The Return Of WillNeff, Cybertruck Death Trap & More | Fear&JurassicPark

Willneff is back. Your 3 gay fathers just wanna sit and talk to you for an hour, please have a seat.
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:48 - Cybertruck vs Cool EVS
00:07:55 - Austin crashes his car like a
00:10:35 - cmon man..
00:12:00 - Austin is unathletic
00:14:45 - Austin is a daddy
00:23:30 - please just change the subject
00:25:35 - im reporting hasan to hr
00:28:00 - hasan has no self control
00:30:30 - Austin tries to larp as a fat kid again
00:33:55 - dogs will live forever pog
00:36:00 - what if we didnt do that
00:38:15 - cybertruck death machine
00:41:00 - Austin's spotify wrapped (lmao)
00:49:09 - Austin is a murderer
00:52:06 - Austin wants to do Jurassic Park without realizing it
00:54:00 - The Dinosaur Segment?
01:00:00 - Outro / Lingling off a bean fr
#hasanabi #fearand #podcast

[@FearAndPodcast]

Gonna get real for a sec, Ive said it before but it cant be overstated how much i appreciate you guys. Started this pod a little over a year ago with the boys and its grown into something i wouldve never imagined and has changed my life. Thank you so much to everyone who watches and supports us here and on Patreon. Y’all literally let me do my dream job :’) Love you guys. New set next week.

[@Moiny1]

Just had to ruin it with that bold-faced lie at the end

[@josiesarered]

appreciate u guys for getting me through school. commenters, we all know the new set isn’t coming 😢

[@wendelhaha1]

The new set bit is so funny, its so natural

[@freehugs_xoxo]

surely new set next week...

[@xRichieWess]

The biggest lie told in 2023…. New set? Where????

[@HeyItsStephx]

I cant wait for Will and Qt to meet for the first time

[@LiveOutLoud321]

it’s been 3 episodes 🤣 i’m dead

[@Deemo202]

Lmfaoooooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@THERetro_Savage]

It's gonna be beautiful and natural

[@mattythighs9909]

*Will Neff wakes up in a hospital* Hasan, at his bedside: will! You’re awake! Your last self suck accident destroyed your throat and sent you into a coma Will tries to speak but he can’t. Austin: don’t speak… we had to get you a new throat… Will writes on a piece of paper: wait… where’s qt Hasan: who do you think we got the new throat from 😢 RIP in peace qtcinderella

[@jaxoff22]

beautiful

[@tedddybear]

I need more of this story 😭

[@omgsus]

will becoming the next throat goat

[@franargen1928]

Beautiful 🥺

[@AndrewLloyd-sf3xs]

I cried.

[@trainerred1345]

This is such a "boys being boys" episode. Seriously, the conversations were talking about cars and trucks, sex talk (all be it gay sex talk) and it devolved into a conversation about dinosaurs and would your ride them. 😂

[@ramzikawa734]

The episode in general has made me reconsider the intelligence of all three of them 😂

[@natehansell1997]

The term it albeit... actually nevermind the way you used it works

[@19031589]

@@natehansell1997reminded me of Austin saying “taken for granite” 🥰 I was definitely an “all intensive purposes” person back in the day.

[@tink6225]

@@ramzikawa734QT holds their shared brain cell

[@justarandomnerdlol2810]

Aye what’s manlier than fucking another man

[@susiee__]

QT would never talk about trucks within the first 2 mins of the podcast

[@guardianofthegalaxy2051]

Yeah with QT there the first minute Austin would be talking about cock or fucking 😂

[@bibubbletea]

The cooties are infecting the pod while she’s not here to drive them away with friendship bracelets and lemon bars :(

[@THERetro_Savage]

She would if taylor swift was driving it

[@tink6225]

only if Travis Kelce bought a truck

[@izziehw]

I was watching it and I literally said this would never happen if at was here, god I miss her

[@adora2423]

“The ego of a man and the depth perception of a twink” got me rolling lol

[@vaishnavisingh9244]

They are so funny damn

[@chillinginr.i.]

Rest In Power QT, Taken by a self-munch injury

[@goitcore]

Forever in our hearts. Aimen should make a t-shirt.

