The Tale of The Ginger and Boots

allegedly

[@evanb1470]

My theory is that The Ginger and Boots put the story out there so they would never have to fight anyone. It worked.

[@robkemp598]

Makes sense considering they were RIGHT THERE when Tanis was talking about them and didn't dispute what she was saying

[@thanatos2195]

Addition: Squirrelly Dan respects the ginger, but doesn’t know that they made it up, hence him saying “allegedly” after every time it’s mentioned.

[@jakerocinante1133]

😅 allegedly

[@natashakennedy7516]

oh my god

[@MajorSkrewup]

@@thanatos2195 or he does know they made it up so cannot confirm nor deny the story

[@TheMadAfrican1]

"How does a fella get caught up in that sort of business?" has me cry laughing every time.

[@VengaAqui]

Super supportive and free of judgement, good friend

[@MarshalLtd]

The Ginger and Boots story had better buildup than whole Game of thrones finale.

[@PedroChuVPS]

... allegedly

[@thomasmills339]

Jesus..let it rest

[@Rodrik18]

The back of my shampoo bottle had better build up than the game of thrones finale...

[@theepilogue2190]

@@Rodrik18 🤣

[@jakerocinante1133]

Imagine how short game of thrones would have been if the Ginger and Boots were in GOT. The Night King and the Targaryens would have been like I’m not going there and the houses would have just obeyed whoever was friends with the Ginger and Boots. Long may they Rein.

[@Mourtzouphlos240]

The craziest thing about the Tanis scene is that they do not say one word to confirm, deny, or comment on their...alleged bestiality. They just stare straight ahead. And I think that is the closest anyone has come to asking them about it.

[@BradBurkhardt]

yeah, if these things were being said about me, in front of me I think I'd be having some words... hell, even if I did it that would be a good time to deny it LOL

[@DragonTigerBoss]

Bestiality is a broad term. I believe it's technically called necroornithophilia.

[@jy9291]

Right. Birds, as opposed to beasts. Plus, I get the feeling that the conversation was just outside of their ability to hear it clearly. And you can't roofie an ostrich.

[@lanmandragoran8337]

@@jy9291 A dead ostrich. Hence the necro.

[@jy9291]

Allegedly

[@PanzerMold]

"That's fucked..." "That's a felony."

[@cuatro336]

I think the Ginger and Boots want it believed that they banged an ostrich to sow fear in the hearts of all who cross them.

[@5p33dy305]

Psychological tactic that sent waves through small town folk far and wide. The fact they stood there neither confirming nor denying the allegations while Wayne and Tanis stood off only proves the tactic is working. There was even hesitation is Tanis' tone when they came into frame. Sun Tsu himself said all warfare is based on deception and by God the Ginger and Boots took it to heart.

[@onemadhungrynomad]

or... they just like... fucked a dead ostrich...

[@5p33dy305]

How does a fella get mixed up in that sort of business though?

[@chwenhoou]

Allegedly.

[@MaxUltimata]

@@5p33dy305 The farm takes up most of the day, and at night I just like to have a cuppa tea. I might be able to devote myself full time to the ol' ostrich fuckin'.

[@Pentarax]

I think the Hicks' confrontation with the Natives says something about Wayne's reputation and influence in the town; consider that The Ginger and Boots' presence was enough to rattle even Tanis who was previously willing to set the entire town ablaze. That's how scary those two are. Now consider that Wayne has the influence to approach them both and say "hey, we need you guys for a scrap"...*and they listen to him*.

[@arthas640]

i just assumed he offered them something they really wanted, like free beer or a large bird.

[@Cthippo1]

I think it goes with being recognized as "The toughest guy in Letterkenny". The holder of that title is expected to act to protect the town.

[@MaxUltimata]

Well, you know, when someone asks for help, you help 'em.

[@Crispy27]

See also, the finale of season 8. Spoiler free, Wayne needs help and doesn't even have to say a word. Hick, skid and hockey player alike immediately ralley.

[@gilliganallmighty3]

@@Crispy27 that ending just might be the best moment in TV history.

[@pearlrocks1]

I think their tale is the most polite conversation everyone has because of the genuine curiosity and horror

[@theoriginalchefboyoboy6025]

"Bad gas travels fast in a small town..." And then Glen bikes by! LOL

[@BradBurkhardt]

Bad gas... maybe that will be my next mix... thanks

[@doggin6]

Good job man, you managed to type out exactly what you just saw. You must be super smart....

[@theoriginalchefboyoboy6025]

stay in your lane, bro...

[@wolfy5svn945]

“oh bother...”

[@jackdaone6469]

Well, it ain’t bad gas spreading this time, at least.

