The Sad Sad Alpha Man | A Folk Song About Consent

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Vinny Marchi

Vinny Marchi

Күн бұрын

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@mommyofkittens4809
@mommyofkittens4809 3 ай бұрын
Remember, alpha is what you have before the bugs are fixed.
@JWildberry
@JWildberry 3 ай бұрын
Damn, that was a nice one!
@Kipicus
@Kipicus 3 ай бұрын
This.
@me0101001000
@me0101001000 3 ай бұрын
It's also a particle with a destructive nature and weak penetration abilities.
@Em-sins
@Em-sins 3 ай бұрын
Yep always knew
@Lyra_Lycan
@Lyra_Lycan 3 ай бұрын
​@@Kipicus👍
@whiteswanlilly4119
@whiteswanlilly4119 3 ай бұрын
I still giggle when i hear about people calling themselves Alphas. Like dude, the Omegaverse is just fiction, but ok.
@Manganra7
@Manganra7 3 ай бұрын
A fellow person of culture, I see. 😉
@Foxett25
@Foxett25 3 ай бұрын
There's the fanfiction reader comment
@dolphindiver7724
@dolphindiver7724 3 ай бұрын
Yeah that’s about the only place where I tolerate the Alpha thing alongside some other exceptions
@michellekeith5602
@michellekeith5602 3 ай бұрын
Can we please understand that alpha and chauvinistic are NOT the same. It's crazy that no one seems to know what an alpha is but throw the term around like every other misinterpreted word lately. Would you call Barak Obama a neolithic minded beast ? Probably not. Because he isn't or so it seems but what he IS is an ALPHA which is not a bad thing and honestly something that seems to be disappearing into the abysmal pool of which way do we go George I dunno let's ask the only one in the room that isn't offended .... Oh wait nevermind he's gone too kind of world we live in. Why is it that everyone is so afraid of men being men? I'm not saying the kind that assault people but an alpha doesn't equal a jerk. A jerk equals a jerk and I see way more of the beta males and even more of the wannabe females that are jerks. Feelings are not facts and the dictonaries are everywhere
@Manganra7
@Manganra7 3 ай бұрын
@@michellekeith5602 I think this is the wrong thread to make this comment… We’re talking about a specific definition of “alpha” which applies ONLY to the fictional genre of omegaverse.
@ShazelFableArt
@ShazelFableArt 3 ай бұрын
"You don't have to accept her rejection." He said from a jail cell.
@matchead6972
@matchead6972 2 ай бұрын
You don’t have to accept the rejection of your appeal.
@teagenjohnson4789
@teagenjohnson4789 Ай бұрын
Trow 😂
@njivwathomassilavwe2056
@njivwathomassilavwe2056 3 ай бұрын
"You toss the blame everywhere except in the mirror" actual gold
@GrumpyOldFart2
@GrumpyOldFart2 3 ай бұрын
Algo put this in my home feed 6/30/24. Listened to this for about 10 secs…and subbed.
@AlexM-fv8lp
@AlexM-fv8lp 2 ай бұрын
Love the profile pic. Insurgence was awesome. Also that line slapped
@King_Sus
@King_Sus Ай бұрын
Fr
@emilyestelle7471
@emilyestelle7471 3 ай бұрын
Somebody somewhere should cast you as an elven bard. I'd watch that movie.
@Reverend_Salem
@Reverend_Salem 2 ай бұрын
It should be a musical
@christabedwin
@christabedwin 2 ай бұрын
Me too
@BlueFlower___
@BlueFlower___ 2 ай бұрын
I was thinking he'd be a great fit for Kvothe from the Kingkiller Chronicles by Patrick Rothfuss
@emilyestelle7471
@emilyestelle7471 2 ай бұрын
@@BlueFlower___ Ok, I can see it.
@paintbrushes5
@paintbrushes5 2 ай бұрын
​@@BlueFlower___yeah well done 👍 you nailed that call
@LPyxel
@LPyxel 3 ай бұрын
The jab at his fingernails was honestly so out of left field it made me cackle 😂
@stillcantthinkofaname4800
@stillcantthinkofaname4800 3 ай бұрын
I almost spit out my drink when I heard that line for the first time
@bellyjewel
@bellyjewel 3 ай бұрын
I know--that was such a great unexpected throwaway line. it cracked me up.
@margheritaparacini7729
@margheritaparacini7729 3 ай бұрын
Without the subtitles I heard "YOU carry on and rarely cut the nails" like an invitation to scratch his eyes out
@thunderflare59
@thunderflare59 2 ай бұрын
This is like when a bard casts vicious mockery in DND.
