The Sopranos - Tony Blundetto Wants To Be Masseuse

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Tony B tells Tony S he doesn't want back into the mob and wants to be a massage therapist.

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@worstcaseontario12
@worstcaseontario12 4 жыл бұрын
I cannot wrap my head around the concept of that open toilet...
@Rutherford_Inchworm_III
@Rutherford_Inchworm_III 4 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't be a dive strip joint in Jersey without it. I bet the tile is speckled with old pieces of vomit, too.
@Gdog4430
@Gdog4430 4 жыл бұрын
@@Rutherford_Inchworm_III whats a dive strip joint without vomit, shit and cum on the tiles?
@thedangerwich5476
@thedangerwich5476 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@xXxSPADExXx0
@xXxSPADExXx0 4 жыл бұрын
DEATH TO THE LEFT
@Ammoniumbicarbonat
@Ammoniumbicarbonat 4 жыл бұрын
Keith Christie I just cut a hole in the seat of my recliner chair, makes toilet breaks much easier while watching sports
@wjatube
@wjatube 4 жыл бұрын
There is no man on the face of this earth that I am comfortable with to drop a deuce in front of.
@nuckymancini7013
@nuckymancini7013 4 жыл бұрын
U wont do well @jail then
@wjatube
@wjatube 4 жыл бұрын
@@nuckymancini7013 they'll never take me alive.
@joshschaeffer3300
@joshschaeffer3300 4 жыл бұрын
So you would kill or be killed to avoid a couple months?
@quincylee2276
@quincylee2276 4 жыл бұрын
Josh Schaeffer nah, he’d probably just not commit a crime
@Rutherford_Inchworm_III
@Rutherford_Inchworm_III 4 жыл бұрын
Simple truth of the matter is that nobody enjoys being around somebody else who's taking a shit. The only times they force you to tolerate that is in the military and in jail, and that's specifically to fuck with you.
@UnoriginallyInclined
@UnoriginallyInclined 9 жыл бұрын
Lol I love Tony trying to understand where the law-breaking is
@kurtiskaskowski5386
@kurtiskaskowski5386 6 жыл бұрын
UnoriginallyInclined lol
@neil2905
@neil2905 6 жыл бұрын
UnoriginallyInclined 😁
@IRISHBUTCHER
@IRISHBUTCHER 5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@buffaloshrimp4520
@buffaloshrimp4520 3 жыл бұрын
It’s is kinda dumb for tony B to come to his mob connects for “regular work” it’s like quitting alcohol and taking a job bar tending... not impossible but def bad idea
@elmerofairo
@elmerofairo 2 жыл бұрын
@@buffaloshrimp4520 tbf mob guys have a lot of connections in legit business (through crime), it's very common for them to get relatives and friends jobs. Tony B was unfortunate to have a bad cousin
@MegaMeco2
@MegaMeco2 2 жыл бұрын
Tony is a true sociopath. To the non viewer it seems like he is really trying to help his cousin but to the person who actually watches the show, they know that Tony is actually just trying to find ways for Tony Egg to be useful to him.
@aegonbreakspear9102
@aegonbreakspear9102 2 жыл бұрын
The life of a boss. A boss is always a sociopath, how can he or she not be. They have to utilise the social construct and push the constraints, in order to lead. And they are always deemed selfish but have to put the organisation first. Tony would want nothing more than to love and help his cousin, yet being a boss. He has to see his uses over the useless construct of human love.
@Nile15rush_fj
@Nile15rush_fj 2 жыл бұрын
Being a sociopath is the only way you can get a gang of murderers to listen to you
@shmok3y
@shmok3y 2 жыл бұрын
@Eli Lis yeah ill take an egg, bobby make us a couple eggs
@Eddy0000zzzz
@Eddy0000zzzz 2 жыл бұрын
@@aegonbreakspear9102 She? mafia boss position is 99% men, fuck of with that feminist shit
@ianaspinall7948
@ianaspinall7948 2 жыл бұрын
Recruiting animal blundetto would have been a good addition to Tony's sub species
@harryb12993
@harryb12993 4 жыл бұрын
Noone but Tony B could have gotten away with that joke
@SiccDeville
@SiccDeville 4 жыл бұрын
i think Artie would get away with it too.
@geedee1264
@geedee1264 4 жыл бұрын
He pulls him up about it later so he didnt quite
@gwg245
@gwg245 3 жыл бұрын
Tony B and Artie that’s it
@jacksonquinn8744
@jacksonquinn8744 2 жыл бұрын
@@geedee1264 I think the catalyst for that was the waking up on the wrong side of the bed joke. Maybe Tony would've confronted this one way of the other but I feel that last joke at Satriel's was the last straw
@HeisenbergTheFirst
@HeisenbergTheFirst Жыл бұрын
Mmmmboy are you right!
