The Snark Tank Podcast: #67 - EDP Returns?

[@sturmley]

3:07 "Hey Sweeny, can you explained goatse?" Sweeny:

[@jamesmccomb9525]

Why did you cut that bit after sween had a stroke? I was ready to explode with laughter

[@trafalgard.waterlaw7330]

He died...

[@raydolfderby6736]

Bruh i did laugh had to rewind it

[@Makujah_]

Nah dood, the silent comedy made this momen. I only wish I encountered it while watching, not listening

[@HExtraordinaire]

@@trafalgard.waterlaw7330 for once it wasn't chris

[@dr.wolfstar1765]

Damn this is my life now? I'm excited for podcasts now that come out on Saturday night as 30 year old .... what have I become!?

[@GayIncel]

Sad

[@spoonerismstuff]

Enlightened

[@jonathanb.5153]

A boomer?

[@brakedustmcmuffins2858]

you became black. we all did when we started listening.

[@cheesemeister9610]

We are now all racially diverse

[@Hydrogoniise]

What an amazing save by Sweeney at 48:05

[@Ryzawa]

That part fucking killed me, then revived me, just to re-obliterate me into another multiverse.

[@luismorales865]

I'm actually crying, It's been a few months since I laughed this hard

[@avery9076]

What did he even say??

[@Hydrogoniise]

@@avery9076 He was presumably about to say "I know why I go to those streams" but he stopped himself mid-sentence and said "I know why I- baaaa- nothin"

[@wellitsureisntdale1860]

Best sitcom fight is The Fresh Prince of Bel Air family vs Gorge Lopez family. Winner fights Kevin James from King of Queens in a boss raid.

[@thethirdbomb5026]

I'm pretty sure George Lopez's mom owns a gun so they win

[@wellitsureisntdale1860]

@@thethirdbomb5026 I assumed it was a fist fight but if not that’s a total game changer 😂

[@trafalgard.waterlaw7330]

I feel like Lopez family would win. The weakest member is Max and he's a wild card.

[@HeronSight]

@@trafalgard.waterlaw7330 yeah I know right? I feel like Geoffrey would do well in a melee, because he used to be a wrestler and an athelete, but what the fuck is carlton gonna do?

[@RampagingCat107]

"Abuhwhanuhnothing" -Thomas Swenard 2021

[@HeronSight]

Sounds like a german word almost

[@gv-fu5hs]

As a biologist, god does the aliens look like humans argument hurt my very core

[@trafalgard.waterlaw7330]

You're not a biologist

[@gv-fu5hs]

@@trafalgard.waterlaw7330 ok then if you say so

[@skullkid456]

@@gv-fu5hs bio knowledge privileges revoked

[@someone8376]

As a sci-fi writer, you are my spirit animal

[@Sir_Bucket]

@@gv-fu5hs trafalgar got a reddit account from 2015, he clearly knows more about your job than you

[@tritonindustries7845]

Already finished at 35x speed 10/10

[@it-s-a-mystery]

I watched "Sorry to bother you" a month or so ago thanks to Sweeney. If you haven't, do it. I'm so blessed he didn't spoil it, nothing prepares you for it. I laughed, I cried, I fist pumped the air.

[@mcgiver1327]

Where can I watch it? Been trying to find a place to stream it

[@it-s-a-mystery]

@@mcgiver1327 I don't know where you live, but where I live it is on Netflix. Though the bay isn't a bad idea if you ask me.

[@DeathbatOfSpades]

@@mcgiver1327 hulu

[@SoaringLettuce]

1:29:28 don't worry Derrick, I heard the exact same thing LMAO

[@componentgames]

41:07 Xaldin is the name of one of the members of Organization XIII from Kingdom Hearts II.

[@Junkyardproduxtions]

Sweeney stopping himself from talking about watching hot tub streams is a huge survival moment.

[@wellitsureisntdale1860]

My family thought my buddy was my “partner” for years and always had him doing shit for us until they realized they were just making my good natured friend slave for us 😐 never once asked if we were even gay 😂 guys just can’t have a best friend as an adult lol. Took me finally introducing a lady to them for them to realize, my family is so embarrassing (not in bad ways for the most part) I rarely let them see any woman I’m interested in 😐

[@decidiumz175]

this gave me a good chuckle

[@oceanguy1249]

This would make a decent copypasta

[@thefgcsensei4482]

so now they think you are bi? 🤣

[@wellitsureisntdale1860]

No lol, they just constantly tell me about their friends daughters my age 😐

[@HeronSight]

@@wellitsureisntdale1860 I mean that's kind of endearing, their so accepting they just assume without any confrontation or question about your sexuality.

