The Smartest and Dumbest Lizards I Own

[@evasiiive]

“she walks, she eats...” my mother talking about me

[@yesyes1299]

69 likes

[@schlagie]

@@yesyes1299 96 likes

[@oneeyedhim1]

no i don’t walk i just lay

[@olivianna_leee]

Omg same

[@olivianna_leee]

Coralys Del Mar I do that too

[@charlotte2156]

What I expected: a series of intelligence tests for all the lizards to complete in a controlled way What I got: a guy rating his lizards on their perceived facial expressions and how much he likes them How I feel: not disappointed

[@sofiernnov3771]

#metoo

[@mixite2253]

@@EllaKarhu probably don't know what # metoo is

[@thanos8914]

chark tooth facts I expected different results but I’m ok with what I got

[@chaoticcanadiancosplay3171]

chark tooth moooodddddd

[@yesyes1299]

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[@_bdazzler_]

You: rubs around chasing another lizard Beardie: *stares into camera like he’s on the office*

[@Ostan-jw2bg]

"if I was building my own coffin, I would make it where it's sound proof, so you can't hear the other neighboring dead people..." *guy practicing tuba in the other room*

[@sarahthepug1269]

John Krasinski in lizard form

[@Seagle-fm1le]

Bro I would be terrified if I walk into my animals room and all of the animals are simultaneously bobbing their heads at me

[@matina6878]

Bob back to assert dominance.

[@longlivedruby8854]

The council will decide your fate

[@styrofoamcow6996]

I'd just bob back

[@felixadriensfavoritecousin]

😂😂😂same

[@Patchwork_Dragon]

One of my bettas flared at me so I opened a small umbrella in his face. He never did it again

[@youknowwhoitis72]

Absolutely nothing: Old beardie: *ENEMY SPOTTED*

[@yuki_fluffbutt2238]

1:12 By far my favorite moment.

[@freddieevans6378]

the line down the middle of the desk is annoying

[@princehydron3599]

Best username tho

[@LegendaryYellow]

If my beardie be bauming every second I’d be calling him Quagmire

[@Tamaki742]

@shiro OUR BATTLE SHALL BE LEGENDARY

[@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149]

That beardie _was_ interacting with a creature beyond your dimension, he waved to the viewers. 9000 IQ

[@taylorpower3862]

Hermon the great when he’s in his enclosure I think he’s bopping to his reflection lol

[@diabeticmonkey]

Taylor Power Nah he’s just playing 5d chess

[@imorstrash8985]

he broke the fourth wall, he knows of us!!!

[@cool7654321]

9001

[@olivegarnish6162]

@Imor Ahtarm Ogudrev That’s just what happens when you get old.

[@Honey-gt6ju]

The 2 bearded dragons are literally like yin and yang- (Calm, trusting, loving) (Aggressive bobbing, *war flash backs* )

[@sprikitik4936]

The second bearded dragon has transcended much beyond.

[@MelAegis]

Dont forget the kung poo lessons 😂😂😂

[@Lily-180]

I cant even😂😂

[@masonwilson4355]

Lmao

[@rossdenman8]

Guys you ignored him

[@mikasanZero]

When a beardie is bobbing he's showing dominance over his opponent. *_SO HIS GLASS REFLECTION IS HIS SLAVE NOW_*

[@barriath8841]

Not really since his reflection does the same xD

[@mikasanZero]

@@barriath8841 damn you're right

[@erickreyes7902]

when the lizard bobs, please insert some EDM....

[@GallusCorvus]

@@barriath8841 An infinite fight for dominace that will never end

[@MicahActuallyScott]

it has to do whatever he says

[@bakublader1999]

You roasted your goldie so hard it tried to kill itself.

[@firewolfyt5481]

Ikr!

[@deftskg9547]

maybe it wanted to end it all 😂

[@nopenope5035]

Nah he just bobbed

[@crestedgecko6122]

@@nopenope5035 thats the old bearded dragon

[@typo2072]

Lol

[@autumnmoss1871]

"Leopard geckos dont to anything" Me:looks at my gecko My gecko: stares back then falls over

[@Alleycat041]

Same i have 3 and the smartest thing they've learn to do is jump off a table.

[@Alleycat041]

@@CrystalKeyes awww! Some of them are like that, try handling it more.