[@THERetro_Savage]

Just hope ludwig can find some peace after this tragic loss

[@plaguey_3317]

Carpet burned to death

[@chaim1842]

Picturing a small spanish child calling their father "Padre" like Austin did nearly gave me a hernia from laughing

[@blukins8]

Kids definitely say papi in Spanish speaking countries the same innocent way English speaking kids say daddy lol

[@gabe3134]

@@blukins8not just kids. Most Spanish speakers call their parents papi and mami lol.

[@blukins8]

@gabe3134 well I'm Mexican, and some adults definitely do it here but it's generally looked as something a spoiled child would say, like if you're an adult saying that it's definitely off-putting

[@catsinburg8626]

​@@gabe3134definitely not most adults what are you talking about, kids yes but not adults

[@juliamomu]

@@blukins8 eeee callese yo le digo mami a mi mami y laqueso

[@tedddybear]

Hearing Hasan talk about his relationship with food makes me feel less alone. I always feel so ashamed when I can’t control myself. I can’t imagine just being able to eat normally.

[@katelinroberts2174]

Yeah, I really admire how open he is with his unhealthy eating habits and the struggles he’s faced while achieving the physique that he wants to have. Also, the way he hi-lights muscle mommies made me more confident when it comes to the extra gym time I’ve been prescribed for my back pain - traps are cool and ppl who don’t think so gotta go.

[@emilyprenger7111]

for sure. i feel like the only way i’m going to be able to stop and lose weight is if i’m locked in a room with a treadmill and a tiny slot in the door where a dietitian feeds me my meals. all of my friends are “Austins”, in that, they just don’t understand. like no, i can’t just stop. no you craving ice cream and me craving ice cream is so different. like you would get a normal size and i would get the biggest one and id probably finish before you. like i feel like food is/can definitely be an addiction

[@onurekinaydin]

yeah i had to stop myself from eating almost a kilo of pudding while watching the episode

[@THERetro_Savage]

The battle is real

[@paulamejia507]

Intuitive eating 🥰

[@tacticalnoobtoob3774]

QT leaves for a second episode and the boys devolve into 2nd grade Dino talk. I love this podcast never change

[@fishy6093]

The "Austin tries to larp as s fat kid" portion of the video absolutely had me rolling 😂😂😂😂

[@weeaboh]

as someone whose been fat my whole life, it kills every time. hilarious.

[@jordanluke73]

The "Do you not understand how analogies work!?" was one of my favourites

[@jacobtrost5048]

The himbo energy in this episode is off the charts

[@dayzedandconfuzed]

“no kaya that’s QT” when she tried to get the plush was absolutely adorable

[@ieatthestage]

Will Neff has never had a bad take ever, but saying the Cybertruck is not ugly has got to be the worst take of all time

[@pippylongsausage1275]

His music takes are the only bad takes he usually has. This one was out of left field tho

[@TheJinjo75]

​@@pippylongsausage1275what's wrong about his music takes?

[@a_deal]

@@TheJinjo75 I love Will's music takes normally, but "Chollima on the Wing" is a banger he should really give a full chance to.

[@nocct41724]

It is objectively ugly. That company has good talent and you can find some of the designs they passed on online.. they all looked so much better than this edgy, uninspired mess. And of course, Elon didn't care that most people in the company hated it.

[@TheJinjo75]

@@a_deal Yeah his music takes are solid

[@StrangelJean]

one episode without QT and the boys are reduced to debating which dinosaur is the coolest 😭

[@Hill_Walker]

Austin's selfish top power is so strong. His body has morphed, so it's impossible for him to bend over for any man!

[@Nergal7891]

They have to put him over a post or something. Bottoming and be done!!!

