The swiftest joke boat in history (Jackbox)

[@Zeffpenguin]

“My wife usually just uses my second pillow” being followed up with “She got it in the divorce” getting iced was tragic, Kory got robbed

[@princiedv]

His dentist's appointment being at tooth hurty being funnier than all the joke boat jokes was expected but still very funny

[@Mathmachine]

I really hope they fix the audience thing at some point. It's still fun seeing the crew do Jackbox stuff, but a little bit is lost without the audience.

[@MastatmastaT]

Is it just one no life loser hacking it each time?

[@photographyraptor]

Sucks that one bad actor ruins the whole thing for all of us

[@zoom3184]

@@photographyraptor It's actually negative 8 quadrillion bad actors

[@adamthedog1]

@@zoom3184 +50,732

[@asagoldsmith3328]

​@@zoom3184checks out

[@JaxonUm]

The guesspionage answers are genuinely so fucked

[@Itual]

5:26 Chiblee legit said some random nonsense that might’ve accidentally been 100% accurate. I’m from Argentina and my guess for the mechanical bull question was like 63%. The only way you haven’t ridden one is if you haven’t once been invited to a birthday party between ages 7 and 14 or if you’re above like 40?. Brazil is right next to us and could be similar tbh

[@sonofhades57]

That fucking primal scream from NL when he got bodied because of a typo restored my FP.

[@SuperCaitball]

[funny points]

[@DarklySparklyy]

Joke for me overpowered

[@kiiturii]

thinking crabs have 2 legs is crazy. they have fucking 10 bro, I learned that like yesterday, I thought they had 8 but the claws count too

[@adamthedog1]

you saw that tweet?

[@kiiturii]

@@adamthedog1 It was a random youtube comment lol I had to google it afterward because I didn't believe it at first

[@filipsichrovsky]

This guy thinks humans have two legs ICANT

[@Reeykz]

Jackbox is always an instant click

[@viziroth]

biology major thought crabs has 2 legs... never eaten seafood

[@lampelampe7234]

I still just can't cope. Like, crabs, 2 legs? like... on this planet right? IDK.

[@EDoyl]

what about SAP? 🦀

[@thatpedanticcommenter5847]

“Bro took my joke and my other joke, you can’t do that, that’s so fucked up!” Don’t worry, Apollo, your genuine disappointment expressed there in perfect cadence sent me to the hospital with a lung puncture from laughing too hard.

[@MataExploresTwitch]

dear police, congratulations

[@Zelmazam1]

What are the deer police up to these days?

[@KeDe1606]

Man, I keep trying to make an 18 cops joke, but it keeps getting removed. I’m in shambles

[@chatnoir9038]

​@@KeDe1606 Best performance put to film

[@MrTingalls]

According to Google, this is the only record of that exact sentence being written

[@chickenbeforeegg]

my favourite song lyrics by Cheap Trick

[@purr_purr_meow_meow]

36:22 Bio major by the way . . .

[@meaningless_name489]

holy fuck that was ridiculous. I genuinely can't believe it. They moved on so quickly but that should have lasted so much longer. Has he genuinely never seen a crab.

[@Purin1023]

2 legs????????????????????

[@koala1507]

I'm having trouble visualising how that'd even look

[@joshlemagne]

I really want NL to draw what he thinks a crab looks like because I have no idea how that would work.

[@sagecolvard9644]

@@joshlemagne Mr. Krabs from Spongebob.

[@Random_Fanguy]

I remember a funny Tweet that went something like: NL when he goes to a seafood restaurant and gets 6 crab legs: "Wow, three crabs worth of legs!"

