The Stock Market Scheme That Almost Killed a Soccer Team

[@thataaronb]

Thought it was financial death of the club not literally killing the players.

[@truechaosmulala3831]

Same with Dortmund’s history

[@epf9996]

Happened in 2002

[@kimballmcmullin6861]

same

[@pedroandrade6411]

That's a completely new level of simping

[@MahdiKnicks]

lmaoo

[@FabioTheGreat]

Simps gotta simp, or troxas sempre seram troxas.

[@ronaldwayne7092]

Not new: See what John Hinckley did to impress Jodie Foster back in 1981.

[@jahjoeka]

Simping ain't easy

[@anthonyasiimwe24]

🤣🤣🤣

[@2das]

Kudos to the person who thought it could be just coincidence that someone bought these options but still reported that. Probably a hero in this story.

[@baz1184]

He was eating at the hotel thinking he was some kind of mastermind.... Except he got caught and it was for only a couple of grand.

[@pak3ton]

For simp :v

[@Captain.Abu_Bakr]

He really thought the market worked the same way in real life like it does in gta 5 story mode

[@juiceman2019]

🤣🤣🤣

[@mattstead387]

I think if he had killed the whole team the share price would have dropped?

[@juiceman2019]

Definitely because they wouldn't have players on their roaster and theyd have to buy players which would cause the stocks to plummet.

[@aliatef7203]

tf u talking about it does, it did

[@samzfisher]

The elites have doing corona virus and get rich. Buy bottom Sell high

[@abcdeeer]

making r/wsb look sane

[@upcomingartists9373]

I was looking for a comment like this lololol r/afghan-streetbet

[@SEVENFLORES]

Don’t give them ideas...

[@ilyasomer5772]

YOLO

[@warreng.harding4118]

This is gold

[@mohit_panjwani]

Hahaha this aged well after the GameStop scandal

[@miguelreyesvilla5434]

Imagen getting caught just for not downloading NordVPN 😂

[@adam_bh]

@Kevin Umiten there are other proper ways to hide your ip

[@laguna3604]

He should've used tor in a tails machine.

[@jannerusi9265]

They would catch him by tracing owner of the account which was used to purchase those stock options

[@Zartak00]

I think it was a joke ahah

[@patw.6567]

Omg that sponsorship

[@sentiasatransformasi]

can make a movie out of this: Der Simp.

[@abs2fast2furios]

Fuck, I remember this. Was furious when BVB higher ups decided to play the next day and then they were out of the CL.

[@minecrafter023]

That's over 3 years ago? Feels like yesterday when the news broke.

[@svanarase5449]

Am I the only one who thought this would be a story of financial mismanagement and not literal attempt to kill a team?

[@marks1245]

14 years of prison. Now my question is, what would he got for the same in the us if he did it with a nfl Team ?

[@Theo-lz2ry]

Public Lynching

[@garrygarrygarry1]

they'd send him to colorado supermax for 18 life sentences, he would never see a proper day again. and they wonder why prisoners are violent and cant be released.

[@MyILoveMinecraft]

As a BVB fan, this story is absolutely burned into my mind. Especially since at the time we really had a golden generation

[@MyILoveMinecraft]

Also one more thing : no fan calls it the signal induna Park. Its the Westfalenstadion

[@EwaRiro]

he did all that for only half a million...mate, the footballers earn that weekly

[@g.s.5868]

and they should not... this is spitting on the working man, how long you think has to work for that amount?

[@claudionunziante9347]

@@g.s.5868 I don't like football or sports in general but they don't steal the money they earn, if you work 8 hours to make what they make in 1 minute its not their fault, it's yours. It's like whining that an IT specialist earn 2/3 times as much as a warehouse man.

[@DonVinny]

@@g.s.5868 simp

[@Dotrund]

@@claudionunziante9347 lol bro they kick a ball around a fake grass field. They aren't earning millions of dollars. They aren't providing millions of dollars worth of value to society year over year. Very very few people will ever come close to actually being truly valuable to society and not just a total drain on it. And those few people are rarely if ever compensated for their contribution with money. It's the greedy and the conniving that come away with the bag.