[@arrinmu]

QT is actually building the new set herself, thats why she's been absent

[@luman1109]

Austin thinking dinosaurs would somehow immediately evolve if left out in Wisconsin is the funniest thing ever

[@liamcassidy8130]

I love the way Austin lets us know about the most normal information like it’s a hidden secret

[@ComradeFer]

Will actually unironically liking the Cybertuck is actually insane, I feel like I’m in the Twilight zone

[@javierarceo1973]

It's been 2 episodes and I miss qt so much. 😢

[@nooneinparticular9837]

Gone too soon );

[@ianharland795]

Rip in peace to the queen

[@PhoenixPlayer404]

It kinda sad theyre still doing the pod like nothing happened to her

[@EmmaWithoutOrgans]

@@PhoenixPlayer404did something happen

[@abigailjolene]

I’m confused

[@ggdeku]

The boys episode quickly becoming about Trucks and Dinosaurs is so funny.

[@tinnagigja3723]

Austin: Get a faucet with a sensor and temperature adjusting lever. That way the cat can turn on the water, it stops once the cat leaves, but you don't have to change the temperature under the sink every time you wash your hands.

[@taylifts]

This and/or move the automatic water fountain. Cats don't really like when their water is right next to their food or litter box. Some don't care but the default preference is for them to be separated

[@A2Z83]

what if the cat changes the temperature and gets boiled alive

[@tinnagigja3723]

@@A2Z83 What if the cat puts its mouth over the faucet and fills up like a water balloon and bounces away?

[@legendofsonic1000]

really loving the new set

[@Pringles2198]

I work at a natural history museum and the amount of dinosaur misinformation is so funny lmao 😂

[@19031589]

Anklyosaurus was my favorite as a kid so the mispronunciation was killing me lol

[@camillafontana915]

glad you found it funny, I was bashing my head to the wall :D

[@Pringles2198]

@@camillafontana915 ok I didn't want to come off as a dinosaur kid but lowkey same lmfao

[@Dell-ol6hb]

For me it was painful because I’m a huge dinosaur nerd 😭

[@KM-fb1kw]

​@Pringles2198 you work at a natural history museum. You're no dinosaur kid, you're a Dino adult. Keep following your dreams. I wish I did.

[@BluePlaysGames]

“I want to hire someone to just come over and stretch me out everyday” Austin finally beating the selfish top allegations I guess 😅 13:00

[@tkmia]

missing qt mostly because i love how her reactions whenever austin says literally anything lol

[@hannahstrawbrry]

Hasan's inner fat kid is so relatable, I'm almost always picking the cheesecake

[@tjhollman8803]

“The ego of a man and the depth perception of a twink” should be on the next batch of merch

[@chrisjyoub]

Austin trying to get Hasan to do the bend and snap ☠️

[@burakcan07]

You should have Will more often, he is an amazing guest.

[@komrademoses]

Wow QT looks jacked today

[@G.0.]

I thought Hasan was the one with the small head though.

[@voidfeast]

You guys could've had Marche as your 'guest.' You should do that for a future ep 🔮

[@19031589]

I love that! Get him a mic already!

[@A2Z83]

he doesnt give off like he likes being on camera. even on other peoples streams that hes shown up on

[@sammybalammy]

Austin is an old man at heart. There’s just no way he can continue to deny it.

[@vandr__]

The new set is so similar to the old one minus the teddy bear sitting in for QT

[@PinkLyfe69]

The cybertruck take might be Will’s worst take

[@JulianCedar]

He likes brutalism so it makes sense

[@ahmetyegenaga]

so real. u have to be a moron to like that truck icl

[@ranjeetabhardwaj6024]

Exactly, I mean that thing is straight up impractical. Expensive repairs, half the range originally promised, same specs as ev trucks launched 2+ years ago. + Ugly🤮

[@fileana]

it looks like an extra vacuum attachment for those hard to reach spots.

[@504branden]

I mean have you heard his one piece takes?

[@Ajay0714]

i love when Will guest stars

[@Mezelenja]

Hasan & Austin arguing while Will is dying of laughter, a Fear& classic.

[@Carrera06GT]

They keep bringing Will back like John Snow, bless his soul.

[@luman1109]

When mommy QT isn';t here the show always goes of the rails immediately, I love it

[@jakepoythress7157]

Bro…

[@TeddyChinaris]

As someone who also struggles with his relationship with food when it comes to binge eating, Austin was INFURIATING 😂

[@penelope4702]

New set looks amazing!

