The Story Behind YouTube's Most Dangerous Stalker - Jack

[@TheTekkitRealm]

Don't look behind you.

[@nigerianman2243]

ok

[@Mef_fi]

?

[@Mef_fi]

a

[@Cheetah181]

Ok

[@jjh4511]

dont look at the wall behind me, ok got it

[@harismohammad2005]

For anyone out there, if someone like Jack appears on KZbin and is targeting you, when you realise that their behaviour is unusual, contact your local authorities, as well as any support networks around you, when leaving the house tell people where you are going and what time you are coming back also what path you are taking ( something you should do anyway ). By contacting your local authorities they can help identify the location of people stalking you. I would advise keeping cameras outside your house as well to identify any possible strangers. Stay in groups of three or more and don’t go out late. Hope this helps. If your in the process of being abducted scream “fire, murder and help” simultaneously as well as kick, thrash, bite, gouge eyes, kick groin and scratch. Stay safe. Update: I appreciate the support, thank you so much for your kindness. However, I am more happy to see that people are taking from the advice as well as giving more beneficial advice that adds to this thread, even though their has been some, questionable tips and tricks. Thanks guys once again. Have a great day.

[@cyseraa]

man y'all. serious

[@yomo9781]

@@Wyxos you couldn't do shit

[@harismohammad2005]

@@cyseraa Being serious for serious things = staying alive Have a good day and stay safe.

[@cyseraa]

@@harismohammad2005 nice 👍

[@ghostboyfriend8951]

this comment is very helpful! thank you :)

[@nowthisisepic1942]

Jack: *shows a picture of my house* Me already knowing what my house looks like:

[@thexylophone]

"Do not cite the deep magic to me witch. I was there when it was written."

[@Really_cool_i_think]

Homeless people: I am 4 parallel universes in front of you

[@Mohgwynthemohglested]

Sick Kisuke pfp

[@nowthisisepic1942]

@@Mohgwynthemohglested thank you

[@fluffythecat22]

@@thexylophone gold

[@skittles527]

Jack: I'm outside your house... People in the International Space Station: *Proceed*

[@amogus3]

Lmaooo

[@germanycountryhuman2227]

Lolol

[@Reskinn]

Lmfao

[@Reskinn]

@TheOfficial GoodGamers ?

[@theendofli8192]

@@Reskinn skittle is that u

[@midasd7925]

I can imagine that jack could actually be a whole organisation of stalkers living all over the country. Then maybe they pick one target and keep spamming them in shifts. This would explain the short reaction time. A member that lives close to the victim could then do all the creepy stuff like taking pictures of the house.

[@realcybersoapy]

makes sense. one person couldn't just reply that frequently without break

[@Jack-ik5lh]

I love your voice

[@RealDreadmania]

@@Jack-ik5lh Nice try. KZbin Direct Messages were shut down on September 18th, 2019

[@Jack-ik5lh]

@@RealDreadmania don’t need them

[@mrtubby6969]

​@@Jack-ik5lh i love your voice too.

[@TacticalTabby]

This video would be the perfect video for a VPN sponsor.

[@pra9391]

xd yea

[@dbducks9697]

I have never agreed with something so correct before

[@blurry._.4521]

Too true

[@blurry._.4521]

@@dbducks9697 same

[@gachaoparchie8908]

Truueeee ommggg

[@mikenike4420]

bruh jack acts like a discord mod “don’t make me upset kitten” “cute little kitten”

[@bosstrash8461]

most stalkers are discord mod-esque lowlifes

[@mikenike4420]

@@bosstrash8461 literally

[@veronicaorsmth]

BAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[@sakai_sukistudios4157]

I have a discord account I’ll block anyone 😤

[@KudoRedfox]

Sounds more like Dream with the use of "kitten"

[@x-mighty7602]

Jack: "I Love you" Me: "I'm Straight" Jack: "I didn't know..." *Credits Roll*

[@FinelinePictures]

"I'm not gay Greg"

[@ezranoah2009]

@@FinelinePictures the Bible of our childhood

[@Melody_Magik]

How to stop a stalker in one step

[@Fspoke_]

*music starts to roll in* *sudden vignette effect appears and a "to be continued" piece of text in an unfamiliar font on an arrow ponting to the down most left corner of the screen*

[@fod-der]

@@FinelinePictures bro I was just about to make that joke

[@justsomeonenamedsomeone6806]

Jack: "I’m outside your house" people who live in an apartment: *"yeah buddy, you totally are"*

[@janicem9225]

He'd have a time of it to try to get into MY apartment for sure, since we have cameras everywhere, key swipes, someone always around etc. Lol

[@Alguem11111]

I got respect after so long i guess

[@PoisonIvory088]

As a apartmentee i can confirm we would say this if jack said this to us

[@1vy-h2b]

Me who lives on a two story building:

[@bobjoebo8933]

69th like

[@fbi538]

Thank you for shedding light on this. The investigation is now open and now is in session. I’m coming for you Jack.

[@Ricksanchezsc-137]

Thanks FBI

[@Iceglorp]

Oh lord this deserves Billions of likes

[@Ricksanchezsc-137]

@@Iceglorp yep

[@Iceglorp]

@@Ricksanchezsc-137 yeah this video is pp pants material may pie even poo poo pant material

[@rpg6924]

Ok

[@Th3Goober]

Kindergarten teachers: ignore bullies, they just want a reaction. The bullies:

[@dantesonofsparda-b6r]

saying "when is when the" will confuse them.

