thought that would be the weirdest flex and yet here we are

[@JaBoreman]

Who is this sex Ed guy? Wtf?!? I don’t believe that any sex Ed teacher would tell people that lol

[@revolvingworld2676]

@@JaBoreman Why not? Teachers are pretty chill in highschool

[@ssharkbait]

john boreman my sex Ed teacher had an anonymous questions and answer session after each class and would seriously try to answer whatever question he pulled out of the hat, even the obviously joking ones. He was a chill guy and we learned a lot from him.

[@miles4939]

@@ssharkbait mine too!

[@nickrustyson8124]

Honestly the more I think about it and the more I hear from actual Women and not E-Girls, only Men want a big dick, Women don't care for one and actually it would be a turn off for them because of both "What kind of freak has that?" and "That is going to hurt and I don't want to feel like shit tomorrow"

[@lydia2129]

a comic book? seriously a comic book? and yet he doesn’t want to provide a video? THAT’S where he draws the line? naw, this is fake

[@princessofstars666]

Like no one is asking him to do a porno, just a video of the dicks in real time. It seems fake to me too.

[@Kevinblue035]

apperantly some people did some digging and found out that he was a photoshop artist who made faked pic of celebs with blown out prolapsed assholes and wrote fisting porn, which makes it pretty obvious that he's just a liar with photoshop skills.

[@DeadlyWandererVT]

@@Kevinblue035 Excuse me, what in the frigitty fuck

[@Phantomsangel]

@@princessofstars666 I mean he could do a comic because he isn't showing his actual self. Maybe that's why....Idk.

[@turkeyhamman4111]

@@princessofstars666 getting a comic book sounds worse than providing a video

[@yesipan]

Something going THROUGH a cervix will be VERY painful for the female. There's a reason labor hurts so bad.

[@joshc5613]

@Masterjungleninja 23 I can't speak from personal experience as I don't have a cervix, but the cervix opening is only like a few millimeters in diameter, and it's also not really structured to have anything get pushed into it rather than pushing something out of it. Basically it would be like getting an XL dildo getting shoved up your ass without warning

[@Comboowo]

@Masterjungleninja 23 DDD implied that both happened in the story, with the whole "you f***ed my womb" thing. Having a cervix pulled out would arguably be _way_ worse, though, since you'd tear a lot of tissue in the process.

[@noodlepoodle3582]

I find it funny that his source for the cervix story being possible was porn

[@AnnoyingAsianWitch]

He's really obsessed with prolapse stuff according to his Tumblr.

[@sophian9105]

Yeah, the cervix story makes him lose all credibility. It’s probably some basement-dwelling virgin who has a bizarre fetish for unusual/impossible sexual anatomy. Great video, Whang!

[@rubyy.7374]

He has a prolapse fetish, so yeah, definitely.

[@sophian9105]

NubsWithGuns I can promise you with complete certainty that it is untrue. The cervix, when not dilated, is not even one cm wide. Sorry to get graphic, but it would be physically impossible for a penis to enter into a cervix. The cervix only dilates during childbirth. Ask any medical professional. His cervix story is just ridiculous.

[@imperialguard451]

thats the shit you find in hentai, almost every single one had the dude nut INSIDE the chicks uterus and this dude probably picked it up from that and thought it was real. fuckin whack

[@blazeytown4444]

@@sophian9105 Yikes, somebody's never had a real orgasm

[@sophian9105]

Blazeytown Oh man, this is going on Reddit. Thanks the the karma.

[@lovexdevour0910]

The cervix thing is just hilarious, I wonder how many girls readied their BS-detector-pitchforks the moment that line comes into existence.

[@stanislavshiner6512]

Me, at 3am: I need sleep Wang: "redditor with 2 penises" Me: Yeah I've got time

[@kopuz.co.uk.]

ok zoomer

[@RiptideUrBadLol]

It was 4pm when you wrote this. Dont cite the book of magic to me witch, I was there when it was written

[@BigT.Larrity]

it's only 4:18 ya mongoloid

[@urielc918]

Big T. Larrity they might be in a different time zone

[@RiptideUrBadLol]

@@urielc918 checked the world clock. Not many places with internet that are in those timezones

[@kathartik]

not gonna lie, the stock images of sausages in the background has got me hungry

[@OneEyeShadow]

Huh, gaaaay

[@houndrysmagolyteofhope4661]

@@OneEyeShadow dont ya know to enjoy a delicious sausage. Man grow up. Its Just some meat of a dog who ate a pork.

[@faloel]

@Captain Brandon Horror Film Lover well what do you call the long thing in a hot dog? Yes a SAUSAGE

[@faloel]

@Captain Brandon Horror Film Lover hmm in Germany we say sausage to all no matter what kind of meat it is. Also for me a hot dog is the whole thing with bun and the other ingredients.