[@saeidbinhossain898]

@@Dotrund the same can be said with actors and actresses.

[@ahnafahmed504]

There are some gta 5 missions where you buy shares of a company and kill the rival companies ceo so the shares you bought doubles or triples very quickly

[@AsDfler12]

Well..... That's not how it works mate. Unless you short a stock

[@ahnafahmed504]

@@AsDfler12 can't short stocks in gta 5 only longs

[@MegaKapo12]

Until today I really thought this was a terrorist attack, but the reality is dumber than that.

[@katana2k]

When the plot is as clear as it is here; guy executes terrorist attack, frames muslims, for stock market gambling, do we really need to hear about his personal motives?

[@ShaudaySmith]

im about to binge every Quicktake.

[@RanochVTX]

When GTA role-playing goes too far.

[@20_percent]

If you’re going through rough times, please don’t give up. Better times are coming ❤️

[@de132]

That Rudolf guy came on clutch

[@OldManEatsOats]

I thought the title meant killing figuratively not literally

[@petersimcoe7341]

Football*

[@AbhiRaj-yo9ds]

*Association Football

[@FreestyleBeats]

he could have just bought bitcoin instead

[@thedearhunter1]

what a light sentence, lucky young man a lot worse could have happened I hope the best for him and those impacted though

[@bullrocket1939]

is it just me or does the robinhood CEO, DFV and Wenergold all look the same? im kinda tripping

[@alexm566]

you're not alone, kinda like how many gun guys look the same

[@flingIetuin]

1:35 footage of bayern scoring against dortmund and then a cut to dortmund fans celebrating

[@jk-gb4et]

lol

[@deamberzingi1172]

Is wasn’t a goal bender saved from the line

[@Lucky14970]

Man... Only 14 years?! Germans seem to be fairly lax on that whole, "killing innocent human beings" thing. Damn...

[@heyah1447]

So what we got from this video was that he was simping for a female. BRO WHAT?!?!

[@ijondoro]

Lot of wasted time in this video...cut to the point

[@kennykutu2457]

The real hero in this story is the guy that spotted the options trade

[@jonathangonzalez3827]

this guy explained everything like a freshman in high school during a presentation

[@fayf.5693]

Crazy... its like Casino Royal 007 but was for aircraft cie insted of soccer team

[@rajanmithrau6019]

Nice initiative but the reporters sound so bored and unenergetic

[@chendelierz7843]

I like his calm voice tho

[@husaynmir1430]

you want the guy to sound energetic and peppy reporting a terrorist attack? lmfao

[@vincentvandyke2772]

HEY GUYS WHATS UP!!? TODAY IVE GOT THIS CRAZY STORY ABOUT THIS BOMBER!!! dude most poeple dont act like they've just sniffed a line, get off youtube

[@mohit_panjwani]

He’s a reporter not a KZbinr

[@keithhodgson6489]

@@mohit_panjwani But YT is the medium here.

[@OussamaHamdache]

Did anyone asked him if he have closed his Options trades?

[@khadyuthazarika5975]

That's what.. he could have put limit orders for selling on stoploss

[@getzata96]

Stoploss

[@awabss4]

Dude was definitely a wallstreetbet user

[@ldaley2578]

only 14 years in prison European jail sentences be sweet

[@rext8949]

Wow ! Imagine just 14 years for mass murder - the system is truly alive and kicking.

[@m1000-n8w]

Well, attempted murder. German system is also different

[@B20C0]

Nobody died and also Germany believes in rehabilitation instead of utterly destroying people's lives.

[@EngineerInMotion]

Lool greatest ad for VPN possible

[@hasanrazashaikh421]

So this guy is on another level 😂😂

[@arminvanbuuren883]

and he's gonna be roaming the streets at 43 yrs old again. That doesn't make me feel safe at all...

