The Task Master of Tarkov Returns...

[@teryakiaxolotl7951]

i feel bad for aqua sometimes he has the worst luck in tarkov and it doesn't help he doesn't know when to quit, a true chad

[@neonblack211]

I agree with everything you said but the last word..... seems out of context

[@clamum]

@@neonblack211 Real Chads don't give up. They'll keep grinding on even when they're getting their nuts ground into the dirt.

[@wyrylka9182]

@@clamum And that's why he's the loot lord of tarkov. He earned it

[@zeddism]

@@wyrylka9182 he's the loot lord cause he's consistently poor, and really has no loot at all..

[@TheBrick534]

This is the way.

[@qoute2808]

I hate that the Taxi overlay got me. It shouldn't have been as funny as it was.

[@SpaceMissile]

it's so funny

[@jackbezek403]

the taxi cab overlay was hilarious. your chat is always backseat gaming lmaoooo

[@kirmitthefrog2594]

Drink some Mayo and hide in a bush - Aqua planing his daily routine.

[@kirbobirbo0446]

Sounds like a good Sunday

[@streetdoggsi7259]

Lies, more like running head, eyes first into battle.

[@kingvood_5831]

@@streetdoggsi7259 and then dying

[@streetdoggsi7259]

@@kingvood_5831 yes!

[@imallergictobullets]

Don’t forget kicking homeless children.

[@bertrandmartinie6805]

2:15 "Then we gonna loot more" that's the lootlord I'm talking about !

[@Obospeedo]

Aqua you need a camera behind you that you can turn your head to look at for the taxi driver overlay

[@haviik109]

The way you just stand in the open and don't move and shoot multiple times just makes me so nervous xD

[@swindle9695]

The way he stands in the open and doesn't move to shoot multiple times is just FULL of the exaggerated swagger of a CHAD stream.

[@dacheeto2282]

Aqua is so good he doesn't need to be in cover

[@aaron4820]

"why did you charge?" Proceeds to show him driving a cab while looking 180 degrees away from the road. That explains it..!

[@MitchKB]

That taxi overlay had me wheezing lmfao

[@KazooieX1]

Why does aqua never take cover when extracting. Just stands there waiting to get shot lol

[@SmartAceHole82]

The way of the chad

[@riotfawk586]

It's much easier to kill someone who is laying down in an extract in a bad spot than someone still moving and standing.

[@markgrehan3726]

A streamer called Anarchy played with a couple of the well-known Tarkov streamers (Sam was one) and he blasted through everything, he was always on the move making himself a hard target.

[@everythingpony]

@@riotfawk586 who?

[@weebpapa]

the taxi bit killed me lmao

[@JonathanChancey]

Watching AlsoAqua is the best way to spend time loading into a raid

[@stevebarnette]

The shot at 17:09 made me feel like Christmas came early. Love your work, Aqua.

[@ysirtk6949]

Damn Aqua.. It's crazy, you are so good at gaming these days bro. When I first started watching you years ago, you were dying to literally everything on every game. Now you're a Tarkov pro and busting it out on Rust as well. My man has come a long ass way. Great video dude.

[@godpleasehelpme5336]

Yea hes came a long way proud of him he still has to get some gamer sense tho

[@Syrkyth]

5:31 Ohhhhh, "T" plug. I was thinking "Uh, if you're holding it that much maybe take a break." I'm glad you're not getting a plug for that. So glad.

[@RAPTORREX_]

you know i gotta feel bad for tarkov newcomers cause mostly any streamer just doesnt give actual advice other than just keep dying and slamming your head against a wall lmao

[@SuperMisteriPlayer]

You have forgotten pestily

[@deast1827]

i mean... they're not really wrong tho lol

[@dominickpissegga2128]

I'm pretty new but through literally just throwing myself into factory until I could consistently get out with 2 guns and my backpack full of rigs/backpacks I've become FAR better at combat, and my looting speed is unbelievable. No videos really helped, they're all just "buy this ammo and hope and pray they dont have level 4" or "shoot their legs with hp rounds"

[@a9904102]

this is the way of tarkov bruh

[@Mostasteless8805]

ur progression and skill have grown! im very proud of you dad!

[@zaikolebolsh5724]

12:10 I can't believe aqua encourages children to smoke

[@matucci4094]

Can we just realize how funny aqua's videos are. Some funny videos are not good but aqua's are just yes.

[@winterlock1576]

Fun video to watch, and I just want to say thank you to the editor of this video and to you, for letting us watch you loot bodies. Something satisfying about seeing you gain more and more loot, and not just cut to the combat or looting the big ticket items.

