The SHOCKING Reason Why the Ewoks Ate Stormtroopers

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The Stupendous Wave

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@arbknight12
@arbknight12 11 күн бұрын
Darth Vader: "The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the terror of an Ewok."
@WilliamAGould
@WilliamAGould 11 күн бұрын
The Ewoks caught Luke in a simple net. Something Vader was not able to do with literally an entire Galactic Armada as his command.
@WilliamAGould
@WilliamAGould 11 күн бұрын
@@aldenstromberg7273 It was a joke.
@DarthSardukar
@DarthSardukar 11 күн бұрын
@@aldenstromberg7273this response concerns me 🤨
@GGBlaster
@GGBlaster 11 күн бұрын
Palpatine: “Quick, write that down!”
@UTTPCHICKENNUGGET
@UTTPCHICKENNUGGET 11 күн бұрын
​@@DarthSardukar what he say
@DanielMcGillis-f3w
@DanielMcGillis-f3w 11 күн бұрын
The jungles speak Vietnamese, The rooftops speak Korean and the forests of Endor speak Ewok.
@davidmoak1219
@davidmoak1219 11 күн бұрын
Bless the rooftop Koreans. Absolute megachads.
@tesseract_1982
@tesseract_1982 10 күн бұрын
And the snow-laden pine trees, of course, speak Finnish! 😅
@alexbernhard5936
@alexbernhard5936 10 күн бұрын
And the wheat fields speak Russian
@DanielMcGillis-f3w
@DanielMcGillis-f3w 10 күн бұрын
@@tesseract_1982 Simo Häyhä.
@LanChiaoPeng
@LanChiaoPeng 9 күн бұрын
@@tesseract_1982 Winter 1939 - when war was not merely hell, but absolute fucking perkele.
@Godzilla00X
@Godzilla00X 11 күн бұрын
Found footage of a group of storm troopers trying to escape ewoks on endor but being picked off 1 by 1 would be metal but terrifying
@OublietteTight
@OublietteTight 11 күн бұрын
Sounds great. Let's make sure the next Ewoks do not have zippers? 🤪 (Original costumes.)
@robertagu5533
@robertagu5533 11 күн бұрын
Well... Star Wars has a little, seemingly, of about EVERY other thing in existence... an SW Blair Witch/ maybe Dawn of Dead end/etc series or short movie or something like that'd be pretty cool. Maybe done as a KZbin fan short movie or something.. sounds like something bout everyone at one them huge comic comicon events with everyone imaginable at would all get a laugh and appreciate least if they're true pop culture/sci-fi fans
@vestarakhai5303
@vestarakhai5303 11 күн бұрын
Wasn't there a mission in a star wars game basically like this?
@jaanikaapa6925
@jaanikaapa6925 11 күн бұрын
@@vestarakhai5303Yes. The new Battlefront 2. Scary as hell mode, since it's multiplayer.
@jspaceemperor420
@jspaceemperor420 11 күн бұрын
VR Horror Game, You're the storm trooper trying to save your battalion but every attempt is futile, As teddy bears munch on there skulls
@Krishnath.Dragon
@Krishnath.Dragon 11 күн бұрын
Nothing quite as terrifying as something cute and cuddly that is ruthless and bloodthirsty. And the fun part is, it is implied through the Ewok movies that they generally aren't that violent against outsiders unless the outsiders wrongs them. Had the storm troopers at the beginning of the story accepted the gift of flowers, it is likely that the Ewoks would have left them alone. Just look at how friendly they are first with Leia and then the rest of rebels in Return of the Jedi. Show them kindness and they return kindness, show them violence, and may the force have mercy upon your soul, because the Ewok's won't.
@nicholasleclerc1583
@nicholasleclerc1583 11 күн бұрын
They're probably in a tough & violent forest, so they adapted by being defensive to confirmed threats but with the affective empathy to accept potentially friendly strangers
@Krishnath.Dragon
@Krishnath.Dragon 11 күн бұрын
@@nicholasleclerc1583 If the Ewok movies are anything to go by, calling the forest moon of Endor a tough and violent forest is an understatement and a half. They are surprisingly violent movies considering that they are supposed to be "kid friendly". Both of the human adults in the first movie get eaten by giant humanoids (together with about half a dozen ewoks), and of the two kids, the older other two bites the dust in the sequel. And that is not counting the large number of ewoks that die during the course of the movies.
