THE SAND - A Hilariously Bad Horror Movie

[@jerrysuaste9519]

OH MY GOD ELVIS THANK YOU!😭😭 *muah*

[@JulioAmazio]

GUYS THIS IS THE REAL DEAL!

[@jameskent8150]

There's my guy. You're famous now Jerry, hope to see you in movies soon !

[@Bradkinn_music]

Thanks Jerry...thank you

[@dreamerofryleh4016]

well boys we did it, we found Jerry

[@anclespy4991]

Its actually jerry Hey jerry

[@joaovictorabramides9977]

They’re basically just playing the floor is lava.

[@ThatSquidYT]

With Girls in Bikinis edition!

[@wafflefalafel9442]

community did it better lol

[@marishort6871]

@@ThatSquidYT On roller skates in outer space

[@nellrussellstarving_artist1215]

Just get up Marsha!

[@choccymilk2508]

Yeah, but it’s with that one kid that has to make up stupid rules that don’t even exist.

[@batrachosaurus]

I don't like sand. It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere. And it also kills you sometimes.

[@rendytias5866]

Star wart

[@18-viii-1-joshua2]

@@rendytias5866 Sand wars

[@kennethapalisok8764]

That fact that this is true because if you are dumb enough you could die from quick sand

[@notskittles977]

Sometimes i eat Sand

[@tetrofita1787]

I think this is a caddicarus reference because in the peppy pig magazine he said that about glitter

[@MrLordbubasith]

I watched this movie, randomly, with my almost 70 year old mother; she was laughing so hard she was actually in tears. I think that is the best review I can give.

[@TacSon]

Comedy just can't beat these B rated horror movies.

[@god1356]

@@TacSon yes they do make me laugh more than most comedys

[@mcoupe69]

@@TacSon I believe you mean Z movie

[@androidmk5987]

I wish my grandma could enjoy a film. She doesn't watch anything.

[@wongpatrick3631]

Me too. It's a total comedy

[@ivancybran]

to be fair, if my friends said "yo don't touch the sand! it's killing people!" I'd trust them, mainly because I'd rather trust them than be killed by sand.

[@CaileyMcMcKenna]

I’d rather be the idiot that fell for the prank than the idiot who died not listening lol

[@ivancybran]

@@CaileyMcMcKenna exactly

[@zandikhetwayo7444]

@@CaileyMcMcKenna Literally

[@franze4]

@@CaileyMcMcKenna in hindsight, yeah. but 99% of us would immediately think its a hoke

[@Girlymoth]

Same I’d rather live as a fool then die a fool

[@Amber_Phoenix]

The idea itself isn't even that dumb it's just horrendously executed.

[@michaelg8841]

Tremors is an example of a well executed movie

[@michaelg8841]

Like this

[@durgapur_97]

The idea of some giant squid monster with magic tentacles hijacking the sand and using it to kill off unsuspecting beach goers isn't that dumb indeed.

[@lambdalabs7807]

I listened to a creepypasta about a similar topic, it was really good

[@katla3393]

Like a giant sand lion or something alike, but I guess star wars already did that

[@KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69]

This movie is Anakin's worst nightmare.

[@randomsamurai3855]

*i don't like sand its course, rough and it gets every where*

[@neochilly]

i’m glad i’m not the only StarWars fan here!

[@malibubun]

Neo Chilly oopp

[@malibubun]

OhItsTom his is only 3mins faster if u don't update the chat while watching it just happens it's not stolen

[@frankieb9444]

This and Kindergarten Cop.

[@OneTopic]

Somehow I already know that your smooch for Jerry will be the scariest part of this review...

[@totallynotlilly]

omg its one topic

[@bickle0922]

Onetopic Pog

[@josephtaylor4505]

Gamer moment?

[@SilveryBlue1010]

Topicky Wopicky! not expect to see you here :)

[@nagybalint1474]

@Gary Hall agree call 911

[@_soothsayer_]

the hot dog scene was maybe the smartest move ever done by a horror movie character in any horror movie ive ever seen. maybe

[@VSMOKE1]

You know what would have made it smarter if they cut those hot dogs in half Doubling the radius

[@MountainPieEnjoyer]

They could've cut them smaller bc they kinda gotta eat

[@jojofox4566]

Cop: Oh whoops! Dropped my keys. *grabs entire chunk of sand*

[@TheJ70]

Underrated

[@StudlyFudd13]

That's not what you do when you drop your keys? Dropped my keys *grabs chunk of sidewalk*

[@kharnsagara]

He lives with the rare condition of Squidward Tentpoleitis to where it's hard for him to pick things up because of past trauma with claw machines

[@scotchbutter9154]

@@StudlyFudd13 lol

[@misterminutes4504]

His hand is a claw machine on it's own

[@Phoenix_The_Wolf]

Every bad movie Elvis covers is basically just “don’t ask questions”

[@majorblitz3846]

"You'll have no idea what is happening in this movie, Because neither are we!" -Movie production team probably

[@Allosauruairsoft]

Can you watch “big ass spider” yes it’s actually called big ass spider.

