The South Park kid’s acting their age for less then 5 minutes

I didn’t know what to put for the thumbnail.
This video was a better idea in my head tbh.

[@swagy.6622]

Guys there’s a lot of comments telling me “you missed -- scene” or stuff like that. I’m making a part two so yes, please leave scenes you think should be in it. Just don’t be aggressive about it😭

[@Franzi.subs.]

the entirety of "proper condom use"

[@puffy-fluffy123]

Ok 👍

[@BinLadiniTheGenie]

put the 'what would the priest want to stick up our butts' scene

[@b-o-n-j-o-u-r]

Ok, I have 2 scenes S8 e1: cartman turns kyle into a chicken S8e10: when butters ended up in the hospital after getting beaten by trent, the doctor explained to his parents what he did to him, which were child ways of bullying (pulling up his underwear, Charlie horse, ect.)

[@Oliver-su9ik]

ur cringe

[@b-o-n-j-o-u-r]

Not enough butters. He's the only one who stays acting like an 8yo, even when he's an adult

[@Trans_Reggie]

Fr 😂

[@Kid_Named_Khris]

vic chaos will always have a place in my heart

[@swagy.6622]

I’ll be adding more of him in part two

[@Wizard_of_failures]

@@Kid_Named_Khris that’s cool and all ….but can I interest you to invest in my DEFONOTASCAM nfts??? They are the future man you’ll make more money than you’ll ever make without nft

[@hiimkeys]

the scene where they were tryna throw away the “marijuana cigarette” has no business being funny 💀

[@regoob.]

MARIJUANA CIGARETTE IS SUCH A FUNNY NAME FOR A JOINT 😭

[@Dreidelium]

@@regoob. ima go smoke that Cherry flavored nicotine

[@regoob.]

@@Dreidelium LMAO

[@aperson-vy8yh]

harmless?

[@Klabbity_Kloots]

@@Dreidelium I'm gonna vape that Juulius Seizure

[@WKogut]

They were 9 years old since 1997, that means they were born in 1988, so they're actually 35 year olds now.

[@pinkdiamond1847]

Maybe that's why in the newer seasons they act like 35-year-olds attending elementary school.

[@Trans_Reggie]

😂😂😂😂

[@rhondacollier5368]

8

[@boopnbingnbop5175]

It was proven that they don’t age, rather their birthdays change.

[@tyujg7495.]

"how many of these orphans are really just adult little people hiding from the law"

[@foxowo2954]

2:04 Cartman going straight to punch Tolkien is hilarious

[@Godzilla-rg5rh]

Aim assist

[@Kairos_Hell]

Aim assist

[@RIPMIGGY]

What episode is this 😂

[@foxowo2954]

I think it's a deleted scene from season 18 episode 2

[@fabielstruiken5536]

* aim Racist

[@RedFoxSkull]

I love the scene where they’re all gathered in cartman’s living room laughing at the stuff they were making Alexa say That felt like them acting their age to me

[@swagy.6622]

I was trying to find that scene and eventually I just gave up 😭

[@RedFoxSkull]

It’s from season 21, episode 1, right at the start (^ ^)

[@whokilledjesse.]

BYE MY FROENDS AND ME USED TO DO THAT AND ASK ALEXA "What does the fox say?" AND LAUGH HYSTERICALLY FOR MO REASON 💀

[@pyromaniac999]

@@whokilledjesse. .

[@chocomeow5926]

@@pyromaniac999 .

[@Dokidokianimation]

0:46 “Because it pisses Cartman off beyond believe, and I find that extremely funny.” God, Kenny I love you so much bro

[@CrazyAft0n]

I was laughing hard, I kept playing it back

[@BigWackyFella]

What episode is it

[@Dokidokianimation]

@@BigWackyFella no idea Srry

[@AccurateDiscoFever45]

​@@BigWackyFella Mysterion Rises I think

[@Localgoof88]

The laugh is so genuine too

[@EffieTinkle]

"this isn't gonna get us anywhere" "kinda like your startup company" PFFFFT HAD ME CRACKING UP

[@pixelatedbones3046]

"BREAK IT UP! MMKAY 😡"

[@dogwelderyt]

literally grabbing them easily

[@St4rry_suns3t]

I spot a fellow cod person

[@Kendall510]

@@dogwelderytbro they still fought like- it didn’t work well- lol

[@dogwelderyt]

@@Kendall510 alright- i guess you are correct- still- pretty- funny- though-

[@Kendall510]

@@dogwelderyt yup lol

[@tallestsammy6737]

4:07 it’s such a short scene but it’s so funny to me and I just love how Kenny is mad

[@IrrelevantToCommentLmfao]

That transition from 2:50 to 2:55 is very on point.