[@evelinavolkar5371]

I personally like leopard gecko cuz they don't do almost anything and sleep mos of the day. I'm getting a leopard gecko in 6 months and i'm doing my research and i don't know where i can get them in Europe so that's a bummer but still i really like them they look really nice and calm:)

[@jasminegaming207]

I found 3 leopard geckos outside earlier and 2 babies and one medium sized

[@deadbot649]

Mine likes to take baths in her water bowl

[@hailstorm2914]

Leopard geckos don’t do anything.” Gecko: *precedes to try to fly*

[@lolmaria9374]

I own one it jumped off my bed and started running around my room😂😂

[@gracelaw1987]

“Her eyes only mildly terrified instead of completely” what my therapist writes in her log about my anxiety

[@alana.dyer.author]

This is accurate

[@oodlespaos]

Same hehe 🙃

[@epochii2756]

God yeah

[@skycastic]

So, you are doing approvement? YAY :D! Clap yourself on the shoulder, you deserve that!

[@jetpackredman687]

woah deep

[@rein7526]

Your beardie can see ghosts and is just trying to scare them off

[@jayraitt9023]

.......I live by an old Indian reservation. My beardie Bobs at random stuff. ..This has forever messed me up

[@KerpooHater]

the 6th sense

[@lesley-annfenwick]

Beardie: I see dead people.

[@thedalto124]

benny and leo the cats he’s protecting everything in the room

[@AwkardBookShenanigans]

so he's actually kind of a hero

[@vincew3005]

im crying bonabelle just shat out of anger

[@runtz9923]

Lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok no ok ok ok ok ok no ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok Koo ok Koo ok ok ok ok ok Koo ok Koo ok Koo ok Koo ok Koo ok Koo ok Koo ok

[@runtz9923]

I'm so done 👌👌👌🤣🤣

[@spartanwar1185]

Dammit now i'm laughing even harder!

[@mynameisntmark9938]

“DISGUSTANG “

[@katb.874]

hole in one!

[@jamesevans5453]

My leopard gecko truly has a single brain cell that bounces around her head like a windows screen saver

[@arandomskullcrawler8799]

Omg 🤣🤣🤣

[@thekingofgamers3350]

Same 😂😂😂

[@Tidestrider]

And when it hits a corner, they have a thought

[@ailynortega7681]

Mine was glass surfing

[@Salodanger75]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sinnamon714]

Nobody: Bearded Dragon: *Peace was never an option*

[@colefarrow1556]

slavissh • hi version of u 1 minute ago

[@quandaledingle5187]

• sinnamon • cimminom is above u is it ur acc

[@christy8194]

Very chaotic lizards 👁️👅👁️

[@lexlexlex3]

Literally no one: Bearded dragon: “COME AT ME BRO” *aggressively bops*

[@midnightat3am]

“Maybe I’m the dumbest in the room.” _drops leopard gecko_

[@jrtien]

It jumped. Geckos do that.

[@midnightat3am]

jrtien LMAO idk I just thought it was funny and well timed

[@jrtien]

@@midnightat3am It was pretty ironic. Those things can fall super far without injury though. Hahaha.

[@nowylover2138]

My leopard gecko jumps all the time soo It's kinda normal

[@nykkomcmillan9160]

tricia t he didn’t drop it it jumped

[@venusthebenus]

Alex: trying to talk about the lizards Stan, having a fit: DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR

[@thewolfofcomedy5966]

Nobody: Bearded Dragon: *_Finally, a worthy opponent, our battle will be LEGENDARY_*

[@nightcollapse]

*head bop intensities*

[@mamapoof5248]

worth opponent: the bearded dragons reflection

[@nightcollapse]

ghosts: why is boss fight music playing

[@102allenwalker]

The Wolf of Comedy head bobbing :DUDUDUDUDUDDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDDUUDUDUDDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDDUDUDUDUDUDUDDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDDUDU Ma da ma da DUDUDUDUDUDDUDUDUDUDUDDUDUDUDUDUDDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUD

[@alexbazarov9475]

👏

[@greatjagras6381]

This gecko doesn't do anything Gecko: *Jumps*

[@roooo11111]

It tried to kermitsewerslide

[@sam-eg4nn]

Great Jagras bitch where’s my hammer imma smack you back to your pack

[@9rimace553]

Great Jagras my gecko jumps into her tank a lot and it scares me😂 but my gecko is pretty smart though. She’s sassy too

[@FerociousPaul]

My leopard gecko was super chill. Never really minded being handled. Watching him sleep used to crack me up because he'd always have his arm out in this weirdly human way. I miss him so much :T

[@sam-eg4nn]

Dylan Jones Great Jagras likes to bite things, including my dust

[@leilanyvega6232]

No one The leaopard gecko: time to commit self deletus by yeetus

[@bluedragon7720]

mood

[@w7v751]

YEET also hi army xd

[@levigaskey8979]

Can confirm that they do that

[@Hxperhubpitbull]

Why did I laugh so much

[@BirdaeBlue]

Mackenzie Hoogenboom 4th year with a gec, she still does this

[@roberte.o.speedwagon6043]

"Maybe he is so smart that he is interacting with interdimensional beings" Beardy: (sweats nervously) _look at my ricket old joints eheh..._

[@mxb3ar69]

Nobody: Bearded Dragon: So you’ve chosen death.

