The Sopranos - Tony Soprano takes Bobby Bacala under his wing - Part 1

[@borko1990]

Discord server dedicated to The Sopranos: discord.com/invite/borko90

[@adamchewy2284]

u look'n for a slap in da mote to go wit dat discord ?

[@JohnnyPorchAGeese]

Hey, Borko....does that discord even really exist?

[@GeoGuy388]

Borko ended up on some collapsed bridge down in Elvis country!

[@LeahDyson-kq4bd]

Why is Tony so mean to Bobby lol you're both fat

[@dylanobrien4617]

“To the victor goes the spoils” - Calzone w/ Legs

[@oN3xShOtxkilL]

“To the victor goes the ziti” - Janice

[@dla116z3]

I've watched this show, but I don't remember Calzone with legs. Sometimes, simple laughter can make your day.

[@odeleon24]

Spoils or extra white castle burgers

[@halturner4738]

belongs the spoils*

[@dylanobrien4617]

@@halturner4738 uncle Philly my ass

[@missbelled6700]

"Borko wants to know when." "Tomorrow morning. We're short a couple of uploads, so make sure you're there."

[@JohnnyPorchAGeese]

Tomorrow morning ain't gonna work. Me and my girlfriend are gonna go tune up some lines and go fvckin' bird watchin'.

[@Carloshernandezmma]

@@JohnnyPorchAGeesewhatever u say capi

[@JohnnyPorchAGeese]

@Carloshernandezmma Oh, you gunna get cute with me now?

[@Carloshernandezmma]

@@JohnnyPorchAGeese she was a hewaa

[@Carloshernandezmma]

@@JohnnyPorchAGeese you gunna build Beansie a ramp

[@Victor512-m9m]

Bobby: "Enough with the weight remarks. They're hurtful and destructive."

[@megabreath6635]

“Doesn’t mean it ain’t true”- paully walnuts

[@Rwfan2024]

Hehe!

[@JohnnyPorchAGeese]

Hurtful and destructive....two different things entirely.

[@-James-A]

It's undermining!

[@lean.2366]

Ginny Sack: "Ralphie had a 95 pound dildo removed off his ass!"

[@wdbrgwtrb5989]

Before and way before

[@JohnnyPorchAGeese]

Dis guy eva stop breakin' bollzzz?

[@-James-A]

Why don't you look in the mirror sometime, you insensitive CS.

[@hanklesacks]

Hehe you hear what he said tone?

[@Dolarhydes_Funkytown]

Before and after!

[@Megathorn23]

This guy’s always breaking balls!

[@Victor512-m9m]

Bobby: "To the victor goes the soft drinks of choice."

[@T-roc57]

So Christopher??

[@odeleon24]

@@T-roc57how is Chris the Victor if he’s askew?

[@carguy6512]

I don't wanna sound like an a hole, but I really can't be seen having soft drinks of choice in here anymore

[@RomeoDelta-gw7dd]

Don’t disrespect the pizza parlor

[@georgeg5215]

Diet Fanta

[@Shark2th5000]

you take bobby bacala under your wing you'll fall out of the sky

[@ray.shoesmith]

When Bobby Bacala goes flying, the vultures hide their food

[@TheDailyGr1nd]

His blood type is Zeppelin

[@FatherofMan25]

ooooooh ( in paulie’s voice)

[@T11639]

Two guys could be under Bobby's wing.... and still never meet!

[@coleozaeta6344]

You take Bobby Bacala under your wing, he’ll start putting BBQ sauce on it.

[@Apocalypse-s3q]

Borko: "I got my limits too, Junior..." HBO intern: "Go with my nephew, do what he says."

[@ConstantChinner]

With?

[@bigbuffguy9589]

Tony laughing hysterically at Bobby's hunting outfit is one of the funniest scenes in the whole show.

[@cucinare-da-zero]

Apparently when they shot the scene James G. didn't know this would happen but the actor that played Bobby B. came out with a big strap-on dildo dangling in front of him and that's what Tony's cracking up about

[@missbelled6700]

Fun fact: Steve Schirripa was trying different things off-camera to make him laugh, and on the take they used, he walked out with a HUGE shinebox.

[@jaimhaas5170]

@@missbelled6700 the ladies call it something completely different.