[@houndrysmagolyteofhope4661]

@@faloel where i am from is the same Horse Sausage, Chicken Sausage there is beef sausage. Sometimes is turkey, so its often different.

[@KB-pu8ff]

Dear God. I haven't heard a man/boy make claims of penetrating a cervix since high school. As a woman who has had her cervix forcibly dilated on two separate occasions: The pain in worse than labor. Strong drugs (an epidural the first time and morphine the second) was required. I don't believe this guy even has 1 average sized willy, let alone 2.

[@Diaphat]

Agreed. According to my mother, the only pain worse than that was passing her kidney stone. I can only take both her and your word on it, since I'm a man. Sounds painful no matter who I hear it from.

[@Doctrinaaaa]

@@DiaphatYEAH YEAH SHE DAMN RIGHT OMG i was litteraly passing out from pain i had to be hospitalised and given morphine and an opération, i didnt give birth yet so i cant compare

[@Doctrinaaaa]

⁠@@Diaphattaling about kidney stone i case

[@Bakanoos]

Plottwist: Whang actually is the DoubleDickDude but he doesnt want to tell us

[@houndrysmagolyteofhope4661]

Whang Chika Whang Whang

[@pixeltiger4204]

then his channel name would be Whang Whang

[@NathanKent01]

@@pixeltiger4204 Great job repeating the comment before you

[@pixeltiger4204]

Nathan Kent eh it was slightly different

[@personhuman8451]

Whang has a hydra penis

[@gibmeaway100]

that sex descriptor in the book literally is a scene in a Hentai

[@ArsonRaboot]

*S A U C E* (jk I don't need to see that)

[@stray999]

how you know this?

[@Haiylin]

@@ArsonRaboot There was a scene like that in a hentai called Dropout. Cervical prolapse is a thrope in hentai

[@SnowBaller985]

@@Haiylin omg I forgot about Dropout

[@stoohp]

Ah yes, a man of culture

[@spazzwazzle]

Whang, it should be noted that there was a breakdown of this on a 4chan thread back in the day. The images were done by a very talented photoshopper, but they were indeed fake. I didn't screenshot it at the time, but I remember seeing a breakdown of the image with some sort of coloured skeleton graph that showed which pixels were likely edited, and I think it had something to do with the metadata. In every photo, there were a few dots of colour scattered about, which likely means that the software could definitely detect false positives, but in every single picture, one of the dicks was always heavily coloured. It might be worth trying to look for that thread.

[@0neDoomedSpaceMarine]

I'd like to see that breakdown

[@spazzwazzle]

@@0neDoomedSpaceMarine I can't find it and I wish I could. This guy needs to be called out if it's trying to profit off a hoax.

[@Perc1000]

do you at least know what board it was?

[@spazzwazzle]

@@Perc1000 100% /b/

[@AIEmporium700]

I think if he didn’t have two dicks he wouldn’t have the audacity to publish a book; with that being said, he definitely was on some hentai shit and inflated his condition by enlarging his junk on photoshop so he could pass on his ridiculous sexual fantasies as real travesties. To say this guy is super sus is a massive overstatement.

[@icalldibsonukeyutaka3929]

as someone who had her cervix dilated to get an IUD inserted: he’s lying

[@AnnoyingGhostBat]

Yes I was about to say this. A uterus can prolapse in some cases (pathological obviously) but it's usually related to birth, a dick going through a cervix? Yeah, no.

[@wedohedoshedooowee828]

I was thinking this guy MIGHT have two dongs, but I think he's making up everything else. Dude just looks like an X-Men mutant reject and now that he's got attention on Reddit he's just running with it. Edit:Damn didn't expect to get likes 😂 and didn't expect all the damn trolls either 😂

[@femcelgirlfren]

hes 100% full of shit

[@lunargeographer]

Some GuyOnReefer god you and your brain must be utterly miniature

[@Big_Gulps_Huh]

Could he just be completely misinformed? It's not like DDD is a doctor.

[@Loloopy]

Why isn't the top comment: "GEE BILL! HOW COME YOUR MOM LET'S YOU HAVE TWO WIENERS?"?