[@RoGuExPaNcAkE]

Ian Ibarra when the beared dragon’s beard is black it means it’s pissed and when bobbing head it is getting irritated

[@mxb3ar69]

Rogue Video Productions yeah I have a bearded dragon 🤗

[@alexzanderroberts995]

He's just vibing.

[@glavxy7743]

Random lizard:exists 10 yo beardie:so you have chosen bob and wave

[@coolperson5348]

i feel like half of beardies get angry at random things

[@alexisr.4909]

"I would like to see leopard geckos in the wild to see just how smart they are...maybe they're just masterminds too" *leopard gecko proceeds to leap to death*

[@aaskalkaify]

Alexis R. As a leopard gecko owner, can confirm, no leopard gecko believes in gravity

[@alexbergstad9801]

My leopard gecko, one of the two, also has zero belief in gravity and loves to free fall. Absolute bonkers critters

[@LordOceanus]

My Leo jumped off of my hand onto my sisters shirt and scaled her like a mountain and hid in her hair...

[@bunnyhoneyuwu]

"Today I thought we could make fun of some reptiles" best intro im crying

[@rosemadder5547]

My leopard gecko comes out for my voice, and kisses our nose. She seems smart Edit...she does walk off any tall surface like a superside jump.

[@kingol4801]

I guess they do not have depth perception, so, for them any surface looks more or less flat (they can’t tell the difference between the hole 1 cm deep or 1 meter deep). Does not mean they are unintelligent - just visually impaired.

[@MadisonMacMitchell]

my gecko only ever comes out to “noises” when i’m brushing my hair🤠

[@timjung640]

@@kingol4801 Evidence?

[@imhappy._.]

So she's smart but is severely suicidal? Ok

[@webodeescorpion7037]

@@timjung640 eyes of some reptiles, specially lizards and geckos, don't have a very good perception of deepness

[@lovelyoliveart]

Literally no one: Your beardie: 👁👄👁 "i see dead people"

[@snailmucus3921]

👌👁👄👁👌

[@snailmucus3921]

Also nice sixth sense reference

[@turtleboi1238]

Spoon the ha ha

[@44lyria]

LMAOOOOO

[@stoneforest2639]

🧿👄🧿

[@hdofu]

You should stop making fun of the beardie… he is the reason that malevolent spirit isn't attacking you.

[@sed8181]

I don't have a guard so I have to pour an extra cup of tea as a peace offering. Maybe one of these days I can bring in a psychologist to chat with the spirit.

[@maxtheleopard]

Lol

[@deedadoodles]

Right after the lizard pooped, I got an ad for Clorox wipes

[@GoHerping]

10/10 placement

[@evy-karitastlankanestrm9738]

So i got an ad for burgerking..

[@sheogorath1524]

@@evy-karitastlankanestrm9738 And I got one for tacobell

[@mariahhayes2547]

Potato chips

[@colorbar.s]

I got an ad for breath mints

[@honeylavender6832]

So basically Leopard Geckos are the hamsters of the reptile world. What I mean is they have a knack for trying to commit die

[@subhub637]

i’m cracking up😂this comments gold. Reminds me of when my hamster got stuck in a wall as a kid (he was ok)

[@felixadriensfavoritecousin]

I have a hamster and he's pretty smart. Just dumb sometimes lol. I would think a leopard gecko would be a bit smarter than him

[@mycrittercity]

@@felixadriensfavoritecousin I would say hamsters and leopard geckos are at a similar level of intelligence

[@felixadriensfavoritecousin]

@@mycrittercity well yeah

[@sarahhoward9780]

I’m glad my leopard gecko isn’t the only suicidal one

[@kittycat3-3-3]

H o n e s t l y, my little girl just loves to launch herself off of everything and I have to tell people "careful she jumps" and no one believes me until she tries to fucking fly off my shoulder lmfao

[@snailmucus3921]

w o w e e

[@turtleboi1238]

・ω・

[@MarshaNPILoveCanada]

Every gecko (common house gecko, the cream color one) jumps away pretty high. Even the baby. I've seen them jumps away from me when I got closer. I'm just like "owh!" (Inside my head: that's how you escaped huh?) There's 2 type of common gecko in my house: the cream color and large, dark grayish brown one, oof.

