The surprising Valentine's questionnaire results for Hololive members

[@adrianaslund8605]

Luna is funny, really intelligent but not arrogant or insecure about showing it off. And seems tidy and focused. She'd probably be a pretty good wife.

[@penttikoivuniemi2146]

I was thinking the exact same thing.

[@chinatown304]

don't forget the most important part! she likes to cook and is good at it!!

[@ageha6607]

Her rooms are indeed tidy. The problem with Luna is that she is, unironically, quite caculative and emotional-detached.

[@adrianaslund8605]

@@ageha6607 That just makes her relatable.

[@jasonk.]

Senchou might be a easy to cheer yet demanding GF, but definitely will be the best wife material ❤ easy to cheer her up have fun everyday, can talk sensitive topics with her openly and she knows everything related, able to do fun stuffs together at day and night💗 BEST WIFE

[@deSolAxe]

Yeah, when you listen to her talking bit more seriously, she is actually really sensible. Not to mention she is quite open-minded, knows how to communicate... also, honestly we are similar age from her "ancient" knowledge and taste for shows...

[@Miimu5210]

In all honesty, among the pool here this is an easy choice. Even if it weren't these other four, Marine is top 3 wife material. She has the emotional and experience maturity to be an understanding and equal partner in a healthy relationship. The others are too PON or a literal princess.

[@luka188]

Unironically, Chloe is second best wife material out of these 5, but she does lack some experience and maturity to be a good wife, but that will come with time. The other 3 are completely out xD

[@201bio]

Not to mention the ichimi just want her to settle down and be happy (I think this was the result of one of her surveys).

[@Tomoki_Robo]

Her type of hubby is literally those who're accustomed to taking care of elderly

[@Sei003]

Marine roasting Chloe at the end is savage lol. Why do you have to worry about her bathing when she's an orca?

[@赤ゲキ]

You can say that Chloe probably felt… salty. 😎

[@Sei003]

@@赤ゲキ Takodachi spotted lol.

[@applebumpcaster8240]

marine sencho's comment on chloe made me laugh uncontrollably. 🤭

[@AragonBattleBorn]

You'd need a good scrubbing if you haven't bathed in so long that barnacles are attached to your entire body.

[@Sei003]

@@赤ゲキ Takodachi spotted lol.

[@iqbalmasabdullah]

As 35p, i voted miko for good wife because i felt miko a home you can come back to when life gets tough, she will treat you with kindness and suprising you by caring about the little things, miko childish personality easy to make you moodboster every day, and you can 't get bored of it and last ofc because her maturity amaze me, i think she will be good wife and a good mother

[@fluffyelite35]

I'm a 35P but I voted Marine for the best wife because I can only see Mikochi as a daughter. Also, Marine roasting Chloe at the end was so savage and funny lol

[@thegemguy1334]

Never thought I would ever heard stinky booba in my entire life.

[@nekozaemon3803]

Kanataso 10/10 wife

[@maqywhaq]

Bye bye PP?

[@MysteryFaceX]

When you need jars opened and shower heads changed.

[@Verxx-sc2tl]

Agreed 💯

[@iiman6081]

​@@maqywhaqM belike 😂

[@Starfall01]

​@@maqywhaq💀

[@khov]

i love marinrin above all, she is just perfect

[@applebumpcaster8240]

yay!

[@Verxx-sc2tl]

Kanatan is best wife

[@nekozaemon3803]

You know it, baby

[@赤ゲキ]

She has a flaw. A messy room. So you have to do a lot of cleaning.

[@Jinrou_Yumeno]

​@@赤ゲキ Clean up after her pet rabbits. I don't mind

[@赤ゲキ]

@@Jinrou_Yumeno Clean up after herself too. I remembered her saying something about a housekeeper who tidied her room. Not long after, Kanata’s room became messy again.

[@victortran2962]

Kanata is a husband not a wife lol, if you want to take care of her as a house-husband then she’s your choice

[@hayatojin2886]

Poor Chloe, number one in my heart lol.

[@gkanai1400]

Kanata proved her wife worthy ness multiple times via Coco's streams.

[@anhkduc7930]

I love to have a cheeky girlfriend like Chloe or Kanata but tbh for wife material it's Marine

[@juno3281]

what about her is wife material i’m so lost- i thought kanata would win for sure

[@kiaconkbodho35]

Im suprised Miko get no.2 in "Best wife candidate" and small different result with Marine.

