The Sopranos as an 80's Dark Fantasy Film

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[@onemoreminute0543]

Holy crap, I've just realized it was your channel that made this vid, not just some random memer lmao

[@bobsyme3118]

No offence bro,I do like your channel.But that was crap,you shoulda used the right actors.Feel bad for slagging your wee vid you made,so I'm gonna gie you a like even tho I didny like it cause it was crap.Put some effort in when you do wee things like this

[@DictatorAtWill]

My Lord never did possess the qualities of a Knight true.

[@aaronrowell6943]

Thou not hath the makings of a Knight's squire

[@onemoreminute0543]

Smalleth hands twas his problem

[@renel8964]

Its said the Muff wizard traveled south of the kingdoms borders. To where the tuna fish play

[@throwbackblackcat]

“O WHORESON! Didst I not warn you not to utter such slander in mine presence again, Nuncle?”

[@knowtheunknown2.0og60]

Thou thought I was out but it pulls thy back in

[@t_hetty1758]

Loved Chris’s arc about getting knighted and joining the round table.

[@goofedman]

what I did on the bohemia situation alone, I should of been knighted right there

[@yhklimbgy2459]

Joan had an arc. Where is mine, sir Paul?

[@shrim1481]

Small hands, that's his problem.

[@hoze1235]

I did 20 summers in a dungeon - sir philardo leotardo

[@yourtypicalenglishteadrinker]

@@hoze1235 You know the ale makes you emotional…

[@bartolomeestebanmurillo4459]

"Dwell on it. Sir Vito and the sudden loss of weight!" "The plague!" "Nobody's is stricken with the plague! And I don’t want to hear any whispers of it again!”

[@kotanovakota]

Funny stuff

[@JangianTV]

This man doth slayeth sixteen bandits! For he was but a mere carpenter!

[@kevincarter2020]

His abode looketh like green sickness carrion

[@arthurhiroa4238]

They were Bohemians I heard.

[@RealJasonBehrens]

Phil did 20 years in the dungeon, wanted to be the radiator knight but compromised

[@hoze1235]

He wanted the embrace of a maiden but he compromise he used hay instead

[@vrgamer3371]

47 winters, he was just a squire

[@hungrymikepencetd5686]

He did 20 years in the holy land lol.

[@swagistan69420]

King Tony talking to merchant Tannenbaum: "So we do understand each other; you're a moor."

[@gioluvs1893]

He's Fortunate that Tannenbaum did not strike Tony to the point of extinguishing his lights.

[@Michaelgabriel95]

What beith thy problem sir?

[@justaneditygangstar]

Oh the gods!!! How much more utter betrayal can this lord take?

[@TronaldTheWizard]

@@Michaelgabriel95 "You posses the knowledge of mine problem. I have allies in the moor kingdom, they do not wish to join houses with mine, nor mine with theirs. Now when the princess hath returned you shall bid her good tidings and take leave sir"

[@Michaelgabriel95]

@@TronaldTheWizard Sard(medieval word for duck) thee!

[@motorwayt-s628]

“This ale hath traces of fruit innards” “I thought thou quite enjoyed fruit innards in your ale” “Not to this extent, I much prefer the ale that is labeled as containing *minimal* fruit innards” * Queen Carmella then proceeded to throw her quill at the king *

[@HOTD108_]

It's funny because half the words you used here didn't even exist in mediaeval times.

[@fedpostah]

@@HOTD108_ Well, you oughta know sweetie

[@HOTD108_]

@@fedpostah First I have her the emeralds, then I gave her the emeralds.

[@f.boogaloospook2318]

@@HOTD108_ hold this for me

[@bplup6419]

Lord Tony: "I shall converse in haste. Your prey is a former castle guard of repute- he hath slain a dozen and four Ruthen mercenaries." Sir Paulie: "Thou should find thyself mystified, he was a Castellan! Slew sixteen ruthless Moravians." Sir Christopher: "His keep looketh in squalor."

[@SeanJones-dd1yp]

This is one of the best comments I have ever seen in KZbin.

[@emperortgp2424]

youtube comment hall of fame

[@MattemIgnorum]

"Nay Meadow, Nay! Thou presumeth me to be in an organized faction of criminals due to my role as disposer of waste! Thou full of assumptions!" Also. "the king prefers to rule the realm from the Badabing Fortress" is absolutely amazing just to read, nevermind context. Wonderful.