[@awesome_barabado]

@@dantesonofsparda-b6r i'm confused too

[@FuckMeTilliCum]

Ikr

[@shaypatrickcormac4168]

Me when the:

[@Jack-hu1od]

@@FuckMeTilliCum hey bestie

[@commenter9681]

When you forgot your passwords but the stalker tells them to you: 😀

[@LionProds296]

l o l

[@the_spider_7773]

Same effect as: "Hacker: i have all your passwords You,who has forgotten every single password you had: "

[@cookedoven9914]

Lol yeah

[@freakster-6029]

lol

[@Harrysun69]

I wasn't tooo scared but i still felt some goosebumps

[@dailydoseofsugar]

Imagine if the submitter found Jack’s address sending him mail every Saturday with a beat up cardboard box with Jack’s name on top of it with messy handwriting and a smiley face and inside the package would be Jack’s own messages and on the back it would say, “lol get rekt”

[@mamukagoletiani7364]

You georgian???

[@mrcubeanimations8168]

𓁹𓁹

[@minecraftify95]

HI XAVIER IM A BIG FAN

[@avacado4706]

Imagine Jack messing with Vsauce... Jack: "I'm outside your house" Vsauce: "Or are you?"

[@koen6162]

I can already hear the vsauce music playing

[@avacado4706]

@@koen6162 "You see the thing is, you're not just outside my house, you're outside, but do we really know what that means?" XD

[@koen6162]

@@avacado4706 LMFAOOO

[@lunarthicclipse8219]

@@avacado4706 outside has many definitions but its only relative to the listener, you can say youre outside a house or outside a mall, but realistically ur never outside something, infact ur forever prisoned, you can never truly be outside, going outside to smell fresh air, ur actually inside the earth atmosphere, going outside in a space ship, well ur still inside a rocket, goingoutside the ship, well youre still inside the solar system and the universe and so on, how can you truly be outside you might ask? Simple the answer is in quantum fluctuations, if you disintigerate into the smallest particles ever, like electrons for example, youre gonna eventually phase outside existence it self, but are you really outside? Youre gonna be stuck inside nothingness, and you will eventually come back to the universe, so theoretically ur never outside, ur only inside like how im inside ur mom rn

[@D2AIN]

@@lunarthicclipse8219 Oh c'mon man, you got me.

[@kaydenallsebrook9351]

I've been a victim of stalking by a violent offender (not from KZbin or anything) but if you're worried about or suspect you might be being stalked. Contact the authorities EVERY TIME you have an incident. No matter how small you think it is. Because it helps to build a case. Explicitly tell them that you do not feel safe. Take screenshots, record phonecalls, take pictures. Always tell your trusted friends and family where you are going and with who. Make your work/school aware . (Most will be able to make accomodations for your safety so that the stalker won't be able to predict your work/school time table) and try not to fall into a schedule/routeen if you're able. In the UK atleast it's really hard to get the police to take action against a stalker unless they physically confront you or cause damage to/trespass on your property so the more evidence you can gather, the more things you save, the better chance they will be willing to take action before it gets to that point. It took my stalker confronting multiple occasions, injuring me a few times and giving me a concussion to finally get my case taken seriously. Do not stop making a case against them. The sooner the police get involved, the less chance of something drastic having to happen to you before they listen. Stay safe and look after yourselves.

[@dignityworks_animates5775]

Ok, thanks! ^^

[@nopeser2947]

Thanks mate

[@dawnstarlily]

Thank you! Hope you're doing well :)

[@checkers405]

what do i do when im getting cyberstalked? i keep getting cyberstalked and i dont know what to do :l

[@Thanadeez]

@@checkers405 just today I got a comment asking me how I liked a thing I do but never tell anyone I walked home today and I full well realised two people where going the same direction as me for a long time and one was a father not too suspicious he was with two little kids they where talking about what they’re gonna eat and stuff so innocent but the dude in full black i didnt trust. I wear a lot of black but he had something about him

[@TimingSmile]

what my parents think every single person on the internet is like:

[@cheesy3057]

Haha that’s so true

[@diegonipita4942]

admin panels

[@TimingSmile]

@@diegonipita4942 BRUH LMAOOO

[@TimingSmile]

@@diegonipita4942 HOW DID YOU FIND ME for anyone who dosent know he comments on my videos about a experience he had with me in a game lol

[@gamingjedi52]

@@TimingSmile I can see you

[@EveBatStudios]

Me and a number of other animators have recently caught someone mass cyber stalking us in a similar obsessive fashion. Reminded me a lot of what we are going through with the Truebones Exposed situation.

[@goofy9638]

Ok

[@mrcubeanimations8168]

𓁹𓁹

[@darkeum9741]

The Tekkit realm should have their own funded detective show.

[@chasify642]

Well pretty sure all these videos are fictional sooo

[@darkeum9741]

@@chasify642 well I don’t think so but maybe

[@JocaPlays87]

@@darkeum9741 the 'moon' stream is real, but i didn't find the jack channel

[@rooftopping]

@@JocaPlays87 moon stream isnt real bro

[@rasarajautocarestation9973]

@@darkeum9741 yup i think it's true too

[@daviddavidson7532]

Jack: Look behind you. Me who died 34 times at the same spot in a video game: *You have 1 minute to leave my house.*

[@g0d1n0v6]

too true

[@kamov52510]

Hahaha

[@MJ-zn2gf]

R A G E

[@perciful1936]

Not even The GODZ can protect you

[@Anthony-dg1jn]

No.

[@rollox]

i like how he uses minecraft cave noises for the “scary music”

[@official_h_official]

@666 ً OMG!!111!1!11 SPOTED 666 NUBMER *****not CLICKBAIT***** **EMOTIONAL** **GONE WRONG** VERY SCARY 3AM

[@rollox]

@@official_h_official lol

[@sirllamaiii9708]

If it fits it fits lol

[@legacy1905]

@@official_h_official gg lol

[@zaloska]

@@official_h_official GONE SEXIAL!!!!! 1111!!!1!1!.IM STALKED BY STATN NIW

[@kamiiibear3871]

If you didn't notice its always on Saturday the same day Jack the Ripper was always active

[@mrphrog445]

Jack: I'm outside of your house That one astronaut in space:

[@mrrainbrow423]

Jack: By house, I mean, in your sleeping cabin.

