The RoastMasters @ NYCF 11.10.17 Championship Match: Eli Sairs (C) vs. Dina Hashem

Unified RoastMasters/Roast Battle LA Champion Eli Sairs defends his title against #1 Contender Dina Hashem at the New York Comedy Festival for The RoastMasters hosted by Luis J. Gomez!
With judges:
Big Jay Oakerson
Rich Vos
Yamaneika Saunders
Jeff Ross
Jeremiah Watkins
Ari Shaffir

[@Mrius86]

Dina Hashem binge watch, can't get enough of her.

[@TheHazeKiller]

Yea. She is vicious.

[@Quenry]

So funny

[@maliafortner]

I was gonna like this, but it's at 420

[@notmissing-gonefishing50]

Just here for Dina

[@VictorHernandez-pu6cg]

Same.

[@androidisaloser]

Most of Eli's jokes are at least ten years old, which is more than I can say for his last girlfriend.

[@yikesjack1185]

this joke was funnier than all of his combined

[@tiredasf5]

BOOM ROASTED

[@ceezb5629]

Even this was funnier than Eli’s jokes.

[@cris5244]

@@androidisaloser lol ok, sorry I dont consider a couple muslims on tv denouncing after a attack enough.

[@zookytar]

Cris Lol if you ever talked to any regular Muslims (not the equivalent of Warren Jeffs' cult) you'd know they denounce this shit. So in person, and on tv, you have muslims denouncing it, but it's not enough for you. What level of denouncing would be enough for you?

[@AcidRant1]

"Elli....Eli, you dusty child of neglect" I'm dead

[@drewneedsmoresleep6680]

The worst part of this is the judges, holy F are they terrible.

[@LuxsRainbow]

Yeah i wish they could just edit out the judges comments and just give their vote.

[@alexea2324]

Wouldn’t be comedy if the judges weren’t a joke yfm

[@hunterweeks6091]

Yelling shut up at the host is BS. I'd be pissed.

[@sdry]

Thought I would never say this but Voss was the only funny one of the bunch.

[@musclepunched]

Their self circle jerk is terrible to endure

[@automaticspaz]

I only liked it for Dina, Eli's jokes were as funny as changing a colostomy bag.

[@youwatch2muchtv]

Don’t be biased. Eli was the better comedian.

[@naviisnothere]

youwatch2muchtv he really wasn’t he used the exact same jokes as basically everyone else she battles

[@alexandrahenderson4368]

@@youwatch2muchtv which joke did Eli say that was funny?

[@gwynbleiddroach2589]

youwatch2muchtv white knights, are always going to white knight.

[@whateverbitch3297]

I felt the same ! Lol

[@TheHazeKiller]

Eli had one hit for every 5 jokes. Dude, he's fires like a shotgun, thinking one of them has to hit if the spread is wide enough. Dina is like a fucking sniper hitting a nickel from 2 miles out.

[@storm1eee]

THIS!!! perfectly explains it, dina won.

[@EverydayWithBobby]

Perfect description of them both haha

[@barnoldwhv]

They are both great, but you guys simp for Dina too hard. Way more than one out of five hit. Calm the fuck down.

[@jazzyjay1150]

@@barnoldwhv Praise be.

[@cuylshepherdton7437]

Eli tells at least 3 jokes per turn. It is kind of annoying

[@oliviacraft24]

Eli had two jokes that straight up bombed, like dead silence after, how in the hell did he win?

[@eastvandb]

Totally felt that way about that round.

[@headbobgunpants4858]

Eli wins because he's friends with the judges. They've always got his balls in their mouths no matter how good or lame his jokes are.

[@youwatch2muchtv]

Eli was better overall. Dina wasnt saying anything.

[@eastvandb]

@@youwatch2muchtv Sure. Keep telling yourself that.

[@zookytar]

The Muslim jokes were so cringey

[@susanshepherd7736]

them voting for Eli because he had won before seemed wrong

[@st3ppenwolf]

Dina's jokes are so much more elaborate and thoughtful.. in all honesty she should have won this one... she won the first and third

[@yourleftisttesticle]

steppenwolf that's because every one of them was prewritten. she lost because she didn't have the rebuttal skills. just my opinion, though. who cares about that?

[@nuzuk]

Verbin Weaver ya the lack of rebuttal is what killed her

[@TheSkyHazCloudz]

@@yourleftisttesticle But Eli's rebuttals weren't really creative or funny. He just kinda said something back, so I don't think the use of rebuttals from either of them influence the winner.

[@nicholasrivas8432]

He had a couple zingers but was more droll then her to me and she was doing it deliberately.

[@saintnicole3209]

steppenwolf she could have won if most of the judges weren’t white dudes

[@josiemac7807]

“You dusty child of neglect”

[@Dog-vb5dc]

Why are the judges making it about themselves? Their arguing lasts longer than the matches itself.

[@Ghost-ip4ku]

Lots of ego checking in the room , everyone wants to be the funniest around funny people.

[@AntiChangeling]

eli should have been disqualified for actually thinking that 'mindy failing' was a joke worth saying on stage

[@rupin]

AntiChangeling lmao that was SOOO BAD

[@basicpenguin3844]

what did it mean?

[@Aydee2020]

@@basicpenguin3844 It was a comparison to Mindy Kaling, an indian-american actress. Not gonna lie it gave me a chuckle even though it was dumb hahaha

[@eastvandb]

@@Aydee2020 Dad joke, basically. I know, 'cause I make them regularly.

[@eastvandb]

@Jeff B Right. It was a total reach and just not funny.

[@isaiahd2123]

Eli went for the easy jokes. Dina was actually creative

[@Juan_rivera]

Isaiah D doesn't mean she was funnier

[@keandahart7351]

@@Juan_rivera she was tho

[@Juan_rivera]

@@keandahart7351 agree to disagree

[@3DGFan9000]

@@keandahart7351 Definition of Opinion: www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/opinion

[@matthewskullblood9778]

creative? maybe theres more in the other rounds but round one? creative? ha

[@azleta7515]

I think his jokes were at least better than most people’s jokes against Dina. Still WAY too many Muslim jokes but at least he didn’t go after her body that much. I still think Dina destroyed

[@lenditasallahi7199]

Right? Like his jokes were still good but hers hit different. The audience obviously loves any tiny roast against muslims and even if it isn't a very good joke they'll laugh, which is why he won.

