The Story I Could Never Tell Before

[@laowhy86]

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[@WanderingVeteran]

First comment and first reply. This story is wild!

[@thinkabout288]

FASCINATING we can roam the globe and not worry about sxxt thanks guys 🤪 🚗 💨💨💨💨💨🥇 👍☮

[@NeverMetTheGuy]

Any reason for the beer cans on top of the beer glass? My guess was to keep out mosquitos and other small bugs that tend to die in beers, but wanted to ask.

[@koudacyen]

You two should do more videos together

[@cuzcohusky3533]

It worth support these content are better then anything u can find on hulu or Netflix it's more real

[@jackmcdaniel1548]

In my life I have been involved in smuggling drugs and firearms, human trafficking, contract assassinations, and other even worse things. However I have always drawn the line at fruit smuggling. A person must have an ethical compass.

[@Dowlphin]

Most hardcore crime lords don't do it because they fear about their reputation.

[@JustMe-gs9xi]

hahahahahaha,, No Fruits!

[@nyuni3322]

glad you got some morals, irrespective how truly miniscule....

[@joshuasterling2144]

Your rotten to the core....

[@spiritsjoy]

You got that right. You could be at the border of california with naked women running and screaming out the trunk of your car, but let them see your small slice of kiwi fruit. Get out with your hands up.

[@GFmanaic]

« wouldn't it be cool to just drive in another country? » *Laughs in European*

[@laowhy86]

GFmanaic lmao

[@HolweckStage89]

Very very true, I miss being able to go from Sussex to Dieppe and then on to Austria(even with the toll/vig)... But at least the country roads in Midwestern America are as flat as NL but with much less traffic :)

[@Mr539forgotten]

Wouldn't it cool to just drive in another city? Cries profusely in Perth, Western Australian

[@mlwiz950]

Lmfaooo this guy takes the best comment award

[@deusexaethera]

Be nice, GFManiac. We can't all afford to pay 50% income tax.

[@CollinAbroadcast]

This is actually such a cool story. I'm watching again. I love yours and Prozzies stories

[@laowhy86]

Thanks bro!

[@Prozzie]

Sloakum "pissed on Vietnam" Rosenburg here. This story we told is one of many that made up the wild times we had and I miss every second of it. I've continued to do KZbin after we've parted ways but it hasn't been nearly as fun. I just have to pee on a few more borders to make the big leagues to join you again. Miss you tons dude, can't wait to see you in July.

[@Dowlphin]

Wasn't it Sloapis "came onto Vietnam, does KZbin" Rosenberg? Anyway, you just gotta flip the bird at boredom and never lose your peewit.

[@SiberianSwordsman]

Wow, Winston looks different with hair implants.

[@Dowlphin]

No, it's the sideburns. They're shorter now. Alters the contrast.

[@OriginalMiztiki]

SiberianSwordsman 😂😂

[@lukebreust4982]

how cool is the cheap suit!!! he looks AWESOME!!!!!

[@nigelwiseman8644]

it is not Winston (who does not have an american accent).

[@RWBHere]

@@nigelwiseman8644 Can you hear a whooshing sound above your head? 😉

[@emperorpingusmathchannel5365]

Loving this installment of the Laowhy86 lore.

[@guzelguzel6481]

😂😂😂😂 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[@laowhy86]

I'm so proud that I have lore.

[@fredmoller1675]

@@laowhy86lol, cool video, I even shared it with my fellow Northern Ontario buds, that's how entertaining it was, Thanks!

[@slight1699]

Golden ripper - LOL!

[@TheWormzerjr]

Those who love the word, the love of the father is not in them. click my name to watch latest video. July2 eclipse. Sudden destruction for south america or for everyone?

[@darthbrutalicious6066]

"You are like a local culture boy" says the discount Tom Cruise.

[@StuartHetzler]

discount tom cruise lmao

[@BrilliantDesignOnline]

Wow, you hit that good.

[@gldev8191]

underrated

[@krazYFaic]

lol. I thought he looks like Elon Musk with those sunglasses.