[@alandpac]

Mine does the same thing wtf

[@maltahighjacker9842]

Savannah monitor: can I use the bathroom? GoHerping: I dont know can you? Savannah monitor: *SHITS ON TABLE*

[@Akashathesilentassassin]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kimlindow9217]

The sound

[@coolguy-cu5op]

Why does every bearded dragon look like my grandpa.

[@aaskalkaify]

cool guy maybe you shouldn't be asking why they look like your grandpa. maybe you should be asking if your grandpa is secretly a bearded dragon or not.

[@coolguy-cu5op]

@@aaskalkaify lmao you're so right

[@derpychicken2131]

Help the old man next door is aggressively bobbing at me

[@coolguy-cu5op]

@@derpychicken2131 you live near my grandfather?

[@Practicallypreposterous]

Is your grandpa a politician?

[@maisie798]

My leopard gecko is so dumb. We got her a playpen for her to run around in sometimes and when she went in there she was confused (Of course) because her area was not huge! so to try to make an escape, she thrusts herself into the wall. falls over and does it about four more times before I put her back in her tank. Not very high on the spectrum.

[@Helixxs]

But definitely high on a different spectrum

[@kawaiigirl8528]

Self yeetus

[@nd6672]

My leopard gecko gets in staredowns with his reflection sometimes Yeah he's "high" on the spectrum alright

[@user-zq6yz5gf6d]

Leos have poor depth perception, which means that through their eyes everything is basically flat. If you use a loose substrate, even though the ground would be uneven, it would look perfectly flat to your gecko. This is also why many peoples geckos walk off tables. It isnt because they are dumb, it is just because they cant see that there is a drop there, or that through their eyes the drop seemed small enough to jump.

[@prumset6059]

@@kawaiigirl8528 deleetus

[@Pebbles01177]

Alex: complains his leopard gecko won’t do anything cool for the camera. Leopard Gecko: 🎼 I believe I can fly

[@shreever9473]

4:26 that's a nice table you got there. It would be a shame if someone was to sHaT oN iT

[@Chilam.]

SHREEVER 94 looolll I laughed so harddd

[@thunderstormpaw9943]

I watched it again and I kept silent laughing at 11:34 pm.....

[@leare7225]

This had me rollin

[@shinobuchristian1717]

lolol

[@addylu7629]

hOLe iN oNE

[@doodling.tulips9582]

1:59 That's one of the most indecisive beardies I've ever seen. Head bobbing and black bearding are dominance signs, and waving is a submission sign, so-

[@emmahallbacka]

He fought an imaginary battle that he lost

[@May-yk1ej]

lol

[@autumnfire1490]

He was having war flash backs

[@autumnfire1490]

*ANGRY HEAD BOBBING*

[@beardieblighter9905]

He's a sub and a dom... very flexible...

[@archetypeknight771]

"He's probably just senile and has schizophrenia." 😂

[@miisuo]

He's always bobbing to the music of his soul. He may not be the smartest lizard, but he definitely has the most soul.

[@stankyratman5685]

My leopard gecko is dumb, but he knows that when I tap on the glass with my tweezers there’s food, so he has at least 4 brain cells.

[@averybadidea1469]

Sometimes all my three cats will look at someone or something in perfect sync and just stare without blinking and it’s the most terrifying thing ever. Not in terror or rage or anything just blank stares and it scares me.

[@SammySandwich12]

@@averybadidea1469 My cats especially all decide to look at a corner in the ceiling. No bugs, no lighting change, nothing. Its terrifying in the middle of the night when you see 4 cats look at the same place at the same time

[@t1dex.]

SAME LOL!!!!

[@ethansherer8837]

Thats 3 more than I have.

[@ttangerine485]

@@ethansherer8837 yuo guyz hafe brains(

[@disgirl534]

Nobody: Bonnabelle: SHITS OUT OF ANGER

[@trustsloth3490]

Dis Girl 😂

[@beastkilla4499]

🤣🤣🤣

[@apassionatenerd.3564]

That "Hole in one" clip genuinely made me nearly pee laughing, I wasn't prepared for that

[@michaelcho3564]

Old Beardie:Learn respect you damn youngsters Also Old Beardie: AAAAHH an invisible danger noodle!!!

[@turtleboi1238]

Yep

[@txxthless874]

True

[@scribblebluwu1159]

He’s just bobbing his head at the demons because He protecc He attacc Most of all He bob his head bacc

[@mobzloterhackett6472]

Lunar Blue Studios honest to god I think he was bobbing at his reflection in the glass

[@flyin9medude333]

Lol

[@flyin9medude333]

Mobzloter Hackett lol

[@ek9424]

Return to the doggo community NOW.

