The Therapy Appointment - Melbourne, 2018

[@DucktorQuackers]

I love this guy! I wish it was longer.

[@本迪贝]

That's what she said

Our pastor says that sometimes too!

[@TheHaas123]

I’m sure that’s what all the girls say to him ;)

[@sadderwhiskeymann]

@@TheHaas123 see? repeating the first comment gets you nothing....!

[@letsbehonest4221]

@@sadderwhiskeymann You must be such fun at parties

[@MonarchyControl285]

"How often do you watch James Veitch videos and wake up at ridiculous hours of the morning just to watch them?" LITERALLY ALL THE TIME

[@electric26]

False. He only uploads once every couple of months, so it is impossible that you do so all the time.

[@MonarchyControl285]

Electric26 [STK] Damn. I thought I constructed my story so perfectly and fool proof as well.

[@electric26]

Don’t worry, it’s still a worthy comment :)

[@TheMundaneFlower]

i do way to much

[@mmmk1616]

Electric26 You actually can watch them all the time, over and over again, so the statement is true :)

[@PlonkapplePrequel]

Always a good day when James Vietch uploads. This is the kind of stupid and childish, but hilarious humor that I can't find anywhere else.

[@naqibfarhan4356]

Humor is humor. There is literally nothing like childish humor and adult humor.

[@jamesmcinnis208]

@@naqibfarhan4356 "literally"

[@IcarusPhil]

you should check out Let's Game It Out(im not 4 years late shhh)

[@debrachambers1304]

I feel like the channel anthpo scratches a similar itch of not just telling jokes, but actually acting out comedy in real life.

[@dawncat6428]

We need to talk about the ducks.

[@jabbertwaddle]

What Ducks?

[@thedoctor855]

The ducks?

[@roney2184]

They are in my bathtub 😲

[@star5941]

What ducks?

[@jacejames3853]

How dont you know about the ducks 🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤( no duck emoji)

[@chrissame]

James, I demand you to make more videos so we can indulge in your comedic mind. ONE LOVE

[@BruceWayne-cb2ys]

Aaaaaaaamen I miss him Darn ducks

[@Crazyfrog41]

Why cant he have a whole special I SHOT THE SHERIFF

[@Thecoolmeister2005]

I SHOT THE SHERIFF (BUT I DIDN'T SHOOT THE DEPUTY)

[@DeathnoteBB]

TWO LOVE Looks like I’m winning this Tennis match

[@noname-rj7dx]

Diagnosis: The patient is hilarious.

[@caseywellington4761]

Diagnosis: the patient is hysterical. No, not LITERALLY! He's hysterically funny!

[@rpcsa8]

@@ts757arse Well that’s an interesting little info drop

[@rpcsa8]

@@ts757arse Only if you wanna give more info, I just have a tendency to say everything in an absurdly formal way.

[@rpcsa8]

@@ts757arse I didn’t expect to get on the topic of Combine Harvesters, but I didn’t expect reading the phrase ‘It’s super quiet’. A quiet combine harvester… Must be pleasant, also what exactly are you using it for again? Meat harvesting or Plant weeding?

[@rpcsa8]

@@ts757arse ahhhh okay, thank you for explaining! That silencer mechanic sure is handy, glad you were able to get your hands on it. Thanks for indulging me with this trivia, this was an interesting coversation.

[@drakon6878]

So, when will he get a netflix special?

[@ev9554]

Ian Vila did you make that yourself?

[@rinfish]

Ian Vila in 1 second. He needs one!

[@moss7160]

Only legends like Amy Schumer get those

[@Bluestar12]

EoF Xmoss I must have mistook you. I read that as you put Amy Schumer and legend in the same sentence.

[@moss7160]

Legendarily stupid

[@SingClancySing]

The world is a better place with you and your wit in it! :D

[@Copur_]

reply so that a popular comment isnt reply-less

[@Anigokks]

Make that 2 then

[@omprakashsrivastava301]

Okay 3

[@cjsp45]

HE'S ALIVE!!!!

[@roney2184]

Yah, he sure is. Great minds think alike C. more 😆

[@ToonedMinecraft]

C. More you know he has a youtube channel?

[@ToonedMinecraft]

C. More nevermind I realised this was posted ON his channel, excuse me.

[@donnahilton471]

Peter Sellers.

[@alfokenny211]

Great stuff, I love when comedians do creative and unique things to make their comedy better.

[@DoubleDoubleWithOnions]

so I guess you are a big fan of Norm Macdonald.

