The Salmon's Truly Horrifying Life Cycle

[@BlockZapper]

"And this my friends, is why salmon can respawn and people not" - My Biology Teacher 2019

[@BlockZapper]

Jacob's Boring KZbin Channel ok i‘ll make sure I do 😂

[@ibraheemslamdien4027]

Cool

[@rekusuta5171]

yep

[@maximpaler]

I mean salmon spawn in my random waterfall on a pole

[@TheChamp820]

what about baby's

[@MOOTLEZ]

Salmon mom: You guys are so beautiful *hears chewing noises* Salmon mom: I'm so proud

[@tobyzecatcreamzecat8448]

NOOOOOOO!!! She didn't give the cake out yet so unpatient.

[@AP-yt]

Lol

[@stopreplyingtomycomments7954]

@Liana Corns that's..... That's the joke

[@pureendermen7902]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOTHERRRRRR

[@stopreplyingtomycomments7954]

@Liana Corns Is this some sort of sarcasm joke that I'm to blunt to Understand?

[@jeremy.bentham]

Am I the only one who noticed even their names are written wrong on a Starbucks cup 😂 1:50 Edit; stress on the word “their”

[@ThreadedVision]

That happens in real life a lot of the times too.

[@chesneyzammit6566]

No u not

[@jeremy.bentham]

Ayla Minier well thats why I wrote about it afterall as it happens in real life too

[@ngchloe9314]

Wow never seen that before I wonder where they got the inspiration 🤔

[@Solesteam]

Blogo and Q*bert

[@wolfienezureacts4518]

Teacher: Hey Salmon! What is your favorite food? Salmon: My mom Teacher: Ok........0-0

[@malibu_heart]

Wolfie Nezu •Reacts• the teacher knows Their salmon too rememberrrr

[@arandomteto]

Luana Thomsen Luciano You’re cringe

[@-tylerrodgers-]

WTF

[@thebeanieman]

which way?

[@theyoutubejisas9474]

👁️👄👁️

[@Seacloudd]

Teacher: what is your first accomplishment? Me: I ate my mom

[@TamWam_]

xX HAPPYSOFA CAT Xx xD

[@SportySkater420]

Sam o' Nella

[@mrmistermelom]

NO ITS BEING BORN

[@shezelvalasse7535]

Salmon child: that Is my only accomplishment.. **proceeds to recheck career choices**

[@jackiemacneil2145]

LMAOOOO

[@venus5756]

#DearBlocko Why does some people's vision get worse through time?

[@Max-zz7ol]

@@venus5756 7* 😏

[@RandomDude-gm2th]

@@venus5756 16* 😏😏😏

[@Max-zz7ol]

@Sweet! It's okay nerds are cool😎 NERD GANG✊

[@breebell468]

+

[@mightyxt]

@@Max-zz7ol How did you do that?

[@unnamedkamil4378]

Life noggin be like: ⬜[] []⬜ [] [] 🆓 knowledge

[@kennedytheretard975]

*T O N K*

[@striver2180]

Wow!

[@p1ercethemadi]

Wow how u do that

[@rdrapidhyperion]

Using these ◻️ and [ ] Maddie and Libby

[@yayeet7096]

*KNOWLEDGE*

[@zXykos]

Then we would be cannibals Eating ourselves. Edit: tf happpen to the title and thumbnail, why was it change

[@JakesBasment]

How old are you, you really don’t know?

[@ICanFinallyChangeThisShit]

Eating each other you mean 😂😂😂

[@eliseisatpeace4603]

Xavier Tay that’s a real thing and it’s called autocannibalism lol

[@cytnix879]

XChanged some people are already eating others. not me tho , king of virginity, and also a virgo

[@joebojt8742]

If its eating ourselves, thats autophagia

[@why0notm3]

Mammals: Eat their Baby. Me: That's Ok? Salmons: *Eat their Mom* Me: *_WhUt?!_*

[@Colfieandthestars]

Dang_ Itz Fink! Nice Profile

[@Rui88900]

@@Colfieandthestars *the twin profile invasion*

[@aishanibiswas9565]

Rabbits eat their babies if they are angry

[@lynx5208]

Nezuko

[@deletedchannel9711]

It's not that bad the mother died itself we would kill fish if fish ate their mom alive

[@teawrecks1243]

"ma what's for dinner" "sushi." *dies* "hooray"

[@rat4527]

That just got dark in a hurry

[@xstudio1488]

Dafuq

[@user-yt3bg5pe8h]

Extremely Dark

[@ellybewwie]

Dark but mildly amusing

[@larimari87]

Memes that went from 0 to 100 real quick

[@hellomoto4001]

Salmon: we live in a society Joker: he copied me!

