The Supermarket Monster (GMOD)

[@somedude3596]

This animation is missing a couple million views.

[@Avocado7765]

It’s about to get it don’t worry

[@Goober34]

It should by tomorrow

[@yamato-qi3es]

Meh not many Kevin fans will search for it but sure 100000 mil views

[@MostrandomM_toexisttoday]

Did you know that you’re a sinner? But did you know that Jesus loves you and He can change that, all you have to do is believe that He died on the cross and rose from the grave 3 days later, repent, and accept God into your life, it’s your choice, Jesus loves you.

[@Vladee6]

​@@MostrandomM_toexisttodayholy shit. All of these comments are years old dude. What are you doing here

[@whysaac848]

When he said "No, I am Rodger, you were Ron's friend, smelly." I felt that.

[@acreativenameorsomethingli3800]

😔👊

[@MostrandomM_toexisttoday]

Did you know that you’re a sinner? But did you know that Jesus loves you and He can change that, all you have to do is believe that He died on the cross and rose from the grave 3 days later, repent, and accept God into your life, it’s your choice, Jesus loves you..

[@FlareStorms]

​@@MostrandomM_toexisttodaydude do you know what video you're commenting on

[@shreklonpiss77]

It’s pronounced einimes

[@paittrevor174]

Mhm

[@MostrandomM_toexisttoday]

Did you know that you’re a sinner? But did you know that Jesus loves you and He can change that, all you have to do is believe that He died on the cross and rose from the grave 3 days later, repent, and accept God into your life, it’s your choice, Jesus loves you.

[@eman4630]

@@MostrandomM_toexisttoday Sorry but there's only one god I belive in and his name is Jim Pickens the Dear Leader.

[@strawberrylatta4234]

i’m expecting this to get a lot more views now that callmekevin, the author of this story, published a video about it.

[@strawberrylatta4234]

@@voidofspaceandtime4684 just that he said he wrote it, and i doubt he’d lie about something like this. especially because if he lied the actual author could call him out on it.

[@SapientialPogonophobic]

@@strawberrylatta4234ya and this is definitely Kevin humor

[@KuueenKumi]

@@strawberrylatta4234 Not if Jim Pickens killed the real author...

[@MostrandomM_toexisttoday]

Did you know that you’re a sinner? But did you know that Jesus loves you and He can change that, all you have to do is believe that He died on the cross and rose from the grave 3 days later, repent, and accept God into your life, it’s your choice, Jesus loves you.

[@Crisopeia]

It will now

[@plaidpvcpipe3792]

I can't believe that callmekevin actually wrote this

[@josephgoebbels1959]

Same

[@paittrevor174]

I feel like we should’ve predicted this.

[@omomon]

ngl this sounds like something he would write in retrospect

[@mobiletaskforceepsilon1172]

If he wrote this in the modern times instead of in the past, I'd believe that all the misspellings would be intentional.

[@noobnazik3968]

Who is it

[@hermos3602]

Who's here after seeing Call me Kevin's latest video?

[@dylaniguess7856]

Me!

[@polnekwiatki9654]

Yo

[@ohnono1244]

Me

[@Knave_Orange_24]

Me

[@Alabama_Slamma]

Me

[@SigmaDyess]

THE PANCAKES ARE TOO STRING

[@Twinklethefox9022]

+PrometheanSigma my only weakness!!!!

[@SigmaDyess]

+Holly The Talented Umbreon Not if the stringy bacon monsters come at you.

[@Twinklethefox9022]

PrometheanSigma ahhh no! *screams and trips over air*

[@Goober34]

The writing of the legendary CallMeKevin

[@MostrandomM_toexisttoday]

Did you know that you’re a sinner? But did you know that Jesus loves you and He can change that, all you have to do is believe that He died on the cross and rose from the grave 3 days later, repent, and accept God into your life, it’s your choice, Jesus loves you..

[@jellywillreturn]

"That's not for you." I got chills.

[@pincone7889]

NO. that is not for you.

[@nicojira2004]

I was actually expecting a spooky story, turns out, this is the goofiest creepypasta I'ver listend to.

[@Bapper_McBapper]

Call me Kevin wrote it so it’s about on par

[@Deadliermlg]

This is why people must encourage the "I have no enemies" lifestyle.

[@alvianekka80]

*enimes

[@brighter2438]

It's in the future now. Guess Roger is coming to my supermarket.

[@AMentalFailure]

Just don't go anywhere near your local Teco and you'll be fine

[@people8887]

Whose here after finding out call me Kevin write this

[@Avocado7765]

Who here from call me Kevin?

[@Avocado7765]

I did a crappy spammy comment just to see how many likes it would get

[@Beepthing]

I’m here from kevin

[@dingodudes9697]

me

[@gospel9875]

I am cause I had to see the gmod video

[@Goober34]

95%

[@TaliesinapCerridwen]

Possibly the greatest short story in the world...

[@jyotsna3617]

By the greatest author CallMeKevin himself

[@girffe7442]

I can't believe we finally know the author of this fine masterpiece. CallMeKevin sure is a genius writer.