[@Kotiara123]

Poor man's Tom Cruise Low rent Tom Cruise

[@kebman]

Here in Norway, part of the border is towards Russia. Here's the law: Piss towards the Russian border, and you get a hefty fine (if they see you - which they will, because it's under 24/7 surveillance). Another way to rack up fines, is to run a lap around the Three-Country Cairn, on the border between Russia, Norway and Finland. And the Finns, they give you a fine based upon a _percentage_ of your yearly income. Which is a great strategy if you're poor, but probably not so much if you're rich. ;)

[@chargedice3113]

Thanks for the cool info :) I'll throw in some Estonian trivia, we have a road that connects two villages and it goes through Russian territory. We can drive through Russia for a km or so without a visa, but cars are not allowed to stop on that road, it is heavily monitored and if you happen to have a car problem or something, Russian border forces will most likely abduct you and take you into Russia for interrogation.

[@boomerangsruckflug8513]

Don't you have toilets up there?

[@kebman]

@@boomerangsruckflug8513 No. No we don't have any toilets over here... The only solution is to piss towards Russia.............. But that's illegal. So now you have to go to jail.

[@kebman]

@Oggy The 60's and 70's were more interesting tbh. I wasn't alive back then, but there are stories. Russia drove tanks up to the Norwegian border at one point. It was "this" close to war. Norway set up air defences, and asked the gunners to shoot at anything coming from the East. Except an SAS airplane had to make a turn to avoid weather, so it also came in from the East. The idiot gunner shot off 10 rounds before he was stopped. When they asked him why the fuck he shot at the SAS machine, he just answered, "But I was told to shoot at _anything_ coming from the East!"

[@boomerangsruckflug8513]

@@kebman good luck in the Russian jail, vulgar piss boy.

[@Zemity_]

Mate, I love these types of story videos, if you have more stories like this or like the "Village Hitman story", the "Toyota Patrol Chasedown", "Club girl" or the "Burn girl" stories. PLEASE, do make vids about them. Also loving the length of this video.

[@Dowlphin]

Whenever he thinks of Prozzie, his video gets bigger.

[@RobinFlysHigh]

@@Dowlphin hahahahaha

[@Plausiblelove]

@@Dowlphin 😂😂😂😂

[@clipsedrag13]

These are my favorites too because it's nice to just hear them on a good mic

[@lephilosopheinconnu3952]

Yeah I like it too

[@liquidminds]

"why would you pay for a visa? I can put you on a boat right now!" xD Somehow I love that dude. I'm sure his life would make an awesome netflix series.

[@Raymond_III_of_Tripoli]

Hey foreign devil, I was listening to a random 1980's Japanese City Pop playlist and for some reason I thought of your videos. Turns out the song that was playing was Anri - Shyness Boy, the same one you use in your intro! Great song, and keep up the great content!

[@abstractina2]

So glad I found this channel. I’ve shared this channel with a ton of people. I hope it gets you more subscribers.

[@guzelguzel6481]

Your storytelling is so entertaining and witty... You should write a book named "Memoirs of a Laowhy" 😂😂😂 I'd buy it in a heartbeat. I'm sure you have heaps and heaps of anecdotes

[@laowhy86]

In due time, for now, I'll make videos out of them

[@guzelguzel6481]

@@laowhy86 I'll take that!

[@budyeddi5814]

@@laowhy86 I'll purchase a copy 👍👌

[@TwistedAlphonso1]

I second that

[@katiix]

I agree!!

[@rogeryang8960]

Wow, that's really an amazing experience, It's lucky for us that you guys survive from that and could tell us this story!

[@lifeintaiwan]

“A woman dropped her baby” Quote of the video! Great story... love this style of video, more please

[@jonathanthomson6974]

Great story and loved how much fun you guys had recalling it.

[@daveice20]

I feel much happier with life when I'm watching your videos and viewing the scenery, it reminds me life is still genuine in some parts of the world

[@supertotoro]

"A woman dropped her baby..." Hahahaha, that came out of nowhere almost spit my coffee out.

[@lotuskoko]

supertotoro At first I thought he meant it like a joke, as in she was pregnant and so excited that the baby dropped out 😂

[@gregreilly326]

I thought that was an excellent story. I had no idea China is a place where you can do really weird things like that. I'm learning a lot through Winston, Prozzie, and you. I think it's incredible. Thanks.

