THE SAND - A Hilariously Bad Horror Movie

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[@jerrysuaste9519]

OH MY GOD ELVIS THANK YOU!😭😭 *muah*

[@JulioAmazio]

GUYS THIS IS THE REAL DEAL!

[@jameskent8150]

There's my guy. You're famous now Jerry, hope to see you in movies soon !

[@Bradkinn_music]

Thanks Jerry...thank you

[@dreamerofryleh4016]

well boys we did it, we found Jerry

[@anclespy4991]

Its actually jerry Hey jerry

[@MrLordbubasith]

I watched this movie, randomly, with my almost 70 year old mother; she was laughing so hard she was actually in tears. I think that is the best review I can give.

[@TacSon]

Comedy just can't beat these B rated horror movies.

[@god1356]

@@TacSon yes they do make me laugh more than most comedys

[@mcoupe69]

@@TacSon I believe you mean Z movie

[@androidmk5987]

I wish my grandma could enjoy a film. She doesn't watch anything.

[@wongpatrick3631]

Me too. It's a total comedy

[@Phoenix_The_Wolf]

Every bad movie Elvis covers is basically just “don’t ask questions”

[@majorblitz3846]

"You'll have no idea what is happening in this movie, Because neither are we!" -Movie production team probably

[@jojofox4566]

Cop: Oh whoops! Dropped my keys. *grabs entire chunk of sand*

[@TheJ70]

Underrated

[@StudlyFudd13]

That's not what you do when you drop your keys? Dropped my keys *grabs chunk of sidewalk*

[@kharnsagara]

He lives with the rare condition of Squidward Tentpoleitis to where it's hard for him to pick things up because of past trauma with claw machines

[@scotchbutter9154]

@@StudlyFudd13 lol

[@misterminutes4504]

His hand is a claw machine on it's own

[@xsterawesome]

Disclaimer: I've never seen this movie and this video is my first exposure to it. I think it's not using the tentacles could be explained by the fact is barely a day old, I think it's just growing and learning, the tentacles may start out as pubic hairs and slowly (or quickly depending on how you think about it) turn into big tentacles. perhaps if the movie was better written that would explain that, or maybe the director wants you to think about it yourself? The same goes for what it chooses to grab, it may not have been aware that people were on the surfboard, or that the cop (who was the only person wearing shoes in the entire movie) was wearing shoes. As for them taking forever to open the trunk, or figure out to wrap towels around their feet, do you really think the kind of people attending a party like this and falling asleep in a convertible with the top down in the middle of a beach are that bright? Honestly, I feel like if the movie was rewritten, recast, had better special effects, and had a little bit of thought put into it, it could have had the bones of a really good movie. Also, I think nearly the entire movie taking place on a tiny patch of beach was a dumb idea as well, I feel like it would have done better if it maybe took place on a private island resort or something, they could have spent the entire movie trying to figure out how to get off the island (devise a plan to get to a boat on a dock to find out the battery doesn't work etc.), maybe it wasn't in the budget? I really think a big plothole is that no one came looking for the cop all day who presumably had a patrol route that someone would have checked out when he didn't show up at the end of the day, But I digress. *TLDR:* I really think this movie is a case of good idea, bad execution, but, the execution was so bad in this case that some people mistake the movie for a bad idea altogether. There's my 373-word mini-essay.

[@samuelbrantfisher7441]

Movie bad.

[@themarksman4557]

movie had a 100 dollar budget

[@Dovah_Slayer]

​@@themarksman4557well that explains why it was so shit

[@mizzsassy-ow7uf]

Nobody's going to read this comment 😂

[@KalleMäkinen-h3v]

​@@mizzsassy-ow7uf 124 people have dear

[@dr.bright6272]

There's a movie called The Rubber. The description is "a car tire comes to life with the ability to make people explode. It goes on a murderous rampage through the Californian desert."

[@idjacob2816]

Omg i-

[@noirofthefog]

Please show me this :o this is INCREDIBLE

[@geertdegryse1650]

Its self aware tho

[@endinessendiness7842]

Rubber was ok.

[@idjacob2816]

@@endinessendiness7842 the point is, that its wierd

[@merasmusentertainment]

"I don't like sand, it's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere." Anakin Skywalker.

[@maxfastshielt7858]

Clicked only for this

[@roanderyker6170]

Me too

[@chronica6457]

Same

[@Piotr08]

Hi merasmus

[@thehighspeedchicken]

I think Anakin Skywalker is right -Abraham Lincoln

[@storm_xo07]

"Arractive people, and a fat guy." My friends and me summed up.

[@ratinabagofchips3657]

Why are you watching a rat...

