The Sopranos - Christopher Moltisanti plays Counter-Strike

[@borko1990]

Discord server dedicated to The Sopranos: discord.com/invite/borko90

[@goodstuff8156]

Why have you done this?

[@zernos3566]

HAH GAYY

[@maigabidou3152]

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[@justfiresomething]

I joined and got banned for quoting classic sopranos scenes? What gives?

[@BobSmith-wi4dv]

​@justfiresomething lmfao the mods in his server all have schizophrenia because I had the same problem and so did everybody I talk to about his server really

[@zedhead7166]

He had a special system, where he would throw his firing hand forward to make the bullets come out faster, it was a very good system.

[@pinkmark4047]

😂😂😂

[@moemanncann895]

A system proven better than aiming it at a 45 degree angle at the target. And I'm Canadian and guns are outlawed here, except for the outlaws 🇨🇦

[@Dave00theking]

@@moemanncann895 guns are not outlawed in Canada, what are you on about?

[@RayFinkle05]

@@Dave00theking Stay away from the penguin exhibit.

[@moemanncann895]

@@Dave00theking I stand corrected, extremely difficult to obtain, just short of giving up your first born son as a deposit

[@Jackinthebuds]

He had an advantage with that nose. Like a natural iron sight.

[@misfit666_usmc6]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@blest5132]

😂😂

[@juanreyes6443]

Natural iron sight!? You can't make that shit up.

[@titan1943]

@@juanreyes6443 fuck ya talkin' about? He just did?

[@SupraStar29]

@@juanreyes6443 I just did.

[@raulduke3237]

"Copyright has a hundred fathers, but infringement is an orphan" -

[@neverdavenever]

Just give it to him.

[@aristidesmolina1298]

"Shut up. Shut up! Stop fuckin' looking at me!" - Borko to HBO, probably.

[@odeleon24]

Stop pushing me Sunshine

[@xZippy]

"...but Viacom is an orphan."

[@alenk7333]

🤣🤣🤣

[@redoffset1609]

“Get tf outta here, I’m supposed to go all the way over to A to defuse a fkin bomb?”

[@pdog109]

Top comment lok

[@KramerKontained94]

The fuck is a matta with you, Chrissy? The bomb's been fuckin planted!

[@beepain6005]

Fone Soprano

[@rooty_rootz]

LOL

[@nervousnorvus1944]

"Door fucking stuck ova here!"

[@MomMom4Cubs]

"Let's do it before the crank wears off" is THE incantation that guarantees success in EVERY armed robbery.

[@misfit666_usmc6]

Just think, if Visting Day shot up the crank, they might have made a chorus

[@michigan102]

😂 lol right

[@darthuchiha1418]

yeah doing crank while planning an armed robbery decreased their chances of giving away their identities and almost killing two made guys

[@PhilLeotardosGhost]

Armed robberies? Ohhhh! Jesse James ova heah!

[@MomMom4Cubs]

@@PhilLeotardosGhost We're not making a western here.

[@landofthesilverpath5823]

I love how the getaway driver leaves after he hears one shot, lol, and then Jackie doesn't stop for his partner to get in. That was a tight crew.

[@breach_meidith]

how fast Chris got behind his partner, they were like right there already lol. they prob could even shot him driving.

[@JasonJones-ty1xb]

Furio already beat him up.

[@EpicCoolGuy21]

The getaway driver was probably the smartest guy in the series tbf

[@tyomies6168]

More like a glorified crew. 🤔

[@arturzinurov4781]

To be fair the getaway driver got his ass beat by Furio because Jackie said he vouched for him when he didn’t. It’s a miracle he even agreed to drive them there lol

[@neverdavenever]

If you translate what Furio was saying after he got shot it's "Damn that guy had the makings of a varsity shooter."

[@Markell1991]

Che un bella shooter, varsity compatible. Beautiful.

[@odeleon24]

Haha. Now give me one thousand more jokes

[@albertbarese3706]

I wish but he said "these piece of shit, they shot me"

[@ZemarRed]

actually, it's closer to "you shotta bee in a my leg"

[@denistuohy2535]

There's an image

[@bino2215]

he survived sean and matt because he bought kevlar before the round started.