@a.v.y8331
@a.v.y8331 2 ай бұрын
this is like if a bard used only vicious mockery to kill an opponent.
@depthvorpa4460
@depthvorpa4460 2 ай бұрын
How bards kill their prey
@King_Sus
@King_Sus Ай бұрын
Lol
@erikkennedy8725
@erikkennedy8725 3 ай бұрын
I think Rose and the Lesbian Hunter are going to wreck this man and feed him to the Bear That Don't Care.
@crispyyrosee
@crispyyrosee 3 ай бұрын
I literally can't wait for him to connect them all like this
@ohno3464
@ohno3464 3 ай бұрын
I’m just waiting for the Sad Alpha Man to be the nobleman Rose’s father tried to marry her off to in Lady of the Lyre.
@crispyyrosee
@crispyyrosee 3 ай бұрын
@@ohno3464 that's my theory, too!!
@juanafigueroa3881
@juanafigueroa3881 3 ай бұрын
​@@ohno3464ooof, i also would have runned away
@paulinelol3930
@paulinelol3930 3 ай бұрын
I'm literally making a world based on rose and lesbian hunter (i decided to name her Artemis), I'm having so much fun on it
@nikiTricoteuse
@nikiTricoteuse 3 ай бұрын
Ah Vinny, that was genius. You're not just handsome with the voice of an angel you have brains and morals. Thank you.
@chrissi3085
@chrissi3085 3 ай бұрын
Das finde ich auch .Ich liebe seine Stimme .Verstehe zwar kein Englisch ,aber egal .Seine Stimme hört sich einfach gut an .😊👍
@Quartz_111
@Quartz_111 3 ай бұрын
And great hair
@WilliamDancin
@WilliamDancin 3 ай бұрын
@@chrissi3085 Hallo, hier sind die ersten beiden Strophen und der Refrain: Der "Alpha-Mann" sagte: "Du musst ihre Ablehnung nicht akzeptiern" Vinny sang: 1) Vor langer, langer Zeit gab es einen Alpha-Mann Wer durch eine einsame Straße reist, würde einen Käfig voller Hände verursachen und mit einer eleganten Stimme bekam er Wutanfälle da schöne Frauen an seiner Haltung verzweifeln und ihn ablehnen würden. 2) Der traurige, traurige Alpha-Mann war oft gestört Weil er glaubte, wenn sie „Nein“ sagte, sollte sie keine Wahl haben Und er würde sie wie einen kleinen Jungen nerven Wenn sie auf „Nein“ bestand, belästigte er sie und fragte: „Warum sollten Sie kein Interesse haben?“ Refrain: Hey, ihr einfachen Männer, ihre Zuneigung gebührt euch nicht Du wirfst überall die Schuld, außer dir selbst im Spiegel Hey einfache Männer, du hast ihre Ablehnung verdient Wenn Sie erwarten, dass Ihre Respektlosigkeit als Aufrichtigkeit rüberkommt 😃
@ВикторияИгумнова-о6ш
@ВикторияИгумнова-о6ш 2 ай бұрын
🤗🌬️🎯❤️🪷
@umbrasyl
@umbrasyl 16 күн бұрын
did you mean common sense? vinny is still great though
@creativegeek2920
@creativegeek2920 2 ай бұрын
When a bard uses “Vicious Mockery” in D&D
@lunaticdreemurr5768
@lunaticdreemurr5768 2 ай бұрын
Exactly lmfao
@Pizzaetertje
@Pizzaetertje 2 ай бұрын
Simple insult? No, full ass diss track medieval style
@Nem01
@Nem01 7 күн бұрын
This was way funnier than it had any business to be.😂
@goingvenus5603
@goingvenus5603 3 ай бұрын
OMG, What an incredible song/video!!!! I'm a 65 year old woman and would have loved for all the entitled men I've had to deal with to watch this. Our culture seems to breed these 'alpha' males who are actually not alpha at all because their insecurity makes them incapable of treating women with respect and earning her affection. It's quite frightening for a woman who says, and means NO to have a man push himself on her. All women have to deal with this regularly. It makes it difficult women to recognize and trust the good, honest and decent men who aren't like this but who get lumped in with the predatory men. For women, it's like putting your hand in a cookie jar but you know there are razor blades in there. The fact that women STILL DO try is a sign of courage, or naivete. But sooner or later most women get burned and that's just sad for everyone.