[@KennyMcCormick-pv6fj]

YES 😭

[@IrrelevantToCommentLmfao]

​@KennyMcCormick-pv6fj it's like as if Stan was having a nightmare of cartman and Kyle's agreement 😂

[@ivyinkwell1754]

​@@IrrelevantToCommentLmfao me when I discovered Kytman smut on ao3 💀

[@STARFOXiswatchingYOU]

Actually, the most relatable thing in SP for me, is that children in it DO ACT like actual children their age. Me and my friends were literally like them. We still do, but our 'roles' in it have changed (for the best...I'm not alike Cartman anymore). That's why this show and it's characters are so important and heartwarming to me rn Love South Park

[@Sesam34]

Damn you made your brother-in-law eat his own parents? That's fucked up dude

[@koolkat-hq5xc]

Yeah I havent found any other piece of media that truly captures how fucked up 10 year olds really are. I acted like that at that age too. It's part of the reason why I like south park

[@funkyfranx]

yeah Matt and Trey said they wanted to portray how 8 year boys actually speak and behave, I was crude and swore a lot at that age too

[@XCloak_PersonX]

@@koolkat-hq5xc fr the preteen years are fucking insane

[@igotburgersonmymindd]

Bro that is actually true, the boys in my 4th to 5th grade class always swore a lot and would cause so much chaos every single day

[@Blue_cool_dude]

2:08 I swear this is how every fourth grader acts 💀

[@Blue_cool_dude]

Everyone in my class acts like this💀

[@myrightnut]

@@Blue_cool_dude youre a fourth grader?

[@JJDoesYoutube]

he never said he was in fourth grade dude

[@Blue_cool_dude]

@@myrightnut now I’m in 5th

[@TherapistThe_rapist]

ishowspeed's family reunion

[@jenn3641]

How could you forget the scene where cartman was having a tantrum because of a hotdog stand. That was classic.

[@teodorakrstic8430]

OH MY GOD THEY KILLED KENNY! YOU BASTARDS!

[@KennyLovesBlackStars]

And that one scene where the main 4 are playing with the toy cars in the crips episode

[@That-One-Ape]

The fact that Eric just pulled Tolkien out of the way just to fight him for no reason 😂

[@linkishthefrogking282]

I do question why Trey and Matt have only aged them up 1 year within the show. When the show started, all the kids acted much more naive and childish. But they all act more like teenagers most of the time now. They definitely shouldn’t ever become adults outside of the Post Covid special but I think 14 or 15 is a better representation of their mental age than 10.

[@justryan6480]

I think a season of them being 16 would be cool

[@Honeyr0ck]

The fact that i always thought they were like 12

[@GhostyGhost001]

I was talking to my dad about this very subject the other night. He and I have been fans of the show for years - he’s been a fan for 20 years where I’ve only been a fan for 03, but whatever. Well, we were rewatching some of season 25. Specifically the episode “Help! My Teenager Hates Me!”, and he and I came to the exact same conclusion that the kids are about 14 or 15 mentally. We revisited this topic when we watched the season 26 episode “Dikinbaus”. The only modern exception I see to this claim is the season 25 episode “Pajama Day”. THAT was 10-year-old behavior.

[@linkishthefrogking282]

@@GhostyGhost001 I will admit that video games and episodes where they play pretend like with Superhero’s or fantasy is definitely something that 10 year olds would do.

[@whyl0ser91]

Fr when I was younger I thought they we're in middle School because they cussed

[@GeinsArtAndCraftSupplies]

Did anyone else completely forget Pip existed?

[@privspiralgalaxy]

always forget him :

[@NekkiFan]

yea but do you guys remember graggle?

[@citywokbesitzer6834]

@@NekkiFan when he graggled all over the place

[@Theredrodents]

Actually no because weirdly enough he was my favorite background character

[@jaydimmick8554]

Pips been dead since 201

[@idolcandies]

0:32 I LOVE THIS PART SM 😭😭😭

[@MIREZ5544]

Wippy tippy too too tra la la la!! 🗣🔥🔥🔥

[@matt_ey3d._]

2:33 I like how Kenny didn't hesitate to pull down his pants

[@WilliamRBl00m]

i just know he had the worst roadburn on his ass after doing that

[@marieboudreaux7508]

@@WilliamRBl00mbros balls must’ve been absolutely raw 😭

[@R0R0Z..R1FL3]

0:44 my favorite south park clip so far look at mysterion's goofy ass 💀

[@alastors_favorite_jambalaya69]

4:40 but Kenny's laugh is so cute 😭

[@giggonszo5399]

2:51 Perfect transition

[@MrCupcake1987]

I was looking for this comment

[@jessica-cd2mn]

"I didnt take into account i suck at math" 💀💀 3:51

[@goregalore40]

3:53

[@Wonki284]

1:54 i laughed too hard at this💀

[@Nope-And-Never.]

