The Story of Noahs Ark (Bible Stories 3)

[@GradeAUnderA]

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[@weidie2moro]

okie dokie

[@EfrainRiveraJunior]

Not slow down. More Bible videos!!!

[@duckmcwack]

Grade, any content that you make is entirely welcome to me. Your comeback this year has been absolutely amazing and honestly is more of a miracle than any chap changing water to wine. Keep up the wonderful content mate!❤

[@HellfireJerk]

You know while i do want you to do more Bible story videos, have you ever thought of doing nostalgic British tv channels or shows?

[@axr1798]

I saw the sponsor coming, give a refund

[@somedude4832]

“If you’re gonna fight, fight like you’re the third monkey on the ramp to Noah’s Ark. And brother, it’s starting to rain”

[@Lelouch-Vi-Britannia-]

😂 sheesh man comment of the day belongs to you

[@spacewar]

Luckily he's bringing 14 monkeys so you're good.

[@Ldarkkratos]

@@spacewari legitimately just learned this right before i got to this video watching GradeAUnderA lol 😂

[@dialdude3770]

@somedude4832 I am absolutely going to remember this line!

[@somedude4832]

@@dialdude3770 it isnt my line, i just saw it from a meme that i had first viewed about a week prior

[@maxchristersson7307]

The adaptation wasn't late, the source material was just very early

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[@kylekirkparick426]

That's hilarious!

[@notsami23]

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[@jamesquinton7070]

As a Christian I love that Grade is genuinely reading the bible and looking at it with honesty, humour and scrutiny. It’s so refreshing to see rather than either pretending like everything in the bible makes complete sense, or the other way around that it’s pure garbage. It’s so fascinating to look at something that IS mad. And grade’s statement that the bible is crazy is ABSOLUTELY true and anyone who says otherwise just isn’t being honest with themselves. As for this 40 day thing though, I think the point is that it rained for 40 days, then it took a year for the floodwaters to subside. Great series!

[@Big_boy_Tom]

Fr

[@cpt.arctourus7950]

True miracles are crazy to mortal men such as ourselves

[@CypherAnime-n1g]

You shouldn't be proud of this, he's swearing and making a joke and the comments are also mocking God

[@jamesquinton7070]

@ I never said I was proud. Some of the mocking is bad

[@ethanjogola2718]

I love the verse about “and then god remembered…” So he’s just in heaven watching TV, then is just like “OH SHIT THEYRE STILL ON THAT BOAT!!”

[@satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185]

He was playing another save file

[@EditorSquare.]

LOL

[@matthewschmidt3912]

That's how you know God read Berserk.

[@katakana1]

It looks like god is just playing one of those "god simulator" games where you shape a world and stuff, and is doing the KZbin thing where he does the most insane stuff to it

[@satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185]

@@katakana1 Oh my God....God is Callmekevin

[@I_am_bacon._.]

Noah must've been the most badass dude. He literally made a giant wooden ship from scratch, that met all the safety requirements and didn't immediately sink, and saved all of humanity and animals on earth.

[@trajectoryunown]

What's more is that he was mocked out the entire time with people trying to cast doubt on his reason for doing it. How many people do you know who can continue working effectively with people right next to them talking crap? That's gotta be a miracle in itself!

[@Misto_deVito6009]

And lived

[@katakunaak7542]

XD

[@Xarai]

@@trajectoryunown the story has been proven fake

[@lastmanstanding5423]

​@@Xarai stories can't be fake...

[@bran_rx]

a 500 year old building a super yacht all by himself, without power tools... you just can't top that.

[@grantmoyes]

Legend

[@nicholasdigaetano]

As a Christian I’m a little confused about this. But I’m sure there is a reasonable explanation

[@slimstrait780]

@@nicholasdigaetano What is there to be confused about? God gave Noah the schematics for the design.

[@grootto4942]

@@nicholasdigaetano haha

[@PhunnyMunny]

​@nicholasdigaetano the reasonable explanation is that it obviously didn't happen.

[@LCSteeler16]

You gotta cover Cain and Abel next!

[@Misto_deVito6009]

Ooh I would love that

[@JamJuice101]

Let’s do Judas after that.

[@Chris_Hood]

TF Cain's wife come from mate? 😂

[@wurfyy]

My money is on the story of Job. I mean, I was reading through that and just wondering how tf this was supposed to convince anyone to be more pious.

[@edwarddavis7858]

Super Smash Bros.

[@IsaacWale2004]

I love how you stopped censoring the swearing 😂 This was great.

[@tkmccoywv]

I just hope friggin' KZbin doesn't give him crap over it. That's why he was censoring it to begin with. KZbin needs to fucking chill out.

[@BDSquirrel]

They eventually will. They have to cater to their soyviets that use multiple accounts to complain and look like they have more numbers than they actually do.

[@Mfr_eh]

He gota keep it like this

[@diamand5916]

He has a sponsor if he doesn’t get sponsors he relies on ad revenue and KZbin dislikes swearing of any kind to monetize your vids

[@TheGoreforce]

the trick is, critique of Christianity, is worshipped by the Luciferians that are part of the world governments.