[@thuytienlives8487]

Thanks for sharing your story. I agree that the town in Vietnam you visited could have learnt to speak Chinese, but the Chinese town on the border can also learn to speak Vietnamese. Also, it’s good to learn some key phrases from the language of the country you’re visiting. It’s much easier to enjoy visiting a country if you know about the culture and some of the language.

[@klom15thailand]

I agree with you that foreigners should learn to speak some Hello, Thanks to locals for amicable impressions

[@TheOriginalMaxGForce]

So, you basically met the real life Leslie Chow.

[@dude4632]

TheOriginalMaxGForce bruh 💀💀💀

[@admiralnelson4767]

Nice !

[@TommyT777]

The pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words. Basically, pictures and videos are extremely powerful. You’re a boss! So glad you made this channel and same to SerpentZA.

[@ReavinBlue]

Gentlemen, two of you great people sitting down telling stories. This is what I call C O N T E N T!

[@davidzagar9600]

Imagine them at age 70 still doing it lol

[@zerbgames1478]

This has been my favorite video you've posted all year. Thank you

[@Matt-lx6cj]

It’s exciting seeing you guys videos appear on my notifications, always some good stories and find out some new things

[@danholo]

This story is awesome! Thanks for sharing this. I hope you realize what sort of favor you're doing for anyone who is interested in the world and all the different stuff and experiences you can have here. Thank you so much.

[@patriciovarelaalmiron6772]

"EVEN FRUIT" Did you use to work in an airport C-milk? xD

[@JustLIkerapunzel]

Andronico Lariok Omg I died laughing 😂

[@ponywarrioryt]

Those stories are absolute top quality content, stay awesome c-milk !

[@Czechbound]

That smuggling story and the pee-searchlights are two classic stories !!

[@snakesmartunderstanding7231]

C-Milk, you and Prozzie have a chemistry that's off the charts. I was going to suggest that you compile all of your adventures into a book but somebody else has already suggested the same thing so it must be a good idea. You guys are a cross between Cheech and Chong and Redford and Newman of the Millennial Age. You could name your book "Asia's Underbelly (To hot not to handle)." You could make this video into a whole chapter called "Naughty in Nam." Both you guys are nice looking but who wants to settle for nice when you could become bonafided studs. Just joking C-Milk. Vivie might not go for that. All of your episodes are entertaining but let's face it, you've taught your viewers all kinds of crazy stuff about Asia nobody else has and some of it is actually useful. Just keep the adventures coming. We love them. PS: I enjoy Winston's videos too.

[@davephillips5868]

It made me think of the ghost of Hunter S Thompson. Rippers, hallucinations, and crazy bad ass locals. Epic!!!!

[@jaydibernardo4320]

This is one of the best stories that you, Winston & ADVChina have told. Explained perfectly. Thx for posting.

[@AmeerSaib]

I'm really glad you shared this story. It was fun to listen to and it made my day!

[@timothystradley309]

I literally laughed out loud when prozzie said “it was just me, you, beard, and this weird dude.” Right after you described his Vietnam war era beard. The visualization is hilarious

[@antonioarroyas7662]

That was an awesome story! Prozzie being part of it makes it extra funny.

[@03e-210a]

9:32 C-Milk: ...drugs, human trafficking, even fruit, and things like that. Prozzie: *Oh Fruit?* _No..._ C-Milk: Yea there's *coconuts* AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

[@dallasfish4682]

I just wanted to comment that I have really started to like your videos lately. You have really matured as a KZbinr. Keep up the great work!

[@CollinAbroadcast]

I wanna try a golden ripper now. Please get your hands on it and make a video about it!

[@laowhy86]

I have yet to find them elsewhere, but it's prob a southern Guangxi thing. Bro, it's not pleasant!!!

[@nathanneg95]

So glad that you keep up with Prozie. Your a good friend.

[@maxanthony8311]

Thanks for nice content! I’ve been enjoying your videos since I came to China and even got inspired to start my own KZbin channe!

[@andrewwalker1726]

I remember watching this months ago... didnt realise you had to take it down. great that its back up, its such an interesting story.