[@emmiella3027]

Meadow looks gorgeous 😍

[@logvoid1559]

"Art thou filled with sorrow?" "Since the waterfowl hath departed"

[@mikefloyd3152]

I loved the scene when knight vito got a scroll from his mage letting King tony know he wasn't really gay

[@possiblepilotdeviation5791]

He was fancy.

[@shrim1481]

Was Sir Gary Cooper gay?

[@liamdaly1784]

Verily

[@chapman3713]

'twas a mere jest good sir. Say thee nothing Sal.

[@gioluvs1893]

@@chapman3713 😆

[@Ennaitak]

I lost it at Paulie Lord of Walnuts 🤣🤣

[@albertbarese6251]

Hahaha, yeah I lost it at Paulie, Lord of Walnuts

[@HOTD108_]

Yeah, I lost it at Paulie, Lord of Walnuts, hahaha

[@driplerthadripper]

Haha yeah I lost it at...urgh forget it

[@emmiella3027]

Hilarious name for Paulie 🤣😂🤣

[@throwbackblackcat]

“That is my liege lord, sweet Adriana. Mine uncle, King Anthony. The man I’ve consigned my soul to hellfire for…”

[@theaveragesquire]

Phil, The Radiator Knight: "North Caldwell is nothing more than a glorified feudal land."

[@aaronrowell6943]

Thou kingdom is nothing but a glorified fief, and I did twenty forsaken years on crusade

[@World0fWowcraft]

He spend 2 decades in the dungeon

[@yhklimbgy2459]

Two scores in an oubliette, not a peep!

[@shrim1481]

He was just a 60 year old kid!

[@emanueljosuerodriguezcasti4328]

Sir Christopher: "My lord, you will not be able to bear the news I bring to this honorable court" Sir Paul: "It is as if cold steel has been ran through in my heart"

[@bobbylinton9527]

"I doth stick provolone in my stockings in the late hours, thus so they reek like the nether regions of thy sister, when I awake upon the morrow." -Lord Silvio of House Dante

[@jonsweeney4347]

"Its this new artifical insemination shit, tone. You tell the computer what you want and it just makes it for ya. Just no hands, they dont do hands for some reason."

[@SamLemont]

Salvatore, Lord Big Bussy. Sil the Castellan. Prince Anthony.

[@iainlaurence]

King Tony: Carmela, This mead hath too much pulp! His Highness preferreth *meager* pulp. Carmela: (Throws ceramic jug at Tony)

[@epictom3423]

“Tis like an ad for a weight loss center. Many moons ago, and many MORE moons ago.”

[@michaelchristopher2003]

Nice

[@joeycommet45]

"Guy wast an int'ri'r dec'rat'r." "His house did look liketh the horror."

[@pabulum28]

(After the Knave Matthias Drinkethwaters drinks down his Dancha (a medieval tea)) King Anthony: "That herbaceous fornicator of matrons is the last potable beverage that thou will ever coitally imbibe"

[@onemoreminute0543]

Sir Christofuh

[@wyzeyzere]

The Knights of the Gabagool

[@emmiella3027]

Hahaha 😆

[@fedpostah]

A. She was a harlot B. She hath hitten me And that was not my offspring she hath carried

[@gioluvs1893]

Twas sheee that struketh meee! Twas the opium. Damned Asia. Tis in abundance in that land.

[@Aywusgod]

Woke up this morning, got myself a longsword.

[@biosupdate7449]

Arose this morrowwwww, acquired a longbow for myself

[@ReinEngel]

King Anthony nev'r hadst the fortitude of a Knight's sportsman.

[@aaronrowell6943]

Thou never had the makings of a Knight's squire

[@dancreary3340]

Twenty years I have served the realm with nary an utterance!

[@Werdxp]

Melfi looking way more evil than usual lmao

[@shrim1481]

Because she's the one that ate the lo mein.

[@albertbarese6251]

Yeah she’s looking more evil than usual

[@DeepMedii]

@@albertbarese6251 be quiet Albert

[@Tessio_]

Missed the opportunity for "AJ The Male Heir"

[@mothertongue8639]

“Thine eyes will deceive your mind, squire Moltisanti. He stole 16 lives from 16 families. Truthfully, this man’s profession must derive from interior design.”

[@g_eddie]

Perfection. Though I was hoping to see Sir Jackie, the Hair Apparent. Do you know who his father was?

[@johnnymoondog9474]

The jouster?

[@bplup6419]

He almost to succumb to three fingerbreadths of water.

[@jd7634]

Oh! Where's the ARMOUUUUUR? *- Ser Ritchie, from house Aprile*

[@santiagofranco91952]

Woke up this morning, got yourself a sword...