[@josephfanning1241]

Genesis 6:13-15: And GOD sayeth to Noah, "I hath always held thee in high regard, Noah. Cometh ye not to school tomorrow."

[@bumblebeeisfree]

GradeA I hope you know that when I had 2 weeks learning English I was so fascinated by your voice (not in a weird way) that it motivated me so hard to understand you. Just to find out that the humor is so my thing. So after 6-8 months of 3 hrs of study everyday. I was starting to listen most of the videos on repeat then one day it clicked and I understood the videos. I love you man, I hope you doing good homie.

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Shit childhood then

[@FirePro2707]

@@dekunt6549Yeah fr Sam O'Nella sucks

[@satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185]

God was 100% making another alien species elsewhere and just forgot about Earth. Hell,maybe he was off in another universe (safe file) doing something else. As for Jesus,he just found his dad's old Sims' save file and started playing.

[@scripted_valor]

and literally got killed on his first try.

[@satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185]

@@scripted_valor Yeah, but he just reloaded the save file, so it was all good

[@arabicv1nce531]

You guys need to stop, these jokes aren't funny, and are making fun of the Lord, you do realize this is all real, and instead of repenting and loving Christ, you decide to crack jokes about him

[@satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185]

@@arabicv1nce531 I thought this was gonna be a joke, but it wasn't. I'm very disappointed in you. Also,until God heals children with cancer,I'm gonna say whatever I damn well please about him

[@SilentSpringzzz]

@@arabicv1nce531then god is an R and were all fucked.

[@TheLobsterCopter5000]

I vaguely remember a story about two women who were both in love with the same man, and so they each kept getting pregnant with his kids over and over again to prove that they loved him more than the other. I'm guessing that one's coming up next.

[@wurfyy]

My money is on the story of Job.

[@NouveauView]

​@@wurfyy Samson and Delilah was pretty crazy too

[@galladite4924]

@@wurfyy That is just Sodom and Gomorrah

[@galladite4924]

@@NouveauView "200 foreskins and she's yours"

[@cstarr3240]

I think that was Jacob. Jacob had kids by two wives, and also had kids by each wife's handmaid. He ended up with 13 kids among the four women. And, yeah, any story out of Jacob's life is bat-shit crazy.

[@dinogoldie9716]

10:33 The rain would fall for 40 days/nights. The flood would last longer. That's how it works irl too (A sudden downpour for a few hours can cause flooding for days/weeks).

[@theeternalsuperstar3773]

His point is that it's a magic flood that would flood the Earth in just a few hours and God said would Last 40 days and nights. By any logic we would assume that God would use his magic to instantly disperse the flood the same way it instantly appeared.

[@soundbeverage3964]

@@theeternalsuperstar3773 it didn't instantly appear. it appeared over the course of the 40 days and 40 nights it rained

[@dinogoldie9716]

​@@theeternalsuperstar3773 "By any logic we would assume" we don't need to assume. In the story, God tells Noah "4 Seven days from now I will send rain on the earth for forty days and forty nights." The story then says "all the springs of the great deep burst forth, and the floodgates of the heavens were opened. And rain fell on the earth forty days and forty nights." It was the raining that lasted 40 days/night; not the flood itself. The flood itself? "The waters flooded the earth for a hundred and fifty days."

[@Jobeet_]

@@dinogoldie9716 ok but how did all the animals have enough food?

[@dinogoldie9716]

​@@Jobeet_ They ordered sashimi and hydroponic soy on Uber Eats.

[@Mutantgamer]

Not only did Noah have to stockpile an impossible amount of food for an impossible number of animals for 40 days, he had to continue feeding them after the flood since everything else on Earth is dead. Then he must spend years dispersing seeds all over the planet for every single plant, wait decades for them to grow and multiply sufficiently before herbivores can start consuming them. Then wait even longer for all prey to also multiply sufficiently before predators can start eating them. The entire time he had to feed them all and somehow kept all that food fresh long before refrigerators were invented.

[@JakesFavorites]

Well when the survey dove brought back a fresh twig, that was a sign that there was unspoiled land somewhere nearby. All the flood would have to accomplish is wipe out human civilization, and humans didn't live everywhere at that point.

[@ElusiveEel]

@@JakesFavorites The flood exceeded the height of the mountains, that'd destroy all plant life on earth

[@Mutantgamer]

@@JakesFavorites I remember questioning my teacher about this story, why couldn't other people get on their own boats, or climb trees or mountains to escape the flood. She also claimed that the flood covered every inch of Earth in order to be a proper cleanse. All that aside, there's still too many scientific impossibilities. Mixing the entire world's water supply will mess up salinity big time and kill off probably every single freshwater animal. The animals all disembarked from the Ark at the same place. So did the penguins waddle all the way from wherever it was to Antarctica? The kangaroos and desert reptiles somehow swam all the way to Australia? Do believers even know that many insects have short lifespans and would have died halfway through the distance between the Ark and their native habitats? This Ark thing just raises endless questions.