[@James-rs6uh]

@@ratinabagofchips3657 Why are you in a bag of chips?

[@ratinabagofchips3657]

@@James-rs6uh cuz I like chips and wanna know something else.... I'M IN YOUR BAG OF CHIPS MUHAHAHAHA

[@setlerking]

You shouldnt be that mean to your friend there, I’m sure he’s not fat. He’s just long time full.

[@ratinabagofchips3657]

@@setlerking got that appetite

[@ivancybran]

to be fair, if my friends said "yo don't touch the sand! it's killing people!" I'd trust them, mainly because I'd rather trust them than be killed by sand.

[@CaileyMcMcKenna]

I’d rather be the idiot that fell for the prank than the idiot who died not listening lol

[@ivancybran]

@@CaileyMcMcKenna exactly

[@zandikhetwayo7444]

@@CaileyMcMcKenna Literally

[@franze4]

@@CaileyMcMcKenna in hindsight, yeah. but 99% of us would immediately think its a hoke

[@Girlymoth]

Same I’d rather live as a fool then die a fool

[@toabelka5889]

"I hate The Sand. It's coarse and rough and it gets everywhere." -Anakin Skywalker, Film Reviewer

[@SHADOW17018]

i hate dust

[@factualhat3018]

I hate xenos

[@ii560k]

yes. it is.

[@benro6564]

@@SHADOW17018 I don't want it building up in my home

[@MH-zb7jo]

I've barely starting the video and this comment already has me rolling XD

[@nightsregalia8641]

"Guys we used all the budget! How will we make the special effects?" "I got some spaghetti and my kid has some slime"

[@tigs7774]

this deserves more likes than it has

[@AlfredSoul]

If John Carpenter, for example, remade this, the premise could work really well, I think.

[@chileanguyfleegman]

I wish John would.

[@Angel-kc7ck]

Yeah, it's actually a cool concept, it just needed better execution.

[@Redemption-cj4jk]

I know nobody is gonna get this reference but terramorphis anyone

[@JotaC]

Exactly what I was thinking. Some psychological horror could really boost this concept.

[@umairashraf5167]

@@Redemption-cj4jk hell yeah ,how about hyperius

[@creatortraitor8154]

Wow, Kinetic Sand really upped their game.

[@gallowshumor1784]

Underrated comment

[@rafaelm.1865]

Omg lol 😂

[@theonlymiyamotomusashiv2]

Hahha

[@gasterstanley1510]

*KINETIC SUPER SAMD*

[@creatortraitor8154]

@@gasterstanley1510 YES.

[@mangozzz4487]

“I hate sand, it’s coarse rough and irritating. And it gets everywhere”

[@wg_potatoraptor1559]

Another happy landing

[@The_Only_Karim]

Hello there

[@danskyl7279]

The dark side of the force is a path to many abilities, some consider to be UNNATURAL.

[@Klr-zm1rf]

@@The_Only_Karim General Kenobi!!

[@persona8439]

@@Klr-zm1rf General Grievous....... You're shorter than I expected.

[@desdes5622]

I just realized that they literally were like "lets make the floor is lava but we need a reason for the girls to be in bikinis".

[@rigboy1234]

I know this Is 3 years old but god It deserves way more likes imo

[@JokerScribe]

The thing is if you're on the beach you tend to wear something on your feet, like trainers or shoes because otherwise you're standing on jelly fish, crabs, shells, rocks and sharp bits and bobs from the sea, not to mention glass.

[@ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo]

Yeah, did none of them wear crocs or sandals? Like not even mentioned

[@MrCovi2955]

"The Floor Is Lava!" "Nah, that's a bad idea for a horror movie." "How about we do the same thing but instead of floor it's sand, and instead of lava..... it's hair." "That's awesome"

[@maztic2090]

Nah, that's not what happened, THIS is what happened: "hey man I saw a cool video last night about a tentacle monster doing weird flipping stuff to a girl." " Sounds cool dude, what if we make it a horror movie?" "Yeah sure, sounds cool" "yeah yeah let's do this" "yeah cool cool yes movie me make yes" and that's what happened

[@deadlikedisco4726]

Dammit I just commented something like this without looking at the other comments.

[@brittanylucas3857]

Its just Tremors but worse.

[@maztic2090]

@MrDjBigZ the floor is lava (:not really I dont know what you are talking about )

[@maztic2090]

@MrDjBigZ oh ok

[@weathershark6911]

I love how stubborn that monster is bc he stayed on that beach for at least a day for like 5 people and then all of a sudden he just doesn't care anymore and leaves

[@damncat2793]

The cost of the film: 2 hot dogs and $20

[@rottencandy2675]

maybe just one hot dog, they could have washed the sand off and reused it.