[@lenditasallahi7199]

She was consistent and he had a few terrible jokes in there like the ISIS spy one omg. She should've won

[@HughMansonMD]

Have to give him props for the on the fly comebacks

[@injunsamurai]

I thinks hes good overall, but he had too many misses for me, but honestly she didnt sting as hard as I know she can

[@neiana]

@@HughMansonMD but those weren't even funny. Eli was not funny.

[@maxwell4322]

He had to go for 3 jokes to her 1 joke. Think about that. Enough said.

[@RobertScythe]

Yeah, I couldn't fathom why they let him talk so long and make multiple jokes to her one.

[@louisgalindo3354]

exactly Eli is not that funny

[@youwatch2muchtv]

Louis Galindo he was funnier than her. Her jokes were stale like always. I feel like you all side with her because shes a woman.

[@RobertScythe]

@@youwatch2muchtv "I feel like you all side with her because shes a woman" Really? Let's see how many people defend Amy Schumer here. You are just throwing the gender card around to simplify anything. Though Eli threw some good hits, his jokes were staler than hers overall.

[@cuatroviente6919]

He killed her ego, in the second line of jokes it was over by then

[@peteedberg4217]

I still don't get how the judges called round 1 for Eli, he bombed once or twice while Dina killed throughout.

[@bc508]

Dina has bombed once or twice herself...

[@RasCricketSmallAxe]

@@bc508 Not really. she's way more talented than those other hacks

[@mentallyderangeddoggirl]

Ras Cricket I think he’s making a Muslim joke

[@rotciv1486]

@@mentallyderangeddoggirl and it was marginally better than eli's isis spy joke.

[@richiehunt5097]

I thought his best jokes were better than her best jokes, by a large margin. But she didn't have any bad jokes.

[@dannyrigatonisalami3336]

I didnt think Onision was that great, I thought Dina won

[@tylerstevens4697]

Didn’t even think it was close. The isis spy joke at the end of rd 1 was just dumb and he should have lost

[@midnight-mallard4387]

I agree. It didn't really seem like a joke. It just sounded like an insult

[@ejikeanyanwu3379]

tyler stevens exactly! Worst joke i have ever heard. Dina even made a face like “is that it” He should have lost off the extreme weakness of that joke alone but they gave him the first round. I knew it was a dud at that point. Once again, the mediocre average white man wins!

[@superspider9750]

Only good joke was the Omish. Waste a whole set with Muslim jokes...shitty material

[@brandonlabbe3577]

Yeah his misses were a lot harder than his hits. I was like how could they hear the room's awkward silence and still give it to him?

[@ZERXERZANZIGER]

He was reaching and knew he lost but gave it to him anyway. He was bad. She was the only one that had me laughing. Confused how she lost.

[@ceezb5629]

These judges are whack. This dude literally used the slightly different versions of Muslim jokes over and over. The girl at least came up with different material and formats in each round. Eli had some really good punchlines here and there but overall she should’ve won.

[@justajumpingypsygirl]

He did do a joke on her roast style nervously hugging the mic, which I have been waiting for someone to make a joke on that.

[@gamepocalypsegaming278]

JewelTears Okay he made one joke about the way she stands. Every joke of hers was original and had laughter. Some of his didn’t land at all.

[@justajumpingypsygirl]

@@gamepocalypsegaming278 Not arguing that. She was far more consistent and should have won. Just saying not all his jokes were variants of the Muslim theme and I am surprised that he is the only one I have seen that roasts her on her roasting mannerisms. I mean I like her, but she reminds me of the girl in pitch perfect who speaks so quietly you have to put subtitles on to realize she is saying fucked up stuff like"I did a turn in county" or "I ate my twin in the womb"

[@b1-66-er3]

@@justajumpingypsygirl - Obviously not all of his jokes where Muslim and Daddy, but the vast majority of the jokes where just recycled Muslim/daddy jokes. Dina was far more creative in what she was actually making fun of; that second round was amazing, she just used his own words against him, that's brilliant as fuck.

[@yissssss]

He really didn't. You're just offended by the muslim jokes.

[@adamgentry6239]

I'm really not sure how Eli won that. Dina out-punched him in 1 and 3.

[@garudachar2410]

I can see in the comment sections, most of them are Emotional fools. because she was attacked by her own religion. it's not a comedy show it's about roast each other. imagine if some stranger appeared in front of you and suddenly talk about you and your family without known anything about you & your family do you get offended? or do you think is he/she an abnormal person?. But when you say relatable things about him/her like appreance, colour, religion, community then that's the real roasting. I think the guy did well.

[@paulgilbert2506]

That edited pre-recorded bullshit makes her an instant loser. Weak. Super weak.

[@debbiedonald5670]

@@garudachar2410that’s low hanging fruit honestly. Watch any of her other ones it’s always brought up

[@slash_Mute]

Dina won 3 by a hair, but round 1 was reasonably Eli. He bombed the last joke and that hits him pretty hard, but not hard enough to make up for how hard he killed with the rest of the round. It's reasonable to say that Eli won overall, but Dina may have won key moments that could have given her the dub by technicality. So it's pretty much the 2016 election, but how people wanted it to play out.

[@brassattacks2411]

dude c r u s h e d her but she did ok

[@interstitialist4227]

The judges are not as entertaining as they think they are.

[@raminahmed4476]

I most definitely agree. All they do is yell some vulgar crap about illicit intercourse or genitals.

[@DM-cu5hp]

Preach.

[@deano.7533]

Those judges just love to hear themselves talk. Their jokes are bad, their point of view is worse, and the way they just waste everybody's time is disgusting. The female judge just bugged the crap out of me from word one. Se was just a waste of a lot of space. I believe that the judges cooled off the comics. It's the first time blow hard's took the wind out of anybody's sail's. :-I

[@rayray8687]

Dean O.: This is why they are judges, not comedians...they aren’t funny. And with only several variations of a single descriptor/emphasizer (fu*k) between them, they have a very limited vocabulary which makes them sound a bit desperate to be funny. Anyway, the comedians weren’t bad.