[@JclaypotchtoonsComics]

@@Mutantgamer You forget the Lord can do anything. not Noah

[@patrickewulum3394]

Ever heard of the feeding of the 5000

[@just_mdd4]

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[@unlimitedrabbit]

No Weh!

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[@spencerh.8365]

Thank you

[@kronologie]

i actually enjoy Grade’s ad reads

[@xbumbox]

My favorite part is when after the food, all the carnivorous animals waited patiently for all the pray to reproduce...

[@Icyyellowsandroutes8823]

If God is powerful enough to create the animals, then he is powerful enough to command them....

[@RogerWareInc]

​@@Icyyellowsandroutes8823You do know the ark thing never happened right?

[@xbumbox]

@@Icyyellowsandroutes8823 and what did they eat while they waited...?

[@dariusstoica5614]

Mine is the turkeys and all the other native american animals casually swimming the Atlantic to get back there

[@scottisitt]

prey

[@86abaile]

To point out an error you made, god says the rains will last 40 days and nights, not that the flood will last that long.

[@dredgengam4610]

​@@KZbinTookMyNickname.WhyNot or it just exposes the ignorance of people who don't know any better.

[@leonardoabate2799]

Man you really are trying hard to make sense of the dumbest shit ever aren't you

[@anubis9151]

@@dredgengam4610 "exposes", more like exploits.

[@DavFN123]

@@niswr7319 everyone has their own definition of what's evil otherwise we'd all agree to everything. You just lost to your own argument

[@0h0h0h0]

@@niswr7319 Uhhh by being a good person, having good parents who taught me right from wrong, by going by the general rule of do no harm to others? Don't need (the rest) of the bible for that.. Such a weird argument always. I'd rather think for myself instead of blindly following a book that is still super open to interpretation,

[@vanillabryce2965]

I love it when a 2016 KZbinr teaches us about uncle Noah

[@asddasasdda]

true

[@pumpkinhead8071]

6:26 i politely argue that god not doing all the work for noah was a test to see if humans were really worth destroying completely. Sin=transgressions/disobedience Noah dont build ark= "i guess humans got to go" Noah builds ark= "nice they do more than just go arround doing crimes"

[@Blurns]

So, you're saying Noah's to blame for all this?

[@pumpkinhead8071]

@Blurns nah. Actually it was women's fault. As eve decided to eat from the tree to begin with. From what I've heard. Because of this act that eve did, God decided to make child birth be painful as he🏒🏒. In short... no. Noah is not the reason. It was actually Satan and eve. Eve more importantly cause she decided to eat from that tree when they could've eaten from the tree that grants immortality.

[@shafwa234]

Surely if god knows all though he’s know Noah would do it and all those evil humans were his fault because he made them knowing their evil nature as there can’t be free will if god knows all, you get me?

[@pumpkinhead8071]

@@shafwa234 i dont know if i get what your trying to say but ill repeat what i said. the point of this test was to see if humans were REDEEMABLE. to see if they could CHANGE just like the many other tests. YES god is aware of the evil humans. YES he knows everything. YES he made humans knowing full well that people like Hitler were going to come out of it. But on numerous occasions i believe God "had" a mindset where he found it hard to believe that humans would commit such acts in the future. i state this mainly because of the various emotions god has shown throughout the Bible when people had sinned. if your point is "Why did god create humans when he knew all of this was going to happen" then ONE of the reasons would be because he has faith in them. And he loves us.

[@TheArchfiend]

Not to mention that Noah would have to create some sort of temperature adjusting system on the ark because some animals can not live unless a certain temperature is sustained.

[@seerkambanelangovadikal8099]

I'm not even a Christian but I'm so heavily invested in Grade's Bible series. It's like a nice bedtime story.

[@DomhnallMolloy]

I bet so seeing how it is very blasphemous

[@jamesquinton7070]

I’m a Christian and I think it’s great. It’s so funny and pretty cool I think for a non-Christian to try to understand parts of the bible for the first time. It IS a mad book

[@Theneonguy789]

​@@DomhnallMolloyOf course it's called blasphemous, because it literally disproves one of the stories in the bible

[@dinogoldie9716]

2:12 Actually, it's seven breeding pairs of clean/kosher animals and single pairs of unclean/non kosher animals. (Genesis 7,2)

[@Galko655e]

That makes it 16 animals per type, or 8 times than original planned amount.

[@dinogoldie9716]

​@@Galko655e 7 pairs = 14; not "16."

[@Galko655e]

@@dinogoldie9716 7 pairs kosher + pair non kosher

[@dinogoldie9716]

​@@Galko655e Different sets. "Clean/unclean" doesn't refer to whether the same animals have been washed or not. Completely different species (e.g. 7 pairs of sheep but only a single pair of camels. Or 7 pairs of cows but only 1 pair of pigs).

[@PinkPixelProductions]

ohh wait does that mean like the animals that mate for life vs the animals that don’t? or am i missing something i’m not sure what clean and unclean mean

[@pissedoffpostmansweeneypat]

Glad your back on the vids mate. Great stuff - timing particularly on the mark.

