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@WanderingVeteran5 жыл бұрын
First comment and first reply. This story is wild!
@thinkabout2885 жыл бұрын
FASCINATING we can roam the globe and not worry about sxxt thanks guys 🤪 🚗 💨💨💨💨💨🥇 👍☮
@NeverMetTheGuy5 жыл бұрын
Any reason for the beer cans on top of the beer glass? My guess was to keep out mosquitos and other small bugs that tend to die in beers, but wanted to ask.
@koudacyen5 жыл бұрын
You two should do more videos together
@cuzcohusky35335 жыл бұрын
It worth support these content are better then anything u can find on hulu or Netflix it's more real
@GFmanaic5 жыл бұрын
« wouldn't it be cool to just drive in another country? » *Laughs in European*
@laowhy865 жыл бұрын
GFmanaic lmao
@HolweckStage895 жыл бұрын
Very very true, I miss being able to go from Sussex to Dieppe and then on to Austria(even with the toll/vig)... But at least the country roads in Midwestern America are as flat as NL but with much less traffic :)
@Mr539forgotten5 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't it cool to just drive in another city? Cries profusely in Perth, Western Australian
@mlwiz9505 жыл бұрын
Lmfaooo this guy takes the best comment award
@deusexaethera5 жыл бұрын
Be nice, GFManiac. We can't all afford to pay 50% income tax.
@CollinAbroadcast5 жыл бұрын
This is actually such a cool story. I'm watching again. I love yours and Prozzies stories
@laowhy865 жыл бұрын
Thanks bro!
@jackmcdaniel15485 жыл бұрын
In my life I have been involved in smuggling drugs and firearms, human trafficking, contract assassinations, and other even worse things. However I have always drawn the line at fruit smuggling. A person must have an ethical compass.
@Dowlphin5 жыл бұрын
Most hardcore crime lords don't do it because they fear about their reputation.
@JustMe-gs9xi4 жыл бұрын
hahahahahaha,, No Fruits!
@nyuni33224 жыл бұрын
glad you got some morals, irrespective how truly miniscule....
@joshuasterling21444 жыл бұрын
Your rotten to the core....
@spiritsjoy4 жыл бұрын
You got that right. You could be at the border of california with naked women running and screaming out the trunk of your car, but let them see your small slice of kiwi fruit. Get out with your hands up.
@Prozzie5 жыл бұрын
Sloakum "pissed on Vietnam" Rosenburg here. This story we told is one of many that made up the wild times we had and I miss every second of it. I've continued to do KZbin after we've parted ways but it hasn't been nearly as fun. I just have to pee on a few more borders to make the big leagues to join you again. Miss you tons dude, can't wait to see you in July.
@Dowlphin5 жыл бұрын
Wasn't it Sloapis "came onto Vietnam, does KZbin" Rosenberg? Anyway, you just gotta flip the bird at boredom and never lose your peewit.
@SiberianSwordsman5 жыл бұрын
Wow, Winston looks different with hair implants.
@Dowlphin5 жыл бұрын
No, it's the sideburns. They're shorter now. Alters the contrast.
@OriginalMiztiki5 жыл бұрын
SiberianSwordsman 😂😂
@lukebreust49825 жыл бұрын
how cool is the cheap suit!!! he looks AWESOME!!!!!
@nigelwiseman86444 жыл бұрын
it is not Winston (who does not have an american accent).
@RWBHere4 жыл бұрын
@@nigelwiseman8644 Can you hear a whooshing sound above your head? 😉
@emperorpingusmathchannel53655 жыл бұрын
Loving this installment of the Laowhy86 lore.
@guzelguzel64815 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
@laowhy865 жыл бұрын
I'm so proud that I have lore.
@fredmoller16755 жыл бұрын
@@laowhy86lol, cool video, I even shared it with my fellow Northern Ontario buds, that's how entertaining it was, Thanks!
