The RoastMasters 9.5.17 FULL Show: 2017 Tournament Finals & Championship Match!

[@bclaydon1]

Dina's a stone cold assassin

[@rebekahlennon2602]

She's a fucking killer I love her

[@vengela1461]

All of the jokes people make about Dina are exactly the same

[@juangarcia7590]

And they always start with her dad lol

[@Arikpsingh]

its offensive to some people and don't find it funny.

[@cherrilynnlelezhang3856]

I think it’s Bc of the stuff she did on Conan

[@GabrielMayersNYC]

She’s Eminem

[@superspider9750]

@@GabrielMayersNYC exactly.. I know I'm late watching these but every one attacks here the same way like Eminem in 8 mile. Either her dad, being called eeyore by everyone and Muslim

[@rafaeltrivino1790]

I feel like who ever goes up against Dina ends up in therapy.

[@penelopeplimsoul3617]

🤣😂

[@deeyablo]

Except Eli Sairs. He can't afford it.

[@2fonebabyT]

Up until Eli

[@killboggins]

Men aren't funny.

[@coderedcourier1611]

Dina fucking murders every time, she puts ISIS to shame,

[@TheNeonParadox]

The fact that Amy Schumer is famous worldwide while Dina is only regionally popular is criminal.

[@explodingmonad4535]

fact

[@Bokuto.1.]

never heard of her 😬

[@stephonb12]

@Ralph Magliano it's not progressivism. There's a word for it it's called nepotism. Nepotism is the furthest thing from "progressive" it's essentially a new monarchy/feudal order.

[@nexxusty]

Yeah, really.

[@Smileater]

“This is America”

[@snac8426]

I feel like Dina should have Amy Schumers fame

[@wrarmatei]

why? so Dina can lose her integrity instead? I worry about how 20-something kids seem to think about celebrity shit...like it's the gold-standard in meaning and social status. So shallow and sad.

[@jondal]

And Amy Schumer should have no fame

[@deeyablo]

@@wrarmatei Shallow thinking that someone with talent should enjoy more success? You're so considerate, wanting to protect these comedians from the horrors of financial success and acclaim. After all, we all know that comedians will only truly be happy staying at the level that satisfies your narrow, selfish views of integrity.

[@ryanrhodes5819]

Snac shame on you for mentioning Shoo! In the same breath essentially as Die..... d in the woolly mammoth mouthpiece of little else than that most poignant

[@jonathanheywood4450]

Problem with that is schumer shouldn't have any fame

[@gravedigger9750]

they need to stop putting dina with people who had major tragedies in their life. dina knows no boundaries

[@ThePulaskiPumper]

Every comedian has had a major tragedy in their life

[@pierrepl1272]

It’s a roast

[@jasonhurd4379]

Dina's jokes are incredibly brutal and evil, and that's exactly what they are supposed to be in a roast battle. She should have won against Eli that one time.

[@zachrhoden8529]

Yeah she destroyed eli

[@ItsBeausy]

Eli bodied her

[@youwatch2muchtv]

Zach Rhoden she didnt destroy anything.

[@youwatch2muchtv]

No she totally didn’t beat eli. Idk what it is with you people saying shes good. She isn’t. She’s alright at best

[@st3ppenwolf]

@@youwatch2muchtv Eli shines as a roast judge, but Dina is much better roaster.. his jokes are smart but pretty generic compared to hers

[@Lilsweetings]

I feel like everyone who goes up against Dina collaborated on jokes with everyone else who lost

[@KatyJones-w5q]

You mean they have nothing smart enough to match her on that level so go with the lazy cheap shots

[@miaionescu7096]

when are people going to understand that Dina doesnt lose

[@2fonebabyT]

She lost twice

[@bossHogOG]

Dina had many of the best jokes in the history of this show.

[@abiolaadedeji1868]

Unrecognizable road feature will probably always be number 1

[@bossHogOG]

Abiola Adedeji yes, that one and the bird chest joke.

[@deletevil]

Couldn't agree more!

[@icaneatbacon4342]

Tf are u smoking

[@shannonschool]

Personally, I didn’t think anyone was remotely good except for DINA THE MACHINE HOLY CRAP SHES A NATURAL

[@prettyhamburger6462]

Litterally everyone else sucked

[@themysticalchick1813]

Eli literally destoryed that poor kid

[@wrarmatei]

nah, others were, but you just didn't find them funny or maybe they need to consistently funny for you to count them funny? Dina is best, but Rosebud, Katie and Eli had some good ones. Even Ellen Degeneres or whoever that was had a few good ones.

[@3skin556]

Eli, Katie, Rosebud all made me laugh.

[@brassattacks2411]

absolutely natural. every roll of fat straight from mother nature.

