The Scottish accent isn't for everyone 🤣

[@DinoAlberini]

“I’m an atheist” “Yeah, but a catholic atheist or a protestant atheist?”

[@sunte91]

It’s important you know 😂

[@samuelpinder1215]

I'm English but when reading this added an "are ye" in a bad scottish accent, which isnt even in the comment

[@teamojesusss]

😭🤣

[@austenhead5303]

Pretty sure that's an old Dara O'Briain joke.

[@penaarja]

Could not less intresting

[@lindsaytoussaint]

One joke 4 accents. Brilliant

[@AmelieKaren7_13]

I thought he only did 3? His normal one (scottish), posh british and american? Did i miss something 😅

[@6feetunderpants]

​@@AmelieKaren7_13"And when Americans hear my accent" is Irish.

[@talldrinkofwater5259]

​@@6feetunderpants that's his own accent. Scottish.

[@jasonellis4330]

​@6feetunderpants it's not... its Scottish. His normal voice....

[@6feetunderpants]

I just realised that me being wrong just adds one more level to his joke. 😂

[@Brown87]

When I was living in Cincinnati, a girl at the gym said to me "that's so cool that you're Scottish; I've always wanted to visit Belfast because my grandparents were from Wales" 😂

[@shortcake9046]

That hurts to read💀

[@Brown87]

@@shortcake9046 What's even worse is that when I told other people (in Cincinnati), most of them couldn't figure out what she had said that was wrong 🤯

[@svensvensson1085]

​@@Brown87sorry man. Hope you recover❤

[@Brown87]

@@svensvensson1085 I'm getting there 😄

[@mirjanbouma]

Ouch. That... Oi.

[@brucetindal7399]

He's a Catholic. You can tell by his eyes. And the fact he said Catholic before Protestant 😂

[@KarlMySuitcase]

What can you see in his eyes to identify that, is he scanning the room for vulnerable children or something?

[@EMMYK1916]

Fr Ted joke. I see what you did.

[@STElevation]

I’d have said Catholic because he seems a bit Catholic coded (not from a weird your eyes are too close together like kids say) but because of some tiny cultural markers like clothes and hair (Protestant culture tends towards valuing neat hair and you can’t grow up protestant and not wear a ‘nice polo shirt’) being the chief two. Sounds like bollocks but coding often is. It’s easy to mistake it’s wrong a lot. But stereotypes are there for a reason it’s right a bunch too because culture informs life and life informs culture. Quick google and we are all correct. He’s a good Catholic boy.

[@STElevation]

@@KarlMySuitcase 😂 I mean the usual one is Billys say Tims eyes are too close together. But then fenians say the same thing about Huns. So I guess the moral of the story is it doesn’t matter if they’re a prody or a papist. Just remember if their eyes are too close together they’re either Blue(orange) or Green blooded.

[@BiggusDiggusable]

Did you know that ET was a catholic?

[@cunningstunt7428]

His English accent was spot on 😂

[@WilliamSmith-mx6ze]

It really isn't!

[@TheAnthony236]

most Scots can do a range of English accents

[@masonwillis708]

The word he NAILS imo is “now" - so distinctly south east England. The rest is a caricature version and very funny.

[@boxtradums0073]

We are surrounded by English media so makes sense we would know more about England than England does about us and this includes language and accents. You’d be very hard pressed to get a Scottish person that cant do a Geordie and Northern Irish accent 🤣

[@clownbag]

We literally only hear English folk on the TV so it's natural. Years of mocking.

[@wayIess]

"I'm from Dublin as well", bad geography aside... I currently live in an American town called Dublin. 🤣

[@rachelhoertz6459]

Same here!

[@kcdouglas575]

Yeah.... but which American Dublin. (Aka, which state does your sibling reside in lol)

[@_Just_Another_Guy]

The Dublin he's referring to is from Ireland. Southwest of Scotland, and not even part of the UK. The joke is that Americans suck at geography.

[@Yaunie13]

I used to live in Aberdeen, MD 😂

[@CCc-sb9oj]

​@@kcdouglas575 To make matters more confusing, many young Irish people, particularly girls for some reason, now speak with highly Americanised accents, to the extent that I know people who were asked "What part of America are you from?" by Americans!