[@gaut2018]

@@rottencandy2675 idk why but that made me laugh

[@cashwin45]

@@rottencandy2675 The funniest part is that actually could be true lmfao

[@FirestoneAnimation]

I would've made better effects on that budget

[@cocogeckocat1440]

And peanuts and boiled eggs at the snack table.

[@tacomn]

I knew a guy who past out against a radiator and in the morning his skin was burnt to it. We had to rip his skin literally off, to get him freed. He was only super drunk btw. So yeah honestly if you get fucked up enough, you apparently can fall asleep anywhere.

[@PrincessAmanante]

My life was so much better before I read this.

[@katherinesmallbean3594]

oh god no why did I visualize it thats so terrible

[@rutabagage8176]

it happened to a friend of mine too, who felt asleep next to a campfire. his feet got glued to the stones around.

[@kevinpatrickcarey3741]

i was so bixtooned once i almost fell asleep/passed out in a snowbank and probably would have froze to death if the cops didnt wake me and send me home lol lol

[@JM-ft8lw]

This did not happen

[@CorruptShark]

So this is why Anakin hates sand, he was talking about this movie

[@RaraZeCat]

Maybe?!

[@ladymariaoftheastralclockt9313]

I don’t like lovecrafts pubes, they’re course and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

[@CorruptShark]

@@ladymariaoftheastralclockt9313 😂😂😂

[@slevinchannel7589]

Baywatch is also just shit.

[@CorruptShark]

@@slevinchannel7589 touché

[@tigs7774]

I think the reason why the big tentacle didn’t come out earlier in the movie is because it had a massive hangover because people kept spilling bear on the sand lol

[@jayydexter]

I always thought it was constantly evolving which is why as the movie goes on the monster becomes more and more deadly

[@tigs7774]

nope just a massive hangover that it

[@jayydexter]

@@tigs7774 im mean with how drunk they must of been probably true

[@chesbeta4912]

Didn't know bears were alcoholic drinks. 😄

[@tigs7774]

Ches Beta did i spell it wrong my bad

[@isabellawoods4127]

Something about Elvis making fun of movies with Nick Cage in the background gives me unlimited enjoyment

[@bassyryder8705]

So- I know another horrible horror movie. Killer sofa. It's a New Zealand movie about a chair that kills people. It's so bad it's good.

[@dumbflop2070]

HE HAS TO REVIEW IT

[@sven3316]

I need a review of this

[@sky-sx5gt]

What about the attack of killer tomatoes?

[@ezequieldiaz9315]

Underrated comment get it to the top

[@nikkimcbain2839]

I heard of a hulu original about killer hair

[@mememachine867]

1:19 I literally screamed out "IS THAT A BIG-ASS COSMIC NUTSACK?"

[@HazardProfile]

this movie is coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

[@rainygamedays5873]

Most under rated comment 😂

[@Jermungus115]

Just like your dad.

[@baananajam]

Ah, I came looking for this comment *chefs kiss

[@iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii3048]

Stark Trek quote. Said by Captain Jack Sparrow in 1931

[@schandlicher-schubertverif9478]

Alrighty trooper

[@There605]

They should make another movie called The Ocean and then make a crossover movie where they fight each other in an epic battle

[@nathangreen4539]

At least the ocean would be scary. I'm terrified of the ocean

[@mr.goldfish1530]

@@nathangreen4539 Thalassophobe gang

[@nathangreen4539]

@@mr.goldfish1530 Swimming near a whale is legitimately one of the scariest things I can think of off the top of my head

[@Petar901]

@@mr.goldfish1530 Yyeeeeessss

[@Raccon_Detective.]

@@nathangreen4539 Agreed you feel like a insect.

[@jimmy_the_squid9456]

Cthulhu's Testicle is going to be my band name

[@samuelwood8010]

@• nanzor • 2025. Will be titled after the name of H.P. Lovecrafts cat

[@samuelwood8010]

@• nanzor • if that doesn't go over well, we'll name our band Provocative Taxidermy instead, first single will be Cat Yowling. We'll use washboards and a triangle.

[@waltercomunello121]

that's a pretty kickass name for a band. you have my blessing.

[@07_danishwistara29]

Sounds like a new disease where your testicle tear apart

[@noodlegarnish5891]

@@07_danishwistara29 omg I’m uncomfortable

[@darthmomin8276]

The cop: oh guess I dropped mah keys. Lemme just LITERALLY GRAB DA WHOLE DAM BEACH

[@lauragraves4342]

He got ate like a key lime pie.

[@linc54]

Guys don’t bully him the keys are a size 9

[@beckydnjd]

I shouldn't have laughed at this

[@IndestructibleApe]

Lol

[@varies4487]

Everyone, at one point in their lives, notices the cardboard cutout of Nick Cage in the background for the first time and will never forget it.