@NeidalRuekk
@NeidalRuekk 11 күн бұрын
It's a good law in nature to not bite unless harmed first. Most things with a primitive culture are prepared for fights, but want to avoid them because they have no idea how much it could escalate by.
@DefileOdds
@DefileOdds 11 күн бұрын
My. Thought. Exactly.
@jasonlauritsen5587
@jasonlauritsen5587 10 күн бұрын
Yep, even a cute, fluffy little white rabbit might just tear you to bits. Just ask King Arthur's knights.
@wonderquestor
@wonderquestor 11 күн бұрын
There’s a mode in battlefront two where you’re a group of stormtroopers trying to survive the night on Endor until the shuttle comes and picks you up. Pretty creepy stuff
@richardkinkead7823
@richardkinkead7823 11 күн бұрын
Proof. They tried to eat Han, Luke, and Chew. Helmets were seen at the end being played like drums. Where were the rest of the bodies? They didn't just set that up in an hour. They wear bones as decoration. Definitely carnivores.
@hippy282
@hippy282 11 күн бұрын
Don't forget the clothing Leia was wearing. It didn't look crudely stitched and was just her size.
@richardkinkead7823
@richardkinkead7823 11 күн бұрын
​@@hippy282 Very true. It was probably made of human hair.
@Sephiroth144
@Sephiroth144 10 күн бұрын
@@richardkinkead7823 Or just some previous dinner's wardrobe they haven't gotten around to throwing out
@Sephiroth144
@Sephiroth144 10 күн бұрын
Extra funny when you consider that early drafts had Kashyyyk as the world the DSII was built above.
@coltonjobst3122
@coltonjobst3122 11 күн бұрын
This makes playing Ewok hunt on Starwars BF2 even more fun and terrifying.
@TheTyler211995
@TheTyler211995 11 күн бұрын
Like that game in Star Wars Battlefront 2 (2017 version). Ewok Hunt, I believe it is called. Where its a bunch of Stormtroopers versus Ewoks. With every Stormtrooper players death, they become a Ewok. Its so dark and there are traps set up by the Ewoks. The Ewoks hunt you down and their small so its harder to see them. It's horrifying.
@Darden7465
@Darden7465 11 күн бұрын
@TheTyler211995 couldn’t agree more. Never looked at the Ewoks the same after Battlefront 2.
@tydasavage6890
@tydasavage6890 10 күн бұрын
That's what I'm thinking it was definitely implied
@1roxyfan491
@1roxyfan491 8 күн бұрын
Turns out that game mode is canon
@FattyMcFox
@FattyMcFox 11 күн бұрын
The Ewoks started with overtures of peace, and were met with brutality and slaughter. The Ewoks returned that brutality, and for the first time in a long time, the Empire was on the receiving end of brutality and not the ones dishing it out. The bullies found a target that looks weak, but fought back. Bullies don't like when their victims fight back. The Ewoks aren't extra terrifying, the Empire is just not used to being Terrified.
@CommanderBohn
@CommanderBohn 11 күн бұрын
All they had to do was to be diplomatic here. But who could've thought the little fuzzy wuzzy teddy bears would be pint-sized Arctotheriums with a thirst for blood that would give a Sith Warrior pause.
@hackman669
@hackman669 8 күн бұрын
​@@CommanderBohnImagine Disney doing a series of Darth Ewak! The Sith are destroyed but several Sith journals and teachings fall in to the hands of the Ewak.😅
@CommanderBohn
@CommanderBohn 8 күн бұрын
@@hackman669 Ironically there were two Jedi Ewoks. And one turned to the dark side once he found what slavers were doing with his people on Endor. The same Ewok was also trained by Luke Skywalker if I remember...
@AshGreen359
@AshGreen359 11 күн бұрын
I remember watching a cheesy TV special called The Ewok Adventure. A couple kids get stranded on the green moon and meet the Ewoks. My dad freaked out and said "Run! They eat people!"
@notabannedaccount8362
@notabannedaccount8362 7 күн бұрын
It was probably one of the Ewoks movies.
@AshGreen359
@AshGreen359 7 күн бұрын
@@notabannedaccount8362 It was shortly after Return of The Jedi was in theatres
@360entertainment2
@360entertainment2 7 күн бұрын
I’ve got both of those movies on DVD!
@anthonychihuahua
@anthonychihuahua 11 күн бұрын
I'm new to Star Wars, and I always thought Chewbacca was an Ewok.. That was wookie mistake.