[@tylerpennington1126]

Yes please

[@Kehwanna]

Agreed.

[@Kehwanna]

Also, your name threw me off. Nicccceee

[@RustyC216]

What's it about?

[@labrat4421]

I kinda like that movie tbh

[@tvisionary3394]

I quite like the concept of tentacles (giant jellyfish) coming from the sand and slowly evolving and whenever you touch the sand the carnivorous acidic will slowly dissolve you and you get pulled under. But the character's acting, decisions, and literally barely any actual action or progress of the film are just... *inhales then pushes the director and storywriter into the sand*

[@pleaseenteraname6590]

So they were drunk enough to: -ignore thousands of screams -not get freaked out by Cthulhu and Goku’s egg baby -and fall asleep standing up

[@yesmansam6686]

I believe it.

[@Broccolie]

Seems legit

[@kgpspyguy]

We’ve all been there.

[@zonloxyt8789]

First how did ThEy all get that drunk and not just one

[@showedkiller4561]

And that's a fact

[@floofusdoofus]

This movie would've been greatly improved if the fat guy was the only survivor.

[@yesmansam6686]

I agree. Or at least had a bigger role in saving people.

[@rj6485]

Agreed, everyone’s eaten by a beach but this dude just rolls off

[@rj6485]

Or the better option, Gilbert the barrel man.....is the monster

[@bromachrome]

You've given me a great idea for a horror movie

[@bromachrome]

@Jaiden Cuntapay A sort of Outlast situation, where it's more about surviving long amounts of time rather than dealing with an external force. Haven't fleshed out the details yet, but I'm on my way now

[@bagelwizard5336]

Rest in peace Cleo Berry, the fat guy should never have died to this alien because he was safe where he was until "plot"

[@DeadlyLazer]

Lol why would you say RIP Cleo Berry? I thought the actor died and felt guilty for a second

[@Farrin22]

I don’t get why he died he was the best character

[@DraconicAux]

Watching a bad horror movie with a group of friends is the best thing ever. It somehow becomes 10x funnier compared to watching alone

[@k_krabco9562]

thats if you have a group of friend

[@DraconicAux]

@@k_krabco9562 lol

[@jhunyormonttez7408]

If you have friends, sure. I can imagine that.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

House of the Dead is the perfect bad horror movie for that kind of action.

[@ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo]

That’s pretty much every bad movie, something like Velocipastor is ten times funnier if you have friends

[@justicebrown3917]

“I don’t wanna die with a dick on my face” is a perfectly legitimate sentiment. Good writing 10/10

[@mercygoddd]

You got a 100 likes, but you didnt get any replies, WHAT?

[@danimations1369]

Hi

[@TheDisturbingPanda]

Well, it does have "comedy" listed as one of it's genres, so that's understandable. But unfortunately they didn't have "parody" listed as one of the genres

[@therealzargoes]

2 out of 10

[@chenterr103]

-i would- i agree

[@merasmusentertainment]

"I don't like sand, it's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere." Anakin Skywalker.

[@maxfastshielt7858]

Clicked only for this

[@roanderyker6170]

Me too

[@chronica6457]

Same

[@Piotr08]

Hi merasmus

[@thehighspeedchicken]

I think Anakin Skywalker is right -Abraham Lincoln

[@TheDahaka1]

Actually, it looks like the monster just wants to eat organic stuff, so when it feels boots, it just loses interest, it doesn't even try to pull it in, but when it realizes that inside that inorganic cover there's an organic blob, it pulls everything in. Quite consistent with the surfboards.

[@enderkatze6129]

Banana.

[@enderkatze6129]

Oh and also how did it find the Guy in the barrel

[@TheDahaka1]

@@enderkatze6129 Either plot hole (most likely) or the barrel was without a bottom. The rest of the movie seems consistent enough, even though I'll never be sure because it sucks and I'll never see it XD

[@enderkatze6129]

@@TheDahaka1 yeah, plotholes.

[@xavierharris6952]

@@enderkatze6129 I imagine its from his blood leaking out onto the sand and it discovered the source

[@xsterawesome]

Disclaimer: I've never seen this movie and this video is my first exposure to it. I think it's not using the tentacles could be explained by the fact is barely a day old, I think it's just growing and learning, the tentacles may start out as pubic hairs and slowly (or quickly depending on how you think about it) turn into big tentacles. perhaps if the movie was better written that would explain that, or maybe the director wants you to think about it yourself? The same goes for what it chooses to grab, it may not have been aware that people were on the surfboard, or that the cop (who was the only person wearing shoes in the entire movie) was wearing shoes. As for them taking forever to open the trunk, or figure out to wrap towels around their feet, do you really think the kind of people attending a party like this and falling asleep in a convertible with the top down in the middle of a beach are that bright? Honestly, I feel like if the movie was rewritten, recast, had better special effects, and had a little bit of thought put into it, it could have had the bones of a really good movie. Also, I think nearly the entire movie taking place on a tiny patch of beach was a dumb idea as well, I feel like it would have done better if it maybe took place on a private island resort or something, they could have spent the entire movie trying to figure out how to get off the island (devise a plan to get to a boat on a dock to find out the battery doesn't work etc.), maybe it wasn't in the budget? I really think a big plothole is that no one came looking for the cop all day who presumably had a patrol route that someone would have checked out when he didn't show up at the end of the day, But I digress. *TLDR:* I really think this movie is a case of good idea, bad execution, but, the execution was so bad in this case that some people mistake the movie for a bad idea altogether. There's my 373-word mini-essay.

