The side chick Olympics

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[@CrazygamersX4]

"Germany has a long history of seeking, not so much hiding" 💀💀💀

[@SuperFlawless2010]

@@CrazygamersX4 Jew Hunters

[@Akanezulian1]

they did a good job hiding in Argentina I would say

[@zenhalimana]

​@@Akanezulian1 "We are tailors and pig farmers from Dusseldorf"

[@erwinl.3817]

I think he said "sieging" as a wordplay for winning in german :D

[@arvojustice]

Gottverdammt richtig

[@stev009]

Nobody knows hiding in the closet better than you tom 💀💀

[@TojiFushigoroWasTaken]

Why is my man catching strays

[@SDYT08]

lil bro is like farming

[@alecouto]

"Eight hundred, and One likes" 😂😂😂😂 gotta love how subtle

[@Supermateo97]

I was just coming to comment this 🤣

[@martinv7251]

someone explain please

[@Metatronio]

​@@martinv7251The commentator added the last like

[@danielj3010]

Dr. Shaboinky has been scouting well.

[@DavidZ4-gg3dm]

Millions of women much prefer to share top-tier guys.

[@stev009]

And then we came a little bit more 😭😭

[@SDYT08]

lil bro is like farming

[@SuperFlawless2010]

80 years of perfect genetics AYYOOOO!!!

[@Buttadawg-cq7pl]

Bro they tried eliminating all the bad ones

[@whaaat2240]

man US would have won if it were side chick shooting Olympics but ngl the Germany one is Damn respectfully

[@nileshkumaraswamy2711]

The US performed really poorly in the shooting games in the real Olympics lol.

[@whaaat2240]

@@nileshkumaraswamy2711 ikr turkey should hav been in this

[@bdautch20]

GERMANY HAS A LONG HISTORY OF SEEKING OMG

[@SuperFlawless2010]

80 years of perfect genetics LMAO

[@Marta1Buck]

​@@SuperFlawless2010that A genetic 😂😂🎉🎉🎉

[@phenomenonnarutokun]

I had my hand on my mouth when he said holy cow

[@Pilligrim-gd3oe]

Special skills: Jamaica - Gluck gluck 3000 Germany - Gazongas USA - Mental warfare 💀💀💀

[@RevengeofFredrick]

FÜR DAS VATERLAND

[@janzer6695]

FÜR DAS VATERLAND

[@Coldysnapdragon]

JAWOHL

[@janpolansky9668]

Hear me out guys. I dont think she is German, as a german it sounded weird.

[@Coldysnapdragon]

@janpolansky9668 yea i don't think she is

[@RevengeofFredrick]

@@janpolansky9668 really ? Im german and i think it sounded kinda good compared to what you normally hear from amerikans

[@emmanuelojo37]

Germany has great genetics 😂😂

[@cabbiecarmvp145]

For the last 80 years 💀

[@mikedangerdoes]

I was really looking forward to the self-delulu event where they convince themselves he is going to leave his girlfriend for them.

[@nathanscarlett4772]

Omfg yes 🤣

[@silverlips998]

yes, very good idea! 🤣

[@heckingracken]

"we came, we saw, we conquered & then we came a little bit more" 😂

[@waynechen8912]

i am like seriously sure that the typing part might actually become apart of the real olympics...

[@frozello14]

Gotta add "sports" that young people follow

[@kryptonianguest1903]

Gotta replace breakdancing with something.

[@cartoon8196]

I can confirm that they are many "Dump Trucks" here in Ja🇯🇲💯 I too can't wait for the next side chick olympics

[@user-dm7bw9os7w]

Chey crieger is the german chicks name. Your welcome

[@nolegableghostie]

ma man

[@abdul-kabiralegbe5660]

Would've been better if it were Krieger, LOL.