@traikentercept144
@traikentercept144 11 күн бұрын
Originally they were going to be Wookies on their home world of Kashyyyk, but they changed it to Ewoks on Endor. Probably for budget reasons. And yes, Kashyyyk is spelled with three y's. Don't ask.
@CurriB09
@CurriB09 11 күн бұрын
Haha. What a Star Wars dad joke.
@Sephiroth144
@Sephiroth144 10 күн бұрын
@@traikentercept144 Think less budget, more cuddly toy dollars
@360entertainment2
@360entertainment2 7 күн бұрын
I’d borderline blame South Park for that, Johnny Cochran’s Chewbacca defense posited that Chewie “lived” on Endor!
@Thundarr100
@Thundarr100 5 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 BTW, "Wookiee" is spelled with two E's.
@GGBlaster
@GGBlaster 11 күн бұрын
Stormtroopers: guns down Ewoks for offering peace Ewoks: retaliate Stormtroopers: 😮
@generaljimmies3429
@generaljimmies3429 11 күн бұрын
Now it makes more sense why GenerationTech always hates Ewoks. Humanity first
@wickdaline8668
@wickdaline8668 11 күн бұрын
The Ewoks are more savage than we thought. Must explain why Luke and Han were brought in as food.
@360entertainment2
@360entertainment2 7 күн бұрын
I’d assume they did that because of earlier interactions with the Storm Troopers, if one group of funny looking aliens blasted our welcome party to smithereens you’d best believe every other welcome party would be treated with hostility!
@SuperMrHiggins
@SuperMrHiggins 6 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@stevenceja4706
@stevenceja4706 2 күн бұрын
Not to mention that they actually seem quite adept at figuring out technology. I mean, you had that one with the speeder, those 2 in the walker with Chewie, and you see another one during the battle wielding a blaster.
@Warrior-Of-Virtue
@Warrior-Of-Virtue 11 күн бұрын
Considering that we see one Ewok operating a speeder bike and another group crewing an AT-ST with Chewbacca, I suspect that the Ewoks' primitive society is not from a lack of intelligence on their part. But rather a conscious choice to embrace a simple life.
@RachDarastrix2
@RachDarastrix2 9 күн бұрын
If anything you have to be more intelligent if life is an actual fucking challenge. Even better, its not so much life as survival. Could you imagine? But societies like this happen due to not seeing the need to further technological development. See the whole point of inventing something is to sell it. To sell it you have to advertise it. You advertise it to convince the people that it is necessary. Vast regions where there aren't constant commercials never go far from the stoneage.
@midniteryder_3-16
@midniteryder_3-16 7 күн бұрын
& didn’t 1 of the ewoks wielded a blaster @ 1 point?
@seanwoods647
@seanwoods647 2 күн бұрын
Manning an AT-ST isn't as complicated as it sounds. Droid-brains do a lot of the heavy lifting. Why else can a character seemingly step into the cockpit of a random ship and fly it? I spend 20 minutes trying to find the headlight controls in a rental car here on earth.
@RachDarastrix2
@RachDarastrix2 2 күн бұрын
@@seanwoods647 Yeah like, wait... They were expecting a tribe of savages to fight fair when they brought AT-STs to a clovis point fight?
@MaciejLorentz
@MaciejLorentz Күн бұрын
This is just not logically, logistically and historically incorrect it’s also technically impossible. Advertising?!?!? First came the market then came advertising. Advertising as it is now is a pretty new invention but humanities progress is pretty constant the last few thousand years. This is crazy talk so crazy it’s blowing my mind. Advertising is basically lies and no good information is really retained by it. I think the thing you are thinking of is called a book not a commercial and you can find them in libraries…..
@SamanthaVimes
@SamanthaVimes 11 күн бұрын
The movie was pretty clear they ate human given a chance. It was unnerving seeing the rebels hanging around for the after party-- we always wondered if Luke, Leia, and Han ended up eating without thinking.
@ShinVejita
@ShinVejita 5 күн бұрын
Gotta eat something, might as well be Steve... I mean TK-1138.
@ericshelby8813
@ericshelby8813 11 күн бұрын
Reminds me of how the Viet Cong fought U.S. forces during the Vietnam War. They used booby traps and hit and run tactics to inflict harm on U.S. troops, both physically and mentally.
@corvus2327
@corvus2327 11 күн бұрын
People forget that Ewoks are bears and bears are omivores.