[@samuelbrantfisher7441]

Movie bad.

[@themarksman4557]

movie had a 100 dollar budget

[@Dovah_Slayer]

​@@themarksman4557well that explains why it was so shit

[@mizzsassy-ow7uf]

Nobody's going to read this comment 😂

[@KalleMäkinen-h3v]

​@@mizzsassy-ow7uf 124 people have dear

[@orange9531]

The monster left cuz he realized how stupid the protagonists where

[@bloodyax8070]

*Were

[@hehe6722]

@@bloodyax8070 Whar is wrong with ur name?

[@detenatron.3608]

The replies is some trippy shit here.

[@bartholomulesphensvil2284]

Pretty hypocritical of it

[@Vember_codyisunderrated]

@@bloodyax8070 Bad name did you have nothing to name yourself

[@dr.bright6272]

There's a movie called The Rubber. The description is "a car tire comes to life with the ability to make people explode. It goes on a murderous rampage through the Californian desert."

[@idjacob2816]

Omg i-

[@noirofthefog]

Please show me this :o this is INCREDIBLE

[@geertdegryse1650]

Its self aware tho

[@endinessendiness7842]

Rubber was ok.

[@idjacob2816]

@@endinessendiness7842 the point is, that its wierd

[@AlfredSoul]

If John Carpenter, for example, remade this, the premise could work really well, I think.

[@chileanguyfleegman]

I wish John would.

[@Angel-kc7ck]

Yeah, it's actually a cool concept, it just needed better execution.

[@Redemption-cj4jk]

I know nobody is gonna get this reference but terramorphis anyone

[@JotaC]

Exactly what I was thinking. Some psychological horror could really boost this concept.

[@umairashraf5167]

@@Redemption-cj4jk hell yeah ,how about hyperius

[@AN0NYM0US_143]

For the inconsistencies with the big Tenticals Theory: the thing basically just got born so I mean it’s like learning to walk but in monster form

[@Mustansirtaher6]

Man has the neural net cpu

[@storm_xo07]

"Arractive people, and a fat guy." My friends and me summed up.

[@ratinabagofchips3657]

Why are you watching a rat...

[@James-rs6uh]

@@ratinabagofchips3657 Why are you in a bag of chips?

[@ratinabagofchips3657]

@@James-rs6uh cuz I like chips and wanna know something else.... I'M IN YOUR BAG OF CHIPS MUHAHAHAHA

[@setlerking]

You shouldnt be that mean to your friend there, I’m sure he’s not fat. He’s just long time full.

[@ratinabagofchips3657]

@@setlerking got that appetite

[@creatortraitor8154]

Wow, Kinetic Sand really upped their game.

[@gallowshumor1784]

Underrated comment

[@rafaelm.1865]

Omg lol 😂

[@theonlymiyamotomusashiv2]

Hahha

[@gasterstanley1510]

*KINETIC SUPER SAMD*

[@creatortraitor8154]

@@gasterstanley1510 YES.

[@JustinY.]

The true horror of this movie is the psychological trauma it caused Anakin.

[@SilverZealot]

found ya

[@Utogonist]

Daddy 😫

[@ithilan]

i hate sand

[@bruhcorporation3653]

@@ithilan when it gets in your shoe 🤮

[@toabelka5889]

You're early

[@robotrix]

Whole day passes and NO ONE comes to the beach on a nice sunny day? People falling asleep standing up is more believable.

[@tacomn]

I knew a guy who past out against a radiator and in the morning his skin was burnt to it. We had to rip his skin literally off, to get him freed. He was only super drunk btw. So yeah honestly if you get fucked up enough, you apparently can fall asleep anywhere.

[@PrincessAmanante]

My life was so much better before I read this.

[@katherinesmallbean3594]

oh god no why did I visualize it thats so terrible

[@rutabagage8176]

it happened to a friend of mine too, who felt asleep next to a campfire. his feet got glued to the stones around.

[@kevinpatrickcarey3741]

i was so bixtooned once i almost fell asleep/passed out in a snowbank and probably would have froze to death if the cops didnt wake me and send me home lol lol

[@JM-ft8lw]

This did not happen

[@LimaFX]

The movie sucked but that soundtrack was fire I love that song at the end

[@thelordofthelostbraincells]

When a thing is bad but the music is decent to pretty good

[@Tmack32]

How did the black guy get stuck in a barrel-

[@sunnydaze4ever373]

@@Tmack32 no clue

[@DarkShadic9632]

Blind Peter griffin Sonic 06 in a nutshell. And other bad things, but I’m a nerd.

[@thelordofthelostbraincells]

@@DarkShadic9632 it's so bad that it's good?