[@TheConceptking-x5n]

OK can we be for real? This is the stupidest story that I’ve ever heard and I’m not just gonna say horror story I just mean in general. Being fanfic kids TV show or even real life this is the stupidest story I have ever heard. This sounds like something your five year old brother would tell you during a camp out in your living room

[@glennviking]

* *d i e s f r o m f r e e z e* *

[@jusariahcanolike]

That line went hard

[@panpeinappel2848]

"Help, the pancakes are too string" I died

[@nikolamanojlovic3764]

This story is true btw, I know because I was Rogers grandfather (because this is in future, remember?)

[@ecko_chris7478]

Ah yes the best story foretold by Kevin

[@TaliesinapCerridwen]

8 people are your enemies Ron!

[@starridreams4653]

Enimes*

[@TaliesinapCerridwen]

StarriDreams quite right.

[@Lunar_mothie]

Rise JIM PICKENS FOLLORS

[@sci_pain3409]

A

[@SnailPreacher]

The sad, dramatic sounding narration is killing me

[@osadniczek140]

this is actually terryfying

[@site.the-gamer]

0:23 "For example his uncle died..... anyway!"

[@tillyhoney6099]

oh god Kevin what have you done

[@velesmudri4533]

What Kevin can't do?

[@velesmudri4533]

@Muhammad Meizar Farizky he did it attentionaly

[@yanikstudios]

Listen man, I know it’s been 2 years since your last upload, but if you ever come back to read this comment I just want to say thank you. You helped me through my hardest times with this single video, it continues to make me laugh to this day and I will regularly rewatch it with my friends. Thank you although you weren’t the author I loved the animation and narration, it makes the experience so much richer!

[@Windsortitan84]

LOL BEST STORY EVER!

[@gospel9875]

You were God damn right

[@Goober34]

Credits CallMeKevin

[@timothywilliams8530]

Mannn this person is gonna be very confused why they're getting replies on a six year old comment

[@Goober34]

@@timothywilliams8530 should we spam him?

[@timothywilliams8530]

@@Goober34 I mean like o_o they could be dead by now

[@KingCakeGator]

2:24 Call me Kevin after watching Batman vs Superman

[@cinusinski]

"for example his uncle died... Anyway.."

[@Thatguy-kg3tz]

Call me Kevin am I right

[@PewPewPlasmagun]

Mofe lik eroB korangaR

[@treeleavesofficial9460]

Call me kevin anyone?

[@Ginxed_]

Yo

[@andrewdelasko603]

Yes

[@Goober34]

95% of people

[@naitomeaObsesseD605]

This is the greatest thing ever! HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE MORE VIEWS ON THIS

[@roachFarmer757]

This whole thing... Mrcreepypasta... The video... The "author" who wrote the pasta... It's amazing.

[@Goober34]

CallMeKevin wrote it

[@roachFarmer757]

@@Goober34 six years holy fuck

[@EnclaveSoldier2201]

Truly a masterpiece. Famed author, Call me Kevin, can never make a great story to overpower this masterpiece he has made. When compared to even the literary, not even the plays of Shakespeare or the Homer’s telling of the Iliad can be compared to this masterpiece. My eyes shall never see such beauty equal to this even if I had the ability to live forever. There is no experience equal to this story.

[@just_a_tepig3611]

0:24 you perfectly captured the "anyway" after the dead uncle

[@lukedoesntupload]

he didn't do the voiceover just the animation

[@arandomhashbrown3756]

Im here because the guy who wrote that crappypasta reacted to your video. He has a channel called CallMeKevin

[@ESDecaf0]

ENIMES NOT ENEMIES!

[@texasred8424]

I have no clue how this guy said all this without cracking up once.

[@good_boi2392]

when he said "and then he ran inside a freezer but forgot that the freezers froze too hard and he died of freeze" made me fall out of my chair and took me 30 minutes to get back up from laughter

[@BR33CH.]

“Hey there friends”

[@DJPigeon1]

Im not your friend buddy

[@meissmart9473]

CallMeKevin cult?

[@Goober34]

Let's summon him by saying his name 3 times

[@Lunar_mothie]

Ogga booga turg

[@abioticspy9449]

Ogga booga Turg

[@jasonblundelldobebussing]

This is 10 years old?! 😮 Ain't no way

[@thekingshussar1808]

The Dear Leader Approves. Greetings from the cult.

[@NSD33]

More like bore Ragnarok

[@fatboy4750]

I think we all know why we are here now

[@acreativenameorsomethingli3800]

Kevin sends his regards

[@TristanIonizedBerri]

Maybe this takes place in a future where people got used to creepypasta monsters and Ohio took over the world.

[@MusicToYourComputer]

The Dear Leader Approves. Greetings from the Cult

[@saulesalejos4483]

Is a little confusing. Dear Leader refers to Jim or Kevin?

[@mobiletaskforceepsilon1172]

@@saulesalejos4483 both. Both is good.