[@raphmaster23]

Lol now I have

[@tiaaaron3278]

And?

[@Geoseph1232]

Lel

[@synth3662]

it has been there for a couple of time

[@Gamers_Rise_Up]

8:02 it grows because it ate

[@sadieadler8899]

this might ACTUALLY be worse than all those horrible shark movies Elvis watched one time

[@average_enjoyer]

What do you mean? The shark movies were amazing

[@kayden232ou]

@@average_enjoyer exactly that's why it's worse

[@madgav935]

Hi Sadie. How’s South Africa? U miss John?

[@sk8rot]

I really love this movie since it's intentionally bad, except it looks like they tried which is miserable

[@kayden232ou]

@@sk8rot that sentence hurt my depression in a bad way

[@12isaac00]

Holy shit, the IQ of all the characters combined is almost 100!

[@prettymiami8769]

It doesn’t even go to 25

[@khumokwezimashapa2245]

10*

[@prettymiami8769]

@@khumokwezimashapa2245 not even five

[@yollano5352]

@@prettymiami8769 three count

[@purple_prismarine]

They all share a braincell

[@VivaLaDnDLogs]

I was a script reader in LA when this screenplay landed on my desk. Honestly, it was one of the best I'd ever read at my job. What people don't understand is that most scripts aren't awful or even bad. They're mostly just "meh". The hardest part about reading them is deciding whether it's worth the effort trying to fix them or just take it as is and hope it comes out better in production. The Sand was different. Reading this script was literally like getting paid to read a great horror novel. I fucking loved it right off the bat. Because it's a survival horror movie that managed to set up it's whole scenario; characters, setting, monster, etc, in less than TEN PAGES. 10 pages of a 100+ page script, that's all it took to get into the survival horror you came for. Even better, it did so believably and intelligently. It all made sense. How do we get teens to an isolated area? Spring Break, at a beach where they can make as much noise as they want and no one will report them to the lifeguards. How do we prevent them from calling for help? Opening shot is shakicam establishing, then the phone camera is put away with all the other phones so the party doesn't end up on social media and get anyone in trouble. The phones spend the rest of the movie in the *trunk of the car they're in* which still renders them unobtainable. Things I'd never had to think about until this script; "man, it's pretty much impossible to get into the trunk of a car without touching the ground. Why can't they leave? They all wake up in the jeep that's been supplying a source of light all night. Battery dies just as the first of them wakes up. What's after them? Something that came out of debris they'd thrown on the bonfire. Why is no one else around after a full-on beach party? They all passed out, mostly on the sand. The only survivors are the teens who ended up someplace off. Jeep, lifeguard station, and one poor bastard in a trash can. How does the first victim not realize there's a monster immediately? The only clues afforded to them are an empty beach littered with clothes. Which, for a beach party, is anything but strange. How does the horror scenario kick off and establish what's trying to kill them? The first person who wakes up tries to leave the jeep. Aaaand, cue horrific death being digested, thus waking everyone else up and starting the survival story proper. All of that in 10 pages of screenplay. And the salt in the wound of the whole scenario is that if it weren't for the fact that no one wears shoes to a beach party, they could all walk away safely. It's like having hope dangled in front of you for a whole movie, but with the understanding that if your plan goes awry, you will die a very slow & painful death. Yeah, the movie ended up being pretty cheesy, but I stand by the script.

[@wowdevon1893]

Ah interesting

[@Daddyharlem]

when you say it like that. yeah I can see it

[@GOFFBITZH666]

Stuff like this proves that execution is just as important than the concept itself. If the concept is great, but the execution is shitty, it’s gonna be shitty despite the concept.

[@InBetweenMolecules]

I actually thought as I was watching the video that there's a really good movie In this concept. Something along the lines of The Ruins meets Tremors.

[@conndor2753]

I'm glad you said this. In a concept for a cosmic/lovecraftian horror gore film, it sounds interesting and fun. As what Elvis pointed out, it's VERY lacking with its attention to detail, consistency, and most of all believe-ability. (I know the last part is kind of an ironic thing to say because from what I learned about Cosmic/Lovecraftian Horror is that it's the fear of the unknown and things beyond human comprehension. Still, if Japan can make the first Godzilla more believe-able and realistic, this movie can be, too.) It would've been a solid film if the filmmakers put in a lot more thought for beating this monster. For example, maybe the more the monster feeds, the sand will pulse as if it's absorbing nutrients, and it's rapidly growing. Its "pubes" will grow longer, making it more difficult for that one guy to traverse over the surf board, or even to wear shoes, because it would grab your ankles, tear the skin off of them or worse. And as it continues to feed, eventually, the pulses will feel much larger as if it's grown MUCH bigger, and that's when we see the tentacles. That would also bring light to another conflict involving incoming visitors arriving at the beach, having no idea of what's waiting for them, and the trapped survivors will have to scream at them to stay away, only for them to be laughed at. Then, the poor saps will fall to their demise and make it grow, further endangering the survivors' lives. Just a few thoughts.