[@brianatharadriansyah]

Somehow that rhymes

[@noone-hw1ts]

uh

[@kurby8496]

@@brianatharadriansyah and how?

[@sanpurutekisuto6709]

@@kurby8496 try singing it

[@kurby8496]

@@sanpurutekisuto6709 omg lol it kinda works....but how did you even notice that? Do you just read comments while singing xD?

[@annasilvestre2984]

“It’s like a snowman.... but with PUMPKINS.” -Blocko 2019

[@amygustilogaming3748]

*minecraft?*

[@D4rkSpaze]

*Roblox?*

[@Herlinawatimova2023]

Snow golem

[@melodylupian7215]

🎃 ⚪ ⚾

[@_paulaa_]

Minecraft....

[@noden-srn]

I didn't see this on the magic school bus.

[@malibu_heart]

A sentient piece of bred YUP!!!! WHERE THE *bleep* IS ITTTTT?!?!?!!!!!??????

[@marilynalvarez-bryant9724]

Me neither

[@felixthecat4176]

Might scare the orange haired kid-

[@Ghoulzii33]

@@cryolite08 omg so tru

[@Iforgorp]

『EӾoƵ』 XxShadowxX ツ same ;w;

[@10ksubswithvideoschallenge73]

*So this is the reason why I only see Salmon's in the River*

[@ortherner]

haha

[@rizzy6087]

The plural of salmon is salmon dumb self promoter

[@markyoung614]

1:59 First documented case of “glitch”. (Glitchius destroyis)

[@Lynnshorts]

Yes I also saw that

[@sebastianelytron8450]

Why do salmons need no health insurance? Because they get cured for free.

[@chesneyzammit6566]

Now I this is a joke but, how do they actually cure themselves?

[@alanv1233]

@@chesneyzammit6566 r/woooosh

[@chesneyzammit6566]

@@alanv1233 I knew I was gonna get whoooshed for asking :P

[@FirstnameLastname-bx4zk]

Chesney Zammit they get cured as In cured to get eaten, like meat

[@thecommentato4]

@@chesneyzammit6566 www.reddit.com/r/woooosh/

[@KingBartholomew]

I have a Question: Why can't humans be born with green or blue hair.

[@firestar4404]

Potato does not know either

[@oldvids7467]

Because u cant😂

[@phantump3439]

@ItsSophia's Studio Yt dang r u friends with blocko

[@whydoweexist5072]

Because.. *M E L A N I N*

[@Hummus1337]

you just cant

[@surgicalmaterials]

I aint gonna waste my time in minecraft just to get fished up! ‘Spawned’ Perfection

[@someonescat2376]

If you get killed you just come back to life and that's how Minecraft works

[@chesneyzammit6566]

Is this a pun?

[@chesneyzammit6566]

@@someonescat2376 r/whooooosh

[@tetraploid5000]

I don’t get it

[@overlordcringe2715]

69th like

[@cheryl4351]

Ha, voicecrack when he said " hEy there!"

[@TamWam_]

Yep

[@ortherner]

he turned 13 again

[@Wincognit0]

1:07 _”I am one with the salmon”_ -#1 Salmon FAN

[@mr.sansman5341]

Nobody: Literally nobody: Life Noggin: What if people spawned like salmon?

[@thecommentato4]

We would only be spawning on water or we die

[@samuelplyr99p]

I hope Q-bot is an excuse for his own weird questions and not a way to carry on dear blocko without credits to commenters

[@crryptid]

CowsAreCows 123 can you stop with this meme format, do you not understand that it’s dead

[@thecommentato4]

@@crryptid nah

[@fessendj]

Nobody: Literally nobody: This meme format: not funny and overused. stop it.

[@Giantalfe]

Since we're "spawning" just type in a /teleport command.

[@robinchesterfield42]

And watch out for spawn-camping bears. Jerks.