[@jamesharris40001]

He was wearing Jinny Sacks mole on his forehead

[@SweaterSwagg]

​@@missbelled6700LOL 🤦💀

[@ChaxSouthSide]

To the victor, belongs thee jaaackeeet 🤌🤌🤌

[@JohnDoe-od7ye]

That jacket belongs to Rocco DiMeo. Toughest guy in Essex County.

[@ChaxSouthSide]

@@JohnDoe-od7ye some old lightning rod said he later died of Alzheimers... whateverhappend there...

[@JohnDoe-od7ye]

@@ChaxSouthSide It’s sad when they go young like that.

[@theunknownatheist3815]

@@JohnDoe-od7yeWHEN THEY GO???

[@shitdegekk]

@@theunknownatheist3815 what's all this, the FUCKING UN NOW!?

[@connor_88]

To the victor, belongs the shinebox.

[@JohnDoe-od7ye]

There’s a bee on your shinebox.

[@fuferito]

"Those two are completely different things entirely."

[@JohnnyDominion]

you bought those wins ypu f$cking tough guy

[@bestdrunkdriver]

you're gonna make that same stupid fucking joke everytime?

[@JohnnyPorchAGeese]

You know who loved shineboxes? Joey Peeps...

[@jakep1979]

I forgot Tony referred to Bobby as a "calzone with legs". You can't make this shit up!

[@-James-A]

​@johnsmith-fh5zm he did-int.

[@5wheels178]

@johnsmith-fh5zm The kid has his good points

[@t.c.4321]

I just did. Have you noticed Booby is the only mtherfcker who can smoke a cigarette in the rain with his hands tied behind his back ? His stomach... it's like a natural canopy.

[@petec3185]

I just did. You ever notice he can smoke a cigarette with his hands tied behind his back? That stomach, it’s like a natural canopy

[@Stickz00]

What do you mean I can’t make this shit up I just did

[@thezachmarsh]

Watching The Sopranos with an HBO subscription, and watching borko's uploaded Sopranos clips on KZbin...it's two different things completely.

[@sammajor2075]

Borko creates a linear narrative. It makes you see things in a new light.

[@thezachmarsh]

@@sammajor2075 Quasimodo predicted all of this

[@flippindeadly]

That "What you been eating? Steak!?!..." line from Junior after Gloria threw the London Broil at Tony never clicked until now....😅

[@KissSlowlyLoveDeeply-pm2je]

Bobby was the strong silent type.

[@Dragonfury3000]

Big boned silent type

[@AktarusGoldrake-zb8fs]

A Long-Jackie?

[@RandemNJ]

You forgot fat

[@countof3everybodyOD]

Handsome, like George Raft

[@Diecastcreations]

Honestly. He wasn’t an insecure brat like Tony either. He was like all of Tony’s positive traits and good will put into one.

[@rosecitystud1908]

Bobby's stomach had the makings of a varsity athlete.

[@rosecitystud1908]

Bobby is fat

[@JohnnyPorchAGeese]

Varsity bottomless pit.*

[@odeleon24]

What do you mean?

[@jamescarr3895]

😂😂😂 if i wuda known u were getting out this early due to this medical shit i wuda kever talked to that "calzone with legs" lol😂😂

[@drwhowhatwhere]

Weight watchers over here!

[@hueylouisnonews]

He LITERALLY loved him like a brother-in-law

[@dorianrustik6880]

A mild mannered, patient man who would fuck you up if you insulted his loved ones.

[@xilencered7788]

Notre Dame famous for having a Cathedral, a Runningback, Quarterback, and a hunchback 😂

[@foodank_atr817]

Georgie would have caught a beating over that Nostradamus conversation.

[@ddust102]

another toothpick

[@alexnicolosi2949]

True never thought of that

[@Vjl5280]

😂

[@J1283-s1k]

CONSERVE!

[@LordIgor81]

"I think it should happen sooner" ...and Bobby was made right there on the spot!

[@jonahsingman8229]

Wait I thought he was already a made man

[@mastod0n1]

You know Quasimodo predicted part 2 would be uploaded not long after this

[@JohnnyPorchAGeese]

I'm pretty sure that was Sun Tazoo...

[@Megathorn23]

Part 2, whateva happened there.

[@bshaun]

What? You're gonna tell me you've never pondered that? The part 2 thing, with the uploads?

