The Sopranos - Christopher Is Out Of Rehab

Christopher is out of rehab for his heroin addiction

[@MrSinthan]

And as usual, Patsy is the funniest and most solid person in the clip.

[@Toasted1337]

My guys are solid.

[@ennead322]

He is in a merchant's guild after all.

[@mnv7353]

Love how Patsy is so cheerful through it all 😂, poor guy has to watch over Chris (someone who he has beef with) the whole time staying in a motel and report back to Tony and has no complaints.

[@coffeebeans7912]

Prob got a good amount of cash for it

[@jakep1979]

@@coffeebeans7912 Also Tony did warn Chris by using careful words that Patsy is going to be staying in a motel room half a mile away throughout Chrissy's rehab inferring that if Chrissy fucks up with this last chance rehab, Patsy was going to end his existence.

[@yuliangeorgiev]

And Patsy has motivation to really watch for any indiscretions made by Chrissy.

[@CaptainTrips560]

Patsy has beef with Chrissy but I think he was genuinely happy for him here. Just like when he was happy that Chris got married. As insolent as Chris usually was to Patsy, I think Patsy appreciated the fact that Chris was the one guy in the crew who clearly had nothing to do with killing his brother

[@flightofthebumblebee9529]

​@@CaptainTrips560 True. Patsy's only sort of beef with Chrissy would be how Chrissy (a full blown smack shooting junkie) got the promotion over Paulie's crew while patsy got passed over. Once Paulie got out of the can, Patsy let that all go. Patsy definitely harbors resentment towards Tony and I don't blame him, but I don't think he had any real beef with Chrissy. Patsy was far more efficient than Chrissy and even a better father and husband than most of these guys.

[@Jaybeefromhiscastle]

Not many guys come out of rehab to find a pair of legs like THAT waiting for them. Lucky bastard.

[@unknownsource4359]

Jaybeefromhiscastle I did. Back in 2009 I was in a rehabilitation center in Tijuana MX and got out the same year. Straight gutter shit but what doesn't murder you make you stronger. The night I got released my fine ass girlfriend back then was waiting for me with my mom and grandmother. We went to a restaurant afterwards and in the parking lot I made out and groped her ass. Memories back then.

[@insertusername7141]

You guys sound like Beavis & Butthead's dad's when they were telling that story about getting some ass. True story.

[@bassmaster867]

@@insertusername7141 they were probably roadies for Motley Crue

[@goodyeoman4534]

Rehab is a scam.

[@vantheman1238]

Hahahahaha classic 😂😂😂

[@owennoble8575]

Even though Adriana was there to greet Chris we all know she had been calling Vito every night.

[@Myhighconstitution]

she probably heard he was off his blood pressure medication

[@gtnick86]

@@Myhighconstitution he got a note from his doctor.

[@Myhighconstitution]

@@gtnick86 I knew that was coming!

[@scottsodyssey2485]

Vito was that close. 🤏

[@erniedraper8179]

Amazing and his cock ain't even that long

[@bigal5921]

"Hey let me tell you something when Christopher was in rehab she was calling me all the time... I was this close"

[@inutero10]

Big Al But your braschiol isnt even that long

[@jakep1979]

inutero10 What about it?!

[@JohnDoeTheGoodGuy]

@KryofFear 1337 You threw food at Vito! That's gotta be resolved.

[@mikemacaluso1130]

@@JohnDoeTheGoodGuy The guy had it coming..

[@ryanrick6443]

KryofFear 1337 OHHHH! I’m a captain now you don’t talk to me like that!

[@thomasspengler9044]

I love how the tables turned. Chris was acting capo over Patsy in the beginning of the season, and by the end, Patsy is the one tasked with killing Chris should he try and leave rehab early

[@saljpal3]

fucking love when the FBI gets flipped off

[@greedyd5524]

Those legs so long they need their own zip code

[@everythingeverywhere-r1c]

the bears got to hide their legs when she goes camping

[@firebugjohnnypyro]

every time I see those legs the first word in my mind is 'OOF'. Adriana was so hot.

[@steveturowski7659]

he didn't quit..just freshin up.

[@josephlevito5302]

steve turowski don't say Jack shit to Keisha

[@jakep1979]

Fucking Junkie!!

[@cwatson42785]

"Nigga I got the mouth on a statue"

[@visionist7]

Mouth on a statue nigga

[@mrxy4481]

Kiesha isn't getting her child support either.

[@AQUAPHREESH193]

Pat Parisi ladies and gentlemen 👏👏👏👏👏😂😂😂😂

[@michaelcorleone3751]

AQUAPHREESH193 yay👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🌹🌹🌹bravo 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹

[@deathrager2404]

@@visionist7 it wont be cinematic

[@ash6415]

Hot damn, Adrianna could rock an outfit like nobody else.

[@CaptainTrips560]

She & Chrissy we’re both supremely well dressed

[@NexStarMedia]

I'm surprised Christopher was able to keep his temper in check and didn't backhand her just for old times' sake. ;)

[@shapiroshekelberg604]

Lol best comment

[@mikemcgrath6150]

I cant imagine hitting a girl. Wonder what goes through their minds the first time it happens.