[@buddywhatshisname522]

“Of course I know what the males are called, check my browser history...” bahahahahahaha!

[@tomjohnson5597]

“That’s the King of the Jungle.” “Still just a cat!”

[@kenwaid8239]

Spoken like a man who’s never stood next one.

[@weirdfreak98]

I love how the Ginger and Boots neither deny or confirm this tale. It's like they love how people fear them

[@mdclxvibeast4798]

Weeellll.... If they'd fuck an ostrich it rather makes you wonder about thier morals and red lines eh.

[@SGBassplayer]

It’s almost not worth thinking aboat.

[@justinmerrlles7937]

Ginger and Boots have to be Dan's cousins Jarrett and Garrett because of the way he defends them.

[@BradBurkhardt]

Interesting theory, never considered that one...

[@derrickwarden8669]

Allegedly

[@johnjoseph8905]

Until he describes Scotty Wallis as "keeping poor companis" for hanging out with the alleged ostrich fuckers.

[@PedroChuVPS]

Maybe the ostrich was actually Sweet Dee from Always Sunny, therefore leading to an epic show crossover down the way.

[@jonblackk]

I love how squirly says "allegedly"

[@BradBurkhardt]

Me too

[@jonblackk]

Makes a fella Wonder what he knows "allegedly"

[@arthas640]

I've known some people like that. There was a local idiot who was really emberesed by the fact that he'd screwed so many people over that the only person willing to loan him money was a guy named Nazi Steve, one of the leading contenders for both "worst nickname" and "least likely man you want to owe money to", so when people asked him where he suddenly got some cash from he said he "allegedly" borrowed money from Nazi Steve. Needless to say things did not go well for him and he ended up literally begging people for spare cash ten bucks at a time until he could pay Nazi Steve back, because a guy who's name is _literally_ Nazi Steve is not a guy you want asking you twice when you're going to pay him back.

[@jonblackk]

@@arthas640 if you owe money to a guy called Nazi Steve you get it ready before the due date. Well I guess that's y he's called the local idiot

[@jonblackk]

Squirly looks like he doesn't wanna be having this conversation everytime. Shaking his head as they try to get to the bottom of it

[@ArmouryTerrain]

The edit on this is brilliant, whoever cut these scenes together did really well.

[@BradBurkhardt]

Thanks, this is my edit, Ive done all the letterkenny videos ive posted.

[@arthas640]

editing can make a great scene or make a bad one, its one of the unsung heroes of film making

[@SoDakJason]

4:41 For some reason Dan dismissing a lion as "still just a cat" cracks me up.

[@lendog203]

at 4:24, Squirrely Dan and his reaction are priceless... I laugh my ass off every time.

[@HAHAKERPLUNKNOISE]

Pretty sure Dan knows more about it than you'd think

[@roberthickerty390]

Alledgedly

[@palestaamu9868]

Almost not even worth thinking about bud

[@MichaelSnyder1776]

Now's what's you trying to says heres

[@reathyork]

We respect our F*&@ing elders

[@georgedavidson957]

going to let that one marinate.

[@mountainman5292]

Squirrelly Dan sure kept his plurals in checks.

[@keithklassen5320]

At first I figured you said he kept his plurals in his cheeks. Like a squirrel. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@Haru-spicy]

And that's what I appreciates about him.

[@stunningfreefall]

Stewart's scandalized hand to the chest at 2:01 absolutely kills me

[@jordanbagbey1903]

"It's almost not worth thinking about..."

[@jy9291]

How's a fella get caught up in that kind of business?

[@camdenharrison9919]

I read this, at the EXACT same time as it was said in the video HAHAHA

[@wittylibrarian]

It's not worth thinking aboot.

[@tbuckley2031]

@@camdenharrison9919 me too

[@geraldedwards5762]

This is the absolute funniest show I think I have ever watched... I do not see how they can maintain straight faces to deliver their lines, that right there has to take some crazy self control... I wish they were longer episodes, the characters just drag you into their reality and hilarity.

[@OhMyHisDudeness]

I love how tentative Wayne is all the time.

[@6pyke]

He's so uncomfortable 🤣

[@darkavenger1929]

During the fight no one even touched Ginger & Boots 😂😂 Cause if they f*** an Ostrich they’ll f*** anything 😂😂😂😂

[@aloe.0v0]

K Trev's face at 4:23 has me in stitches every time!

[@VideoKilledTheHeros]

I was just thinking that! Precious hahha

[@whovianforever63]

I’ve been saying “allegedly” for years. Glad they based a character off of me. I feel so honored.

[@conrradotorres4653]

The fact that Tanis and the natives were horrified just seeing Ginger and Boots behind Wayne is true intimidation.