[@rebboy17]

@@bshaunno

[@pinacoladatv808]

@@Megathorn23WHAT EVER HAPPENED THERE?!?

[@tyrantgregcagkaiju71]

“Those who refuse to offend cannot be honest.” -Thomas Paine. Tony is NEVER scared to offend 😂.

[@dahill3162]

You know, QuasiBorko predicted all of this

[@Paceasanatateamanituieacerseta]

Who did what?

[@JohnDoe-od7ye]

I don’t know. F’n slander if you ask me.

[@shriharihudli]

Oh so now he’s fuckin’ Carnac the Great too?

[@insertclevername4123]

To me, Bobby using the word "pondered" is still one of the funniest things from the whole series.

[@matthewcostello6882]

Junior never had the makings of a varsity smoothie maker.

[@blahblahmeowchow6383]

Yeah, but he could sniff out steak and white castles with the best of them

[@matthewcostello6882]

@@blahblahmeowchow6383 those onions

[@nez9751]

I always wondered what he was putt8ng in that smoothie ? Was it raw minced meat with the milk. ?

[@JohnDoe-od7ye]

Burger Boy before the brain transplant and Burger Boy after the brain transplant…two totally different things. Like Notre Dame and Nostradamus.

[@patrickallan481]

Like apples and bowling balls.

[@oN3xShOtxkilL]

Like oranges and baked ziti

[@rodrigomunoz9217]

When in the show the “brain transplant joke” was said ? Or it’s something among fans?

[@Elcore]

Get owf my quotations book before you flip it over you calzone with legs.

[@DF-ss5ep]

Before the brain transplant, and way before the brain transplant

[@andiholman2543]

Bobby always struck me as finding himself accidentally in the life. Like one day he just wandered into the Bing and never left…

[@bertilknudsen]

That milk shake died on the vine.

[@JohnDoe-od7ye]

Petered out.

[@simonandsimbagaming]

It died on the vine?

[@markomaric2056]

died on the vine

[@moemanncann895]

Look like you were in Miami

[@ray.shoesmith]

What about the guy....with the thing? You know, the guy

[@Kurt0v]

Should be called "Bobby Bacala takes Tony Soprano under his wing"

[@JohnDoe-od7ye]

“Bobby and Tony eat some wings”

[@unclephillymya]

“Bobby almost flips Anthony Soprano car”

[@DFENZ993]

@@JohnDoe-od7yeBobby and Tony eat all the wings

[@JohnDoe-od7ye]

@@DFENZ993 All of ‘em? Half-a-fvckin’ tray in there!

[@Kurt0v]

@@JohnDoe-od7ye in dere*

[@ezequielramirez5907]

Calzone with legs Great band.

[@JohnDoe-od7ye]

I saw them open up for Visiting Day back in 2002.

[@hanklesacks]

I'll have you know they've recorded in denmark

[@JohnDoe-od7ye]

@@hanklesacks Hey, king of rock, you’re out of your depth.

[@chrisjones7768]

You should play Skinner

[@herbiegobananas1744]

I saw them support Natural Canopy back in ‘96

[@aaronw8781]

Junior was a made man and the milkshake wasn’t. We had to sit back and take it.

[@KenSiefert]

Borko…all these uploads!!! You’re like an albacore around my neck ‼️

[@-James-A]

HBO took off like a bat on a hill.

[@hanklesacks]

Borko sees the bigger picture

[@JohnnyPorchAGeese]

@@hanklesacks Broadened his horizons.

[@tallboy12]

5:27 Of course he never pondered that Bobby, he never had the makings of a varsity athlete!

[@smco4067]

You know the Calzone with legs predicted all this.

[@iamdevilboy5976]

Tony’s laugh at Bobby Elmer Fudd’s hunting outfit was absolutely hilarious

[@LoveShackSarah88]

Steve Schirripa was off camera holding a giant um, uh, device of sorts and got that reaction from Gandolfini

[@freddiethefrog586]

Not true

[@pennystocklocks]

Hey Borko how about a Soprano's diner meets compilation...Just a suggestion....Feel free to throw cold water on it

[@JohnDoe-od7ye]

No wine for Philly though. It makes him emotional.

[@TheDailyGr1nd]

@@JohnDoe-od7yeas long as theres some Da Giovannis fish available, he will be fine.