[@minecrafter023]

Look up the German prison system. It is based around rehabilitation, and it works quite well. I doubt he will ever commit a crime as gruesome as this one ever again.

[@SuperCortes10]

14 years?? In the US you’re not seeing the sun ever again if you do that

[@Tepalus]

The world: "Yeah, probably it was a bomb from IS" IS: "Ya jokin' right? We love football. That's just stupid"

[@alexandere3479]

And he was buying warrants, not options. Pretty stupid overall

[@IrvineIkari]

He needs to learn the wsb way

[@garrygarrygarry1]

4:58 catch me screaming ARREST MEEEE

[@djillbill4845]

We all know he'd have gotten the chair if this was the States.

[@Lukas-_]

Fortunately, the German constitution respects the human rights though

[@grayk02]

Jeezus..wouldn’t hiding your IP address be one of the first things you do. Tails OS and proxy chains my friend

[@HaiLeQuang]

I think they first tracked him via that stock options buy

[@CreeperTheOriginal]

the team i support in greece, bought this bus when dortmund sold it for incredibly cheap because of this incident... money moves

[@Lavarusity]

Lmao. Which club

[@CreeperTheOriginal]

@@Lavarusity aek athens

[@josipmatonickin6558]

Why can’t they say who did the whole video until the end instead of saying he was eating sweet potatoes n steak

[@robinhoodhustsle1356]

Was he able to close his puts?

[@son_guhun]

Tübigen is such a beautiful and calm city, and not all that big. Felt kind of weird that the idiot who did this lived there. What are the odds?

[@randomcon123]

Never dump anyone via text... that’s just pathetic

[@keithhodgson6489]

Will the presenter in the green shirt kindly wake up.

[@mayabergsdottir9622]

*football... You guys use your hands 99.5% and should hence call your sport american handball and not kidnapp the name of our dear beloved sport.

[@jakebendall8092]

This sounds like something you'd see on wallstreetbets

[@teahousezenmaster]

this is exactly the james bond casino royale villian's scheme.

[@calebamore]

As an American 14 years seems incredibly lenient

[@euphonikprince8801]

I would never do a crazy thing like that for a woman

[@sidvyas8549]

B-but, stonks only go up?

[@icaropereira3218]

The 11-month trial of the Borussia Dortmund bus bomber came to a close on Tuesday with a Dortmund court sentencing him to 14 years in prison. Sergei W., a 29-year-old Russian-born German national, was found guilty of 28 counts of attempted murder for setting off roadside bombs targeting the team's bus on April 11, 2017. The vehicle was on its way to the club's home stadium, Signal Iduna Park, ahead of a Champions League match against AS Monaco at the time. Saved you some time.

[@hotfire99boii2]

Dude only got 14 years......wow

[@adnane9381]

Notice how the term 'terrorist' was dropped out completely after it turns out the suspect isn't muslim or arab. Gotta love the media.

[@sehlentollwut]

A terrorist is per definition someone who commits crimes for political reasons. So it would be a wrong label for him.

[@monkemode8128]

Because terrorism is for political reasons

[@danntrev]

Just because he wrote the article, doesn’t mean he needs to sit here and tell the story. This man has ZERO personality

[@adhiyapratama9687]

Greedy sociopath gambler who can't trade options lol

[@prashanthb6521]

A similar bomb attack was done in South Korea.

[@JOSEPHCHARLESCOLIN2025]

People said my Time Priced Canvas Paintings are Get Rich Quick Scheme... Not for me Because People own 60% that exist

[@JopsYT]

Timing the market on a different level. XD

[@prestonbateman3077]

only 14 years?

[@JJs_playground]

Ya I was thinking the same only 14 years.

[@epicgibbal]

Lawyer prob successfully argued that it wasnt attempted murder cause he didnt have any intention to kill the team just make profit off a stunt, one involving explosives and endangering the lives of the team.