[@konnieaplin8610]

They Bob their heads as a sign of dominance

[@wisteria5012]

Me:owns a beardie Me: oh they are pretty smart they shouldn’t be that low at the list Beardie: bobs at reflection Me:smh

[@spazticus1976]

Mine eats locusts. Once she tried attacking a picture of a locust on a box... through the glass of her terrarium.

[@eeveepw354]

"Leopard geckos dont do anything" Me: looks at my Crestie Crestie: *makes eye contact*

[@felixadriensfavoritecousin]

Leos>cresties :))

[@stargazer1998]

PROLONGED EYE CONTACT

[@rye_ay_ay]

The iguana whipping you for eye contact was actually pretty cool. Dunno why

[@yungtatertott3317]

It’s a very kinky relationship

[@austinlam7973]

@@yungtatertott3317 lmfao

[@Liammoz]

He’s like “your eyes are not worthy of looking at me”

[@addieb1314]

“Maybe he’s like super intelligent. Maybe he’s interacting with some.. like.. multidimensional creature and he’s actually the smartest in the room.” Shit I tell myself if the reg

[@otterpops4321]

I have a crested gecko, and he’s a little tree gremlin with two brain cells

[@Silver_wind_1987_]

😂😂😂😂

[@poopa2319]

mine has only 1 brain cell, which acts like a Microsoft screen saver, when it hits the corner of his square brain he has a poo

[@saryn_l396]

My mom asked me if I wanted a crested gecko because she saw one on sale for cheap. And dont get me wrong I love all animals. I have over 90 of em, but every time I see a crested gecko I feel like they're gonna bite me lmao

[@Silver_wind_1987_]

@@saryn_l396 lmao

[@Horrorpilled]

HONESTLY MINE IS TOO I named him twix

[@Glebasik148]

Lizard: *bobing guy: what are you doing? lizard: oh yeah that metallica concert was really great

[@entorri]

i don't think i've ever laughed this hard at a lizard review. thank you.

[@Diego_Covre]

Lizard 👏 review 👏

[@_Ch33ryBl00d_]

Mood

[@liljuicylogic]

I agree with you

[@hyeni100]

The beardie looks like he's getting war flashbacks he just started swimming out of nowwhere 😂

[@Registered_Necromancer]

Back in 'nam

[@ConfusedGuardsman]

He remembered trying to get off the beach at normandy.

[@denisalvarez7354]

Yeni B 😂😂😂😂

[@cutiesos]

Randi Hawley back in petco

[@lev7509]

In his mind he's crawling around the battlefield. In a bucket helmet, with an AK-47 in his hands under his chest.

[@Honeybeeivy]

Your bearded dragon is a little special 😂🤣

[@dbgerbles1080]

did you know they bob there heads to show dominance

[@asneakyproduction7144]

A little???? XD

[@frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574]

@@asneakyproduction7144 haha!

[@hasemsexotics3384]

I had a good laugh watching your beardy swim lol

[@LolLol-wi5dj]

The bearded dragon bobs it's head because it wants to breed or like Db Gerbies said it is because of dominance. Also when a bearded dragon waves I think it means they are saying they are friendly to another bearded dragon.

[@caleblikesdeadfries]

“For all I know he may be über smart” Leopard Gecko “teehee me go splat” (Proceeds to jump to his death)

[@Aaaaaaammmy]

Nobody: The old bearded dragon: :-] :-] :-]

[@cachemonet6024]

love it

[@philipearakaki]

Bobbing to Chtulhu

[@m4rc_24]

Lol

[@m4rc_24]

😎 😎 😎 😎 😎

[@TheWitchOfWonderlust]

I love that you give them all the benefit of the doubt at the same time. "He's probably super stupid. Or he's actually able to see inter-dimensional beings. One of the two." Also... editing on point. Thank you.

[@Phobos_95]

Leopard Gecko: I sure hope he calls me smart, I'm having a bad day and could use the perk up GoHerping: This animal is dumb af, it's like she can't even figure out what's going on Leopard Gecko: Y E E T

[@crimsoncamellia7079]

*Drops gecko* *subscribes immediately* *next lizard freaks out* *shits* "I'm definitely glad I subscribed"

[@myuziksohl]

I wasnt ready to laugh THAT much..i died when Bonnible made her epic entrance.

[@HoosierHerpvertebrate]

The Iguana is like the slug lady from monsters inc. that was like "I'm always watching... always watching....".