[@cynicalpsycho5574]

With every new podcast it becomes more obvious Sweeney is legitimately an agent of chaos...

[@OwnageMancer]

1:29:23 I heard "Resident Evil" arms too

[@durma6924]

"Somebody got mad at the word sus" is the BIGGEST misrepresentation of that whole dumpster fire lmaooo

[@woodlefoof2]

@db1 basically the official subtitles had the phrase “you’re acting pretty sus” which is pretty annoying because you know she didn’t say that in Japanese thus throwing the integrity of the entire translation into question. Which by itself isn’t terrible, I think most people can look past it maybe even cringe at a bad joke attempt since it ultimately is a way to say what she said. but crunchy roll and funimation are the two big boys and they have been doing weird things with the dubs as well like having a character say “are you one of those gamergate incels?” For example.

[@jordanj809]

It’s an oversimplification but it is very accurate If I say JFK died. That is not a misrepresentation. He did die. Even if I left out the part where it happened in broad daylight by a sniper with the entire country watching. He still died. People still flipped out over the word sus lol

[@ESTADU]

@@woodlefoof2 wait is that real

[@woodlefoof2]

@@ESTADU yeah the nagatoro sub is that one, I have learned since the word used was a shorthand Japanese word for suspicious so sus is possibly an attempt to stay true to that. But it was seen as a “lol amogus!!” And most likely would have not been used if it weren’t for amogus As far as the gamergate incel thing I don’t know what anime that is from but funimation amd crunchy roll dubs seem to primarily employ woke video game journalist types

[@waterbottle2963]

1:29:14 I swear I heard "Resident Evil arms" too

[@radsquid9541]

it's been: 0 days since derrick said 'hard in the paint'

[@bobbobo5911]

Body modifications are generally not advised for people who have any form of body dysmorphia, because even if it is “closer” to how they want to see themselves it usually leads to a larger disconnect between their perception of themselves and how they actually look and will spiral.

[@cpob2013]

Its almost like therapy to accept yourself as you are is healthier than mutilating functional tissue

[@Bysentenial]

1:30:00 have you heard of the harkness test?

[@daggz]

Finally, was already up on Spotify and now I can listen to it again while watching it 👍

[@danthegamerkhan]

Snark tank talking important shit: 2 minutes Snark tank talking fucking aliens: whole show

[@RA-xx4mz]

Also, MySpace died because the redesign shot the website in the back of the head. The redesign destroyed a lot of the cool functionality like finding kick ass bands.

[@jpsugarjumper8999]

Nothing can kill a friendship more than getting married

[@SoaringLettuce]

On the sitcom vs sitcom thing, remember: uncle Phil has the upper body strength to throw Jazz out the door. He gets some air time.

[@trafalgard.waterlaw7330]

Yoo I didn't think about that. But uncle Phil is a good guy. George isn't. Now if Jazz was in the fight it would be an immediate win for the Bel Airs.

[@BobGeanis]

White boy summer: everyone changes their backgrounds to a cringe pic that says "crazy white boy"

[@wellitsureisntdale1860]

*Wild Boy by MGK starts playing*

[@riffedmypants5356]

@@wellitsureisntdale1860 bubihojbjbijbjvj bi

[@riffedmypants5356]

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[@OmnimonX12345]

Omfg I finally catch an episode after being caught up. Guess I gotta pledge to their Patreon now

[@raydolfderby6736]

SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE A CLIP OF @48:00

[@Yzerbruh]

In this episode we learn Chris would is open to the idea of doing the deed with the thing from "The Thing" since they're an alien that can look exactly like a person.

[@Jenamphetam1ne]

40:55 bo literally just died. Cant wait to hear what you guys think.

[@imasiontist653]

48:05 fucking killed me lmao

[@ethanlee8621]

That discussion about whether humans could evolve again on another planet and whether they'd be fuckable was wild and I loved it xD

[@thefgcsensei4482]

About canada's daytime sunlight, its great in the summer when theres daylight till 9-10pm, but in the winter there's plenty of people who suffer from depression due to it being dark at around 4pm

[@goku_dunker_420]

I've fucking laughed my ass off at 48:00. Godly moment Sween

[@dawgmuffin]

I seriously heard "Resident Evil arms" too. I pictured William Birkin.

[@_bits_and_bytes]

Derrick talk about space without mentioning Mass Effect challenge

[@Sathtana]

Last time I was this early, the leafs won the Stanley Cup.