[@luigimaster111]

They should've called this movie: No Shirt No Shoes No Living.

[@kasandraannmarie751]

Yes I petition they changed the name to this. I bet it would sell better.

[@sydneyslaughter7163]

I’d see that movie in a heartbeat!

[@DoesNotReply]

That's an actually good name

[@tigs7774]

lo

[@tigs7774]

l

[@AngelRasmus3]

You'd be amazed how drunk people sleep in weird ways. One of my older brothers got drunk and went to sleep on the floor in the kitchen. When people tried to going in, he'd tell people to get out of his bedroom

[@toabelka5889]

"I hate The Sand. It's coarse and rough and it gets everywhere." -Anakin Skywalker, Film Reviewer

[@SHADOW17018]

i hate dust

[@factualhat3018]

I hate xenos

[@ii560k]

yes. it is.

[@benro6564]

@@SHADOW17018 I don't want it building up in my home

[@MH-zb7jo]

I've barely starting the video and this comment already has me rolling XD

[@HazardProfile]

this movie is coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

[@rainygamedays5873]

Most under rated comment 😂

[@Jermungus115]

Just like your dad.

[@baananajam]

Ah, I came looking for this comment *chefs kiss

[@iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii3048]

Stark Trek quote. Said by Captain Jack Sparrow in 1931

[@schandlicher-schubertverif9478]

Alrighty trooper

[@Kiryuuin_]

the most interesting thing about this movie is to show how being in a famous disney show doesn't save you from poor career choices

[@liamwebb7019]

Dude, they weren’t just drunk. They were taking every drug in existence.

[@Euc_jr]

Even flakka??? 😅

[@t-rexentertainment7645]

@@Euc_jr yes

[@UrMe666]

@@Euc_jr he said “every” so ye

[@bungiecrimes7247]

They vaped once

[@davidsmith7752]

This is your brain on drugs.

[@rafaelalodio5116]

I don't like this movie, is corse, irritating and it gets everywhere.

[@TibetanMonk13]

And the teens had the highground

[@mochamadnagatadaf6800]

Star wars

[@MrCotchios]

"It's over, tentacle monster. I have the high ground."

[@shugzm9016]

A suprise to be sure but a welcome one

[@khodi-y5h]

That’s a star wars reference

[@jdc6274]

"Attractive people"... "Looks like Yandere Dev" Pick one

[@cthulhu7156]

Apparently some girls find him attractive so...

[@Mr_Green2178]

Why can’t I pick both

[@CinnabarCereal]

@@Mr_Green2178 Mr Alex is far from attractive my g

[@saganadams1542]

Fun Fact:I'm the Only Gay Guy In 100 Miles

[@CinnabarCereal]

@@saganadams1542 thats nice but nobody asked

[@HopePapernacky]

If I was in this situation I would've tried to get the cop to arrest me and bring me back to civilization in his safe car. Like "yes, you are right, I AM high on illegal substances and you should bring me to the station"

[@Doctor_YouTube_]

This Movie was filmed in 17 days, with a $25 Million dollar budget. WHAT?

[@bjarneandersson974]

No kidding? I guess that the Drug Cartels have found new ways of laundering money...

[@flufflewarrior]

25 Million!? They are at some random beach with effects that they probably made in a few hours. No big actors or even good scripts... where did all the money go? :I

[@FilthyGaijin]

Shit man, I would've made this in two days and 100 dollars in snacks for the actors. Gotta wash that money really clean

[@LucidLegend1984]

Meanwhile, I can't get my SCP found footage filmed for 10k

[@superg6787]

Umm I looked it up... I don’t think it was a $25 million budget. All the sites said it had a small, meager budget and the only site that mentioned that the $25 million was amazon. However they only said “If you’re looking for something with a $25 million dollar budget, you won’t find it.”.

[@bassyryder8705]

So- I know another horrible horror movie. Killer sofa. It's a New Zealand movie about a chair that kills people. It's so bad it's good.

[@dumbflop2070]

HE HAS TO REVIEW IT

[@sven3316]

I need a review of this

[@sky-sx5gt]

What about the attack of killer tomatoes?

[@ezequieldiaz9315]

Underrated comment get it to the top

[@nikkimcbain2839]

I heard of a hulu original about killer hair

[@mangozzz4487]

“I hate sand, it’s coarse rough and irritating. And it gets everywhere”

[@wg_potatoraptor1559]

Another happy landing

[@Nisha_bby3]

Hello there

[@danskyl7279]

The dark side of the force is a path to many abilities, some consider to be UNNATURAL.

[@Klr-zm1rf]

@@Nisha_bby3 General Kenobi!!

[@persona8439]

@@Klr-zm1rf General Grievous....... You're shorter than I expected.

[@mememachine867]

1:19 I literally screamed out "IS THAT A BIG-ASS COSMIC NUTSACK?"

[@damncat2793]

The cost of the film: 2 hot dogs and $20

[@rottencandy2675]

maybe just one hot dog, they could have washed the sand off and reused it.