[@EpoRose1]

I was really waiting for him to say “American women reply ‘You’re from Scotland??? Oh my God, I LOVE Outlander!!’”

[@SiiriCressey]

Or Highlander.

[@Cantetinza17]

😂 I was thinking that when he said he was Scottish. I was like, "Oh my." Fanning myself.

[@7heplague236]

I prefer the Highlander Duncan McCleod of the Clan McCleod

[@SiiriCressey]

@@7heplague236 There can be only ONE! ⚔️

[@lp5188]

Scottish accents are HOT

[@zinniasfordays]

I'm from Dublin as well 😂 Spot on

[@user-gw3lp3lb1o]

Atimorrehun ? 😂

[@the.bloodless.one1312]

Omg that one killed me 😹😹 can’t stop laughing 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

[@jameskilgour387]

That's in the East right? Near Aberdeen?

[@Yvonne_ennovY]

He nailed it 😂😂

[@lailas.3205]

You got us 😂😂 🇺🇸 😭

[@eniej]

I’m Welsh so we just have to suck it up and listen to everyone’s accents

[@dtikvxcdgjbv7975]

Welsh people are nice people.

[@brendanm6921]

​@@dtikvxcdgjbv7975errrm... you ever heard of this one Welsh bloke called Ian Watkins?

[@Paratrooper.3695]

​@@dtikvxcdgjbv7975you got that right

[@GB-nu6ow]

Welsh is the Best accent 👌

[@lorenheard2561]

WELSH IS A GRAND LANGUAGE!!! I DON'T THINK I COULD LEARN IT THOUGH😅 LOVELY SINGING TRADITIONS!!!🎼

[@sarahkeysor]

I love how he does accents

[@jimo9555]

I think that's his entire act 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@amsodoneworkingnow1978]

Go look up Andy Stuart the rumour if you want to hear a bevy of local accents done brilliantly

[@TheCaroleriordan]

😂

[@sheilakethley5351]

I’m donating this joke - my husband and I were watching golf in the U.S. and David Fariday was the commentator. I said “with that accent I bet he really gets the women” and without missing a beat, he said “only when he’s traveling.”

[@mrsniffles5417]

I had an American tell me he was more Scottish than I was because my Mum grew up in the lowlands "Which is basically England" whereas his distant ancestor was from the Highlands

[@JohnKobaRuddy]

Americans are number one at being very wrong with a huge amount of confidence

[@MichelleSPodcast]

God love us. Some of us are just absolute morons.

[@DeclanGentleman]

That's a nice way of telling the truth lol

[@mrsniffles5417]

@@joshtyler1300 I thought he was joking too, but he took offence when I laughed, ended up arguing with me about it for a good 10 minutes.

[@ritaa1359]

@@mrsniffles5417because there stubborn people I had one in the comments of a Margot Robbie video tell me he can do a Aussie accents and his “American” friends r the only ones to attest to that and tell him he’s doing it right when as a born and raised myself I don’t think so u think his probably doing a South African accent or British or kiwi Aussie is hard

[@F1apanda]

As a fellow Scot I always wonder... Why the flying FUCK do we talk so fast?

[@owieprone]

climate, ye dinnae stay ootside bletherin fur ages fan it's binnin doon, windy, or calt (or all 3).

[@jimbobhk2009]

@@owiepronethe cold makes tough people

[@gapingbackspace]

we dont talk fast the rest think slowly

[@christinew4108]

​@@owiepronebeing from a cold part in Canada, and a fast talker, I think that could actually be a very true reason!

[@goofyahhgooberprod]

As an American, I've got one thing to say to you..."I'm goin' ta blast you into thin gruel!"