[@chocogogeta1016]

I’m gonna ban the bears from this Christian Minecraft server

[@rocketryreuben]

PrinceAnimations AndGaming aight seems good

[@iggyterino9864]

guys hows that build battle contest going

[@geovanish]

The fishes: **Eats their mom** Everyone: Thats horrible! Me: Don't worry. They will get eaten by their own child in the future ; )

[@y.vsofia4060]

THIS NEEDS MORE LIKES ☝️

[@geovanish]

@@y.vsofia4060 thx

[@vinceg7230]

@@y.vsofia4060 it do tho

[@giorno8773]

If they dont get child they wont die

[@giorno8773]

@Mya Davidson if they dont get child i mean they will still die but they'll live longer

[@emeraldz6744]

Salmon be like: "lmao I ate ur mom last night" "But we're related..." Edit: Everyone is pointing out that I stole this but I had no idea that there was an original comment like this because I post my comment straight away before looking

[@Sea_Leech]

You stole That

[@greenbeets0]

Stolen

[@emeraldz6744]

From who Edit: Sorry I didn't realise that there is a comment the same as this one, I just commented straight away

[@asher1980]

He didn’t mean it

[@uhhhhhh6919]

Stolen

[@MatcelloYT]

Other mammals: “dude I don’t have enough resources for all my babies let me eat some.” Salmon: “YOU EAT UR BABYS?” Salmon: gasps and faints

[@bDwS27]

Caecilians have salmon beat in weird ways of taking care of offspring. In some species the mother makes a burrow lays her eggs and stays with them until they hatch , when they do she will start shedding her skin for the babies to eat and she will continue to do this until she dies and thats when the babies leave the burrow. Same principle as what salmon do but much more work.

[@thethinker4154]

2:10 "making pumpkin men with your freinds" Me: "a halloween version of snowmen?

[@kyledilbert6424]

I was told by my father that they are basically rotting alive while they travel upstream to spawn. But breaking down to make more room for sperm/eggs is much scarier to me.

[@randomahhuser420]

Life noggin: "spawing" Me and some nerds: *iS tHaT mInCrAfT?*

[@voidzones]

"Spawing"?

[@randomahhuser420]

@@voidzones r/wooosh

[@TamWam_]

Lol spawing Isn’t it spawning?

[@voidzones]

@@TamWam_ idk about her :/

[@teramynx]

cookiecat gaming :3 i posted the same thing but i did not know. Im sorry

[@dgavinin]

Salmomo's bizzare adventure Part 1: Salmon Blood Part 2: Migrating Tendency Part 3: Salmon Crusaders Part 4: Salmon is unbreakable Part 5: Golden Spawn

[@OGuiBlindao]

"Spawning" **MINECRAFT INTESIFIES**

[@ortherner]

Or any game really

[@MythicalKittydog]

what if people where like salmon? watch the magic school bus guys.

[@2001CuisinartToasterr]

IQ OF 420 TRILLON

[@weeb_dweeb]

Bus ejaculation

[@MythicalKittydog]

@@weeb_dweeb it's actually spelled education. no offence intended.

[@ugh2668]

Me: "Kills baby salmon" Baby Salmon: *NO SPAWN CAMPING*

[@kompo5997]

Baby salmon: NLR!!!

[@doggoalliance7284]

Pun

[@doggoalliance7284]

Cuz salmon spawn

[@mauricethegecko9700]

"And that means heading home to mate!" *alabama noise intensifies*

[@mushroom6418]

2:16 did it look like the salmon was stretching it's fin or waving it from side to side? I saw both.

[@duchi882]

*I'll ask again* Would a Transformer buy a Life Insurance or Car Insurance?

[@no-wo6bz]

Maybe both?

[@medakabox2015]

Both , car insurance= accident as a car Life insurance = accident as a transformer

[@luckyou6001]

Here I will make my own edition The horrifying life of a Asian kid “Scientists have study on education on a daily basis one of them the Asian kid describe it like being in jail with the CIA stuff thingy which means torture I know this cause I am Asian too” “My parent teach me what the grades mean” A=*ayah you need to do better!* B=*bed bug* C=*Chainsaw* D=*dont even try touching your phone* F=* FATALITY*

[@bettyangela8533]

so true man

[@FacterinoCommenterino]

Today's fact: In Morse Code -.- means k.

[@Jireninyourrecommendations]

-.-

[@surgicalmaterials]

o-.-

[@nerdothn892]

-.-

[@Tropicality.]