@slight16995 жыл бұрын
Golden ripper - LOL!
@TheWormzerjr5 жыл бұрын
Those who love the word, the love of the father is not in them. click my name to watch latest video. July2 eclipse. Sudden destruction for south america or for everyone?
@lifeintaiwan5 жыл бұрын
“A woman dropped her baby” Quote of the video! Great story... love this style of video, more please
@Zemity_5 жыл бұрын
Mate, I love these types of story videos, if you have more stories like this or like the "Village Hitman story", the "Toyota Patrol Chasedown", "Club girl" or the "Burn girl" stories. PLEASE, do make vids about them. Also loving the length of this video.
@Dowlphin5 жыл бұрын
Whenever he thinks of Prozzie, his video gets bigger.
@RobinFlysHigh5 жыл бұрын
@@Dowlphin hahahahaha
@Plausiblelove5 жыл бұрын
@@Dowlphin 😂😂😂😂
@clipsedrag135 жыл бұрын
These are my favorites too because it's nice to just hear them on a good mic
@lephilosopheinconnu39525 жыл бұрын
Yeah I like it too
@darthbrutalicious60665 жыл бұрын
"You are like a local culture boy" says the discount Tom Cruise.
@StuartHetzler5 жыл бұрын
discount tom cruise lmao
@BrilliantDesignOnline5 жыл бұрын
Wow, you hit that good.
@gldev81915 жыл бұрын
underrated
@krazYFaic5 жыл бұрын
lol. I thought he looks like Elon Musk with those sunglasses.
@Kotiara1235 жыл бұрын
Poor man's Tom Cruise Low rent Tom Cruise
@abstractina23 жыл бұрын
So glad I found this channel. I’ve shared this channel with a ton of people. I hope it gets you more subscribers.
@rogeryang89605 жыл бұрын
Wow, that's really an amazing experience, It's lucky for us that you guys survive from that and could tell us this story!
@kebman5 жыл бұрын
Here in Norway, part of the border is towards Russia. Here's the law: Piss towards the Russian border, and you get a hefty fine (if they see you - which they will, because it's under 24/7 surveillance). Another way to rack up fines, is to run a lap around the Three-Country Cairn, on the border between Russia, Norway and Finland. And the Finns, they give you a fine based upon a _percentage_ of your yearly income. Which is a great strategy if you're poor, but probably not so much if you're rich. ;)
@chargedice31134 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the cool info :) I'll throw in some Estonian trivia, we have a road that connects two villages and it goes through Russian territory. We can drive through Russia for a km or so without a visa, but cars are not allowed to stop on that road, it is heavily monitored and if you happen to have a car problem or something, Russian border forces will most likely abduct you and take you into Russia for interrogation.
@boomerangsruckflug85134 жыл бұрын
Don't you have toilets up there?
@kebman4 жыл бұрын
@@boomerangsruckflug8513 No. No we don't have any toilets over here... The only solution is to piss towards Russia.............. But that's illegal. So now you have to go to jail.
@kebman4 жыл бұрын
@Oggy The 60's and 70's were more interesting tbh. I wasn't alive back then, but there are stories. Russia drove tanks up to the Norwegian border at one point. It was "this" close to war. Norway set up air defences, and asked the gunners to shoot at anything coming from the East. Except an SAS airplane had to make a turn to avoid weather, so it also came in from the East. The idiot gunner shot off 10 rounds before he was stopped. When they asked him why the fuck he shot at the SAS machine, he just answered, "But I was told to shoot at _anything_ coming from the East!"
@boomerangsruckflug85134 жыл бұрын
@@kebman good luck in the Russian jail, vulgar piss boy.
@liquidminds4 жыл бұрын
"why would you pay for a visa? I can put you on a boat right now!" xD Somehow I love that dude. I'm sure his life would make an awesome netflix series.
@CollinAbroadcast5 жыл бұрын
I wanna try a golden ripper now. Please get your hands on it and make a video about it!