@peter-radiantpipes2800
@peter-radiantpipes2800 11 күн бұрын
Bears are omnivores
@corvus2327
@corvus2327 11 күн бұрын
@@peter-radiantpipes2800 Still eats meat.
@davidponseigo8811
@davidponseigo8811 11 күн бұрын
Who the Hell ever said they were bears ?
@corvus2327
@corvus2327 11 күн бұрын
@@davidponseigo8811 Dude, it's more than obvious based on how they look.
@commonsenseking6386
@commonsenseking6386 11 күн бұрын
Makes sense, Panda Bears are cute but do not let that fool you.
@johnbest1978
@johnbest1978 11 күн бұрын
Man Ewoks are vicious little hunters. Thank you for doing a video on this subject. Most Star Wars fans just want to push the fact that the Ewoks were/are flesh eating teddy bears. Thank you so much for doing a video about this it's much appreciated. Have a great day and may the force be with you always.
@TheStupendousWave
@TheStupendousWave 11 күн бұрын
Thanks for watching!
@rewto5131
@rewto5131 11 күн бұрын
To be fair, the Ewoks wanted peace. The Empire chose war. They reaped what they sowed.
@hanham963
@hanham963 10 күн бұрын
Correct analysis.
@franktanner6278
@franktanner6278 11 күн бұрын
Endor is their Vietnam. Similar "technology" is what the Viet Cong used against the Americans. Sure, they had modern weapons too, but they primarily employed those low tech tactics and weapons extremely effectively.
@chefdean7257
@chefdean7257 10 күн бұрын
Two points most don't consider ; Ewoks have an immediate and intuitive understanding of technology. Their teeth are flat. They did not evolve to eat flesh. They chose to.
@Thundarr100
@Thundarr100 5 күн бұрын
No, their canines are just off to the side, like humans are. Ewoks are omnivores, same as humans and bears.
@Raptormon132
@Raptormon132 11 күн бұрын
Looking at this, it makes you think. If the storm troopers did not shot the Ewoks when they first made contact, and offered peace with them, then the Ewoks would not have started killing and eating them. It's ironic that the storm troopers sealed their own fate the second they shot at them out of fear and ignorance. And I should also say that in the Star Wars Ewoks animated series of the 80s, the Ewoks mention that they do not hunt, unless there is no other food.
@Anti-Villain-Wolf
@Anti-Villain-Wolf 11 күн бұрын
Should have taken the flowers
@CommanderBohn
@CommanderBohn 11 күн бұрын
Pureblooded Sith Warrior: I fear nothing. But that thing (quickly glances at an Ewok) terrifies me. Ewok: Nub, Nub. PSW: *Force Jumps out in panic* Also considering Endor is full of scary predators and home to another brutal race that butts heads with Ewoks, it's no wonder the little guys had to become hardcore.
@rhunter42dragon
@rhunter42dragon 11 күн бұрын
I love the look on the old stormtrooper's face when the guy tells him that the Ewoks being wiped out was only a myth. He's so deflated. For all these years, the only thing that kept this old man going was the thought of a bunch feral teddy bears dying horribly in a burning hellscape, only to learn that they're all fine.😟 😂😂😂
@Charlie94781
@Charlie94781 9 күн бұрын
@rHunter42dragon the Death Star wreckage actually crushed the Ewoks and a vast bulk of the planet was turned into an ashen wasteland
@rhunter42dragon
@rhunter42dragon 8 күн бұрын
@@Charlie94781 We've already established that didn't actually happen.
@Ragnorok657
@Ragnorok657 11 күн бұрын
The fact they have a game mode that lets you feel what it is like to be hunted down by these Ewoks is downright Scary
@SleepyKurisu
@SleepyKurisu 11 күн бұрын
The Ewoks eating storm troopers really makes me wonder what happened to other humans or alien species who had the misfortune to end up on Endor via a ship crash or intentional trip or if it was the empire that made the Ewoks so violent towards other humans Ik one thing for sure though the Ewok hunt mode in Bf2 just became more terrifying
@highseasbanditry
@highseasbanditry 11 күн бұрын
Forces of Destiny: An Imperial Feast is canon under Disney, and features Ewoks preparing to eat captured Imperial stormtroopers until the Rebels intervene.
@Sephiroth144
@Sephiroth144 10 күн бұрын
Dude, we use every part of the stormtrooper...
@dekuzilla91
@dekuzilla91 11 күн бұрын
Maybe they should have accepted those flowers from the Ewoks.
