The Silliest Planetary Fortress Rush EVER | Florencio Files

[@jonathaniszorro]

Flo understands that, much like in chess or poker, the best move to play is the one your opponent fears the most.

[@JonNeimeister]

18:07 anguished PiG groans are the best 😂

[@Volkaer]

Indeed they are. I'm here purely to hear his brain physically internally warp upon itself in a painful cringe.

[@Nymphibious]

19:40 (06:40 in-game time) Flo builds the 3 o'clock base. 30:30 (17:17 in-game time) More than 10 minutes later, Flo sends the first drones on the "new" base.

[@billybegood466]

Might have just wanted the larva right away with plans to mine it later.

[@valanoirgaming7790]

sewer mermaid really tried to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory

[@monkeybusiness673]

"Papa PiG, could you explain the Florencio Files to me?" "I'll try my best...*clears throat* Dude, if Florencio wins this game, it's so stupid!" Nailed it! x'D

[@wherethetatosat]

Florencio is the original salt farmer.

[@billmozart7288]

Hilarious all around, Pig and Flo

[@EvilzClawz]

15:15 is the funniest shit i've ever heard lmao.

[@liebe6997]

Let it flo let flo let it flo! Sewer Maiden come to me, playing Styles of wisdom let it flo! ….or st like that!😂😂

[@Church287]

More often than not during Flo games, I feel like the audience is being trolled harder than anyone else.

[@quasar2834]

25:00 Legitimately I'm convinced Florencio has amazing game sense and purposefully matches the opponent's worker count so that he can keep them in the sewer for as long as possible. If he had a huge advantage the opponent would GG out, this way Flo gives them just enough hope that they continue to fight, thinking they have a chance. They might even win, but their mental health will suffer

[@danielbeshers1689]

It's short for gasoline, PiiiiiiiiG!

[@NtrTainUs]

I'm not sure if Pig is the greatest thing that's ever happened to Florencio, or vice versa.

[@soldier22881]

love watchin flo play and i love your commentating him and his nice plays.

[@lamagra0152]

Call it gas even though it's a liquid 😂😂😂. Very solid point and I'm not sure why that never occurred to me naturally. Probably because it is short for gasoline so I never really thought about the shortened version being completely wrong. That snarky comment had me rolling. Love these off the cuff comments!

[@Siege181]

It must be Easter for our messiah mermaid Flo has returned from the Heavenly Sewer 🙏

[@murphy54000]

Gasoline comes from a corruption of Gazeline, which was a trademark change from Cazeline to get around counterfeiters, named after John Cassell. The spelling was eventually changed to Gasoline in American English. "Petrol" comes from a shortening of "Petroleum" and actually originally referred to mineral oil, and in particular a specific product that was trademarked such. The motor fuel was originally called "Motor spirit" as a generic name, and in fact remains as the formal name for the common motorized vehicle fuel.

[@Batmane812]

so happy to finally see flo's cheesy goodness get defended lol. wp donsky

[@fluffypuppy4388]

It’s things like that second game is the reason I always go robo first… then build an observer. Often ends up useless in the early game but if I ever play Flo… I’ll see his burrowed banes

[@Templarfreak]

Gas is short for Gasoline. The term Gasoline is believed to be rooted from an original *British* patent by John Cassell called Cazeline, which Cazeline was essentially an early version of Gasoline. The term *Petrol* is actually short for Petroleum, which is the crude substance you mine from the ground to refine into various oil products, such as Gasoline and plastics.

[@theral056]

Still cracks me up to this day that Flo plays in Diamond and is verging on master. There's just no macro play whatsoever to back him up, just weirdness and a whole lot of crazy, and it's enough to defeat solid macro'ing players. It's absolutely hilarious to me. He is truly an artist :)

[@gcl2783]

Sewer mermaid evolution via drinking used cleaning products from a shoe.

[@Travis-Barth]

23:43 we call it gas, because gas is short for gasoline, which is the liquid.

[@jujucasar2003]

Flo is like a 8 yr old girl but she uses a knife and kicks ppl in the nuts with his terran and zerg. But if u an average sized adult after the 1st knife stab and kick in the nuts u can recover and win. He makes up his mmr with toss canon rushes cuz as a toss he is more like an 8 yr old girl with a gun.

[@jarenford9088]

You mirin brah😂

[@Lightwait321]

need an obi wan episode 1 meme… ‘There’s always another Widow Mine 5:25

[@DrummerJacob]

Not sure I'd consider it a PF rush at the 8 min mark after two previous strategies were already used.

[@Redrum1892]

While gas might be a liquid the only thing you burn is the fumes my friend. Aka gas ;]

[@rsanghi24]

Donskey was such a chad

[@grobol129]

I need a mod who disable any auto-attack, auto-move, auto-retarget after a kill,... If you don't micro every single action of your units they will just stand there and do nothing. And Either make a pro-player play with it against some random bronze to plat/diams players without it or Pro against pro, both with this mod active. It would be so much interesting to watch, game would be so much more difficult. (I don't want it to become the norm tou, just some games from time to time for the sake of divertissement.) Idk why i need this in my life after watchin' Flo doing his usual shenanigan. But i want it bad now X_X

[@mirjaia9859]

Yo Pig I've missed your Pig Sty festival and it sounded rad. Any idea when you're gonna upload those games?

[@PiGstarcraft]

they're all on my PiG Casts channel! kzbin.info

[@brookelynnhytes13]

I cant get my head around that he's got banned from eSports I dont play SC much cause I suck balls deep but Florencio's ideas for how to play a game are just hilarious and best part - he pisses on any set in stone rules when and what to buy in a specific build order isnt it how the game supposed to be? win at all cost? survive? why is thinking outside the box punishable, I am lost. (there's also a chance I read a troll post and got bamboozled)

[@PokemonAndMusic]

holly shit ! this is still going. the last episode that i watched was 195

[@jkobain]

I'm envious, you still got so many to watch for your first time.

[@PokemonAndMusic]

@@jkobain it was a time killer , actually a good time killer.

[@jkobain]

@@PokemonAndMusic I watched them all at least twice; and some of them - again and again.

[@PokemonAndMusic]

@@jkobain cool

[@sendit5261]

Chad Florencio enjoyers

[@mikegerschwiler7829]

The donkskinator the sewer slayer

[@soldier22881]

Thanks!

[@PiGstarcraft]

Thanks mate!

[@soldier22881]

@@PiGstarcraft :D

[@ryankramer8358]

these games were fucking hilarious

[@mihairo83]

I don't get it. Just one void ray....

[@sakesaurus]

rent free

[@Cheshire9k]

Cannons as a defensive structure in the front to have maximum possible range makes the most sense by any real world logic, not SC2 game logic.

[@BitetheBullet175]

Gasoline is the liquid form fool

[@Jay-gj1rl]

@pig rip zyzz!

[@stainerrr84]

oiiiiiiii noiiiiiiiiii

[@blue-phoenix115]

First game was pretty sloppy for two pro players, I think.

[@tomhe286]

Sloppy? No. This was not bad at all for diamond league.

[@gcl2783]

Neither are pros. One isn't even human, but a drain pipe denizen crudely shaped like a human.

[@dylanwatts9344]

yeah... the imperial system sucks, as do our naming conventions.

[@gcl2783]

That's a pile of bullshit about the size of three refrigerators. Why don't you take your "facts" about three football fields away and soak them in 28672 ounces of water or 29890 ounces because who needs different names for volume and weight measures! /S

[@blaskbulwark2881]

I was 420th like!

[@Toxicblackmambahs]

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