[@SudlaSteel]

Tbf it was hosted on Miko’s channel

[@ricogwapo5100]

It was rigged lol

[@vieronna]

To be fair, given the choices, I'd have put Miko there too. 😂 Kanata and Chloe have concerning habits (one has a very dirty room, the other is dirty) and years of Luna = baby programming is hard to undo.

[@Arkamui]

It's because she's Sui-chan's wife(at least in many people's minds)

[@Terralventhe]

Marine is the "we have been married five years and the sparks still fly" wife, but Miko is the newlywed wife.

[@Stitchlii]

Luna-Tan best wife

[@yurie.channel]

I would pick Miko for best wife anyday.

[@marcelostalker]

I'd vote Kanata as wife, not sure why. Also "your oppai are dirty" was a savage roast, geez Senchou xD

[@kogure3919]

I correctly predicted the results for all those questions lmao

[@ZombieManF]

"The girl with the messiest room" Chloe "The girl who seems strong if she becomes a magical girl" Miko "The girl who seems demanding when in a relationship" Miko "The girl who looks easy-going girl" Marine "If the gender were male, who will receive chocolates the most" Kanata "The girl who will be a good wife when she gets married" By process of elimination, Kanata

[@eggyx2734]

thank you for the clip! 2:07 look at marine face www

[@Industrialman96]

I love how accurate it shows their emmotions now

[@Silvercat2343]

Happy Valentines Day to Hololive

[@bhgidsahajdoh9523]

Luna would make a perfect waifu material, she already can cook, plays trendy games even the games that aren't casual gamers friendly, programing COBOL at 0yo, imagine what she can do when she about 18. (However long that's gonna take)

[@nikujaga_oishii]

Kanataso best husbando confirmed I mean, I've seen enough fan art / dj where PPTenshi got very impressive....body part...down there

[@ultrasoul7870]

For Kanataso I would give a entire chocolate factory... ..and bring each hoompa loompa too.

[@shadowmaverick15]

Luna Hime best wife 100%

[@Orandalunaito]

Luna 10/10 wife 🍬

[@SolStryker]

2:07 people's choice best wife Senchou with the surprised pikachu face.

[@inhuahua1]

Marine the most demanding but probably best wife material

[@nekozaemon3803]

Beta detected.

[@Fishman465]

Dunno about that, but that would be true of Choco-sensei, many quirks, but EX Wife rank

[@sorahow287]

​@@Fishman465 - The wife that lives in a different house.

[@luka188]

Marine isn't really all that demanding, she has high standards perhaps, but she is very sensible and not really the capricious type. She likes to act that way, but in her case it is purely an act.

[@Fishman465]

@@luka188 but many go off first impressions and none really have wifey ones

[@Conre1]

You see, its not just because Senchou is, well, Senchou, but because she's kind, caring and very wise

[@pinkvillajuice]

Nah, it's because of the Lewd, it's that simple.

[@AwesomeAxolotlt]

thanks for the translation, much appreciated. Chloe kinda lost out on his survey, some of the results surprised me like who'd be the most demanding, but others seemed spot on

[@Saku_607]

I think guys underestimate how difficult it would be to keep up with marine’s libido

[@smillerbee8115]

I choose luna because her gaming taste similar to me

[@runrun3548]

I think kanata would be good wife

[@Verxx-sc2tl]

You think right brother!

[@赤ゲキ]

She has a flaw. A messy room. So you have to do a lot of cleaning.

[@sorahow287]

​@@赤ゲキ - And her awful fashion sense.

[@luka188]

I can't see her as wife at all, she really doesn't have the nurturing and caring qualities you'd want from a wife. Even Pekora is a much better candidate

[@Verxx-sc2tl]

@@luka188 you must be new then

[@Faylakes]

If you often watch marine zatsu stream you know she is the best wife material out of 5 but mikochi also a caring person she show it mostly on her member stream tho. P. S: This is definitely not a promotion to her membership 😂

[@tomitomitom1932]

anyone who has heard Luna's voice acting knows she's the real number one

[@peterdrew4098]

Chloe: talks about how she has no interest in getting married. Also Chloe: surprised no one thinks she would be a good wife

[@赤ゲキ]

Hm… I have no interest in getting married either. And I won’t marry her anyway because, as how Gura will put it: Stinky 😂

[@ene4602]

I prefer Luna because she is a princess and her sound is cute

[@nekozaemon3803]

Man you gat to be at least Prince of England to meet her demands

[@yurie.channel]

@@nekozaemon3803 lmao

[@pogituna]

otanoshimi body 😂😂😂

[@KoroPaisen]

5:10 www very brutal counter

[@sendaljepitseribu108]

IMO marine would be wife, chloe is ex-GF, miko, kanata and luna would be 1st, 2nd and 3rd daughter

[@fireh3211]

They are sorted by age.