-.-

[@patatasuho859]

-.-

[@rich0k]

Salmons mom: aw look and my little babies Salmon babies: *look* *at* *each other*

[@fishy3818]

Salmon- Hi can we all steal your cycle? Spider- No, reverse it 😆 Salmon-aight

[@Palanko]

No one Salmons: the water smells like my house I can still taste my mother

[@TamWam_]

Mr. Grill cheese 🧀 xD

[@youarenextlol2042]

Thumbnail: They eat their mom Me:I eat them...

[@TamWam_]

You are next Lol you mean video not thumbnail

[@Sub-no2sn]

@@TamWam_ r/woooosh

[@arjunsinghbais5011]

Line noggin:What if people spawned like salmon ME:Oh yeh , it is completely normal topic which is going to help me so much

[@collegemaster5683]

Life Noggin: Doing the Do-si-do. Me, an intellectual: "Um, the technical term is 'Scootilypooping' ."

[@gugzandbeanz2238]

Question for QBOT-9001 What if Life Noggin was a baby cartoon?

[@mayaahlol1009]

No one: Not a Single Soul: Not Even My Mom: Thumbnail: tHeY EAt tHerE mOms

[@alexh349]

Salmon follow stupid instincts

[@TamWam_]

Their*

[@margiepalmer82]

Wait- does that mean- **Looks at Badboyhalo's pet fish Mr.Squeegy** *HOLY SHI-*

[@katato]

*a fan i see, GOODNESS SKEPPY AND SAPNAP ARE FISH MURDERERS!! D:

[@princesscrystal6410]

Ahem, Fundy’s mom Sally

[@margiepalmer82]

@@princesscrystal6410 i didn't mention anything about fundy-

[@TrueKyanite]

Why does things get out of focus when we don’t look at them, kind of like a camera with a bokeh effect

[@sleepydog9968]

lenses only focus light hitting at certain angles onto the fovea (a specific place on the back part of your eye (aka the retina) with a high number of light sensing cells (aka cones which sense light colour)). so, anything that doesn't fall onto the fovea isnt in focus.

[@vuduygiang6276]

Me: **Looks at title** Eh. Also me: **Notices thumbnail** NOW THAT'S WORTH WATCHING RIGHT THERE!

[@DeltaPhox]

1:56 You guys got Lucky with the names on the Cups "My name is Jeremy", I said to the worker. They wrote *Joseph* on my cup

[@BreadCrispy]

#DearBlocko Did people invent smiling or is it just something they're born with

[@ezucra]

If we did invent it would be like this you:gets born parents: smile or I will put you back

[@psykkunno3578]

@@ezucra *shoves it back to the womb*

[@shonenhiroxd]

Question for Life Noggin: Is is possible for a person to learn, understand, and speak all the known languages on Earth?

[@hamstey1603]

No because there are some tribes we don't know about and they probably have some different language

[@afggetlost1342]

That's why he said "known" language

[@hamstey1603]

@@afggetlost1342 in that case, yes

[@thecoolestmomever4396]

"This is called 'spawning'" Me, a minecraft player:😅

[@emmylougarcia7656]

1:05 Me when mom tries to stop me from swimming

[@ravenmargot6185]

Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream. Merily, merily, merily, merily I can make you scream.

[@josianadossantos2945]

Yea they S P A W N like salmon Edit: Oh F U C C i thought they spawned like mobs in mc LMAO

[@inactivecosoekvjsz]

guinnes world record for dumbest person alive (Joke)

[@10ksubswithvideoschallenge73]

1:06 *OMG! this kept me laughing like crazy!!!*

[@tyrozone5]

WE LOVE YOU BLOCKO (Like if you agree)

[@randomrise1st72]

TZ5DoubleT Like Hunter But I liked anyway ;)

[@teramynx]

0:55 Spawning Me:MiNeCrAfT iS tHaT yOu?

[@martaharmon3133]

0:00 *voice crack*

[@bruh-ed8qr]

me: *turns 2* my parents: so when are you getting a boyfriend

[@blahdlychan8429]

kim’s mood ? How u get comments?

[@thankyouforallthose15years47]

IM NOT FIRST IM NOT LAST WHEN I SAW SALMON’S IT THEIR MAMA, THE DON’T EAT THE SALMONSSS!!!!!