[@jakelee9641]

This is probably the most productive I've ever seen Aqua. With that said though, I love him so much.

[@jlk553]

I just want to start off by saying I love you’re wholesome funny content Aqua it’s been helping me with missing my favourite game while I’m in rehab, keep up the good work

[@yurilopes420]

damn bro I was just scrolling through these old comments and glanced at yours it's been a year, how you been brother? hope you doing fine and found some clarity

[@barsamzakeri2011]

I love to see loot lord everyday, keep up the great content.

[@favpleasure]

14:30 he just trying to do the half mask quest XD

[@wadimek116]

They are not found in raid tho

[@favpleasure]

@@wadimek116 weird

[@dwwillie10]

-Aqua going up the ramp- "Don't Aqua, he has the high ground!!"

[@skyfall_jack2811]

Hit your subs with a "Ohhh yeah" Aqua Aqua: 9:29

[@yann9915]

That feel when he really knows he shouldnt sprint round a corner with a hunter and get into a 20m CQC but does it anyways. The chad lives on xD

[@Al-xv7rz]

Anyone every look at Aqua and say this man could do no wrong.

[@TheBrick534]

Our first mistake. It’s those who look innocent who can do the most damage.

[@christopherphillips2159]

You really do make my day with these daily uploads thanks aqua

[@KHostez]

Aqua - "you can just stay in the back and game from there" also aqua 5 seconds later "guys can t-plugs be in computers?"

[@isaacsgarage931]

I pooped a little at 13:59 when that guy stood up on the left. Great read!

[@elgringofeo9348]

Damn watching the mosin need 2 chest shots, just kills my soul

[@justacat3338]

Shturman really puts magazines into his pockets while he has a rig

[@leonm4273]

super nice seeing you progressing so fast :) keep it up dude

[@lokinakor1]

You could use some of those milkshake vitamin drinks, like Ensure but they always taste sort of bad. But use them as a base for a fruit protein smoothie to cover the taste with fruit, etc.

[@redneckdriver8306]

17:08 is just so satisfying

[@quentinkuhlman9273]

My day always gets better when aqua drops a video

[@dirtydeeds4free553]

Your continuous great attitude keeps me play tarkov ngl bro, fucking gamer legend. Litterally one of the bros

[@Milesofgaming]

Grinding out tasks comes so fucking easily when you've got money too. For the first few weeks of the wipe, I focus on making bank, and getting the flea market unlocked. After that, after I've made some money, then I focus hardcore on tasks. Usually can knock them all out in about a week or so of play.

[@lvcc560]

10:03 literally looks like you made the guy take a nap lol

[@THEeatBUG]

Textbook looting on Shturman. A+

[@aaronenix6418]

aqua the stomach pain from the multi vitamin was probably from the zinc digesting in your system. most people in the us are deficient in zinc, vit d, b and magnesium. hope this helps big dawg

[@jordanfetch4191]

ZMA supplements, ftw. good stuff

[@Kurlzzz501]

Magnesium is killer had to take it because my doctor said I really needed more painful bathroom experience to say the least

[@aaronenix6418]

@@Kurlzzz501 yeah the multivitamin i take always makes me feel like im going to throw up. but magnesium is really good for you so i guess its worth it?

[@aaronenix6418]

@@jordanfetch4191 damn, that's really convenient. im probably going to order the optimum nutrition brand from amazon

[@jordanfetch4191]

@@aaronenix6418 I take it right before bed, as instructed on the bottle. Perhaps try that , and it won't give you a tummy ache while you're asleep ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@possiblykale]

0:23 sounds like a regular weekend

[@youngpistol6117]

Multivitamins land super heavy if you take them without eating something with it. The pain is worth it though, if you cant eat beforehand.

[@PlayGrum]

loving this consistancy of uploads!

[@slootje1338]

that taxi overlay is the best

[@Darklifewarden]

you've started gaining your tarkov dad's instincts! pestily would have reacted the same if he went into that room in interchange

[@jesseharris7102]

The taxi bit got me 😂

[@ThePigZebra]

Keep these back to back videos coming

[@sedevri864]

nice to see you having some good raids for a changes

[@Ciraaxx]

people out here saying Aqua has bad luck but my man is just looting in the open and shit and doesn't get clapped from behind.

[@peepoSad_]

I think Aqua is finally getting good at this game

[@Huma270490]

One tip, ladies and gentleman: Dont ever use the usahnka unless you need to use it for a quest or you actually want to use it. It muffles the general sound but the ambient sound, that is why the part with the ushanka es "so windy".