[@jonathanfrakes9505]

He did play the crab souls game a little while ago...🤔

[@nothda2211]

bro thought Mr Krabs was anatomically accurate

[@Ihasnotomato]

how does one make it to their mid 30s believing that crabs only have two legs, like he even played that crab souls-like a month ago so I KNOW he's seen a crab before

[@austinvanderveer213]

I just wanna point out that Apollo's panicked jokes were on theme with his tagline, which no one ever does lol

[@BigTohm]

who up boxing they jack

[@asdfnewguy7029]

So true bestieeee

[@canox6017]

and by "jack", haha well. let's justr say. my peanits

[@Malcador-TWOM]

​@@canox6017 a condom could have prevented

[@barb0za0]

im jorking it box style

[@Sensho00]

I'm Jacking my Box, sexual style

[@leninade20]

My favorite part of Guesspionage (and Poll Mine) are NLSS constantly being shocked that people exist who aren't them or their friends.

[@Nikowo1610]

3 person joke boat would go absolutely insane

[@NivetFox]

This is harder to imagine than a crab with 2 legs

[@CappTF]

no way in hell he picked "dictatus"

[@thefranklin6463]

Justin hit Apollo with the “yup” brutal

[@Konradix05]

Not as brutal when Justin hit Justin with it

[@iconica9516]

why do the worst joke boats make me laugh the most is it like a psyche thing that we laugh at bad jokes or is it just being insane

[@thedeck-buildingdemon8293]

20:16 a reference to the Thuggee killings in India Edit: 49:59 is a real w bueh moment, surprised it’s not the title

[@SmashCentralOfficial]

Just listening to this at work and I randomly remembered I had a dream the other night where B Zones were mentioned multiple times lmao wish I could find the jackbox episode where Chiblee created that gold

[@andrewm6470]

That bow tie one is too real… I can tie a regular tie a couple different ways but bow ties are some 80s nerd shit, no way 1/3rd of men honestly remember how to tie one.

[@jasonwhigham335]

2:37 lookin like *bird screech*

[@rud___boy]

5:24 how the fuck does Chiblee knows that???

[@simongames100]

not knowing sympathy for the devil should be a crime

[@OliveOilDrinker]

We're balatro guys, of course we - fuck. goddammit. uh We're jackbox guys of course we umm uhh shit uhhhhhh

[@asdfnewguy7029]

We're jackbox guys we uhh... We... We uhhhhh...

[@missingdays1]

Ok ok

[@Halokon]

Quick, name every joker!

[@BigTohm]

This joke boat actually hitting for once, holy

[@CrustyDonutts]

Real "Expectation/Reality"-ass moment: 19:48

[@Joe__M]

9:07 NL: It’s about to happen Narrator: ehh, I don’t know

[@jake748]

HOW do none of them know Sympathy for the Devil?????

[@HeyRoosty]

54:25 when you're overly excited to do something but your friends immediately shut it down. :(

[@xXTheKingEmothXx]

CRABS HAVE TWO LEGS!?!?!?!?!

[@PLJogging]

God I love post-ironic Joke Boat

[@ultimaofelsewhere]

The only crab NL knows is Zoidberg.

[@doopliss646]

I can't believe chib got a great lake and apollo didn't

[@Jaqexizr]

11:00 I'm Australian and love homemade holiday fruitcakes are American fruitcakes different or do I have bad taste?

[@amix3714]

28:13 LITHUANIA MENTIONED RAWRRRRRRRR 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

[@2ndsable]

The return of choke boat 49:40

[@WikiED]

34:30 this is the most shocked NL i've seen yet it's about complete nonsense, bipedal crabs only in like comics.

[@jumpgecko]

18:12 this is the back shaving part I bet

[@jacob5061]

Dude was thinking of a kids drawing of a crab lol

[@lampelampe7234]

... ... ...: my boi thought crabs had 2 legs? ... like... you know... buffets are just, genocide? IDk. 2 legs? crabs?

[@Morethanlikelyaperson]

A SWIFT JOKE-BOAT? GREAT HEAVENS!

[@stickypepsi3236]

This video has been fact-checked by Real Joke Boat Patriots

[@Croc1579]

No way you lose on Dictatus 😂

[@hiimpixl]

Does NL know what a crab is? I am at a loss for words

[@darkiller76521]

Always love jackbox

[@AyleidCraft]

Fsther Figures will haunt him.