[@udrubudrub]

He gets in a rocket shop and flies to the astronaut

[@pahariboy7830]

I love you please hang out with me

[@your_moms_favorite8323]

@@mrrainbrow423 Stabbin cabin*

[@mrphrog445]

@@pahariboy7830 no

[@N3PTUNE8008]

imagine if Jack sent a message to someone, with their name, and the person replied with Jack’s real name, postcode and address. damn, this blew up faster than an IED.

[@quadtronaut2539]

@cat Your next line is, "You don't know me, but I know you now. I think you're cool, wanna hang out sometime?"

[@Big_Pound]

Haha JoJo reference go brrr

[@thenexus8384]

And a military armory

[@Roebloz]

Your next line is: "Is this a Jojo reference?"

[@redbeanman1605]

@@quadtronaut2539 holy crap, I read that at the same time the video said it

[@PotatoSeeds2.0]

"Jack is KZbin's most dangerous stalker" Sssniperwolf: hold my beer

[@mikesdynasty1]

Lmao

[@Dualspeedbattler1]

True she has simps

[@greyknight9621]

Jack: “I’m outside your house” Homeless people: “where is it?”

[@GROWSNAPOFFICIAL]

Haahahha

[@Mrbruh6000]

I’m outside of your tent

[@MPRBLX]

Hah man thats the funniest comment ive seen all day

[@korblex7700]

Copied

[@Drenamow]

I'm outside your cardboard tent

[@milkshakedraws6944]

Jack: “I’m outside your house.” Kidnapped people: *Maniacal laughter*

[@sbensbeve10yearsago3]

NO SROP

[@merosilla]

That still sucks cause he could rob your house while your kidnapped

[@yoahnoah9780]

guys this is actually kinda making me scared does this dude travel all kinds of countries? if not can you please tell me which countries "jack" appears in and stalks people in

[@TGCPhilip]

*muffled maniacal laughter

[@FriskyD.]

@@yoahnoah9780 you can get a picture of pretty much anywhere from google streetview

[@meloms_smolem_]

Jack: I’m at your window Me on an airplane: :trollface:

[@thexylophone]

Imagine then seeing Jack soaring through the sky to the plane.

[@mgspatheticchannel1496]

How would you have internet on a plane?

[@Discrym]

@@mgspatheticchannel1496 mobile data

[@meloms_smolem_]

@@mgspatheticchannel1496 uh...honestly good point.

[@b3eframen179]

@@Discrym your not supposed to use data on a plane lol

[@PublicStqticVoid]

"Of course the police never give you a satisfying ending" I agree

[@mrcubeanimations8168]

𓁹𓁹 ☹︎

[@nowthisisepic1942]

Jack: I’m outside of your house Texans being allowed to shoot anyone on their property trespassing or causing harm

[@GROWSNAPOFFICIAL]

Ok I am a American but I didn't know that

[@8Nmedia]

@@nowthisisepic1942 jack: I have documents of buying this property… the tables have turned haven’t they

[@Kettie5]

- cocks revolver - *”Come and take it bitch”*

[@thighcrush3640]

Philza?

[@nowthisisepic1942]

@@GROWSNAPOFFICIAL yes

[@ForkLefts]

Jack: I'm outside your house Person in Antarctica: **loads penguin with fish**

[@thexylophone]

*"FISH KILL!"*

[@deadlydam]

Just lock him outside he will just freeze

[@Jack-vt1hq]

Theres no fences so you got a point

[@Charlie-esque]

What about the windows?

[@Charlie-esque]

@@Jack-vt1hq oh hi jack.

[@smoltimelose6450]

theory: Jack pulls the victims ip address, looks it up on google maps, and rents an airbnb or hotel a couple miles away, then proceeds to stalk his victims as a weird psychotic hobby or fetish, while being in contact with them to send cryptic messages with no meaning to scare the victim for "fun"

[@burgerman6166]

Pls don't give them ideas XD

[@potatoscream]

1. How the heck does he get the OP address? 2. IP addresses are very broad and inaccurate, and will give the city of residence if you're lucky.

[@TheThe-om3qt]

@@potatoscream Exactly was I was going to comment. You can’t “just pull the victims IP address” unless you have access to KZbin’s servers, and IP isn’t very precise for location.

[@simpdaddy5226]

@@TheThe-om3qt he could work for a big internet provider where he has access to very precise tracking of the ip. At least I think that's how it works from what I've researched before. don't quote me though.

[@sofanotcouch3433]

i think at one point he hacked their phone cameras

[@popcat7917]

Jack: Look behind you. Me behind a fireplace: well, time for my hotdog party

[@aaaaa111aaaaa]

Bro's crispy

[@kevinkitt8140]

Invite me, please!

[@xulinuopan]

Jack: “i’m outside ur house” Me living in china using a vpn: “alright come in”

[@medic297]

Also me i am in iran with VPN

[@Iron-Gamer]

Me with a rifle come in i got a german present hehe

[@thearch-vile8232]

Im your 69th like your welcome

[@Jadennn0619]

Me in Ancient Greece with VPN:

[@cxyn1675]

me in germany using a vpn:

[@antaiiiii]

whole comment section right now jack: “I’m outside your house”

[@cihloun]

jack: "I'm outside your house" Arushi Ghosal: whole comment section right now jack: "I'm outside your house"

[@antaiiiii]

@@cihloun 😂tf

[@cihloun]

@@antaiiiii yep 🥴

[@jack3963]

I’m outside your house.