[@yosemitesam3003]

13:40 I had a weird feeling that something was off when he opened that door. It's crazy like a Tarkov 6th sense

[@jakstat9880]

Is not running with armor just not worth it at low level? Is the lvl 4 chest rig armor okay to start with?

[@ADR.1993]

You're babying that 1 jar of mayo... Those are rookie numbers aqua.

[@favpleasure]

interchange power spawn hole in the fence is a good safe money

[@brianlauf2143]

This is a crazy upload schedule boy

[@ashtonnolan-pack5046]

A day in the life of Aqua: >shoot shoot pew pew >eat mayo >hide in bush

[@justthechungus1178]

taxi killed me

[@radgaming8437]

Tarkov tarkov tarkov wooooooooooo! My mobo popped this week and now waiting 30 days for a return, so this is my tarkov fix!

[@zeni3382]

I always get tplugs from the file cabinets in factory office

[@MrOodledoodle]

I like watching Aqua because I am at a similar skill level. Watching Pestily makes me think playing Tarkov will go a lot better than it does lol

[@yurilopes420]

aqua is your friend and pest is your dad. legit not even a meme. aqua is the dude you watch, laugh at, laugh with and have a blast seeing being a doofus. pest is like, you look up to him, respect him, and wish one day to be like him.. also pest and aqua put a shit ton of effort into their videos and edits, both goats

[@kjainana]

holyshit he actual made rubles this time

[@ghoulboygaming3285]

Much respect to the quest master

[@harryhenson5498]

AQUA YOUR AWESOME AND I LOVE YOUR CONTENT KEEP IT UP 💯

[@h-bombsforcatsincthedevtes4192]

I see that the part with filling the Hunter mags with BPZ and TPZ was handily missing...

[@snowfox22]

I love when you say "little bitch" so much lol

[@BofaDeez77781]

14:00 I have never seen such a disgusting display of rattery before, good job taking out the trash

[@vielplaysdagames2298]

old mister aqua old mister aqua who have you silenced today

[@notninja97]

13:39 nice play

[@Bonkr]

Damn - that was some epic questing.

[@levigiardina5156]

Taskmaster is such a great show!

[@nattiecraft]

Slipp is literally a goat rn

[@kwabs7337]

did shotguns get buffed?

[@yeetmeat5010]

Duuude, happy birthday!

[@godpleasehelpme5336]

Good shit wholesome aqua ! 👍

[@whitalon]

you inspired me to play, just one more match. lol

[@karurukakaruru]

Happy birthday aqua

[@weeap379]

9:37 I saw this and I almost lost my shit that is hilarious

[@grin_jelly4808]

cant wait to see aqua having a kid

[@isaacbean8008]

How do you look at tasks while on raid

[@poigames2535]

how can you play woods that open. i would die only getting close to the middle :-D

[@silverhoof1027]

i love watching you play :)

[@lukasjensen9245]

Of course multivitamins are too spicy for Aqua! :D

[@voodoo4876]

Did I watch this before or was that live? Or am I time traveling?

[@Yeet-tj3ir]

Aqua the demi god LVNDMARK *THE ALL FATHER*

[@Idiootti]

Love the vids but you need to upgrade the stream quality, main channel videos look hella crisp but second channel is such a blur

[@neek_fpv]

Aqua, you can load the Mosin before the raid homie!

[@gamesinv61]

Were you in a VR Chat video?

[@trippindazy76]

The fact that he's already ahead of me in quest :(

[@gravity00x]

one of the worst players to ever play tarkov is ahead of you. let that sink in my guy

[@dub6x831]

@@gravity00x Yhu think he plays this game to get better at it lets be honest aqua does it for the content I'm sure if he gaf he could be much better

[@ristonfuller1319]

@@dub6x831 agreed clearly he only plays for fun

[@gravity00x]

@rawdog 109 any guy i encounter is at least half brained and just doesnt run at you like a braindead no matter what kind of weapon he has without adjusting their playstyle like quaqua does

[@SebastianE18]

most wholesome "little bitch" I have ever heard.

[@JB-Was-Here]

T-pug, my favorite breed of bork bork nom nom

[@bravechicken6251]

Aqua is back!

[@The325dmc]

the tarkov luck lord strikes again for the first time in a long time

[@GangstaGoose]

Does anyone know the name of his outro song?

[@RedSpyTF]

me when i watch this the minute it comes out

[@schnitzngiggles9785]

What about tan man? Will he return?

[@ericgao5236]

Top quality content

[@lam9876543210]

Aqua.....can we please get an updated outro for also aqua? PLEASE

[@KhayrTheWizard]

LOOK WHERE YOU'RE DRIVING