CRAZY 💀💀

[@msthecommentator2863]

The look to the camera as he contemplates if he's about to do what he's gearing up to do 😭 priceless

[@ZeepTheWocky]

Wait kicking in as everyone throws hands makes this scene beyond perfect.

[@gahler8552]

What episode name lol

[@venuzzzzz]

0:33 I spaced out and thought the screen was shaking 💀

[@StopXPlease]

im glad you including that scene of craig and tweek playing games cause THATS their relationship. not serious or sexual, just two bros who are more than just friends. matt stone and trey parkers words, not mine. look up Matt and Trey discussing Creek and you'll find the commentary on making i believe Put It Down? anyways, i love the scrimblos, remind me of two kids i went to school with, Creek for life except for the weird shit I'm here for the blimblos

[@humanexe3366]

How can it be sexual? They're 10 years old

[@StopXPlease]

@@humanexe3366 have you SEEN Tweek x Craig??? like the episode???? the whole point is that its wrong to sexualize gay people. go online and search up tweek x craig fanart and i can assure you you will see porn. the world is icky man.

[@Officalbugjuice]

​@@humanexe3366 oh trust me people are crazy and will draw whatever they want 💀 that's why I don't go on Pinterest anymore for my pfps

[@shokolandish]

YES thank you like.. if wendy and stan's relationship isn't sexual or weird then why should creek be? it's literally the same, just different genders

[@theonionsystem7779]

​@@Officalbugjuice there's literally porn of the south park kids and Simpsons too (I ofc don't watch it but it has shown up at times)

[@garfieif8187]

It's too bad Matt and Trey think so lowly of the early seasons. Early South Park had this charm to it that's never been replicated. It somehow captured the innocence, the vulgarity and the sheer assholeishness of growing up. I don't think the show lost its magic or anything, but I do think those early seasons deserve respect. They offer something that can't be found anywhere else, including later seasons of the show.

[@Tess_playz]

As someone who has a childhood. I was definitely an asshole. 100% asshole.

[@BunniBooLillian]

0:36 please 😭 Mr. Mackey trying to break up the fight is the funniest thing ever

[@SlamDunkPyro]

The fact he can lift an 8 or 9 year old child Cartman’s size with one arm is almost impressive lol

[@jacksonia7724]

Rip to those 2 extra seconds

[@mihaithecool]

thats the intro

[@jacksonia7724]

@@mihaithecool lol

[@EvansStuff74]

3:07 💀💀💀💀

[@Night_skyyy]

Pls 💀💀

[@BUUUBUM]

THE VOICE CHANGE LMAO

[@EvansStuff74]

“What the fuck?” I-I mean, “ Wha da fuq” ☠️

[@nubelinda]

"what the fuck? 👦" "I- i mean, wha da fack 🧔"

[@nancie_rae328]

0:47 I love how they laugh during scenes makes my heart melt in funnyness and how Kenny scratches his you know what across the floor had me on the floor

[@GxldenCraft]

1:56 kyle was like eh fuck it

[@pissfrog]

JIMMY COMING IN FROM THE LEFT LIKE A FUCKIN WEAPON 2:01 AND STAN NOT EVEN HESITATING TO LAY HIM TF OUT

[@angel_dude2.049]

one of my favorite scenes lol

[@SlamDunkPyro]

Cripple Fight shows he can throw a solid punch so Stan taking him out way probably smart, along with fair lol

[@Liamthemonke1]

2:04 idk what Tolkien did but cartman did not hesitate

[@JustARandomPersonLol69420]

@@Liamthemonke1He’s black and Cartman is Cartman

[@gahler8552]

​​@@Liamthemonke1 Cartman getting little revenge for being beated up by Tolkien in Music Episode (i dont know episode name).

[@magikaros]

"AH THE STICK IS ON FIRE!!!" Best line ever

[@msthecommentator2863]

Watching Mr. Mackey try and pry apart Cartman and Kyle was so damn good 😆

[@charleyhassett700]

kyle finger painting is honestly adorable

[@loveuzi_]

4:04 butters' laugh😭😭

[@krevi189]

what episode is this moment from?