@laowhy865 жыл бұрын
I have yet to find them elsewhere, but it's prob a southern Guangxi thing. Bro, it's not pleasant!!!
@jonathanthomson69744 жыл бұрын
Great story and loved how much fun you guys had recalling it.
@daveice205 жыл бұрын
I feel much happier with life when I'm watching your videos and viewing the scenery, it reminds me life is still genuine in some parts of the world
@guzelguzel64815 жыл бұрын
Your storytelling is so entertaining and witty... You should write a book named "Memoirs of a Laowhy" 😂😂😂 I'd buy it in a heartbeat. I'm sure you have heaps and heaps of anecdotes
@laowhy865 жыл бұрын
In due time, for now, I'll make videos out of them
@guzelguzel64815 жыл бұрын
@@laowhy86 I'll take that!
@budyeddi58145 жыл бұрын
@@laowhy86 I'll purchase a copy 👍👌
@TwistedAlphonso15 жыл бұрын
I second that
@katiix5 жыл бұрын
I agree!!
@AmeerSaib5 жыл бұрын
I'm really glad you shared this story. It was fun to listen to and it made my day!
@jaydibernardo43205 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best stories that you, Winston & ADVChina have told. Explained perfectly. Thx for posting.
@TommyT7773 жыл бұрын
The pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words. Basically, pictures and videos are extremely powerful. You’re a boss! So glad you made this channel and same to SerpentZA.
@Matt-lx6cj5 жыл бұрын
It’s exciting seeing you guys videos appear on my notifications, always some good stories and find out some new things
@TheOriginalMaxGForce5 жыл бұрын
So, you basically met the real life Leslie Chow.
@dude46325 жыл бұрын
TheOriginalMaxGForce bruh 💀💀💀
@admiralnelson47675 жыл бұрын
Nice !
@supertotoro5 жыл бұрын
"A woman dropped her baby..." Hahahaha, that came out of nowhere almost spit my coffee out.
@lotuskoko5 жыл бұрын
supertotoro At first I thought he meant it like a joke, as in she was pregnant and so excited that the baby dropped out 😂
@danholo5 жыл бұрын
This story is awesome! Thanks for sharing this. I hope you realize what sort of favor you're doing for anyone who is interested in the world and all the different stuff and experiences you can have here. Thank you so much.
@Raymond_III_of_Tripoli5 жыл бұрын
Hey foreign devil, I was listening to a random 1980's Japanese City Pop playlist and for some reason I thought of your videos. Turns out the song that was playing was Anri - Shyness Boy, the same one you use in your intro! Great song, and keep up the great content!
@antonioarroyas76625 жыл бұрын
That was an awesome story! Prozzie being part of it makes it extra funny.
@nathanneg955 жыл бұрын
So glad that you keep up with Prozie. Your a good friend.
@thuytienlives84875 жыл бұрын
Thanks for sharing your story. I agree that the town in Vietnam you visited could have learnt to speak Chinese, but the Chinese town on the border can also learn to speak Vietnamese. Also, it’s good to learn some key phrases from the language of the country you’re visiting. It’s much easier to enjoy visiting a country if you know about the culture and some of the language.
@klom15thailand Жыл бұрын
I agree with you that foreigners should learn to speak some Hello, Thanks to locals for amicable impressions
@gregreilly3265 жыл бұрын
I thought that was an excellent story. I had no idea China is a place where you can do really weird things like that. I'm learning a lot through Winston, Prozzie, and you. I think it's incredible. Thanks.
@ReavinBlue5 жыл бұрын
Gentlemen, two of you great people sitting down telling stories. This is what I call C O N T E N T!
@davidzagar96005 жыл бұрын
Imagine them at age 70 still doing it lol
@ponywarrioryt5 жыл бұрын
Those stories are absolute top quality content, stay awesome c-milk !
