The Sopranos - Junior Soprano's lawyer Harold Melvoin

[@GC-369]

I love how Junior goes along pretending as if he knew what his lawyer was talking about with the target letter

[@rosalind65yr]

no arteries are suppose to be clogged. Your blood is suppose to flow. Get a medical doctor report- Federal guidelines of course.

[@purplesword5536]

Borko shows no prior copyright violations since 2017, he's a veteran of the balkan wars..

[@borko1990]

Last copyright violation dates from January 21st 2019.

[@purplesword5536]

@@borko1990 put remote down on docking station..

[@borko1990]

@@purplesword5536 Universal Adam Chewy. Put him down on docking station.

[@adamchewy2284]

@@borko1990 " What are u hopped up on something ? "

[@adamchewy2284]

@@purplesword5536 " Mr..... U got a bone sticking out of your arm. "

[@borko1990]

Mink >>> Mel. Mel took more than 1 million $ for the trial and couldn't even get the grandpa Junior out from the house arrest for 6 years

[@2805jayman]

Almost as much as old fish lips rico trial 🤣

[@PhilLeotardosGhost]

I stood trial like a man. I did 20 f^&%in' years, not a peep.

[@Therion0184]

He's worth every fukkin cent

[@kimjongun1413]

@@PhilLeotardosGhost You made the the best grilled cheese on the radiator in the whole of the prison but you went through an awful of lot of tissue 👍

[@PhilLeotardosGhost]

@@kimjongun1413 I wanted to #$@% a woman and since I'm not a fanook like $#%&in' disgrace Vito, I compromised! I jacked off in a tissue instead. See where I'm goin'?

[@andrethomas7075]

Your Honour, I take offence to the characterisation of my client as a HBO copyright violator. Mr Borko has not been found guilty of anything, he is awaiting trial for alleged offences. With all due respect to KZbin’s medical facilities, in his condition Mr Borko has every right to pursue and upload the best possible Sopranos clips that he can afford.

[@reycodroid1177]

That's good shit dude🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@coenfilm]

Phil spent 20 years in the can is nothing. Borko spent three months on the lam hiding from the glorified crew of HBO paralegals.

[@OlYables]

He's never been in the Can, not really!@@coenfilm

[@AllThisOverASliceOfGabagool]

@@coenfilm He had to lamb chop it for a while but he's all good now 😁

[@cevdetcengiz9261]

Charles Schwab ova here

[@borko1990]

Corrado Soprano, Jr, was born in 1931. In which universe he can be a WWII veteran?

[@purplesword5536]

How many MIGS you shoot down borko..

[@borko1990]

@@purplesword5536 If someone gives you an actual sword, you'll probably try to fuck it.

[@purplesword5536]

@@borko1990 walt f**kin' Whitman ova here.

[@munky123jw]

He time travelled using the mythical nazi bell.

[@subunite]

Different times. Kids today lacks the standards of the elder generations. Corrado signed up when he was like 11.

[@darrenwendroff3441]

The part where the journalist makes him fall and then breaks the story of him falling is one of the best jokes in the entire series.

[@jesson3461]

9, no, 7 steps.

[@AllThisOverASliceOfGabagool]

I'm here at the intervention of Chris Moltisanti where he has done 9...no 12 steps of recovery.

[@Musso8771]

I'm here with with reputed mob boss Phil Leotardo, he has a couple a two, no a couple a three things to tell you.

[@nathanielwestermann]

@@AllThisOverASliceOfGabagoolWell, maybe he could take another coupla steps out the fuckin door so we could have some fun, eh?

[@cdr861532]

@@Musso8771 OHH OHHH Phil has just turned into a house and told us all to "GTFO of his stoop".

[@justinwilliams5253]

*Falls down steps* "Has he been shot?" gets me everytime...

[@lionsden5123]

“He got hit in the head by a boom”

[@lionsden5123]

@RidgeRunner Are you sure you saw it? Are you sure?

[@OlYables]

Did he fall seven steps or nine? Either it has meaning or no meaning!

[@mikeg2491]

Junior, JFK was 40 years ago!

[@hibbidyjibbidyy]

jr was a saint...he floated down

[@scottharman110]

Lol anyone else think Bobby kept that muffin basket for himself.

[@scottharman110]

@Isabel Beckerman lol probably choke on it

[@scottharman110]

@Isabel Beckerman lol, wouldn't he explode if he eats too much.

[@scottharman110]

@Isabel Beckerman lol, Vito would probably be snacking on some sausages.