[@amanchase2025]

Indiana Herps and Invertebrates yeah I remember her.

[@bassamaann]

I'm watching you wasikowski, always watching

[@leopardgeckotalk]

I would say maybe your beardie was bobbing at it's reflection but your other one didnt 😂 so maybe it is down to age. also leos are bad ass risk takers 😅 I feel they're the reptile equivalent to a guinea pig - not a great sense of depth/height.

[@Kobracc]

Leopard Gecko I love ur video’s I got a leopard gecko Bc of u

[@janitor4481]

Leopard Gecko I know he’s calling us leopard geckos dumb

[@adeadratlol3516]

Leopard Gecko, I wanted to to say thank you for giving me info on how to take care of a Leopard gecko. I got my first gecko not too long ago. Love ur channel and ur da best and I love you and Ziggy is my fave and I love ur crested gecko. OWO

[@dougvarney1908]

What substrate do you (and anyone else reading this comment) use for your Leos?

[@_mangcherrysda_6317]

Doug Varney Eco Earth 😊

[@narglarph9820]

that beardie ‘swimming’ was the funniest thing ever.

[@panchikofan8131]

we had a full grown iguana for a while, my parents impulse got him, kept him in a 40 tank, which is not good. they only got him out once and my dad got clawed and tail whipped. they eventually gave him to a sanctuary, thankfully.

[@44lyria]

no one: your leopard gecko: GO STOOPID AAAA GO CRAZY AAAA

[@canetoad1590]

made by lyss No, you are a typical idiot.

[@StaciTayTaySmith]

Nothing: gecko: **YEETS OFF TABLE**

[@sosilverraider7119]

yeeet

[@reaperthegecko4592]

My gecko does that Off walls

[@modest2921]

Man Bullies his lizards for 18 mins

[@EliDjahn]

Must be from Florida

[@nitrokaiju]

More like: Gen Z kid tries to bully his pets for 18 minutes straight. Also, since I'm from Florida, I can conclude that E A is actually accurate.

[@nitrokaiju]

@Jade Kilgallon how do you know?

[@ChrisBrown-xv9gx]

And 17 seconds

[@pupk9ari790]

MR REՏPECᝨ he said I’m also from NC so I’m crying

[@kortnissen3292]

I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING WHEN THE LEOPARD GECKO JUMPED

[@qchiiu5475]

the sound that goes through bearded dragons brains is the sound of a microwave turning

[@sydneyjustin1446]

Qchiiu *mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm* *food placed in front of them* *mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm BEEP* chronch chronch *mmmmmmmmmm*

[@apothecurio]

Or a lightbulb buzzing.

[@Natrae233]

"Hes not ok" Are any beardies? I have 4 and they've never ok

[@sociallyundead419]

TRUTH

[@eviskii7102]

Mine is crazy ;-; and she bites

[@dionysus3774]

@@eviskii7102 Oof

[@catraapplesaucemeowmeow9540]

Your savanna monitors hatred for you is the highlight of my year.

[@jadynhorne7742]

Warriors fan?

[@catraapplesaucemeowmeow9540]

Jadyn Horne somewhat. Not really anymore- I’m just to lazy to change my name

[@voltyboi6728]

Bluestar same here

[@lubsbc8065]

The beardies are so content with their existence they can be amused and fulfilled by breathing and it is so enjoyable to observe.

[@kelseyhartman1249]

no one: old beardie: *why do i hear boss music?*

[@davidlarkin1040]

He is the boss.

[@nicholastaylor6185]

Ah yes, Terraria

[@chrishovnanian3114]

Bob music*

[@Jorge-125]

Boss music follows him wherever he goes.

[@mynameisntmark9938]

10 year old beardie thoughts: “I have been defending the human race from the depths of hell for 9 years. When I was at the age of 1 I was knighted the protector of the overworld and I have yet to defeat the demons surrounding us all but I am getting very close to accomplishing my mission... I have attempted to recruit the other reptiles around me but they all think I’m crazy the human has called me schizophrenic though I must live through this pain since I cannot communicate with the humans. I continue to bob and wave to the demons threatening them and scaring them off. I must protect them all each and every reptile, amphibian, mammal and human around me I hope to soon encounter more guardians of the world though from what I’ve seen I may be the only one left. I wish every creature around me to be able to survive this harsh world we all live in.” Irl: 2:01

[@magnacrusherlel6713]

You should make a shitpost about that

[@nomangreybeard535]

Excellent story

[@lori2230]

Where can I get this book?