[@ianiello]

Yea buying helm is pointless cuz ak is 1tap.

[@RedemptioINN]

Iesucristu Caponero it was pistol round he couldn't get head armor smh

[@RedemptioINN]

If you enjoyed my comment and play CS, fee free to look at my insane 1v4 eco and 1v5 pistol on overpass, algorithm isn't blessing me :(

[@wafflcoptr]

ALWAYS buy kevlar.

[@Lemon_Sage9999]

​@@ianiello Glocks don't one tap even without it

[@solidshake12]

Chrissy was always the best shot in the show, allegorically speaking.

[@The_yeffy1]

Charles Schwab over here

[@PhilLeotardosGhost]

Ohhh! Wyatt Earp ova heah!

[@fort809]

That nose… it’s like a natural iron sight

[@ba8898]

Yep, but it didn't stop him getting ostrofied by his friends.

[@shabu9ine]

Jessie pinkman of the show ovaaa hereeee

[@luiszapata1416]

It Always crack me up that they were gonna send Christopher to go check on beansie’s new ramp 🤣

[@douglaswilke8582]

He was an expert at inspecting brake pads though.

[@roejogan215]

Again wit dis fckn ramp….

[@luiszapata1416]

@@roejogan215 or what your gonna drive a Lionel train?

[@lordfatcock]

@@roejogan215 ayy Richie, you still want that veal parmesan?

[@briangreen1781]

He was more of a canopy guy.

[@mikefloyd3152]

You know whats smart leaving your friend yelling your name outside of the place you failed to rob and not letting him in the car you stole. Jackie was like Spielberg.

[@flochforster22]

Yeah lol what a buffoon. Even if Dino wasn't screaming his name, Jackie leaving him there would guarantee his own demise since the crew would know for sure that it was Jackie

[@brenthenshaw3585]

Well, he did have a learning disorder.

[@SR07_]

Charles Schwab over here

[@BFD1989]

Also pulling their balaclavas up after their escape attempt. Might as well leave a fuckin urine sample next time

[@JMR_2028]

If Jackie had stopped to pick him up Chris would’ve killed him, he war right next to him with a gun in his hand

[@AT-ki8jz]

0:20 the only reason he died is because he took the car to Angie Bonpensiero's shop before the hit and she made the seat askew and jammed the seat belt

[@NikolaAvramov]

Angie's always looking at the big picture!

[@TheRobWay1]

It was the grain of the leather

[@blest5132]

he wasn't sitting at 12 O' clock

[@GonzoBanana]

"No, the quarter panel from the LeSabre I said!"

[@godfathergaming2760]

@@blest5132 you're sitting at 12o clock

[@mikedawolf95]

Christopher: Intelligence 2 Guns 100

[@Idontfeelikeitughhh]

More like 2 Perception

[@Sergiu-Lz]

After rehab, Chris enhanced his Intelligence to 5 or 6, at least in my opinion

[@memedealermikey]

@@Sergiu-Lzyeah but that addiction debuff.. after he relapsed, right back down

[@cadetwright6496]

Hey, at least he was intelligent enough to not use his hand on the door handle when leaving. 7:04

[@user-dy2wp8lc6c]

Like in the poker card game Chrissy under pressure is as very well intelligent and perceptive

[@BtC215]

“Very bad boys, very bad” Gene sounding like he was just genuinely disappointed with the bad behavior he was witnessing from Jackie and his gang 😂

[@GeddyRC]

@AddiesNBaddiesyeah it always struck me as kind of eerie, like they’re in a room of _also_ criminals so to them it doesn’t make them panic one bit

[@Soupafistreams]

They were more like "is this really fucking happening?"@@GeddyRC

[@GeddyRC]

@@Soupafistreams hah yeah no doubt about that

[@PivotDJ]

@@GeddyRC Always baffled me that they thought they were gonna get away with it.