@dallasfish46825 жыл бұрын
I just wanted to comment that I have really started to like your videos lately. You have really matured as a KZbinr. Keep up the great work!
@RingoLombardi5 жыл бұрын
Haha important China lesson "Not everyone wearing camo is in the army".. took me like 3 months to learn Chinese people just enjoy wearing camo
@andrewwalker17265 жыл бұрын
I remember watching this months ago... didnt realise you had to take it down. great that its back up, its such an interesting story.
@03e-210a5 жыл бұрын
9:32 C-Milk: ...drugs, human trafficking, even fruit, and things like that. Prozzie: *Oh Fruit?* _No..._ C-Milk: Yea there's *coconuts* AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
@etheralwizard5 жыл бұрын
Thanks for letting us out here live vicariously through you!
@snakesmartunderstanding72315 жыл бұрын
C-Milk, you and Prozzie have a chemistry that's off the charts. I was going to suggest that you compile all of your adventures into a book but somebody else has already suggested the same thing so it must be a good idea. You guys are a cross between Cheech and Chong and Redford and Newman of the Millennial Age. You could name your book "Asia's Underbelly (To hot not to handle)." You could make this video into a whole chapter called "Naughty in Nam." Both you guys are nice looking but who wants to settle for nice when you could become bonafided studs. Just joking C-Milk. Vivie might not go for that. All of your episodes are entertaining but let's face it, you've taught your viewers all kinds of crazy stuff about Asia nobody else has and some of it is actually useful. Just keep the adventures coming. We love them. PS: I enjoy Winston's videos too.
@davephillips58685 жыл бұрын
It made me think of the ghost of Hunter S Thompson. Rippers, hallucinations, and crazy bad ass locals. Epic!!!!
@walterroux2915 жыл бұрын
That spotlight story had me in stiches. Thanks for giving me my best laugh today. All the best guys. Stay awesome.
@candicemitchell29635 жыл бұрын
This was the BEST story! I am envious of your ability to go off and have these adventures! Loved the story! Headed over to hear the next story ;)
@zerbgames14785 жыл бұрын
This has been my favorite video you've posted all year. Thank you
@michaelwalter99075 жыл бұрын
Wow, what a crazy ass story. You need to write a book about this stuff. Favorite episode
@manusvcord37135 жыл бұрын
Soo happy to see prozzie finally. What an assortment of stories guys
@maxanthony83115 жыл бұрын
Thanks for nice content! I’ve been enjoying your videos since I came to China and even got inspired to start my own KZbin channe!
@WailuaMark5 жыл бұрын
Love these stories! Thanks, guys!!
@patriciovarelaalmiron67725 жыл бұрын
"EVEN FRUIT" Did you use to work in an airport C-milk? xD
@JustLIkerapunzel4 жыл бұрын
Andronico Lariok Omg I died laughing 😂
@Game7Mode5 жыл бұрын
This is one of your best videos man. I was enthralled 20 mins felt like 5 minutes listening to that adventure.
@DanZaiOfficial5 жыл бұрын
Seriously great story. You guys really should make a short film about this adventure. I'm in Yunnan right now and you've convinced me that this is a good idea.
@benlompoliuw14454 жыл бұрын
I just realized how scared i was just listening to your stories, but scarier still to know how very un-adventurist I am, honestly you could have been got "dissapeared" (you know killed) there and no one would know in weeks after that. BUT you live to tell the tale AND I am here to tremble just to "enjoy" listening to you guys
@timothystradley3095 жыл бұрын
I literally laughed out loud when prozzie said “it was just me, you, beard, and this weird dude.” Right after you described his Vietnam war era beard. The visualization is hilarious
@575757565 жыл бұрын
Awesome video! You and Prozzie reminiscing about the past was great.
@user-zw5ww9tz1j5 жыл бұрын
You and Proz should have a channel together. I'd totally watch your random adventures and stories wherever they take you.
