The Spa Stories Get Even CRAZlER...

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✦✦ Yuzu
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✦✦ Vienna
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✦✦ Trickywi
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This video's intention was to be entertaining. All jokes were made purely to be funny, nothing else. Thumbnail and video contain no bad words

[@RoachChan]

Remember to keep the comments normal(ish) folks, don't want us to set off The Algorithm (TM)

[@vclipping-pv3fi]

bro said " please god, dont let them be weird"

[@idkcba]

Normal is a bit of a strong word for these girls, don't you think?

[@DescendDab]

Algorithm be cringe ngl frfr

[@CrazeeAdam]

Bao is by far the most feral of them all. Not that I didn't know this already, but it puts it in perspective when they're all together

[@Icetea-2000]

Oh yeah, I can tell she’d be the type of girl to really annoy me as shit irl but listening to it like this is fun 😂

[@Just_a_random_who_likes_stuff]

Heh .

[@CrazeeAdam]

@@Icetea-2000 lol right? Like even Yuzu is asking what is wrong with her and calking her nasty and Yuzu is also incredibly down bad and raunchy too =/ so you know it's bad lol. Numi just stunned into silence half the time. But she is funny xD

[@dead-claudia]

yuzu sucks horribly at hiding any level of horny. bao's somewhat good at hiding her horny, yet still struggles to contain herself. like that level of horny is around the point some people end up seeking medical intervention...

[@DuckiestBoat959]

Ironmouse: Please don't ship me and my friends together it's really awkward for us Numi:

[@Garl_Vinland]

I mean, Numi and pals are basically a friendzies with benzies situation rather than an awkward romantic relationship deal

[@KelbPanthera]

​@@Garl_VinlandI don't think the benefits part of that equation is there. It wants be. They're one good tequila bender away. But not quite yet.

[@fiscarton92]

Numi is Tricky’s focus. You can tell when they interact together. Tricky is more than happy to prove her tongue and mouth skills to men and women alike from how she advertises she’s been told she’s very good. And how she’s very enthusiastic about it. That aside, Numi has admitted to finding Tricky really hot, to her chat and to her face. Tricky has also said among her friends, Numi is the most attractive to her and her type to her face. They’ve got mutual interest but Numi is a shy virgin. Plus Tricky wants her sober so Numi can remember it. I think Tricky mentioned (might’ve been half joking) to Numi she wants to show her the pleasures a woman can bring another woman and break her.

[@dead-claudia]

@@Garl_Vinlandno i think numi bao and yuzu would all be less horny if they introduced benefits to their friendships the main holdup tbh is probably them all being massive subs

[@dead-claudia]

@@fiscarton92sadly tricky has to take the leap and i think she might have similar issues as cotton in following through...

[@NeuronActivation]

Someone please give them ladies some water because they're beyond thirsty for eachother.

[@Just_a_random_who_likes_stuff]

I don't think that would be enough

[@MarshalDTeachh]

They need a whole water silo

[@matthewpulama106]

@@MarshalDTeachh Or how about a lake?

[@MarshalDTeachh]

@@matthewpulama106 At this point not even the ocean would suffice. They just naturally parched and dehydrated 24/7

[@CrazeeAdam]

Bao is a sea creature and she's the most thirsty. And they were in water when this happened.. There no helping them. But good for entertainment. :)

[@VinjeXP]

Man they really experienced a whole anime spa episode that day.

[@solec23]

Only the best episodes no filler 👍

[@miguelfreitas5343]

I never imagined Vienna being part of this crazy group, but hey, she a welcome addition xD

[@uniPhoriaYT]

Vienna is NOT an addition :D, she has been with them for almost 2 years. Those five are the OG's

[@Patchumz]

She's the quiet (relatively) sane one that keeps the whole group out of trouble. She fits in by necessity lol.

[@ZaWrldo]

Vienna is a founding member my boy put some respect on the dragussy

[@MOONWOLF7395]

I consider her a part timer of the group. lol

[@fiscarton92]

I’d heard from a clip or video that Vienna has a generously large ass and a small waist. I think it was on her official clip channel that she ran herself before getting help.

[@ruud9761]

I love how Vienna is just there, enjoying her crazy friends.

[@LycorisThe]

Turns out every anime spa scene is 100% accurate

[@belliott88]

You know what’s truly wild? They talk hella trash about Bao being the most down bad, but if you watch the Twitch Con streams she’s kinda the queen b of their friend group.

[@ZaWrldo]

She's the only one not afraid to be out of pocket 100% of the time so it makes sense

[@CrazeeAdam]

She's clearly an extrovert imo. Numi and Yuzu both feel like introverts to me at least. Bao is always full force and full of energy and I don't think she'd be much different irl.

[@IncredibleMD]

She's the alpha omega.

[@LauLessPariah]

Bao suffers from Nymphomania. No that's not a joke, she's explained it in a stream before. She would take pills to calm herself down

[@abura2980]

​@@LauLessPariah I kinda feel bad now🥺

[@kindredzpirit6046]

1:29 Yuzu's blessed inward laugh adds me days of lifespan 💜

[@sdcurry2]

God damn how are these women so feral yet so awkward at the same time.

[@Emulleator]

I wonder how their streams would be like if there was no fear of getting banned

[@mercerholt8299]

Don't invoke this pest they get any ideas of going to other sites.

[@shadowslime3640]

It'd be even funnier

[@Norwegian_Bastard]

their streams would be uploaded on pornhub.

[@dead-claudia]

oh no

[@dead-claudia]

@@mercerholt8299eh it's well-known even publicly that one of them used to do adult modeling, and they also know about mel's nsfw content they're almost certainly familiar with those sites by now

[@Gaswafers]

The dent is consuming Bao's brain.