@Lazy_Fish_Keeper
@Lazy_Fish_Keeper 3 ай бұрын
This!!!!
@Yaboyin368
@Yaboyin368 3 ай бұрын
As a guy myself I hate this "alpha male" trend aswell. You could be a dude who treats women with basic decency and respect then those guys would say crap like "lmaoo simppp😂😂" or "she's not choosing you lil bro🤣🤣"
@Lazy_Fish_Keeper
@Lazy_Fish_Keeper 3 ай бұрын
@@Yaboyin368 they are clueless as to how much this toxic masculinity is hurting them, too....
@2008candylady
@2008candylady 2 ай бұрын
Thank you for that miss
@depthvorpa4460
@depthvorpa4460 2 ай бұрын
And it's throwing bad stereotypes onto decent men as well. Many times over the internet I've seen women go on and on about how they should be superior and how all men are misogynistic pigs but that's not very true at all
@SkyeTheSapphicWizard
@SkyeTheSapphicWizard 3 ай бұрын
Memorizing this just to sing it to any anooying alphas Also, AMAZING SONG
@LettuceGayming
@LettuceGayming Ай бұрын
Shes a lesbian hunter
@rifttraveler5093
@rifttraveler5093 3 ай бұрын
It’s incredibly sad that people actually think like this, just because you think you’re some type of “alpha” or whatever bull they come up with doesn’t mean you can control other people’s lives.
@FunkyLittlePoptart
@FunkyLittlePoptart 3 ай бұрын
I cannot take anyone seriously who bases his entire personality on a trope that a) was thoroughly debunked by the scientist who first proposed the idea studying wolves in captivity, and then spent the rest of his career shouting "NO! I got it wrong!" to no avail, and b) lives on primarily in the fan fiction community where it's some sort of super-grapey Gay to the Nth Power sort of stuff, up to and including male pregnancy. Every time I hear one of these people calling themselves an alpha, I immediately picture them in a woman-free world, which is I guess what they wanted all along.
@mooolinator
@mooolinator 3 ай бұрын
​@@FunkyLittlePoptartdamn, son. no crumbs - he dead.
@strawberryfox8819
@strawberryfox8819 3 ай бұрын
​@@FunkyLittlePoptart Small correction, some animals do have alpha animals (like horses). But humans aren't included in them, since most of us prefer a monogamous relationship. And omegaverse can be straight as well but then it's just sexism on a new level. But those worlds still have male omegas and male pregnancy, so yeah. Just needed to get that out of my brain.
@dailymadness9129
@dailymadness9129 2 ай бұрын
Never take advice about getting women from a man with long nails….because its clear he’s either not getting very many women or not pleasing the few he does get
@dmitrizaslavski8480
@dmitrizaslavski8480 2 ай бұрын
​​@@strawberryfox8819humans don't prefer monogamous relationship. It became like this a lot later because of religion and stuff
@AndaraBledin
@AndaraBledin 3 ай бұрын
I adore the alternate lyrics in the subtitles. 🤣
@AnyaDevon
@AnyaDevon 2 ай бұрын
LoVeLy OfFeR
@depthvorpa4460
@depthvorpa4460 2 ай бұрын
​@@AnyaDevonor in proper terms, 'ass'
@Peyton_GrangerHpTvd
@Peyton_GrangerHpTvd 2 ай бұрын
(Slightly) sLIgHLy Weird
@poozlius
@poozlius 3 ай бұрын
Let's hope they get that bug in alpha man fixed before they release the public beta man!
@embreis2257
@embreis2257 3 ай бұрын
sadly, this faulty alpha version has been around for quite a while now. the devs seem to work in decades rather than years and it's a long process. in some countries they still run pre-alpha tests
@paulinelol3930
@paulinelol3930 3 ай бұрын
Yea I hope the devs fix it :(, the bug hasn't annoyed me but I've heard stories of people getting so bothered by it!!
@ymmijx6061
@ymmijx6061 2 ай бұрын
some people just refuse to update their software. got it set up just the way they like and don't wanna learn the new stuff.
@annaf7753
@annaf7753 3 ай бұрын
"You toss your blame all everywhere except at in the mirror" is a fire line
@LadyElaineification
@LadyElaineification 2 ай бұрын
A man referring to himself as an "alpha" is some of the best birth control out there...
@FiveStarGeneralSlime
@FiveStarGeneralSlime 2 ай бұрын
can't have a kid if you are too annoying to have sex.