[@Groggle7141]

10:44, You know, just because it stopped raining doesn’t instantly make all the water on the ground vanish…

[@mimszanadunstedt441]

this is why some christians become flat earthers 'where else did all the water go, it rolled off the sides of the earth!'

[@AlexIsAwesome90203]

@@mimszanadunstedt441 Evaporation, the water evaporates into the air, it does not run off the sides of the earth. The water evaporates and goes into the air and makes clouds and then that water falls down again and it continues.

[@mimszanadunstedt441]

@@AlexIsAwesome90203 So, the air was so humid Noah would practically be drowning building that boat?

[@AlexIsAwesome90203]

@@mimszanadunstedt441 What??

[@AmirDarkOne]

​@@AlexIsAwesome90203 ignore him, his trolling

[@GoIdheart]

So about the flood, it was the rain that lasted 40 days and 40 nights. However, that was only the rain. This means that after the rain, it took 110 days for the waters to recede.

[@delta2370]

So how was he supposed to know how much food to prepare if he had no idea how long the flood would last lol?

[@mralt5419]

​@@delta2370I guess part of the 100 years was for Noah to study and calculate flood patterns

[@DavFN123]

@@mralt5419 damn. He must've been a wizard cause im pretty sure the space allocated for every animal and insect on the planet would not fit so he must have that bag that hermione has from harry potter

[@iwkaoy8758]

​@@delta2370you isle ways prepare Moore, knot the egg Zack a mount. If a week long hurricane was coming, wood you prepare four seven day, or wood you prepare for the aftermath a whale? A lot of any moles Ken survive the hole trip and time own the ark width one meal. Isle so, day where closer two the original jean pool,So less Janet tick load. Meaning day Ken survive longer width out food then modern any moles.

[@AmirDarkOne]

​@@DavFN123 there is no mention of entire world getting flooded

[@jardussy8437]

The main thing I would like to say, and I’m sure Grade is aware of this and just ignored it for the sake of the video, is that the story of Noah’s Ark isn’t a historically true story. It’s a metaphorical story meant to teach a lesson about being good in an evil world and you will find favor with God. And even though it’s not literally true, that doesn’t mean the message isn’t true. Take care all ✌️

[@unholyXromance]

thank you got not censoring the video! They're so much easier to watch now

[@danvsclips8326]

I'd love a sequel to your species video where you talk about the wonders of 'Cladistics'. Monkeys either don't exist, don't include Spider Monkeys, or include Apes. Whales either don't exist, don't include Sperm Whales or Beaked Whales, or include Dolphins. Fish either don't exist or you are a fish. Vultures and Peppers don't really exist. Crabs either don't exist or are everything. And Birds are a reptile most closely related to Crocodiles.

[@Dank-magician]

We have been blessed another gradeAunderA video

[@chrisg24601]

cant wait for part 4 of the bible stories

[@Machodave2020]

1:18: They're all evil because of when ate from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil, and they choose evil from thar point on.

[@Jkilpatrick04]

Why did god allow them to choose evil, and if they still represent the image of god then god is therefore evil as well. Look at AIDS, Ebola, Black Plague… “If there is a god and he is just then he will not care if you worship him or not, if there is a god and he is unjust, you should not worship him anyways.”

[@SomeoneSomewhere42069]

12:00 Idk about y'all, but I watch hour long videos like it's NOTHING 😂 12 mins is NOWHERE NEAR "long enough already" to me

[@BammyQ]

No more censoring?! This is the Grade I know and love! 🥰

[@Lefty7788tinkatolli]

Censoring is back in his newest video.

[@U-Trance]

Actually love this content, brings me back to my christian primary school bible tale tellings

[@nixon2007]

2 vids in the same week is a massive W

[@blankface_]

Finally, a crass video series of the Bible that I never knew I needed until now!

[@mightyexcrement9520]

The segment about the potential food shortage with the 7x increase of the animals reminds me of when an orphanage ordered pudding cups a day late for a picnic for the kids, God managed to make 10 pudding cups suffice for about 80 kids. the greatest detail of all is that Nuns got to keep the extra pudding cups as evidence of the miracle. I vaguely remember this story from an episode of Pints With Aquinas a few months ago

[@Misto_deVito6009]

At last another one! These are so fun. We need 20 of these

[@tkmccoywv]

You left off a "0"...

[@Vijai_Ruva]

12:02 In an age where videos are getting longer and shorter at the same time seeing grade say his 12 minute video is long enough feels like a breath of fresh air

[@_Justin_Case]

12:02 Trust me, this video is too short. 12 minutes is nothing to those who watch 3-hour videos on KZbin without breaking sweat. 😂😂😂

[@michealfunickrr3717]

50 minutes well spent watching the documentary on the divorce ending with wife being eaten by alligators. Just want to direct you to Law crime network to watch it I feel like it will make history

[@headlessego]

God is the definition of "I can be your best friend or your worst enemy", some of the stories about him depict him as this unruly and impossible as fuck to please entity in the whole universe

[@chase522]

Small citation at the start of the video - It is said that at the start, god made man in his own image. This is referring to Adam, for which Eve was made from Adam. Not only this, but it was Eve who sought the fruit and coerced Adam. After this, all of humankind is referred to as man as well.