[@jeff1liam2]

@@jack3963 not mine though

[@ihatemyself5229]

Jack just wants to inform you about your car’s extended warranty

[@user-eg7mn7rf6x]

yes what a guy

[@ThyBinlid]

Ohhh that’s why he wouldn’t leave when I shut the door on him! He just cared for me!

[@anthonyJones-ll4ei]

@Jack hey jack, thanks for telling me about my car warranty

[@Redshirtgaming96]

Suzie is after me

[@schimpie]

copied but go off ig

[@WHYYY232]

if this ever happens to me, i would learn russian, change my identity, move to Siberia, join the russian military, live in an underground bunker with guns that shoot automatically, hire 50 body guards, and get a big red button that says "launch nuke" on it.

[@mrcubeanimations8168]

𓁹𓁹

[@RedSensed]

Woah

[@hugodfitzgerald]

Didn’t age well

[@WHYYY232]

@@hugodfitzgerald yep, now i gueess i move to MARS instead

[@KornLordd]

@@WHYYY232 you’re about to doom us all

[@aaronsito]

Jack: I'm outside your house Kevin McCallister: *ah shit here we go again*

[@Bored932]

underrated comment, lmao

[@うつ病が多すぎる]

Frrrr

[@Channel-ii7kc]

If you don't know , it's the main character from a movie called: Home Alone

[@bacon-120]

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[@fakhruddinhasan1239]

Lmao

[@marvaslater2283]

"I can see you right now:" *Oh I didn't know my underground bunker had windows*

[@justaperson242]

I can see you

[@yeseniaalaniz2]

I like ur pfp

[@willowgoober]

@@justaperson242 gilbert

[@mclarensenna3619]

Lmao. imagine taking a shit in the bathroom and you get a notification saying "i see you."

[@xerango_8659]

@@mclarensenna3619 I'd burn down my entire fucking city and move to a new continent with a different identity and change my accent and voice and any features that represent me

[@kirbo9956]

jack: *sends a picture of a house* Person who was in the military: *"proceed."*

[@jackoutsideofthebox0916]

That guy belike:"can you go to that house to check that have any man?":)

[@jackoutsideofthebox0916]

@@politino0 *confused:)

[@ma.katrinakriseladecer5946]

Well it depends if they're either at home or still in their military base

[@MidnightDrake]

Me sitting in my window with a crossbow: Proceed for die.

[@devnail7368]

Perfect pf picture

[@PeachySASQUATCH]

Jack: “I’m outside your house.” Every other comment on this video: “I’m outside your house.”

[@mrcubeanimations8168]

Im not outside your house 𓁹𓁹

[@dacoconutking]

Nah it's only jack, he's probably on his beanstalk right now

[@yvn4143]

lmao

[@jookie4207]

Can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard that joke

[@CincySportsFan]

@@jookie4207 you're a joke

[@xunsuu]

jack the snack that smiles back

[@zzedixx]

@@jookie4207 Please don't stalk me

[@kirbystar3322]

Imagine he’s just a really really devoted mailman who really wants to send you a package.

[@kingdev_games8340]

U laughed at that

[@AiladnamNiaz]

@@kingdev_games8340 huh

[@kingdev_games8340]

Oh just notice I said “U” I meant to say “I”

[@kingdev_games8340]

@@AiladnamNiaz that what

[@pettanshrimpnazunasapostle1992]

Jack: i have been trying to reach you to inform you about your car's extended warranty

[@eazydnbs]

Jack: Look behind you. Me, who’s laying on the floor: *No, I don’t think I will*

[@flytude]

lol

[@jey5806]

Me who's sitting on a chair and a wall behind the chair

[@descookie3973]

Jack: *Casually proceeds to rise from the plating of the floor*

[@deecenoix4240]

Same I’m laying in my couch

[@TheBloxitor]

i mean, makes sense, your darwin watterson

[@tokugawaieyasu3754]

Jack cannot possibly be one person. What if Jack was a group for human trafficking.

[@kiwiiistrawbartzy]

Actually it's very possible, sorry it's been like a year😅 I'm just saying from listening to true crime- there's cases that go insanely obsessive like this quite alot especially since the dawn of the internet 💀people will stay up for DAYS obsessing like this and usually that's called mania, it's scary ass shit- personally have went thru mania not like crazy or anything it's just there's actually insane people out there who do this for real. Human trafficking cases don't usually come out like this they're more like luring you out not shit ur pants I'm looking at you they don't want evidence n stuff like that and jack don't give a fuckkk about you telling your family n giving you a reason to put a guard up, human traffickers want your guard down to snag you with as little notice as possible I'm sorry for the ramble this is just my opinion from being obsessively into true crime for too long😅

[@benjaminstuart9761]

Fun fact: I was watch a documentary on Jack the ripper and it is theorised that his identity is a man named Alan leichmer (not sure how to spell it) there is actually a black and white photo of him taken in the 1890s.

[@benjaminstuart9761]

'Charles Allen lechmere' is his full name

[@6rosForLife]

Well he was a suspect

[@emily_boo_19]

Jack was a church woman. Killed ladies of the night to save them, but used the wrong methods. Why would 1800s men think a respectible woman would murder someone?

[@tookuh]

Jack: "I'm outside your house" Me: "Cool I wanted to test out my Glock 17"

[@guest_rblx]

bruh dont bring the glock bring the ak out

[@guest_rblx]

yeah i had newest comments on and saw this im not jack

[@tookuh]

@@guest_rblx Haha

[@tookuh]

@Marius Marin god bless america

[@Andrew-ms4dr]

ah yes, the american way

[@BrendanBarney]

“I love when they run.” He says after taking a stalker picture.

[@dxarknessentity5887]

1st reply on a verified

[@GoldFalcon]

2nd reply on most popular guy !