@Prozzie5 жыл бұрын
Tofu Sandwich we almost did have a channel together. dynasty dudez unite!
@Bj-yf3im5 жыл бұрын
@@Prozzie lol, "Dynasty Dudez"?!! 😂😂😂😂😂
@skywire62194 жыл бұрын
This story was CRAZY! please share more mat!
@nightmaster55935 жыл бұрын
that story was so AWESOME! man, I love that you can speak freely!
@Recrofne5 жыл бұрын
Duuude, this is one of the most interesting videos you've ever put up. I love this kind of stuff.
@Czechbound5 жыл бұрын
That smuggling story and the pee-searchlights are two classic stories !!
@michellesin4455 жыл бұрын
I love these story time kinda videos from you guys.
@looloolama4 жыл бұрын
15:14 "so we wander around and find a woman, finally we can spend some money" hahaha
@absintheminded84663 жыл бұрын
I choked on my drink when I heard that xD lol
@Bobwa20083 жыл бұрын
Your best video ever, could listen to you guys about this trip for hours.
@FallofftheMap5 жыл бұрын
"You're a local culture boy." Be proud of that shit right there.
@rickc73035 жыл бұрын
I could listen to these guys all day long....great storytellers!
@deanfox98235 жыл бұрын
Well..that’s one hell of a good story boys. Enjoyed it immensely.
@jamesnewnam98895 жыл бұрын
Glad to see you guys got the chance to hang out again. You two have definitely made some memories. Even if you wind up on opposite sides of the globe, you will never forget.
@stephss5 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed your story telling. So much to unpack. Thank you.
@TanaCorporonlaw4 жыл бұрын
That was a great story!! Thanks for sharing!
@dominicthedominator27964 жыл бұрын
Your stories are always interesting and unique!
@johnmackay4965 жыл бұрын
Prozzie scratching away like he's hunting 🦀 haha
@RicArmstrong5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, he needs to stop going to those chinese massage parlors. 😅
@EternalDamned5 жыл бұрын
Seriously had me wondering... Heat rash, or a very bad case of crabs?
@steeldrac5 жыл бұрын
Great to see a video of you two!
@Moksha-Raver5 жыл бұрын
Great storytelling. Keep meeting offbeat characters in your travels and tell us their stories!
@hugoconti51355 жыл бұрын
Amazing story! This actually reminds me of my life! Crazy, unpredictable but fun! Thank you so much for sharing! I have so many stories that I cannot tell either perhaps in few more years...
@geraldpribula49115 жыл бұрын
Your stories are fascinating😄. I love you guys💖...such great entertainment!!!
@geraldpribula49115 жыл бұрын
Hi Matt, I hope all is well with you, Vivi and the girls🤗. Vivienne is gorgeous, and the girls are adorable 💖.
@RodrigoDAgostino5 жыл бұрын
I like it way much better when you're with Prozzie rather than with Winston. You guys are really fun to watch :)
@aliinlondon5 жыл бұрын
Another great vid, from great lads :) Many thanks indeed. Also, kudos to Prozzie for managing to not parp up with any generalized slurs towards the Brits :D
@cras175 жыл бұрын
This is one of your top tier videos. Great story!
@kenttheboomer7215 жыл бұрын
Love it when the band gets back together. C Milk and Prozzie have the best chemistry.
@JaYoeNation5 жыл бұрын
Wow... that story is insane... so interesting that was going on as i crossed the border.... the world has so many layers..
@chiefenumclaw79605 жыл бұрын
Keep you stick on the ice & your Johnson in the spotlight.
@Bxr125 жыл бұрын
Chief Enumclaw I’d love to see his Johnson
@postersandstuff5 жыл бұрын
Pat Johnson , the ref in Karate Kid :p
@FAN3LL15 жыл бұрын
Hey man, I really liked the story time. You should do a PODCAST. I know you probably hear it all of the time but hey why not?? You already have the equipment and knowledge on how to run it. You have the stories and cool content. You have the audience. Rock and roll!