@DB-fn3fz
@DB-fn3fz 5 жыл бұрын
0:00 “I can't be seen like this anymore. It's undignifying"
@colonelbuendias
@colonelbuendias 5 жыл бұрын
I'll give you undignified. Go fuck youself.
@wjatube
@wjatube 4 жыл бұрын
Awesome, underrated comment.
@unnamed2000
@unnamed2000 4 жыл бұрын
@@colonelbuendias It's my fucking cousin
@boycemark6470
@boycemark6470 3 жыл бұрын
Whatever happened there...
@jshepard152
@jshepard152 3 жыл бұрын
@@unnamed2000 Phil's gonna do it. He'll do it his way.
@doyltruddy902
@doyltruddy902 7 жыл бұрын
He gets reformed and Tony wants to corrupt him
@thedangerwich5476
@thedangerwich5476 4 жыл бұрын
Exactamundo. Tony hates when people try and better themselves.
@elementengine
@elementengine 3 жыл бұрын
Was never reformed to begin with. He falls right back into it naturally.
@jacksonquinn8744
@jacksonquinn8744 2 жыл бұрын
Well that's the thing with the mafia. There is no retirement unless you are given such permission by your superior(s). Anybody who took the oath and think one day they can opt out...what in the hell did they think they were getting into?
@HeisenbergTheFirst
@HeisenbergTheFirst Жыл бұрын
@@thedangerwich5476 the dinner scene with Janice and Bobby was a very good example
@cnote2458
@cnote2458 Жыл бұрын
​@@jacksonquinn8744 the thing is with Tony is not just about business. He kept pushing Christopher to get back on the wagon after he fought tooth and nail to get clean. He hates it when he looks at friends and sees they are more together then he is. He sociopathic tendencies show the only way he can be truly happy. Is when other people are miserable. A scene with Tony and Beansie I take a diffrent point of view then everyone else. The conversation implying tony is considering on tacking Paulie out. But Beansie says to Tony his lonely and tony is all his really got. And people think Tony felt sympathy for Paulie in the end. Which it might be. But I think Tony saw it as Paulie is pretty pathetic so next to him his life seem much better of and to stroke his ego. Just my opinion but I think we can all agree Tony even though we route for him the whole series. He is the biggest narcissist in the series. But Gandolfini was so nice and such a good actor. Remember watching him in true romance and knew he was going to be a star. As you really hated him and he only had about 5 minutes screen time in that.
@123TauruZ321
@123TauruZ321 6 жыл бұрын
Junior was always right about every character he described. Very early in Season 1 he said about Christopher: "Moltisanti is a fucking loose cannon!!" He also said about Tony B :"Fucking weirdo you ask me!"
@faisalkamal4319
@faisalkamal4319 2 жыл бұрын
And Janice too
@michaelsanchez3570
@michaelsanchez3570 2 жыл бұрын
YOU MEAN TONY EGG
@faisalkamal4319
@faisalkamal4319 2 жыл бұрын
@@michaelsanchez3570 tony egg tony b
@datniggaeazye.5968
@datniggaeazye.5968 10 ай бұрын
how was he a weirdo
@Moltisantiproductions
@Moltisantiproductions 8 ай бұрын
He called Johnny a greedy fuck too
@jakep1979
@jakep1979 9 жыл бұрын
Seriously I think Tony could have set his cousin up with a much more easier and comfortable legit job but I think he stuck him with a hard nosed no nonsense Korean guy in hopes that Tony B would just say "fuck this honest living and meagre pay!" and returned to his old ways.
@ronoccc
@ronoccc 8 жыл бұрын
+jakep1979 never thought of it that way actually.... you could be right!
@JamesJohnson-nm5pu
@JamesJohnson-nm5pu 7 жыл бұрын
Defo possible.
@dd.4910
@dd.4910 7 жыл бұрын
So, what, KIm partnering up with him was unexpected then?
@jakep1979
@jakep1979 7 жыл бұрын
D D yes it was unexpected, the story line is a bit fucked up. They both hated each other so why go in business together?! fucking idiots.
@dd.4910
@dd.4910 7 жыл бұрын
I disagree. Kim began to trust Tony B but Tony B started sliding into the gambling and late nights. This is what tired him out that was why he was pissed and hit Kim. What the Sopranos creators were trying to say was that no matter what chances these gangsters have of going straight their old lives will always come back and instinctively bring them back.