[@Loloopy]

@@Marvi5962 wasn't when I got here

[@andrewcee1399]

*bruh*

[@AmisTheos]

ｎｏ　ｓｋｉｎｓ

[@thesongbird5586]

Dude when I went in to be induced into labor, they had to put this gauze looking thing with some kind of medication up inside/near my cervix in order to help me dilate. It was so fucking painful, almost worse than the labor itself. The nurse had hands like a damn shovel. I had 13 hours of being constantly prodded down there, had my water broken by the doctor with what literally looked like a knitting needle, and pushed out an entire human and not ONCE did my cervix just casually decide it wanted to come out and say hi, too. I don't care HOW big your schlong is, it's not bigger than an infant's head. Also, uhh...having a dude going to Pound Town on your cervix isn't really something you're unaware of. It can be quite painful. Sometimes it can be part of the fun if you like things rough, but no girl is gonna be like, "Oh, wait. Were you just fucking my cervix??" That's not a thing. If he's hitting it, you'll know. If he's 'pulling it out', you'd be screaming, and not in a sexy way.

[@vustvaleo8068]

so like he's a backwards Tails from Sonic the Hedgehog.

[@stormbringer8154]

😂

[@houndrysmagolyteofhope4661]

Did you know the guys at Dorkly actually made an animation of a backwards Tails? Funniest shit i seen.

[@stormbringer8154]

@@houndrysmagolyteofhope4661 LOL. i must watch this video right now

[@thebuchsighoullolgameplay6112]

i didnt need to read that

[@streetrat48]

Yeah, and he doesn't exist too. Just like Tails!

[@isolatedalien5696]

I worked with a girl my age, early 20s, who had 2 vaginas. Not really 2, more like a split in her one vagina. It had something to do with the muscle tissue or something. Now intercourse, tampons, or anything inserted can be uncomfortable. She will have to have surgery to get it removed to have children. For discomfort and future family reasons, shes been saving for the surgery. I havent talked to her in some time but I hope she is doing well.

[@anjailbakeer]

Yha i've heard of that

[@13thephantom]

The part where DDD talks about popping a woman's cervix out only reminds me of the shit that's usually said/happens in hentai

[@user-el4su7tl6f]

that's because the whole thing is some sick fucks fantasy

[@markingatlightspeed]

Yeah that shit is impossible. A cervix can't pop out, it's literally the ring of muscle and sphincter between the vagina and the uterus. He could have made the girl's vaginal lining prolapse, but as far as I am aware, that's still cartoonishly painful.

[@Ipsolus]

I haven't read this myself, but what if she was on something that would make the pain less painful? Like, was she drunk? Maybe DD isn't completely full of it, but yeah, it kind of sounds like he might be embellishing a bit.

[@QuincyIsCrispy]

@@markingatlightspeed He probably made it prolapse. You can do that with the Anus or Vagina. While normally it'd be painful, with enough lube and stretching, and maybe even relaxants.. if you catch my drift.. you can do it pleasurably.

[@eunuchprovocateur4734]

@@QuincyIsCrispy there is no situation where a prolapsed anus is pleasurable in any way. That's known as one of the most painful things to go through. I don't care how much lube you use, if it requires a hospital visit to fix, it didn't feel good.

[@JefeDeJefes8484]

Whang is the only channel to talk about a dude with two wangs, yet still get advertising and hopefully monetized. It's the power of the Whang.

[@Mrenderboyo]

Demonitization is gone youtube removed it due to COPPA

[@moistbandito7378]

Hopefully monetized? That's the whole point of the ads.. There wouldn't be any ads if it wasn't monetized..

[@ToyInsanity]

He had his suspensory ligament cut and that thang just dropped out

[@ChillyJack]

@@moistbandito7378 Oh how wrong you are lol. KZbin regularly demonetizes political commentary channels but then still runs ads on them and doesn't give any of the revenue to the creator.

[@badlaamaurukehu]

@@ChillyJack Not just political channels. MxR Mods has been routinely demonetized along with It's A Gundam and numerous non-political gamer sites none being political or offensive but simply for not being in the right 'taste' as the hypocritical gatekeepers would prefer.

[@Annimations]

The only condition I’ve heard of where ANY lady bits are “popping out” is a scary one that happens to post menopausal women due to weakening of the pelvic muscles. It is considered a medical emergency but I’ve heard of women living with it in extreme pain for years due to embarrassment and just stuffing it back in. No way in hell some 80+ year old is doing DD unless he’s opening himself up for a elder abuse case working in elder care or something. Grave robber?

[@nexaentertainment2764]

Vaginal prolapses are a thing and what I think you're referring to, more common in women that have given birth and/or are menopausal. It can be a medical emergency, especially if it's a large prolapse. Very minor ones often go unnoticed or resolve themselves (still, if you notice any kind of abnormal "protruding" you should see a doctor asap as it can/will get worse). Other things can prolapse too afaik but they're much much rarer. And a cervix doing any kind of "bulging out" would be stupid painful and a pretty big emergency lol.

[@hydreus706]

Whang's just claiming that the jury is still out on whether it's legit because he didn't want the dude doing a minute by minute answer to the video

[@Clay3613]

Apparently a few pics are real, but DDD was a liar and not the dude in the pics.