[@loveuzi_]

@@krevi189bro idk i haven't watched sp in years

[@KentzoSucksAtEditing]

2:03 I love how Cartman punched Tolkien all of a sudden 😂

[@nubelinda]

😭😹

[@micah3331]

What did Tolkien do

[@josejoestar7668]

Bro cartman punching token was racially motivated

[@C0STC0-CH1PS]

I love how angry Kyle is 🤣 2:37

[@carlymara88]

And Cartman had to pull him away

[@overdrive8808]

​@@carlymara88Cartman of all people💀💀

[@gigachad-kk1jj]

I forgot this episode why is kenny tweaking

[@IsabelaisCRINGE]

4:38 this is my fav kenny scene now.

[@Paradox2431]

The fact that Cartman instantly just hit the black guy for no reason, makes me believe there is hope for the human race

[@spriterefreshed935]

Wait until you hear about him shooting the black guy

[@thedumbemoblondebitch]

Wait untill you hear about him throwing a rock at the black guy

[@Tess_playz]

"The black guy" 😭 yall are killing me-

[@Paradox2431]

@@Tess_playz , South Park is my favorite show ever. I love how Cartman ridicules Tolkien and just shoots him😭

[@Tess_playz]

@@Paradox2431 😭

[@johmlemon532]

I’m confused why tall the scenes of cartman begging for his mommy and crying and screaming weren’t in here.

[@WinterBoots15]

2:33 only time Cartman and Kyle were bros

[@TiloDroid]

4:45 hell yeah dude, back when i was 10 i knew a guy that had the exact same thing happen to him, poor bastard

[@C0STC0-CH1PS]

Did he try to light a fart on fire?

[@SyrupsDip]

@@C0STC0-CH1PS yes, he just said the exact same thing

[@TripletsPlushieAdventures]

did he survive

[@Susowusjud4933]

@TiloDroid Nobody cares if you was a 10. Go get a job.

[@sIugger]

​@@Susowusjud4933he was... sharing a... story??? 😨??

[@sillypersonzz]

4:07 Lmao💀

[@Demonic-mike]

0:32 pip is so cute 🥰 ❤

[@THE-FLIPACLIP-APOCALYPSE]

He shouldn't have died bro hes so innocent 😢

[@Harrypotatis]

Cartman hitting Token was so fucking funny man

[@Taking.down.the.sweats]

2:50 That Definetly isn’t Normal Child Behaviour

[@SyrupsDip]

Well, normal child behavior.

[@SwissestCheese]

Yes that is

[@anjelica442]

uuhhh *Technically* its not! 🤓☝

[@bottledpoe]

4:51 Stan really turned into a skyrim NPC lmao

[@sharkbyte1565]

1:50 local insults Jewish man on his financial capabilities

[@bananaskineater]

0:31 HE'S MAKING THEM BRITISH!!!!!

[@ratticusmaximus3710]

BRITISH INFECTION

[@Tess_playz]

BRITISH RITUAL 😱😱😱

[@NotYourExistence]

1:56 is just amazing with the music with it 🤣👌🏽

[@JasmineAmberSandbrook1923]

Oh my gosh the scene at 4:39 is from the film called South Park Bigger, Longer & Uncut

[@spriterefreshed935]

Yeah we know

[@TheRealVictorChaos]

I LOVE THAT FILM

[@Eli-863]

2:22 screw hybrid cars I like the sound of engines

[@thatguybrody4819]

1:17 safe to assume that Calvin and Hobbes exists in south park.

[@huskerdustiscanon]

"Because it pisses Cartman off beyond belief. And I find that extremely funny-" HELP THIS HAD ME WHEEZING 💀(0:44-0:46)

[@lemonboy31708]

Some people really needed the reminder that these are children...

[@gavinpotter9286]

Honorable mention: when Kyle uses his lazer attack in The Fractured But Whole he says "pew pew!"

[@spilledmilk509]

0:14 😭😭

[@regoob.]