@Jedidiah_Martin_2
@Jedidiah_Martin_2 3 күн бұрын
It's not cannibalism if you're eating a different species 👍
@michaelatlas5745
@michaelatlas5745 8 күн бұрын
they definitely ate people in canon. Even in the newer Tales from Return of the Jedi we clearly learn that they ate humans and liked torturing people. It even says that they like eating arrogant humans because they're fear makes them taste better. Even the Empire thought it was evil, that's saying something
@thebuildbear
@thebuildbear 11 күн бұрын
Ewok Chief: It's over, Troopers! We have the high ground! Troopers: You underestimate my technology. A few minutes later... Ewok: I don't know what I am eating, but I'll have another.
@Sephiroth144
@Sephiroth144 10 күн бұрын
Ewok Chef: Bitch, you know whatchu eating...
@SPCBRAWLERZ
@SPCBRAWLERZ 11 күн бұрын
The Ewoks showed peace, the Empire showed war, then the Ewoks showed terror.
@lorddemonoss3945
@lorddemonoss3945 2 күн бұрын
Doomguy- You wanted a war..... You should enjoy it......💀
@BeppyTurnip
@BeppyTurnip 11 күн бұрын
Rebels watching the Ewoks feast upon emperial flesh during the Celebration: 👀
@kingshadow8782
@kingshadow8782 11 күн бұрын
Good Afternoon.
@alexerhardt4407
@alexerhardt4407 8 күн бұрын
That panel where Vader is just looking over at you, holding half a dead Ewok. Ha!
@babygoblingamer
@babygoblingamer 8 күн бұрын
Imagine how scared storm troopers would be if they met xenomorph 🤣
@timothyhenegar7484
@timothyhenegar7484 11 күн бұрын
Me: Nub nub....(Slings a slingshot around and hits himself in the face.) Ah roo gah!
@user-zp8kj2cl9g
@user-zp8kj2cl9g 11 күн бұрын
Flashbacks to that Ewok hunting mode in Battlefront 2
@johnandrews1025
@johnandrews1025 11 күн бұрын
That's why princess Leia had that dress during the ending of the Return of the Jedi.
@kevin-2.1
@kevin-2.1 11 күн бұрын
Wait why?
@Darden7465
@Darden7465 11 күн бұрын
Battlefront II completely changed the way I saw Ewoks. They are truly terrifying.
@coleslade
@coleslade 11 күн бұрын
"Maybe they don't show up on infra-red at all." Confirmed, Ewoks are the Star Wars galaxy's Xenomorphs.
@TheStupidwolf1
@TheStupidwolf1 Күн бұрын
Ewoks: Offer friendship. Stormtroopers: Open blaster fire. Ewoks: Nub nub it is.
@mhmt1453
@mhmt1453 9 күн бұрын
I can’t believe so many people didn’t think the Ewoks ate their enemies! Just the fact that Han, Luke, and Chewy were on the menu until 3P0 convinced them otherwise gives you the first clue. If not, then one can understand the symbolism of the helmet drums at the victory celebration. Obviously, the stormtroopers became the main course for the feast that would feed so many rebel guests!
@marshalllatta2073
@marshalllatta2073 11 күн бұрын
That's right I remember a tv show called forces of destiny were ewoks where going to have a couple stormtroopers for lunch in that show
@Kyleplier
@Kyleplier 11 күн бұрын
This whole video makes me think of Ewok Hunt in Battlefront II. Especially on OLED on PC running Ultra Wide and HDR.
@venkelos6996
@venkelos6996 11 күн бұрын
You are right, I mostly don't believe it. Not that I'd call it out as BS, or convenient for October, or intriguing fan-fiction, and C3PO even tells our heroes he thinks the Ewoks are planning to eat them, but then we also see segments where their tactics, and equipment, aren't anything up to snuff vs the Empire's kit, and more than that, the Empire isn't really subtle. Until the day the Rebellion arrives, there's basically no reason to worry that anything is going to happen at Endor. If the Imperial troops, and Stormtroopers, who had been there for some time, were really having a fraction of that trouble, I'd imagine they'd deal with it. The Ewoks weren't valuable as labor, nor did the prefab garrison base need the forest canopy as cover; it was under the shield, too, and safe from orbital strike. If the Empire, who seemed surprised when we saw them, which was after the Rebellion was there, had been bothered by more than a bit of irritation, they probably would have razed the forest around the base, or sent troops into the woods hunting, to give them something to do, while waiting for the encounter they knew was eventually coming. I'm actually entirely willing to believe Ewoks ate people, as Threepio prevented for Luke and Han, but I find it harder to believe that they were really taxing the interloper troops, and the Imperials didn't just call down some carpet bombs, some dispatch some flamer Troopers, or worse.