[@EktoHunter]

JV: A couple of years ago I went to see an therapist, obviously. Audience: Laughs JV: Thanks for your support 🤣

[@Luca_86]

Woody Allen vibes right there

[@User22435]

Nononono get back on stage!! Now what am I supposed to do with the rest of my night?

[@originalname9879]

57210 JTRR sad but I feel the same I should really go to bed

[@corinneambler4165]

god has posted

[@debbiek.796]

Corinne Ambler I feel

[@KoruGo]

*I have*

[@HuLou]

I posted this before you and you get more likes??? I said “God had returned!”

[@KoruGo]

*and now I have realised why I left in the first place*

[@catsindabag6885]

God Dear God, You obviously know I don't pray very often, but that also means I don't ask for much. But since you're right here in the comments section I thought I'd go ahead and ask for you to tell the Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses to please stop soliciting me, they always seem to get me right as I've logged into Pornhub. Also, please forgive all the masterbation.

[@bicyclist2]

What? No free toaster? I love James Veitch's humor. He needs way more credit than he gets. Thanks.

[@xdidkwhattobecalled4174]

STOP ASKING ABOUT A FREE TOASTER! an owls head can turn 360 degrees, but then it falls off

[@lukejensen9933]

The toaster deal only applies to James Veitch International, sorry.

[@bela1638]

i was going to leave a detailed comment about how i appreciate this kind of comedy and my favorite parts but instead i’ll just say FUCKING ON POINT I LOVE IT

[@debbiek.796]

Big mood

[@jamespetersmorgan]

My only complaint is that I wish there was more. Seriously this guy never fails to make me laugh. Keep it up James, keep it up.

[@kiahblue6686]

How can one man be this funny?

[@ElectroDFW]

Because he's actually 3 dogs in a trench coat?

[@isobellahobbs1597]

Just seen this 2024,absolutely fantastic,so funny.❤❤❤

[@ceciliatheule1226]

just 4:22 minutes!! I wish there was al least double of his puns and jokes. I had seen it three years ago and still makes me come back to watch it again

[@bleckybob]

If his Netflix special is not called “James and the giant veitch”. I will be severely disappointed in a wasted opportunity.

[@harmonium101]

Wow, that cheering at the end. THEY LOVE YOU, JAMES. And so do we.

[@valoriemcclendon8777]

JAMES, YOU DESERVE AN ENTERTAINER OF THE YEAR AWARD...EVERY YEAR!!! 💕

[@jasonhanner6815]

@Valorie, Good morning, how are you and how is the weather today, by the way Happy New Year

[@kpsilas]

Never clicked on a Video faster!!! MORE OF YOU PLEASE!!!

[@silverserpent420]

If I am having a bad day I just watch one of your videos. I can watch them over and over. It's great humor and content that never gets old! Also, It's always good to work them smile bones out!!

[@michaelnaisbitt7926]

Unfortunately the many scammers around don't know what they're up against when they contact this man He is hilarious and really knowledgeable when it comes to I T

[@fernkaven4315]

This guy is the literal personification of chaotic neutral. AND I LOVE IT! 😁😂

[@grantdarnell4318]

You’re such a brilliant man!! Thank you for keeping me so entertained!!

[@Icysandwich]

Does it matter that you messed up a few punchlines? NO, OH HELL NO, you’re great James, keep up the outstanding job :3

[@MrJJandJim]

DefecatE Never even noticed! XD

[@cernolgluestick5561]

He did?

[@Icysandwich]

cernol gluestick description :3

[@SundaraRamanR]

The doctor "have you ever considered" line was the most obvious. It kinda worked in his favour though I think, made it clearer what the doctor _meant_ to say.

[@saphira4366]

@@SundaraRamanR I didn't really get that one, can somebody explain?

[@fuzzywuzzyangel7646]

WOOOO James just makes my day, my week, my bloody year really. 😂😂🙄 This guy, is so effortlessly funny, I love it! ❣

[@thecjweej2761]

Love you, James.

[@westie430]

James. This is gold. Don't worry about "messing up" punchlines, it is perfect.

[@ketavis3880]

I love all these talks James does, hilarious as always

[@angemaidment5640]

“A number of years ago I went to see a therapist - obviously” 🤣🤣🤣

[@sjs9698]

'thanks for your support' killed me.