[@icewink7100]

Okay, as a biologist, I gotta clear up some of this Dinosaur talk. All birds are not just descendants of dinosaurs, they are theropod dinosaurs. Crocodiles and pterosaurs (like pterodactyl) are NOT Dinosaurs, they are Archosaurs, which is a group of reptiles that also includes the dinosaurs. Edit: also bringing back the mammoth may help with climate change. The mammoth steppe ecosystem actually helped cool the Earth, because the snow is compacted under the feet of the animals. This makes the ground colder, persevering permafrost, and the white snow reflects more sunlight back into space, providing further cooling.

[@llsilvertail561]

Yep!! Afaik there isn’t an actual way to separate “avian” from “non-avian” dinosaurs without either including or excluding species that we would think would fall into the other category. (Also I’m not a biologist lol. Just know more random facts than I should XD)

[@sentaisuper5913]

They need to pin your comment (and also there is another one down like you there as well)

[@angelemoji]

Austin’s spotify wrapped…he’s not beating the straight and old allegations 😭😭

[@liliansrealm]

glad to have my fathers back with me

[@tink6225]

or Papis, as Austin would say

[@aurelien5747]

@@tink6225you mean padres

[@PeterP_]

The chapter notes have me weak. "Please just change the subject" and "I'm reporting hasan to HR" XD. Poor Marche and the hostile workplace environment he faces lmao.

[@Sams_fangirlera]

Austin has lived 1 million lives 😭 not one normal experience

[@xdelbarrio]

Will actually liking the cybertruck has made me question his taste in everything

[@willz-xr9kh]

That double take at 53:26 was honestly the best "wtf did you say " moment

[@calliope699]

austin’s playlist is giving closeted mobster & I can’t help but love him

[@kiman6]

Austin making up a whole story about his kids making him a bracelet to cover for it being sexual is so very austinshow

[@zor_el]

"No Kaya that's QT"

[@nicoleb2151]

austin show is the gift that keeps on giving

[@JR-gc7qy]

16:14 George Santos? Austin is the George Costanza of Twitch 😂

[@911teju]

that spotify wrapped is exactly what i expected from austin. had me cracking up. my abs hurt from laughing

[@TacoDeSuaderoConTodo]

That Peppino moment was amazing 😂

[@crayzmusic]

These self sucking accidents are taking so much of our favorite creators... RIP QT!!!!!!

[@jamesshreiner9137]

Man the new set looks so realistic, looks just like the previous one!

[@xdthespino9179]

Will calling Austin the George Santos of Twitch had me absolutely dyeing of laughter! 🤣🤣 I think thats gotta be Austin's new title now

[@abortedButGoated]

this was such a boys lockeroom episode lmao rip qt gone but forgotten :'(

[@tomatomedicine]

a fear& podcast without QT is like an angel without their wings

[@goobadoob]

More like an angel that gained their wings.

[@Ch1pp007]

12:25 Finally!! I didn't think there was anyone else who couldn't touch their toes to this extent. You're not alone Austin.

[@Perilloux]

I still blame Austin for no new set.

[@OuuTeeDee]

when qt isnt here it gets so gay it's incredible to witness. almost like a head on collision between two trains but they sword fight instead of actually colliding.

[@sentaisuper5913]

If u have not noticed yet they were alr gay when QT even there

[@jamesnightblade3770]

this episode is a blessing

[@hanaj]

Will pushing Austin’s head down is everything

[@Palestinewillbefree0006]

I had hope in Hasan to mention that Papi is literally the cute version of Papa which is WIDELY used in a absolutely non sexual connotation all over Europe (yes there are also other words for dad in European countries but Papa is fairy common so)

[@sakurauchiha9532]

And in Latin America like papi is fine 😭

[@kappachino_6854]

I think the new set will be used on the first episode of 2024. Which is unfortunate as I will have suckumbed to self sucking by then 🎉

[@Hill_Walker]

Idea for an episode, buy Hasan or Will's ultimate binge banquet. Then proceed to force Austin to eat it in it's entirety over the episode.