@16poetisa
@16poetisa 3 ай бұрын
"You expect your disrespect to come off as sincere" damn
@GlitchyK_404_TheMultiFan
@GlitchyK_404_TheMultiFan 3 ай бұрын
Gotta love how these people call themselves Alphas, without even knowing what the actual term means
@bingewatchforever1587
@bingewatchforever1587 3 ай бұрын
I think the whole concept is questionable. We are all human beings with different strengths and weaknesses, abilities and needs.
@GlitchyK_404_TheMultiFan
@GlitchyK_404_TheMultiFan 3 ай бұрын
@@bingewatchforever1587 yeah for real, it’s weird that they make up this concept in the first place, but it’s only a little funny when you think about the fact that they use ‘alpha’ based on a misconception of another species ranking. But yeah it’s really questionable, just in general.
@GlitchyK_404_TheMultiFan
@GlitchyK_404_TheMultiFan 3 ай бұрын
@@catxtrallways YESS It’s just so funny to think that it’s something positive… not knowing they’re basically calling themselves inexperienced, mistake making, and basically teenage failure energy- and I say that lightheartedly as someone who is still a teenager for another year. Honestly they deserve the term for what it actually means, but.. it’s funny to think that they assume it means ‘leader’ and all high and mighty and all that jazz, right? Just a bit funny how they’re unknowingly outing themselves as assholes the moment they say they’re an alpha
@foolishlyfoolhardy6004
@foolishlyfoolhardy6004 3 ай бұрын
Well alpha is still used in primatology and some researchers use it for other animals, but there's a bit of contention around it just because of how it's being used by these men - which, yes, 100% they have the wrong idea. For primates there's the alpha male and the alpha female. The role they play depends on the species, but it's less about power and toughness and more about who is liked by the group (chimpanzee males basically campaign like politicians and the alpha male often has to defer to the alpha female). It's very rarely that an alpha would get the position out of brute force, and dominance, it can happen and those populations are less successful. A healthy social group is usually going to usurp them. Frans De Waal, late leading primatology expert did a fantastic Ted talk on it, and has some fantastic books. The concept isn't just from the wolf study. It's also a term used in ichthyology as well, but less to do with a social hierarchy.
@MAG1235
@MAG1235 2 ай бұрын
I always figured it meant males who were willing to work their asses off for the good of the family/tribe, and earn respect. But that could just be a fantasy of mine....
@norman2.0
@norman2.0 3 ай бұрын
Bloody hell you have no right to make a song so good lmao😂 I remember seeing the shorter version and really wishing for this, your talent is insane so keep it up! Also the lesson is something a saddening amount of people need to see. If you want to be in a relationship with someone then arrogance, selfishness and narcasism will not work, and is certainly the sign of deeper issues. But still, great work man and i hope to see more in the future ❤
@grantbaugh2773
@grantbaugh2773 3 ай бұрын
How did you come up with a song that's so fun and catchy when it's literally just making fun of that guy? It's amazing
@CheeseWhisperer
@CheeseWhisperer 3 ай бұрын
If this turns into a whole universe with Rose, The Lesbian Hunter, Captain Platonic, etc is the Sad Alpha Male going to be the Villain who they defeat pathetically easily and looking at him like 😑 as he whines about it…
@daring6983
@daring6983 2 ай бұрын
If his crimes were literally anything else, they'd be disappointed about how easy their victory was 'cause he's just that pathetic.
@witherschat
@witherschat 2 ай бұрын
He's been beaten down by the Lesbian Hunter!
@Justasykoseashell
@Justasykoseashell Ай бұрын
I'm just waiting for Captain Platonic to get involved now. He already combined this and lesbian hunter and alpha man got a lil bloodied.
@Algoviarera
@Algoviarera 3 ай бұрын
Sing it, brother! Love it, and the PG subtitles are just the cherry on top.
@ELYESSS
@ELYESSS 3 ай бұрын
Elf man singing about Alpha man
@maryroberts9315
@maryroberts9315 3 ай бұрын
The anthem we need.
@UnboundParadigm
@UnboundParadigm 3 ай бұрын
This melody is the best kind of earworm! I'm going to be whistling this all week! Thank you!