[@homeskillet7423]

But that could hurt sales of his book cause it would be reading it.

[@nickrustyson8124]

@@homeskillet7423 Then again, I think this video both helped sales, but also hurt sales, because it did get people interested, but also made people think, "Wait a minute, that sounds too fictional to be true, nobody on Reddit gets laid like a pornstar"

[@UnimpressedGoose]

I once pulled a girls cervix out🚫🧢 I just started chanting “Kali Mah” n reached in n pulled that bad boy right out

[@rickc2102]

More believable, I'll give you that.

[@a1rh3add]

I laughed too hard at this

[@ShamayaLivia]

Nice one fam

[@erinmsomers]

Is that you Mola Rum???

[@dlrss1v274]

@@erinmsomers ram*

[@jonwallace6204]

Thank you ahead of time for saying no pictures. I appreciate the way you manage to talk about uncomfortable stuff without the video itself being uncomfortable to watch. We know you must’ve seen horrible things doing research for your vids and we salute you for taking that for the team.

[@huntforbigfloptober1333]

I'm more disappointed this wasn't sponsored by manscaping. Like, dude, why not now?

[@Imnevergonnapostvids]

Manscaped would’ve been the perfect sponsor here

[@Zeoxis6]

The cervix thing just reads like a bad hentai... Hell that's basically the whole thing.

[@justinluc2572]

When I first heard of this guy, there was a side of me that knew from the start that this was probably some dude who dreams about being an alpha sex god putting on a facade to fulfill his fantasies. After viewing your video and doing some reading myself, I'm glad somebody caught onto somebody's bullshit.

[@J0hnHenrySNEEDen]

@Millenial Pigeon those spits do more than friendzoning and scaring of predators

[@uberchops]

The stock footage throughout this video was just *chef hand kiss*. That editing class you took from Skillshare seems to have really paid off.

[@fders938]

!!!!

[@Jeff-ry6mm]

😗👌

[@torshavnnewell]

Bro that's a based dp. Is that calvin and hobbes?

[@uberchops]

@@torshavnnewell yeh

[@auntiem0thman]

I have a bicornuate uterus and therefore two vaginas, I was featured in an article on Cracked years ago but every time I have to explain it to a new partner they always bring up this guy 😂 At this point he's like my arch nemesis or something

[@conzmoleman]

*subscribes*

[@Splunkster]

So like, how does that work? Is one just entirely nonfunctional or something?

[@auntiem0thman]

@twinzzlers8770 no, both are functioning! But it's different for everyone with the condition.

[@Splunkster]

@@auntiem0thman Huh, that's kinda neat. Bet it's a massive pain in the ass though

[@auntiem0thman]

@@Splunkster it can be! It's mostly a funny story to tell at parties 🤣

[@tygerproductions9128]

0:29 "the redditor with 2 johnsons" *shows stock film of 3 hotdogs in blender* WAIT WHY THE BLENDER?

[@Keegan8r]

The real question is why the stock footage even exists

[@tygerproductions9128]

@@Keegan8r there are stock videos of dog shit don't question it.

[@scrongus1959]

The real question is why is there 3 hotdogs instead of 2.

[@somethingwithbungalows]

Old Channel you’d be surprised with the kinda stock footage you can find lmao

[@TwoCrappyGamers]

Little known fact He was actually born with 3 penises and lost one in a terrible ceiling-fan accident

[@caseyvance2791]

I love Whang's videos because they give me wonderful nostalgic flashbacks to the conversations we used to have in the cafeteria in middle school

[@badlaamaurukehu]

Perverts.

[@dabeastfromdaweast9788]

Oh sure, he doesn't care if people believe it exists he just wants to brag about its existence every chance he gets. Not sus at all

[@MybeautifulandamazingPrincess]

So what if he wants to brag?

[@mercury5003]

@@MybeautifulandamazingPrincess nothing really its just if he does have 2 dicks he could have easily proven it.

[@thwiftlythwept7023]

The cervix stuff grossed me out so bad that I'm leaving a comment here in the void to merely say so. This content is so stupid but fun as hell.

[@BowsettesFury]

DD: writes book, writes blogs, posts numerous pics, working on comic book. Also DD: NO LIVE VIDS!!! 🤬 Incredibly sus

[@heathkish6901]

SUS IS KING! 😂😂😂. I'm terribly sorry, I'll see myself out.

[@bigboybastard7162]

Yeah the book and comic really sets the tone of things. Blogs n answering comments on redit is well and good but you can tell hes a clout chaser when he writes a book and comic book about something that really isnt something that would make good reading material. Especially when he gets to the part with the cervix that sounds straight out of a hentai and his second book (that long response to the review) breaking down all the points and arguing them. Dude is probably some basement dwelling virgin with no life who wants to be known as a sex god on the internet.