[@antonioreconquistador]

It's time for italians to seriously consider salads

[@कनलदअ_गनगयव]

@@antonioreconquistadori gatta get my bawlz broken too???

[@Vanthdreadstr]

You know who had a wicked case of the crabs? The Governor of Maryland

[@rumble2468]

Paulie’s real fawthah.

[@DucksAndDucks]

I got my limits too, Borko.

[@darkoanton5]

The "Quasimodo" bit always gets me. That's comedy gold.

[@derrideanoutlook]

Man needs his 7 borko uploads. Keeps your mind sharp

[@hoopsheavenpa]

Borko, with all of these consistent uploads I’m giving you a bump up to captain. Now shoot your cuffs!

[@-James-A]

Borko was sitting on one ass cheek the whole upload ovaaaaaa.

[@jamesturner9651]

1:55 Junior catching strays in a Bobby video 😂

[@erics167]

"Wha, you gona tell you never pondered that? The back thing with Notre Dame?" Fucking love Bobby

[@BrannigansLaw84]

I was just remembering the other day about the CALZONE WITH LEGS line and couldn't find it here on KZbin. Borko with the win once again!

[@JohnyZman]

Junior's face when Tony is laughing his ass off LOL all serious....

[@Coolhandchris5]

Love Bobby one of my favorites on Sopranos. And he's the only one to not truly fear Tony and beat his ass. But he's quiet and tough at the same time a good guy and respectable.

[@sabatino1977]

Can of tuna, avocado, and milk. Breakfast of varsity champions.

[@redted12345]

Bobby is like a reflection of a simpler, kinder Tony. A big, fat enormous reflection.

[@JuanAlmonte-rf7xk]

What you’ve been eating’ steak 😂

[@bleeding4721]

Bobby was Tony's ride or die. Tony was too stupid to see it

[@clipsburg412]

He saw it by the last season, when the war with NY started.

[@SOV_1]

So was Christopher. Tony was too selfish to see it.

[@antzooma]

are you joking ? Bobby was dumb af and no one respected him as underboss

[@MegaChorro123]

@@antzooma By season 6 when he was underboss he was respected by Tony

[@antzooma]

@@MegaChorro123 he was respected in the sense that he managed to beat him in a fight but no one liked him as underboss

[@darthuchiha1418]

I see two Tonys before and way before

[@Vikturus22]

0:17 say what you will about Tonys weight but was he SLIM in this scene

[@myleslondon5220]

lol slim for Tony standards

[@robertarnold9676]

Bobby is wearing a fat suit

[@ray.shoesmith]

Bobby's quotation book, whatever happened there?

[@-James-A]

"whatever quoted there"?!

[@sauceking3344]

Borko! Your Sopranos video! I liked it!

[@costylezz]

To the victor, belongs the gabagool

[@verniks]

Bobby was the Gary Cooper type Tony've been looking entire time

[@James_Price79]

Another fun upload Borko thank you sir, loving the regular uploads 🥂

[@beebo9872]

The way borko uploads these Sopranos clips… he’s like a great artist…

[@SoFloCo-ne4rk]

Pass me the peppers.

[@ADR.1993]

Lmfao damn I didn’t know Bobby be talking shit behind Tony’s back like that 😂😂😂

[@BigStr]

I can smell the white castles burgers just by watching this video.

[@lookandlisten5740]

He's onto something with that Notre Dame and Nostradamus Mozart guy..🤔

[@James-w6w2e]

That's funny tony advising someone on their diet 🤣

[@Henry-yf2np]

Exactly

[@spaceboy21100]

HBO: I think its time for you to start to seriously consider el señor de los cielos clips Borko: what do you mean?

[@ScottyMania313]

I remember the very first time I saw Bobby Bacala call Tony an insensitive "Dock Tucker" and cracking up and thinking to myself, "Man, I hope they never get rid of this dude, he's a keeper." The beauty was seeing the people in his scenes act as the straight man of the comedic lines. It was a joy and always makes me smile. If you grew up on this show, he's the cool lovable uncle you enjoy seeing on Thanksgiving. Bacala #1

[@Trav81888]

Calzone with legs. After all these years, how did I forget that gem?