[@ChrisLoganToronto]

@@rayray8687 All of those judges are Headliner Comics, seeing any of them do their stage show would certainly change your mind. Big Jay Oakerson, Ari Shaffir, Yaminika and Rich Vos are all great comics. They are just trying to come-up with jokes on the fly.

[@leobochicchio3199]

The isis spy joke was totally terrible

[@BarginsGalore]

Leo’sGotYou 27 I also thought the Koran joke was just tacked onto another funnier joke

[@eastvandb]

I agree. Just boilerplate and generic.

[@youwatch2muchtv]

Zephyr Nace-Beach the qoran joke was amazing.

[@jordanleigh8826]

Hahaha I agreed. I was like...that's..not..funny..

[@joey4track]

yeah that's probably the worst joke i have heard from Eli but otherwise dude is the best roast comic hands down, he kills every time, was a shock to hear such a dud from him there

[@cookiebozo]

that last judge, the last round "Dina you really killed it, this last round you really deserve to win, but i'm going to give the point to the other person". like wtf?

[@Smileater]

Yeap, very biased

[@Xpzilla]

In my opinion it was Dina the first round, Eli the second, and Dina the third round. Dina shoulda won this.

[@Smileater]

You're right. That's why she's still doing comedy.

[@petermoore7796]

both were so elite but I think overall Eli's best joke were way better than Dina's best. love them both tho

[@garudachar2410]

I can see in the comment sections, most of them are Emotional fools. because she was attacked by her own religion. it's not a comedy show it's about roast each other. imagine if some stranger appeared in front of you and suddenly talk about you and your family without known anything about you & your family do you get offended? or do you think is he/she an abnormal person?. But when you say relatable things about him/her like appreance, colour, religion, community then that's the real roasting. I think the guy did well.

[@wintermute8315]

Yeah, that's not even an opinion, it's just undeniable, objective fact. Dina got robbed.

[@nicholasconners1901]

I had Eli winning the first 2 rounds, and Dina winning the 3rd. Great roast battle.

[@WonderWhatHappened]

The problem with Dina is that her style of comedy doesn't really let her give comebacks. If she could find a way to do that and keep her style going noone could stop her. Her content is hands down is the best.

[@suk4honesty]

WonderWhatHappened yup!!

[@andymcleod8276]

Definitely.

[@nawedex8150]

Dude that was pretty fucking close. Though she could’ve done better the 2nd round.

[@whogotsthecrack]

Agree. I love her delivery method though. She has this quiet, deadpan, shy girl routine but then sticks a knife in. Even to herself sometimes. She gets on stage with no shame and talks about how hairy she is. I bet it's even crazier than she alludes to. Going down on Dina is probably like trying to French kiss a tired Trout choking on a pom pom.

[@matthewskullblood9778]

@@whogotsthecrack her whole routine got obliterated by eli which took away her whole thing and thats the only thing she had

[@gigawebsurfer]

His jokes just didn't land for me. She, however, was hilarious!

[@mariacamasmie6441]

Why do they have to preface all their votes to Dina with “I’m gonna make this interesting”... way to invalidate their vote for her wtf

[@fuhq6731]

Maria Camasmie cringe

[@retroray58warby98]

It's lucky for Eli that Dina is a Muslim otherwise he would have had no where to go.

[@jonathancalderon2421]

What a weak argument. Watch the whole thing. She brought up him being a Mennonite? And being afraid of getting "excorsized". Talk about a double standard.

[@svh01]

@@jonathancalderon2421 It wasn't his point. He was stating that practically ALL of his jokes were about that.

[@jonathancalderon2421]

@@svh01 my point is who cares if that is even true. It's comedy. No body is crying about what she said about him and his heritage/religious practices. Why is it even brought up? Because people want to feel important. Important enough to argue about nonsense to conjure up trolls on the internet that pretend to get butthurt over anything that might get approval. So I'm done with trying to make sense of a non issue.

[@svh01]

@@jonathancalderon2421 You're still bring his religion etc into it. Again his point was he was a one trick pony. You're the one turning into some SJW argument. He didn't care that he talked about her being a Muslim, he just wished covered more subjects as well. See the difference?

[@Ozymandias83]

She is also a woman, loads of ammo.

[@hootieTV]

*Dina should have won every time she said a joke Eli just said 2 more jokes in a louder voice and a lot of them didn’t hit*

[@Blessed_V0id]

Its like a long range shoutout. He used a shotgun, her a sniper, he hit, but missed an aweful lot, and is bound to hit if you spew enough

[@garudachar2410]

I can see in the comment sections, most of them are Emotional fools. because she was attacked by her own religion. it's not a comedy show it's about roast each other. imagine if some stranger appeared in front of you and suddenly talk about you and your family without known anything about you & your family do you get offended? or do you think is he/she an abnormal person?. But when you say relatable things about him/her like appreance, colour, religion, community then that's the real roasting. I think the guy did well.

[@urmom-jn7ls]

every single one of Dina’s opponents starts one of their jokes with “ So Dina’s a muslim” or “ So Dina’s dad left her”

[@jesperlykkeberg7438]

Yeah. That´s lame, since Dina only poses as a muslim to get people to sympathize with her.... ...homophobia!

[@the_beef4762]

Dina was good but Eli clearly won

[@Dario.991]

Judges are biased, Dina clearly won the 1st and 3rd round

[@gwynbleiddroach2589]

Dario Čujić she clearly didn’t, stop white knighting, she isn’t going to sleep with you.

[@danielorlovaquinn]

@@gwynbleiddroach2589 lol imagine thinking defending her from a bullshit loss is white knighting , your the kinda guy who gets mad when women won't give you their Snapchat after you called her a dog on fortnite

[@MCTominator]

Agreed. I know neither, and she clearly won those and overall. It's sad that race has to be used to get laughs. Why not just not use race.

[@DerpEnterprises]

Not very clear to me

[@13tuyuti]

The first definitely. The other two were ties in my opinion.

[@VAOdin]

When a comedian starts attacking the audience for appreciating a good joke, then you know who won.

[@youwatch2muchtv]

Not really. Its annoying when your opponent is corny as fuck and everyone cheers for that person.