[@looloolama]

15:14 "so we wander around and find a woman, finally we can spend some money" hahaha

[@absintheminded8466]

I choked on my drink when I heard that xD lol

[@benlompoliuw1445]

I just realized how scared i was just listening to your stories, but scarier still to know how very un-adventurist I am, honestly you could have been got "dissapeared" (you know killed) there and no one would know in weeks after that. BUT you live to tell the tale AND I am here to tremble just to "enjoy" listening to you guys

[@michaelwalter9907]

Wow, what a crazy ass story. You need to write a book about this stuff. Favorite episode

[@FallofftheMap]

"You're a local culture boy." Be proud of that shit right there.

[@RingoLombardi]

Haha important China lesson "Not everyone wearing camo is in the army".. took me like 3 months to learn Chinese people just enjoy wearing camo

[@FAN3LL1]

Hey man, I really liked the story time. You should do a PODCAST. I know you probably hear it all of the time but hey why not?? You already have the equipment and knowledge on how to run it. You have the stories and cool content. You have the audience. Rock and roll!

[@FAN3LL1]

Also, it was really easy for me to imagine myself being there on that night drinking with the soldiers. These stories were so interesting. I want more untold stories!

[@candicemitchell2963]

This was the BEST story! I am envious of your ability to go off and have these adventures! Loved the story! Headed over to hear the next story ;)

[@user-zw5ww9tz1j]

You and Proz should have a channel together. I'd totally watch your random adventures and stories wherever they take you.

[@Prozzie]

Tofu Sandwich we almost did have a channel together. dynasty dudez unite!

[@Bj-yf3im]

@@Prozzie lol, "Dynasty Dudez"?!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@johnmackay496]

Prozzie scratching away like he's hunting 🦀 haha

[@RicArmstrong]

Yeah, he needs to stop going to those chinese massage parlors. 😅

[@EternalDamned]

Seriously had me wondering... Heat rash, or a very bad case of crabs?

[@walterroux291]

That spotlight story had me in stiches. Thanks for giving me my best laugh today. All the best guys. Stay awesome.

[@DanZaiOfficial]

Seriously great story. You guys really should make a short film about this adventure. I'm in Yunnan right now and you've convinced me that this is a good idea.

[@jamesnewnam9889]

Glad to see you guys got the chance to hang out again. You two have definitely made some memories. Even if you wind up on opposite sides of the globe, you will never forget.

[@nightmaster5593]

that story was so AWESOME! man, I love that you can speak freely!

[@skywire6219]

This story was CRAZY! please share more mat!

[@LordToxygene]

I love this story but man, your buddy can't stop touching his groin area! LMAO 🤣

[@SparkyOne549]

When my boyfriend is sitting he does it all the time, I swear he does t know he’s doing it.everyone sees him doing it

[@etheralwizard]

Thanks for letting us out here live vicariously through you!

[@deanfox9823]

Well..that’s one hell of a good story boys. Enjoyed it immensely.

[@Bobwa2008]

Your best video ever, could listen to you guys about this trip for hours.

[@Moksha-Raver]

Great storytelling. Keep meeting offbeat characters in your travels and tell us their stories!

[@michellesin445]

I love these story time kinda videos from you guys.

[@Akabufford]

Prozzies got him some of those famous vietnamese crabs. lol.

[@thatdutchguy2882]

Is that a euphemisms for dog ?!

[@YTofuable]

​@@thatdutchguy2882 No, it's something you get from unclean partners & it lives in your bushy areas.

[@Recrofne]

Duuude, this is one of the most interesting videos you've ever put up. I love this kind of stuff.

[@stephss]

I enjoyed your story telling. So much to unpack. Thank you.

[@Game7Mode]

This is one of your best videos man. I was enthralled 20 mins felt like 5 minutes listening to that adventure.

[@kenttheboomer721]

Love it when the band gets back together. C Milk and Prozzie have the best chemistry.

[@57575756]

Awesome video! You and Prozzie reminiscing about the past was great.

[@chrismusix5669]

Did Prozz rip the neck on his shirt or something? And C-Milk: voted most likely to inspire a military BBQ.

[@laowhy86]

That was my high school accolade

[@manusvcord3713]

Soo happy to see prozzie finally. What an assortment of stories guys

[@tessw9744]

This sounds like a movie script! 😂 What an awesome story!

[@rickc7303]

I could listen to these guys all day long....great storytellers!

[@geraldpribula4911]

Your stories are fascinating😄. I love you guys💖...such great entertainment!!!