[@Cooper016]

I always think of like what makes this movie even funnier is the fact it's a lot of green screen so they're just kinda screaming at nothing. LIke watching Supergirl or the flash outtakes/behind the scenes moments. it makes it ten times more hilarious.

[@ElvisTheAlien_1...........]

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[@weezing1015]

The whole floor is lava idea is actually a great idea for a one-location movie, just needed to be executed well.

[@norajane8625]

Check out Creepshows The Raft segment- kind of the same idea done well

[@canondead1943]

I bet that strange addiction girl who eats sand wouldn’t even like this movie...

[@rubenweber6742]

In Soviet Strange Addiction, sand eats you

[@sky-sx5gt]

Lmao

[@HydraSpectre1138]

Also, how Filthy Frank portrays the Middle East. “We eat sand for breakfast.” “Boy, sand sure is delicious!”

[@kerchoikerchoi2989]

I also like sand. But not this type of sand

[@joshyzburton1458]

Why? Its coarse, its rough and it gets everywhere.

[@canondead1943]

I like sand

[@kerchoikerchoi2989]

@@canondead1943 I am glad someone agrees with me

[@averagechadlegionary5824]

@@joshyzburton1458 Damnit you beat me to it! Lol

[@mr.sandman3619]

I like you too (:

[@Nojlavender222]

Maybe the question isn’t how much alcohol they consumed but what alcohol they consumed.

[@keeleymoyle7846]

or what was in the alcohol they consumed like drugs

[@rileygunter9582]

Meth

[@rimeratalmon1009]

...and where we can find some...

[@user-fb3nu1ds9n]

Crystal meth

[@Skeleton_With_VR]

No the real question is how did they consume it

[@Flutter_Aeina]

The worst part is that this could have potentially been an interesting concept in the hands of a competent director

[@Dex99SS]

In all fairness...the idea was that it was growing as it ate. It got more powerful, ate things faster, grew the tentacles then began using them. . . Twas the idea. Bad movie still, all around.... but uhhh... that twas the idea.

[@nicememe4578]

Watching this reminded me of “it stains the sands red” a bad movie about a girl being followed through the desert by a single zombie that she’s too scared to fight lol

[@s.p.u.d.7535]

That’s sounds like a good idea for a movie, shame that it didn’t do that good

[@nicememe4578]

@@s.p.u.d.7535 I’m trying to find a way to watch it again

[@schandlicher-schubertverif9478]

*The walking bad*

[@Petar901]

Husks from Minecraft

[@Canny1607]

Anakin was trying to warn us this whole time😳

[@Rex-hc1ec]

He was all the time correct

[@denisjankovic2164]

@@Rex-hc1ec he was always right, that means.... We need to commit war crimes.

[@stickypoopoo8982]

@@denisjankovic2164 TIME TO SLAY THE YOUNG

[@anikmonette2140]

I scrolled down in search of that joke!😄

[@alexanderwilkins1505]

Lmao

[@tabiibat]

It’s sad. I like the idea of the sand tentacle alien. But these characters and the story were so stupid. Imagine a decent sci-fi movie with scientists trying to learn about the alien and how to defeat it. And trying to keep stupid Karen civilians off the beach like the idiots in jaws. The sand will eat you, and even if you do get torn away from it, you’re poisoned. So they’ve got to find a cure, too. It could be campy lovecraftian fun

[@akshaydalvi1534]

Tremors

[@tabiibat]

@@akshaydalvi1534 that’s a worm. Not the sand itself tho

[@smickothesmickest]

That sounds like a way better story than 'The Sand'.

[@iamafuckingfailure]

It would be a good movie Sadly, the producers had the budget of a mcdonalds menu

[@WaituSnaiku]

@@tabiibat in this film the alien in the sand kill people not the sand itself

[@andreakoury638]

I feel like you've never properly been blackout drunk. Glad I found this channel. Love it

[@JustJ.]

It’s ANOTHER “Tremors” movie! Can we call this one- Tremors: The Son Of A Beach ?