[@schadenfreude7184]

True fact. Female Emu are attracted to and may attempt to mate with male persons. I grew up in the outback, and you've got to know these things.

[@DJWarwing]

So perhaps, it's less like they allegedly fucked an ostrich... and more like the ostrich allegedly fucked them

[@evillink1]

And now I have this image of this information being presented in an Australian classroom, or some kind of "Emu sexual assault prevention" seminar at the local community center, with a big sign of an angry emu wearing a trench coat at the entrance lol

[@schadenfreude7184]

Lol. It was more like the old "don't talk to strangers", sort of line. Like an afterthought that you figure out, way later on down the line. It worked though. The community center lectures where on snake bite prevention. We had brown snakes & inland taipans.

[@mrjackpots1326]

Good thing Emu's are smaller and slower than the ostrich. You might stand a chance of getting away.

[@keithklassen5320]

@@mrjackpots1326 They run way faster than people still, but you'd stand a better chance in a scuffle. Still not a good chance tho. Australia officially declared war against emus once, and the emus went and won. Googles it.

[@ChelseaFantastic87]

Thank you from the bottom of my heart for putting this montages together! Hahaha made my day!

[@atalleywak]

"...How does a fella get caught up in that sort of business?" 😂

[@FirstFallSnow]

Fun fact: ostriches are known for displaying their mating dance to humans. It's actually weirdly common.

[@gabrielfraser2109]

Yup, there's an ostrich in my town that always dances for schoolgirls in particular.

[@Sam-yi1iz]

@@gabrielfraser2109 that must be against the law right? can you jail an ostrich? if you ask me, that ostrich might be a danger to society.

[@gabrielfraser2109]

@@Sam-yi1iz The ostrich is a harmless pervert. The girls love him.

[@nercksrule]

@@gabrielfraser2109 They're all "harmless" right until they're not.

[@dragonllig790]

An unfortunate amount of bird species are known to find humans attractive

[@gregmckenzie2497]

"Oh bother" A Winnie the Pooh reference at the end!! Absolute genius!!😃

[@quinnoshea6064]

Am I the only one who thinks squirrly dan was involved on some level he always trys to defend them with allegedly

[@DrSchribesGuy]

Kinda makes a fella wonder, don’t it?

[@stanburk7392]

well now I'm starting to wonder. crap

[@v13r3r]

Almost not worth thinking about

[@tomgucwa7319]

He's been hanging around with lawyers ,dats fo certain.

[@jasonpatterson8091]

Now Professor Tricia would say that we don'ts knows whether someone is guilty or not untils we've seen the evidence.

[@TBoNAtl]

04:22 Dan's face lol

[@MichaelSpencer2]

So genuine looking 😂

[@frj3289]

I bet that reaction wasn't scripted and they kept it in.

[@Frome1988]

This is pure comedy gold

[@GhostEye31]

"So he got hard....somehow.." My favourite line lol

[@captaindisillusion2537]

One of my all time favorite episodes for real

[@wheelman1324]

“Like they roofied the ostrich?”

[@rabidhamster2904]

... allegedly ...

[@musicbox8351]

LOL

[@xyber6]

I think theres a few people wayne would be hesitant to fight and it's those two.

[@jldude84]

Someone needs to make a compilation of all Squirrelly Dan's different random, painful facial expressions...

[@12scars]

"Still just a cat..."

[@ghostlyjudge]

i love how quiet they get talking about ginger and boots kills me

[@bullswoodworks8398]

If the boots held it down, the ginger could do it if he stood on a bucket....allegedly....Bad gas travels fast in a small town.....

[@jdd5186]

The greatest show of all time!!!

[@joshuamoore4537]

Keep Ginger & Boots away from an Ostrich.

[@VideoKilledTheHeros]

Sometimes I miss this dainty lil Strrt but the boy getting jacked later is also noice

[@AJKecsk]

This sort of business is whys they says gingers haves no souls.

[@adammuscat2194]

You are fucking ruthless bringing a couple of dudes like that here 🤣🤣

[@Tzarkaan]

I saw the live show in 2018 and Keeso almost lost his composure talking about the Ginger fucking an ostrich.

[@stevekunde1117]

Allegedly. .....

[@deslinnapayonak9755]

"Apparently" 👕

[@MrMightyZ]

Alls you'd need to do would be get the ostrich in the mood.

[@TrunkyDunks]

"Still just a cat"

[@SGBassplayer]

“How does a fella get caught up in that sort of business?”

[@TheMilkMan8008]

4:24 that smile kills me

[@BEDLAMITE-5280ft.]

Tanis is a queen.