[@geraldpribula4911]

Hi Matt, I hope all is well with you, Vivi and the girls🤗. Vivienne is gorgeous, and the girls are adorable 💖.

[@elanalogsdon]

omg, I think this is my favorite travel video on youtube. it resonates strongly with me...had similar experiences as a traveller in asia with my best friend back in 2008. damn. i'm gonna send her the link to this video hoping she gets a laugh too. thanks for your storytelling.

[@aliinlondon]

Another great vid, from great lads :) Many thanks indeed. Also, kudos to Prozzie for managing to not parp up with any generalized slurs towards the Brits :D

[@gregt7927]

Great story guys, C-Milk you are a natural narrator and when you go in to story time mode you have the audience waiting on you, i dont know why you hooked up with winston he holds your ability back, and i am sure your little girl loves her bed time stories.

[@MrJohnaiton]

Genuine question, why do you think Winston holds Milk's ability back? Their channels seem to have a positive symbiotic relationship.

[@gregt7927]

john aiton i tend to think Winston sensationalise each topic. C-Milk could be a presenter for a major network.

[@antimonycup7066]

Speaking about books, y'all should write some! Or am I showing myself to be a boomer by suggesting that? (Psyche! I'm a Gen-Xer) ALSO, I would love it if you made a video about the Chinese swearing in Firefly. Is it any good? Or is it lame? I've always wondered.

[@laowhy86]

it's correct and hilarious

[@antimonycup7066]

@@laowhy86 Thanks for your reply. I'd love that in a video too though. Or tell Prozzie, he's always starved for subjects, lol.

[@dominicthedominator2796]

Your stories are always interesting and unique!

[@maxrobertson7610]

This story is absolutely ridiculous, I love it

[@RodrigoDAgostino]

I like it way much better when you're with Prozzie rather than with Winston. You guys are really fun to watch :)

[@nekochen]

Dang it. Prozzie's hand has a mind of its own and it's SO DISTRACTING!

[@Bxr12]

nekochen couldn’t agree more. I could watch him adjust it all day.

[@WailuaMark]

Love these stories! Thanks, guys!!

[@davidyoung2111]

Wow, I loved this story. You should do more videos like this.

[@JaYoeNation]

Wow... that story is insane... so interesting that was going on as i crossed the border.... the world has so many layers..

[@culturelab9679]

Really fascinating story. Can't wait to start travelling!

[@clarkeysam]

Why wait?

[@BotWet]

Awesome story, well done! Peeing to Vietnam border was the bomb! :D

[@siveonfarcloud4190]

15:08 : What can we do... so we wander around and find a woman... finally we can spend some money." I couldn't help but laugh!

[@krisj9546]

All your videos are amazing but this one is in my top 5 . Love it 👍.

[@DanielLopez-up6os]

Loving this Behind the scenes story things

[@TanaCorporonlaw]

That was a great story!! Thanks for sharing!

[@Dovid2000]

What memorable experiences you two have had together!

[@hugoconti5135]

Amazing story! This actually reminds me of my life! Crazy, unpredictable but fun! Thank you so much for sharing! I have so many stories that I cannot tell either perhaps in few more years...

[@chiefenumclaw7960]

Keep you stick on the ice & your Johnson in the spotlight.

[@Bxr12]

Chief Enumclaw I’d love to see his Johnson

[@postersandstuff]

Pat Johnson , the ref in Karate Kid :p

[@elliottedwards3039]

Great content, I should be doing university work but instead, I'm watching your videos! Hopefully, I will be able to explore China one day! thanks to you and serpentza for going above and beyond for vlogs and documentaries. CHEERS!

[@laowhy86]

Elliott Edwards get back to work! Glad you enjoy the vids ;)

[@SynthoidSounds]

Love it . . . definitely one of your better adventure story videos.

[@slowburntm3584]

"Golden Rippers" are now officially on my bucket list!

[@stanbimi]

This is the craziest adventure story, what a blast. Thanks.

[@UltraKev81]

Had some weird adventures in Turkey, Hungary... You know, it's the mind set, a strange country and a no f*s given attitude when exploring.

[@deananderson7877]

One of the best stories yet....I loved it

[@SteveMack]

...Spot-lighting the Johnson particularly funny! LOL

[@HappyQuailsLC]

I remember this story! You guys did a video on this!