[@CaptainTrips560]

@@mikemcgrath6150 what goes through the guy’s mind or the girl’s mind?

[@mikemcgrath6150]

@@CaptainTrips560 guys.

[@JoseMiranda-xv3lg]

Adrianna: i am so glad you are clean now. Lets go home. Chris: i didnnnnnnnnttttttttttt!!!!!!

[@jakep1979]

Jose Miranda Fucking Junkie! can you even do this?!!!

[@visionist7]

CWIS TOH FAAAAAAAAAAH

[@lhingnuhaokip5347]

didinnnnntttt

[@FSKgolaso]

Haha patsy at the end, love it!

[@rusudan9631]

it wasn't cinematic tho

[@gary609906]

C'mon, but what about Patsy in the middle? Fuhgettaboutit!

[@DuncanUdaho67]

AGENT HARRISH

[@atlasking6110]

Um, well that would be funny if it was Agent Harris who lisped, but the lisper was Agent Skip Li(s)pari so you lose the internets.

[@DuncanUdaho67]

@@atlasking6110 Uhhh I was referencing Tony, so it’s you who loses “the internets ”.

[@mrmccracken5332]

Guys come on seriously

[@AndyCigars]

@@DuncanUdaho67 "I knew dat was coming!"

[@qsprimalaccuracy9709]

That rehab, fuggettaboutit! Adriana's legs, whateva happened there.

[@tomservo5347]

I'd finish rehab also knowing Patsi was waiting outside if I tried skipping.

[@hcaballero1992]

It won’t be cinematic

[@JoeONeillActingjoeWriter]

Love how when he's out of Rehab he's Carm's Cousin

[@AmrRivers]

Did Patsy literally wait nearby the entire time Chris was in rehab?

[@12potatos]

He should have literally been the underboss or just under the underboss. That idiot Christopher should have never been made in the first place.

[@dannickwoolfganglabonte6781]

Half a mile from there, in a motel

[@YaowBucketHEAD]

Probably spent the few months eating take out and watching softcore Skinemax "porn". Not a bad way to earn a buck.

[@jimantle268]

It's strongly implied he was supposed to wack Christopher if he tried to escape.

[@1sam-ef]

Patsy was a Patsy...

[@handsolo1076]

How that cellphone & that annoying ringtone lasted that whole season is beyond me.

[@mojomystique6797]

It's iconic to the show

[@steveturowski7659]

rehab is for quitters!!. HA HA!! It saved my life...Its works if you want it!!

[@saltysalad3868]

Tony: "Your cousin is out of rehab, he looks good!" KZbin recommendation: "Tony sends Christopher to rehab"

[@jaymeister4850]

Does Christopher's car resemble the Stinger from GTA or have I just been playing too much GTA?

[@Kastikus]

The thumbnail looked like Carmela was smoking a blunt

[@robsantiago3453]

Your out of rehab. Good now let's go. Get him draining

[@StephCurryMcFlurry96]

Tbh Whitecaps is the most overrated Sopranos episode. All it is is just boring soap opera level drama for 77 goddamn minutes. Blue Comet and Jeannie Cusamano were better by the first ten minutes.

[@edwardmiller7198]

The video could’ve been titled “legs”.

[@johnturner3455]

"Would you drive yourself when you look this bad?" Jesus christ, I wouldn't say that to my girlfriend in a million years 😂

[@mattmac1271]

She was sick

[@stevenspenneberg7407]

The Cellphone ringtones were really the Star Recurring-Bit , of the show. At the time this first aired, WE ALL had those same ring tones on OUR phones! So when it rang, we ALL checked our phones , and then laughed. That’s an effect that will be lost on all future Viewers. And they also loved the cellphone ringing at awkward moments bit. How many times, did they wack a guy , and as soon as he dies, his phone rings?? ( Fat Dom ) at Satriales

[@Chilliam13]

Is that the same ringtone from Jurassic Park III?

[@firebugjohnnypyro]

That middle finger was a bit 'cinematic' if you ask me. lol

[@gregorylibra5114]

I always wanted Adrianna badly, .... but I compromised with tissues

[@socallawrence]

They tried to make me go to rehab one time I said no no no

[@RSTI191]

Ade and those legs. Wars have begun over legs like that. Damn...

[@pIayingwithmahwii]

True

[@shemp_]

I feel bad for Patsy, spent like a month in some shitty motel down the road waiting by the phone

[@nuisanceabatementvehicle160]

God damn Drea was fine.

[@JerseyWolf]

I used to walk by the building they used for Chris's rehab center all the time as a kid. It looked quite terrifying at night actually. I remember going back later as an adult while geochaching.

[@carguy6512]

Those feds better watch it, or they'll be scraping their nipples off those fine cloth seats !

[@Agent1W]

And obviously the FBI is going to get a "great view" of Christopher's condition...

[@BigHorseFilm]

This is one of the only times I remember Anthony calling Chris his Cousin. Actually I'm not sure if he's saying to Carmela 'Your Cousin' or just cousin in general; because if I remember correctly, Chris is a cousin to both of them, although he refers to Anthony as his Uncle and Anthony refers to Christopher as his nephew. If someone knows better please correct me.