[@inkstainedgirl]

aww, poor mike. If you have to explain the joke, its not funny.

[@NKWTI]

Lol, exactly, he was looking to the crowd for confirmation, so pathetic.

[@r.h.3084]

The worst part is that he was too dumb to know they got the joke, it just wasn't funny lol.

[@Drathrin]

makes it funnier sometimes.

[@MehdiEsfahani]

“You can’t yell a joke into being clever” amazing

[@PamsPrettyPlants]

Oh my god the chest rod joke 😂😂🔥

[@scottward6974]

Man, are you high? It was about as funny as tit cancer!

[@rebekahlennon2602]

So true, fire. Carefully crafted, SAVAGE

[@TheSkyHazCloudz]

The "Thank you, (insulting metaphor)" retorts are so weak.

[@iworshipgaysandsatan6822]

First Last yeah, multiple per set is just like, wow it’s very creative to follow the baseline formula for a roast battle

[@midnightshutdown]

I can't believe they use it like a standard and deliver it the same way every time. Makes everyone sound like a bunch of thin-skinned posers.

[@tiara7588]

true but being compared to aubrey plaza is a compliment, autistic or otherwise

[@tiara7588]

oh wait, I just realized how many were used in this whole roast. the first few times I saw this I only watched for dina 😬

[@3skin556]

I agree. When there's more than one per person per set it's weak.

[@indiablackwell]

I love when Dina laugh's at her own joke before she's finished the joke

[@GS300pusha]

DINA, DINA, DINA!!

[@sine-nomine]

08:16 First battle - Mike Feeney vs. Dina Hashem 15:56 Second battle - Rosebud Baker vs. Katie Hannigan 27:18 Title fight - Eli Sairs vs. Patrick Schroder 52:31 3rd/4th place - Mike Feeney vs. Katie Hannigan 01:01:59 Finals - Rosebud Baker vs. Dina Hasheem

[@froakiemon9663]

Why do people do this shit? You're wasting your time . We're all here to laugh not to read. Defeats the purpose of comedy, dumb fuck

[@YorakHunt420]

Thanks bro you the real mvp

[@erieanapappano8437]

Dinas delivery of the bird chest joke was fucking killer 😂 she couldn’t even stop herself from laughing.

[@melzariodesign]

That joke had me sweating at work from laughing so hard 😂

[@ironmountain7907]

Dina's deadpan delivery is everything, she's leagues ahead of everyone in creativity with her comedy too!

[@mikeyneggs6873]

Dina's delivery is perfect for rebuttals she dope, I kind wish those two didn't battle because I think Mike is better than the 2nd rounders.

[@romangold9076]

If I found out I was going against Dina I’d just forfeit honestly

[@whowawoo]

Feeney wasn't funny at all, he explained his jokes, what comedian does that? He rushed it like he had to get it out, his timing was off. The jokes were mean, told with the sound of anger in his voice

[@im1fadedRob]

"She's a fucking evil bitch." Dina is savage AF. What a fantastic comedian.

[@leecharles6390]

dina beats everyone

[@TheDede508]

@Isak Dahl Honestly she should should've won that one.

[@boubou230910]

If I was Jeff Ross I would hire Dina as my joke writer big time.

[@rebekahlennon2602]

Guy can't deliver tho

[@br00talcabbage64]

He’s one of the least aggressive opponents of Dina. Which actually works to his advantage, because usually they over compensate and appear angry which makes them a lot less funny. Especially when you throw in her dead pan sets.

[@sunzothered1543]

"you can't yell a joke into being clever"

[@snac8426]

people: Women arent funny Amy Schumer: im here to enforce that! Dina Hashem: hold my beer

[@romangold9076]

Amy Schumer isn’t funny tho...

[@Decrystallizing]

@@romangold9076 woosh

[@williamclawson4310]

Hold my burka*

[@CastleArrow1]

@@williamclawson4310 stfu

[@rebekahlennon2602]

I like Amy Schumer a whole lot more than anyone on that panel.

[@Peaceisabeast]

I don't care what anybody says, Dina vs Rosebud was the best battle all night. Those two were killing it and Dina was an absolute savage.

[@seriouswithdaysoff]

I love watching Eli when he's not roasting. He just sorta sits there to himself like an introvert lost in his head. That's probably why he's so great with his jokes.

[@boubou230910]

Serious(WithDaysOff) Eli has serious issues dude. You can see it also by the way hes clapping. His ocd is lethal, I hope we didnt hear the news one day about him...

[@MAZED8000]

Eli sucks, he reply to every joke that's pathetic

[@zebraneighbor6383]

Ehhh Eli's jokes are decent but I dunno, he never seemed that clever to me.