[@habukichan]

yeet

[@Jack-bf5xc]

Hey

[@Cogif]

Same

[@jaxfencepros9528]

Seems to me that Jack knew this girl from college. He was a student or professor. This is evident by his antics which showed above average intelligence. He remained friends with her after college, hence his knowledge of both her addresses.

[@RazAr-]

How do you explain the other story then

[@clethoclouds]

@@RazAr-true

[@designconker4796]

I mean, I would accept it except it wouldn’t explain why they waited 6 months to contact them again. Why stop 3 years of contact for 6 months just to pop up again. When if they knew them they could have kept it going.

[@sabertooth3735]

Jack: I’m outside your house Jigsaw: let’s play a little game

[@BoredzRed]

you unlocked achievement : why did you comment the same thing twice

[@C00lkidd103]

@THE Little Nate EXACLY

[@ZoarialN]

420th like 😩

[@pavi-hd3xo]

Achievement Unlocked: Mom come pick me up.

[@ZenyxREAL]

@jack

[@disobediant9580]

Jack: im inside your house Some homeless person on Mcdonalds wifi: 😈 you just set off my trap card

[@froggers8945]

YOU JUST GOT VECTORED

[@Asiannuggey]

hehe funni

[@Jack-iu2jg]

I'm watching you.

[@rensonia1101]

@@Jack-iu2jg wtf 😨

[@rensonia1101]

Then what am I doing rn bestie?

[@esper6725]

Jack: im outside your house The kid from home alone: good luck getting inside

[@shwermea]

@Esper Kevin McAllister

[@OrsonKrennic57]

Golden comment

[@GROWSNAPOFFICIAL]

No he said:try me b***

[@8Nmedia]

Jack: I’m outside your house The kid living in 2021: your sus

[@shwermea]

@@8Nmedia Oh man... You're*

[@DarkmatterL0rd]

Jack: I'm outside your house Ip hackers: I'm also outside of yours.

[@Hehehahaaau]

Jack: “I’m outside your house” Murderers: come on in

[@bacongod6415]

Yes

[@tac6532]

Try me

[@Mement0MoRi-]

@@dannysdonutsarchive6327 hol up-

[@petermclennan7931]

@@dannysdonutsarchive6327 what

[@Nelex5000]

@@dannysdonutsarchive6327 🤪🤪🤪🤪 so funny you have name and picture lol!!! Coincidence??? Scary........🤪🤪🤪

[@Crackitooy]

i wonder how this got so many likes?

[@Speed-TV]

Lmao

[@CarmTzy]

Lmao

[@mattihcr2]

Lol

[@icantthinkofaname5101]

l m a o

[@icantthinkofaname5101]

l m a o

[@Yumihal_]

Imagine if there was someone stalking Jack and he is just like “Im at your house” “Really? Wow thats great! Im in yours :D”

[@tmoney6898]

Lol

[@egzystencja.1755]

a history of a great friendship

[@oliverkoch6197]

Jack: Im in your house CoD kid:Well im in your mom

[@Andrej-f7c]

Well my opinion is Jack just hacked someones camera and then while you are passing with your phone outside he just took a photo of your phone camera while you were maybe walking or doing something else and then photoshopped it so it seems it night time

[@Jack-cd6to]

@@Andrej-f7c Jack definitely did that.

[@Diane_666]

Oh wow. 10 years later I find out that I'm not the only one this happenned to. When I was in middle school, I used to watch KZbin first thing after coming home. For some reason I thought it was impolite not to leave a comment after watching a video, so I had a set of phrases I would post (something along the lines of "Thanks for the video!" or "This was a fun one!", nothing sophisticated.) Nobody really replied to me until that one Friday. I came home excited to spend the next two and a half days watching KZbin and playing games, but then I saw that for the first time in my life I had DOZENS of unread notifications. Yes, you guessed it - they were all from Jack replying to my comments. The replies were all similarly creepy, but never the same, and had nothing to do with the video or my comments. He would compliment me, tell me about his feelings for me, invite me to hang out... I got really scared, but at first I thought it was just one of my classmates pranking me so I ignored it. But I stopped writing KZbin comments, so that he would have nothing to reply to. After a few weeks though I started getting e-mails from him. I marked them all as "spam" and eventually they stopped ending up in my inbox. But the really creepy part happenned after that... One day in school a teacher told me that a relative of mine came to pick me up early. I didn't have many adult relatives living that close to me, and my parents would have told me if they sent someone else to pick me up, so I refused to go. I wanted to call my parents but the teacher ended up calling them herself, and I'll never forget the way her face changed when she realized she almost let me get kidnapped by a stranger. My parents came and picked me up right after (they had to walk into the classroom because I refused to go outside until I saw them), and before going home I asked my teacher what the stranger's name was. It was Jack. To this day I tend to avoid anyone with that name. Or I would, at least, if I hadn't made it all up.

[@VirtualBluez]

Jack: I'm outside your house Rich people: Which one?

[@MarcoPerez-vg9en]

Lol

[@wolvezftn8602]

Ha ha

[@zvchval665]

Such an underrated comment

[@v_xvf]

Haha. Good joke. We should meet once.

[@VirtualBluez]

@@v_xvf its should not shoul'd

[@echochambers8418]

Jack just wanted to talk to them about their cars extended warranty

[@michaelmunoz1909]

Underated comment

[@thepriestgodneverpaid]

@@michaelmunoz1909 Agreed.

[@77lucass41]

😂 I’m dying

[@alexanderleviiyt9566]

And this is why I used a wrecking ball on my castle.