@FAN3LL15 жыл бұрын
Also, it was really easy for me to imagine myself being there on that night drinking with the soldiers. These stories were so interesting. I want more untold stories!
@chrismusix56695 жыл бұрын
Did Prozz rip the neck on his shirt or something? And C-Milk: voted most likely to inspire a military BBQ.
@laowhy865 жыл бұрын
That was my high school accolade
@deananderson78774 жыл бұрын
One of the best stories yet....I loved it
@Akabufford5 жыл бұрын
Prozzies got him some of those famous vietnamese crabs. lol.
@thatdutchguy28825 жыл бұрын
Is that a euphemisms for dog ?!
@YTofuable5 жыл бұрын
@@thatdutchguy2882 No, it's something you get from unclean partners & it lives in your bushy areas.
@cooliipie5 жыл бұрын
Nice to see prozzie back on
@LordToxygene5 жыл бұрын
I love this story but man, your buddy can't stop touching his groin area! LMAO 🤣
@SparkyOne5494 жыл бұрын
When my boyfriend is sitting he does it all the time, I swear he does t know he’s doing it.everyone sees him doing it
@zenboy8635 жыл бұрын
Appreciate you guys sharing this great story.
@Dovid20005 жыл бұрын
What memorable experiences you two have had together!
@SynthoidSounds5 жыл бұрын
Love it . . . definitely one of your better adventure story videos.
@DanielLopez-up6os5 жыл бұрын
Loving this Behind the scenes story things
@gregt79275 жыл бұрын
Great story guys, C-Milk you are a natural narrator and when you go in to story time mode you have the audience waiting on you, i dont know why you hooked up with winston he holds your ability back, and i am sure your little girl loves her bed time stories.
@MrJohnaiton5 жыл бұрын
Genuine question, why do you think Winston holds Milk's ability back? Their channels seem to have a positive symbiotic relationship.
@gregt79275 жыл бұрын
john aiton i tend to think Winston sensationalise each topic. C-Milk could be a presenter for a major network.
@tessw97445 жыл бұрын
This sounds like a movie script! 😂 What an awesome story!
@krisj95465 жыл бұрын
All your videos are amazing but this one is in my top 5 . Love it 👍.
@siveonfarcloud41905 жыл бұрын
15:08 : What can we do... so we wander around and find a woman... finally we can spend some money." I couldn't help but laugh!
@psychonauturiel0055 жыл бұрын
I love these type or stories!!! Good content for sure!
@culturelab96795 жыл бұрын
Really fascinating story. Can't wait to start travelling!
@clarkeysam5 жыл бұрын
Why wait?
@elanalogsdon3 жыл бұрын
omg, I think this is my favorite travel video on youtube. it resonates strongly with me...had similar experiences as a traveller in asia with my best friend back in 2008. damn. i'm gonna send her the link to this video hoping she gets a laugh too. thanks for your storytelling.
@maxrobertson76105 жыл бұрын
This story is absolutely ridiculous, I love it
@realzim76855 жыл бұрын
love the vids with Prozzie...and finally figured out the meaning of laowhy.
@davidyoung21115 жыл бұрын
Wow, I loved this story. You should do more videos like this.
@elliottedwards30395 жыл бұрын
Great content, I should be doing university work but instead, I'm watching your videos! Hopefully, I will be able to explore China one day! thanks to you and serpentza for going above and beyond for vlogs and documentaries. CHEERS!
@laowhy865 жыл бұрын
Elliott Edwards get back to work! Glad you enjoy the vids ;)
@nekochen5 жыл бұрын
Dang it. Prozzie's hand has a mind of its own and it's SO DISTRACTING!
@Bxr125 жыл бұрын
nekochen couldn’t agree more. I could watch him adjust it all day.
@crystalblue81825 жыл бұрын
This is the most entertaining and informative video you have done. So good!