[@mirrepoix]

@@youwatch2muchtv and it's pathetic to be so bad at comedy that people find corny jokes more funny than yours, ain't it

[@severussnape8040]

@@youwatch2muchtv it's pathetic to go through every Dinah Hasham videos like an internet bot programmed to post petty insults.

[@lazyfoxplays8503]

Nova M. The only thing I heard you were going through was depression after the neighbors son left you. To be fair, any 5 year old probably just wants something sweet and fun and prolly something that lasts longer than a few minutes. Roasted.

[@Kyran1996]

@@lazyfoxplays8503 - Punctuating a 'roast' by saying, "Roasted," is terribly cringeworthy. I consider it a self-roast.

[@cyromartinsbicudo]

Tottaly unfair. Votes between friends. She got much more laughs from the audience, everybody can tell.

[@Blessed_V0id]

A fucking men. Bias at work...Isis spy. Pfffft. What shit. He was good but it was hit or miss

[@garudachar2410]

I can see in the comment sections, most of them are Emotional fools. because she was attacked by her own religion. it's not a comedy show it's about roast each other. imagine if some stranger appeared in front of you and suddenly talk about you and your family without known anything about you & your family do you get offended? or do you think is he/she an abnormal person?. But when you say relatable things about him/her like appreance, colour, religion, community then that's the real roasting. I think the guy did well.

[@thembzz]

you just copying and pasting. regardless, she did make the audience laugh more.

[@garudachar2410]

@@thembzz Yes she did make the brainless audience laugh

[@jesperlykkeberg7438]

Dina tried very hard to be disqualified when she used her phone as remedy in her second round prop comedy stunt. She broke the rules for the entire round... and she bombed miserably.

[@TheRayvolution]

You dusty child of neglect - Dina Hashem #TheChampIsHere

[@gwynbleiddroach2589]

The Rayvolution she has a huge following of white knight fans for sure.

[@e.hhampsen4508]

I HOWLED

[@Hahahahaaahaahaa]

Watching the men in this competition is like when the teacher grading papers realizes everyone bought their homework from the same website.

[@jennamc7316]

I made it through round one before realizing that sitting through Eli’s jokes to get to Dina’s just wasn’t worth it. Then it was reinforced when I had to hear the judges’ jokes, the worst of them by far. Dina, pick on people your own size because you were the only person of intellect in the entire room. Best thing Eli did was open with Lynyrd Skynyrd and even that was too on the nose from an Alabama boy.

[@Gleep3rs]

The judges need to not be so hammered for the actual judging part. Eli clearly reused the same jokes; bombing, dad beatings, Muslim extremism. He literally had 3 jokes and an impression of her....

[@Gleep3rs]

And I love Eli, every roast I see his name in insta click it

[@ambieofilms]

He had 4 counter riffs to her roasts.

[@moggyjohnny3381]

tbh the impression was his most creative one too

[@Potandthekettle]

@@WhiteSage2 = **TRIGGERED**

[@alexandraadams3569]

Eli had so many moments where the crowd was silent. Dina didn't, everyone roared. Her jokes had more originality and felt more thought out, they were obviously made to hit him directly. His jokes attacked her religion mainly, didn't feel like he was roasting her and felt out of place. When her jokes ended, I was laughing and when he ended I was just kinda meh. He's a comedian, but not too good at roasts. She's very good at knocking down that ego, major props to her. I think it's clear Dina should have been the winner but to each their own. Edit: I didn't realize there's more than one round. This opinion is based just off the first.

[@SoulfulTruth]

Has Dina admitted to being a Muslim? She was born Arab and raised as a Muslim but since she's clearly intelligent ... uhm ...

[@joshuasivils2199]

@@SoulfulTruth I was thinking the same thing, any organized religion would be shocking to me since she seems so intelligent, It seems like she can think for herself

[@SoulfulTruth]

@@joshuasivils2199 The issue is: those that need a leader ... to follow... are those that struggle to think for themselves... Dina seems quite capable of thinking for herself ... She grew up without a father ... ( sounds like she dis-owned him ) while her mom was a Muslim... that's a sink or swim situation, right there ... sink or swim in this case means think or go dim ... she chose to think ... Thank you for understanding (Muslim - in this context - could be replaced with Mormon, Catholic, Jehovah's Witness, Pentecost, Jewish, etc.)

[@denizkaragullu6239]

@@SoulfulTruth your comments are unreadable

[@SoulfulTruth]

@@denizkaragullu6239 Try getting some education.

[@TheSealMayor]

Eli: "HAHA MUSLIM" Judges: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHQAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[@keesalemon]

Holy shit that joke about Eli's name... "he was funnier sitting down than you will ever be at Stand Up" slay Dina slay!!

[@greggoat6570]

It’s bizarre watching men be a thousand times more offended and incensed by something purely because it’s coming from a woman’s mouth in public.

[@jakethesnake2758]

Some context might help make this comment not so meaningless

[@Galamoth66]

Simp

[@brodyhulenify]

Greg Goat sadly once again no one knows wtf your trying to say mate just edit it and it’ll never make sense and you’ll get a laugh ya dafty

[@DereBear]

jake the snake the context is the video... I mean what part are you confused about? Lol

[@azleta7515]

It’s not because she’s a woman, it’s because she’s good at what she does.

[@Terrilonify]

It’s like she can just get under anybody’s skin. Seriously, every roast battle I’ve seen with her, she just flips a switch and her opponents jokes just get stupid and defensive...badass comic

[@theoma4576]

Shes highly overrated

[@zzzcocopepe]

I think it's because they are under estimating her or something like that.

[@nosdi1813]

Dina won. Should have been majority vote. The judges are terrible.

[@youwatch2muchtv]

Nah she sucked

[@gwynbleiddroach2589]

They had good taste.

[@Dino13]

Honestly the same Muslim jokes are really tiring. I can't believe he won.

[@HeadHunterSix]

Agreed - weak and unoriginal and a crutch even for roast battles.

[@HeadHunterSix]

I'll hand him a point for "you were sad when you heard about it months before it happened"

[@louierubio]

Yea it was cringey at a certain point.

[@whooodat3723]

The drone joke was good

[@texbengal]

Yeah just watched all of her matches. The best Muslim joke was that one guy's about her boyfriend's parents being mad at him for eating pork. But most of them just seem to lean on it way too much cause it's edgy and boxes in their opponent.