[@Mia-f-m2t]

When i saw salmons eat their mama Dont Eat The Salmons*

[@moved3522]

r/ihadastroke

[@TamWam_]

OKafk exactly

[@voidzones]

Next time learn some english :)

[@zZesterr]

Life noggin’s finally losing it

[@bob-omb1217]

However, not as much as Ibxtoycat.

[@yassouryassour2601]

Thumdnale:Death Blocko:Hey This is Clearly live noggin

[@Kodeb8]

Salmons do real life spawning meaning they are the true gamers

[@Sussybaka34783]

Mom: I gave birth to you and this is how you treat me!! Me: And who’s fault is that?

[@vinceg7230]

Ha lol

[@teaeniee]

Doesn't anyone else do this? Well, it was normal for me.

[@sunnytse399]

You must be a fish

[@AhariAri]

Sunny Tse wooosh

[@superpork1superboy771]

hol up

[@NirohIsAsian]

you crazy?

[@mmm-vx4gd]

Me: *watching video Brain: remember when we ate a salmons eye like a boss , we devoured it like it was nothing while the other few people picked to eat one were mentally dying? Me: .......oh yea..... I can still feel that crunchy thing in my mouth... And how it looked at me while I was holding it.... gr8 times

[@myangrybirdsgowilliow3411]

I don't know if I can get to LA but do you have a preview coming up if people really wanna go but they can't get to LA?

[@frostboi77]

Pat is Blocko's secret identity in the real world. Change My Mind.

[@emmamalik4814]

Nobody: Salmon when they see their mother: *it's free real estate*

[@Inamichan]

The incorrect spelling on the coffee cups at 1:52 is fantastic.

[@templeofthemonkeygod9047]

Me: clicks video Video: *the salmon's horrifying life cycle*

[@senatorarmstrong618]

Salmon:wassup noggin Noggin:*eats random salmon*

[@aahanverma7707]

Life noggin for the win

[@soap_geo]

1:47 um, blocko theres A ant in your back

[@sadasdasdasdasdasss]

"Salmon are typically between 2 and 6 when they're ready to spawn"

[@GDHCole-uj7mc]

"They eat their mom" *familiar drum beat intro plays

[@PT2917-2]

Salmon: “I eat my mother.” Me: “I eat you and your mothers on a dinner plate.”

[@thecrackhead1019]

Mom fish : the one that always eats the baby’s The baby’s:UNO REVERSE CARD IN HER FACE

[@marranin007]

3:04 idk why but the movements salmon are making is funny.

[@WhitepawAJ]

Sees the thumbnail: "They eat their mom" Me: Lol I have to see this fish-cannibalism frenzy.

[@BadOm3n3]

You need more subscribers dude this is quality content

[@m4shermanfan225]

First life noggin vid I watch

[@absolutepotato1364]

2:33 the new dead by Daylight killer the samon slicer

[@madmaxtt2578]

Day 1: I got a salmon to eat for a family dinner next week Day 2: salmon got baby’s Day 3: I see only baby salmons eating bones

[@i.likechocolate]

Where salmon lay eggs are basically the spawn point for baby salmon

[@shadowmakesstuff]

Salmon mom: exists Salmon: HIPPITY HOPPITY YOUR FLESH IS MY PROPERTY

[@defaulty-minecraftstuff5169]

#dearblocko Why do sounds get more high pitched when we speed them up, and lower when we slow them down?

[@brigitteschmidt4284]

Blocko, you and your friends should come to Canada. We never get anything up here.

[@TheDuda1976]

Me: *Sees Picture* The baby fish: Come on bros, lets eat our mommy! The baby fish No.2: But we're brothers

[@kevinanimations3108]

0:01 THAT VOICE CRACK

[@sofiapaiz5268]

Mom salmon: omg I’m so excited to have kids! The kids: *ur gonna regret that*

[@uhhhhhh6919]

Eating your mom. Oh god, I mean oh me. Salmon are banned from heaven. I swear.

[@Rakoone]

"It just says do it coward" Q bot is so beautiful

[@Sai_Lee_Sasori]

[salmon eats parent] Your grounded for life

[@user-rd7kt3xl9g]

Claim your officially before 1 million views on this video award

[@tinkerbugs8029]

come to block party! coronavirus 2020:*imma bout to end this mans whole career*

[@ArpPlays]

0:21 Where did the paper go?

[@Sod1ePop]

the minecraft snowmen: "it's like a snowman but with pumpkins"