[@NoudlePipW]

"You're from Scotland? Im from Dublin as well!" Is far too accurate 😂😂😂

[@larasikora5534]

Dublin Ohio

[@NoudlePipW]

@@larasikora5534 Oh, hi, no. 😄

[@travel.music.food.5403]

​@larasikora5534 🤣

[@brendangordon2168]

I don’t think I’ve met a single American who thought Dublin was in Scotland… but everyone likes to dunk on our geographic ignorance

[@fortheloveofmusic860]

On holiday in Ireland, I'm Dutch, I was in a pub in Westport watching premier league football on a Dutch tv channel (really!) with a couple of local people. Two, clearly, American tourists walked in and sat at the bar. One of them spoke at the barkeeper:"Hi, we're Irish to...". The barkeeper looked at him:"No, your not." And left them there. In the end they left, stunned.😂😅

[@clarnichana9406]

As an Irish person I think that was incredibly rude and uncalled for

[@priapissimo]

My pa’s from north and every time he speaks to anyone outside UK, they just nod and agree politely.

[@anonymitysquared]

this is gold

[@fannycraddock99]

He's such a funny guy. Spot on Larry.

[@LarryDeancomedy]

Thanks very much :))

[@thepurplejedi]

I’m new here in Glasgow and I get this joke already 😂🤣😂

[@billkingston4402]

Greetings from Ireland, this is correct

[@rammsteinrulz16]

Tbf half of Americans are of Irish blood. Even me 😅🇨🇦

[@AntoninoParino]

So good 😂 I’m just Sicilian-British with a Protestant Scottish mother who married a Catholic Sicilian-Bristolian so it hits all the right spots 😂

[@danbaker194]

Sounds reet gert to me 😂

[@ish4638]

Out of curiosity, are you American?

[@robertelliott2026]

My sister a Glaswegian protestant married a Belfast catholic, gave birth to a kid in England who now has an Australian passport and now says he's a mongrel!!

[@wiccanwarrior9]

Oh do shut the hell up...nobody believes that crap.

[@dwaynechocola312]

Bristolian 😂😂😂

[@Ladykyra101]

I'm from US, and the Scottish is my #1 Favorite accent. I literally could listen to it all day. It's just something about it that I like. 🥰

[@Blue_Star_Child]

It's great, and i agree, but it's also one of the hardest to understand for sure!

[@SatumainenOlento]

Funny thing is...I have more trouble understanding various english accents than scottish. I have lived 15 years in Ireland so that might explain it. But I also have less trouble understanding Aussie or NZ accents. So I do not know, but english speaks english very strangely 😂😂😂

[@nunpho]

I'm Scottish and can barely understand some English accents 😂

[@Gaeliclass]

Same for me Ladykyra!

[@JanetSmith900]

Oof, it's my least favorite. But I have heard it's a common favorite.

[@Swnsasy]

That Dublin one is so spot on! I freaking love Jameson and Guinness and I've been asked what part of Scotland is the factory! Sweet Baby Tiny Jesus I die laughing because I'm American!! 😂😂😂

[@anivasileva7608]

Better calling a Scotsman Irish, than English 😅

[@1nikg]

Or neither

[@duncanmackenzie5684]

​@@1nikgbetter British🇬🇧

[@mysticnovelbro]

aye, but neither would be dandy.

[@il9237]

@1nikg Yes, bit don't forget that I'd rather be dead than living as a thick jock sh1t.

[@CommanderCodyCc--gh8zh]

I mean they are kind of similar… they both speak Gaelic, they both want to be part of the EU, and they both have a burning resentment for England.

[@kellytrimble7019]

I went out with a Scottish guy here in the states & he was constantly having to tell dumb American he was SCOTTISH not IRISH! 😂

[@gaikuong9009]

You are not helping your fellow Americans by perpetuating the stereotype that they are all dumb and don't know anything outside of the United States.

[@user-qh5rd3nl7b]

I'm Scottish and can understand the confusion because Scottish and Irish accents sound similar to those not familiar with them. On holiday in Greece I was constantly mistaken for Irish. 😊

[@jonathonweaver4946]

Since your post isn't insulting Americans, despite pointing out the same thing OP was saying.... You won't get half as many likes. That's people for you. ​@@user-qh5rd3nl7b

[@eventerkeira]

It can be hard to tell apart sometimes

[@alexander1902]

@@eventerkeiranot at all. Irish speak in a singy-songy fashion and Scottish in a sheet metal being compressed fashion. Lots of scots loose their accents after a decade here.