[@Dizma_Music]

@@chase522 - Amen! 🙏❤️

[@Nipplator99999999999]

Doesn't the Christian religion teach that God is infallible and doesn't make mistakes... Maybe it's just me, but isn't the flood required to fix God's direct mistake?

[@JakesFavorites]

Noah is the first example in humans of selective breeding. We got the nice dogs we have by breeding only the wolves that were nice to people. Noah's family is the reason we're nice today.

[@TheSpaceWolfGang]

@@JakesFavorites What about the countless humans who aren't nice though? :(

[@J4thPelel]

I’m no scholar but it’s said he made ppl perfect but still gave them free will to do the right thing and then the devil corrupted them so god was pissed and said “okay do what you want see how that works out” and then shit went sideways. Then god pretty much said “yea thought it wouldn’t work out” and made the flood. So ye lol

[@itzitachidz2167]

@@J4thPelelbasically the real story is after adam ppl begins to worship idols without god so he sent them noah how was a prophet to tell them that there is one god to worship alone Ppl declines him and made fun of him so god decided that they will be only god worshipers alone he told noah to build the boat and rescue only the good ppl (worshipers of one god only) and made the flood that kills every kafir

[@chaydanmorgan917]

In shadows deep where desires ignite, GradeA, you are my night. With eyes that smolder, a touch that burns, In your embrace, my world turns. Your whispers, soft, a sultry breeze, Set my soul alight with ease. Lips like fire, a passionate kiss, In your arms, I find pure bliss. Your strength, your heat, a fierce embrace, In the dark, we find our space. GradeAUnderA, my heart's delight, Together, we burn through the night.

[@EnderGoku9001]

ayo

[@Likedgorfon938]

This is beautiful. Bravo 👏

[@Nigerosaurus420]

I'm crying rn this is so elegent

[@bubgameslover1811]

I've been watching you for the best part of 10 years and thank you so much for making my childhood, have a great night

[@BenjaminHayden]

Another great video about a classic story from the Bible, maybe you could do one based on the story of The Tower of Babel for a future episode of this series.

[@satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185]

Ah,yes,the story that proves that humans actually do pose a threat to God (therefore proving his power is finite)? Good choice

[@PinkPixelProductions]

@@satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185no? didn’t God just not like the fact that they were trying to get to heaven because it was mocking God in the sense of them thinking that they can get there themselves rather than just having faith in God?

[@satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185]

@@PinkPixelProductions The version I heard said God was afraid of what humans could be capable of, so he fragmented human language. This also isn't the only time. Leviathan, for example,was so powerful that God feared if he created a female that they would wipe out all of creation.

[@PinkPixelProductions]

@@satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185 well that’s just for the humans themselves right? he wasn’t fearful that they might hurt HIM, they were just fearful they might destroy the world by themselves

[@satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185]

@@PinkPixelProductions Humans were actually working in perfect peace and harmony before he shattered our language, so really, the only reason we destroyed the world with conflict and hate was God

[@angelsolorzano7181]

Upcoming Story better be the Book of Job. Grade’s gonna have a field day talking about that one

[@freefall0483]

Grade, did you know that Noah is responsible for the creation of New Zealand? About halfway through the journey, the ark is beginning to get a bit stinky with all the world's animals shitting everywhere. So he gathered his sons an they started shoveling. As an Australian, this is definitely a factual account of how kiwiland was created. Have a magnificent day.

[@TheGoreforce]

dude you're just a new zealand bot, on a farm trying to allude that Australia exists. Nice try bot farm.

[@freefall0483]

@@TheGoreforce Fuck. You caught me red handed. What shall I do now?

[@FirePro2707]

I was born at New Zealand 👍

[@SCVRPY]

I think the verse meant that he remembered as in he didn't forget. But that is really funny.

[@Aisland_Shuster]

9:01 - Damn, Grade. You've got an amazing sense of humor. XD

[@Dr.GregHouse]

i am commenting the 0:01 time stamp so i can appear when people click the video

[@Calcifer111]

ok greg

[@TheeKing7]

Seems legit

[@Reflexprodigy_]

Lol

[@thekyuwa]

Dottor House, Do you think I might have lupus?

[@Kiwininja112]

Honestly smart move

[@Hrymoc18]

I gotta say, I look forward to all of your videos, but the fact that you use Red Alert music is just the cherry on top. Keep making quality content like this, mate!

[@andrewmckergow7814]

Well, the bible only said it would RAIN for 40 days and 40 nights, so it makes sense that the flood lasts longer than that...

[@CyGea]

When you’ve existed for all eternity, a 100 years probably feels like 2 seconds.