[@Lewdie.]

Phoenix Wright music plays in background: "Time to solve a case!"

[@rosa96734]

Objection! Oh wait.... You're good. No objection. Whang had a Bust-A-Move music in another video, when I heard it I wanted to play the game. Same thing happened with the Phoenix Wright music.

[@manaensinutsiel7867]

Noice

[@lwvmobile]

Instead of even a video, he probably wouldn't have had so many questions raised about his legitimacy if he didn't feel the need to defend all of his claims constantly. If he just ignored a good chunk of the doubters, then it probably wouldn't seem nearly as questionable even as sensational as it is. It seems like people who lie and are full of shit feel the need to constantly have to rebuke claims with more sensational stories and bullshit. Those who are telling the truth don't go nuts every time somebody doubts the legitimacy of their story. They usually don't feel the need to correct people. You either believe it or you don't.

[@JoRoBoYo]

People who tell the truth can also be too defensive.

[@freyathesage1749]

It’s a narcissistic need for your lies to be indisputable and always have a response for everything. I would know, I’m very manipulative.

[@badlaamaurukehu]

Regardless, the guy lied about certain things. Period. Believe a liar or don't?

[@medes5597]

Every single photo he's ever posted was previously posted on a really gross and nasty fetish tumblr (like in both content and attitude) And his now deleted blog had sexual fantasies about punching women in the stomach. Never believed him, and he sent me hate mail for doubting in his original thread (as did others). He's full of shit, doesn't have two dicks and all this story does is prove that the Internet loves a good story. The best I can say is his shops were good enough and it's kinda hilarious that he is in treatment for breaking his asshole.

[@medes5597]

@Xeph Xen yep, this is my issue. Abusive upbringing where I was belittled, invalidated and ignored a lot. So I tend to over do things and make people assume I'm lying.

[@edwardklein3093]

"Johnson & Johnson should make him their spokesperson.". 😆😅😂🤣

[@whoaccountisdisanyway2985]

👏 👏 👏 10/10

[@robspiess]

Never since [Armand Hammer owning Arm & Hammer] or [Doug Bowser being president of Nintendo] has a better corporate figurehead ever been considered.

[@JordyValentine]

I kinda want to hunt that comment down just to up-vote it haha

[@kittycat978]

I know I’m late but I just wanted to add to what other women are saying about the cervix thing. There’s absolutely no way a woman wouldn’t notice her cervix being pounded on or being penetrated (if that’s even possible. I dunno) I had my cervix dilated for an IUD insertion and I’ve never had kids so that was the first time for me. It was absolutely the most painful thing I’ve ever experienced. I got very pale, started sweating profusely, and got lightheaded. The nurse was wiping my forehead with a damp paper towel and quickly ran to get me cold water. I had to sit in the procedure room for about an hour afterwards because I couldn’t move. I’m having the IUD removed next week and I am terrified of the pain. Anyway, just wanted to share my experience. I’m sure most people already arrived to the conclusion that the story was bs.

[@liamtristanzuhlke1066]

This channel is Ripley’s Believe it Or Not for Internet Edgelords

[@nou1178]

And?

[@n0isyturtle]

aww I miss Dean Cain RIP

[@LackOfCreativiT]

?

[@liamtristanzuhlke1066]

I meant the books? Googled this Dean fella. Not the TV show. Haven’t seen it? Sorry, no offence to some dead bloke! What did I do that was question markable? I love Justin’s channel, why you triggered? It’s just a comparison. I thought it was funny remark! I must not know the whole history if people are looking for deeper answers/to be offended!

[@liamtristanzuhlke1066]

I thought my statement stood on its own: and was pretty straight forward but I guess not, eh?

[@Hath.0]

I wonder how many times hes said "I'm twice the man you'll ever be"

[@rickc2102]

He can never say that enough.

[@alexlorimer2141]

@@rickc2102 yeah it's not like jokes get old after saying it for the hundredth time.

[@qook1543]

@@alexlorimer2141 Not if you use it on different people

[@thediamondcutter9185]

"and I have half the brain you do!"

[@thetruelord1317]

@@alexlorimer2141 chill hes just jokin

[@ZidaneKayos]

I remember quite a longtime ago I was linked via one of many "shock" sites to a blog run by a guy that had this condition, and he did in fact post many pictures of himself. i thought at first this video was about the same guy, but there are a lot of differences, both of the blog guys members were the same size, he didn't have a "primary" and then a smaller, and i remember reading about him having multiple surgeries over the years covered by the blog, because of internal issues and him being prone to getting UTIs. Also I think he was into men only. It was supposed to be shocking, but I remember being absolutely fascinated by this guy's odd condition, because I had never heard nor seen anything like it before.