[@gaut2018]

@@rottencandy2675 idk why but that made me laugh

[@cashwin45]

@@rottencandy2675 The funniest part is that actually could be true lmfao

[@FirestoneAnimation]

I would've made better effects on that budget

[@cocogeckocat1440]

And peanuts and boiled eggs at the snack table.

[@CorruptShark]

So this is why Anakin hates sand, he was talking about this movie

[@RaraZeCat]

Maybe?!

[@ladymariaoftheastralclockt9313]

I don’t like lovecrafts pubes, they’re course and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

[@CorruptShark]

@@ladymariaoftheastralclockt9313 😂😂😂

[@slevinchannel7589]

Baywatch is also just shit.

[@CorruptShark]

@@slevinchannel7589 touché

[@weathershark6911]

I love how stubborn that monster is bc he stayed on that beach for at least a day for like 5 people and then all of a sudden he just doesn't care anymore and leaves

[@Tallnhairy]

Elvis has the cutest laugh. Always laughs and looks down and to the side. 😂

[@isabellawoods4127]

Something about Elvis making fun of movies with Nick Cage in the background gives me unlimited enjoyment

[@snic_picic]

That guy that gets his face eaten at the beginning was also the guy that played the green ranger in power rangers samurai, and I find that very funny

[@kamenriderbuildismyfavorit6670]

Guess he didn’t have time to use symbol power

[@pinkertonwinkerton]

He could not use the power of the bear megazord

[@thegoldeyjar]

Mike!!!! Use your samuraiser!!!!

[@thechroniclegamer4285]

I miss power rangers samurai

[@lsekai2101]

Bro forgot he could morph

[@littykitty040]

This movie looks very coarse, rough, and irritating.

[@lovelyblaze]

It seems to get everywhere too.

[@kitsune1298]

@@KingofYggdrasil r/woosh

[@beanmann000]

@@kitsune1298 not a woooosh

[@lovelyblaze]

@@KingofYggdrasil I don’t think you understood what I was talking about.

[@lovelyblaze]

@@KingofYggdrasil yessir

[@ezragoldberg3132]

I bleached my Pubes once while drunk and yeah, it did kinda look like this Alien tentacle monster...

[@jimmy_the_squid9456]

Cthulhu's Testicle is going to be my band name

[@samuelwood8010]

@• nanzor • 2025. Will be titled after the name of H.P. Lovecrafts cat

[@samuelwood8010]

@• nanzor • if that doesn't go over well, we'll name our band Provocative Taxidermy instead, first single will be Cat Yowling. We'll use washboards and a triangle.

[@waltercomunello121]

that's a pretty kickass name for a band. you have my blessing.

[@07_danishwistara29]

Sounds like a new disease where your testicle tear apart

[@noodlegarnish5891]

@@07_danishwistara29 omg I’m uncomfortable

[@anintellectual1637]

* Plastic raft * Monster: ah shit cant get into this * Metal barrel * Monster: *o fuck yeah*

[@Brisco_County_Jr]

Obviously it was rusted on the bottom. Come on now lol.

[@anintellectual1637]

@@Brisco_County_Jr still, its a PLASTIC RAFT.

[@Brisco_County_Jr]

@@anintellectual1637 it was sarcasm. Still one of the best comedies on Tubi.

[@RetroRespawn]

When I watched the film it's not entirely clear but there are hints throughout that the beast has been slowly eating him through the bottom of the barrel since the start.

[@spoopyghost1327]

its allways the fat guy that dies

[@MrCovi2955]

"The Floor Is Lava!" "Nah, that's a bad idea for a horror movie." "How about we do the same thing but instead of floor it's sand, and instead of lava..... it's hair." "That's awesome"

[@maztic2090]

Nah, that's not what happened, THIS is what happened: "hey man I saw a cool video last night about a tentacle monster doing weird flipping stuff to a girl." " Sounds cool dude, what if we make it a horror movie?" "Yeah sure, sounds cool" "yeah yeah let's do this" "yeah cool cool yes movie me make yes" and that's what happened

[@deadlikedisco4726]

Dammit I just commented something like this without looking at the other comments.

[@brittanylucas3857]

Its just Tremors but worse.

[@maztic2090]

@MrDjBigZ the floor is lava (:not really I dont know what you are talking about )

[@maztic2090]

@MrDjBigZ oh ok

[@JokerScribe]

The thing is if you're on the beach you tend to wear something on your feet, like trainers or shoes because otherwise you're standing on jelly fish, crabs, shells, rocks and sharp bits and bobs from the sea, not to mention glass.

[@ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo]

Yeah, did none of them wear crocs or sandals? Like not even mentioned

[@kerchoikerchoi2989]

I also like sand. But not this type of sand

[@joshyzburton1458]

Why? Its coarse, its rough and it gets everywhere.

[@canondead1943]

I like sand

[@kerchoikerchoi2989]

@@canondead1943 I am glad someone agrees with me

[@averagechadlegionary5824]

@@joshyzburton1458 Damnit you beat me to it! Lol

[@mr.sandman3619]

I like you too (:

[@nightsregalia8641]

"Guys we used all the budget! How will we make the special effects?" "I got some spaghetti and my kid has some slime"

[@tigs7774]

this deserves more likes than it has

[@gokuxsephiroth4505]

I mean, I kind of like the concept of a Lovecraftian horror that hides itself under the sand and starts dragging people to their deaths - but like... not like this... I've always thought that deserts could be a terrifying place for a horror, with the already extreme natural environment and lack of all resources, but all I can really think of is The Hills Have Eyes. This ain't it though.