@clayp72
@clayp72 12 жыл бұрын
Blundetto really screwed the pooch. Taking Angelo's death personally instead of an act of war. With Tony's growing distrust of Paulie and Christopher, Tony B. could've eventually become Underboss easily. On a side note, Only Johnny Sack could look cool and badass taking a dump.
@TheDipset1233
@TheDipset1233 4 жыл бұрын
tony b never saw it the way tony did. and you know what's funny? the war with new york happened anyways so it literally made no difference. he should have backed his cousin up.
@ibramblebush
@ibramblebush 4 жыл бұрын
@Foe Nem Not really, Billy was a soldier Philly was a captain. If Tony B had killed Philly Johnny Sack would have no choice but to wipe Jersey off the map, friendship with Tony or no, he would HAVE to go to war.
@brando2066
@brando2066 4 жыл бұрын
clayp72 and al Capone in boardwalk empire can look badass taking a dump kzbin.info/www/bejne/p32uoJuZnqqpmas
@MobHeataEnt
@MobHeataEnt 4 жыл бұрын
Was Tony B. even made?
@hussel7802
@hussel7802 4 жыл бұрын
Nope
@jabronicamel1957
@jabronicamel1957 6 жыл бұрын
Sack taking a dump.
@nuckymancini7013
@nuckymancini7013 5 жыл бұрын
Like@Boss
@RecoilCDS
@RecoilCDS 5 жыл бұрын
Kilo Byte it’s so you can’t do drugs and fuck.
@YaowBucketHEAD
@YaowBucketHEAD 4 жыл бұрын
Fuck it. Everyone poops. Well, except for Kim Jong Il. Supposedly that guy never pooped since he was above fecal matter.
@Snarkythecat
@Snarkythecat 4 жыл бұрын
Kilo Byte I always thought that was supposed to be a staff bathroom in the back or something.
@axis7879
@axis7879 4 жыл бұрын
"U sack of shit"
@j.g.bloodworth9837
@j.g.bloodworth9837 7 жыл бұрын
that suit needs to stay in 1985.
@QueenFan12
@QueenFan12 4 жыл бұрын
Anything from the 80s needs to stay in the 80s.
@indigoali5612
@indigoali5612 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣Blundetto’s suit
@TashTasha3
@TashTasha3 4 жыл бұрын
Miami Vice was the Shit back then.
@nuckymancini7013
@nuckymancini7013 4 жыл бұрын
Lol he just doesnt fill it out (*or make any real legitimate attempt 2
@neilgerace355
@neilgerace355 4 жыл бұрын
Especially without a tie.
@64savageshoota52
@64savageshoota52 5 жыл бұрын
“You don’t make fun of me!” -5 year old Tony.
@phil8888
@phil8888 12 жыл бұрын
why is that toilet right out in the open???
@toplel1860
@toplel1860 Жыл бұрын
Because its undignified to not be looking at each other while at a sit down 😂
@Ubbooo
@Ubbooo 4 жыл бұрын
2:15 The look on Tony's face is priceless
@JohnDoeTheGoodGuy
@JohnDoeTheGoodGuy 8 жыл бұрын
0:50 It would've been hilarious if Albert Barese repeated that from where he was sitting.
@andymoore9892
@andymoore9892 8 жыл бұрын
+John Doe Wouldn't it have been hilarious if Albert Barese repeated that from where he was sitting.?
@JohnDoeTheGoodGuy
@JohnDoeTheGoodGuy 8 жыл бұрын
Andy Moore I'm sure it would've been hilarious if Albert Barese repeated that from where he was sitting.
@xjusticex2013x
@xjusticex2013x 7 жыл бұрын
One of the trucks.
@dd.4910
@dd.4910 6 жыл бұрын
Some people are out there stuffing themselves.....
@BlaccSuave
@BlaccSuave 6 жыл бұрын
Gnna go get the papers,get the papers
@betrousaltaweel
@betrousaltaweel 8 жыл бұрын
The diner in this scene is replicated in GTA 4. The diner under the expressway in south Alderney (Jersey) looks identical to this one.
@legiohistoria6078
@legiohistoria6078 8 жыл бұрын
You have a good memory !
@connorellis34
@connorellis34 7 жыл бұрын
ben1349 great bit of info that.