[@TheDerrogative]

At least now we know what happened to Jamie Kennedy's character from Tremors now. Lol

[@elitings9965]

Yes all we need is Kevin bacon to finally come back

[@ItzFoxUwU]

Burnt gumfur

[@Sidfawcett3]

Anakin: "I don't like sand" Watches The Sand Goes to kill the creator of the film

[@DrPepperDrinkr12]

He will kill them like the younglings

[@insertmemorableusernameher6795]

Not just the men, but the women and children too

[@Sidfawcett3]

Not just the writers but the actors and the animators too

[@Jynxx1001]

They really killed Mitchell Musso? Noice. Never seen such a good idea, ima go get my knife

[@thiccwasowski2400]

This is basically an intense game of the floor is lava

[@joewilson6269]

Your pfp is GOLDEN

[@slevinchannel7589]

Baywatch is also just shit.

[@Raccon_Detective.]

Live action.

[@dalegarvey8076]

The floor is tentacles

[@setiademeow]

and sometime the lava flew out and shook the platform

[@LimaFX]

The movie sucked but that soundtrack was fire I love that song at the end

[@thelordofthelostbraincells]

When a thing is bad but the music is decent to pretty good

[@Tmack32]

How did the black guy get stuck in a barrel-

[@sunnydaze4ever373]

@@Tmack32 no clue

[@DarkShadic9632]

Blind Peter griffin Sonic 06 in a nutshell. And other bad things, but I’m a nerd.

[@thelordofthelostbraincells]

@@DarkShadic9632 it's so bad that it's good?

[@TheMilkshakeMarxist]

This is what happens when you combine the floor is lava with tentacle hentai. *Never do this kind of stuff again please.*

[@cartooncritique6625]

This has to be the shittiest tentacle hentai I've ever seen (and given what I've watched, that's sayin' something).

[@TheMilkshakeMarxist]

@@cartooncritique6625 Please, don't share. XD

[@anonymousapproximation8549]

@@cartooncritique6625 we wish to know what, exactly, to avoid, so if you could, er, give a link?

[@neaux8857]

They were so drunk that they couldn't her the the people dying and can sleep in a barrel but aren't hungover at all.

[@AimeeFleck]

I know right

[@enderkatze6129]

Slept for 48 hours straight

[@haiyzu]

Godzilla got a stroke reading this and fucking dies

[@dr.bright6272]

He's not sleeping in a barrel. He's a human/oil drum hybrid

[@keymaster430]

"The Sand! It's eating them! And then it's going to eat ME! ...OH MY GOOODDD!!!"

[@trevevern6788]

I'm getting MsBreezy vibes from your comment.

[@ultimatecloth4993]

!yikes!

[@keymaster430]

@@ultimatecloth4993 zoinks!

[@LynnAgain83]

😏

[@ausername5416]

@@keymaster430 jinkies

[@akalia_07]

"Hey, we just met but there's military grade made pen that shoots out rave of lights that turns people into party people! Don't step on it when you see it on the ground!!!" "Really?! Omg!! I'm scared!!!!"

[@peanutspoon4465]

The sand sounds like one of those "horror movies" you watch on the most off brand channel that has ads every single second.

[@peacockrerun5580]

Basically syfy to be honest

[@Jenacide]

Man I really miss the old scifi channel before they changed it to syfy and ruined everything.

[@jaceowens9572]

I actually watched this a long time ago on exactly that, so its not like that, it is that

[@Oyasumi05]

@@peacockrerun5580 what's syfy?

[@peacockrerun5580]

@Dillon Sudduth true

[@idontknowwhattocallmychann3535]

They def added that bit of it swimming at the end "just in case" this movie actually succeeded so that they could make more money in a sequel

[@Grand_Kaiserin_Elysium]

i will give the characters in this movie one singular break: not doing anything while the first two people were dying would be kinda expected cause they just woke up and its a panic situation and from what i can tell since they musta been blackout drunk to fall asleep where they did they must also be hungover abit, so instead of having rational thought processes like “lets move the car and grab them” its just irrational panic

[@haoshydranoid9462]

So thats what Patrick's giant ball of gum looks like in real life.

[@ubt__________]

Pppoop

[@ProstoVeresk]

Lol

[@fullmetaltheorist]

Yes Drago

[@wingedone6512]

Me: "Is that Mitchell Musso?" Elvis: "He was also in Hannah Montana." Me: "It's Mitchell Musso!" :v Always kinda wondered what he's been up to. xD Now I know.

[@khingofswordz43]

Funniest part when the beach patrolman played by "Jaime Kennedy" arrives at the beach. They crew trying to convince him not to step on the sand He amused to the warning.....fast forward, when the patrolman slips on the sand the creature bites his arm off. He let off a horrific scream......such a.funny scene.....👍❤♣️♥️♠️♦️

[@marchingflute5181]

The monster is totally just an intelligent being who likes playing around, right?