[@Destiny-hi3xh]

Her face when he says Isis spy is exactly my reaction lmao

[@Dinnerthedaythebanksareopen]

The joke didn’t make any sense. But her face killed me

[@Salsa_Souls]

Eli the 1980's want their jokes back!

[@rosspiper4762]

And hairstyle.......

[@musclepunched]

Muslim jokes are old but the way he wrote them was great

[@MA-jq8zr]

El Bee I think he googled them bc they are the same recycled racists jokes😒

[@rollingwithyou]

these "comedians" (and the crowd) need to get over these low hanging fruits that are about muslims ...gaza stripper? cummon ...isis spy? what a looser. more than half of the people's jokes about Dina are cookie cutter disses for anyone brown. I feel like I've heard them all before, even the ones that I haven't aren't saying anything new.

[@ClickingHeads]

If you're so cleaver give it a shot

[@mehashi]

@Aunty Agony Why did you capitalise the word "both"? Is it an acronym? If not you might join them in that class.

[@prunt23]

Basically all the jokes in this were cookie cutter, neither comic came up with anything novel. If you haven't heard all the shit those two were spouting before you really need to get out more.

[@s.m.toufiqulhasantuhin9541]

You belong to the facebook puss puss. Roast battle aint for you. Fuck off

[@manuelmateo3392]

"Dessert" Storm was the corniest thing I've ever heard

[@The757packerfan]

When Eli went away from the muslim jokes, he attacked her for being overweight (Dessert Storm) and having a dad-bod. I don't get it, either i'm blind or he is because she is not overweight nor does she have a dad-bod in the slightest.

[@jesperlykkeberg7438]

I heard it as: "She still has a father figure, though: A dad-butt". I think it was pretty cute and decent. "Dessert storm" was not meant to be a joke, just a nick-name pun on "Operation Desert Storm". It´s irrelevant whether she is overweight, as long as she´s not super thin. Girls love sweets. You didn´t catch that Dina made jokes about Eli´s religion and alleged that he would surely praise schoolshooters? Dina also "bodyshamed" Eli when she made a joke about Eli´s weak body appearance, and complete lack of muscles. And what about Dina´s jokes about Eli´s genitales. How are they not "sexist"? Oh no. Nothing to see here.

[@aro327]

She attacked his appearance as well.

[@jsirwah8616]

Dina should win just by disqualification. It's not "tit for tat" if he keeps telling two jokes to every one of hers. She's a way better comic.

[@yourleftisttesticle]

J Sirwah not his fault she doesn't know how to joke on the fly. a rebuttal is fair game. he takes it just because she has no rebuttals. ever.

[@Elpis95]

Yeah he wouldn't let her speak, there was a point in round 2 when he did like 5 or 6 jokes continuously and just wouldn't stop talking

[@tacotilko6862]

Na she is a bad comic

[@BarbarossaSC2]

You don't understand "battles", it works the same way in rap battles, if you can come up with rebuttals, you can begin your round by responding with their own joke. It's highly praised in verbal battle scenes, BECAUSE it's optional and exceptionally difficult to do.

[@Viewer13128]

how disqualification? it's like you need to write lyrics for 5 hours while the guy can freestyle anywhere anytime. you really think she didn't know what he was doing? she knew but there was nothing she could do. she prepares all her jokes beforehand. if they had a 4th round, she'd be out of jokes (I think that MC actually said that).

[@Beepbop.17]

Dude if I was her I'd open with " wow it's very kind of you to let me come first, I'm sure your girlfriend doesn't know what that feels like"

[@Nexven]

Fuck

[@lazyfoxplays8503]

Pshh. Left hands can’t come.

[@lawtarello]

Hack

[@rax2162]

Mmmh very básic,6/10

[@penelopeplimsoul3617]

Beautiful.

[@szalary]

This really comes across like Eli has been drinking buddies with the judges and they'd kinda already decided on him winning

[@halfdollar710]

"My hands bleed doing an impression of your gynaecologist" what?...... WHAT?! what does that even mean? haha awful joke

[@mango8999]

this comment made me laugh more than that joke

[@austii9884]

He’s basically saying she got an icky cooter

[@Smileater]

Yeah, it was a stupid joke.

[@lolawants2008]

Yeah it wasn’t funny, just misogynistic. People don’t get it, at least for me- you can make fun of anything, if u do it right. But a lot of these guys just tell mean spirited schoolground jokes. They don’t land bc they’re not smart or funny.

[@Ughwhatever3201]

Just sounds like he's making a lame period joke, but he's not 😆 so it's an even worse joke lol

[@lilithjade4363]

LMAO her face whenever he would make a corny joke. she’s the champion for sure

[@Smileater]

Absolutely, Dina made him laugh bc of how clever and original her jokes were. It didn't happen the other way around.

[@TheLucidSpecter]

SLAY, QUEEN!

[@garudachar2410]

I can see in the comment sections, most of them are Emotional fools. because she was attacked by her own religion. it's not a comedy show it's about roast each other. imagine if some stranger appeared in front of you and suddenly talk about you and your family without known anything about you & your family do you get offended? or do you think is he/she an abnormal person?. But when you say relatable things about him/her like appreance, colour, religion, community then that's the real roasting. I think the guy did well.

[@AmericanMysticDegenerate]

Just binged a lot of Dina videos. She destroys everyone. I'm glad to see she had some actual competition tonight

[@georgemacgill8980]

I've heard people say it takes balls to be good comedian. Here are two examples why that is not true

[@gshak33]

George MacGill Well one example. Dina’s the only good comedian I see on stage.

[@RobertScythe]

@@gshak33 I'm pretty sure this is a whoosh moment. Seems like he is knocking on Eli and espousing Dina though he thinks they are both funny, but I could be reading too much into it, I'm kind of tired and explaining a whoosh is rather counter-intuitive.

[@mikebarnes7441]

@@gshak33 hes saying neither of them have balls. So yes, he meant 2 examples not 1

[@audrepoison566]

Ohhhh!!! That was a great one!

[@tychowozniaki9269]

Who would have thought that I would find the best roast in a video with Dina in the comments.