[@Ciansles]

I got called by someone random today about cars extended warranty when i don’t even own a car

[@vamburgerr3482]

JACK JUST WANTED TO PERSONALLY SAY.... "I Am Never Gonna Give You Up. "

[@FuckMeTilliCum]

Yes

[@fanaticjay3825]

@@FuckMeTilliCum never gonna run around and dessert you

[@Rayn.y]

@@FuckMeTilliCum never gonna make u cry

[@potatothesecond]

@@FuckMeTilliCum never gonna say goodbye

[@Jack-wr8dw]

Never gunna give you up

[@nyxolotyl7782]

Jack: I'm at your front door Me: Oh great! Come on in. Now, let's discuss my plan of murdering you- Jack: Pardon? Me: Oh! I said, 'Would you like a cup of Foxglove* tea?' *Foxglove is a very dangerous and poisonous plant that when brewed into tea, can kill an adult.

[@littlefrost5615]

Edge lord right here

[@nyxolotyl7782]

@@littlefrost5615 sorry, I just know my plants :)

[@Lizhal-jj2om]

Ayo who would've known I'd learn something from a KZbin comment

[@MHAMADZR]

I like you to!

[@bobaa4268]

*you say, as you get shot by a gun 15 times*

[@tess7168]

Jack - “I’m outside your house.” Me - “oh cool the pizzas here,”

[@pip9427]

Relatable

[@wakeeanimated5736]

69 likes? sorry not anymore, ima like

[@josemreyes6059]

Underated

[@domesticlight3400]

I mean he ain't in my house what's the problem

[@josemreyes6059]

@@domesticlight3400 XD

[@janvesely1087]

Jack: "I'm in your backyard." Americans: *loads shotgun with malicious intent*

[@DepthsmagnetIII]

No no you must mean russians

[@DepthsmagnetIII]

@ what the fuck

[@yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole]

stalkers aint allowed in my backyard

[@whenthe3492]

*doom theme plays*

[@WhittsOfTheDim]

Shotgun is for fun, when shit gets real many options will be used. At least in Maine a asshole will be hunted to death. I have friends who would love this shit! Let’s just say jack would become the target of many hunters.just warning who wants to do nasty things to the innocent, the wolves will die from the guard dogs.

[@kayden5724]

Jack: I’m outside your house Frozone: honey where’s my super suit

[@vinyphoenix443]

вот какой-то русский текст

[@kayden5724]

@@vinyphoenix443 urm what

[@kayden5724]

@@vinyphoenix443 no disrespect but I can only speak English and Spanish

[@vinyphoenix443]

@@kayden5724 my native language is English but i pasted that btw

[@kayden5724]

@@vinyphoenix443 oh 😂 ok

[@DrLiam-fg6wd]

Jack: I'm outside your house Me, looking for a person to unleash years of pent up anger that only a fast food worker can have: come on in.

[@mrcubeanimations8168]

𓁹𓁹

[@MegamanNick]

Jack: “I’m outside your house” Me: This joke is unoriginal.

[@jiminyspigotsskunkshack]

Very funny.

[@koseki_stuff]

very funny haha yes

[@starstuds]

Me, I'm in a hotel

[@W1LDCARD857]

Funni also dang I got here and literally saw ur comment get liked go up by one

[@x2belchlord]

this man is speaking fax

[@noahleon09]

Jack outside someone’s house: Look behind you. The Blind Guy: *No, I don’t think I will*

[@vegandreamfromtheuk3924]

Under rated

[@Jacob_Natsu]

XD

[@turqoisetv5961]

Omg underrated af

[@lalanoob123]

But wait, how can the blind guy read tho? HMMMMMMMMM-

[@archronx238]

@@lalanoob123 Jack talked to him :d

[@w0omer]

Jack: I’m inside your house Big Smoke: YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL

[@UnknownZ-nf7th]

XD FFFFFFF

[@wolfie8883]

👦🔨🎩 !bang! 👳 👱

[@wolfie8883]

😂

[@napalm7348]

Ok this is the best one

[@nahhwhat8528]

He must be Carl Jackson

[@PocketTab]

This man’s dedication is unbelievable that he deserves to be on 5 billion years on jail

[@twau3618]

Jack: Shows a picture of my House. Homeless people: *laughs in superiority*

[@austinwilson8303]

Signature look of superiority

[@lust4996]

I’m outside of your tent

[@twau3618]

@@lust4996 Im staring at you

[@lust4996]

@@twau3618 What am I doing

[@pianoman5259]

@@lust4996 you're watching youtube

[@varijothetree8670]

"Their heart accelerated from 0 to 60" So from dead to normal?

[@Lagonbreezey]

they arose from the grave

[@He_who_rides_many_winds]

*Plays The Good, The Bad And The Ugly*

[@fod-der]

I'm boutta show a stalker text to my dead grandma so she will gone back to life 👍👍

[@brandonchan5387]

0 to 60 is used when comparing racecars to see how long it takes each car to go from 0 to 60 mph. A little odd to be using it in that context though lel

[@kso9867]

F

[@bobbybrownjriii3179]

plotwist: its jackscepticeye trying to thank his fans

[@Jack-ut1mu]

Shhhh you know to much

[@mozm4664]

@@Jack-ut1mu funny man 😐. Dont joke abt Jack the Ripper.

[@catmagedsproductions1998]

@@Jack-ut1mu hi Mr Jack

[@your_moms_favorite8323]

@@Jack-ut1mu hey man

[@Asiannuggey]

m1 m1 m1 m1 m1 m1 m1 m1

[@lordtachanka463]

Videos like this remind me why I’m glad to be an American, you know to be able to have in my hands a semi-auto benelli shotgun alternating between Buckshot and Breaching slug rounds designed to tear big metal doors off their hinges. I’d like to see this Jack fellow pull up against a paranoid guy who would set up explosive traps in his house if he thought he was being stalked

[@revic3764]

As a European, I have a colt m4 airsoft gun and an airsoft beretta handgun and a sensor on every door and window that opens to the outside after having had an intrusion at 3 am in which I saw the dude standing at the foot of my bed while shining the flashlight right into my eyes (I pretended to be asleep the whole time ofc) .After the intrusion I also had to go to therapy bc of the trauma that I got and I still get flashbacks from whenever I see the door handle being turned slowly while creaking. I have absolutely no idea why I told u my story but just so u know if u were scared bc of my story(even if it was just a slightly scarier break-in than others), I'm currently doing just fine and I just go on with my life as usual.