[@thekidfromdevon]

I've been waiting for this🙏

[@IsaacWale2004]

Same

[@asddasasdda]

@@IsaacWale2004 me to

[@joshuaharris2338]

As a Pre-Seminary student I love these and hate these at the same time

[@dinogoldie9716]

12:14 I'm guessing the next episode will be Lot's daughters (Genesis 19,30).

[@southfloridaarcheryguy114]

Done already.

[@dinogoldie9716]

@@southfloridaarcheryguy114 My bad. I'm all caught up now.

[@davidp.7620]

The last-week change after 100 years of planning sounds like every software development project ever.

[@gracedoubleu]

Please do more of these videos, Grade. They are actively curing my religious trauma and I thank you for that

[@changingthefate505]

Beligious Brauma

[@everythingthrice]

Grade is probably going to say that each story he reviews is the craziest but I'll still watch each one

[@Toxtube]

Crazy to think God could have made humans whatever design he wanted, and we would have been attracted to each other no matter what features we had

[@xavierhouston4650]

Hermaphroditism?

[@FirePro2707]

Fr but you know what's the worst feature he didn't add...? DICKS TO FEMALES!!! No that's the worst thing ever.

[@RanterInShades]

I'm a deist, but this is always the story that makes it all the more understandable why people turn atheist.

[@lforlight]

1:43 It says that Noah was good in his time. A common interpretation says he was actually a bad man, but compared to the crazy stuff others would do, he was as good as you could get. You didn't go over his fun time with his children in the end...

[@3starperfectdeer233]

Fun...time?

[@lforlight]

@@3starperfectdeer233 Noah got drunk and fell asleep naked. One of his sons, Ham saw him naked and told the other two. The two covered their eyes and put a dress on Noah to cover his privates. When Noah woke up, he noticed what Ham did to him and cursed Ham's son terribly to become a slave. Ham only saw him and told his siblings, so what noticeable thing did Noah notice? Various interpretations say that either Ham or his son either had sex, castrated or sodomized Noah, or one of them was the one who revealed Noah's privates, or he went out and spread the word of Noah's indecency.

[@mazthezam]

The uploads are great to see ngl maz and the other maz’s are enjoying this fr

[@NAMELESSDRAGON87]

As a great man once said "Noah is such a badass ! No one fucks with Noah....not even Chuck Norris. "

[@Icyyellowsandroutes8823]

Actually, record has it Chuck Norris was able to spawn as an adult during the time Noah needed help, and help him out, just to then unborn himself to be born at a later date.

[@ChristianHurlburt-ew6mi]

It’s always a good day when grade uploads.

[@TheMrLeoniasty]

he never said the flood will last 40days and nights. Even the verses you show say thet God said "it will rain for 40 days and nights." Theres quite a lot of these strawmen arguments you debunk and make fun of. And I'm all here for it, this is mega funny. But still there will be people taking this series as the ultimate argument against Christianity and the Bible

[@DavFN123]

This story is a very fair argument. I mean space wise there is no way you can fit every animal on that arc. Also you need 1024 humans to repopulate the planet without massive deformations and mass disease

[@TheMrLeoniasty]

@@DavFN123 another strawman from Grade, it's mentioned that every "kind" of animal not species. So just 2 dog kind, 2 cat kind etc, not every possible dog species in the world

[@kaidenhall2718]

@@DavFN123 It was possible because it happened

[@thefirstechlon5522]

@@DavFN123not necessarily. They were close enough to creation to where there wouldn’t be those genetic issues until probably close to Abraham

[@DavFN123]

@@thefirstechlon5522 that makes no sense

[@jeisonjj]

MORE BIBLE VIDS GRADE 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Lefty7788tinkatolli]

We've gone from the Post-Susan era to the POST-SUSAN era.

[@fredcarter1861]

we're all so blessed for him to be posting consistently...we love you grade ❤️

[@kod593]

@2:55 Noah had sons, he didn't build it by himself

[@DOINGSTUFF2626]

True

[@madderthanever]

Grade: "Geezus Krist, man, God is so confusing!" Me, who went to Sunday School til my late teen: "First time?"

[@BigTymerz2009]

He says that the next one is even wilder........PLEASE TELL ME IT'S THE STORY OF ONAN 💀💀💀💀

[@SootyPhoenix]

If I recall correctly that story is very short, so I doubt he'll do a vid on it.

[@JDKDKDLDKDKDKDKKKDERYY]

The guy Masturbation is named after?

[@eisuke4966]

Probably Samson and Deliliah

[@FirePro2707]

@@SootyPhoenixI have a feeling he's gonna do it.

[@ZSapphire_78]

Love seeing grade upload like it's 2015 again. Quality stuff!

[@dapper-alcremie460]

Bro returns

[@FuzzyPyrate]

The transitions with the Command & Conquer music were *[Chef's kiss]* perfection

[@doejhonny]

There are plenty of reasons the ark wouldn't work, but that's where God magic comes into play. Just like how God didn't just magic up an ark in a few seconds, if God was going to use magic to make the whole ark idea work, why not just use magic to protect Noah in the first place?