[@emilyetallman]

As an American, your accent impression had me rolling 😂

[@jasonlee0290]

Now I want him to perform in Korea and do the Scottish Korean skit from that one Starburst commercial lol

[@JustAnAverageWoman69]

Excellent job with the American accent 😂. I love the Scottish accent, I think it's cute.

[@JoaquimCarrasco]

Braaaahhh i heard "calf licking protestent" 😂😂😂

[@stikstuk]

Jim Carrey(The Mask)type vibes😂I love it!

[@MADAB]

Not ashamed to say I watched this more than once

[@squee1973]

As a deaf brit.. firstly yes subtitled needed. the American joke got me 😅

[@JohnKobaRuddy]

Awww at least you got a chance to experience it

[@adlockhungry304]

As an American, I can confirm the accuracy of that joke. 😆

[@msmltvcktl]

Seconded. Americans are that bloody obtuse 🤣🤣

[@jonathonweaver4946]

​@@adlockhungry304I suppose that joke doesn't fly anywhere else in the world? Eastern Europe? Asia? Africa? Oceania? So on?

[@Miausan14]

American's do love to know their heritage! Even if their entire lives, and parents lives, were in America, it's that 10% British that they really chose to lean on as their personality haha

[@hyperion3145]

If you think that's bad, there's a phenomenon in Latin America where people will unironically look at 5% indigenous American and will act as if they were a pure native and had nothing to do with Europe... While also beating actual natives...

[@katie7748]

Depends where in the US but yes a lot of people get oddly fixated on where their ancestors came from.

[@seaweedbeach]

All I can hear is Jamie Fraser when I hear a Scottish accent now 😅 love it

[@Sorchia56]

🤣🍀 so true! Especially the ‘are ye Catholic or Protestant?’!! I usually respond, ‘I’m a pint, lass’ and scurry away or laugh and prepare for the row!

[@asexualtrickster]

*TOTALLY* thought he was going to have Americans bring up Shrek, ngl 😂 I thought that was the direction that joke was going but the Dublin punchline was so much more *PAINFULLY* worst and accurate 🥲

[@jonathonweaver4946]

¿Neta, güey? Lol.

[@brendangordon2168]

I wouldn’t be surprised if most Americans weren’t even aware that Shrek has a Scottish accent.

[@alanmacification]

Several years ago, a friend was visiting Northern Ireland and was stopped by an IRA roadblock. A hooded man holding a submachine gun snarled at him: " Are you Catholic, or are you a heathen." He answered: " I'm a tourist. " And the IRA man said: " Oh, right then. Sorry to trouble you, off you go."

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

As someone with Protestant Irish ancestry : Yikes

[@hoathanatos6179]

And if he were Protestant he'd say, "Are you a Christian, or a bloody papist?"

[@ptj767]

that stories bollox!!

[@davidmundowyahoo7839]

​@@ptj767 its a good joke though

[@juskahusk2247]

The same thing happened to me on holiday. I was just a tourist and I didn't want anything to do with the civil war but an orange man pointed a gun at me and asked if I was Reboobliboo or Dickorydock. I said I liked the elephant party. Luckily he was so distracted by the concept that I was able to escape with his wig.

[@VadiseDeHanyou]

I love the scottish accent! The coarser the better!

[@Ghv5t]

It’s been a bit since a comedian could give me a good laugh

[@SmokingLaddy]

I just say “you’re as Irish as St Patrick himself” lol, because obvs he wasn’t even Irish.

[@SiiriCressey]

Those who get it, get it, + those who don't are a small loss?

[@courathiam256]

Fucking funny, and I actually understand you perfectly! 😂😂😂😂

[@Aykndkjh13t]

That last joke took me out 😂

[@StewNWT]

He’s so adorable

[@baby_joe]

When an American says 'I'm scottish' or 'I'm german' etc, what they mean is about 6 generations back they have some European relatives, but they have never left the usa

[@runstarhomer2754]

Well, yeah. It's common for we Americans to refer to our heritage this way, because our ancestors came from all over the world (well, mostly Europe), and not that long ago, relatively speaking. It's different than many other countries where most people are descended from a family that's been in the same region for a very long time.