[@wrightcomedy]

This was the best night of roasts yet... Love these videos. If I'm ever in NYC I will definitely come to the show!!

[@marksasahara1115]

Put Dina Hashem on a watch list! She's a savage comedy assassin! That Tig Notaro joke against Feeney was amazing, and the dead sister joke at Rosebud was killer!

[@UnlessRoundIsFunny]

Agreed. I spit my coffee out at the Tig Notaro remark. She is sharp.

[@huckmart2017]

The fact that the vast majority of people are coming to these videos to watch Dina says to me that she should probably be the champ.

[@theoma4576]

They all women. And they were judge by professionals

[@chartreusemm1481]

The extra mile Dina goes to write jokes that actually catch you off guard really pays off, makes the opponent look kinda simple like they are serving up tired, low-hanging fruit.

[@disiferedisifere8110]

Pretty much the only reason why I want to study in NY is because I wanna watch these roast battles live.

[@StormxSparrow]

Dina will ANNIHILATE you

[@wrarmatei]

Rosebud's got impressive character to be like "no worries" to Dina so soon after that last one, at the end. Personal tragedy stuff notwithstanding, jokes that weaponize intel like that are kinda like easymode. Dina's generally hilarious, but yeah, I dunno, crowd seems easy to work with edginess too...

[@abcdefghijklmnop2492]

Best damn show on the internet. I wish I lived close enough to be at every show. I LOVE YOU DUDERS!!

[@imalrockme]

watchin dina vs Rosebud: The jacuzzi joke was just literal...

[@redlightmax]

If Dina's in the video, then she's in the thumbnail - they know who we're here for.👍

[@EsotericOccultist]

Dina is the best! Savage af!

[@robertwalker9679]

Eli is not that funny! I don’t get his appeal. Maybe it’s his delivery! Dina is great!

[@quasarsphere]

After much thought, I have decided that I would rather dive headfirst into a swimming pool full of raw sewage and broken glass, than go up against Dina Hashem in a roast battle. She is fucking BRUTAL!

[@quasarsphere]

Also, I think Dina should move to the UK. She's wasted on American audiences.

[@olliefoxx7165]

@@quasarsphere The UK needs all.the help it can't get. Poor bastards.

[@andreaholcock8992]

@@quasarspherelol yeah you guys could start your 100th panel show then

[@carlixtorosario5873]

LOVE DINA!!!!! She made me laugh so hard I had a hard time catching my breath.

[@caffeineadvocate]

Oh, perfect! Rosebud's walk-up music was 'Bulldykes on Parade". :P

[@OnEwHoRiDesLinEs]

10:22 I always see a lot of comedians try to do three punchlines in a row, which never fails to fail

[@faithfail]

Eli v Patrick wasn't as close as the judges were making it. Eli had zero jokes that didn't hit. Patrick had at least 3 duds.

[@g.g.fs_official]

For some reason, watching Dina reminds me of 8 mile. “Pay attention, you’re saying the same shit that he said”

[@DeadlyObsessions24]

Lol

[@WonderWhatHappened]

Great battle. Mike was good but Dina was Gooder. :)

[@mehashi]

Thanks for the upload, and double thanks for adding timestamps!

[@ironmountain7907]

"Good one butch Jodi foster" that shit had me rolling LOL

[@nilMusic85]

Wow, thanks for posting the whole finale!!

[@Nygaard2]

Right, now I HAVE to visit NYC... Great stuff...

[@saintdevilsfood7784]

Deadly Dina

[@Sin1one]

Such a great show. Great chemistry and awesome crowd appreciating amazing comics. Thanks for sharing this shit, keep up the good work.

[@szalary]

Somebody needs to edit these videos to just the Dina Hashem parts

[@3skin556]

A Dina Hashem cumpilation if you will (and I will)

[@3skin556]

Haha no but I agree

[@JGComments]

I’m getting really good at skipping ahead until I hear Luis say “Let’s Roast!”.

[@altobyy4855]

god fuckin daaaaaamn diiina. omfg. wow. killed mike feeney. you fucking professional hitman. ur amazing.

[@dead4419]

i watch anything with dina in it :D love her

[@greent16]

You can just feel the reluctance in the room to give Dina praise and credit. That jewish judge keeps bringing religion and highlighting his bias. Now i get that entire article about comedy being kept purely male and jewish centered.

[@Nygaard2]

They’re all atheists, anyway... You can’t look at the world with a sense of humor and not be... But race and religion is llike sex, easy material, so I give ‘em a pass... Dina will be fine.

[@stevenobrien557]

which article is this?

[@boubou230910]

Jewism is not a religion.