[@scottharman110]

@Isabel Beckerman lol nothing against fat players because I happen to be a little chubby myself, but I bet Vito couldn't run far before he'd be down for the count. Either because he trips and falls or he's huffing and puffing heavily. Though on a side note I bet he's an ok guy if he's willing to be portrayed as a gay guy even if he's not in real life. Lots of pansies out there who think there manly but would fall apart if they were confronted by someone who's confident and content with themselves.

[@phillipstankey8881]

If they were White Castle burgers...Junior probably would have never even seen it

[@es9947]

Junior was a tough mob boss. It took a microphone from a cute reporter to bring him down. The problem with faking dementia is that sometimes it's hard to tell when the faking ends and the real dementia begins. Junior's case was dismissed, and Bobby got the muffin basket, so everyone was happy.

[@dewok2706]

Junior was stationed in the Kalahari desert during WW2. He combed that desert dry, he did. They called him "The Bushman" afterwards.

[@len8744]

lol!

[@JSWang-ii8kd]

there he negotiated with some desert people while holding his cock.

[@ublade82]

Fckin slander ask me

[@snowwalker9999]

The best show ever. The best actors. There will never be another one as good as this one. Yes and The Wire

[@freddy75050]

What about broko? Can we no open the books for him?

[@jimrockfish1875]

Watch The Wire

[@reycodroid1177]

100% AGREED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@RalphieMuskinyaar]

@@jimrockfish1875 not even close. I’ve watched it.

[@MrSPIDEY21]

The wire, The shield, breaking bad are all better imo

[@MarkyD1967]

$400K in legal fees to listen in on wire taps. A muffin basket sent to hospital room. It’s the least we can do. Literally….🤣

[@AI-di7ll]

​@@davesprague1542I hear Melvoin lives with his mudda'

[@red2977]

The muffins were probably a tax write off as a business expense 🤣

[@mattyboy999]

Carrado you didn’t get to the early bird special…

[@EP_mc]

@@red2977😂😂😂didn’t cost them shit

[@mikeg2491]

Service with a smile!

[@munky123jw]

Borko shows no copyright infringements since 1968.

[@effortlessawareness8778]

Hey Barney... Did Borko even exist?

[@jebprendergast101]

6:23 love that he answers with a “Yyyyello!”

[@Edis12121]

every irish ever, i am foreigner, but nearly all of them answer like that

[@angus6858]

1:41 "a few clogged arteries" that seems like one hell of a good fuckin' reason to be let out of prison for treatment

[@acat6145]

I mean it depends on the nature of the illness that could make it life threatening or benign

[@scottmatheson3346]

It's a really callous way of putting it, but no, no normal person is getting out of custody just because they have a few clogged arteries.

[@mikeg2491]

@@scottmatheson3346it won’t get you out of imprisonment but it’s a valid excuse to let someone out pre-trial.

[@Pochonesian]

Junior tried to play the dementia card in the early seasons. Livia also used to try and save her self. I love the irony that the disease literally came and bit him in the ass.

[@jjones9822]

Yeah but at the same time it kinda sucked because Junior had some of the best one liners and they took that wit away and made him a vegetable. Also, the dialogue between him and Livia is some of the best in the show. Top notch writing.

[@nathanielwestermann]

She has played the dementia card until it is WORN TO SHREDS

[@MrSluby]

The fact that borko is still uploading to this day. Godspeed my friend.

[@NKSVD831]

MrSluby he’s got a tremendous amount of moxie for a channel his size

[@bsp5689]

@@NKSVD831yeah and then what??He dies and I can’t even take over control of his profile.

[@effortlessawareness8778]

@7:11 look how stoked Bobby is wit that Muffin basket that Mel & his partners sent to Uncle June LOL

[@dannyc7227]

Corrado looking at the cutie reporter, that’s his problem.

[@jayr3381]

Bad taste, that was his problem.

[@scottmatheson3346]

A big ... boom mic, that was his problem.

[@dannyc7227]

@@scottmatheson3346, stairs and gravity, that was his problem.

[@adamchewy2284]

" Da F*^k ? What kind a likeness is that ? "

[@Supernova-lc2yf]

The profile picture 🤣😂😂😂

[@MikeinNJ]

400k for wiretapping experts but just a muffin basket “least we can do” 😂😂 kills me everytime

[@el34glo59]

😂

[@TheyAreHere2]

Working with the Tribe has its benefits and drawbacks.