[@medvarnusdeshamrmundys]

Can we talk about how boots and ginger never said anything about Wayne and Tanis talking about them in ear shot

[@theveryworstluck1894]

I never thought a comedy show could teach me so much about the logistics of fucking and ostrich, but, i mean... here we are.

[@Golfnut_2099]

I love this show... When is the next season coming out? I especially like that they bring back lines in multiple shows and seasons. Sort of like the slap bet from How I Met Your Mother.

[@BradBurkhardt]

Multiple csat members have mentioned that season 9 is already in the can... there's zero news when we will see it.

[@wittylibrarian]

I'm from Florida and we've heard about Ginger. And Boots. And the ostrich. That had to be one sick ostrich.

[@venomdust1]

The pause at 0:53 ……………..” He what……….”

[@TraJonR3D]

..And this is what I learned today..

[@Lowrider0ld1es]

*Allegedly*

[@DixieGrayson23]

It had to have been a sick ostrich

[@WeissTreufel]

See, If I'd observed this myself at 0:06 I would have assumed that they were blowing each other, not an ostrich...

[@arthas640]

After Brokeback Mountain I cant help thinking thats what guys do whenever 2 of them go hunting or fishing together.

[@patrickwentz8413]

Wow. I did not realize Goths made it that far north. Weird.

[@jesusllanas9318]

This is hilarious

[@notchjohnson4713]

Lol of course I know what a male ostrich is, check my browsing history....dead

[@petereather6978]

It's almost not worth thinking about

[@Equitine]

Weird thing is ostrich's have shown more intrest in humans then their own species.

[@patstarfish9514]

That’s a felony 😂

[@braxtonbobo4004]

It could have been a baby ostrich

[@DavZeugme]

That's a good observation and we'll never talk to you anymore.

[@medvarnusdeshamrmundys]

I come to this after watching an episode of letterkenny that Deals wit the Ginger and the Boots

[@darrenhalpin6685]

Allegedly!!

[@RevBoose]

"A male ostrich... which is called a cock..." (*Squirrelly Dan smiles to the point of giggling*) Nearly wet myself...!

[@ctdieselnut]

2:10 lmao that look of disgust

[@CuriousOldMan]

Dark…very dark.

[@VenerableBede2510]

The ongoing math bout how many guys it would take

[@williamdabill]

Id like to think ginger or boots or both of them are allergic to birds and the rumor started when one said "fuck birds!" "even ostriches?" "Yeah! Fuck them especially."

[@paulhunt4690]

“Allegedly”

[@DevonTeaney]

I see why it would take more than one guy to..

[@jerrybobteasdale]

There ya go.

[@edsoderlind7568]

alledgedly?

[@ACooper194]

What is the song playing at 0:16?

[@peterpeterson4800]

Ostriches can rup up 70 kilometer an hour, that's a big difference.

[@slightlygone]

“And he got hard, some how.” 🤣

[@walley2637]

what does everyone have against Ostriches?

[@jet7327]

However , it only takes one person to ride an ostrich. Look it up...it's true.

[@mattemattics5667]

Allegedly.

[@that_colorado_cement2010]

ALLEGEDLYS!!!

[@willbesheehanya]

Wait who is the person making this show that listens to the mae shi

[@mdclxvibeast4798]

I'd not mess with a person or a pair of people who mated with... a ostrich ... allegedly. Do they get points for only slopsticking creatures with two legs? Tanis was spot on!

[@namelessentity5851]

Greetings. Just became aware of Letterkenny, round about 3 days ago, so still learning the lore. Anyone know the reason why 'Boots' does the old cigarette pack thing with his right hand??... he's not holding any smokes.

[@lycorisradiata9311]

So Boots is able to clap with one hand and that’s what he is doing there.

[@mikewilson7036]

Thumping his snuff can

[@fuzzyzombielove]

Okay, but hear me out: What if it was consensual. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that makes it okay. But if a captive bred ostrich hen took a liking to the Ginger it's *possible* such an encounter could have taken place. I'm not an expert on ostriches, but I do know that their eggs are bigger than a grapefruit. It stands to reason that if a lady ostrich's cloaca can pump out such hefty eggs on the regular, then a human male appendage wouldn't be cause for alarm or discomfort. If the ostrich was in a placid mood, she might not have even noticed there was anything going on back there.

[@Striker9]

King of the jungle!. Still a fucking cat..

[@Uncommon_Thread]

Fucking an ostrich can be accomplished by a lone person, they just gotta win the hens trust and it also helps to have ostrich attractant

[@mdclxvibeast4798]

Alledgedly.

[@DesertLily9895]

The Ginger, is that you? 😳

[@simiankleurde1544]

Where is this from?

[@BradBurkhardt]

Letterkenny