[@NoNamesLeft0102]

And a body was discovered after a fishing trip

[@heyllo1337]

I came up to Alaska for the summer and yeah its wild that its still dusk at midnight

[@LanceUppercut]

I absolutely heard "Resident Evil arms", too, XD

[@berrythedead]

@1:36:27 Chris literally checking out due to Sweeney and Derek's insane level of stupidity

[@thatawhatn.7656]

This episode confirms that Christ is galacticly inept.

[@SmokeyTheShow]

Continuity error Master Chief is my favorite Easter egg

[@SmokeyTheShow]

@Toasternoodle of the snark tank members, I hope you mean

[@MySqueezingArm]

1:30:00 Xenophilia, you're welcome Also everything evolves into crabs. Enjoy those thicc crabs coming for ya

[@frxstbite909]

I want to see the Snark Tank boys fight the Chuckle Sandwich boys. I wanna see who’ll come out on top.

[@szeddezs]

1:29:14 Ok what did Sweeny actually say? Because I legit also heard "Resident Evil arms".

[@insertmemenamehere8206]

Mario Judah, Sweeney, and EDP are triplets.

[@Utomneian]

i'm with Derrick, i'm open to fucking humanoids. like, i would be careful about like extraterrestrial STDs of course, but if that isn't an issue, then depending on how the alien looks, i could imagine getting physical.

[@jorgewyles3025]

45:24 meanwhile there's me, spelt Jorge and pronounced the normal George way

[@TopengProductions]

33:31

[@jmizz2153]

Live leak is gone

[@charlesdemers1197]

Rip

[@marcmessett6844]

I didnt know that sunset at 10pm in summer was unusual south of Canada. I only realize when i was 22 on my trip to the Caribbean that days and nights there had more even ratio of hours.

[@xSwordLilyx]

That sounds beautiful and terrible. It does set at 9 sometimes here is Michigan. By the time it's set past 8:15 for a while you get really excited for it to set earlier until you realize it means the cold is coming.

[@marcmessett6844]

@@xSwordLilyx in winter the sun sets before 5pm. So the long summer days is offset by the sun being only being out during office hours in the winter

[@steffanryan]

Fellow steffan here. The amount of stevens and stephons I get is so much that I know associate those names as my name now.

[@josephe4766]

39:57 master chief appears

[@RA-xx4mz]

And it the fist bump is the thumbnail! 🥰

[@pairot01]

Chris, here's a a fact that's ridiculously stupid. If the universe is actually infinite where you could go in a straight line in any direction and forever find stuff there, eventually you would find copies of everything, including Earth, including Earth in the 1960s or even an Earth where Dr. Drew came back from the dead. This is because there's only so many ways you can rearrange atoms in a given volume. For every one of the infinite Earth-like planets you will find, they can only be different from Earth in so many ways, eventually you will find one that isn't different at all, including people.

[@ben7937]

"white boy summer" is a phrase chet hanks, tom hank's son popularized on his instagram

[@mikeschmit4116]

At around 44 mins in I gotta say the only person who can have the name Guy is Guy Fieri.

[@xBOBOxFebreez]

Heat’s been one of my favorite songs since i was a kid, i can’t believe i never saw the music video

[@patrickwerner4723]

I hate that I share initials with Paul Joseph Watson cuz I just feel like they are talking about me at 11:28

[@thefgcsensei4482]

for real dude, if you are in a stable relationship with an SO you have to do these compromises like being at family stuff that you would otherwise not wanna go, your SO prolly does some shit they aren't into for you too.

[@sirhenrymf]

I really did think he said Resident Evil arms too lmao

[@duckdickerson9494]

Chris's "I'M NOT YOURS BITCH" is such a crisp fucking response lmao

[@melonboi927]

You got to have the guys from Always Sunny fight the guys from letterkenny

[@davidshane9495]

48:05 WTF IS GOING ON?!

[@cheefu6473]

god i love when they argue lmao

[@revolver_ronin426]

I wanna see parks and rec fight big bang theory so I can watch Ron Swanson twist Sheldon's neck into a pretzel

[@epicgamersaurus]

rest in peace my dog bo :(

[@ItsJustN8]

Sween rockin that CHONKY d20 in the opening there. Hell yeah man

[@LanceUppercut]

If the Sunny crew gets to have Cricket (later seasons Crick, who's been living on the street for a while), they stomp 100% of the time.

[@ellewis817]

Idek isn't cricket missing fingers now?? Bro really been thru the ringer cuz of the gang

[@LanceUppercut]

@@ellewis817 doesn't have to be s14, just not his first couple seasons on the street, when he still looked like Matty Mara (where he was wasn't yet hardened).