[@saffi_taffi]

Oh gods I hope so

[@Maple_The_Syrup]

Pretty much

[@grimsquad273]

Yeah

[@scootygames3675]

POV: Your looking for Jerry's comment

[@Drawing_Pens]

WHERE IS IT!

[@mcscooots308]

Ahh, another Scoot.

[@scootygames3675]

@@mcscooots308 it seems great minds do think alike

[@mcscooots308]

@@scootygames3675 It seems they do

[@screamthroughdreams]

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

[@andrewcalllaghan4313]

Mom can we have tremors? We have tremors at home Tremors at home:

[@aleshiarobertson5784]

My thoughts exactly 🤣

[@twistedgabriel4774]

*well it’s a baby so I don’t think it would know a whole lot about itself. I’m not gonna defend this movie*

[@jaxdragonarmy5308]

Elvis: How did a guy get stuck in a barrel Me: Don’t question the barrel hermit

[@mrviking2mcall212]

He’s a distant relative of the guy from Getting Over It. Give him a sledgehammer and he’ll be off the beach in no time.

[@ltcrescent4011]

"Cthulu's testicle" I want to erase that phrase from my mind

[@CounterMS]

You shall not forget

[@rickard486]

You shall not forget

[@kobegabaen57]

C H A I N VR E A K E R

[@PerseusR51]

C H A I N VR E A K E R

[@emanuelskvorc2313]

C H A I N VR E C K E R

[@robloxguy7815]

The monster: "OH CRAP! A INFLATABLE RAFT! I CANT DO ANYTHING!"

[@anonymous-sn8br]

If it can pierce through skin it should pierce the raft

[@MatthewBreck]

Honestly this movie’s cop is a pretty accurate representation of the cops I’ve met. They are all basically the kid that breaks your console controller when they lose.

[@Sandconsumer788]

Girl:*falls lightly and faints*

[@bottomlefto]

i get the feeling that this movie was made to be laughed at, and the crew made it this way. i hope it is. i feel bad for anyone who thinks this film will terrify people

[@optimum_46]

"fat guy stuck in a barrel" story of my life

[@themotormechanic3097]

😂😂😂

[@layzeesuga7047]

Rip. 😂

[@Proserpira]

just get out of the barrel bro

[@optimum_46]

@@Proserpira im too fat

[@Proserpira]

@@optimum_46 just stay in there and roll around bro you'll get there and you'll get there faster (because you are rolling around in a barrel)

[@gonzoo666]

Please review "rubber" its the worst. It's a killer tire.

[@adeadchannel4129]

Aw i was hoping for killer condoms

[@TheguyfromJurassicpark3]

I actually liked Rubber

[@anomalocaristheabnormalshr3248]

Oh

[@jinenji]

it’s supposed to be satirical though lol it’s a good bad movie

[@hurtcobain3282]

@@adeadchannel4129 condoms that come with STDs? 😆

[@Dementhis]

14:10 honestly though who the hell picks anything up from sand like that?

[@ejscorp]

He grabbed it like a damn caveman

[@misterminutes4504]

A claw machine

[@indraservo5764]

Recently recovered stroke victim usually move like that

[@GiDD504]

100% of the comments : “AnAkiN hAte SaNd”

[@BestOnThursdays]

Nah it all about jerry now

[@blehh_mae]

i hate sand, it makes everyone reference an overused quote, oh yeah and also its rough and gets everywhere.

[@pastelsparadox]

As they should

[@finickityreader5274]

The really annoying thing is that Lovecraftian Baywatch sounds like it could be fricking awesome!

[@elr6212]

They should make a parody movie of Baywatch, but instead of the lifeguards saving people mad fighting crime, they’re fighting Lovecraft monsters

[@ScrambledAndBenedict]

You describing the tentacles as pubes is quite honestly one of the funniest things I've seen in a long while in a KZbin review lmfao

[@deshawnfrost7947]

Its one of those movies where you dont even cringe you just feel bad for the people in it.

[@TheRealSantaGaming]

My man looks like your parent’s cool cousin that lets you watch horror movies when it’s past your bedtime with the verbal agreement that you don’t tell your parents

[@ocharakau645]

how how young are your parents

[@randomgamer4458]

Gonna be honest, whenever you ask why why people believe people I always say out loud “I mean it’s better to believe them and not die because of it rather than not even care and don’t listen.” Let’s be honest.

[@WhoTookMyMirr]

Not even Stephen King puts out stuff this stupid.

[@dummazzmusic]

It's physically impossible for king to even conceptualize something this horrible

[@boarcroc4660]

Its like a remake of stephen kings short story 'the raft'..