[@icircumcisedmonkeysafterfo4781]

Can't believe how oblivious this dude is. Nicholas Cage is literally behind him

[@clutchgodgamerjosh]

Bruh he dumb the monster is evolving

[@IggyTheBalrog]

The most unbelievable thing about this is that they slept on a beach without burning grotesquely.

[@woahvicky4088]

This is literally tremors just a thousand times worse.

[@Leo_Varga]

Aye man tremors slaps lol

[@chuckn4851]

Damn it Vicky

[@darrelsam419]

Tremors but the characters are extremely stupid and the monster isn't as scary.

[@tommyfanzfloppydisk]

15:15 I guess the logic would be that it has to identify you as a living prey, the moment it does it grabs whatever

[@lesedimolefe9390]

I'm not defending this movie, but the monster was a baby because it just hatched so mayyyybe it was still developing its intelligence and powers throughout the movie idk

[@ivywt]

yeah, that makes sense. it also explains why it didn’t cover the entire beach. its mother is probably triple its size

[@boomerboy9214]

@@ivywt im starting to wonder if the tentacles just grew when the fat guy was stuck, so it took the advantage to pull him into itself.

[@M4x_P0w3r]

Perhaps the more people it ate, the more intelligent it became

[@thisaccountissomethingelse6960]

If it gained their intelligence it would still be stupid

[@AshGD2]

Xenomorphs can kill people as soon as they're born

[@tigs7774]

I think the reason why the big tentacle didn’t come out earlier in the movie is because it had a massive hangover because people kept spilling bear on the sand lol

[@jayydexter]

I always thought it was constantly evolving which is why as the movie goes on the monster becomes more and more deadly

[@tigs7774]

nope just a massive hangover that it

[@jayydexter]

@@tigs7774 im mean with how drunk they must of been probably true

[@chesbeta4912]

Didn't know bears were alcoholic drinks. 😄

[@tigs7774]

Ches Beta did i spell it wrong my bad

[@There605]

They should make another movie called The Ocean and then make a crossover movie where they fight each other in an epic battle

[@nathangreen4539]

At least the ocean would be scary. I'm terrified of the ocean

[@mr.goldfish1530]

@@nathangreen4539 Thalassophobe gang

[@nathangreen4539]

@@mr.goldfish1530 Swimming near a whale is legitimately one of the scariest things I can think of off the top of my head

[@Petar901]

@@mr.goldfish1530 Yyeeeeessss

[@Raccon_Detective.]

@@nathangreen4539 Agreed you feel like a insect.

[@eztgr]

First of all! Who TF grabs their keys like a Claw Machine Game @14:14?! That is all. Awesome video btw.

[@ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo]

And on a beach, he’s literally just grabbing a handful of sand

[@tabiibat]

It’s sad. I like the idea of the sand tentacle alien. But these characters and the story were so stupid. Imagine a decent sci-fi movie with scientists trying to learn about the alien and how to defeat it. And trying to keep stupid Karen civilians off the beach like the idiots in jaws. The sand will eat you, and even if you do get torn away from it, you’re poisoned. So they’ve got to find a cure, too. It could be campy lovecraftian fun

[@akshaydalvi1534]

Tremors

[@tabiibat]

@@akshaydalvi1534 that’s a worm. Not the sand itself tho

[@smickothesmickest]

That sounds like a way better story than 'The Sand'.

[@iamafuckingfailure]

It would be a good movie Sadly, the producers had the budget of a mcdonalds menu

[@WaituSnaiku]

@@tabiibat in this film the alien in the sand kill people not the sand itself

[@desdes5622]

I just realized that they literally were like "lets make the floor is lava but we need a reason for the girls to be in bikinis".

[@rigboy1234]

I know this Is 3 years old but god It deserves way more likes imo

[@quavercow6537]

"It's got the strength of a million men behind those puebs" LOOL

[@KeiVisual]

*Party going strong* "Hey I found this alien egg thing!" *stoner goes home* "Oh my god we're dying!" -everyone dies- -post credits- *Stoner takes a rip from a bong* "Whoa, scoobie doo is a great dane..."

[@Decafcoffeepls]

*I swear you can literally make a horror movie with a title like "the rock" or "the gacha machine"*

[@connaghward1582]

No god please no, not a Gacha Life Movie!!!

[@siyaamissack8788]

@@connaghward1582 please no gacha heat. AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[@kayneedlinson725]

There's a horror movie titled "The Tire" and "The Snowman"

[@AlanTuringWannabe]

@@kayneedlinson725 I was just thinking of the horror movie Rubber. I think that's what you are thinking of. It's about an evil tire. Classic humor in that one

[@kayneedlinson725]

@@AlanTuringWannabe Yeah, that one. Thx mate

[@jerryscary]

When elvis said, "Just for you Jerry.." I got terrified and saw the profile. I was in the clear

[@jerrysuaste9519]

you weren’t the only one who was terrified 😏

[@jerryscary]

@@jerrysuaste9519 your the messiah!