[@aurelien5747]

You’ll just end up torturing will and hasan

[@yusha5728]

The chapter titles this episode are insane, nice one marche

[@That-Lo-Life]

Return of the king of late night, let's gooooo ❤

[@l-y-d-s]

love the new podcast studio, its a perfect replica!

[@pol_eo]

the sad thing is that in the beginning they didn't even acknowledge the fact that QT has tragically died in a selfsucking accident, yet when a male host goes missing it always mentioned, women's problems never get paid the same amount of attention as man's do

[@pol_eo]

and the first things they talk about are sneakers and cars, how fucking hilarious

[@elibrooks69]

love the new set guys !!

[@concussedkeeper6039]

A minute and a half in, it's already a mess, and I love it 😂

[@ComradeFer]

That Cybertruck take was a rare WillNeff L

[@jaf1145]

Austin is the truest top, he can't even bend over 😂

[@TMBSClips]

Idk why this episode was so good! It went by so fast too

[@SliverOfSilverStars]

whoever names the segments in the scrub bar, bless you and your work!

[@Vincisomething]

I can relate to Hasan's frustration 😭🤣. I relate so much to the lack of self control around sweets.

[@mhm9405]

QT is so real this ep love her

[@goobadoob]

Best QT episode fr

[@colourfulsouls]

Wooly mammoths actually would help the environment up north! They have the potential to restore/create more of the ecosystem so many animals need (grass lands, helps cool the temp which helps keep it from melting further.. I suggest anyone look up the interesting reasons they talk about bringing them back

[@kylemcnamara8514]

I show up to function in my full wooly suit.. tusks out the front like I’m forklift certified.. gatherin’ hunters on my back like Cro Magnon with his spears up as I avoid gettin fossilized.

[@littlegravitas9898]

Its hillarious thr cybertruck convo they are having, when literally yesterday the safety reports came out and its just a straight up death trap.

[@tripnils7535]

The official crash test ratings for the Cybertruck aren't released yet by NHTSA so how would you know? All other Teslas have pretty much perfect safety ratings so I don't think it's much different with the Cybertruck.

[@littlegravitas9898]

@@tripnils7535 they just did the off-road tests and they've been disastrous, including massive damage to thr upper arm (which would in turn make the vehicle dangerous), along with other issues like traction or just even modern safety standards for crumple zones. It's a fucking mess and the data is out there (like I said, this week) a cursory check would have shown you that

[@tripnils7535]

@@littlegravitas9898I don't know what "data" you're talking about, most reviews say it's a great truck with fantastic handling lol. Only negative is the price and subjectively the looks. And no the official safety ratings aren't out yet, there's a couple video of crash tests of demo cars, that's it.

[@Shotokeki98]

Will Neff loving the cybertruck is a big ick for me

[@apatheticseaturtle1998]

lol constantly having ur faucet running for ur cat while in a water desert is a vibe

[@kiwi-we2zw]

let’s goooo just in time for my break

[@tuba7861]

Good to see Will back but I MISS QT!

[@vic44rd]

What a fucked up comment lmao

[@joneatsbagels7239]

Another episode without QT and they’re talking about trucks… praying for her quick recovery from her self sucking incident

[@Zimmar]

Great one!!

[@billy5514]

Love the new fear& set looks amazing

[@s4ltfps614]

1 second ago post is wild

[@dpipess]

Will is in a league of his own

[@nezgoatly]

“Are you a squirrel?!?” Hahaha perfect

[@JuanPablodelaTorre]

Austin! it's not that you don't stretch. It's the shape of your knees. I have the same problem. My knees bent backwards a little and that stops me from reaching my toes. The solution is to bend your knees a little so that your leg is mostly straight. That unlocks whatever is holding you back.

[@ThePussukka]

Love Will, the pod just isn't itself without him.

[@ComradeFer]

Yoooo rare Will Neff appearance, it’s a good Monday boys 🤠🫶🏼 (Also rare WillNeff L on that Cybertruck take)

[@miiimiii30]

This is way too masculine for me I NEED QT😂

[@cyarain]

This is what i was waiting for! This is what its all about!

[@camelliaelise]

“no Kaya, that’s QT” killed me