@oscarc649
@oscarc649 7 жыл бұрын
ben1349 I found Satriales the other day while playing it again. Not far from that diner
@theeverchosen1504
@theeverchosen1504 5 жыл бұрын
Jimmy pegerino is like a junior and Tony rolled into one person
@coolguy02536
@coolguy02536 4 жыл бұрын
@@theeverchosen1504 and Paulie
@BigMoney23223
@BigMoney23223 Жыл бұрын
Man I was really rooting for Tony B to get his business up and running, he really deserved the life he dreamed of getting
@el_fucko
@el_fucko Жыл бұрын
Such a shame he changed his mind and instead decided to get everyone killed...
@HiHungryIamDad
@HiHungryIamDad Жыл бұрын
Just when I thought I was out they pull me back in!
@ronoccc
@ronoccc Жыл бұрын
he was evil too remember, killed the woman Joey Peep was with, an innocent
@Fronverjl
@Fronverjl Жыл бұрын
​@@HiHungryIamDadFeech moment
@MultiMrMiles
@MultiMrMiles 8 жыл бұрын
one of the less stylish moments of J sack, none the less, his shirt and overall style can take this in the end...cause he rules!
@rustykuntz94
@rustykuntz94 6 жыл бұрын
MultiMrMiles Even on the can Johnny’s smoking the cigs, no wonder he got cancer.
@GuerreroDelInfo
@GuerreroDelInfo 6 жыл бұрын
MultiMrMiles he still stole the scene
@fort809
@fort809 3 жыл бұрын
@@rustykuntz94 I honest to God don’t think there’s a scene in the show where Jonny isn’t smoking. Maybe one of the ones where he’s eating
@JamesJohnson-nm5pu
@JamesJohnson-nm5pu 7 жыл бұрын
"Hmm boy you fat" Albert's face in the background
@terranman4702
@terranman4702 4 жыл бұрын
...Killer mode
@whatsgoingon07
@whatsgoingon07 2 жыл бұрын
Tony B: “I’m gonna be a licensed massage therapist” Tony S: 🥴🥴🥴
@remeyrune6009
@remeyrune6009 6 жыл бұрын
The look of disgust on Tony S face when Tony B says he wants to get a real job, have a real life, not in the mob. Like there is nothing else eh?
@trymefatso5813
@trymefatso5813 4 жыл бұрын
James Gandolfini, in my opinion, when you realize that he talks nothing like T Soprano along with not being pretty much at all alike with t sopranos character...i think he was easily 1 of the best actors to ever live. Jack Nicholson is considered to be a legend and I agree, but I consider gandolfini to be a more talented actor in 100% honesty-nothing to do with anything but talent.
@stellarhyme3
@stellarhyme3 2 жыл бұрын
James is a great character actor Jack is a great actor period. Character actors can play weird little characters like Tony. James always played tough guys too so Tony wasn’t much of a stretch but he did nail it.
@rsmith7994
@rsmith7994 3 жыл бұрын
“Not a masseur. I’m going to be a Licensed Massage Therapist. Nothin like being in the can to learn how to ease another man’s tensions. Think of all the $ I can make giving happy endings! And because I’ll be licensed, it’s legit!” Proof right there that Tony B had an IQ of 158. His insight into how to earn was uncanny, almost divinely-inspired even...
@qsprimalaccuracy9709
@qsprimalaccuracy9709 3 жыл бұрын
"So, you wanna run a massage parlour?" "No, I want to be a licensed massage therapist" "That's what I said. You want to run a massage parlour"
@faisalkamal4319
@faisalkamal4319 2 жыл бұрын
@@cactusmalone I believe on paper both are massage parlors
@joemckim1183
@joemckim1183 4 жыл бұрын
Tony's guy at the DMV, I wish they did more with him.
@Dots.000
@Dots.000 3 жыл бұрын
What does Tony S mean by that? Tony B will get a fake drivers license?
@mitch4527
@mitch4527 2 жыл бұрын
Love it when Tony saw Tony B giving massages in the back of Satriale’s and told this “this is a business, not fucking Jack LaLanne’s!”
@zackthemack
@zackthemack 9 жыл бұрын
who else wanted to hear more about the "airbag thing"? lmao
@aroveranalysis9978
@aroveranalysis9978 6 жыл бұрын
Zacc Xav they take out airbags and sell them back to car companies
@donhashemdh
@donhashemdh 6 жыл бұрын
just search for tony egg
@dd.4910
@dd.4910 5 жыл бұрын
@@donhashemdh well said, that Tony egg scene with feech being explained the airbag thing was gold....brave new world
@nuckymancini7013
@nuckymancini7013 5 жыл бұрын
I+ sounded like the gravy was good!?!
@Shaythe
@Shaythe 2 жыл бұрын
The take undeployed airbags and sell em back to the companies…top dollar.