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

As an American, I felt deep embarrassment when I went through Dublin airport and saw a bunch of Americans wearing tiny green plastic hats . . . Until I went to Scotland on my hiking trip and saw a local man barfing in the bushes at 2am. We’re not so bad 😅 We have alcoholics, but the whole of UK has a problem.

[@paddleduck5328]

Lol

[@Elle-elle-elle]

​@@runstarhomer2754 Europe has had migration for many generations, your statement is false and wouldn't support the claim anyway. It's simply crucial to US national identity to outsource heritage to europe. Very obvious from the outside. It's the legacy of colonialism.

[@katie7748]

​@@runstarhomer2754 Yes. However, some people get oddly fixated on it.

[@nataschapollmitz322]

I'm from Germany and I LOVE the scottish accent. Could listen to it all day long.

[@zoep.2891]

Mir geht es genauso. #ScottishAccent❤️

[@PradhanmantriBruhh]

Bro legit looks like voldemort. Give this man a heater😂

[@jirenthegray]

All your accents were spot on! Lol 😂

[@danwic]

I'm English and I had a glasweigan friend who I had to translate for any other english person lol 😂 he taught me well :D

[@samuelpinder1215]

Assuming down south, northerners understand scottish quite well

[@UChewB]

@@samuelpinder1215 Northerners generally don't have a problem understanding accents. It's the southerners who are the worst for it. It's like they've lived in a bubble all their lives and never heard anyone speak a different accent to their own and act as though you're an alien from Mars or somewhere. I would consider his accent as mild which is intentional for his audience most people who have thick accents tend to soften their accents for "outsiders" often they still don't understand. I just play them at their own game and pretend i didn't understand what they said which ends up in awkward fake sign language using hand gesture's and pointing to watch their reaction.

[@samuelpinder1215]

@@UChewB but also the words the Scots use are similar to our words here

[@robertabray-enhus3198]

He’s good😂😂 I’m from the US and I love his Scottish accent❤

[@shana8055]

I love that his American accent sounds just like Christian Bale in American Psycho 😂

[@nunpho]

Is Bales American accent convincing or terrible?

[@edwardmiessner6502]

He's got me in stitches! 😂🤣🤣🤣💀

[@dcmastermindfirst9418]

This fella is very funny!

[@LarryDeancomedy]

Thanks buddy!

[@joachimmahoudeaux8619]

As a french my first 2 trips in the UK were in Stirling between age 15 and 17… I had to forget all my english classes in a second 😂 and I can tell ya I’ve always been a really good student (mostly 16 to 18/20, equals to A, A+) with a classic straight accent from London (this is where my first teacher came from) but nothing, absolutely nothing! prepares for the scottish accent.

[@nunpho]

Hey!! I'm from the Stirling area 😂

[@lukelyon1781]

Lol seeing someone from Scotland and being like "I'm from Dublin as well" is like seeing someone from Jamaica and being like "I'm from Haiti as well!!"

[@kelijohnson6675]

The Scottish accent is one of my favorites! My best friend in middle school was Scottish and whenever we’d have sleepovers at her house, I’d be mystified by her mom’s speech. I did have to really focus to understand-her accent was THICK. I have a hilarious memory from the 1st time I slept over her house. Her mom started yelling something in Gaelic and I looked to Heather and asked, “Oh my God, are you in trouble?!?” She sounded furious! Heather responded with, “Oh no, she was just telling me dinner was almost ready.” 😆

[@shawnabowden-scade4519]

My grandmas has a really deep Scottish accent so I know that that was really good lol 😂

[@heatheravant4679]

Being American I think his comments about Americans are dead on and absolutely fantastic!!!!! And hilarious!!

[@heatheravant4679]

My parents’ families are from wales and England. But I have no prob with people making fun of us. Even tho we came from the same batch. We are cousins across the pond. And I love it. God bless y’all. I’m from the South.