@safsren
@safsren 3 ай бұрын
"As ladies fair, fell in despair and then reject his ass" much better than the on screen lyrics 😂
@sonicanvaspost6867
@sonicanvaspost6867 2 ай бұрын
KZbin/TikTok censorships man. Swearing will get em demonetized
@catbatrat1760
@catbatrat1760 Ай бұрын
Ohhh! I thought he said "lice"! XD
@SerendipityChild
@SerendipityChild Ай бұрын
Consent education is an important part of sex education
@savannahyde9925
@savannahyde9925 2 ай бұрын
that dude in the tiktok had uppercase gums and lowercase teeth
@tiachristensen2137
@tiachristensen2137 3 ай бұрын
Who else just has a certain part of their spotify favorites absolutely filled with vinny?
@NoraDenos
@NoraDenos Ай бұрын
Not it
@TonksTheFool
@TonksTheFool 2 ай бұрын
"Why would you not be interested?" Oh gee, idk, bud, that's a real brain scratcher there. Knobend.
@ikwilgeenaccount4496
@ikwilgeenaccount4496 3 ай бұрын
And Tantrums of a temper thrown would fill his voice of class. So powerful!!!!!!!!
@SoulHopper
@SoulHopper 3 ай бұрын
Not me getting an add for a five step to success every man needs to live by program right before this video XD Great song!
@HaleyJo1992
@HaleyJo1992 2 ай бұрын
His nails alone show he doesn't plan to please whatever lady is unfortunate enough to encounter him.😂
@chris...9497
@chris...9497 3 ай бұрын
The whole 'alpha' concept is an appropriation from the observation of wolves, except there's a built-in error. Rudolph Schenkel published a paper on wolf behavior and pack structure back in 1948 based on his observations of wolves. CAPTIVE wolves. Schenkel derived his observations from zoo animals, from unrelated wolves thrown together and held in limited space; additionally, it doesn't consider if the animals were socialized to other wolves or if they had been traumatized by circumstance or maltreatment. First off, generalizing from a separate species as if behaviors are 'hardwired in' is unsupportable without solid evidence. But secondly, basing it all on observations of unnatural and compromised populations creates the very opposite of truth and knowledge. And even Schenkel realized that, spending the remainder of his life trying to retract his erroneous findings. Natural wolf packs develop from an originating mating pair; the packs are led by the progenitors, by 'mom' and 'dad'. They are affectionate, they share, and they work as a team to survive in the wild. While they may contend with the limits imposed by weather and food resources, they run free. They have no unnatural boundaries to constrict solutions to problems. It's a matter of 'options'; a sense of freedom derives from having options to employ to resolve problems. Humans can relate to how crazy-making it is to not have options. Caging wild animals removes their options; it turns wild, socialized animals into captive competitors. So, basically, the entire 'alpha male' concept is not based on anything natural or innate; it's demonstrative of aberrant anti-social or pathological behavior, indicative of severe immaturity.
@bingewatchforever1587
@bingewatchforever1587 3 ай бұрын
I appreciate your comment very much. It's a shame that it is probably a waste of time, because those who claim to be "alpha males" probably will either not read it, or not understand it - or not accept it, like the man in the song didn't accept the rejection 😉
@chris...9497
@chris...9497 3 ай бұрын
@@bingewatchforever1587 Not a waste of time. If others go out prepared with this information, they may inform the poseurs. They may laugh at them. They may embarrass them into changing their behavior. Currently, alpha-pretenders feel like this 'alpha' label justifies their pathological behavior. They inflict their demands on others and infect other insecure and lonely men with a foundationless belief system. If these guys hit a wall of social rejection and ridicule, their behaviors will change. It's never a waste of time to learn or internalize truth. We just have to be willing to hear and transport truth to those who didn't know.
@theeeveelutionist7245
@theeeveelutionist7245 2 ай бұрын
When I was like 9 I was a complete wolf nerd and kept talking about pack structure and delving into alternative theories about alpha’s (parent nerd stuff) and kids would say I was “alpha” in a malicious way all through my school life cause out of context in public I sounded very cringe.
@SartorialDragon
@SartorialDragon 2 ай бұрын
This has no business being SO catchy :D :D i don't wanna walk around singing about sad sad alphaman in public LOL
@ilikecookies9796
@ilikecookies9796 Ай бұрын
Do it.
@Leo-kg9vr
@Leo-kg9vr 3 ай бұрын
give this man a payraise
@happyandblessed5640
@happyandblessed5640 3 ай бұрын
I guess the Alpha man is now dragging his next victim by the hair into his Mojodojocassa house. Loved the song ❤❤❤❤
@sevincolcer6967
@sevincolcer6967 3 ай бұрын
I have shared this with my daughters and only dream they find someone in their lives like you Vinny
@Idk_Idc0816
@Idk_Idc0816 Ай бұрын
Everyone else : **Talking $h!t about the first guy** Me : **Trying to learn the lyrics**
@WisdomAndWar133
@WisdomAndWar133 3 ай бұрын
"You expect your disrespect to come off as sincere" Was fabulous
@MIKAPOCALYPSE
@MIKAPOCALYPSE 3 ай бұрын
Vinny, you truly are the real alpha for this.