[@eileenmaher2101]

I always liked when Junior called Tony 'my Little Nephew' It was truly loving and all that.

[@dimulaidari]

Tony Loved Junior,As Son and His Father😊

[@madhavtandon8093]

He loved Tony like a brother in law!

[@frippster]

"cazzata,malanga"

[@emmetpower3610]

9, no, 7 steps. Such a simple line from the reporter but amazingly funny.

[@thewolf2838]

Mikey looks like he's really enjoying that sandwich.

[@mikeg2491]

That’s how he got the nickname grab bag

[@thiagodeandrade7081]

If you can not enjoy a sandwich, what is the purpose of attaining success?

[@bungle3912]

$100 muffin basket after they take millions from Junior in lawyer fees. ‘It’s the least we could do’.

[@purplesword5536]

Borko that muffin basket from HBO they sent you it was the least they could do!!

[@gregoryillinivich5328]

You gonna make that same stupid joke everytime Borko loads a video up?

[@pauliegualtieri4314]

@@gregoryillinivich5328 Heh heh heh.... media.giphy.com/media/fuPRRtg27BtlQbqhLC/giphy.gif

[@huaijiutv]

I wish Melvoin could be there in court defending Borko on his trial vs HBO.

[@bigpaulie806]

The lawyers are bigger crooks than the gangsters

[@effortlessawareness8778]

Trials are expensive...lawyers are professionals. That’s never bin disputed by anyone

[@waseem7195]

@@effortlessawareness8778 400K tho . Lol

[@karamelapple8007]

@@effortlessawareness8778 look up online how lawyers can't find work because 80% of their job can be and is automated

[@JSon-yl1ty]

Too many law schools.

[@el34glo59]

They're smarter

[@richzito]

Junior has conversations for 40 or 50 seconds about root beer.

[@johnsmith8125]

Don Borkoleone would you consider doing a video about "those two guys"? All the times they botch hits or get blamed for stuff is incredibly humorous for me. Thanks again as always for the upload, I have developed a serious addiction to sopranos clips thanks to you.

[@borko1990]

Thank you I cant do that, sorry

[@johnsmith8125]

@@borko1990 I understand, who knows what they're gonna take the wrong way, but if it were years ago would I have to even ask? Joking mate any vids you post are gold please keep em coming.

[@ralphintheshadowrealm7002]

The dedication Junior had to making their dementia angle work. Even went as far as to shoot his nephew.

[@dylanquinlan247]

Borko was a term that was used by his friends, one of affection... one of respect.

[@bejoysen4468]

Interesting contrast between Junior and Johnny Sack's trials: Junior's making himself look weak in order to win the trial whereas Johnny Sack confesses to being part of the Mafia. He also doesn't wear glasses because they "make him look weak". Even though Johnny handles his trial with more dignity, his reputation suffers and his friends like Phil Leotardo are ashamed to have known him.

[@rong.2494]

To be fair, Phils estimation of John as a shinebox had dropped considerably by then.

[@kirkrehm9972]

Very allegorical, the sacred and the propane....

[@haroldbalzac6336]

These fucking parakeets in the comments.

[@SWIFTO_SCYTHE]

Tonys Lawyer Neil and Juniors lawyer Harold are amazing legal experts. And well played by their actors

[@timgraysontv]

9, nope 7 steps...

[@jeffevans3280]

Spends $1million at the lawyer. Gets a decent muffin basket. It all worked out

[@giorgiogazzola5972]

A video every time Tony yelled at and/or beat up Christafuh "The Constipated Owl" Moltisanti.

[@borko1990]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pXqXZqGQfZh8kJI kzbin.info/www/bejne/bHbbXqWajpl1ZqM

[@giorgiogazzola5972]

@@borko1990 Totally forgot about those videos, Don Borko.

[@borko1990]

@@giorgiogazzola5972 you have just been demoted to a mere associate mr Gazzola.

[@giorgiogazzola5972]

@@borko1990 You might run North KZbin but you don't run me! How many fuckin ow'uhs did I spend, tryin to take a grilled cheese shit in a napkin?!

[@jasayassa6065]

I read once that it's illegal to hold someone on house arrest for as long as he was held

[@HOTD108_]

That law you once read... Did it even really exist?

[@SouthJerseySam]

"Who had the pepper and eggs?" "Peppers and eggs? That's what I should've got..."

[@wpalmer16]

“He got hit with a boom” fucking hysterical

[@fernandoaispuro1819]

I love how Italians talk with their hands.