[@mathieul4303]

Chloe with her "nande" is iconic with how much she gets roasted 😂 Also, I agree with Marine being the best wife

[@Sybato]

I think my picks would be: "The girl with the messiest room" Chloe "The girl who seems strong if she becomes a magical girl" Marine "The girl who seems demanding when in a relationship" Chloe "The girl who looks easy-going girl" Miko "If the gender were male, who will receive chocolates the most" Kanata "The girl who will be a good wife when she gets married" Kanata Kanata seems to be the most dependable, without being too needy, it would be Miko, but she's a bit too Pon.

[@adriannechristianicalia7745]

For Gawr Gura, Marine and Chloe is her best wifes and mistresses. For Haachama and me, Miko is our best wife. For Iroha and Ayame, Kanata is their best girlfriend. For Subaru, Luna is her girlfriend forever. ❤❤❤❤❤

[@Chaosloki]

"Your boobs are dirty" GOD DAMN SENCHOU GOT NO CHILL

[@ungabunga2708]

3:58

[@hououinkyouma1301]

I guessed 5/6 right except for the magical girl I thought it would be Kanata cause she's already a tenshi

[@mangoman1919]

Marine is 100% wife material.

[@akungaming4219]

Choroi is more like simple-minded, easily deceived person. 'Easy-going" is 'relaxed', 'happy-go-lucky' type of person.

[@bloodiwolf]

Marine, 2,000% wife material.

[@godlessyuri]

What do you mean "surprising"? These are exactly the expected answers.

[@theonlymegumegu]

5:08 did marine just tell us the flavor of orca TKB? XD

[@lowbatt777]

I would marry chloe any day.

[@Kurofune]

I love strong french cheeses so Chloe is the one for me.

[@yetijunior]

Poor Chloe, she just has a little extra seasoning is all.

[@NasaZombieDragon-vc7pl]

Marine wife bias, Nene could balance out the votes 🤣

[@jjlore5634]

Dirty? Its called flavoring. Anyways i would have vote marine as number one but honestly would put chloe at second.

[@luka188]

Same, out of these 5, chloe is second by a mile, the other 3 really aren't suitable at all lmao

[@gan-erdene.m2732]

though i would choose Chloe on best wife material

[@watabeorenji5867]

Very fair enough, marine is the best wife among that girls, she had everything you need, beauty, cute, sexy, Aggresive (maybe) and a little bit of menhera.

[@aihara01]

Marine insult broke me XD

[@s.m.4995]

During one section 「チョロい」is translated as "easy-going." チョロい literally means simple or obvious, but in a romantic context, it's often used to describe a person who's is simple to handle or is gullible to simple romantic gestures. It's not that they themselves are being described as easy-going, more that the listeners feel that the could more easily sway them back to being happy if they were to get angry.

[@grapecake13]

"your boobs are dirty" 🤣🤣🤣

[@AdolChristin_]

marine

[@nakireee5829]

chloe is cute feel bad for her

[@aryaramadani9898]

Chloe 🥰🥰

[@purfect88]

well as wife material from 5 of them i would choose marine ofc,

[@Fishman465]

I feel Chloe got picked last as she's basically the girl guys want to have fun with before settling down with say Mio Luna may have gotten a better shake on her channel as first impression is "baby" Honestly none hold a candle to the real high grade wives in Hololive

[@madnight1553]

honestly kanata and miko is really good wife material. kanata with superdarling attentiveness and miko with fun cute moments. but in the end best way to preserve happy marriage is good sexual life with your wife whenever you need.

[@DiuLei619]

Marine : That's what happened when you're not taking a bath! Miko : Tashi-- Tashikani? Welp thats true??? PFFFFFT

[@Kuruma2001]

I would have voted Kanata as best wife

[@hayifus]

miko please be my wife

[@nuraf1qh]

The last question got me bit wanting to debate. I'm not even an avid Kanata viewer but I'm sure she's best waifu. The way she treats her friends?? 101/100 and this the person she chooses to marry in the future? The sweetness would be out the charts. I'm a big marine miko viewer but man oh man Kanata you sweet perfect child

[@hoanghainguyen8347]

Considering this is Miko channel and Marine being the most popular JP hololiver, Katata ranking and % is really high

[@rdtadh]

I would 10000001% have sakamata as a wife :”)

[@gelmir7322]

i thought the only answer to this question is Yagoo.