[@Hasanaljadid]

She Isn't german

[@monteniggrianCRUSHER]

never goon

[@FringeWizard2]

​@@abdul-kabiralegbe5660Warrior

[@fredward_3713]

The German one is Chey Crieger, thank me later

[@weamibrahim2146]

Dang right after I did some research and found it

[@FDNRunningandMotivation-ws1hd]

You, Sir are a true man of culture.

[@IssacNewtonHello]

"she is really milking that high angle" 💀

[@69-fj7ih]

Bro Germany is so hot

[@ankitchauhancr7]

Ikr! What's her @?

[@arpandas2875]

@@ankitchauhancr7 chey.criege

[@schnabelnugget1066]

@@ankitchauhancr7 Stop with your down badness instantly. Whats the point even? I will never understand this kind of action

[@ankitchauhancr7]

@@schnabelnugget1066 no. I think the point is pretty obvious

[@Seetiyan]

That "and one" caught me off guard. 😂 So quick.

[@lelexdi768]

"that should be good at least for a silver" 💀💀 she can't stop coming second, the event, his life, the bedroom

[@olatundedave]

"And then we came a little more", yeah, we all did 😅😅

[@georgelionon9050]

found only 2 girls in the bedroom? you are safe for now, if I would have found a 3rd one then that would mean trouble sir!

[@Franzifii]

No sane German would ever say "Für das Vaterland" unironically

[@Ekloven]

2:41 Eight hundred - and one likes 😭💀

[@Mikebrowski]

You guys are legit funny, its good to see some SOLID CONTENT!

[@NeonPlanes]

I swear the American girl is the finest I've ever seen

[@Whazzupp]

2:26, you’ll be glad you did

[@OybekBabaev-w1t]

But yes I am 😂

[@keith3761]

Man I cannot wait for the upcoming Ball and Chain Olympics, this year they added a new sport where she looks around the house for something to complain about her man not doing while he was relaxing on the couch!!

[@ayokunlejohnson6878]

And her Daddyyy 😂😂😭

[@NuNaKri]

two very different people 😂

[@CactuarKnight]

Miss Jamaica is so gorgeous

[@DenverDias]

I came, I saw, I conquered, I came again. - Julia Scissors

[@mechatengu8092]

"who won dad?" "We all won son, we all won"

[@DayLenFemboyKing]

♫ Jamaica we have a side chick team! ♫

[@JohnadeenAlbertini-zj2jc]

You guys are funny as hell content Machine. Big up from St. Lucia.

[@cabbiecarmvp145]

“Germany has 80 years of perfect genetics”… bruh 💀

[@MrRealAmericanvalues]

Content machine going crazy with this one LMAO

[@Mels414]

“Nobody knows hiding in the closet better then you Tom” DAMN😢😢

[@user-jz3ef6xe9d]

USA LOOKS LIKE MILLY BOBBY BROWN!!!😮😲😲

[@phoenix0153]

It better not be 4 years before this comes again!

[@954crystal]

Jamaicans are known for their speed 😂

[@Zetler]

This is the highly disrespectful to the world's side chicks. Where would we be without them? Not happily married, that's for damn sure.

[@johannesheinrich9240]

Somehow I can see this one day happening

[@sumuqh]

80 years of strong genetics 😂

[@BenjaminPotts-zw4df]

We came, we saw, we conquered, and the came a little more is crazy💀

[@robbingabrielsen6515]

Winning this game can make you a future VP and possible President of a country.... 😅😂😅

[@Frankishsaxon89]

The black girl having cricket 😂

[@stanleystrem6029]

“We came, we saw, we conquered, and then we came a little bit more”

[@ambiven10]

This would have made a better Olympic event than breakdancing 😅

[@nash6568]

I can’t wait for the next side chick Olympics. I hardly think anyone can Also Dr.Shaboinky’s first name is John it seems.

[@sugandesenuds6663]

FÜR GOTT, KAISER UND VATERLAND!

[@babert7022]

We came we saw we conquered and we came a little bit more😂

[@adnasa17]

At least each one of them won..