[@ragragrec1]

Timings

[@Symuality]

Raghav Ravichandar not all heroes wear capes. Thank you.

[@BillF1967]

Dear Lord, thank you for this. Nothing worse than all of these idiots yelling for no particular reason.

[@WretchedWes]

You the G.O.A.T.

[@jimcahala148]

Dina was funnier than everyone in that room, especially the judges

[@TheSkyHazCloudz]

You know, Eli took me on a rollercoaster with that truck joke. At first he brings up her religion, and I rolled my eyes expecting an uncreative terrorist joke. Then he called her a drone and I was like "okay, that was actually pretty funny." Then he kept going, and no: it really was an uncreative terrorist joke.

[@gwynbleiddroach2589]

TheSkyHazCloudz yeah, kinda like her priest joke.

[@lazyfoxplays8503]

Gwynbleidd Roach Oh stop, you’re just angry you couldn’t get the presets attention for being overdeveloped at a young age. Simmer down now.

[@corruptgunslinger]

@@gwynbleiddroach2589 Which was one joke whereas her being Muslim was like 60% of his, pussy

[@st3ppenwolf]

the exorcised joke was amazing.. holy shit.

[@chloehayes1818]

It’s been over 3 years and I’m still mad that Dina didn’t win

[@BeeHatGuy]

4 now & same

[@NandiCollector]

Same here.

[@theoma4576]

She deserved to lose

[@DavidWright1138]

I think it was a hard one to judge because they had a favorite, and they couldn't wrap their heads around the fact that she was so much better than him.

[@wildfire7766]

Subjectiveness. Eli did what he had to-get the judges to like him more. Hence he won and was better than her.

[@caf7798]

David, I dont agree. I actually think the judges wanted to see the champ go down by the hands of a woman. The think with Dina, some of her jokes are smart and people dont get them sometimes. Not her fault the croud or judges are stupid. I think what also killed her in the third round, was that she knew she got there because of pity. She knew she had lost since 2nd round and that can affect you

[@giovannimartin3239]

Or she just isn't that funny

[@alexandrahenderson4368]

@@giovannimartin3239 well then Eli just isn't a comedian. Only children would find him funny or really immature adults.

[@gwynbleiddroach2589]

Alexandra Henderson I find your white knighting hilarious, so there was a that.

[@byronnotbryon8605]

Man the judges are all in love with Eli.. Jokes fall flat and they still give him rounds.

[@Promatim]

Seriously. The audience didn't laugh at half his jokes, whereas she killed the crowd.

[@Skwerll]

17:22 "I hate Ari with every ounce of my being" "That is like 4000 ounces" Quick maths right there.

[@jude2983]

Watching Eli win makes me finally realise how trump became president

[@snac8426]

lmao yeah

[@cmitchz79]

Yes, by being the better one

[@SryImHigh]

Facts💯 Dina was definitely way funnier. And Eli just seemed like a racist asshole 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@logansnow8945]

@@SryImHigh you are quite possibly the dumbest person I've seen out of this entire comment section. Right up there with the original poster

[@thegrayghost1786]

@@logansnow8945 Lmao, most of Eli's jokes were "You're Muslim and your father left you." If you actually think that's funny you might need to see a doctor.

[@AfoteyAnnum]

Dina CLEARLY won this one. Not sure what the judges watched

[@gwynbleiddroach2589]

Afotey Annum they didn’t concentrate on her sex, and religion, they just went off jokes like they should have.

[@memachusanimationhub]

@@gwynbleiddroach2589 Eli: Ha muslim Judges: CREATIVE

[@TheLucidSpecter]

It's okay to lose. Nothing wrong with that.

[@John-X]

they both sucked, idk what people like about these two. What i can't get enough of is that crazy roast between those step brothers with the dead family.

[@garudachar2410]

I can see in the comment sections, most of them are Emotional fools. because she was attacked by her own religion. it's not a comedy show it's about roast each other. imagine if some stranger appeared in front of you and suddenly talk about you and your family without known anything about you & your family do you get offended? or do you think is he/she an abnormal person?. But when you say relatable things about him/her like appreance, colour, religion, community then that's the real roasting. I think the guy did well.

[@DdotRay86]

I just discovered Dina Hashem 45 mins ago and been binge watching since.

[@ankyanku425]

I've been continuously watching Dina's videos and I see a pattern. She comes up with such creative jokes and her opponent says the same stuffs.

[@sscain]

I really think Dina is the more interesting one, she is way more diverse in her jokes

[@soliipsiism]

the difference between these two is the difference between Gen X and Gen Z humour

[@jesperlykkeberg7438]

They are the same.

[@R4ngeR4pidz]

first round, definitely dina. he had the amish joke that was actually good, everything else was pure shit

[@tomoliver3583]

but its rehearsed. nothing fresh,

[@SomberRune]

@@tomoliver3583 He had all that time,and he still sucked

[@swingstylez]

And his Drone joke was great. But agreed, Dina was better. The dad bod joke could have been funny but Dina has an hourglass so it sounded like a recycled joke.

[@Alkalite]

@@swingstylez Hourglass? Are you fkin fr rn?

[@swingstylez]

@@Alkalite that's what you latch on to? We can debate our ideas of an hour glass all night long. Are saying she has a dad bod with those hips?

[@kalimiller7595]

Eli's jokes weren't anything compared to Dina's. How on earth did he win???

[@wildfire7766]

To each their own. And infact these here were the judges who know the name of the game. I would've voted eli any day.

[@gwynbleiddroach2589]

Because her jokes weren’t as good.

[@wolverinelogan9430]

FEMINAZI much?

[@kateeigs6457]

He had confidence and stage presence, it’s extremely important to roast battles, or battles in general.

[@kateeigs6457]

Kawi i know i liked her more, i was explaining how the louder people usually win though

[@edboy5578]

I hope she comes back and takes the title from him bc she blew him out of the water the judges didn’t want to see their friend lose the title, especially not to a woman, so they kept voting for him “BeCAuSE WoMEn AReN’T FuNNy”

[@Smileater]

I totally agree with this. You can see it on many of the comments by the "judges" who are clearly biased. Many laughs were forced ones by friends in the crowd. The jokes were not that funny and as some have commented lines above, this is a ROAST which is based on roasting a specific person, not a religion. Like he had to make us believe she was a spy or terrorist, really? Extremely poor approach.