[@mynameisntmark9938]

天使Lori ah I’m sorry it’s still a work in progress though, I’m touched you enjoyed my tale

[@wondolind398]

Magnacrusher lel you should make a shitpost about that

[@camojoe83]

"You can't hear that music, dude?" *bobs* "You're just out of tune, man..." -old beardy

[@dimensionalremi]

axolotls are supposed to be highly intelligent creatures, but i give sloane (my melanoid) a worm and it takes her three years to realize i gave it to her

[@lindabrown7521]

the fact that your profile pic is a MC axolotl makes this 10X better

[@dimensionalremi]

@@lindabrown7521 minecraft gave axolotls far too much credit when it comes to intelligence tbh

[@kolesaurusdickinsoni364]

(Clap clap) lizard review

[@bule1902]

With special guest Will Smith!

[@brittneyveach]

Love this!

[@ben-mj4cb]

@@bule1902 with special guest mark zuckerberg*

[@brennakeene3988]

NEXT LIZARD

[@shaleeandrews6560]

Kolesaurus dickinsoni yassss reference!!!!

[@tomierael8796]

OML MY LEOPARD GECKO JUMPS OFF MY HAND AND TRIES TO COMMIT SUICIDE ALL THE TIME

[@stoutlager6325]

While leos are bad for this, arboreal geckos are worse. Especially cresteds. The thing is they like to jump and they are often apparently completely unconcerned about where they will land or if there is a place to land at all.

[@jadynhorne7742]

I died laughing at this comment😂😂😂

[@tomierael8796]

@@stoutlager6325 I know, oml. I've had cresties and chahouas for 10 years now and in the year that I've had a leo, it jumps off my hand wayyy morr than my cresties have lol.

[@slate2720]

They think they're invincible to fall damage.

[@tomierael8796]

@@slate2720 lmao. They sort of are but find it necessary to yeet themselves off everything

[@Lichen8404]

Nobody: Not a soul: Literally not a sound: Bonnabelle: *GOTTA GO FAST*

[@canetoad1590]

Onion Boi Ha ha, so so funny, that is a never before used joke for sure, and it is so very stupid, and you spell boy with a y at the end, for some reason people think they are funny to spell boy like that and make dumb as heck and senseless jokes like that, but it just makes them look stupid.

[@burnyrx4205]

@@canetoad1590 intelligent person spotted

[@canetoad1590]

BurnyRX Yeah, thank you, nice sarcasm.

[@LaLaLynn1111]

Dusty spider 11 r/iamverysmart

[@eviskii7102]

@@canetoad1590 bruh it's a meme what the hell is wrong with you

[@valentinatyshchenko6638]

Nobody: Savanna monitor: poops randomly

[@Wickedreptiles]

I think a reptile jumps out of your hand at least once per video. Lol

[@bandy7192]

i agree with the leopard geckos, my gecko just stares at anything and anyone who walks into the room. he is constantly confused and no matter how often he sees me refill his water bowl he's always so fascinated by it.

[@GoldFish-dl4tt]

BandyWandy lmao

[@juno9607]

BandyWandy Literally lmao. My leo constantly tries to bite at the water stream even though I fill her water bowl all the time.

[@EPISCESGIRL85]

I am in a leopard gecko group and someone had a bandage on her nose. Her leopard gecko didn't recognize her and gave all the tail warnings and kept a distance. Lol

[@incredibleedibledez]

@Hellion - lol I have to feed my leo before I reach in when my nails are painted or she'll bite me EVERY TIME!! Lol

[@incredibleedibledez]

I posted this earlier in the comments but wanted to post in here because it totally fits:True story:so I got my first crested gecko the other day & up to this point all I've owned are leopards, iguanas& bearded dragons. I texted my girlfriend "I'm gonna have to get used to this guy b/c compared to my slug(what we jokingly call my leopard gecko Luna) this guy is an escape ninja!!" lol

[@yuhhhitsbraydenyuhhh6429]

Lol he was just talking about his leopard geckos are dumb then she jumps out of his onto the ground🤣

[@kiraakine2916]

😂

[@Steffy07]

She’s like “YOU DARE RATE ME DIS WAY!!! I WILL NOW ESCAPEEEE!”

[@tragictransformerelectra3319]

That was funny too! XD

[@Mr-Cleric]

She was upset with her low rating

[@marceline_the_swagqueen]

World war 3 happening in the backround: Beardie: *verbal silence*

[@redpipola]

Lizards in another dimension. The smartest and dumbest Humans in my collection!