2:09 WHY DID THEY START BARKING 😭

[@masons215]

they apes lmao

[@nanaminne]

Nah bruh they be🐒🦍🐒🦍

[@comingboon]

In the episode, Bebe grew breasts and every boy in the class got a crush on her, them acting like monkeys is a metaphor for pubescent boys being uncontrollably thirsty

[@cloud-seventyy]

@@nanaminne they not black though 🤨

[@nanaminne]

@@cloud-seventyy STOPP😭😭

[@hey.girlll]

2:02 i feel so bad for jimmy in the backround he can’t stand up lol😢

[@Honeyr0ck]

If you want ideas for part 2 you have when kenny messed his scool pic, when the boys fall in love with the substitute teacher, when they confuse "resurrection" with "erection", when stan ask where he can find clitoris and thinking that the clitoris is a person

[@loganwolverine5849]

**Puts wood on a fire** Aw, this stick is on fire!

[@naboi8329]

i kid you not i was looking for a video like this this morning and there was nothing until this was posted

[@swagy.6622]

Glad to be of service 🫡

[@thefellainyella7535]

0:44 KENNY- I-

[@tahraethestoryteller6079]

1:31 this might be the start of Kyle bring the voice of reason

[@17kriskross]

You know i learned something today🥺🥺

[@gahler8552]

What episode name?

[@tally_ish]

I love it when they genuinely act like little kids 😭 it’s so cute and it just makes me happy

[@HorizonForeverYT]

2:36 💀

[@beeeans6662]

3:15 4:03 I love butters' laugh omg

[@imstrife]

2:35 WHAT IS THIS EPISODE?

[@Arachne_Gxth]

"Faith Hilling" Season 16 Episode 3

[@TheSadster]

​@@Arachne_Gxth What about the clip after that?

[@Arachne_Gxth]

@@TheSadster “You Have 0 Friends,” Season 14 Episode 4

[@cts3696]

1:27 this should not be funny but it got me cracking up

[@vvv.0423]

2:00 - WHY DID CRAIGS GANG JUMP KYLE AND STAN LMFAOO

[@Portero_316]

i like how stan just thinks a branch is a snake 2 times

[@iluvchess14736]

No dude thats the same branch

[@Dami24419]

Bro my friend group is a bunch of menaces, they act like these 4 all the time and sometimes worse.

[@Not_a_snake]

Missed the basement playing dry cleaning scene. Cartmen crying for his mommy quite often.

[@swagy.6622]

I’m making a part two

[@g4bss69]

4:01 Literally me laughing at anything-

[@Zubini_GachaPerson]

4:06 its so random lmao😭

[@TobyWorldNetwork]

1:25 perfect cut lol

[@Bell0peep]

0:45 I love his lil laugh- 🥹😂

[@Aracnico3011]

Man is in these moments when you realize that the fandom ship these children.

[@irfanjames6551]

4:53 oh no the stick is on fire 😅🤣😂

[@livvyliv8722]

I love that the scene where Kenny talks is the most replayed

[@odttuli]

i love how kenny just sets on fire it's so funny

[@AlessandraSturniolo]

1:10 had no reason to be so satisfying ad funny to me, it scratched something in my brain

[@kai_162]

bro i still cant believe theyre 4th grade- fourth grades gets scared when i even go near them💀

[@stinkymrsnow..............]

They acted like children before the 2010s

[@warriorscatsforever839]

“Because it pisses Cartman off beyond belief, and I find that extremely funny.”

[@jigglypuff6240]

The fact that most of this was them acting way older than they are and that it was over 5 minutes

[@stevenmosco20]

2:39 probably the only times Cartman tries to prevent Kyle from doing something for his own good

[@lawl_4llie]

I swear the episode where all of the boys act like primal apes is funny as hell, even today.

[@tylerhan]

over boobs

[@ratlash7438]

loved the trash bucket sound for you intro

[@aaa-mw6fj]

4:01 what episode is it?

[@motivatedstorm3816]

Same here Edit: Found it S15 EP10

[@minecraftdork420]

season nine episode six

[@Night_skyyy]

EhIehIeHeHhhHeE

[@kyxlo]

As someone who lives in colorado our 9-10 year olds know WAY TOO MUCH SHIT. (I’m 11 and I knew all that stuff since I was 7)

[@bim8185]

Bro when the fight scene started Cartman imeadately sucker punched token💀

[@musics4me]

LOVE that you put Tweek and Craig having a date on here❤

[@yuh...127]

Ma'am do you have any bandages ALWAYS gets me

[@Faze_Zenkai]

Jus pointing it out there The reason why they don't age is because of the many times Kenny has died and it rewinds back to the beginning of the day and the boys and South Park citizens stay the same age

[@goldtheostrich]

Break it up, Mkay? Mkay!!

[@lorietherizzler]

Me and my friends used to act exactly like them when we were 8 or sm but there were times where we acted like actual children💀💀