[@kanataspunchingbag2973]

This comment session is pretty cultured already it seems but imma repeat: Kanatan is perfect wife material💯

[@StephenrHamilton]

Geez, everyone is clearly working off of a gross idea of a wife as someone who does chores and stuff for you. If you get that out of your head you can see that Chloe would be a great wife. Just think about it, you could take her for walks, pet her, play fetch... wait a second.

[@sasi5841]

Congratulations you just demoted women from humans to pets.

[@StephenrHamilton]

@@sasi5841 excellent eye there. Yes you have spotted that the joke is the dramatic irony of the third sentence mirroring the opinion which is presented as "gross" in the first.

[@cdeAB-tb9bm]

Late to party, i understand the joke also, but what’s the point you try to prove here?

[@praigeki]

I thought Miko would get the last place together with Luna I can only see both of them as a daughter. As stinky as Chloe is, she has one of the most beautiful character design in hololive. So I thought she should get higher places. I guess not having good hygiene habits can really turn people off.

[@kornwallsdiceandadvice3538]

Marine roasting chole for not getting a husband is peak irony

[@scc8647]

Kanatan Is The Best Wife And Also Definitely Not Lesbian

[@applebumpcaster8240]

ofcourse, holoviewers, men and ladies would agree that marine sencho is the best "wife." we all love maririn. 🥰

[@reinerbruan5932]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Saplingbat]

Marine deserves that win, but only 5% for Chloe? people just don't appreciate a good stinky gamer girl anymore sadge

[@SushiKishi]

“I don’t think Marine is good wife material. The polls show she’s the most demanding girl of them all!” Marine: [drift boosts into view while blasting Eminem] “When did you get those poll results? Those results are outdated…I had a second poll done yesterday, at my request! It turns out I am extremely easygoing!” [fixes her cravat]

[@赤ゲキ]

Why can I feel some Miles Edgeworth vibe there?

[@snailthelostcow63]

So Kanata is better as a husband than a wife lol

[@gizkadasha3989]

Funny thing that they chosen most cheating person as their best wife

[@stoned_kitty]

Clearly Mikopi Manipulation.

[@Darkagma]

Got all correct except the last one. I think Marine loses to Miko in a wife-ness scale because she is more prone to emotional swings.

[@赤ゲキ]

And that’s what makes Senchou all the more adorkable.

[@luka188]

Miko is way too pon to be a wife. She would be adorable, but she needs to be taken care of as much as a daughter, so she really isn't fit to be a wife lmao.

[@dabilaroali1037]

Did people forget Marine wants to have like 10 kids ? I am not dealing with all of that lol.

[@kacpergot100]

She said later that in reality she wants 3 kids

[@dabilaroali1037]

@@kacpergot100 I knew she was joking but didn't hear about her actual reasonable number lol.

[@syafiqwibowo4765]

Mmhm.. dirty oppai 🤮

[@赤ゲキ]

I actually agreed Senchou is demanding. Remember the criteria before us Ichimi can marry her? 😂 That aside, I purposely chose Chloe who is apparently number 2. It’s quite the opposite, really. I demand her to shower. I demand her to care about her room being messy due to not bathing or at least showering. 😂 Edit: I chose Chloe as easy-going because of her refusal to bath or at least shower. 😂 Edit 2: I chose Senchou as my wife. My, not our, since we each probably chose differently. Anyway, I am loyal to Senchou despite how horny she is. Good listener, gives good advice and so. I can see why Chloe is last. Stinky. 😂 Luna-hime is a HoloBaby. FBI! 👀 Mikochi does make a good wife in her own right but you better keep an eye on her cooking (i.e. fire) and an ear on her Elite language (i.e. FAQ). 😂 Kanata will crush you if you anger her or call her fla- 🪦

[@CEOAmaterasu]

Luna-hime is the kind of holobaby who takes you in rides with her Harley and fix your COBOL code :V

[@赤ゲキ]

@@CEOAmaterasu And also makes herself drunk so that she is immune to horror.

[@mysticruin6043]

Marine may be a troublesome woman, but she's got plenty of good wife qualities. Don't give up, Senchou. 🫡

[@Virjunior01]

"Your boobs are dirty" 🤣