@cardboardcat1515
@cardboardcat1515 7 жыл бұрын
jesus christ tony b's jacket is too god damned big for him
@JamesJohnson-nm5pu
@JamesJohnson-nm5pu 7 жыл бұрын
It's that 80's Miami Vice style
@kurtiskaskowski5386
@kurtiskaskowski5386 6 жыл бұрын
That definitely was the 80s style, oversized blazers with big shoulder pads
@ericwilliams398
@ericwilliams398 6 жыл бұрын
Christ imagine Tony S. jackets from 15 years ago? Not sure if they’d fit. RIP James
@thatpart
@thatpart 5 жыл бұрын
Look, fellas. It's *the jacket* ! Took it off Rocco DiMeo
@nuckymancini7013
@nuckymancini7013 5 жыл бұрын
Cocksucka had @reputation for being the toughest shinebox in north jersey
@robertwhitley6233
@robertwhitley6233 7 жыл бұрын
Tony B : "Wow,thanks.You're the best.If there's anything i can do to completely fuck up your life please let me know"
@kendallj8481
@kendallj8481 4 жыл бұрын
😆
@glravna
@glravna 9 жыл бұрын
2:19, my face when Germany was up 5-0 over Brazil before 30mins were played.
@texasB666
@texasB666 9 жыл бұрын
Glenn Johan LoL. Thats the face i pull everytime i see Nicolas Cage.
@jakep1979
@jakep1979 7 жыл бұрын
Glenn Johan 7-1 never forget!!
@michaeljacobs6151
@michaeljacobs6151 7 жыл бұрын
Glenn Johan Americans don't get this. please keep it that way
@idzoavitsi4211
@idzoavitsi4211 6 жыл бұрын
im american, this is a football joke right?
@dd.4910
@dd.4910 6 жыл бұрын
yes, and of course it's ok to ask, for in the UK american means "slow witted and poorly educated". Hope that helped sir
@bmillerdrums
@bmillerdrums 10 жыл бұрын
I never understood the people that sit on the toilet for an extended period of time.. Me im in and out like a robbery. I've heard people that sit down and fucking read an entire section of the new york times before they actually go. Fuckin bizarre
@YD-uq5fi
@YD-uq5fi 9 жыл бұрын
bmillerdrums There is no fiber in the typical mafia diet... Just meat and simple white-flour carbs.
@carbonbonds3019
@carbonbonds3019 9 жыл бұрын
toad g me taking a shit is the only fucking time i can find some peace and quiet so i will stay for as long as i can lol
@bmillerdrums
@bmillerdrums 9 жыл бұрын
Carbon Bonds I can dig that
@jottaz144
@jottaz144 8 жыл бұрын
+bmillerdrums I once finished resident evil 3 in one go while sitting at the throne
@Snarkythecat
@Snarkythecat 8 жыл бұрын
+jottaz1 damn, the minute that Nemesis jumped through the window, I would've been done shitting right then
@nizzageorge1348
@nizzageorge1348 8 жыл бұрын
Tony b had brain's and ball's and he could have been a boss, but he let his pride get in the way.
@maxfieldnuckels9075
@maxfieldnuckels9075 6 жыл бұрын
Nizza george he was a paradox: a genius and an idiot at the same time
@123TauruZ321
@123TauruZ321 6 жыл бұрын
Like all Sagittarians.
@Potatoshaneko
@Potatoshaneko 5 жыл бұрын
@C S Not if you're a Eunuch, you only have brains and even then, that's debatable. xD
@daniellee1722
@daniellee1722 5 жыл бұрын
He should’ve opened his massage place then launder money for Tony. Then he wouldn’t have been so desperate to make a name for himself with New York and fuck things up
@HotBoxTrucking
@HotBoxTrucking 5 жыл бұрын
trapper joe over here
@Hipcubbiesfan80
@Hipcubbiesfan80 10 жыл бұрын
*In a sarcastic tone* "I was touched by that funeral the other day, a real heart grabber" lol the dialogue and acting on this show was genius.
@agu003
@agu003 6 жыл бұрын
Do we have the same last nene ?
@jerry85g7
@jerry85g7 5 жыл бұрын
@@agu003 Yeah....Pussy
@mojohal879
@mojohal879 6 жыл бұрын
What mobster comes out of prison after 15 years & says I wanna be a masseuse.😁
@nuckymancini7013
@nuckymancini7013 5 жыл бұрын
Long John Silver Maybe?!?...
@wjatube
@wjatube 4 жыл бұрын
From the same writers that had one of them go down on a construction guy.