[@Crunchy_Troll]

Lowkey I wouldn’t mind having the entirety of of the sopranos Remade into a 80’s dark fantasy Beat for beat same plotlines and script just add that Dark Fantasy flair to it

[@Bale4Bond]

That's the fear i get from watching these videos... One day, some stupid Hollywood executive will come to the same conclusion and attempt to turn it into an actual thing...

[@fedpostah]

@@Bale4Bond The only way it will work is if someone uses the AI of the near future to remake the show into a different aesthetic

[@Bale4Bond]

@@fedpostah which would also be terrible

[@HOTD108_]

@@Bale4Bond So? I'd love if they did that. If a dark fantasy remake of The Sopranos turns out good then it's good, and even if it turns out bad then it won't matter because it's not like the original version is going anywhere.

[@mario167100]

Game of thrones

[@petemutino4490]

He never hath the fortitudes of a regal jouster!

[@brendanmuller7301]

King Antonio of House Soprano, ruler of the kingdoms of caldwell and dimeo. His heir in caldwell is Prince Antonio, also known as Anthony the younger. His heir in dimeo is sir christopher of house moltisanti and later lord bobby of house baccalieri who's house sigil is a cod fish.

[@noahsherwood2445]

Fortune telling and cunilingus brought us to this!

[@throwbackblackcat]

“I am now certain that this is what transpires here! Black magic, and Lucifer’s handiwork at that! Catamites!”

[@gioluvs1893]

Thine sisters cot.

[@tylersmith2854]

I heard the sad tale that Sir Phillip of Leontaro was so furious with serving 20 years in exile he doth turned into a castle.

[@gioluvs1893]

At 46 years of age, Sir William Leotardo twas but a child!

[@matthewcote5634]

Paulie - Lord of Walnuts 💀

[@StudioMod]

*Thou desireth compromise? Harken to me! 20 fortnights in the dungeon! I longed for a royal banquet! Alas, I hath partaken in sunbaked dairy from the windowsill! I yearned for the touch of a tender maiden! Alas, I hath given my seed to thy trusty handkerchief! Doth though see where I lead thy feeble inquiry?!*

[@biosupdate7449]

20 fortnights is 40 weeks🤣 good speech tho lmao. 20 years and not a peep! I jerked off in a tissue!

[@michaeld8280]

He who can pull The Glock from The Stone shall rule the Kingdom of North Jersey.

[@dcb420]

Never forget when Sir Phillip spent 20 fortnights in the dungeon

[@natethorton7395]

Nay, he was fighting in the Crusades for the Persians 🤣

[@randbrannigan2590]

Truly, you've lived up to your name today, Kino!

[@TihetrisWeathersby]

"Paulie, Lord of Walnuts" that's hilarious lol

[@5ringcircus49]

Unlce Jun the muff wizard killed me lol.

[@emmiella3027]

It's a good one for uncle Jun 🤣

[@KarlPHorse]

🎶Where art thou dwelling for the solstice brother? (WITHIN THE TAVERN!)🎶

[@dilfnation6885]

If art seeketh a knight with thine protrusuion in his armor

[@nocandoslurms433]

Gabagool? Bringeth to thine table.

[@waffelmeister9477]

He was but a child of seven-and-forty!

[@Volcanofetish]

In this keep, Lord Columbus is a hero.

[@cane6074]

Game of Goombahs!

[@Malston1491]

Absolutely sickening! Under my command, I would slay Sir Vito upon mine horse! - Lord Carlo of Gervasi I pray, calm thyself! Less you be the Black Knight! - King Tony

[@Malston1491]

My king, ponder upon this...swift drop in stone? - Carlo of Gervasi Plague?! - Paulie, Lord of Walnuts Nay! No man here has Plague! I banish the utterance of that word in my presence! - King Tony

[@throwbackblackcat]

“Oh? Well perhaps if you’d lain with wanton catamites instead of watching tawdry mummery, I would not be stricken with such poverty! Good Sir Vito once filled our coffers with THREEFOLD the income that you now do!”

[@gioluvs1893]

@@throwbackblackcat Carlo after Tony's tongue lashing 😡

[@ShiddyKong]

I wanted to see Giacomo Aprile as a dark knight! That would have been great

[@maedle99]

This gentleman's cousin, struck 6 arrows in the child, without any provocation whatsoever

[@nathanfoster1853]

What in the world did I just witness??? Whatever it was, I like it, and I want more of it

[@MALIRIPPA]

This was pretty damn good 🤣🤣🤣 good job pure kino

[@Th3Downz]

"Muff Wizard" was a great touch

[@emanueljosuerodriguezcasti4328]

Sir Vittorio: Tis' was just banter!

