The Short Man Saga | Penguinz0 (cr1tikal) Reaction

[@QueenBlaze]

Hopefully Y'all can see this one!

[@Pops6185]

Hey Queen, when are you going to play Stray?

[@ryanmckay2535]

Imagine him still talking trash and yelling as he's in the parking lot angrily adjusting the phone book he has to sit on to see over the steering wheel.

[@anonymousanonymous7018]

The part about the camera man always filming badly is so damn real. I remember high school fights could be in the middle of an empty parking lot and the dude with the phone is the closest but the quality was so bad and shaky like the person filming was fighting their inner demons the entire time!

[@theedgeinshow]

Completely unrelated: Today I got onto an elevator (or a lift, for my European friends) and there was an elderly man already in it. I was going to the bottom floor and the elevator didn't stop on the ride down. Just before we got to my floor, he let out a god awful and comically lengthy fart. Just as the enclosed space filled up with what I can only assume was mustard gas he yelled out "Gambled and lost this time!" as he stiff-legged ran past me and out the doors.

[@Vonias]

holy crap LMAO

[@Vonias]

no pun intended

[@QueenBlaze]

I shouldn't laugh because that really stinks but MY GOD!! lol

[@ikeyasector]

lol... I had a similar experience as a kid... but sadly, I'm starting to notice that I can't hold it in like I use to. Ugh, I hate getting older. But still funny. lol

[@lethallizard8356]

Happy Meals must be his comfort food and clearly they were out so no wonder he was so cranky 😢

[@LolGurrl91]

No Happy Meal, no more Mr. Nice Guy

[@palker35]

@@LolGurrl91 drake the type of guy..

[@soap7666]

Dudes need to calm down, I'm an itty bitty man myself and I never worry about my height. I've got bigger things to worry about, like making it to next month without having to sell an organ just to keep the fucking lights on. Grow up, little buddy

[@QueenBlaze]

BIG FACTS!! Trying to live is becoming a wild ride!

[@volioze4205]

chad mindset

[@yoitstim5168]

There are short kings and there are manlets

[@LordColdcuts]

Now I'm not one for stereotypes... **Pauses to check for the KZbin police** 👀 But some of the angriest people I know or have known were a bit on the short side. And ever notice how the smaller a dog is, the more likely it is to choose violence? My advice on how to calm or outright avoid their fun sized wrath is step 1, communication. Just google "how to talk to short people" and practice the advice on an actual person immediately. And the more hilarious the pictures you see, the more effective the advice.

[@Nackols]

"you think they're listening but they're probably not listening" lol true xD

[@iminvigorator7245]

Cameraman became a beyblade.

[@VDOTU5]

As a member of the Under 6ft Men Committee, we do not claim this Tiny Tantrum Two.

[@yeoldehotdog306]

There are women out there who have a thing about height, but no woman who you actually would want to be in a relationship with would throw away a whole person they have a connection with over height. If she wants taller than you, move on, that's her preference, no harm done. The problem is a lot of these types of men will lead a conversation with women with defensiveness instead of just being themselves which can really put women off and then they reject them or say they're not working and those same men will assume it's their height, jump online and start saying they were rejected over their height, which perpetuates that all women care about is height to other insecure men online and so the cycle continues.

[@voltakackackack666]

I've been following Critical since highschool. And I'm 31 so uhhhh yeah.

[@ikeyasector]

Not all short people have it, but it's called "little man syndrome". I worked with a guy who had it bad and they canned his ass for always starting fights. No one would say a word to him and yet he'd go off thinking he had to prove something. The crazy thing is that the only person that had a problem with his height was himself.

[@ethanpok1]

Haven't been here in about a year. Gatdamn your channel has had some growth

[@Reppo80085]

I pray to God may I never have to deal myself or got me self entangle into these kind situation, road rage ,and some shithousery....Aameen.

[@jasonbarr-harris9219]

Finally I get to see the wonderful video

[@DrCookieMcCrumble]

Neither of those guys seem like they can handle rejection and they seem like the type to overreact and take everything too seriously. I don't know the story but I feel like anyone would reject them solely based on personality alone.

[@lop90ful1]

Only real one will know this is a reupload

[@pip5188]

These new gen z kids don’t even know this is a reupload

[@lotusinn3]

@@pip5188 Lol, what?

[@Charlie._.Niron22]

Just Humans being Humans

[@intricatezebra8930]

Posted 39 seconds ago? Now THAT'S some new car smell!

[@DarkysLPs]

Moist is a KZbin treausre

[@reaper0aron945]

I have never seen a reaction on a reaction video

[@doesthislookunsure894]

That was hilarious

[@corym.m.3084]

You have to be a really fragile kind of person to be offended over something you have zero control over. You’re born short, get over it. There’s other things to worry about

[@voltakackackack666]

XD get your big Mac and get yo ass outta there. I mean. I am super jealous of your husband but I'm so happy you're with someone who respects you. But uhhhh if it doesn't work out hey. .let's insert a winky face