"Ѕhut ​uр ​аnd ​Κіѕѕ ​Меǃ" (Numi & Bao)

I swear they forget that they're live sometimes
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✦✦✦ Characters
✦✦ Numi (Akuma Nihmune)
✦ Twitch: / nihmune
✦✦ Bao
✦ Twitch: / bao
Prof. Lando's appearance from his ticktock
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[@fmj329]

They're never beating the alleGAYtions

[@fiyahquacker2835]

#Baomi

[@tylerbartlett28]

Nice one

[@fishbiter9409]

#JustComeInside

[@NeuronActivation]

Numi: "Bao just come inside!" >Cue cyberpunk meme music

[@fiyahquacker2835]

Payday 2 trouble always inbound.

[@CruddySpark115]

Read this as she said this

[@RoachChan]

Numi saying "Bao just come inside!" should be a sound clip alert thing (I don't know what its called)

[@Alain17110]

True😂

[@Never_heart]

Bao literally tried to pull the "I know how to win this argument! Numi shut up and kiss me!"

[@Warlundrie]

Swear to god numi, just tie a W with one of your friends, stop blue balling yourself and "JUST DO IT"

[@CrazeeAdam]

Feel like it's for sure a confidence and maybe even "fear" issue with Numi.. she's afraid of getting rejected, afraid of letting someone get truly close. It seems like at least. It happens, but she may need some counseling or therapy if she truly has those fears or hesitations like it seems she does. :(

[@Spoopball]

They've all seen each other naked and shit on the toliet in front of each other. Someone would say they're closer than lovers

[@Whiskey_Assassin]

i want to like this but we are at 69...

[@ZVPieGuy]

I think it's a friendzone thing with all of the vtubers. I remember Numi saying something about how she used to lust for Bao before she really knew her, but after getting to know her, she doesn't anymore.

[@Dsmith6798]

She needs someone thats experienced to take the lead like vex or cotton that can help build confidence.

[@caleb5572]

Numi and Bao would be just perfect for each other you know.

[@sleepydrifter6355]

Sometimes... sometimes I'm like, there is no way Numi is actually THAT much of an L Queen, but then I unpause the video...

[@RandalXVI]

I love these two so much they always find a way to make me smile through the toughest of days

[@wraithwrecker_]

Their level of unhinged is almost lethal.

[@TheAssassin_2]

5:36 Their date?! You heard it here first folks the alleGAYtions are true!

[@stefanootes9526]

I think she mentions this because of the date night video, but I am not 100% sure

[@Lord_Mistfire]

“Bao! Just come inside!”

[@vladtheimpalerofficial]

I see numi and bao i click

[@a-1themanifestations]

Numi in that outfit looking gooooooood!! 🤩

[@writz2]

0:09 Perfect sound alert. Also 2:19

[@Zackrobotheart]

imagine vtubers on hot ones "ok our first wing features pink cat bland sauce" "our second sauce is from the good people at kfp, phoenix classic" ... "our second to last sauce is where it starts to get really hot. Clipper's Mega lewd sauce with liquid cringe." "and the final sauce its a tradition to add one drop to the wing; The Last Yab."

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

Who else sees “Baomi” becoming a thing real soon?

[@KNJfan]

This count as softcore exhibitionism :p

[@RoachChan]

Shh.... don't give KZbin more reasons to ban the channel....

[@mrgrimmlore]

Just close your eyes... and listen...

[@ammendum9044]

This went from 100 to 1000 real quick.

[@kythlyn]

Nice edits; couldn't hear most of what Bao said live. Thanks!

[@RoachChan]

I gotchu

[@causticrevolver]

Bro they just need to date already 😂

[@kuromaxima8745]

Can they just kiss already!? I’m done being teased.

[@dead-claudia]

bao certainly has been trying lol some point bao just needs to take the initiative herself and ask lol

[@generalbutterscotch4887]

The worst (funniest) part is that Numi is no stranger to _kissing_ her friends from time to time. It's not knowing what to do afterwards that's the problem.

[@nickpapadopoulos9978]

​@@generalbutterscotch4887 Pretty much!

[@TheEpicMusic161]

They literally actually have already kissed, on stream even.

[@grigori9061]

@@TheEpicMusic161source?

[@Yunglex313]

Man...and I thought I was a degenerate.

[@Poke-ladd]

I’m staring respectfully 👀

[@blanck7457]

Very sus

[@lorainejustice]

"Next to the what-" Heartfelt

[@SaraVeryLittleBean_456]

I ThOUgHt I T WAsSSs WIndSDAy Got me on the floor

[@dylangarrison345]

That's what she said

[@jamessaunders2559]

7 minutes of poggers newsreel

[@noble_wine]

La la la kiss🎶 the girl verse from original Little Mermaid.

[@Icetea-2000]

0:10 don’t mind if I do

[@danteabaddon]

Bob (Numi and Shyllily) is Dante. And Bao and Numi's son will be Vergil.

[@phoenix78917]

Adorable couple

[@sirlagsalot8474]

The thumbnail reminds me of Sonic and Mario

[@RoachChan]

Oh no....

[@Tyyin.]

how the f- why? LOL

[@ottovonnekpunch1268]

@0:38, Numi sez 'They're "C"'s! Now, "C"'s nice, very nice! But Numi's new model ain't sportin' no "C"'s, dammit! Heck, each one is as big as her model's head! Tell me I'm wrong...

[@demonic_myst4503]

C is the cup not the lengh so its the surface area of the end of the breast

[@gregd806]

Come inside? What?

[@someguyswholikesvtubers8864]

Real

[@magebear7]

No shot Numi's a C.

[@jasentrevino2670]

😆

[@wolfbane7497]

This is suss

[@macfluffers]

Yeah, they're not not dating. I'm not buying it

[@TheOnlyBiodude]

Numi's meme problem is being chronically female in that she won't make her choices fast enough and act. She seems to lose traction the closer she gets to doing it. Her explanations are always "I just lose interest in that way". Clear signs of a person who has always settled for friendship. I recall she mentioned a camp experience where she ghosted a girl that finally showed interest back. Clear sign of a woman too scared for a relationship. Connect the dots and you've found a woman that cannot get into a serious relationship without alot of help. Numi's choice of partners as a result of this will be very YABAI. Numi needs to address her issues, because otherwise she will only be available to demanding people. They are the sort that jump into your lap and tell you how things are going to happen. Now that can be pretty cool in a romanticized fashion, but in most cases these folks are evil fricks.

[@KakashiHatake-fr7qu]

0:51

[@KakashiHatake-fr7qu]

5:41

[@mooparr]

Those are NOT Cs bruh.

[@xWatexx]

What’s the lore behind these two? Are they dating?

[@KakashiHatake-fr7qu]

5:10

[@zer0sinder]

No way those are "C's"!

[@lostnemesis]

Roach they don't forget their lives they just want people to watch they get off because of the audience.

[@RoachChan]

XDDD

[@lostnemesis]

Shit now I see more of me being tired as shit and not proofreading anything 😂

[@HippoPottyTrainer]

they so gay💀