[@LegendNinja41]

wdym only 14 years? that's a long ass time especially when you have to be in prison for that period, feels probably even longer.

[@aj9969]

A different kind of market manipulation

[@johneclr5733]

that messed up

[@trishplusmama]

All that for less than a million dollars?! Dio.

[@AlexH-nt1gg]

Definition of sociopaths

[@danwalker9564]

Football team for gods sake

[@ethanalward2215]

Just 14 years??

[@bigdik3903]

that verse is killer tho

[@andreajueal8243]

When you invest in crypto you are buying a day you don't need to work

[@kelvinmcdonald5113]

@Anthony Ramos I stand with you

[@patienceoluchi5134]

Am 11years old and I want to get rich.... But it sounds awkward

[@henrynoble7011]

@Anthony Ramos Stock is crashing, bitcoin investment right now will be at every wise individual list in a month you are ecstatic with the decision you make today

[@JessicaRodriguez-bm7gq]

Assets that can make u rich Gold Real estate Stock market Crypto

[@loydriley9221]

Am new to bitco!n trading, how can I go about it?

[@CoachJohnMcGuirk]

The stock price went up and he lost money on the trade. Lol what a move.

[@moanees8866]

WallStreetBets taking notes rn

[@PotatoMan007]

Way to bury the lead! This is journalism 101.

[@edwinbrace4681]

All for a woman ? How pathetic !

[@crashyyy4116]

Only 14 years???

[@abec8211]

I still think Bobby axelrod was behind this

[@augustkasemaa3290]

Heja BVB 💛

[@vanditbhayani5389]

Bigger scandal for Dortmund is you all calling it a Soccerteam!

[@nasimmanuel7104]

See,, You never judge.. This is called a Financial terrorism.

[@jahjoeka]

Wow he got off!

[@b3ans4eva]

Wenergold looks like Arin/Egoraptor

[@billbandoh5818]

......14 years ? Did I hear that correctly ??

[@simondh9322]

„Football“ Team

[@analizatampos1740]

What rhymes witch scheme....? Team!

[@Bad_Gnasher]

It's called football not soccer. FFS.

[@und3rcut535]

I hope they did not put him in a prison in germany'

[@Talkinglife]

Nice

[@petergriffin9902]

German Cartman

[@isbarhab9814]

Sup dude Former fan here

[@petergriffin9902]

@@isbarhab9814 sorry my show has been watered down.

[@tonymuller7181]

I donno BUT Dortmund is NOT Midsized 😂

[@LegendNinja41]

For us Germans it's not, it's the 9th biggest City, in the Usa it would be only the 32th.

[@hydrolifetech7911]

@@LegendNinja41 another non-native speaker here and not another grammar nutsy. It's 32nd

[@Demir0509]

All this for 500k ?

[@bharmaldesignprintingphoto7661]

Looks Like someone copied a movie in real life "talking to pelham 123" is the movie this guy got his idea from....

[@YusufXI]

This was a terrorist attack which is masked as a "oooh the time a guy tried to kill a soccer team looool". I think who all know the reaction would be different if the individual in question followed a certain faith.

[@alexm566]

as it should. it would have meant ISIS story in the letter was true

[@mathiaspedersen2001]

Most people consider a terrorist attack to be politically motivated. This was financially motivated, and is therefore not a terrorist attack.

[@alexm566]

@@mathiaspedersen2001 In the English language "terrorism" means politically motivated. if a guy shoots 100 people because he's angry with his girlfriend, that's not terrorism.

[@YusufXI]

@@mathiaspedersen2001 did ISIS not bomb parts of Iraq to take over banks and oil rigs. Let's speak clearly, it can be both.

[@realm8286]

FOOTBALL team!!!!!!!!!!

[@MayorMcC666]

This should have been sponsored by nord vpn

[@trashAndNoStar]

😂💀 would be a super smooth transition to sponsor message, this one