[@rustykuntz94]

There's also a clip of MEL for a brief second in the S5 "Test Dream" episode when that crowd gathers around when Tony B shoots Phil in the dream

[@seankelley5877]

“My daughter is addressing the Irish parliament. Abortion issues.” One of the most underrated lines in the series

[@kingconcerto5860]

Right? Who actually thinks to write that into a script?

[@aleksimyllymaki2617]

Why? What makes it good?

[@TheRealForgetfulElephant]

It seems so random but maybe it’s topical for what was happening in Ireland at that time idk

[@Th1sIsMyLegacy]

@@TheRealForgetfulElephantThere has never been an Irish parliament and abortion wasn’t properly addressed in the Irish political system until well over a decade after this episode aired, I’m lost too. Unless his daughter was pregnant with a child from a member of the Irish mob, idk.

[@TheRealForgetfulElephant]

@@Th1sIsMyLegacy okay, in other news Ireland is in a bad spot rn hope they overthrow that tyrannical government they got

[@jbot91]

🌷🌹🌻🌼 -Our condolences, the HBO department of copyright violations and restrictions

[@kingconcerto5860]

I love how quickly the judge goes the other way as soon as Melvoin tries to use the Jewish angle for his argument, lol.

[@LBF522]

Yes that was transparent and stupid.

[@SergioMendoza760]

Junior was a witty guy, love his “let me just stop paying taxes” line lol so good

[@barahng]

2:49 Never caught the subtlety of this line before. By "shared sorrow and biases" I believe he is referring to the Holocaust, since Melvoin and the judge are both Jewish. The judge did not like Corrado's comparison to Nazi Germany, since obviously a lot worse things than ankle monitors happened.

[@thenemoshow1]

Also Jr. Was Italian lol Italy was apart of the axis in WWII

[@haroldbalzac6336]

​@@thenemoshow1Until they werent.

[@mattmaccaronio5990]

Is it obvious

[@meztizo_americano86]

Junior wanted to make the Early Bird Special at Roy Rogers. He compromised and had Bobby pick up the Chili's 2 for $25

[@joeytrimble1558]

lmfao jr laying back with oxygen on lmfao that was god damn funny

[@chadchaddingtonflexington8415]

Might as well have made the judge's name Goldberg lmao

[@petepyeatt6909]

Come heavy or don’t come at all.

[@overdose-paradise]

90% of the men in this show come heavy to wherever they go

[@effortlessawareness8778]

@@overdose-paradise LOL

[@evyatarhadar8867]

You don't mean that.

[@charleshowie2074]

Say what you like about Alison Patt, she is very quick when it comes to counting steps.

[@jamesfeldman4234]

I woulda liked to have seen Harold Melvoin go head-to-head with Neil Mink.

[@coenfilm]

Bobby: This muffin basket from you and your partners. Mel: it’s the least we could do.

[@leonardobautista2647]

Nobody talks about how the lawyer sounds identical to George carlin

[@teddykgb3865]

Shocked that no one brought up suing the news station that owned the boom mic that hit him.

[@rodimusthetwiztid6834]

''HAS HE BEEN SHOT'' That is hilarious. They know DAMN well he wasnt shot

[@10s-d7j]

"It sounds like Nazi Germany to me." Lol! He says it with such conviction like it is in anyway similar.

[@mattmaccaronio5990]

Well it never happened so people should stop saying that

[@LordTalax]

@@mattmaccaronio5990 You never happened.

[@johnnymoondog9474]

He's a classier Saul Goodman

[@MarceloRomero360]

At 0:27 someone says " what the fuck". It's subliminal.

[@reggieprimus17]

The Junior courthouse stairs fall had me thinking about the Barzini murder scene in The Godfather

[@charleslanphier8094]

The lawyer has to ask permission to answer the phone in his own office

[@seandealy7432]

I wonder if he and his partners enjoyed his muffin baskets

[@keevinsworldyayasworld7887]

“Where reputed mob boss Corrodo Soprano just fell nine… no seven steps!” 🤣🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

[@coolbeanz1918]

i just remembered Harold Melvoin (Richard Portnow) played Dan "the man" Levitan in "Good Morning Vietnam" great Robin Williams movie.

[@efrainrodarte6395]

Seven minutes. It's not a Hawaiian vacation.

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

Bobby was eyeballing that muffin basket....

[@billallen6119]

Borko: Thank you counselor. We appreciate it. Me: Youre worth every fucking cent!

[@VinniePedi]

Giving that muffin basket as a gift...real class!