@mitchellseibel2859
@mitchellseibel2859 2 ай бұрын
This wasn’t what I expected when I heard Folk song. But it was still WAY better than I thought it would be lol
@ashesonthewind
@ashesonthewind 3 ай бұрын
IT HAS A VIDEO!!! this song is one of my favourites to sing when i'm annoyed about having to be a man
@nicdixon1109
@nicdixon1109 3 ай бұрын
I just love it as a man that you sing this... ❤ Overnight here in Aust we had another woman in our community killed as a DV victim. Please keep singing in solidarity.
@TheTwilightKnight_YT
@TheTwilightKnight_YT 3 ай бұрын
🥚
@j.d.e.7416
@j.d.e.7416 2 ай бұрын
I live for that descant starting at 1:43.
@theresepritiken2613
@theresepritiken2613 3 ай бұрын
Love the full version! Thx!
@turningintoacrazydolphin1211
@turningintoacrazydolphin1211 Ай бұрын
With that hair and that song, he looks like a elf straight from the Rivendell's halls to fight incels
@tbella5186
@tbella5186 3 ай бұрын
Sharing this to my favorite men! They'll crack up!
@ankeart
@ankeart 3 ай бұрын
Vinny, I have no idea how I came across your video, but I am SO GLAD I did! Seriously, this should be part of every school's curriculum so those self-proclaimed "Alpha Males" will be educated early on. Thank you for this gem, and greetings from Germany ☺️
@Hothippiechick420
@Hothippiechick420 3 ай бұрын
You’re voice is so healing and wonderful to listen too. Sending positive vibes and much love🤗
@idiotgoddess2114
@idiotgoddess2114 Ай бұрын
All I can imagine is a bard overhearing the opening clip in a tavern and immediately singing to mock the dude.
@melaniescribbles
@melaniescribbles 2 ай бұрын
When the party's Bard is having none of it.
@kingofcrowzz
@kingofcrowzz 2 ай бұрын
Captions: and then reject his lovely offer Song: and then reject his ass
@chrisbush4174
@chrisbush4174 2 ай бұрын
"You do not have to accept her rejection." Vinny Marchi: *surprised pikachu face*
@suzidickinson7783
@suzidickinson7783 Ай бұрын
This lovely sung just lulled my infant son to sleep! He will certainly grow up hearing these songs, no Sad Alpha Man will I raise!
@LivVirtual
@LivVirtual 3 ай бұрын
yt algorithm recommended me this, and i was NOT expecting it to give me pure gold, but here we are!
@TylerSolace-kw9pl
@TylerSolace-kw9pl 2 ай бұрын
This man is a blessing to humanity, also the type of man I’d rather be stuck in the woods with vs a bear
@ThePamAnne
@ThePamAnne Ай бұрын
I've been having fun posting this on Facebook on my page and in groups on alpha male posts. I've gotten some likes so I hope you'll get some more fans.
@wolfey141
@wolfey141 2 ай бұрын
Is it just me or does anyone look at him and immediately think he should be the main character in a movie about elves
@Callsign-Konig
@Callsign-Konig Ай бұрын
Whenever I hear people use the terms Alpha and beta I can only ever think of the omegaverse 💀
@mwoffy
@mwoffy 3 ай бұрын
I was almost get over this song because it keep playing in my head for the past week. Now that i see this again, it will played in my head again for the next weeks. I really love the song tho
@ulamog830
@ulamog830 2 ай бұрын
TL/DR : You cannot make me more jealous in as much aspects as you do right now. real version of my comment: How the frickkidy frick in Trump's seven hells do you manage to even fathom; let alone succed to possess this saintly voice capable of such clarity, tessiture and sheer badassness? Please teach us your ways, because i am bloody fucking mighty powerfully jealous right now. Also, how do you find the energy -and time- to produce these videos? they are like a glass overflowing with talent, exept the glass as a volume surpassing the pacific's and is a thousand times prettier and intricate than the Lycurgus Cup and the Charte's Cathedral rose window combined. And damn you can mesure straight angles with yer jaws ; like damn it could cut better than the most expensive and most sharp knifes out there.