[@thethirdbomb5026]

5:43 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@roguishhh]

Edp got trailer park chris hanson'd

[@oxian656]

space debate 2: sweeny is right this time

[@pc-122]

sween definitely said he has resident evil arms, thats what i heard

[@Beaves460]

Fuck man, Derrick really needs to see Sorry For Bothering You. We'll know when it happens because it's almost guaranteed he'll recreate the "rap" scene.

[@thatguyoverther6019]

Lmao snark tank.exe just fucking crashed at 48:08

[@rezkel7404]

Now that hot tubs are out, let rise the bedroom stream!!!

[@Caboose895]

48:05 That’s wild

[@chikinonfrydai]

I’m sorry, but I heard resident evil arms as well.

[@spoonerismstuff]

1:22:22

[@heyllo1337]

I don't know how it factors into things. But there were two heavy set black dudes that sent me their shit in Snapchat. One a work friend, the other friend of a friend in college.

[@krakixel]

On the topic of the Sus thing: it gets deeper than that Criss. It was a MEGATHREAD about how shitty a translation job Crunchyroll is doing these past years, incorporating memes that WILL date the shows in a single year. Recently the guy has gone onto another megathread about how shitty the gaming industry is getting to be (shocker, I know) And on the "Is fucking SENTIENT aliens Beastiality?" It's already on the tin m8. If they're sentient they're not beasts, thus cannot be Beastiality. It'd be Xenophilia.

[@P0stL]

That intro reminds me of that one fnaf song

[@arrangardeliloneth773]

Thanks Derek to explain Gui to US people !

[@zylox9364]

Man, why did it have to be EDP

[@figgymtkakashi1794]

1:35:55 yall need to smoke a bowl of kush then debate that subject

[@gr8mystery]

I heard Resident Evil Arms. Even on review.

[@Chococodile]

There's a dude at my job named President

[@happysofttm3375]

48:04

[@figgymtkakashi1794]

48:03 lol

[@pieeater108]

20:52 to be fair I’m pretty sure there’s clips of everyone here saying n*gg£r is fine, and ones in the other direction too

[@Courier_333]

Everyone should watch sorry to bother you

[@dandynoble2875]

Chris does have a point on the alien thing. And Sweeney's point about our genetics is in Chris's favor. There are millions of species on our planet alone, including several non-primates with intelligence very close to ours. And he's right about the extinction of the dinosaurs. It's only because after that the planet favored smaller creatures that could produce their own warmth that mammals started to thrive. And they only could thrive at all because they happened to exist at the time of the extinction. All his points are solid. But there are traits we know they would have to have. They would need to be land-based. Even if there's a planet ruled by super intelligent dolphins, you simply can't do most tech if you're confined to water so they'd never becomes pace-fairing. He's wrong in thinking the circumstances would need to be exactly the same. Our own planet has thousands of examples of convergent evolution-- where animals that are essentially unrelated evolved the same traits to fit a similar niche. There wouldn't need to be a mass extinction after a period of dinosaurs for humans to come about, it'd just need conditions like post-asteroid earth to begin with. Primarily the existence of fruit-bearing trees on the planet, an atmospheric oxygen level low enough that animals can't get as big as dinosaurs were, and a climate similar to that around the equator.

[@Tunkkis]

"If someone fucked an alien I wouldn't hold it against them, I would just not trust them." Huh?

[@Herby2478]

Alien conversation got me so wound up. One of the reasons we're the dominant species on this planet is because of our physiological makeup - it's perfectly reasonably to assume that if aliens exist, they might've had a similar evolutionary path, because our evolutionary path could be the natural way a species becomes dominant on their planet. Their planet could have a completely different history, but it could result in a species that shares similar physical attributes like bipedal limbs because those attributes gave them an advantage, as they did us.

[@ArkhamJacks]

No. Evolution doesn't have a goal and, it's not leading towards perfection. It's literally just a product of traits and adaptation (due to our environment) that get passed on. Ala survival of the fittest. There's literally nothing about being BIPEDAL that indicates superiority. It was just OUR necessity for THIS planet. An alien planet that's entirely liquid water isn't going to have bipedal humans as the superior species

[@ethanmurray5001]

2:30 So. I stopped the video. watched the movie. I am no longer okay. Just generally.

[@wellitsureisntdale1860]

My father’s name is Guy 😂

[@feeblecrusty7914]

Fantastic Episode Featuring: Chris “I’d fuck an elf” Ray Gun Tom “You probably have space aids” Sweeney and Derrick “I don’t understand women in their 20s” SomeBlackGuy

[@oceanguy1249]

Chris should start doing voice acting as an Asian-American woman

[@jax5683]

white boy summer sounds like an SCP

[@combatboots3517]

Full House vs Friends.