[@streifenziesel4151]

Just like W bueh

[@Ceighk]

the name fanny pack is categorically not from britain. we call them bumbags.

[@trentglenn3463]

The swiftest video arrival in history

[@EsperPinion]

🦀

[@Itual]

BRO LOST BY PICKING DICTATUS💀💀💀

[@Konradix05]

He was ordering everyone around though

[@laisamarques]

Never seen a mechanical bull here in Brazil

[@dancinginfernal]

i think that means, by process of elimination, you are the mechanical bull in Brazil

[@KevinAccetta]

I don't know anyone who has a specific day of the week where they eat a specific food lol

[@Justnothankyou132]

StirFriday?

[@asagoldsmith3328]

Taco Tuesday?

[@KevinAccetta]

@@asagoldsmith3328 Guys, I know about these things 😂 I just don't know anyone who actually actively makes sure to eat tacos every tuesday or stir fry every friday or whatever. I think most people just eat whatever they feel like eating most days

[@asagoldsmith3328]

@@KevinAccetta LASAGNA LUNDAY?

[@gumba2953]

@@KevinAccetta sand sunday???

[@leejames929]

from the cons iv been to 1 in 10 cosplaying seems right to me

[@ThePhantom4516]

Speed jokeboat is very promising

[@AlchemistRacing]

The survey pools has to be twitch viewers

[@grit1]

Given how lame 10 is I can only imagine how cringey the 'naughty pack' will be.

[@fern.petrichor]

Naughty quiplash be like "what's the WORST kind of penis to find in your drink?"

[@PenguinOnDopee]

Doesnt.. Justin fuccin live in Newyork? that has ComicCon & AnimeNYC and be like "People dont dress up for cons"

[@Jackson-bm9mo]

Idk if you’ve heard but New York is a pretty big place

[@newdayatmidnight]

he lives in Virginia

[@PenguinOnDopee]

@@Jackson-bm9mo In this household we dont respect upstate new york

[@PenguinOnDopee]

@@newdayatmidnight Oh word? dang.

[@Inter_Are]

Drunk asl😇 watching lil bro😇

[@owennewburn]

Why are they called dad bods and not w bueh?

[@SuperCaitball]

We're Joke Boat guys, of course we W Bueh

[@Jamesss6]

chib nation

[@Kryptnyt]

I never knew my fsther...

[@M3GAMAN100]

Dictatus? You cannot be serious

[@paulunga]

31:22 That cherry blossom swerve feels more offensive than the rice answer would've been.

[@EDoyl]

🦀 🦶 🦶

[@lazy_Kat89]

WBueh

[@LBandCOOLJ]

Reupload?

[@ReddFiveOhOh]

The complete misunderstanding of the very first prompt for guesspionage is what i come here for lmao

[@TheLittleNoobThatCould]

A group of 5 millenials, 4 with good trivia knowledge, and only 1 of them knows the lyrics to Sympathy for the Devil.. smh

[@beanyoda6954]

+2

[@brie9540]

we're jackbox guys of course crabs have 2 legs

[@colbypulcher3262]

RAHHHH

[@ItsHoplight]

We are so close to shadow of the erdtree

[@__archermaster__8790]

there's (single) people who put more than 1 pillow on their bed??

[@miquelmoorrees6010]

I hate it so much when people hear something that doesn't align with their views and they go "oh that cant be true" like thats actually dumb as fuck

[@WaterZer0]

Welcome to human arrogance.

[@ericlytle2209]

People don’t do that there’s no way

[@MastatmastaT]

Nl thinking 3% of people respect their national anthem was a bit of a take for sure.

[@AyleidCraft]

There’s no way 1 in 5 people have dressed up for a convention brother

[@dancinginfernal]

@@ericlytle2209 +2

[@canox6017]

5:10 "Taco Night" is not that common outside of North America my dudes.