[@LopolyDiaz]

My God, I zoned out for about 20 seconds and I come back to hear about this dude's nut process.

[@MoeSlislack]

I believed it until the end. Now I think he's a liar.

[@badlaamaurukehu]

Yup. I've known a few cervix in my time and they don't do that so he is a proven liar. But IUD's sure can be painfully annoying little shits.

[@dlrss1v274]

pecuLIAR

[@MybeautifulandamazingPrincess]

@@badlaamaurukehu Proven? You don't even know who he is so not nothing is proven stupid. Just because he lied about something doesn't mean everything he said is a lie. Maybe he lies maybe he didn't, why would you care anyway?

[@TheMasterUnity]

@@MybeautifulandamazingPrincess Because he is selling books about it, thus trying to profit off a lie

[@Bards.98]

The only time I popped a cervix was when I was being born

[@molly8071]

as someone with a cervix that story made me scream. Granted I've never had something like that happen but I feel like that wouldn't be a haha funney story it'd be a trip to A&E

[@nunpho]

Exactly, I curled up in a ball just thinking about it. That would be excruciating. Not how women's anatomy works

[@ejedwards988]

Right, question. Is this even remotely possible as a conversational thing so casually discussed? Like I was there when my sister in law gave birth and there was no casual discussion when she went into active labor. Is it a different kind of pain, like in a different place in the abdomen? Or is it the kind of cringe "oh god why" like stories about guys who've zipped up their dicks by accident?

[@nunpho]

@@ejedwards988 maybe I'm just too tired but I don't understand the question

[@hakancarlsson2881]

as someone with a dick I dont think that's how men's anatomy works...

[@19AssassinPR93]

​@@ejedwards988 It seems like the women who could answer best didn't find your questions very clear. In the interest of a reliable answer; you appear to basically be asking if the pain of cervix penetration would allow the alleged casual conversation to take place, and where any pain would be felt? I would guess that a conversation wouldn't follow, and that it is like other organ injuries where it is felt where it happens.

[@m1ghtysauc3E]

He also has another book called Deep Dish Delivery: Double Stuffed. This guy is something.

[@medes5597]

And that something is a liar.

[@medes5597]

@@TheAngelOfTheBottomlessPit lmao imagine being so lame that you got mad because someone called a fetishist a liar. "they're entertaining lies though!" I mean no. They're actually really disturbing in parts and intensely off-putting. Like I mean if you're entertained by the idea of a guy with a massive prostate being milked daily, then go you but that's not a thing outside of gay porn. Idk why you'd be entertained by that, it's sort of gross but do your thing. I don't want there to be videos about me though. Especially not for pretending I have two penises. There is actually a documentary about my day job but that's not a KZbin video about my sad life, it was on the BBC. So I guess you're right, there aren't any KZbin videos about me. I'm mentioned in several though does that count? Or does my day job not count as my sad life? What are the rules, does it have to be a mortifyingly embarrassing lie about something for me and double dick dude to be equal? Or does being in a few top ten videos for my day job count? Please respond so we can clear this up about whose life is sadder, mine or the guy pretending to have two penises.

[@TheCynicalDude_]

@Terry Beardmore Why are you pretending to be in a BBC documentary?

[@medes5597]

@@TheCynicalDude_ because I literally was in one about 7 years ago because of what I do for a living. Briefly, but I'm in there alongside the people I worked with at the time.

[@TheCynicalDude_]

@Terry Beardmore What is the name of the documentary and is your name actually Terry Beardmore?

[@bayviewbud1539]

The amount of fucked up shit ive learned in the last 24 hours since subscribing to you makes you my new fav youtuber. Keep up the good work my man

[@TheCropCircleQueens]

This guy must win every time he plays 2 truths and a lie

[@TheDailyGerb]

Underrated channel. The b-roll/cutaways are well timed and hilarious.

[@abyssalnightmare551]

I had my tubes removed, and part of that was getting my uterus straightened out similarly to that diagram, mind you, as this was a surgery I was put under and given strong pain killers, but when I woke up my entire crotch ached. Once again, WITH TONS OF OPIOIDS DUMPED INTO MY SYSTEM TO SUPPRESS THE PAIN! Getting your cervix penetrated, even with thin instruments by trained medical professionals, hurts like all hell.