[@drunkmike9943]

Yet he voted for her every time. stfu

[@serj238]

people just want to push their libtard offended agenda in everything

[@aldendomino3523]

Katie beat Mike, she didn't need three jokes to get one laugh

[@SniffyPoo]

I really missed Louis last week, he is a great MC

[@MacroEverythingAroundMe]

SniffyPoo - Hey Luis!! 🤣

[@aybourbon461]

damn Dina im in love ur so evil lol....

[@BRAND0N...]

Eli looked ike he could barely stand with the added weight of the belt. lol

[@AngelLestat2]

He looks like he does not have any bones in his body and drink a lot of viagra just to walk straight

[@common101sense]

I thought Katie won that first one

[@NeinFeline]

Dina's hotdog Hadouken!

[@faithfail]

Can't wait for Eli v Dina. Happy to have Louis back. And Rich Voss is annoying af

[@marcsample5464]

WOW!!!! That was one of them most brutal ones I have watched in a while! Not saying the other ones are not good, please don't take that wrong, but I have never falling out of my chair like that everyone was so ruthless. Thank you for making my day!!!!!

[@Artahe]

The "OH MY GOD" after Dina's roast of Rosebud's dead sister is my mood after hearing it

[@Ughwhatever3201]

Mike. honey. we get it. I promise you, we get it. Stop explaining now.

[@jn2050]

Dina is incredible and no one is even closer love her and she is brilliant

[@3skin556]

Michael Che is so funny and perfect on this.

[@mrhoffame]

I love these roast battles!!! A room full of people who still know the difference between a joke and being "Triggered" all the dam time. Dina is monster lol!! She kills it all the time!!

[@JoshyJosh610]

I see Big Jay's hair is now another color, like Ramona from Scott Pilgrim.

[@jesperlykkeberg7438]

Most cruel one-line beastkiller in the history of roast: 31.27 "I suck at standing up straight, you straight up suck at stand up!" (Eli Sairs)

[@3skin556]

I loved it haha

[@fromhereon]

The panel is getting so bad, I'm starting to look forward to Vos.

[@101thecallahan]

fromhereon HA like a panel of you would be better lol 5 ugly unfunny Danny Draco fans..get a life.

[@pclm]

I wish I could bottle those little giggles Dina lets out when she likes her own jokes 🤣

[@TheAutumnWind_RN4L]

Damn! There's no coming back from the sister joke (RIP). Just don't even battle that chick. Rosebud got wrecked.

[@storm8331]

Mike feeny needs to up his comedy game. He told 3 jokes in a row. Has to be cheap to get ahead

[@NeinFeline]

Holy shit... It's been 4 years, these Battles feel fresh again. Dina MURDERED Tig

[@KiddUndead]

9:20 to start the match, damn near 10 minutes until the show, bravo

[@angelabriarr5065]

I want to be just like Dina when I grow up.

[@quasarsphere]

So do I. And she's a decade younger than me.

[@cainpoe]

A Muslim?

[@_inSight__]

The way I instantly think of funnier comebacks to the majority of these jokes makes me feel like I'm watching little children hype each other up. Funny shit, for a small crowd on a Monday night.

[@sly_tendencies87]

After the Tig Nutaro shit, Mike Feeney was like, "damn"....

[@canobiggs]

"Well, you've also never been a federal judge Luis..." lol!

[@lucasm4299]

Reoccuring theme: voting for guys whose jokes fall flat and telling them they’re awesome

[@ephre]

Dine needs to come to the UK, she would do really well here.

[@Sophia-cy5pm]

Eli killed Jersey guy. He came up with 2 awesome comebacks, it’s like the judges weren’t even paying attention.

[@facebones]

id like to think it was more for the suspence

[@alecnewman6052]

31:26 he was mmurdered xD the guy in the audience "good luck bro!" holy shiit that was good

[@reggiethecommenter9137]

21:59 “Another Houston under water” -Michael Che sneaks in the joke of the night.

[@populigaudeamus6299]

"I watched Dina's act to prepare for this roast. It reminded of me of an abortion because I was half asleep and it sucked the life out of me!" Rosebud 🤣🤣

[@salbinsal.1275]

not khasham is hashem.

[@caelinnis]

bet mike feeney had a lot to think about the day after this

[@Gahlahad431]

Dinah's little laugh at 1:04:16 :))

[@bryantcox3125]

Holy cow Patrick and Eli were amazing.

[@foshoucitron4595]

tig notaro bwhahahahaha suddenly I saw him as her

[@kod4062]

Kinda inspiring how average these comedians are.

[@Virgothagxd]

The second set was hilarious 😂😂😂

[@michaelwilcox5168]

Katie, Rosebud and Dina. AWESOME!