[@bobjoebo8933]

@@revic3764 Me: Big stick. Take it or leave it

[@hyejuwolff]

🤨

[@lamaramariewilson6746]

@@hyejuwolff why the face? 😂

[@hyejuwolff]

@@lamaramariewilson6746 if u don’t understand then that comment wasn’t for u .. 🙁

[@jr_san]

Jack probably got a text back eventually and is married now. *EDIT:* As per Jack, _"Happily Married"_ , minivan, white picket fence home, the whole shebang!

[@hrbapgrn8179]

Haha

[@mathiasbrofalk8688]

Lol

[@Jack-ut1mu]

*happily married

[@mathiasbrofalk8688]

@@Jack-ut1mu Intresting

[@hrbapgrn8179]

@@Jack-ut1mu im so happy for you ❤️

[@andrewjasper5804]

Jack: I'm outside your house. Me: Darn, I'm outside yours, guess we won't meet today.

[@nothingtoseehere370]

revenge 100

[@gradyplayscoolgames7663]

😂 cries in mobile

[@Jack-eu1nz]

i can see you

[@nothingtoseehere370]

@@Jack-eu1nz bro u scared the fucc outta me

[@RookieGoBoom]

@@Jack-eu1nz no u can't!😄😄

[@hazel_tea]

Imagine how bored you have to be to stalk someone random on the internet.

[@cihloun]

is that a task?

[@hazel_tea]

@Lebbish thanks

[@jdjsjdnsjhdjsishsjidhdudud3170]

Ya bro

[@hazel_tea]

haha nice 69 likes

[@ImArduous]

@@hazel_tea funni number

[@hibiscus_lps]

jack: “look behind you.” me, laying down in my bed with my cat behind me: uH OhH

[@dingus.mcclingus6772]

Jack: “I’m Outside” Texans: *Carcano M91/38 loading sounds* “Another day at the range.”

[@akonalva2731]

Yessir

[@cadengarrison7202]

That can be confirmed

[@mrj1909]

yesss

[@silconavindel1610]

carcano m91? nah, load the 12 gauge

[@overseergamesyt]

@@silconavindel1610 gets out the akm with the coyote sight

[@glitchsnipes3137]

Tekkit:The most dangerous stalker is jack Google and other internet platforms: *PaThEtIc*

[@terse_fan7991]

KZbin's

[@foxyartist6665]

Google is the most dangerous stalker can you imagine if Google got data breached?

[@russianyoutube]

@@foxyartist6665 shit

[@code_drinkwater7373]

Facebook: shut Up noobs

[@luckyday9997]

True

[@mattfume]

Jack: I’m outside your house Garfield: I like lasagne

[@justiceformygirliechuu]

lasagne

[@thatpeepson5486]

lasagne

[@itsnoname3027]

I have lasagne

[@itsnoname3027]

Come out

[@itsnoname3027]

I love you

[@idiotsandwich2605]

Is it just me or his unsolved videos give me chills but I don’t stop watching

[@theaveragegamer5804]

"heart literally accelerated form 0-60 in 0 seconds" damn even the dead rises in the presence of Jack

[@darkerbogg1117]

thought that too lol

[@ianemerson2704]

Same

[@jasonlane2175]

Jack: I’m outside your house Me: shit man we aren’t home, decided to visit your house. Your family’s nice, wanna see them again?

[@ma.katrinakriseladecer5946]

Also me after no response: *proceeds to do things Itachi style*

[@dignityworks_animates5775]

@@ma.katrinakriseladecer5946 ah yes, may I be the Chara for this run?

[@Percy87]

@@dignityworks_animates5775 possibly....

[@dignityworks_animates5775]

@@Percy87 Good.

[@10B10R]

🤣🤣 Jack VS Jason

[@yikes.]

this man talked about a comment spammer for 30 minutes

[@god5926]

yikes

[@antonivels8768]

Hello This will blow up

[@AgentAnarchist]

y e s

[@Cobrapollo1]

Yikes

[@FuckMeTilliCum]

Yikea

[@dogextra9948]

Him :- you're not gonna get too much sleep Me with insomnia and sleep deprivation:- I'm light years ahead of you

[@rivroyerr]

LMAO

[@pcx9405]

Jack: I’m outside your house People who live in apartments:

[@ManInTheMicrowave69420]

I live in a townhouse does that count?

[@pcx9405]

@@ManInTheMicrowave69420 counts as a apartment I guess

[@ManInTheMicrowave69420]

@@pcx9405 i can live :D

[@pumpquin8626]

Im screwed :| E

[@pcx9405]

@@pumpquin8626 rip

[@robot596]

Jack: “I’m outside your house” My dogs: *this is where the fun begins*

[@siminiucss]

AHAHAAHAHHAHA

[@sebastiansethd.lastimosa6610]

" w h o l e t t h e d o g s o u t ? "

[@siminiucss]

@@sebastiansethd.lastimosa6610 jack did maybe

[@veronicaorsmth]

BAHHAHA

[@sarahtoonswastaken9990]

if you have a chiwawua its easy to know if he's liying

[@25husky]

Jack: "I'm outside your house." Me, who lives in Syria:

[@trollololol7882]

Wow, you and your automated artillery defense

[@mileznow3209]

TRRUEEEE ME TOO WE ARE PROTECTED AS FRICK

[@dodosthegreatshadow1859]

I live in Africa MY DOORS ARE LCOKED EVERYWHERE

[@CarlosEduardo-mk9uo]

Lmaooo and I live in South America. That dude clearly would not like to mess with the typical latino parents.