[@gianfrancosettimi8596]

Do me a favour huh! Hold this

[@killakel410]

Chrissy is the type of guy to rush B every round.

[@tanburanbu]

"I've rushed B nine rounds in a row.. NO WAY THEY'LL THINK I'LL DO IT AGAIN."

[@katamarankatamaranovich9986]

"He's stupid, always rushes B" "A trusty B rush, nothing beats that"

[@junioraltamontent.7582]

​@@tanburanbuComp game. Lost the last 5 rounds in a row. Eco in shambles and everyone's just buying random shit instead of saving. "We should rush B"

[@Koshiro2k3]

1:40 I love how there is not a moment of sudden panic or hesitation here. As soon as he hears the gunshot, he just checks the rearview mirror and drives off immediately, abandoning his fellows.

[@poop_storm]

Definition of noping the fuck out lmfao

[@EpicCoolGuy21]

Smartest guy in the series tbh

[@dolphinerofachero3159]

For all we know he outlived all the sopranos crew

[@JSWang-ii8kd]

In fact, Chrissy is such a sharp shooter under those intensive situations. Those head shoots were so accurate.

[@jeremy7931]

He’s been accused of using aim bot

[@bigdawg77]

​@@jeremy7931 That's why Tony banned him from the server.

[@tanburanbu]

'The Devil's Luck'. My evil grandmother, more than halfway mentally gonzo, can barely walk around or see, but can nail the bottle-cap off a beer at thirty paces PERFECTLY on the very first shot with an old double-action-only Sig 9mm. She'd fire one shot, hit it perfectly, and sit out the rest of the sesh. There is much more to people than meets the eye..

[@tresojos]

@@tanburanbu underrated comment. What do you think it is?

[@tanburanbu]

@@tresojos thank you for asking. The physical world is the shadow cast from the spiritual, not the other way around as many may think. We all probably have 'Patrons' that guide/influence us at all times, either angelic or... Demonic. Certain bloodlines must be more closely bonded/chained to certain entities by sins of a father, or blessed multigenerationally by goodness and faithful service to The Lord. Basically, earthly experience is like the ripples on top of a deep lake; only an aftereffect of what takes place much deeper (and higher).

[@dewilew2137]

“Chris, you’re in the mafia.” “Right. Thanks for reminding me.” 🔫

[@tschoy9388]

Friendly advise , but got killed. Sorry.

[@mikemhz]

I haven't watched Sopranos but that scene pissed me off.

[@IamJINCHI.]

@@cid2852 Well yeah he respects him as a man, which is why he has to remind him that he is being careless and childish by telling outsiders about that stuff, not just for their safety but also his own. So he childishly responds by tying up a loose end he created. He was a manbaby and a natural born psycho, not a leader or a badass character. Just a douchebag with a gun and a big nose.

[@garlicblue6797]

The irony of the last guy getting shot by Chris. He’s played by Tim Daly who voiced Superman in “Superman The Animated Series.”

[@kainholden2001]

​@@garlicblue6797damn so Chrissy has technically murdered superman lol

[@tommygarson8592]

"I've been totally fuckin' ostrafied" is a gem of a line

[@aaronrodden8121]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@tiortedrootsky]

Glorious!

[@TravisFletcher-nl6ch]

Lol funny stuff

[@deletdis6173]

I thought you said I was OK spider

[@patricklucas3166]

@@deletdis6173 Love this! Chrissy in the bakery scene from The Sopranos ep.8 "The Legend of Tennessee Moltisanti" is a wonderful nod to Spider in Goodfellas

[@Carlos_Balli]

If Jackie Jr’s crew and The Vipers combined forces they could’ve ran North Jersey…

[@godfathergaming2760]

@Big Daddy carmine fish lips lupertazzi

[@johngarry1238]

The Vipers? What's that your Girl Scout troop?

[@shriharihudli]

Don’t forget Chip and Dale.

[@taylorbond6071]

We’re with tha vipahs!

[@Minchken]

@@shriharihudli Good dancers they were.