[@tflo3482]

My best friend and I stole my older bro's porn dvd "Big Latin Ass #?" when we were in high school and there was a dude with an over-under double barrel in one of the segments. We were so stoked to tell everyone at school the next day and show clips on the computer lab computers. Everybody was so impressed and we were like porn gods (whatever the fuck that means) the rest of high school, my gf even dug it. Years later I found that dvd in an old game case and upon further inspection it's clearly a fake....I don't know how nobody noticed. I think we all just wanted it to be real, to know that somewhere out there this superhero of a man was laying god-tier pipe and giving all of us mere mortal teenagers something to aspire to....still a decent clip though

[@tflo3482]

@Uncle Crispy big latin ass i think was the dvd series i don't remember if it was 2 or 3 or 18 or whatever but I'm almost certain it was Big Latin Ass

[@matthill5426]

I've been sitting here thinking, "I'm going to be so disappointed if I don't hear Whang use the word 'schwantz' at least once." I am satisfied.

[@robspiess]

Kevin Schwantz?

[@lilbitchass3711]

@Seraphi Grimaldi Schwantz means Dick in German.

[@lilbitchass3711]

@@robspiess I dont think that the person means that ; but in german it means pp

[@robspiess]

@@lilbitchass3711 In German it means "tail", but yes, I was joking.

[@lilbitchass3711]

@@robspiess well my german teacher fooled me . Love that from her - wow.

[@teddytoucan6276]

That Johnson and Johnson joke was so fucking funny it had me dying for five minutes

[@wwar5237]

He's lying, he wasn't born that way. He was actually created by Mr mephisto, who got tired of creating multiple butt animals and decided to go into the wiener field instead.

[@ricky99la]

Nice South Park reference 😀😅

[@CurtisAlfeld]

Early South Park was fucking wild.

[@lorynnicole6538]

I am gopher boy, pondering reality...

[@mezmerizer9422]

mephisto makes animals with multiple asses tho.

[@ashketchum6222]

I could see Dr. Mephisto doing that.

[@maitequilla]

I just saw the "new" pics and yeah, there's no way you go from around 4 inches flaccid to 8 to 9 inches, also considering he always kept his story of both of them being functional and getting them erect at least once a day there is NO WAY that wouldn't be a medical issue by itself.

[@ssharkbait]

I have a family member that had a cervical prolapse due to a medical condition. She said it was the most painful feeling she’s ever experienced and traumatizing.

[@charlisebar-shai2613]

I felt the need to guard my cervix while the review was being read

[@hamstrungharry259]

I don't even have a cervix and I felt like I needed to guard it.

[@dopey473]

@@hamstrungharry259 same

[@genericusername4596]

Don’t worry, that’s literally impossible. DDD is full of shit.

[@JogVodka]

I don't have any but I need to protect mine

[@majinnemesis]

if it makes you feel any better, as a guy that part about cutting the suspensory ligament of a penis creeped me out

[@siennaistrans]

Diphalia is a real medical condition, and can happen, but all credit is lost at “cervix fell out.”

[@fivestrelok2801]

MGS: The Twin Snakes wasn't what like I remembered...

[@minato_arisato3751]

Same

[@Kozi15]

During my Internship on Medicine rotating on OBGY department, I always witnessed women who undergo Curettage are always in pain during the procedure and they are under anesthetics. So here's the thing Imagine a woman undergoing a Curettage (More specifically Dillation and Curettage) without an anesthesia. That's how painful it is.

[@italianplastick4031]

Just the sort of story I needed this morning! Thanks sir whangdon 🙏

[@Drea_A]

I remember this story every couple of months. Every time I think about it seems less & less real. You brought this back to life & I am not sure if I am mad

[@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves]

The whole cervix thing made me cringe hard... ouch..

[@badlaamaurukehu]

It's bs. Doesn't happen.

[@voodoonot]

Hombre. I was just about to fast forward over your ad pitch... but you tossed in the RCR music and I stuck around. You bastard.

[@alicevitoriano]

when the trauma center music kicked in during the medical explanation I laughed my ass off

[@awesomesauce5974]

Unless we are talking about two different parts of the video, the song i heard was "Cornered" from Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney

[@antonydrossos5719]

I have no idea how Whang keeps a straight face during these stories. I demand a blooper reel

[@johnins0mnia584]

Having two members sounds like both a blessing & a curse.

[@TheBlackSpastic]

Man that title. I've never clicked so fast.

[@melskunk]

Same

[@KageShinnosuke]

It just catches the imagination.

[@Curlyheart]

Same

[@jewittm]

“You’d probably enjoy my video on two girls one cup” no, I wouldn’t, but I’ll watch it again anyways.

[@PacifistNihilist]

I love the video game music you have in all your videos. It took a second but the first song I was like “...Bust A Move”? I love it.

[@fizz-fozz]

I guess you can say he's got Double D's

[@jflanagan9696]

Oh Grandpa Beetus, you so crazy!

[@irishjoe2941]

Ol' Grandpap Diabeetus eeeeehhhh?!!?!