[@user-rh3yy2bs4w]

I Love That Scottish accent and there’s nothing like Men in Kilts!!! 🙏🏽🤍✌🏼

[@jcortese3300]

Damn, that was the most accurate trust-fund American accent I've ever heard. Props to you, dude.

[@teknical100]

I bumped into a guy from New York a few years back and we were chatting, him very loudly, and he mentioned that they had done Scotland yesterday.

[@gabeb-w9376]

omfg the wasp voice!! that is so good

[@msg3tr1ght]

Lmfaoooo!! Scottish people are some of the funniest people on the planet. I love y’all 🤣💀

[@AxlAX]

😂 He's a looker and a riot ❤

[@KillerGothChick]

Basically everyone in the uk has heard an American brag about something from OUR country while being 100% wrong 😂😂

[@lord_duckian9521]

except they always forget their english blood

[@JohnKobaRuddy]

​@@lord_duckian9521most Americans have German in them. Not brit or irish

[@lord_duckian9521]

@@JohnKobaRuddy we’re all Germanic, Saxons are literally from northern Germany. Also most reports are asking people their ancestry. A lot of Americans will say they’re of Irish descent when only their grandfather comes from Ireland and the rest were already in America

[@paddleduck5328]

Lol

[@samuelpinder1215]

​@@JohnKobaRuddyah that explains why americans arent funny

[@jimbobhk2009]

“My grandfather was 1/8 scotch!”

[@TheAnthony236]

Scotch is wiskey

[@jimbobhk2009]

@@TheAnthony236 woosh

[@Cajun_Seasoning]

@@TheAnthony236 thats the whole point

[@triarb5790]

​@@TheAnthony236whisky.

[@samuelpinder1215]

He was part egg

[@Ms113x7]

I'm from Glasgow, I don't recognise you mate 😂 you a hun or what? 😂😂😂❤

[@georgejob2156]

You a Tim

[@grantthedank8722]

Bro had the tf2 medic face at the end

[@bethannfeng5062]

Hey! Not ALL of us across the pond are that stupid! 😂😂😂

[@katie7748]

Ikr! People can get their panties in a knot and say I'm t r i g g e r e d but honestly it just gets really old being painted with a broad brush. Face it, no one likes being stereotyped, even though stereotypes exist for a reason.

[@MrFallingcats]

His american accent sounds so much like Craig Ferguson's

[@nahuelma97]

If there's one thing I thank my English teacher endlessly for is exposing me to different accents when I was learning the language. The Scottish accent is just so gorgeous to listen to, I love it. Must be why I watched so many episodes of Craig Ferguson's show years after he'd left CBS and loved every second of it 😂😂

[@Old_Goth_Lady]

My Mam used to brush my hair and go “ack this is Protestant hair” 😂

[@DavidTrejo]

Scottish pronunciation: 🎤 British concentration: 🧐 American adoration: 🤩🤗 Scottish interrogation: 🔪

[@RedPanda525]

You do know that Britain and England ARE NOT the same thing? You meant English concentration. By the way, Scotland is part of Britain alongside England and Wales

[@DavidTrejo]

@@RedPanda525 I do. Just speaking to the crowd. 😁

[@EmDee118]

the catholic and prod bit 😭

[@YTDumpsterBaby]

He stole this joke from his grandfather Who stole it from his Grandfather. Nobody gives a shit now days.

[@robertdonnan2893]

@@YTDumpsterBabyyou’d be surprised

[@ninaharper6282]

I love this guy!

[@irenahanlon]

Looooove those Scottish accents!

[@markheisler5118]

As an American, as soon as I see an attractive man with a Scottish accent I’m like ‘gay or nae?’

[@MartinJohnsonIII]

Why

[@markheisler5118]

@@MartinJohnsonIII cause flirting with a straight guy is not something I want to do

[@kiradotee]

​@@MartinJohnsonIIIhe's saying he finds people with Scottish accents attractive. That's all he's saying.