[@tharpe63]

JT: *Sees a clearly intoxicated Chris, who is a mobster, easily prone to violence, and has hurt him in the past* JT: “Well I better piss him off…”

[@godfathergaming2760]

Classic JT L

[@qwerty6383]

How did he piss him off exactly?

[@evgrafiysas758]

the second Chris opened his mouth about ratting people out JT was done, once Chris sobered up and realized what he said he would come knocking regardless

[@nannesoar]

"And I definitely should keep shutting him down while hes expressing his emotion and rebuke him nonstop about knowing things I shouldn't, I better reeeally drive home the sense that that's a bad thing and make sure I give him the feeling that information isn't safe with me."

[@goldenrose223]

​@@qwerty6383 he's drunk and depressed. He's pooring his heart out and the one person he turns to is shutting him down. Ofc he's pissed. On the other hand tho, I understand JT, That's not his business to know. He doesn't want to know because once he does, he's involved, which he doesn't want to be.

[@moemanncann895]

Chase definitely had a thing for cars continuing on with incapacitated occupants 🤣

[@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012]

the david chase special

[@drewp.weiner2473]

He always finds cars with broken parking gear

[@HOTD108_]

It's one of my favourite reoccurring things in the show. It's such a simple yet clever way to keep things visually dynamic.

[@moemanncann895]

Unrelated is JT catching one in the dome

[@TemporaryApe]

If its manual shift then it's accurate. I wouldn't know about automatics.

[@marcusakers7245]

Moltisanti is actually on point with head shots

[@rsmith7994]

Chris the dead eye crack shot. A true testament to what the power of positive visualization can do for one’s marksmanship.

[@marcusgray6501]

If you can keep your head .. while those around you can’t… *Sunshine* .. still one of the greatest soprano quotes ever!

[@douglaswilke8582]

A wise guy right up 'til the end.

[@getmeoutofsanfrancisco9917]

Then your-

[@marcusgray6501]

@@getmeoutofsanfrancisco9917 🤣😂

[@tinobrown4711]

“If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle Jack off an elephant?” - Master Sunshine

[@TheRobWay1]

@@getmeoutofsanfrancisco9917 don’t get me wrong, antagonizing two armed meth heads was the right move, but now we will never know what happens when you keep your head while those around you can’t. Not to mention, what do they do with Sunshine’s body? They can’t report any of this to the police. No one is going to be looking for this guy ?

[@erikn.2092]

“A pint of blood costs more than a gallon of gold” - Sunshine

[@shane-kj9wn]

The irony is that seat belts cost Shaun his life

[@NikolaAvramov]

That's how Phil learned of the importance of sitting at 12 o'clock!

[@dannyc7227]

That and being a lousy shot.

[@mgm8822]

He was a fucking idiot who didn’t even plan one step ahead.

[@wellguesswhatIthink]

Both their lives actually. Shaun's body tied Matthew to the scene, why he left the car is anyone's guess

[@masonf7332]

and not wearing one cost Christopher his life

[@seabass_pnw]

“Victory has a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan” 😂😂

[@rubendominguez5260]

Dude died preaching that poetry 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TonySuperano]

Dude died preaching that poetry 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Aaron-j6t]

Dude died preaching that poetry 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@2millionblunts]

Dude died preaching that poetry 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@wgiver4231]

Dude died preaching that poetry 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@douglaswilke8582]

It was probably the best timing that Sunshine got nailed while trying to spew out what appears to be his longest epitaph.

[@davemoss9505]

Jackie didn't like Kipling

[@janeentumbao8690]

That giggle from Chrissy when they boosted that wine. 😂😂😂😂

[@plastic14407]

Watching the smile come across Tony’s face from the thrill of doing some small time boosting like he’s young again makes me smile every time

[@throwback19841]

@@plastic14407 The secret ingredient is crime

[@safeandeffectivelol]

A sharpshooter with a pistol

[@LivingForce]

It's the little joys in life that offer happiness lol

[@CommonContentArchive]

@@throwback19841 Even men with ven don't stand a chance

[@cygnustsp]

I love how the sopranos scenes are just like fucked up dreams

[@RGV_FALCO]

Funny, fucked up dreams are a common occurrence in the show lol

[@JohnFortniteKennedy_]

Tone: Uncle ben.. Carmela: What happened? **distort the laws of physics and bends space and times in reverse**

[@frankycnguyen]

Pretty impressive that he can shoot with his right and his left

[@nihaalsandim9986]

​@@1122reyes😂

[@jonraybon8582]

Chris was always portrayed as an outstanding marksman, easily on par with SEAL, Green Berets, etc

[@LivingForce]

​@@jonraybon8582But Interior Decorators can give him a hard time!