[@fizalex6612]

I love the fact that at 3:06 Gandolfini is actually laughing at Bobby’s actor coming out holding a giant dildo.

[@miken8875]

Thanks to borko, we're all entitled to Sopranos clips of choice.

[@ECHORISING8982]

I feel like Bobby is really the only one who treats and talks to Tony like a normal human being

[@brooklynkeith2877]

The way bobby reacted to Tony's insults the first time made me respect him more i wasnt expecting him to say that

[@NestorCaster]

3:27 best scene in the entire series to me… and it’s more about why James was really laughing that the show edited out lol😂

[@adambarnes4191]

He told Schirripa to make him laugh so he taped a big dildo to his pants.

[@shiftee7treez631]

YES!!!

[@salmartin4889]

Woooooooow Tony looking at the train before meeting Bobby. Damn.

[@TheRiflemanLive]

I was supposed to go to bed, I compromised....I watched Borko's uploads instead.

[@RickyIcecubes]

Tony cracking fat jokes is the most hypocritical thing on the show.

[@michaelmischief1388]

My estimation of Quasimodo just fucking plummeted

[@chaos800]

i feel like bobby was the closest thing tony had to a real friend in his crew

[@Crucial_Realm]

3:04 one of my favourite reactions of all time

[@ray.shoesmith]

When they shot that scene Bobby walked in carrying a 12' black dildo. Tony's reaction was Gandolfini actually cracking up 😂

[@Initial__B]

that scene at the diner always makes me hungry

[@brenthenshaw3585]

Steve Schirripa said he ate six ribeye steaks while filming the Quasimodo scene, to maintain continuity while filming from different angles. He probably did consider salads after that.

[@douglasmurphy3266]

I can smell them

[@aunch3]

I’m sure he eats beef and steak by the cartload

[@weskerrun4647]

@@aunch3Hoooo! That’s the boss of this family’s brudda-in-law you’re talkin’ about!

[@LeahDyson-kq4bd]

Steak doesn't make you fat

[@triplek-dysongamingwithdan7771]

He actually did love him like a brudda in law, hehehehehe

[@CraigHalliday-r8q]

A brilliant Series one of the best on TV

[@billhiggins8054]

Bobby: You got your Borko the uploader, then you've also got the Bork Store our social club. Tony: Pork store! Bobby: Right right, Porko Tony: Borko the Uploada, and Satriale's Pork Store, are two different things completely Bobby: Vito can't spend no more time there, this much I know.

[@Cbart23]

Half a fkn tray in there!! 🍝

[@-James-A]

I was hungry.

[@shawncosmos5431]

4:50 Still lmao at that one….

[@rareform6948]

He loved Bobby like a 47 year old kid brotha in law

[@mr.timebombman2230]

James was really laughing at Bobby's getup and they kept that take. Hilarious

[@Michael-hs7yf]

This seriously feels like a GTA cutscene compilation

[@fredm.2699]

He loved Bobby like a before and way before commercial in law

[@alan0502]

4:24 does anybody know the name of the song playing in the background??

[@Stuart267]

*03:01** Gandolfini's laugh was genuine because Bobby's actor wore a prosthetic male appendage simply to make him laugh.*

[@buttonmasher300]

I never thought about it until now but the idea of Tony trying to fit into one of Uncle Junior’s shirts is pretty amusing.

[@codybarkdull3213]

I've watched this 40 to 50 times , I love this, "I got my limits to JR."

[@donniefarrior4725]

They sure ate good in these episodes

[@RedRaptor7]

1:55 - lmao 😂

[@americanfresh17]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@GMANKOOL23]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kingdae2022]

“This guy ever stop breaking balls?”

[@fuferito]

Norm Macdonald taught me how to laugh at a fat person's _expance,_ like Tony was doing.

[@matthewwoelfle5533]

"Speak ill of the fat, that old saw."

[@user-37dvk]

The sudden cut-off after "no" is good

[@peterlpool1387]

“He’s got tremendous moxie for a calzone with legs.” “Tell me about it. He ate half a fuckin’ tray in there.”

[@giansbur8]

My estimation of Bobby Bacala as a salad eater just fvking plummeted

[@AnthonySopran0]

Bobby moved slow, but thats because the calzone was already on the table.

[@Beefsneeze9]

“To the boss goes the gabagool” -Bacala