[@Belenus3080]

Nobody has a problem with female comics. If a woman is funny, they will be promoted and succeed in the game. Eli was funnier

[@lonewolf36s]

4,000 ounces, damn bro that was mathematically within accurate range.

[@kevinsnyder1390]

I did the math in my head, I was like that's 250 lbs. Pretty spot on. Lmao

[@asheavyasheaven]

He must sell drugs😒

[@tubermensch3503]

I’m pretty sure that’s more of a “broken clock” example than proof of Luis’ intelligence. Lol.

[@chickhabit01]

Oh god i can just feel the toxicity of this room radiating through the screen

[@neodonkey]

Triggered!

[@SoulfulTruth]

It's like watching a group of hybrid demons gorging on one another as their evening snack.

[@deej9367]

Put your big girl pants on and stop being offended for other people. It's a roast dumb dumb

[@chickhabit01]

Lazydrifter i’m not even offended i’m commenting on the energy of the room. weirdo

[@alexzx4906]

@@chickhabit01 "the energy of the room"

[@sergeantseven4240]

I think Dina had that one. 1st round for sure. he bombed several times.

[@ChloeVilar]

Why do all the guys that go against Dina go for the low hanging fruit? I didn't think Eli was that funny.

[@youwatch2muchtv]

He was funny. She was not. Just because she’s a muslim woman does not mean shes funny.

[@alexandrahenderson4368]

@Internet fam Julia Muslim isn't a race but yes you are right. She is funny because she's funny. Eli wasn't funny because he's not

[@dog9373]

youwatch2muchtv that’s completely subjective lmao

[@lazyfoxplays8503]

You go for what you don’t have. Low hanging fruit. Hey-oh. Jokes.

[@Smileater]

@@youwatch2muchtv what a stupid observation. All Eli's jokes were childish. Most of them were just insults. No wonder why she'll be a comedian and he'll start using after he realizes all the judges made him think he's funny.

[@nasferatu8461]

After watching 27 minutes of this video I now understand the comments.

[@djay6651]

Dina started roasting Eli during his entrance, by checking her phone, and he didn't even know.

[@eagleye1718]

There was only one funny person in thsi whole thing......the chick....the guy was going to easy and tired material and not clever at all. And the host and judges are very unfunny.

[@Blue_Stork]

I didn’t find half of Eli’s jokes funny. Doesn’t even compare to Dina.

[@_xxdillydillyxx1_6]

Her shit was clever his shit was just basic

[@garudachar2410]

it's about Roast not joke

[@skiss_skiss_houwhi_houwih40]

Dina might not have won the belt but she most definitely won the battle and our hearts 😔🙏

[@MrCarl760]

Eli seems like he has to rely on shock value and as many offensive words as possible to force laughs out of people. Dina won this hands down! (Also, take a shot everytime these guys start talking about penises)

[@bellaluna9228]

It’s maybe two shots in full.

[@dogstar5039]

Lame, she killed it way harder then he did. she should of won the first and last round, judges were more concerned about getting their own jokes in instead of getting it right

[@garudachar2410]

I can see in the comment sections, most of them are Emotional fools. because she was attacked by her own religion. it's not a comedy show it's about roast each other. imagine if some stranger appeared in front of you and suddenly talk about you and your family without known anything about you & your family do you get offended? or do you think is he/she an abnormal person?. But when you say relatable things about him/her like appreance, colour, religion, community then that's the real roasting. I think the guy did well.

[@Alan_Page]

I thought Dina won but that joke: "Why can't she just be the 148th funniest comedian?" was the only one I want to actually retell to someone.

[@nedisahonkey]

"Mindy failing","Gaza Stripper", "ISIS spy" Seriously? And this guy is the roast champ? Thats some 12 year old shit. This guy makes Dane Cook look like Dave Attell

[@ellea3344]

Nailed it. LOL Absolute trash. Makes me know I could be a comedian at 'The Stand' with that bullshit.

[@OneManParade]

To quote Eli. Yaminika, "You can't yell a joke into being funny "

[@jesperlykkeberg7438]

...into being clever"

[@JustenHarper]

The judges are just wrong, and I wouldn't trust them about anything funny. Eli had like 2 funny jokes, and his "breakdown" of her stage presence just straight up not funny. Dina is just consistently funny & clever. Surely there are better Muslim jokes and short jokes and woman jokes. Eli just aimed for offensive and somehow that counted as funny to the judges - it's different. Whatever who gives a shit all the comments are pro-Dina, and she's funnier

[@floydwhatchacallit6823]

This is like watching a guy from a tuff man competition, get in a ring a real boxer, but the judges have never seen a boxing match. She got robbed.

[@HugoStiglitz88]

Oh yea because it's not like they're not all well established comedians or anything (besides the black girl lol)

[@gwynbleiddroach2589]

Quit white knighting, she isn’t going to sleep with you.

[@Smileater]

She clearly won. Alm Eli's jikes were one I can find on a muslim joke website. So lame on his part.

[@garudachar2410]

I can see in the comment sections, most of them are Emotional fools. because she was attacked by her own religion. it's not a comedy show it's about roast each other. imagine if some stranger appeared in front of you and suddenly talk about you and your family without known anything about you & your family do you get offended? or do you think is he/she an abnormal person?. But when you say relatable things about him/her like appreance, colour, religion, community then that's the real roasting. I think the guy did well.

[@Q.Q.]

Eli has somehow been able to construct an impervious persona in these roasts, where to decide against him has somehow become akin to sacrilege of anykind. Objectively, on the jokes alone, I would've given all three rounds here to Dina.

[@musclepunched]

Her second round was boring

[@ryanjoslin]

Not even close, first round he won simply by calling out her style making it seem like you're more intelligent and her scripted trash. Then the second round was utter garbage, that multimedia bit was literally cringe as fuck. She should have lost in 2 rounds.