[@poppers7317]

@@LivingForce not if they like red

[@TheScotian82]

its actually just a tv show

[@raymondo43]

There was nothing we could do, seatbelt was a made guy and Sean Gismonte wasn't. Nothing we could do about it.

[@jordanlayfield]

Real greaseball shit.

[@LivingForce]

It was real safety features, among the car vendors. He had to sit there and take it...

[@illesthomes9577]

JT was the lead in a show called Wings prior to his small role on The Sopranos, his line "Chris, you're in the Mafia!!!" cracks me up. He was an innocent pilot for a small East Coast airport in Wings

[@magnussohlman2535]

I'm pretty sure he was also in Law & Order: The SUV?

[@jefferson-tl3cr]

That guy is also the best Superman voice actor lol

[@Syphonfllter]

Pretty sure he's in Private Practice too, good actor.

[@justsumguy8193]

He was also the main character in Stephen King's Storm of the Century. One of King's best Television works

[@heroedeleyenda05]

His aim was impecable because in his head, he used the technique of positive visualisation.

[@airsir9559]

Satanic Black Magic!!! Sick shit!!!

[@BGlaxbro21]

just realized a seatbelt saved Christophers life in this shootout, and then it didn't when he needed it most when he wrecks his truck

[@hoopsheavenpa]

Borko has a hundred fathers but Don Junior is an orphan

[@douglaswilke8582]

Swimming wid the fishes

[@busterhikney6936]

Borko's mom is never satisfied

[@DistantLights]

Don Junior is in the witness protection program

[@skimaskwithnomask]

Don Junior. Whatever happened there ?

[@iniee3662]

Much like a baby, a Borko upload has many parents

[@simontremblay643]

I never tire of hearing Furio scream and curse in that small moment we hear inside the car lmao

[@misfit666_usmc6]

Ok let's compromise... I was watching Cobra Kai... but I got this notification, so now it's a honor to be among men, and Crissys natural canopy of a nose.

[@captainolimar4433]

0:15 that last stand perk came in handy

[@The40Glock1]

@0:15 "it WAS shawn" 😂

[@xtuxie]

*drinks a diet soda*

[@ryanwanders5141]

People don't talk enough about how Chrissy was a one man wrecking crew to all the young aspiring mafiosos.

[@smallpaintings]

3:04 that little flash is so cool. I love watching chris actually mean business

[@user-nh6oq8ut2t]

Chrissy had the makings of a varsity shooter, saludos Don Borko

[@jayrizzle9226]

I love matt bevilacquas "SHIIIIT!" at 0:24 because while I think he did like sean, I think that scream was because he knew that everyone knows they hang together. Also because he knew when Tony got a hold of him he'd turn him from "drink-water" to "drink-diet" real quick.

[@michaelharnedy]

He was a fool. He should have finished Chrissy off instead of running away.

[@jordanlayfield]

Crazy part is he was an accomplice to a real life murder of an NYPD shortly after the show.

[@shhhake]

he yelled "GIZ!!" as in Gismonte

[@poppers7317]

Why can't he just leave the town and fly to, I don't know, Burkina Faso?

[@gowanlore2434]

​@@shhhakeHe loved giz.

[@darthuchiha1418]

I never knew Chrissy played first-person shooter games, guess that explains his deadly marksmanship

[@kstanton87]

I wonder if Sean felt like he was sitting at 12 o’clock.

[@victorsforza5578]

He reclined strangley after being plugged.. hehehehe

[@c.m.81]

The seatbelt was askew.