[@tylerthegreat8001]

@@boarcroc4660 I was thinking that, except that the raft was amazing, and this was trash.

[@williamlydon2554]

“Ooo a lamp monster” !

[@kharnsagara]

Honestly this was a masterpiece of movie you just failed to see it. First you have the sand....... And that's it.... Nvm

[@andrewkohler3707]

8:43 - I love how Ben Shapiro's face is used to cover something gross, even though nothing is grosser than Ben Shapiro.

[@ElvisTheAlien_1...........]

CONTACT ME FOR YOUR CHRISTMAS REWARD 🏅 🌲♓......

[@theobrianbros1168]

Elvis: the fx in this movie are so bad Also Elvis: censors them Edit: I know, I know! KZbin is dumb!

[@moth4434]

It cause KZbin will fuck him over if he does show it no matter how bad it is

[@theobrianbros1168]

@@moth4434 it's hard to believe that youtube is really that dumb! KZbin allows someone cooking sea animals alive on camera but showing really bad blood fx needs to be censored? That’s just stupid!

[@moth4434]

@@theobrianbros1168 as long as it isn’t animal cruelty and it’s being eaten and respected it’s fine but KZbin is demonizing lots of videos that’s have mentions of COVID so it’s not a bit off that they would censor any gore

[@moth4434]

@@theobrianbros1168 to be honest KZbin is against almost every single channel that isn’t a news channel or some shit company that just puts long ass vids about how their products work they literally make more money off of channels because now KZbin is placing ads on videos randomly even when the uploader didn’t put them there effectively making money off of the uploaders work

[@theobrianbros1168]

@@moth4434 we are doomed

[@sphorple]

2:58 I see your scorpion king, and raise you Once Upon a Time Season 1 Episode 22 Maleficent CGI.

[@waffle9659]

This is literally: "Step-bro help, I'm stuck" Movie

[@DerVasto]

But sadly, less fucking.

[@waffle9659]

@@DerVasto Yep

[@mr_doomspire2813]

@@DerVasto man

[@ready7232]

Anakin be like: FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS HOW DANGEROUS THAT SHIT IS!!!

[@mlpfanboy1701]

15:29 my guess is the feelers can only sense skin to find organic matter. With the shoes it isnt feeling organic matter but the skin it does, once that happens all the feelers around its general area begin pulling no matter what.

[@manleychance]

TLDR. Don’t leave to go to the beach without shoes so the vore hentai monster don’t get you.

[@StudM01]

Now THAT'S a good scare tactic to teach your grandkids with. "Always wear shoes to the beach kids, or the vore hentai tentacle monster will drag you down to hell and rape ya!" Grandma apparently learned how "those internets" works, and it took her to some very dark places. 😑

[@thatonerandomdude1271]

Now I see why anakin sky walker doesn’t like sand.

[@kandilynn214]

Mitchel Musso was never the same after Hannah Montana 😂

[@becuaseimbored3481]

7:15 This reminds me of that thing we did in gym class where we had to go across the gym using mats and scooters and shit and if you touched the floor you had to go to the beginning

[@hr_xo]

Man did Mitchell Musso’s career take a major downward trajectory after Disney...

[@user-ew2sd7vl5m]

Normal people: Nose dive Me, an intellectual: Downward trajectory

[@ledestroyerofworlds9366]

15:54 swiggely noodles

[@Zynphkree]

2:42 “What are you doing step sand? Im stuck!”

[@applesaucer2442]

Nice profile picture

[@Petar901]

*N O*

[@JudgementSkull]

you know what its gonna use the tentacles for

[@Zynphkree]

@@applesaucer2442 ty

[@ejm1225]

I feel like this whole movie could have been better, but it isn't.

[@tastyloaf5487]

It's called Tremors ;)

[@GOFFBITZH666]

The movie could’ve been better if it was permanently sent to the trash bin in the computer that this movie festered in.

[@thewolf8660]

Maybe the monster just needed to eat enough people to have the extra mass to make the tentacles, kind of like The Blob.

[@tena2sweet]

That's what I said too. It needed time to grow.

[@ArabKatib]

Right.

[@theo-pm5ui]

This is probably my favourite elvis vid

[@Joe24248]

Producer guy: so where does the monster go? Screenwriter guy: To the sequel Producer: That’s good!

[@abacus892]

The thought of a little Shen Bapiro head growing from my stomach is more horrifying than anything in this movie

[@Dianasaurus_R3x]

i think if it detects organic flesh then and only then will it pull so the boots..etc arent registered as organic and it doesnt try and pull them also it probably needed food to grow the tentacles because this thing did just hatch

[@My03Tundra]

The kids were essentially the marijuana the monster needed, then it really got the munchies.