@coolguy02536
@coolguy02536 4 жыл бұрын
someone that doesn't want to go back to jail
@Gameprojordan
@Gameprojordan 4 жыл бұрын
did you not hear the whole story about how he was doing massage related recovery work for patients in the prison hospital? he probably got assigned that as a prison job and he ended up being interested in it, like he said he was in prison for 15 years, not like he could focus on being a mobster inside there, and he wasn't some high level boss like phil leotardo who could still talk to and make plans with his underlings from the outside when they came to visit him, tony B was just a low level mobster
@rebeccawest1912
@rebeccawest1912 3 жыл бұрын
@@Gameprojordan Good point.
@neil2905
@neil2905 4 жыл бұрын
"Hiya doin', I'm here for my driver's license?" *piano wire around the neck from behind.
@thestranger4812
@thestranger4812 11 жыл бұрын
That is one fucked up toilet in the beginning. Why isn't there a door?
@dd.4910
@dd.4910 6 жыл бұрын
So they could film the scene there.
@123TauruZ321
@123TauruZ321 6 жыл бұрын
"Fucked up toilet" ^^ hahahaha, i must remember that one!!!!!
@luisvilla799
@luisvilla799 5 жыл бұрын
@Daniel Treadwell awesome fucking story thats one to tell at the dinner table lol
@TeamBob
@TeamBob 5 жыл бұрын
Daniel Treadwell LOL!!
@acolddarkgentlebruh8205
@acolddarkgentlebruh8205 4 жыл бұрын
They shit together like the Romans, Ralph would approve.
@ThatChampion
@ThatChampion 3 жыл бұрын
A don doesn’t wear pants
@Dots.000
@Dots.000 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@svenskakrigare9543
@svenskakrigare9543 5 жыл бұрын
We all rooted for Tony B to make it legitimately. Then he fucked his whole career in 2 minutes when he beat up Cho or whatever his name was
@SuperGreatSphinx
@SuperGreatSphinx 4 жыл бұрын
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Blundetto
@woddlyoats
@woddlyoats 4 ай бұрын
To be fair he was falsely accused of stealing this guys work trucks and has to suck up to him for the rest of his life busting his balls painting the office while the Korean dude walking in late and night and say they are opening in 3 days.
@justinhopper5941
@justinhopper5941 5 жыл бұрын
Johnny sack the only guy who look like more of a gangster when shitting
@SuperGreatSphinx
@SuperGreatSphinx 4 жыл бұрын
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gangster
@japaras
@japaras 4 жыл бұрын
I'm trying really hard to find the sopranos clip with Johnny Sack in it, where he's not smoking.
@masterzombie161
@masterzombie161 3 жыл бұрын
Tony B had a lot going for him, yet he ruined it by having no self control much like his cousin.
@Onmysheet
@Onmysheet 5 жыл бұрын
The look he gives Tony B at the end. "Seriously"
@JamesJohnson-nm5pu
@JamesJohnson-nm5pu 11 жыл бұрын
Paulie and Vito's face when Tony B says "boy are you fat" is classic.
@Blackmetaljulian
@Blackmetaljulian 3 жыл бұрын
Johnny Sack looks like a badass even when he’s taking a shit and smoking a cigarette.
@Blackmetaljulian
@Blackmetaljulian 3 жыл бұрын
little did they know he has massive diarrhea and the cigarette was just to cover up the smell.
@Septiviumexe
@Septiviumexe 10 жыл бұрын
Wess coal well hahaha
@CTelKing
@CTelKing 6 жыл бұрын
West-Cald-Well
@Preylo
@Preylo 4 жыл бұрын
For a guy with a high IQ it sure took him really long to get his associates
@Ammoniumbicarbonat
@Ammoniumbicarbonat 4 жыл бұрын
In prison you have to work and do other things for most of the day, so it’s possible that’s just how long it’d take for anyone to study and take exams
@xavierann5222
@xavierann5222 5 жыл бұрын
0:44 "BOOOOOY youuu FAT!!!!" I literally had to pause the video after that😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Snarkythecat
@Snarkythecat 4 жыл бұрын
He went to prison in the 80s. Those are the clothes he had when he went away. He lost touch with modern style. Same thing with Richie and the jaaacket.
@bumi5892
@bumi5892 2 жыл бұрын
1:04 I really like that vibe of morning, they choose a really cool place to breakfast . probably everybody going to work and these two gangsters ready to eat something and go to sleep
@chloedog47
@chloedog47 6 жыл бұрын
WEST CALDWELL
@funkymunky
@funkymunky 4 жыл бұрын
Wai you try to puck me rike dis?
@jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj178
@jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj178 4 жыл бұрын
A masseuse is a woman. Tony B wants to be a masseur.
@trymefatso5813
@trymefatso5813 4 жыл бұрын
Tony shouldn't have totally let the fat joke slide cuz it's still disrespectful of his weight, a crowded bar in front of his subordinates...not the time for Tony b to make that joke. Tony wasn't sure at 1st- I love that look with the, "what'd you say?"
@wiglafsfilms8418
@wiglafsfilms8418 4 жыл бұрын
Keep watching the clips; trust me .. he "chestized" Tony B for that remark.
@shrapnel77
@shrapnel77 4 жыл бұрын
Taking a dump at a slimy strip club with no door is an awful away game. Like playing the Packers in Green Bay in January when it is 10 below zero.
@kenrivers9757
@kenrivers9757 3 жыл бұрын
Only Tony Soprano....hey tony i don't have a pilot license...Tony:ok go see my guy at the FAA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@erichhartmann9797
@erichhartmann9797 3 жыл бұрын
How come NOBODY can get this right? MASSEUR! MASSEUR! MASSEUR! MASSEUSE IS A WOMAN.
@drrayl
@drrayl 3 жыл бұрын
Tony’s guy at the dmv never was a varsity athlete
@prodbycinder
@prodbycinder 2 жыл бұрын
Crazy to think Blundetto is literally hugging his own killer in this scene
@billybrand9976
@billybrand9976 Жыл бұрын
Bro a few episodes later at Joe Peeps funeral Tony B his killer and Rusty and Angelo who ordered the hit are in attendance. That’s a special kind of wicked.
@commentsCONTENTteeShirts
@commentsCONTENTteeShirts 4 жыл бұрын
2:00 When u finally graduate junior college
@colonelbuendias
@colonelbuendias 5 жыл бұрын
Johnny, I don't think you should sit on a public toilet like that. STDs!
@SuperGreatSphinx
@SuperGreatSphinx 4 жыл бұрын
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexually_transmitted_infection
@andrewvelonis5940
@andrewvelonis5940 4 жыл бұрын
Not "masseuse", "Licensed Massage Therapist". There's a difference. If that's too much for you to handle, you could use the term "masseur"
@sbakernyc5761
@sbakernyc5761 11 ай бұрын
WHY IS THERE NOT A DOOR ON THE STALL?? How arebu expected to take bumps in peace?!?!
@joemckim1183
@joemckim1183 5 жыл бұрын
That's a terrible bathroom, no door on the shutter.
@thedangerwich5476
@thedangerwich5476 4 жыл бұрын
Shitter?
@D-Paramountcy
@D-Paramountcy Жыл бұрын
I can’t even say his name
@Alxmir23
@Alxmir23 8 жыл бұрын
masseuse is feminine,for a male its masseur
@runcalma
@runcalma 6 жыл бұрын
pretty sure tony b is wearing the same suit he had on in the news clip
@davefreckleton7962
@davefreckleton7962 4 жыл бұрын
At least Johnny made it off the toilet .he got alot further then gigi did
@Whiteboykun
@Whiteboykun 2 жыл бұрын
Cancer
@faisalkamal4319
@faisalkamal4319 2 жыл бұрын
And became boss
@snoopy22560
@snoopy22560 7 жыл бұрын
After seeing John shit like that, my estimation of him being a man just fucking plummeted!
@TheKingTywinLannister
@TheKingTywinLannister 6 жыл бұрын
snoopy22560 hahahahahahahahha. Goodone
@TACT1LE
@TACT1LE 4 жыл бұрын
Talking to Johnny while he's smoking on the shitter 😂😂😭
@faisalkamal4319
@faisalkamal4319 2 жыл бұрын
It's undignified
@StepUpMedia039
@StepUpMedia039 8 ай бұрын
Hits that nicotine. It's a natural laxative.
@johnkayz7137
@johnkayz7137 3 жыл бұрын
lol Johnny Sac taking a shit... I never thought it was him but there he is...pants around ankles and all.
@smithsj227
@smithsj227 3 жыл бұрын
Should have asked for a no-show job, what I woulda done.
@mikep9312
@mikep9312 3 жыл бұрын
I wish I wasn't able to smell this video.
@guychi-chifly950
@guychi-chifly950 4 жыл бұрын
Johnny getting in on the log cutting contracts.
@Whiteboykun
@Whiteboykun 2 жыл бұрын
I'd say it's the cable laying business
@throwawaymcjoe1387
@throwawaymcjoe1387 4 жыл бұрын
That fuckin animal blundetto later created an empire in Atlantic city
@evolutiontail5697
@evolutiontail5697 4 жыл бұрын
My cousin tony was handling his side hustle but this i will also not go into detail.