[@uafc1]

He is carmella's cousin

[@ThomasTiberio-qf9wd]

@@uafc1 Carmela is the cousin of Dickie, Chris’s father

[@mitchellhouser1572]

He says "your cousin" as in Carmella's cousin. There is no blood relation between Tony and Christopher.

[@johnlewisbrooks]

Patsys finger he he hey!

[@ucfkid67]

adri...dam...

[@ADAPTATION7]

Finger looking good I would say.

[@thebaddog4104]

Christopher was just freshening up

[@Legba85]

0:37. I approve of that message.

[@bassmaster867]

Your tax dollars at work, bunch of feds watching a wiseguy get out of rehab

[@SuperGreatSphinx]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drug_rehabilitation

[@mrfurio875]

Stella Maris clown

[@mierezsaturday5855]

I really wished they did more with the thermometer. I really liked that character.

[@grandhustla101boi]

Earrol Mierez 😭

[@flightofthebumblebee9529]

I love that Patsy got to chill in a motel in PA for a month just to make sure Chrissy didn't need any smack.

[@MichaelGiordano777]

How did Rehab go Christopha? Did you do any drugs or drink? I Did-Dent Adriana. I just rewrote the leaving rehab script.

[@jakep1979]

Patsy: (Shows middle finger to the FBI) Agent Harris: "I thought you said it won't be cinematic"

[@janbosik8953]

Ah... that Thunderbird is gorgeous! And those folding telephones were so stylish! What a time that was...

[@Clowncentral101]

Looks like a fucking bug

[@Clowncentral101]

Looks like a fucking bug

[@pIayingwithmahwii]

Don’t listen to the other guy( the thunderbird looks great. I dunno about the telephones tho.

[@janbosik8953]

@@pIayingwithmahwii what the hell am I commenting on these Sopranos clips, I need to put a lid on it. xD

[@pIayingwithmahwii]

@@janbosik8953 no don’t put a lid on it. The other guy was out of line. I would give him a Paulie “ohhhhh!” If he said that irl. Ur fine lol don’t worry about it

[@rcnelson]

Nice pins.

[@brooksfleming7643]

Patsy won't be far behind.

[@jonsal123]

He-hey! *proceeds with the finger*

[@kazumasatou6256]

Patsy lol

[@chunkymilk]

i’ll buy you one of those happy meals.

[@TheSarah730]

Great Scene! Thanks '57!

[@Ar1AnX1x]

*I DID DENT*

[@JGordon_24]

Thumbs up for the finger!!

[@luedanger561]

I see Carmela decided to be Diane again 😆

[@gangesexcavating]

Chris didn't touch crack cocaine. Heroin was the drug of choice.

[@imfine6904]

Heh Heh Heyyyyy!!!

[@williamraven7376]

Marone those legs

[@purplesword5536]

Patsy was just doing what tom cruise did in top gun, furthering relations, in other words flipping him the bird..

[@donclark4486]

Adriana 🔥

[@USA96651]

Patsy @:36 .

[@1sam-ef]

The Feds were there: because-because......... they loved Chrissy! They were worried about him! They was glad that he finished his Rehab! lol

[@Carlito_Brigante93]

Lol Patsy 😂

[@olivur_1459]

That Federal cop looks like Jeff Bezos heyhehey

[@carminenovellino5091]

Eh eh ehhhh 🖕🖕🖕

[@jbot91]

Question. What would you do to be inside Adrianna?

[@HamanKarn567]

Nothing because I know where that pussy has been.

[@mrfurio875]

Grow some coco leaves

[@intercommerce]

Beat her like Cwishtsafuh?p

[@masterexploder9668]

Christopher made her a varsity punching bag and it worked for him just fine until he sold her to Tony.

[@Anthony-lw1eg]

I wish we had more of patsy talking

[@1sam-ef]

Patsy was a Patsy...

[@panzerraven4135]

I won't go.. Go.. Go..

[@Jaybeefromhiscastle]

Ahhh yes, ha there's rehab and then there's REHAB !!!

[@gangesexcavating]

oh well.

[@SonnyRed420]

LOL

[@foxnewsfanify]

You missed the joke.

[@michaelmcgee2026]

The whole rehab thing is what started turning me off to the series. I know in the real mob he wouldve been killed. I'm not claiming to be an expert or know the ins ands outs but I bought it all up until this. I remember one mobster in an interview saying that when you're at your worst and rock bottom is when you get killed by people who you thought were your friends.

[@atlasking6110]

Well no, you know nothing about LCN and hearing one goomba in a interview does not make you an expert. I grew up in an LCN city and had family members in the life. They do not whack people left and right the way they did on The Sopranos. If they did, nobody would ever join. Chris would not get whacked unless he ratted to the Feds or something major like that.

[@davidrivette8127]

You can’t kill a made guy without permission from the boss. There’s no way Tony would’ve had Chris killed because he wanted to sober up and get help

[@pIayingwithmahwii]

David he didn’t want to sober up. Tony said he had to go OR he WOULD kill him. He was a long way from wanting it when Tony decided to send him