[@FluffyBunny9002]

I love your profile name and pic

[@KatieCochran]

Ba dum tss

[@januszkurahenowski2860]

Of course he has a girlfriend whom has a boyfriend, he is an epic reditterino wholesome big chungus. And that's a reddit moment. Wow this really blew up, thank you for the gold kind stranger.

[@lucapasa4519]

Yes, yes. His wife’s boyfriend also brings hime switch games and soy lattes daily.

[@qook1543]

Wholesome big chungus lol

[@babyeater639]

Awsome sauce yikes wholesome 100 keenu Reeves and baby yoda

[@Romanticoutlaw]

are you really all that cucked if you're screwing your girlfriend's boyfriend tho

[@miles4939]

@@Romanticoutlaw it's not just his girlfriend's boyfriend tho, it's his boyfriend too

[@sugarcoatedslaughterhouse4937]

of all the directions this could have taken, I wasnt expecting the insane cervix rant...

[@dorothybarrett1091]

I quinced and squirmed every time they mentioned the cervix part and every detail 🤮

[@Fathergirl5000]

OMG YOU TOO?? That's so gross honest to God

[@Fathergirl5000]

@Zombathin Lost Leg/Hacker Cat what is no I'm being honest. 😐

[@Ominous_Bambi]

Yeah it gave me an actual stomach ache like holy shit that would be horrific. 😰

[@Hitoshuratdn]

...... that is physically impossible. I actually cringe when I read that part.

[@cacomeat7385]

I have a dick and I simultaneously winced and cringed

[@LeeHutch89]

That half jewish pun then the jew dressed as a hotdog got me 😂😂😂

[@holyglaucus2444]

As a person with a uterus who's had to have their cervix penetrated and actual shots around my cervix for medical procedures (D&C with Hysteroscopy), I can tell you that anything even bumping up back there is PAINFUL. It can hurt for days with even a tiny bit of breaching. Hearing his tall tales almost made me puke from the memory.

[@theredcoffee1019]

I love the Trauma Center soundtrack used in this video, very clever.

[@christopherpappas7474]

Did a spit take with coffee, (still running out my nose) at the "Snake from a peanut can comment!" Thanks for a good laugh and another VERY unique video... 😁☮️🇬🇷

[@FromAshToLife]

Your awesome. Watch you every morning. Coffee in hand. Thanks for all internet stories

[@edelman8829]

Descartes: “I think, therefore I am.” DDD: “The existence of my cocks does not rely on other people believing in them.”

[@WorldsWorstBoy]

Thanks Honey for giving this boy some cash for making the vid seeing how KZbin isn't gonna give em anything.

[@greenhowie]

Yeah the ads are terrible but you have to appreciate them stepping in, especially for this kind of content.

[@WorldsWorstBoy]

@@greenhowie They're easy enough to skip lol.

[@greenhowie]

@@WorldsWorstBoy Yeah but even 5 seconds kinda gets to me. The "serious gamer" one is the worst, but the "phone dropper" and "tinder date" ads are just as bad. Literally all the characters are morons. Meh. Sorry for venting. We all like Whang getting paid for doing a good job and that's what matters.

[@WorldsWorstBoy]

@@greenhowie Eh you can just skip like a minute into the vid to skip the ad. It's really easy. I skip every single Raid Ad and try to not let small things get my goat lol. I see people saying foul shit to people who read Raid Ads lol. I'd without a doubt take a Raid sponsorship if I was a KZbin. I truly don't care as long as I get paid.

[@bigtimerusher5446]

PorkPieDodger I didn’t get an ad?

[@CashewCassius]

love the ace attorney music playing as you're explaining this man's case of diphallia

[@F66x]

"This will be discussing mature themes" Ok "CERVICAL PROLAPSE" AAAAAAAAAAAAAsyvkslajaabsbs(entire lion king soundtrack)

[@thegardenofeatin5965]

Caaaaan you feeeeeel the looooove Tonight?

[@F66x]

@@thegardenofeatin5965 you

[@F66x]

@Zombathin Lost Leg/Hacker Cat n i c e

[@lofi_4043]

Stopped the video to search “Jelking video.” I regret that.

[@jeffp5843]

Same. Kinda hilarious though that one vid has like almost 30 million views and probably monetized.

[@Harry-cy5vz]

Thanks for that 🙈

[@tylertheguy3160]

The lack of willingness to give video proof, the size inconsistency, and the cervix story tell me this is 100% fake. At best this is a creative writing project and at worst it's some guy trying to satiate a fetish.

[@ActualLiteralKyle]

0:29 you guys think Wang! had to search for “three hot dogs going into a pitcher” or was he just browsing?

[@imjoesmama]

Honey when they see what video they sponsored: 😳