@cesariglesias297
@cesariglesias297 11 күн бұрын
Maybe the location of the new Death Star was not casual they know to keep their bases in Endor night closed and not slowly walk in their forest for a reason. Ewoks can't eat armored battle station and the "Unknown" menace was a security layer of that base, they were sure no rebels will survive there.
@scottgardener
@scottgardener 3 күн бұрын
One of the great underappreciated aspects of Return of the Jedi was how the Empire arrogantly dismissed the Ewoks, and how this dismissal turned out to be the key factor in undermining Palpatine's entire plan to wipe out the Rebels, instead getting him killed and the Empire collapsing. Though the movie itself presented the Ewoks as cute, cuddly bears, the cannibal bits, initially played for laughs, have inspired us over the years as fans to rethink these cute, cuddly bears and draw comparison to the lurking terrors of the Viet Cong.
@zakosist
@zakosist 4 күн бұрын
The stormtroopers kind of brought it on themself by rejecting an offer of peace in such a brutal fashion
@3ggh3ad
@3ggh3ad 9 күн бұрын
love the aliens reference in that "maybe they dont show up on infrared" panel
@C92400
@C92400 11 күн бұрын
This would be like the Navy Seals losing on North Sentinel Island
@terririnella4032
@terririnella4032 11 күн бұрын
0:16.... (panel 2) i wonder how many know where else that line is used motion trackers on the Storm Troopers wouldn't have helped either....."Look, I'm telling you, there's something moving here and it ain't us!" "Trackers off scale, man. There all around us man, Jesus!"
@brianbates7866
@brianbates7866 5 күн бұрын
I love how they had to make the ewaks terrifying after they were referred to as teddy bears
@gragglenotz
@gragglenotz 7 күн бұрын
Imagine being sent to a world you know nothing about other than the books. Having the rug pulled out from underneath you. Then watching your comrades being spit roasted and eaten before your eyes.
@JayOppold
@JayOppold 11 күн бұрын
"Goon'da!" - Wicket
@eds1942
@eds1942 11 күн бұрын
“Yum! Yum!”
@viral_suppressor4154
@viral_suppressor4154 2 күн бұрын
Quite frankly, a bunch of feral teddy bears scaring stormtroopers s*tless is glorious!
@carefree85a
@carefree85a 9 күн бұрын
im not suprised. they tried to eat luke and solo too.
@cjalexanderjr8811
@cjalexanderjr8811 10 күн бұрын
It's been said that the Ewoks had those large traps that took down many Walkers because they would sometimes get attacked by the Endore giants called Gorax and the traps were originally meant to fend off the giants. You should do a video about the Gorax.
@Canoby
@Canoby 10 күн бұрын
I have to wonder how much Imperial occupation of Endor might have negatively affected their normal hunting/resource gathering operations, putting the Ewoks on edge
@nickvinsable3798
@nickvinsable3798 11 күн бұрын
🤔 . . . Honestly, I’d prefer the Ewoks, in the Galactic Empire’s Stormtroopers’ perspective, to be as scary as _Goblin Slayer_ ‘s Goblins, i.e. they spared the women & children, only to become dairy cattle & such. Due to their size, the women’s limbs were trimmed so they wouldn’t be a threat to the Ewoks. If the Galactic Empire brought their families, i.e. their kids, they’d keep the kids alive, only to being fattened up with various drugs to keep them complacent (I highly recommend Jay Naylor’s [ _CottonWine_ ] story arc to understand how it could’ve happened); the male Ewoks would even release their ‘frustrations’ upon them, maybe birthing various hybrids & such, but they wouldn’t care because they’ve been so drugged up through their food that they’re completely complacent to being the Ewoks livestock & such . . . - Happy Halloween 😏…
@BrianEthridge-wg6ko
@BrianEthridge-wg6ko 7 күн бұрын
Of course they ate people They were going to eat Luke and Han Solo and Chewbacca. They were the apex predators on their planet even if they worked teddy bears. It doesn't make them cannibals to eat whatever they can find as long as it wasn't themselves.. They tried to make it more kid friendly but the tone at the end with a storm trooper helmets and how they were able to easily take out in gorilla warfare a lot of those stormtroopers was pretty foreboding when you thought about it.