[@Petar901]

@@jerrysuaste9519 JERRY

[@driplightyear125]

@@jerrysuaste9519 JERRY YOU SON OF A BIT-......

[@supersonicrocket-ship7489]

* chants* Jerry jerry jerry

[@Nojlavender222]

Maybe the question isn’t how much alcohol they consumed but what alcohol they consumed.

[@keeleymoyle7846]

or what was in the alcohol they consumed like drugs

[@rileygunter9582]

Meth

[@rimeratalmon1009]

...and where we can find some...

[@user-fb3nu1ds9n]

Crystal meth

[@Skeleton_With_VR]

No the real question is how did they consume it

[@Emil_Stoltz]

The "Yandere Dev" lookin' ass is Mitchel Musso. He was also in Pair of Kings😂

[@varies4487]

Everyone, at one point in their lives, notices the cardboard cutout of Nick Cage in the background for the first time and will never forget it.

[@raphmaster23]

Lol now I have

[@tiaaaron3278]

And?

[@Geoseph1232]

Lel

[@synth3662]

it has been there for a couple of time

[@slogofan3877]

Anakin Skywalker: "YOU HAVE BROUGHT 'IT' HERE TO KILL ME"

[@רועיר-ה4ז]

PREQUEL MEMES

[@CHRF-55457]

lol

[@maztic2090]

If you were going to make a dumb planet fights joke, why not a "high ground" joke? It fits for the movie

[@neaux8857]

They were so drunk that they couldn't her the the people dying and can sleep in a barrel but aren't hungover at all.

[@AimeeFleck]

I know right

[@enderkatze6129]

Slept for 48 hours straight

[@haiyzu]

Godzilla got a stroke reading this and fucking dies

[@dr.bright6272]

He's not sleeping in a barrel. He's a human/oil drum hybrid

[@Glitterkins_the_sparklemonkey]

I feel like you've never properly been blackout drunk. Glad I found this channel. Love it

[@derekchristensen5347]

Bro this is actually a badass idea. If it wasn’t for the terrible effects writing and acting and the big tentacles it’s genuinely a cool idea and it’s cool that it takes place in broad daylight in one location. Like it’s terrible execution but this would be an awesome premise if it was well done.

[@wraxeph4559]

Yeah, I thought this movie also was a good idea but had bad execution.

[@pssd-ff-dth-grps-fn8797]

Btw it’s already been made, it’s called “Tremors” starring Kevin Bacon

[@Andrew-zq3ip]

It should have modeled something like The Ruins which is about a sentient evil vine that covers a south American temple in the jungle

[@nellrussellstarving_artist1215]

@@pssd-ff-dth-grps-fn8797 "Tremors" did not have my beloved sand pubes!!!... And Marsha wasn't there!!!. . .. What are ya tryin to sell here, BigCoyote?? LMAO

[@nellrussellstarving_artist1215]

I think it could have been done well, too! But then have ya seen "The Dirt"??? Montley Crue probably has the craziest stories known to man.... Yet...wrong director, wrong actors... Hmmmm (What could have been).... Yeah... "The Sand", "The Dirt".... THE GARBAGE! ...wth, hollyweird? Quit messing up stuff that could have been cool! Oh, and maybe do Stephen King right too once in a while! LoL!

[@12isaac00]

Holy shit, the IQ of all the characters combined is almost 100!

[@prettymiami8769]

It doesn’t even go to 25

[@khumokwezimashapa2245]

10*

[@prettymiami8769]

@@khumokwezimashapa2245 not even five

[@yollano5352]

@@prettymiami8769 three count

[@purple_prismarine]

They all share a braincell

[@darthmomin8276]

The cop: oh guess I dropped mah keys. Lemme just LITERALLY GRAB DA WHOLE DAM BEACH

[@lauragraves4342]

He got ate like a key lime pie.

[@linc54]

Guys don’t bully him the keys are a size 9

[@beckydnjd]

I shouldn't have laughed at this

[@IndestructibleApe]

Lol

[@NoBloons]

I like to think one person was asleep outside the monsters range and woke up to see clothing around and the main cast sleeping and was like "alright, ima head home. Cya guys."

[@GradKat]

The basic premise seems to be a cross between “The Raft”, a short story by Stephen King (also filmed as a segment of the movie Creepshow 2), and the 1990 film Tremors. Except The Raft and Tremors were both really good.

[@Jopo1226]

There was also a not well known movie called blood beach that almost the same. The director stated he never heard of the movie, but the box art is very similar.

[@kakarikiyazoo]

This is very much a cross between "The Raft" and "Blood Beach"...with some "Tremors" moments.

[@matthewcooke4011]

@@kakarikiyazoo Yeah, those are precisely the references I thought of too. I actually liked the concept of not even being able to touch the sand, at all, but the execution was awful.