[@scillavanilla5356]

“This happened a long time ago” “This is all in the future, so it’s normal for the future” 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

[@Henriburger1]

Whose here from CallMeKevin's video?

[@ElFahado69]

ne

[@DimitriAlexandreBlaiddyd14]

It's fitting that the enime at 2:22 dies from being hit by a car, with this being Kevin's story and all.

[@aaroncomerford8050]

I won't be able to sleep tonight

[@Gabitza379]

Very well animated!

[@MrDirtCow]

no, no, no, the reading is all wrong, it’s pronounced EYE-nemies

[@GraphMedal]

"Roger made a face, similar to this:" "*EH8FGEUWGG*"

[@AnonYmous-db2yy]

You should've used That Guy With A Voice's reading of it. This guy mispronounced enimes, crips, and pizzazas. Those are all the ones I remember.

[@gigipeedee]

Was listening to creepypastas to fall asleep to and ended up laughing my ass off

[@hozic9929]

Who is here beacose callmekevin

[@themudpit621]

"smelly"

[@gtgaming8850]

That "NO" scared me inside

[@zm4h0gr4alt4]

Hi from the future🗿

[@vizorkid2305]

He died from freeze

[@LRKarts33]

Callmekevin for life. If you don't like Kevin then you are my enime

[@wrath4452]

I should have realized that Kevin wrote this way earlier than I did...

[@pedrohenriquedecarvalhogon1453]

i found this in a sfm creepypasta playlist, a minute ago i was shitting myself now im laughing my ass off

[@the-partial-anti-furry]

Lmao "i will struve"

[@TheNightEyes]

Expect a rise of views after it was revealed this story was written by Call Me Kevin

[@mr_man-to7bv]

Who is here from callmekevin?

[@victorgalindo8174]

Supermarket monster more like Bore Ragnorak

[@4DragonX]

Is this ai generated or am I just tripping. I have no idea what’s happening.

[@thelegion4698]

Totally watching this cause of callmekevin

[@ValentinoDwight1]

the crappiest and funniest creepy pasta I have ever watched. the reader simply reading what the guy who did this monstrosity wrote. I love it.

[@panapower4339]

im scared bc this is the future now D:

[@ramzesguitar7683]

The supermarket monster... More like bore ragnarok (probably spelled that wrong)

[@kyesickhead7008]

Wait what🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂

[@eonswan]

Almost five years later and this is still funny as shit

[@ValentinesEve1996]

You are our enime now.

[@prettyboydemnic5315]

This is why call me Kevin is the goat

[@travisalfonso9089]

what is this a horror sory? naaaaaa is funny

[@bradentheman1373]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE SADDESST MOST BEATUFIL STORY OF RON AND RODGER RIP TO RON AND RODGER I AM SO SAD THAT ENDING WAS SHOCKING TO THE BONES IT NEEDS AND OSCAR ASAP AND HE DIDNT HELP THE ENEMYS BC TEHY WERE SMEELY AND ENEMYS SO HE LEFT THEM AND I FEEL BAD THAT HE WAS HOMELESS AND SAD HIS PASTLIFE WAS GOOD AAND RICH AS A BANKTELLER NAMEDD RON THE FUNNY PART WHEN HE PUNCED HIS FAT AWAY IDK WHY ITS 10,00 DOLLARS FOR BREAD

[@bradentheman1373]

correct

[@bradentheman1373]

o

[@bradentheman1373]

no not corrct

[@bradentheman1373]

b quiet

[@samirtherandomkidcats4life]

Hmm 9 years ago? Mmm thats odd

[@jonhard1049]

His uncle died anyway-

[@fakuri913]

Congrats, now this video gonna blow up

[@fruitsalad5036]

better love story than twilight

[@ProbAlan]

wtf did i just watch?!

[@ne3333t]

I forgor about this

[@isaacround5548]

ITS PRONOUNCED EINIMEES

[@Dude62687]

your voice sounds like Elijah wood, aka ITS AMAZING

[@DuneJumper]

Actually it's not my voice. Read the description. ^_^

[@cedagent_8797]

Me: Cool, nice and a bit funny Others: WoRk On YoUr EnGlIsH, aLsO tHiS iS sO bAd I hAvE aIdS nOw!1!

[@cedagent_8797]

am I right?

[@i_love_games110]

even the creator of the crappypasta said it was bad

[@thevillainclub4285]

This video should be called "Gmod creepy pastas in a nutshell"

[@wirtz7223]

“Enemies” You mean enimes?

[@facelessrabbit6361]

Amazing

[@ryanthecoward364]

I just realized it said "a very long time ago" in the beginning, but it takes place in the future?

[@fox7378]

Wow. What a poetic masterpiece. Kevin you genius!! This narration of it has to be my favorite.

[@DumbCup]

Kevin really did cook with this 🗣️💯🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🗣️💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@luftmoth]

"His uncle died, A n y w a y"

[@pog_gerz_2780]

This is what happens in my dreams

[@Isaacfess]

Oh my god. this was great. Animating creepypastas on Gmod.

[@ZarKus]

WEOLCOME TO THE CULT