[@MT-US]

James ... I thoroughly enjoy watching your videos! Thank you for sharing them with us (I admit I'm a little more obsessed with rubber duckies now lol) and your talent. V/R

[@xdidkwhattobecalled4174]

YESSSSSSS RUBBER DUCKIES! I actually just got a pair of rubber Duckie earrings because of him :)

[@michelerich3242]

Such a gift to make people laugh!THE funniest person ever, laughed from the beginning to the end, and it ended too soon. Doctor's can prescribe listening to you, James, as a cure for almost anything - unless the person has stitches in strategic places.

[@GoodyearForGaming]

So many worse comedians get netflix specials, and some how this guy hasn't got one......

[@esteemedcharacteractressma58]

SomeBody OnceToldMe the fact that Amy Schumer has one and James doesn’t makes me question Netflix’s judgement.

[@24magiccarrot]

Most Netflix specials aren't made by Netflix the comedians make them themself then sell the footage to Netflix the only thing that makes it a Netflix special is the rights are exclusive to Netflix. And on the occasions that Netflix do help out with production, the featured performer has initially pitched the idea to Netflix, Netflix doesn't proactively make specials. So if James Veitch doesn't have a Netflix special it's most likely because he hasn't made or pitched one.

[@myriamguns2162]

@@24magiccarrot You are right.

[@guy2574]

@@myriamguns2162 really? Cause I thought how it worked was Netflix funded the special. Like in Hasan Minhaj’s “homecoming king” they are very clearly aware that what they are filming is a Netflix special and not just a special that will be pitched to Netflix.

[@myriamguns2162]

@@guy2574 You should probably ask 24magiccarrot who seems to know all about the procedure. And if you already know, then no need to ask anyone obviously.

[@rcOhio]

So smart. Such an intelligent guy! Makes me laugh to tears every time! So so glad I stumbled upon him a year or so ago! PLEASE KEEP IT UP FOR EVER!

[@Sumia.Tageldein]

This guy is a genius who's a comedian and a comedian who's a genius, i mean how does he come up with this funny but yet so smart ideas 👏👏👏👏 #JamesVeitch

[@solution777]

Just seen your show yesterday and it was totally amazing! Laughed so much and really appreciated you allowing us to get a photo with you! You're not just a genius but a gent too!

[@marcusturner27]

KZbin notification: New from James Veitch- Me: *Sets world record for fastest time clicked on a notification*

[@SuzanneVaartstra]

That was brilliant! I literally said out loud when it was done... "No! I want to see more!"... Please do more! :-D

[@jasonhanner6815]

Suzanne, Good morning, how are you and how is the weather today, by the way Happy New Year

[@forecastjanna9229]

I've got eye wrinkles because of you! Thanks for making me laugh, I love your humour.

[@agnieszkatazbirek5748]

❤ glad this chanel is back, we are blessed

[@JandS810]

I want more!!!❤️

[@cvn6555]

Really love the intelligent humor by this guy. Doesn't need to drop the bombs, resort to offending the audience or get salacious to get the laughs. Second time I watched this and it made me laugh just as much. Nice to see brains, talent and timing all come together.

[@arjunm8091]

Whoever disliked this video has no sense of humour

[@shannonobrien3674]

Arjun Menezes I think they missed

[@moonlightray8493]

Obviously the scammers that he trolled in the past...

[@Digikidthevoiceofreason]

Humor. Not humour.

[@arjunm8091]

DigikidForever it’s both..............

[@arjunm8091]

Sprocket Creations lol

[@ryangolden9425]

I love your videos, especially the replying to spam emails.

[@caroljomartin3051]

My favorite is the ducks!

[@Rkurnelm]

As a mental health professional, I would LOVE if the folks I worked with would do this.

[@studioyokai]

I was legit curious how mental health professionals would interpret that since a lot of the screeners I've done (general depression screener, adhd, anxiety) are just... so badly or weirdly worded with little to no explanation. And sometimes they are outright asking if OTHER people would notice things and like how would I know what someone else notices?? When I fill them out by hand I typically end up adding extra explanations off to the side, because I'm always like "Okay but I know THIS is screening for depression, but that QUESTION is referring to a form of executive function that in my case is already hindered constantly by the adhd that we've known I have since age 12, so answering Nearly Every Day to that needs a clarifying asterisk..." (granted, these days a lot of the same meds are used for both adhd and depression, depending on the person, but still!) ...I probably should have been screened for anxiety a lot sooner, I'm guessing

[@susan5223]

I love that this guy is sooo funny and absolutely clean! Rare now a days and wonderful!