@tylerwinkle323
@tylerwinkle323 Жыл бұрын
Tony B's really got his act together going into a legit business, I hope he's ready for the grand opening in 3 days...
@woddlyoats
@woddlyoats 4 ай бұрын
Bro got 12,000 and realized being a citizen is a scam.
@此人据说奇帅无比
@此人据说奇帅无比 2 жыл бұрын
You can't be half a gangster Nucky, not anymore.
@CooManTunes
@CooManTunes 5 жыл бұрын
Do you think crime would still happen if the death penalty was guaranteed for every crime? Fuck the judicial system.
@SuperGreatSphinx
@SuperGreatSphinx 4 жыл бұрын
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crime
@Twi66e
@Twi66e Жыл бұрын
Just the image of somebody walking into the bathroom and seeing John sat there looking back at them kills me 😂
@US_John
@US_John 3 жыл бұрын
In 2010s he could make over 60 thausands. As a therapist. That is more than he ever make in organized....
@johnathondupuis1301
@johnathondupuis1301 Жыл бұрын
Johnny just casually chatting up while taking a shit in an open stall. 😅
@chefboiardeeznutz9881
@chefboiardeeznutz9881 3 жыл бұрын
He had regular work until he was certified. Then he got certified back into the mafia.
@RAPDEGUERRA
@RAPDEGUERRA 5 жыл бұрын
Jesus christ what kind of viking takes a dump in a no door pulbic bathroom.
@SuperGreatSphinx
@SuperGreatSphinx 4 жыл бұрын
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vikings
@CHOPPASLUGBM
@CHOPPASLUGBM 3 жыл бұрын
I hate the way Tony B rolls his sleeves up on his suit lol
@jimbertido7762
@jimbertido7762 8 жыл бұрын
love how he combs his hair
@audriusbaranauskas6227
@audriusbaranauskas6227 2 жыл бұрын
"Wow Tony thanks, just don't shoot me in the face."
@eton13_
@eton13_ 8 жыл бұрын
Says the guy who looks like he's waring one of Vito's blazers
@nuckymancini7013
@nuckymancini7013 5 жыл бұрын
Those floridian wet t-shirt contests wouldve been good on the New Jersey shine show
@db3345470
@db3345470 9 жыл бұрын
hesh'es head is twice the size of chris'
@thedangerwich5476
@thedangerwich5476 4 жыл бұрын
To hold that big brain when negotiating with these dessert people
@willmercury
@willmercury 3 жыл бұрын
@@thedangerwich5476 So, you're saying their heads got so big from eating too much chocolate cake?
@stumarston6812
@stumarston6812 2 жыл бұрын
There was no difference with Tony's hair after he combed it.
@bill291212
@bill291212 4 жыл бұрын
George Costanza would be weirded out if Tony B. was his masseuse
@phillyd4874
@phillyd4874 4 жыл бұрын
I think it moved
@Menyhard
@Menyhard 3 жыл бұрын
Take a look at tony face. At the very end. It is very creepy
@flks7172
@flks7172 4 жыл бұрын
Masseur*
@phyisck5235
@phyisck5235 4 жыл бұрын
masseur
@yuppiehi
@yuppiehi 4 жыл бұрын
Tony S. is all about control. Tony B. not getting back into the business does zero for Tony S. He wants everyone close to him, whether it is Meadow, his crew, or whoever else - his personality of not trusting anyone doesn't help. Tony B. keeping himself clean could be bad for Tony S' business. In the old days, you never got out of the mafia alive - even if you get out of the can after 20 years, you expect to stick with the family and earn. If Tony B. was smart, he should've moved to Elvis Country or California - anywhere but North Jersey or New York.
@eatlovepray7868
@eatlovepray7868 Жыл бұрын
Smoking a cig on the 🚽 i can dig it.
@peaceweapon1933
@peaceweapon1933 2 жыл бұрын
“Boyyy are you 65% zeppelin”
@freaky_j2207
@freaky_j2207 5 жыл бұрын
At the very end tony looks at him like wtf?
@Adamo_92
@Adamo_92 4 жыл бұрын
The scene where Tony S and Tony B are at the diner is probably the only scene when nobody uses the "F word" in The Sopranos (at least in my opinion). Interesting...
@n.b.8616
@n.b.8616 4 жыл бұрын
I always loved the color in this scene.
@ADAPTATION7
@ADAPTATION7 4 жыл бұрын
Was there ever a time or a place that Johnny Sac didn't smoke?
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