[@seekuwu427]

noah being in a little bubble under a hundred meters of water for months would take a toll on his mental health i think

[@ErikGarcia07]

You nailed it with this one grade

[@hexcodeff6624]

1:00 So I guess god allows free will until he doesn't

[@dredgengam4610]

You mean "until he loses his patience." Just because we have free will doesn't mean there won't be consequences for how we choose to do things. That's like trying to show shade to a parent who decides to cut off their NEET child that chose to be a loser all the way to 33 hanging around in the basement, paying nothing and being a willful burden. When "you" put your foot down, I'm sure it's usually for a good reason... As people it's probably easier to apply our fallabe logic to what we don't fully understand.

[@ElusiveEel]

@@dredgengam4610 By what logic did you start believing in god? Was it fallible, or was it just no logic at all?

[@Mypenisissmallbut]

@@dredgengam4610lol my favourite is when Christians pretend god is sadistic because we just don’t understand. We have brains, humans can easily tell what’s right and wrong and judge god all we want.

[@DavFN123]

@@dredgengam4610 so instead of not letting them become evil by showing them what to do and to rather not have evil intentions he decides to kill them all because he lost his patience. But he also decided to kill all the children, babies and animals that did nothing wrong. Yeah losing his patience is definitely a good reason to do all that

[@dredgengam4610]

@@ElusiveEel I see that you're probably trying to start something... Do you actually want an answer? Or would you rather argue and push buttons? I'm a man of logic and reason. There's enough evidence that's convinced me that there's something greater than us out there. Unlike your asserted questions that seem to be trying to throw my words back in my face... I have resources that I refer to, so I'm reasonably informed. If you have genuine questions, I'll gladly answer them. Otherwise if you're trying to mock me, I must excuse myself as I have other things to do.

[@biwerbay]

Grade’s videos are actually improving video by video, luv ur stuff m8

[@angelofchaos8233]

Dont forget jesus getting mad at a fig tree for not producing fruit and stopping it from prudicing fruit.

[@DragonsREpic]

"God works in mysterious, inefficient, and breathtakingly cruel ways.” - Penn Jillette

[@PrinsaVossum]

As a devout Christian, I am LOVING this series. It's hilarious, and I'm actually learning some things I didn't know. Also, I think I'm the 666th comment, which concerns me greatly.

[@Eddietheteddie]

Out of interest, and i am not trying to shit on your parade here at all, but do these stories make you question your belief at all? Again, I am not trying to be like those dickhead atheists who treat religious people like they have a learning disability.

[@greg77389]

He gets many things wrong though.

[@wrettist]

he does get alot wrong and makes fun of what God says.

[@greg77389]

@@wrettist It always weirds me out when someone claims to be a "devout Christian" and then proceeds to support someone with anti-Christian opinions or who blatantly gets the facts wrong.

[@seekuwu427]

@@greg77389 it is a video dude, OP is clearly not a priest, he's here to have a laugh

[@josebuendiamartinez9944]

7:05 Actually, It would kill almost all aquatic life, due to osmotic changes. First would go freswater animals, which would immediately dehydrate when the seas began to occupy the rivers (since those are adapted to expell constantly water and on seawater wouldn't enter, and as the rain goes on and on, marine life would die by their cells exploding (they are adapted to retain water and freshwater from the rain would keep going inside their cells). Only exceptions would be animals that are accostumed to move between the two types of water (like bull sharks)

[@ajb3744]

This makes me wonder if Noah had to somehow get two of every fish on the ark too

[@Ian-fw2fp]

allow me to explain again 1. god did make man in his own image, but that doesn't mean we are exactly like him, and the fall of humanity is what caused the evil it doesn't come from god 2. the reason god made noah build the ark instead of making it himself is the fact that it's about teaching future generations what it means to have strong faith by setting the example, as well as the fact that it's also about showcasing that those who put in alot of blood, sweat and tears into something for god's glory through difficult toil will yield great rewards 3. the storms during the time killed most of the fish, and even then, why would god ask noah to bring fish out of the water to put them on the ark if he's gonna flood the world 4. it doesn't say earth in the original text, it says world, this means that it was only the known world that was completely flooded, not the entire planet 5. noah had sons to help him, so he wasn't doing it alone by any means 6. god said from the start to bring 7 pairs of the clean animals and 2 pairs of the unclean 7. god made food rain from the sky when the israelites were leaving egypt, and he also fed thousands of people with only 1 basket of fish and bread so how is it so hard to believe that god worked his miracles to make it possible for noah to survive that long on that amount of food?

[@DavFN123]

Why didn't he say he'd gave Noah Food. One thing I notice all you people seem to forget is there is no way there is enough space to fit ALL animals on that boat. Separated by prey and predator. Plus you can't repopulate the world with 3 sons with wives. We'd die out very quickly due to disease and mass deformations. Also having 3 sons doesn't change the fact he isn't skilled enough to build an arc of that size and have it work for the first time

[@devious6947]

Bible = Source = "Trust me bro" = "Evidence"

[@baeber]

yeah no you cant convince me god is anything but a evil hypocrite

[@Ian-fw2fp]

@@baeber by what standard do you judge good and evil?