[@blackcaesar1441]

He can sit in there until san gennaro

[@silverwheel]

The seat was fine, he just didn't like the grain on the leather from the factory.

[@elitedavidhorne8494]

The rails needed to be realigned. There was nothing wrong with the seat.

[@A_real_Ha_So]

Coming soon to a bookstore near you, "Ten steps to choosing reliable and skilled associates" by famed screenplay writer and inflation enthusiast, Christopher Maltisonti with forward by Lt. Tony Soprano. "I'm surprised the camel nosed f*** was able to see his computer screen past that canopy" - Ritchie Aprile "Twenty years in the can and I can say that I felt even more embarrassed by reading this than that cornholing slob that married my cousin. He should give up writing and stick to the shoeshines." - Phil Leotardo

[@misfit666_usmc6]

Omfg.

[@1vicjustice]

"You know, it wasn't so long ago I remember he used to wait out in the car.. and as far as I'm concerned HE SHOULD STILL BE THERE!!" - John Sacrimoni

[@nycommittee5859]

After Chris killed the SUV guy my estimation of him as a man plummeted.

[@NikolaAvramov]

Even Cinderella didn't shoot the SUV guy!

[@austinjimenez1699]

The Suv guy

[@bubmurphy]

Well in his defense he was totally ostrafied.

[@nycommittee5859]

@@NikolaAvramov His coach turned into a pumpkin.

[@bubmurphy]

@@1122reyes he did dent!!

[@dannyc7227]

Even when hammered/strung out, Chrissy has a wicked good shot.

[@matthewcostello6882]

HBO: we’re here with our copyright infringement team. Borko: Ooooh really what’s that your girl scout troop??

[@shashwatkumar7718]

2:33 as GTA as things can be 😂😂😂

[@jaybazza248]

If Soprano's was Counter Strike, Livia Soprano would be no_clipping around the map dropping infinite flash bangs

[@BostonGhost617]

Chrissy always with the headshots

[@EpicMovieMoments]

Every time I play FIFA against someone who has the name “The Vipers” of their team I always say WE’RE WITH THE VIPERS in Tony Soprano voice

[@DistantLights]

Chris really knew how to line up a headshot

[@RequiumFrost]

4:48 Tony is thoroughly impressed with Christopher in that moment.

[@GizmoMaltese]

I hope I could bond like that with my nephews.

[@James_Price79]

Bacala really never wanted to kill anyone but when it comes to shooting them in the ass he’s a lion.

[@FallicIdol]

Chris is actually a great shot in the heat of a battle.

[@chadchaddingtonflexington8415]

One of the most entertaining characters from the show. Tony and Paulie too

[@Nebarus]

I always admired their precise aim and preparation before hits...

[@miguelmont.1111]

Criss's canopy nose was a natural ironsight. Can't deny that

[@Whiteboykun]

You missed Emil Kolar, Mikey Palmice, Barry Haydu, and of course, the most tragic death of all .... little Cosette!

[@roejogan215]

They shot Furio’s Stugotz witout any provacation whatsoever

[@misfit666_usmc6]

He was just a kid, now he's back in the old country with his hands in the soil... dreaming of Carms ass

[@SaunKrystian]

@@misfit666_usmc6 he's fertilizer if certain friends of ours get their hands on him first.

[@neverdavenever]

He's a shopping cart.

[@brendansheehy8124]

The doctor fixed up his leg and gave him a bulge as per Tony’s instructions

[@hopoff9968]

The saddest thing about Christopher is he thought those guys were his friends. They're all scumbags though there are no real friends in that life

[@Victor512-m9m]

J.T. : Chris, you're a meat eater! Chris: mee-teor! Mee-teor!

[@stefanbistrancin5862]

Take it easy!

[@user-nh6oq8ut2t]

That natural canopy of his…

[@mikefloyd3152]

You just can't say that

[@jonathanmills5747]

The Vipers scene with the perfect guitar riff of Paul Kossoff sound tracking it has me in Goosebumps. For those who don't know, it's a track from the British band called, Free. The song is, Alright Now and is worth a few minutes of your time checking it out on KZbin

[@austinjimenez1699]

HBO to Borko and Serbia: You guys know who you're robbin?!