[@errorgameing5900]

I'll be insane one

[@buzzybeez204]

Id be the one who’s trying to eat their enclosure

[@ToonDamien]

I’d be the one just being grumpy in a corner

[@ctrlmoca]

im the equivalent to the leo *walks off the edge of the table*

[@christianperetore4759]

Ill bet the no emotion psycho one

[@DemontaDark]

"maybe he's super intelligent... maybe hes interacting with some multidimensional creature and hes actually the smartest in the room" i cried

[@whitestguyuknow]

I wish this overly exaggerative lying to look "QUirKy!" crap would stay on Tumblr

[@DemontaDark]

And i wish you would stay in your lane but here we are

[@Chihiro_Fujisaki]

Oof

[@akio_kuro]

As someone with schizophrenia I agree with you that the bearded dragon probably does too lol

[@stoneforest2639]

Akio Kuro oooooof

[@fallenstar4908]

What’s that

[@lydiav8836]

@@fallenstar4908 schizofrenia is a disorder were you have vissual and audatori hallucinationer

[@kris_2403]

@@lydiav8836 *audatory and *visual

[@lydiav8836]

@@kris_2403 thank you, I didn't brother to look it up.

[@ophie2328]

i was holding my leopard gecko finn while wacthing this, and when you said they dont do anything he tried to attack the screen

[@allan640]

He's bobbing at you, when you picked him up he moved to the arm wave, which is him submitting. So basically he said I'm the boss with his black beard and head bob, then when you picked him up he said " Nope, you're the boss I give up "

[@darklord3861]

Lol

[@Mori.Snipes]

Lol

[@MrPranker247]

Lol

[@XxYamiNoEnzeruxX]

Lol

[@literalee7142]

Lol

[@okapi2323]

The editing in this KILLED ME hahahah! Loved it!

[@GoHerping]

thankya

[@allysonjackson1129]

Same

[@DZrache]

Same I kept rewinding the Savannah monitor poop part X'D

[@tragictransformerelectra3319]

That's my favorite part too! XD

[@mesozoicera5974]

Same

[@Kamata-Kizzle]

The beardie is the smartest in the room hes trying to send you a message in morris code

[@drwhoscumrag]

Kamata-kizzle *morse 🙂

[@Kamata-Kizzle]

@@drwhoscumrag well shit grammarly is useless as hell

[@rickh3714]

Morse! Be like - Dot Dot Dash ...SOS! Please remove all the reflected glass dragons that share my ALL glass container. (3:06) Pleeeez give me a purpose built one glass front only sliding door cage made of nice marine ply! He IS bobbing to the reflections and it has given him a complex! Or you could cover one or two sides with a background at least? Probably too late at this senescent stage. Might not be for your new beardie tho! Being serious here.

[@XxxILoveNinjasxxX]

r/boneappleteeth

[@Kamata-Kizzle]

@@XxxILoveNinjasxxX well I guess

[@Bugginout79]

Leopard geckos are genius Get you to pay their food bill Get you to pay their rent Get you to pay their heat bill Get you to build them new houses Get you to clean poopy corner For two decades!!! And all because they yawn cute and wink at you =genius

[@foggyfrogy]

My role model is a leopard gecko O_O

[@corbin7150]

Maybe he's bobbing to music that only beardies can hear.

[@whatis112-s2i]

lol Andhe has really bad taste so the other beardies don't bob

[@grantmacdonald3904]

ThatOneName naw he has nano sized airpods

[@sandy1234853]

Beardy rave

[@jdbassin9161]

No one: Old bearded dragon: there in the trees JOHN there in the trees

[@welcometohell3002]

hes got a song stuck in his head and hes constantly bopping

[@nomangreybeard535]

Love the old Beardie. He’s a sweetie.

[@pilesofbats]

nobody: beardie: schizophrenia intensifies

[@BrandonPhillipsPosterus]

fuck off

[@GandalfTheSilver]

Schizophrenia is rough.

[@kerchewy2571]

I know you and the dude didn’t have a bad intention but let’s not joke about that

[@TheKingofZock]

@@kerchewy2571 Better: be allowed to joke about anything.

[@Silver_wind_1987_]

@@GandalfTheSilver my uncle has it.....and ya gotta learn to have a little grave yard humour

[@thatonekid1277]

No one: Not anyone: Not a single soul: Old beardie: *swims*....*bobs*...

[@tobi3948]

Some say he is still bobbing to this day...

[@adriadam3296]

He actually is tho Stans the best

[@demibaguette]

Pretty sure he still is

[@tobi3948]

@@demibaguette

[@mental_breakdance7227]

Quite literally lol

[@redpandatherainwing2357]

“Today I thought I’d make fun of some reptiles” - GoHerping