[@crowMilatonin]

Oh my god that creepshow segment haunted my dreams as a kid

[@jamesb6087]

The short story was better.

[@Canny1607]

Anakin was trying to warn us this whole time😳

[@Rex-hc1ec]

He was all the time correct

[@denisjankovic2164]

@@Rex-hc1ec he was always right, that means.... We need to commit war crimes.

[@stickypoopoo8982]

@@denisjankovic2164 TIME TO SLAY THE YOUNG

[@anikmonette2140]

I scrolled down in search of that joke!😄

[@alexanderwilkins1505]

Lmao

[@sadieadler8899]

this might ACTUALLY be worse than all those horrible shark movies Elvis watched one time

[@average_enjoyer]

What do you mean? The shark movies were amazing

[@kayden232ou]

@@average_enjoyer exactly that's why it's worse

[@madgav935]

Hi Sadie. How’s South Africa? U miss John?

[@sk8rot]

I really love this movie since it's intentionally bad, except it looks like they tried which is miserable

[@kayden232ou]

@@sk8rot that sentence hurt my depression in a bad way

[@IndigoFireFandubs]

Was not expecting one of the main Hannah Montana actors to show up in this 😂

[@definitelynotpeterparker]

This horror movie would only be scary to Anakin Skywalker

[@stevenbaker8184]

Maybe it's the origin story of the pit of sarlaac

[@I_want_White_Cheddar_Popcorn]

Don't forget Boba fett too, even though he survived, but still

[@hroyston]

@@stevenbaker8184 tru dat

[@doobie0635]

Ooooo or maybe it’s like a second baby pit of sarlaac that landed on earth and the dumbasses found it

[@hroyston]

@@doobie0635 ooooooooooooooooooooooo

[@_redven]

this movie feels like something me and my friends wouldve acted out at the beach when we were 8

[@canondead1943]

I bet that strange addiction girl who eats sand wouldn’t even like this movie...

[@rubenweber6742]

In Soviet Strange Addiction, sand eats you

[@sky-sx5gt]

Lmao

[@HydraSpectre1138]

Also, how Filthy Frank portrays the Middle East. “We eat sand for breakfast.” “Boy, sand sure is delicious!”

[@Dex99SS]

In all fairness...the idea was that it was growing as it ate. It got more powerful, ate things faster, grew the tentacles then began using them. . . Twas the idea. Bad movie still, all around.... but uhhh... that twas the idea.

[@no-pool08]

Hey, the black woman didn’t die first! That’s a first in horror movies.

[@diablotry5154]

Black dude*

[@ale-skate]

@@diablotry5154 there was a woman too in the car

[@DevVy-WeVvy]

@AARON FARRIS how dare you

[@levingreen3979]

But she's the first one to want to use sunscreen... With natural sunscreen built in... MELANIN.

[@Fpink202new]

@@levingreen3979 black people can get skin cancer too

[@xxRojo]

The Sand is actually a pretty scary title, hate when that shit gets in your shorts when you’re swimming...

[@siege1686]

Darth Vader agrees with you

[@rikospostmodernlife]

Yeah, that's why I don't swim in sand anymore

[@c-man162]

@@siege1686 I don't like sand

[@AmaryInkawult]

It's rough, course, and it gets everywhere

[@c-man162]

@@AmaryInkawult no joke i dont like sand. it's like glitter it gets everywhere

[@angrybidoof847]

The cop gets a pass for not running cus he just has his arm cut off, shock and major blood loss does weird things to you Also the things a new born, it might not have developed the larger tentacles/or it's hunting strategy till later . Which would be terrifying in a film done well

[@yorombas7468]

This is some respect. Good job

[@s3.14dervision]

Maybe the monster left because it got sick of the screaming too.

[@thiccwasowski2400]

This is basically an intense game of the floor is lava

[@joewilson6269]

Your pfp is GOLDEN

[@slevinchannel7589]

Baywatch is also just shit.

[@Raccon_Detective.]

Live action.

[@dalegarvey8076]

The floor is tentacles

[@setiademeow]

and sometime the lava flew out and shook the platform

[@OtakuJuanma2]

I won't lie, i want this movie to be remade, or at least someone grab the concept of a monster that kills you if you step inside a certain area. Everything else can go to hell, but I want that "the floor is lava" concept to be used properly

[@tomato2988]

Try watching Tremors.

[@OtakuJuanma2]

@@tomato2988 Watched all 3 Tremors movies. I'm talking more Lovecraftian monstrosity, not giant worm.

[@Robkinggozer]

@@OtakuJuanma2 Try Boyhood.

[@nebulostheparticleman]

@@OtakuJuanma2 there is at least 5 tremors movies, they may have made a sixth

[@slevinchannel7589]

There's already stuff like this. Heck, its even a game-mechanic since decades. Go search for it.

[@Flutter_Aeina]

The worst part is that this could have potentially been an interesting concept in the hands of a competent director

[@barneycockburn]

IT was SO terrible it was GREAT. Dead serious

[@idontknowwhattocallmychann3535]

They def added that bit of it swimming at the end "just in case" this movie actually succeeded so that they could make more money in a sequel