@ering7530
@ering7530 2 ай бұрын
Ate and left no toadstool crumbs 🍄🍄🍄
@2727daqwid
@2727daqwid 2 ай бұрын
Being song roasted by a guy with omega chad cheek bones is a completely different level of destruction. The guy got nuked, repeatedly, gone, reduced to atoms.
@wbnc66
@wbnc66 3 ай бұрын
Alpha, Beta, sigma..all words for guys who can't understand being man... humming this tune. As me and the love of my life for twelve years, go by snickering at their stupidity.
@Athena-sh7lv
@Athena-sh7lv 2 ай бұрын
I love the "Till that day he will carry on and rarely cut nails" he is low-key insulting him and I love it😂
@thekitten_hoarder
@thekitten_hoarder 2 ай бұрын
Sir, you have my utmost care and respect, and I say this as one of the highest compliments I can give any stranger (but especially a man). I would feel safe letting you watch my drink.
@ariannaseguin5929
@ariannaseguin5929 2 ай бұрын
Same here.
@firby7341
@firby7341 3 ай бұрын
can we get a part2 where the siren from the lesbian hunter featuring captain platonic drowns the sad sad alpha man?
@darkangelaubrey
@darkangelaubrey Ай бұрын
I love your lack of words in the beginning at the sheer amount of audacity. 😂
@druid_zephyrus
@druid_zephyrus 2 ай бұрын
I fully agree with the nails part. As a cis-het male who paints his nails, i learned from my lesbian friends that maintaining healthy and clean nails is very important. Nobody needs an UTI. But i take offense to the beard comment!!! You just gotta maintain the beard
@realismfeline
@realismfeline Ай бұрын
Just a friendly reminder, the idea of “alpha males” in a wolf pack was rejected by the scientist that proposed it upon further study
@Vawkis
@Vawkis 2 ай бұрын
Alas, I can't shave my beard (I wouldn't have a chin). I still love the lyrics and am jealous of your clarity of voice. You've worked hard to warn that crystalline pitch
@carolynbrightfield8911
@carolynbrightfield8911 2 ай бұрын
Yes, if my hb of 50 plus years shaved his beard, it'd be divorce time (just joking, nah, it's been too long, and walking together after a lifetime towards the final curtain is too valuable.) I've never seen him without a beard and don't want to. Was in tears for 3 days when he changed the shape of his beard (shaved cheek area) But, it's a great comical twist end line for discussion.
@v-english2023
@v-english2023 Ай бұрын
If they say they're an alpha man, women should say: "Is that a furry thing?" 😂
@Awaken_Trash_Panda
@Awaken_Trash_Panda Ай бұрын
This is what happens when you roll a nat 20 on vicious mockery
@shortswarscryptid
@shortswarscryptid 3 ай бұрын
Note to self: play this song when A alpha man trys to repeativly hit on me even though i told him im a lesbian hunter :D edit: "alpha"- needed to put it in qoutes >:)
@anemoony
@anemoony 3 ай бұрын
this song was how i discovered vinny. its so fricking good! i have it on my spotify lists!
@maybelore
@maybelore Ай бұрын
I want to comment on the content of the song but I am way too mesmerized by your elven beauty, I know that awesome hair is hiding pointy ears, you can't fool me
@ferociousfaerie5459
@ferociousfaerie5459 3 ай бұрын
I'm so happy we got the full version of this!!! Thank you, good sir, for blessing us with this masterpiece! You're so loved ❤❤❤
@Kuraikosms
@Kuraikosms Ай бұрын
One of the best songs i've ever listened to, totally love all about it❤❤
@honeydroptheunicorn6557
@honeydroptheunicorn6557 3 ай бұрын
A true alpha man, is a leader and protector doesnt force ppl i to a relationship, a fake alpha man is lame
@bingewatchforever1587
@bingewatchforever1587 3 ай бұрын
First of all, women can be leaders and protectors as much as men can. Second, I think the whole concept of "aplha, beta" etc. is highly questionable. We are all human beings with different strengths and weaknesses in different fields, with different abilities and needs. We all need one another.
@honeydroptheunicorn6557
@honeydroptheunicorn6557 3 ай бұрын
@@bingewatchforever1587 oh wow, I would have never known that women can be leaders and protectors, that's the most shocking thought. It's almost like my comment is more about the guy who the song is about. Oh my how dare I not add in things about women to my comment about a spoild man child who thinks the word no doesn't apply to him and belives that's what being an alpha male is. Oh my how dare I not be fully inclusive in my comment that was focus on the man child the song was about. Next time I make a comment I'll do my best to add in things that hold no point to the conversation, so no one feels left out.