[@official_andrewsamuel]

ROCK HARD YEARS 💀💀

[@-_caioworld_-re969]

We came, we saw, we conquered and then came again 💀💀💀

[@snkudryavtsev]

Wow, that reference of US relay team dropping the baton was unexpected 😅

[@marsella527]

"Now here's a guy" - Chris Collingsworth

[@felixshetty4986]

I was so gripping that I had to watch again

[@gabrieljanse]

we came we saw and then we came a lil bit more🤣

[@TheTriforcekeeper]

Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland.

[@JohnAbdulEichie]

There's no way this video aint doing a million views

[@jessegrieb6557]

These guys like smosh before they got bad I love it

[@samytouzzani2536]

„Für das Vaterland“ 😂😂😂

[@gersonalves6041]

i could stay days watching this olimpics.......lol

[@jadisevanore5901]

We came a little bit more with this one

[@mrbovinejoni569]

Melissa Malone still got it.

[@raneshmaurya]

"800 and 1 likes" 💀

[@suzanjacobs315]

I love the channel thank for making me laugh 😂😂😂😂

[@thepolygonface]

I would sponsor this as a yearly event

[@ognjenminjovic1253]

Damn guys this was hilarious 😂😂😂 keep it up we wanna see more. 👇 If you wanna see more of side chick Olympics

[@guilhermefirmz]

Fred Mercury: “I Want It All”

[@clavisolemgbe4124]

Too funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheNonameHousehold]

If I were rich I would fund this to be an actual Branch of the Olympics 🤤😍😏 ~Jesse

[@Arjun-r4m]

me too

[@anonymouslyopinionated656]

who is the german athlete. i want to research her training regimen.

[@Skaxarrat]

They had a strict regimen, indeed.

[@motorsport2342]

You can probably find her on the content machine Instagram I assume

[@fredward_3713]

Chey Crieger

[@JokerChany]

we came we saw we came we came and we came a little bit more

[@Dario_Salvi]

Germany: gold Jamaica: silver USA: bronze

[@Pioneer_DE]

LETS GOOOO, GERMANY NR. #1 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪 🦅🦅🦅🦅

[@christhis9597]

Okay but what did the text in the first round say?

[@professional_street_gregor8188]

1:50 "Für das Vaterland"💀

[@Temp.acc.]

Seriously, the german victory cry?

[@princenwokocha77]

“800 & 1 likes” 😂

[@kurtsudheim825]

Knew e the cost was coming off & even guessed 1200 right.

[@official_andrewsamuel]

800 and 1 😂

[@Allmighttogon]

“Worlds 2018”🤣🤣

[@weamibrahim2146]

German is Chey Crieger. You're welcome

[@IanFleming808]

Germans have always milked the high angle just ask London

[@richiesrandomvideos]

You should make a simalar video in 4 years!

[@sadenbrick]

Remember it's your fault to overvalue something that many get for free.

[@ilston]

Team USA looks a lot like Millie Bobbie Brown

[@DangerDuck83]

USA! USA! USA!

[@Crewstore_ItalianEmpire]

I think their wives really love them💀

[@Vanessa-h7j]

Who are the girls? Asking for uhh.. A friend

[@robisadev]

Jamaica got robbed.

[@WovenRaijin77]

stopping clowns from saying first

[@Hanibleie]

Well ya failed

[@r0nsan566]

If you cant defeat them, join them

[@Krakkedd]

Polish one for the win

[@Vobo-Ghure]

Nobody can beat the USA in nudity😂😂...

[@fatalshore5068]

You kiddin right? USA is extremely, extremely prudish about nudity and sex compared to Europe.

[@INTR_ERR]

@Vobo-Ghure I love the german performance in "thirst trapping" but that's my personal opinion, it's not influenced by national pride or something. (I'm german)

[@lennypayne4241]

Except for the EU

[@nathanscarlett4772]

You guys going to do the winter Olympics as well?

[@swingforgame7229]

Germany has my vote

[@f1shake]

1:35 😂

[@cadian122]

Team Germany has my support