@ahmedsaeedmob771
@ahmedsaeedmob771 9 күн бұрын
Looks more like amercans in Vietnamese jungles vs viet cong It definately has parallels to that
@aster4jaden
@aster4jaden 11 күн бұрын
You know what? Had the Rebels recruited the Ewoks in Disney Canon, I could believe how the Galactic Empire fell in a year or two.
@OrangeHatReviews
@OrangeHatReviews 11 күн бұрын
Did one of those comics literally drop the line from Aliens: "Maybe they don't show up on infra-red at all." I love learning more Legends Lore. Great video.
@hippy282
@hippy282 11 күн бұрын
Finally a video about how hardcore Ewoks are. Great video mate!
@Ravenfanatic5
@Ravenfanatic5 11 күн бұрын
Uh Ewoks do what? Smh I see why those little munchkins didn't get an invite to join the Jedi Order. Innocent on the outside, but dangerous on the inside
@achimkunisch8619
@achimkunisch8619 11 күн бұрын
There was a jedi Ewok.
@Ravenfanatic5
@Ravenfanatic5 11 күн бұрын
@@achimkunisch8619 I stand corrected
@robertagu5533
@robertagu5533 11 күн бұрын
Was gonna say... somehow there ACTUALLY was a Jedi Ewok... BUT yall... if the stock outta the forest Ewok might eat or even just decide to maim an murder for reasons.. Just imagine a Sith Ewok....
@notabannedaccount8362
@notabannedaccount8362 7 күн бұрын
Rebellion War Crimes!
@taitano12
@taitano12 10 күн бұрын
The Ewoks aren't actually cannibalistic - they don't eat their own kind. At least not for the most part. And they're not exactly xenophobic, either. They are usually welcoming to outsiders when they visit... HOWEVER..! They are vindictive little bastards who have NO problem eating a sapient from another species. An Ewok crewmate I worked with on a bulk freighter a few years back even told me that they're not bothered by extraendorians eating them if it's from an honorable hunt or combat, or something like that. Remember, Luke and friends were caught in that trap fair and sqare. And, you gotta question the sapience of someone who would fall for that hanging bird trap anyway (looking at you, Chewie). They even have an underground gladiator circuit that resembles the Roman arena. Only, the similarly frequent deaths see the corpse suctioned off; the proceeds, and half the fight's profits go to helping restore the devastation that did happen despite the NR's best efforts. Sanctuary lost a solid quarter of its globe-spanning forest and half its grasslands. So, yeah. They're one of the SCARIEST species in the Galaxy.
@Mr.Ambrose_Dyer_Armitage_Esq.
@Mr.Ambrose_Dyer_Armitage_Esq. 2 күн бұрын
I choose to believe the irradiated wreck of the DS-II battlestation rendered the moon of Endor an uninhabitable rock.
@SHARKVADERS
@SHARKVADERS 11 күн бұрын
Why? Because they taste like chicken!
@kennethlindahl9206
@kennethlindahl9206 7 күн бұрын
I was in high school when Empire came out I was walking home with some friends after the movie and a buddy said " Ken what's wrong " I said "...they ate them " they ate who?" my friend asked "the Ewoks ate the Stormtroopers" all of us were silent for a while after that ...walking in the dark
@ricorommeldumaplin4822
@ricorommeldumaplin4822 10 күн бұрын
Rebel : I don't know what Im eating but I think I'll have another Ewok: If only you know 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@FinalSeraphLeo
@FinalSeraphLeo 3 күн бұрын
The Star Wars movie we need: Wrath of the Ewoks
@avian68tb
@avian68tb 11 күн бұрын
Whoever did the artwork did not do their homework on what the standard blaster of the stormtrooper corp looks like
@RaphBlade7
@RaphBlade7 10 күн бұрын
*The following are the musings of a Salty SEAGULL named EARL who just shows up in my posts whenever he feels like it!* [EARL the Salty SEAGULL:] "I have always respected the Ewoks and believe it was a good idea to make the Ewok spin off films which are vastly superior to the sequel trilogy (but then again even the Life Day Special is better than the the Disney Sequel Trilogy)! The Ewoks may look like cuddly teddy bears but they are warriors who defended their home from the Imperials and aided the Rebel Alliance in bringing freedom to the galaxy! I also love that they did it with low tech weaponry which of course is a reference to Vietnam War! Sure Disney will probably retcon the Ewoks brutality so it doesn't hurt theit marketability or leave it vague!"