[@o-tuathail]

if you went into britain or ireland talking that, you’d most likely wind up in a ditch or laying in a back alley…

[@markheisler5118]

@@o-tuathail I’d have the decency to read the room before actually saying something like that. But thanks for the image of violence

[@carlosthorbourne9637]

Well....which is it?! 😂

[@breebrat56]

I…. Can’t…. Even…. Breathe….. I’m gasping laughing so hard!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m 1/4th Scottish, born and living in America, & I definitely know Dublin Ireland is a far FAR cry from Scotland! 😂

[@alanmckinnon6791]

Good one, that punch line was total aced!

[@Affalterbach1967]

So factual.

[@drewbranch7700]

Bruh, I can relate with you Catholics or Protestants;dear me,I experienced that whilst dating a Scottish woman,and I am from the U.S. Apparently her parents were in an interracial relationship because her dad was Protestant and her mother was catholic. And I learnt real quick that Rangers are Protestant and Celtic are Catholics,just wow,that was intense for me!

[@amsodoneworkingnow1978]

It's known as an orange and green relationship.

[@drewbranch7700]

@@amsodoneworkingnow1978 Could you elaborate further that sounds fascinating?

[@MrFuzziiWuzzii]

@drewbranch7700 Orange = Rangers = Protestants, green = Celtic = Catholic. Based off the orangemen of the Orange Order which were/are a Protestant fraternal order in Ireland who were pro-Union and the green is based off Irish Republicans which were/are largely Catholic + nonconformist Protestants and we’re pro-independence + pro unifying Ireland.

[@drewbranch7700]

@@MrFuzziiWuzzii I appreciate explanation.😊

[@jamesyboy4626]

In Glasgow most people are in orange and green relationships and everyone of us have family or friends who are your opposite. Its made out way worse than it really is, no one gives a fuck until match day. They can try split us up but we're intertwined now. Except in Larkhall they're all backwards, it's kind of sad really.

[@sallygreenfield6991]

I love that his American accent is basically an impression of Tim Gunn.

[@katie7748]

I thought that too!

[@williamheath7058]

Best accents perfect blend of realism and Mick taking

[@QPRTokyo]

Actually I remember how Scots could not understand real Sussex.

[@mambocan7821]

real Sussex? Sussex is the most normal english accent 😂

[@stewartjones2370]

You talk some shite the Scottish don't sound feminine

[@cully7927]

@@preciseIy Clearly you've never been to south east of England. Go to East London or how about some of the grimey towns in between Brighton and London. Better yet go all the way to the tip down in Dova hahaha Id love to see you call them posh. If you haven't traveled don't make up a load of bollocks to fit some weird narrative you have about being a man. Plenty of men, and plenty of rough accents, everywhere you go.

[@krusher181]

@@preciseIytf are you on about laddie?

[@krusher181]

@@cully7927exactly, I dislike the English monarchy too but I’m not going to say English men are feminine lol, that’s insane. Separate the government from the people. Some good people

[@NomadUrpagi]

Someone said Scottish is a staple fantasy accent when dwarfs or other rowdy race needs representing and i fully agree 😂😂

[@charliebell4563]

YOU’RE FUNNY. I LIKE YOU. 🙌🏽🙌🏽

[@thedreadedflavour5664]

Nobody in England would have a problem with his accent. It's not even that bad.

[@nffctrickett]

Yeah it’s not even strong. I can barely tell he’s even Welsh

[@Vonononie]

Yeah Irish accents are easy for English to understand

[@clownbag]

"not that bad"... I know what you mean but your choice of words tells us a lot about the sort of society we live in. People with accents not on the BBC approved list are excluded from high society. I can't blame you for pointing it out.

[@clownbag]

​​​@@nffctrickett He's Glaswegian. (Scottish)

[@nffctrickett]

@@clownbag it was ajoke bro

[@xquisite7791]

Lol...He's adorable!

[@alexesjohnson4229]

Thankfully I watch enough Scottish KZbinrs that the accent is easily understood now :)

[@FoxRogers]

Something else happens to some of the women in the audience when we hear a Scottish accent too 😂 an no it isn't bc of Outlander it way way predates that 😂

[@nba2kaii12]

What would that be exactly

[@cully7927]

@@nba2kaii12 wet

[@nba2kaii12]

@@cully7927 nice 😂😂

[@SchwererGustavThe800mm]

Be me, a southerner in the United States. Just did historical research about Glasgow razor gangs. Belly laughing cuz I got the Catholic vs protestant joke 😂

[@arbite979]

Youre great mate , make lots of money and laughs

[@user-cw2ns7ld9g]

I love how he switches the accents it’s amazing 😂

[@scotinternationalist1373]

What school did you go to ?? Scottish question.