[@Ian-fw2fp]

@@devious6947 if we are talking about biblical Canon, which is the entire point of the video, yeah what the Bible says is a valid source

[@gregoryshortale]

grade is on a generational run rn

[@Raphael-sohn-der-Motte]

maybe Noah and the animals survived by eating the fish and other aquatic life forms

[@SootyPhoenix]

The freshwater ones would have already been dead with many of them therefore conveniently floating on the surface, too 🙃

[@xwulfd]

thats a lot of work tho.... for 40 days with less crew in the ship you have to feed like lions tons of fishes and other large animals, you have to maintain their hunger in order for them to not get crazy , the cages were made of wood they can easily tear those wood down with their teeth to escape

[@Sibblet]

Can't wait to see more Grade. The only person to ever convince me to read the bible.

[@khalidq8245]

0:36 Noah looks crazily old

[@kissthetrismegistus]

He was born that way 🙏

[@D1M1T]

im so glad grades doing bible stuff since like he's making an uninteresting topic interesting, (my opinion) and that's props to him

[@Nigerosaurus420]

11:30 he most likely would have resurrected him though.

[@Shinyindian]

They can fish tho

[@Manbeanzz]

This man is a legend, questioning things some of us are afraid to question

[@VladLad]

I love backhanded bible morals. God creates man in his image and instantly we choose to be evil. (As you said) God saves the one good family from this city of degeneracy hes about to nuke, and wouldnt you know it, terrible judge of character this God guy, the good family aint so good afterall Tower of Babel has my favorite reverse moral. Its supposed to be about the hubris of man or some shit. Its actually about how mankind united are a threat to the heavens, and God being powerless to oppose us directly, so he divides us instead. Samson is just a funny story in general. Murder = A OK Cutting your hair = An affront to God

[@matthewlopetegui6204]

bro hasn’t read shit and is just believing everything on the internet

[@Mypenisissmallbut]

@@matthewlopetegui6204Ahh religion . Facts is their worst enemy

[@IceFox09]

It only rained for 40, then the water stayed longer.

[@MegaZeroro]

Your friendly Hebrew teacher here, God did build the ark through Noah, he wanted Noah to be involved in the process but God was doing the hard work and the text says that future generations wouldn't live past 120 years so Noah living past that isn't a contradiction. The 14 of every animal only applies to clean animals for sacrifice, it was still 2 of every other animal. Also remembering something means God is going to act on it, not that he literally forgot, it's a personification. Finally, flooding was normal in this region, it was a realistic way to punish these people.

[@bolttanker9190]

😂😂😂😅

[@matthewlopetegui6204]

@@bolttanker9190what’s so funny

[@an_madichon]

Hi, sorry to bother you but I was looking up the full story to read along with the video for funsies, and I'm just not seeing where it says that in the versions I'm seeing??? (I'm going in order of your claims btw). I can't read hebrew nor do I know how much has been changed and lost so I'll just have to roll with it, but just going from those two verses it doesn't say it was for sacrifice. Just off those, I'd figure I'd stop looking online and ask the actual Hebrew speaker. Was it before? After? Point is, do you have somewhere I can look that has an accurate english translation? Lastly, I'm not sure was flooding being normal in that region has to do with anything?? People being made from dust or a rib, a world just being created from nothing or should I just say God, isn't realistic in the slightest. Anddd I lost my thought so I'm not sure how to end that. New one: A better point would be that being turned into a pillar of salt is also no way realistic, yet it supposedly happened. Anyway, this really has got me thinking so thank you for that. Think you can help me with these questions?

[@ghoulbuster1]

"Friendly" "Hebrew"

[@MegaZeroro]

@@an_madichon in the text Grade uses it says "clean animal" the second time which refers to animals fit for sacrifice. Just about any translation will say something like that. Grade is using KJV but for better accuracy I would recommend ESV, LSB, or CSB. For this passage it doesn't make much of a difference though. My point with saying that flooding is normal in this region is that every major religion around this time and place claimed a large flood happened which implies they are all referring to a common event that likely happened (and that's ignoring the fact I consider this text to be written by God). As for the other unusual details, there is usually some method to the madness. The man was made from dirt because man (Adam) sounds like dirt (Adama), it's a pun. Same with the woman being made from man, female is Esha while male is Esh so it's also word play. As for the pillar of salt, I'm not sure for that one but it could have been so her body would still be there as a reminder or something. I would recommend the rational Bible book series but the flood story is the weakest part of the book sadly, everything else in the Genesis edition is pretty good though even though the author is not a Christian and thus misses some big picture things.

[@Diapolo10]

Just considering the space allocations, if you suddenly need to fit in 7 times more stuff, I can't even imagine how tightly packed everything would've had to be. Like, try fitting 14 cows in a pen designed for two. Or elephants.

[@mps4447]

The Bible was like a comic... before comics became cool