[@erniedraper8179]

Bobby was made and the muffin basket wasent. It had to sit there and take it

[@russsnyder2026]

I always thought his first name was Mel and last name Voin lol

[@pennystocklocks]

Yeah I just learned this now

[@liltrue8420]

The correction from 9 steps to 7 was priceless 😂

[@miaouew]

"This is my office." - Junior

[@Cwho9ss]

You’re like a Fox, with a varsity letterman jacket my little nephew

[@b.g.3073]

Junior with that head tilted back in the judge's office. Lololllll

[@michaelagnew7493]

Junior: What is it with you and these power trips? Tony: What the fuck are you talking about?

[@playlover9680]

“That’s cost a fortune” -alleged boss of new-jersey mob family

[@j2times2006]

HBO: Borko?? Bokro: hey guys HBO: F*** You Doin!!? Borko: it's a joke. I'm here uploading clips it's ok HBO: You think so?

[@rydawg7629]

Suddenly I'm craving a pepper and eggs sub

[@douglaswilke8582]

An Italian and an Irishman ( or Jew?) arguing with a Jew.There's a joke here somewhere, and I don't think it's involving cataracts.

[@kylewatson4900]

This, when he sings at the restaurant, and how mad he got at the court sketch artist made him a fav for me lol

[@johnlewisbrooks]

There was nothing we could do. Bobby was a made guy and the muffin basket wasn't. Some Sara Lee bullshit😅😅😅

[@BlaccSuave]

Yeah yeah Wrigley Fucc'n Field 400,000 Gotdamn!! Being a Junior Varsity Mob Boss is expensive!

[@adamchewy2284]

Small hands. That's your problem.

[@BlaccSuave]

@@adamchewy2284 Son of a Bitch!! Didnt I tell U not 2 say tht??!!??

[@borko1990]

@@BlaccSuave he also took another 400.000 from Junior in 2002

[@BlaccSuave]

@@borko1990 how so?

[@borko1990]

@@BlaccSuave This is a quote from season 4 episode 1: So, what'd you wanna see me about? - My trial starts a week from Tuesday. - You'll beat it. - Melvoin's good. - We have to change our arrangement. Which arrangement is that? These fucking lawyers are taking my internal organs. $1 million for this trial, Melvoin and Hirshorn are charging. Read more: www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/view_episode_scripts.php?tv-show=the-sopranos&episode=s04e01

[@digdugdat2847]

Let me tell you a couple of three things: I wanted green jello, I compromised: I took the red jello instead. I wanted drink some orange juice, but I compromised: I took the off-brand Sunny D. You see where I'm going?

[@LuckyDT]

Sausage and peppers? That’s what I shoulda had...

[@purplesword5536]

Peppers and eggs..

[@LuckyDT]

Purple Sword 5 Why you gotta upstage me like that?

[@LuckyDT]

Purple Sword 5 Took all the air out of my comment.

[@purplesword5536]

@@LuckyDT sauseech a buon..

[@MM-qi5mk]

Borko , do you show up like Junior for KZbin copyright strike hearings ?😷

[@donniestellmaker9010]

Old man Bacala would never come here but Uncle Junior knows Mel's office like the back of his hand.

[@robertebert3641]

The lawyer made out in this one lol

[@Thomas.Bolleiro]

Till this episode I had no idea that a sandwich can consist of peppers and eggs

[@bookbm]

Yep, especially in the NJ/NY area

[@danielhurley7018]

Lol, they're watching NASCAR @ Martinsville Speedway @ 6:33.

[@DreamRydeMusic]

Imagine if Paul Rubens played the Lawyer?

[@theforeverpuddle8754]

Yeah yeah, wrigley fucking field. Lol!

[@lifeline3067]

I can’t wait till I can get a muffin basket of choice

[@4500KneeGrow]

Sounds like nazi Germany to me

[@ac1dP1nk]

Bobby achieving one of his life goals holding that basket there

[@YD-uq5fi]

Corrado sold that fake bump and tumble down the stairs with the skill of an elderly Ric Flair.

[@MYPLAYLIST247]

Melvoin was handsome like George Raft

[@717treyday]

“He got hit in the head by a boom” 😂🤣🤣

[@MariaHeredia-dw4id]

Eating jello baked watching Junior eat jello too!🤣👌

[@chrisxavier3147]

"A few clogged arteries" - nothing to worry about!

[@chrisjulian886]

4:42 Mel: oh god dam that’s tony soprano sitting on my desk.