[@tac6532]

Bro I'm in the UK we got knives and glass bottles

[@shoelaceturtle]

Jacks been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty

[@beaksters]

Jack: “I’m outside your house.” Me with my Barret M82: “I know, but not for long.” This is why you don’t hear of many good American stalkers, most get shot.

[@ezajayy]

Americans also be like: AlL tHe OtHeR kIdS wItH tHe PuMpEd Up KiCkS

[@strawberrydeathOK]

@@ezajayy better run better run

[@trollololol7882]

@@strawberrydeathOK Outrun my gun

[@daboi8827]

@@trollololol7882 shooting people is fun

[@daboi8827]

Rhymes

[@agreatchaos6]

Jack: Im in your house Canibals: Finnaly, some good fucking food

[@QuandaleDingle-wt2yk]

Yes

[@groovy-doug]

Eh the guy seems kinda old once their older than 20 they don't taste to good

[@chiaki7511]

@@groovy-doug *hold up-*

[@Jack-gp2on]

Hello

[@QuandaleDingle-wt2yk]

@@Jack-gp2on Sup

[@tq4269]

Beginning of video: Kalm "He was a serial killer" PANIK End of video: Kalm

[@joshjosh2842]

@@danishji2172 stop singing ma man

[@danishji2172]

@YeetYaet Look behind tand thou shalt see me

[@danishji2172]

@@joshjosh2842 I like your voice let's jam?

[@joshjosh2842]

@@danishji2172jack ?

[@joshjosh2842]

@@danishji2172 no jam for us sorry

[@TheBlueMarbleNationalist]

If he was about to actually do something to me in my house, I would make Jack commit Home Alone traps.

[@Jack-wf9lf]

Please don't make my job harder

[@Stapybfbfan]

@@Jack-wf9lf fake

[@JackTheRipper789]

@@Stapybfbfanwe’re real

[@Rosewell_Wanderfell]

​@@JackTheRipper789Thank you for fighting Heracles in Round 4 of Ragnarok, I'm very grateful

[@curiosity6203]

Jack: Im outside your house me who is outside his house: dang missed him again

[@thebenholdorf]

@@paulsmith3766 well

[@delina2948]

Underrated Comment LMAO

[@sweeeetjade]

@@delina2948 for sure

[@beaksters]

Just insert that one meme with two people about to kill eachother

[@BloodRaven429]

@@beaksters lol

[@EverythingNBAshorts]

Jack: "I'll leak your IP" Me: "not if I leak it first"

[@kelp781]

Plot twist

[@Stxr_kxng]

FULL COUNTER BIAATCH

[@PTSDMAN]

It's big brain time.

[@ColonelHax]

Oh yeah, this is big brain time

[@sadtalkingben9956]

This is stolen

[@zzedixx]

Dallas: "Make sure you tuck yourself in tonight with a nice night light" Me: *Turns on every single light in my house*

[@xunsuu]

ikr

[@memesre-uploaded3722]

You forgot the kitchen light

[@spir_ow_er]

I think your actually in danger lol

[@spir_ow_er]

Wait never mind it's not the real Jack

[@DPHVMVBVUF]

@@memesre-uploaded3722 you scared me for a moment lol

[@funnyguythe285th]

Jack when he stalks someone with a VPN, having to go to Sweden and gets bamboozled.

[@Aidan3212]

Imagine jack is just trying to tell you about you Cars Extended Warrenty

[@us3rpanda494]

That’s even worse

[@potatopotato4038]

You chilling in a comment section Someone reply to you named jack Later they reply with "I'm outside your window, I see you, come out come out You whisper to yourself: wtf uh ok then... You ignore think it's just a troll right people do this all the time It's a 5 minutes later and you hear something in the front yard, the sound of leafs crunching softly You ignore it believing that it's probably just a cat or a stray dog It's 10 minutes later nothing You finally can rest easy knowing it was just nothing but then You hear a soft tapping on your window You are startled but realize it's just rain As the storm picks up the tapping becomes louder as it should with worsening weather conditions 20 minutes the storm starts to fade a bit but there are still light bits of rain every few minutes with the occasional thunder booming A few minutes later you hear more crunching And the you hear someone Banging on your window You in a scared voice: who- whose the-there *Loud thunder* You look out the window and no one is there You hear a noise from behind you You don't dare turn around you are in to much shock and disbelief We've been trying to reach you about your cars extend warranty

[@potatopotato4038]

Holy fuck right as a wrote that t started getting very windy and it kind if sounds like some cats are chilling outside (I live near many strays) This is the end of sid the sloth

[@hello1025]

God forbid it goes that level

[@thereoc]

What about the one where he wants us to press 1

[@rudysneddon5566]

Jack's profile pic is a suspect in the Jack the Ripper murders, the guy knows how to creep people out.

[@bamhurger9641]

Ok.

[@theengineer_0]

Thats what im thinking

[@Jack-bf5xc]

Hey

[@Jack-bf5xc]

Hey

[@Jack-bf5xc]

Hey

[@jennifermee4475]

Jack: I am out side your house Homeless people: you are

[@zombiezes]

they should’ve said “Me too”

[@IoIitas]

he is

[@rututuraticutu790]

He could be anywhere then technically since it is outside your house

[@merosilla]

Omg thank you mr beast stalker! Is this my house now?

[@logbehindablackbg]

Wait what?

[@UnhingedZombieBear]

Jack: "I can see you through your window." John Cena: Are you sure about that?