@NYKgjl10
@NYKgjl10 Күн бұрын
Love the Ewoks as I find them very fascinating, yet very vicious and will do anything to protect their land against anyone!!
@David-l6c3w
@David-l6c3w 10 күн бұрын
The motivation advantage usually goes to the opponent who finds you delicious.
@bor3549
@bor3549 9 күн бұрын
I always like to think that Endor is a high-grav planet(moon). It would help explain alot-like the AT-ST's fragility and difficulty moving, the Ewok's super strength, maybe also why the troopers seemed so pathetic. Even Leia got winded pretty quick.
@matthewestrada5217
@matthewestrada5217 10 күн бұрын
Ewoks said don't tread on me, simple
@Kolcat
@Kolcat 11 күн бұрын
I eat ewoks. Trapped on the planet and left behind, I lost my mind and now they are my dinner.
@irkalla100
@irkalla100 8 күн бұрын
The sudden realization that... yeah! They were going to eat Luke and company!
@Nova_Scotia_Adventurer
@Nova_Scotia_Adventurer 3 күн бұрын
Chief Chirpa wasn't messing around
@UltimateSpider1385
@UltimateSpider1385 11 күн бұрын
Ewoks are vicious towards invaders, but I didn't expect them to be cannibals.
@eds1942
@eds1942 Күн бұрын
Does anyone remember that time when Luke roast his father on Endor and how the Ewoks prefer their catch roasted? Obi-Wan would no doubt approve.
@edmorris2466
@edmorris2466 10 күн бұрын
Great video
@TheStupendousWave
@TheStupendousWave 10 күн бұрын
Thanks!
@AmirSayedal-Isra
@AmirSayedal-Isra 11 күн бұрын
Well now that makes sense. I always wondered why they had Han Solo tied up like they wanted to roast him. Unless it was possible that they did in fact practice cannibalism.
@JasonCartwright-z6s
@JasonCartwright-z6s 12 сағат бұрын
I think some people have very active and morbid imaginations. The Ewoks were simply what we saw in ROTJ. A cool race of primitive wood people that at first were scared into sacrificing creatures they didn’t understand to what they thought was a god. But then, once they understood, joined their new found friends against the evil Empire. They were a fun aspect to the movie, and cool figures with a super cool Playset.
@isaacchristensen659
@isaacchristensen659 Күн бұрын
Love Endor!!!
@Countryhuman-A.H.E-
@Countryhuman-A.H.E- 3 күн бұрын
Its why i panic when i am around only 3 or 4 storm troopers in that survival mode in battlefront II cause at that point I know where dead where just buying time
@cfakatsuki17
@cfakatsuki17 11 күн бұрын
The Ewoks evolved on a planet tantamount to hell, it’s populated by dangerous plants, giant flesh eating mega wookies, outrider invaders from other worlds and most horrifying of all, Ewoks, these tiny mofos have mastered the art of destroying things much bigger than them, the empire never stood a chance
@joanrodriguez7587
@joanrodriguez7587 4 күн бұрын
everything tastes better from a shell
@charlesdeliberis239
@charlesdeliberis239 10 күн бұрын
When ewoks eyes glow red you know your doomed
@Nikoli492
@Nikoli492 11 күн бұрын
Not sure if this is canon but I heard that when palpatine die before the deathstar was destroyed his death contaminated endor with the dark side giving endor a dark side Nexus. That alone will make all life on endor more aggressive & maybe blood thirsty.
@ericblue5436
@ericblue5436 10 күн бұрын
The theme song from the 80s cartoon says, "we were brave. We were bold. Like the storytellers told." I don't think that is a coincidence.
@deadronin47
@deadronin47 5 күн бұрын
Power of Deception
@tireddoggamingtales2091
@tireddoggamingtales2091 11 күн бұрын
And this whole time, I thought they were just hilarious little creatures that could kick ass. But now I see just how wrong I really was.
@LockandLoad79
@LockandLoad79 11 күн бұрын
When the trees says "nub ! nub !"
@jeremychannel333
@jeremychannel333 8 күн бұрын
This totally changes my R.o.t.j. experience lol! I'll look at it on a far better light now lol 😂 I never quite looked at it from an on the battlefield experience approach before but rather they were tiny little fuzzy teddy bears but aftet this it appears that looks can be deceiving & the Ewoks were indeed beastly warriors!
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