@bingewatchforever1587
@bingewatchforever1587 3 ай бұрын
@@honeydroptheunicorn6557 Ouch. Ok. I get your point.
@johnthedoe051
@johnthedoe051 2 ай бұрын
"And reject his lovely offer"
@weotu
@weotu Ай бұрын
I need the fiddle sheet music 😢
@marcinkapral1638
@marcinkapral1638 3 ай бұрын
I usually am against dissing one's appearance, but here it was mixed with some actually good points against the ideas presented, so, for the sake of throwing it in the face of a ****, I will support it
@Avrysatos
@Avrysatos 3 ай бұрын
It's not like he was insulting their weight, just personal hygiene. NEVER insult something someone can't change in a few minutes. And use your judgement about things they can change.
@foolishlyfoolhardy6004
@foolishlyfoolhardy6004 3 ай бұрын
"Maybe shave the beard" isn't really dissing his appearance. It's more like saying to change it up and see if that helps, like giving style advice to your friend. It's not like it's about something unchangeable/not easy to change.
@Avrysatos
@Avrysatos 3 ай бұрын
@@foolishlyfoolhardy6004 Also neckbeard has some negative stereotypes its easy to avoid with a good shave.
@janemoffet7406
@janemoffet7406 Ай бұрын
I will memorize this song
@crimson5086
@crimson5086 28 күн бұрын
Your hair beautiful
@LordJemse
@LordJemse 2 ай бұрын
The sad alpha males are missing an opportunity, they should just marry eachother fr
@claracatlady9844
@claracatlady9844 2 ай бұрын
This now lives rent free in my head
@rowanlastname9878
@rowanlastname9878 2 ай бұрын
You've heard of the social justice warrior.... But we finally got ourselves a social justice bard! 🎉
@loriwyatt224
@loriwyatt224 3 ай бұрын
LOVE IT. Amazingly talented and an absolutely hilarious song. ❤
@celtjade
@celtjade 2 ай бұрын
Play this for women starting in junior high and thereafter daily and as a follow-up to starting self-defense classes.
@naofumi8548
@naofumi8548 3 ай бұрын
The Lesbian Hunter vs the Sad Sad Alpha male….a battle that could truly be legendary.
@AccountErased
@AccountErased 2 ай бұрын
As a man, I wholeheartedly agree. Well, apart from the bit about the beard. I'm keeping my beard.
@Petch85
@Petch85 Ай бұрын
I feel like Alpha Man would prefer a hard rock edition, maybe even a metal edition... It is just more Alpha you know. 🙉
@Julz99907
@Julz99907 Ай бұрын
This could not be more perfect. I know an Alfha man and he continues to pester me for nearly 2-years. I think we can safely call Alfha Man---> Narcissistic.
@darkdragoness5
@darkdragoness5 Ай бұрын
I got this on autoplay, and omg, everything is so good. The music, the lyrics, the way the subtitles hide the swear words. You got yourself a like and subscribe.
@Midnight_Warrior
@Midnight_Warrior 2 ай бұрын
You ever do or say something so stupid someone has to write a folk song about you Also this unironically hits harder than ladies punching the alpha to get away from them
@ZainInTheRain
@ZainInTheRain 2 ай бұрын
So, I have a funny story. I was listening to this in my workshop, blasting it like I do when woodworking. Unbeknownst to me, my daughter popped her head in and was listening to the song. Later, she asked to hear a song called "Pablo the Skull Man". I was baffled for a week trying to figure out what song she'd heard that was for kids called "Pablo the Skull Man". Cut to today, I was showing my partner the song, and my daughter ran down upon hearing it and jumping up and down said, "It's Pablo the Skull Man!" She then proceeded to dance to it while my partner laughed. Any chance there is a non-explicit version of "Pablo the Skull Man"?
@Rabijeel
@Rabijeel Ай бұрын
Love that Song. And darn, am I kinda envious about that Hair and Chin and Voice. You are never intending to multiclass out of Bard, do you?
@angelashortall9778
@angelashortall9778 2 ай бұрын
OK, so like I’ve been catching your videos every now and again for a long fucking time. I’m hitting subscribe now. ❤❤❤
@Eva-wf6os
@Eva-wf6os 29 күн бұрын
Ich liebe deine Videos, deine Haare, deine schönen Zähne, deine Stimme...... 😅
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