[@XaeeD]

@@ryanjoslin Yeah no, doing an impersonation is not the same as breaking someone's entire act down. The point of that joke was to belittle the quality of her content, but ironically, he completely failed, because all he did there was; tell a super lame Quran joke. Just impersonating her stance and voice is easy, but there should've been an actual punchline. I think he failed in that regard. On the contrary; yeah Dina stands like that and sure, she talks like that; but her jokes are actually creative and clever. They don't appear to be, they are. That joke about his name in the Bible: that's clever. The joke about his pedo father: that's a great joke. The demon possession/exercise joke: creative. Dina easily won round one, Eli took round two, and Dina beat him in round three. So yeah, she definitely should've won the battle imo.

[@MA-jq8zr]

XaeeD I agree with you 100% and couldn’t have said it better

[@peonmyhall]

Nobody laughs harder at Rich Vos jokes than Rich Vos.

[@l0llllllp]

what is wrong with this judges Dina killed him

[@jasonophee6153]

agreed these are idiots

[@happyhippieman3105]

Bitch needed notes

[@parkerlewis5141]

They're not down syndromed PC babies like people in the comments

[@Aminangela]

Parker Lewis I’m cringing from all these dumbasses yelling about nonexistent sjws. I didn’t like Eli because he had good delivery but a lot of his jokes made zero sense in relation to Dina. I feel like he just has a spreadsheet with different characteristics like “MUSLIM” and “FEMALE” and he just has tons of old jokes sitting there to use. So unoriginal

[@FlambeTeacher]

She couldn’t lock down the win, her delivery is too passive

[@TheDanbarian]

Dina Won this battle, cause unlike the incompetent judges we are all on here saying she killed it and that’s all that matters, she won, we all know she did, I for one am gonna be looking out for her now.

[@jesperlykkeberg7438]

Dina is mature enough to look out for herself. Don´t belittle women.

[@pastalavistar6262]

She didn’t thought but go off

[@remingtonhawaii]

Bright intelligent jokes vs old Muslim woman jokes... You know who you laughed at...

[@ccantu187]

Eli sucked he had to say two jokes to her one almost every time

[@garudachar2410]

I can see in the comment sections, most of them are Emotional fools. because she was attacked by her own religion. it's not a comedy show it's about roast each other. imagine if some stranger appeared in front of you and suddenly talk about you and your family without known anything about you & your family do you get offended? or do you think is he/she an abnormal person?. But when you say relatable things about him/her like appreance, colour, religion, community then that's the real roasting. I think the guy did well.

[@jesperlykkeberg7438]

Round two: Eli told four jokes, Dina told none.

[@j.a.6310]

Its called tit for tat, in the spirit of it being stand up and not a pre-recorded bit they let you "say two jokes" if one is a spontaneous retort. Dina didn't make any spontaneous retorts cause all her shit was preplanned to the letter or at least her monotone ted talk fake smart delivery didn't leave room.

[@SethMakesGames]

I've watched over a half-dozen of Dina vs. whoever - EVERY SINGLE PERSON just makes like 5 Muslim jokes and walks off like they hit a grand slam. Dina should win this on joke diversity alone, not one of her opponents ever hits the variety of low hanging fruit about her, just Muslim stuff. Eli's ISIS spy mom joke is open mic jabroni shit BOOO! MORE DINA! DINA SHOULD BE ROAST CHAMP! BOOOOOOO!

[@jameshill2450]

100% agree - even the Muslim jokes were mostly boring rehashed bullshit. Half of Eli's "jokes" fell completely flat except for one asshole that was being entirely louder than necessary. 9/11 jokes aren't even good for shock value anymore, you have to actually be funny to pull that off.

[@WarrenParks]

I 90% agree. But some of the jokes that did hit for him were the ones where he didn't go Muslim like the one where he broke down her performing style and the dad bod joke

[@timbo2421]

US culture encapsulated

[@hunterthompson5629]

The Rum Ham - Clash Royale & Brawl Stars she does that same joke pace tho.

[@bobburns1391]

Lmao u all take this way too seriously XD

[@EnCrypticon23x]

The crowd were constantly laughing at Dinas jokes while Eli had silence a few times.. Shame, They should've had some actual comedians judging the competition.

[@Smileater]

Only his friends i. The crowd were laughing, it’s very easy to recognize fake laugh from true one

[@arnbrandy]

I have to say, Dina was amazing. He is funny and she has diversity! That recording was not extremely funny but very original, and the biblical Eli joke was perfect. They say Eli won, though... I don't know, I'm skipping all judges. BTW, here are the moments where the battle does happen: 3:15 13:35 24:17

[@hohmwerch2172]

rosscore I think he means that her jokes were diverse, it wouldn’t make sense for somebody to “have” diversity.

[@gwynbleiddroach2589]

R. She’s vastly overrated.

[@TrashPastor]

You are GOAT for posting the times. Judges were awful

[@JeffWarren47]

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[@inchaoswetrust]

Eli is as funny as prostate cancer

[@Hoganply]

No he isn't.

[@privysorrow5120]

Exactly.

[@sergiocovarrubias1171]

Yes. The dude kills!

[@pilsburydogg]

That’s only funny because it’s relevant to you, to me you sound like a hard piece of shit compared to a slow piss. Your worried, I’m just waiting for you to pass....

[@jomar1013]

inchaoswetrust cant tell if that's a compliment or an insult

[@mereigold]

When you have to rely on islamophobia and saying slurs to get a laugh, you know you’re really unfunny

[@jesperlykkeberg7438]

Yeah, Dina made a RACIST joke about Eli´s religion alleging that he would surely praise school shooters, even though derogatory jokes about religious minorities are so wrong! Dina was clearly BODYSHAMING Eli with the joke about Eli´s weak body appearance and his complete lack of muscles. That´s a no-go!! Dina´s MAN-HATING joke about Eli´s genitales is so SEXIST!

[@GloryHound34]

4000 ounces is 250 lbs, Luis J Gomez with the off hand snipe being perfectly accurate at that. They make fun of the guys intelligence sometimes, but his material is usually smart as hell. Great guy I love him so much for all he does for this show that I enjoy so much.

[@nedisahonkey]

Ryan Johnston I think it was a lucky guess and she definitely weighs more than 250. Dont get me wrong that was an amazing off the cuff joke and Luis is a funny guy but i wouldn't consider any of his materiel particularly intelligent or cerebral.