[@kindredzpirit6046]

Vienna when she left in the baths be like: A summoner has disconnected 😂😂😂

[@volbla]

Bao's nail polish idea sounds brilliant for, like, a swingers' club.

[@CrazeeAdam]

"We talked about touching each other's... Then she got up and left" I wonder why? Do they all think this is "normal" behavior lol.

[@neolunaticus]

Man they are unhinged. Very good friends to be.

[@J.M.C.Thorne]

Another one?! How many national laws can you break in one sauna?!

[@rev.fanboysfuntime3895]

Still my favorite lesbian coven.

[@M12GProductions]

They should all just date already.

[@TELECHUBBIE]

That Bao sure like them... colours.

[@Just_a_random_who_likes_stuff]

Daz crazy Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, an rubber room filled with rats and rats makes me crazy. Crazy?

[@sr_echo]

Polishing their nails like that would legit be the funniest inside joke lol

[@AWanderingSwordsman]

These girls are a riot.

[@instinctive3066]

You can’t get crazier than it already is

[@PeterBarnes2]

o rly?

[@DesertRider-zs2qb]

I'm honestly impressed that they're so open to talking about these kinds of things. There's no doubt in my mind that these ladies are very secure about themselves and each other. They don't give a damn about what other people think. I can't help but commend them.

[@WingZX1103]

Im surprised they weren't kicked out or had anything said

[@GallerySpecter]

Not enough seiso in the world to balance out these girls. We joke about the boys' group chat, but dayum 😂

[@Cortanis001]

My god, the thirst off this group is next level. XD

[@ZVPieGuy]

I love how scuffed this setup is. Why are they all different sizes? 😂

[@ZVPieGuy]

Also where is Tricky? You can hear her voice but she's not even on screen.

[@RoachChan]

Bao was sick and Tricky joined the call out of nowhere XD

[@shingshongshamalama]

This whole thing is that old "What Anime Writers Think Women Do IRL" joke.

[@EmperoroftheArctic]

bao is living out the life we all want

[@ArmIessIoveseat]

They are menaces

[@mstart_t8975]

Bao is indeed too unhinged

[@smoggrog5155]

Never complimenting a womans nail color again 😬

[@volbla]

Maybe you should compliment them and you'll end up getting laid!

[@PixelGamer__]

I guess those kinda slice of life anime scenes are realistic XD

[@sslocke]

oh to be a fly on the wall that day

[@Poke-ladd]

I’m imagine respectfully 👀

[@castform57]

So Bao was naked in a sauna? She would be absolutely correct for that. As a finnish person (literally the source language of the word sauna), being naked in a sauna is absolutely normal and the preferred/recommended method. Though since this was korean/american sauna, I can only guess how lame it must be in comparison to a proper finnish one.

[@youngfart]

"Has good suction" is the bests quote i heard lmfao

[@rainsbian]

one more video before bed the video:

[@johntotten4872]

They are like a basket of feral kittens. SMFH...

[@donutlie315]

Its insane what het woman will do to each other vs actual queers lol

[@screwhalunderhill885]

they are literally not het

[@shadowslime3640]

This comment is made even funnier by Numi being confirmed bi

[@ZVPieGuy]

Most if not all of these girls are Bi

[@CrazeeAdam]

@@shadowslime3640 which is probably why she's the most awkward in these situations too imo. Like her friends are straight... Mostly? But.. She likes the women. Lol

[@fiscarton92]

You must be extremely new to them then. Tricky is confirmed bi and has the experience to back it up, Numi is a virgin but is confirmed bi with a penchant for doing what all virgins do alone, Yuzu I think is from what I’ve heard only into men, Bao is questionable but seems to prefer men, and Vienna to my knowledge is straight. I only know about Tricky and Numi for sure because I’ve actually seen clips of them addressing their sexuality for clarification. I rarely watch anyone of the others besides these collab clips.

[@kingaxolotl4970]

I'd give anything to be in a spa with this group

[@enby_kensei]

They literally had a hot springs episode

[@undead_corsair]

Poor Vienna, she's the only sane one left. I think...

[@personamaster1573]

Not sure about vienna and tricky has no issues getting what she wants, but if bao, yuzu, and numi actually took that horrendous thirst and aimed it at someone, they wouldn't be so desperate to uh "eat tacos" on the reg. 🤷‍♂️

[@CitroChannel]

I've known enough bi/pan polyamorous people to know where this is going!

[@grimmashley8422]

Are all female friend groups this feral?

[@hawnwon2515]

that depends.

[@Just_a_random_who_likes_stuff]

Depends on who you ask

[@MarshalDTeachh]

Potentially...

[@scyfrix]

I'm going to say yes, judging by the previous 3 replies

[@fiscarton92]

Usually only rarely, one girl per group is like that for the other girls. Most girls I’ve met in my life are straight. I’ve talked to coworkers that were bi and straight ones, but I sometimes asked if the straight girls ever did or would do anything with another girl. Rarely one would say she made out with or would _maybe_ suck another girls boobs. Most of them went “That’s way too gay for me. I love dick. It’s a waste of time if it ain’t a guy whose dick I can ride.” None of them were into the feminine men either. But that’s my experience.

[@adventofknowledge]

Ladies, cold shower. You need it lmao

[@Spedatr0n]

I love the goofy bikini bottoms

[@Mrmedia046]

AYO!!

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

Imagine Bao’s reaction if one of them did a guy voice and said “That wasn’t a booba!”😂

[@TheGrace020]

😳😭

[@mrjay8472]

Oh god i wish cottontailva was there! 🥵🥵🥵

[@masterofinfinity479]

haaaaaaawwwwwwwttttttttt

[@bubblenugget9240]

Vtubers are shameless 💀