[@georgejob2156]

A reformed one

[@eftitasusarani5865]

😂

[@amsodoneworkingnow1978]

Question asked in both Scotland and northern Ireland by those interviewing for employment. Right answer gets the job.

[@pqlasmdhryeiw8]

That would be an ecumenical question.

[@goatclips2222]

I recently learned how much Scottish people and Irish people care so much about whether you’re catholic or Protestant it honestly baffled me they are pretty much the same thing haha.

[@Trogdor1365]

I'm American, and the American accent had me cracking up!

[@jenc925]

I'm from America and this bit is hilarious 😂

[@Dabingtons]

As an American. This went right over my head.

[@kevinmcnab5670]

Basically he's making 3 observations... 1, English people generally struggle to understand the Scottish accent. 2, Americans identify themselves as nationalities they know nothing about because of their ancestry. 3, Weirdly, Scotland is still surprisingly divided between Catholics and Protestants.

[@charlicks8808]

Also, Dublin is in Ireland and nothing to do with Scotland

[@kevinmcnab5670]

@Scot699 I live on the west coast so I see it still. Do we or do we not still divide our children between Catholic and non denomination schools?

[@charles5553]

​@@Scot699that's just Celtic and Rangers 😂😂

[@lanabmc3519]

@@kevinmcnab5670No actually. We don’t. Come up the north east. Not a thing

[@gracebrown3074]

I’m from New Zealand and I have literally meet these Americans who said they were Norwegian, I was like oh that’s pretty cool is it your mum or dad who’s from Norway and they said not it was my great grandparents 😂 ??????? Your great grandparents??? 🤣🤣🤣 Your not Norwegian mate 😂😂

[@jonathonweaver4946]

Funny! I'm from the U.S., and a couple of Aussies I met didn't know how big the US was (thought you could drive to NYC in less than a day from LA for a day trip) and thought most of it was desert, Los Angeles, then New York City! Lol!!!

[@gracebrown3074]

@@jonathonweaver4946 Oh haha that’s random. You’d think they’d realise from seeing world maps. How does that relate to the video or what I commented tho?

[@hannajones0106]

I have a hard time believing that. Outside Irish and Italian people don’t really hyphenate their ethnicity. I’m from Utah which traditionally had a lot of English and Scandinavian immigrants. I’ve never met anyone in my entire life that identified with either.

[@gracebrown3074]

@@hannajones0106 haha I worked at an international volunteer organisation for 5 years, where people would stay for periods of a few days to a few years I met hundreds of people from about 40 different countries and trust me Americans do this SO often, way more than ANY other culture I have ever encountered. In fact the only other culture that really seems to do this was Canadians. I met another American guy who said he was Scottish and I was like oh that really cool my grandparents are Scottish, my mum was the first one in her family to be born in New Zealand. We started talking about our clans and tartins. And I asked who in his family was Scottish and he said it was a few generations back on both sides of his family. I was like what? A few generations back? That’s a little bit different to being Scottish. That means your ethnically Scottish not really culturally. You might have a few echos but I would say I have Scottish blood if it was that far back, not that I am Scottish. It was kind of cool that they kept the traditions alive and well in his family. They even had tartins which my family don’t even have haha. But that means culturally he doesn’t really act, and isn’t super influenced by the Scottish culture at all. Which I think is what being Scottish means 😂

[@Bamsebrakar2011]

I’m Norwegian but with Scottish ancestry on two family branches (dating some 300 years back). Even though I in fact did live 5 years in Scotland I could never claim to be Scottish.

[@catonkybord7950]

I'm Austrian. I love the Scottish accent! Also, we have a similar dynamic with the Northern Germans. Most of them don't understand a word we're saying when we go full dialect.