[@kzilla3]

Up in the club 🎶 🎵

[@quasimototillthebreakofdaw8858]

Take it easy, take it easy borko with these uploads

[@intifadayuri]

Gun fights in The sopranos remind me a lot to that final scene in Taxi Driver. Pure rawness

[@supreme11272]

Thats the guy HBO, My Uncle Borko, The Guy I Go On KZbin For.

[@alvl99selby_78]

I've never actually noticed but when Chris is laying on the ground next to all the shell casings all of them are blanks lol

[@JoeMama-fl9fb]

That’s what casings look like after being fired lol

[@luckiestrex]

@@JoeMama-fl9fb they have crimp markings, they look like used blanks. That's what he was pointing out.

[@Alexa2z]

Chrissy best shot in the show hands down

[@NikolaAvramov]

Reported for cheating.

[@austinjimenez1699]

@@NikolaAvramov That nose of his...

[@danielghosn6529]

One of the best scenes in the whole show. Chrissy threw down on those vipers 😂 Tony was impressed.

[@2805jayman]

Heard Sean Gismonte got his brain splattered all over the dash trying to kill Christopher, wasn't much to clean up though heh heh heh heh.

[@neverdavenever]

I heard his whore got it in the chest too. Fuckin' silicone everywhere.

[@Jonbombs]

Christopher MultiShooty

[@neoforbesxo]

3:06 this gangsta ahh scene, I always loved the scenes where christopher was the BOSS

[@BonsaiBurner]

Never tell a mafia guy you definitely know and can prove he is in the mafia...

[@sweetsoftdog1105]

I kinda feel bad for how genuine Christopher’s response was here. He’s ready to chat with them.

[@EdwardRe6467]

The boy is Tony's student who ran away

[@jakeverson21]

"If you can keep your head while those around you...." BLAMP! BLAMP! BLAMP! BLAMP!

[@SR07_]

lmao Eugene saying very bad boys, like he's there teacher or something

[@blackcaesar1441]

🤣

[@TheOmegasVisage]

6:18 best voice of Superman right there

[@michigan102]

This comment section is already gold hahaha 😂

[@blackcaesar1441]

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@dende0216]

That nose served like a natural canopy, shielding Chrissie from the bullets. Shame he would've never passed the drug test.

[@LCsongor98]

lol I’ve never realised this before. Chris gets 9 out of 10 times headshot on his first bullet. Well, except that thing with the Vipers… but we don’t talk about that shit anymore.

[@ShasOSwoll]

Christopher got Last Stand

[@pompacy8196]

Four fucking headshots...

[@SaunKrystian]

He was protected by that natural canopy

[@natemarx4999]

Chris was proud of himself for hitting his target.

[@michaelthebarbarian3380]

I like the closeup of, what is clearly, blanks... 0:36

[@kelticpain]

Damn I never noticed that lol, but hey at least they actually used blanks and not that corny CGI muzzle flash bs in every movie being released today..

[@TORQ111]

@@kelticpainwell you can blame rust for that

[@artvandellay]

@@TORQ111The walking dead premiered over a decade before the rust incident and was well known for god awful CGI over non cycling weapons

[@TORQ111]

@@artvandellay don’t know about walking dead never watched it but I know a lot of movies have been off about using blanks or anything like that and just have been going straight cgi

[@ethanethanethawhipwhorp]

@@TORQ111who is bro talking to

[@Buford_T_Justice1]

The great Viper heist was a crowning moment of awesomeness.

[@TylerMcCaughey]

Tony and Chris stealing the wine was always hilarious to me🤣🤣🤣

[@juanrodriguez4137]

The nose improves his accuracy

[@pro_154]

"My father abandonded me..." "I thought he was shot....." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@VoodooDangerbird]

Damn, Chris is on a headshot streak.

[@Georg3Nada]

I love videos like this