[@GrandTheftDiamonds]

Christopher = Criston Cole He must be loyle to his queen.

[@raptorbadger3131]

I bet Tony loves the idea of being imagined as an honorable ruler.

[@Michaelgabriel95]

The fundamental question beith, will I be as affective a ruler as my father before me?

[@Henrito123]

And Sir Vito was KNIGHTING the Security Warden within the confines of the courtyard.

[@alexrangel1123]

You did it man

[@TheJereld]

That was dope!!! Excellent Job!

[@tenchimisaki20011]

Quasimodo hath predicted this

[@roguebritgravy1]

Missed your vids. Enjoyed this immensely. Was hoping to see other characters like Livia as some kind of witch or old crone.

[@thecaptainfalcon3316]

There's a lot of potential characters for a part 2 for sure

[@_zigger_]

Melfi is just Xena now. And that's that.

[@albertbarese6251]

Can thou believest that, Melli is just Xena now. And that’s that.

[@darkman2807]

Thy woketh this morrow, did get thyself a caliver

[@Uhhok3]

"Yond bacon-fed knob cobbler thinkest i behold liketh Shahanshah of the Sassanian"

[@cangn611]

I must be loyle to my king.

[@MyOwnBummer]

Now that’s an image

[@augustcastle2913]

Sir Christopher looks WAY too fine for this adaptation. He's supposed to be average at best

[@chrisxavier3147]

This was bizarre and wonderful, thank you

[@Dizzyfatpigeon]

The Legends say Phil the Radiator Knight, did 20 Years in the Castle Dungeon

[@bobbyfirmansyah8580]

I heard The Shah of Persian once spends 20 years in the Dungeon.

[@chrisbarrett8377]

This would be even better if it didn't have unreadable font in a color that bleeds into the dark background

[@mossbergthebulldog6921]

Kino let’s goooo 🙌

[@dcb420]

"in spite of tragedies recent, 'tis an honor to be joined by men of honor... and not DEVIANT HOMOSEXUAL HEATHENS SUCH AS THE ONE WHO DARED MARRY MY COUSIN! HE SHALL BE HANGED BY THE MORN'!" - Sir Phillip

[@Gwildor2020]

Lord Paulie really hates getting mistaken for the court jester Bill of Hader.

[@TihetrisWeathersby]

Now I really want to see this, These are well done

[@jonathancurran5366]

It is said King Tony slew the wicked Sir Ralph over the death of the noble steed Pie O My.

[@alancarmody8848]

Again with the scenarios

[@michaelm108]

Sir Christofah

[@frwystr]

satriales is crazy

[@VideoGamesAndTheWorld]

Prince Billy, whichever ocurreth there.

[@fedpostah]

That which occurreth there? THAT WHICH OCURRETH THERE? I shall tell thou what ocurreth there, this foul man's cousin strucketh mine brother lacking just cause

[@VideoGamesAndTheWorld]

​@@fedpostah Dom the Fat knight hath disappeared, many are concerned for his safety.

[@jjarichardson]

Fetch thy shinebox

[@ceoofbased6850]

I must be loyle to my king

[@Hoodiehov215]

Jun the muff wizard is crazy lmao

[@MusicFun-gd1cm]

More creative than Spielberg!

[@fedpostah]

Thou, cheese fool, bring me some aliment

[@EndOfSmallSanctuary97]

"Word to the wise: remember Agincourt!"

[@Papillon234]

I died at Satrialles 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@emmiella3027]

Never thought it would show a blue creature 😂🤣

[@bradsmithstudios8881]

I’d love to see you do a video about Chris and JT. It’s a relationship with a lot of intricacies and subtleties. It comes to a shocking and brutal conclusion. I’d love to hear your perspective.

[@Strieuok87]

In Camelot

[@hungrymikepencetd5686]

Hahahaha, just perfect!!! The Radiator Knight xD. You deserve a price for that one! :D

[@HarpoMarxTheSpot]

Sir Silvio quotes Chaucer instead of Godfather

[@fedpostah]

Sir Silvio: "If gold rusts, what then can iron do?" Lord Antonio: Thy is on a roll!

[@MrJedroi258]

-THE PLAGUE? -NO ONES GOT THE PLAGUE! I DONT WANT TO HEAR THAT WORD EVER AGAIN

[@XanderShiller]

St. Anthony, 1st of his name, the King of The North (Jersey).