[@valeniusthekat]

I have loved James since I first saw his TEDTalks about replying to spam mail and trying to unsubscribe.... just look for them, watch and then try to pick yourself up off the floor like a drunk person trying not fall off the planet 👍😍

[@underthependulum3484]

Amazing job again

[@addictedartist4416]

You know it's a good day when you get the notification from james veitch :D

[@aylapreston]

True God of comedy!! Can't wait for more

[@SuperMustache555]

Hilarious! But everything you do is hilarious... So ... Par

[@anintendofankindaguy1368]

This shit is hilarious! The fast pace adds so much to it! And I love how James always mumbles for a bit while the audience is processing the joke, sounds bad but it's brilliant

[@adib3011]

I can't stop rewatching these

[@ievamarija4039]

Aaahhh this is so good!

[@CHDean]

I found JV during Covid (2019). He was such a needed breath of fresh air. He’s only improved since then.

[@AftertouchAudio]

I love you man! you need longer bits! Netflix?!?!?!?

[@bikeny]

5 years later and I'm seeing this now. Glad it popped up. And, as was commented 5 years ago, give this man a Netflix special.

[@Leiria65]

You get funnier with each new stand up routine. This was absolutely hilarious

[@pear7777]

The man is an absolute mind blower

[@adirmiller2141]

Woooooohoo?another video BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER!!!!..

[@flannels9631]

Once again James your comedian skills mixed with reality, makes amazingness!

[@MPHITOPHLS]

"Have you considered suicide?" Dumbledore asked calmly

[@williamwaffle1629]

absolutely incredible

[@mayaan773]

beyond hilarious, as always mr. veitch

[@yourcompassioncorner]

I have avoided watching this for one reason. It is too short. But tonight I gave in and I was right with my original reason. It WAS too short. He walked off the stage and left me wanting more. I am so unfulfilled.... Thanks, James. I didn't get you anything.

[@pokopi7863]

This man deserves to be on Netflix he’s so funny (The ducks)

[@riordan381]

His delivery are impeccable and always on point. Doesn't go around on loops

[@ghostgirl7089]

Yes! I needed more, I was having a shortage of James veitch! He needs like 30 minute long performances QWQ

[@NomanAhmed3]

I have been looking for that bit for quite a long time 01:50

[@beeparadise9631]

*"Flatmate Freya" wants to know your location*

[@bernicerogers2383]

James you come across as so comfortable with yourself and funny no one would even notice if you messed up any punchlines. You're just a natural.

[@fullyarmedbattletoaster8596]

Yes new post!!!!!!

[@jaxon_the_nerd]

This is great

[@paris5410]

I watched this years ago, and now I actually recognise the ADHD screening questions and yep. I’ve done like twenty of these in the past months.

[@ShaunRuigrok]

I had to scroll wayyyyyyy too far down the comments to find someone who mentioned that this is an ADHD screening questionnaire. Source: have done questionnaire, am ADHD 🙃

[@paris5410]

@@ShaunRuigrok Glad to be the mentally ill person in the comments who recognises psych screenings I guess

[@OrionM43]

I love James Veitch's intellectual humor. Often times, I have noticed, his puns are addressed to, and answer multiple points. Meaning that his audience may find different things funny than others next to them. In this video, I found several of his punchlines to be funny for three different reasons! I have not observed other comedians do that, with rare exceptions! Keep it up, James Veitch!

[@amandamichelsen3488]

Someone give this guy a Netflix special right now

[@Human_Decoy]

Love your work!

[@o0Avalon0o]

Well done mate!

[@WarrenGarabrandt]

Oh man, James. Your concern that you messed up a delivery is unfounded. The way you delivered these was spot-on. Congratulations on mastering your craft.

[@sylviaelse5086]

I watched it twice, the second time looking for the messed up punchlines, having not noticed any the first time. The only one I spotted was "Have you ever considered..", being changed to "have you considered." As I say, I didn't notice that the first time. If there are any others, they just seemed part of the act to me.

[@jamesveitch]

Phew! Almost got away with it then! Note to self; don't mention the mistakes.

[@Ryanookami]

Oh gosh, you are as hilarious as ever. I adore your delivery, you may be nervous, but it gives your performance a very fast paced hanging on your tumbling words kind of energy that really gets me wrapped up in listening to you. Your talent is wonderful and I only wish that this were a longer video.

[@PonteRyuurui]

Master class in high end trolling

[@Asyerith]

I've already hit replay 5 times. My god do I wish he had a Netflix special.

[@dhawthorne1634]

Please upload more often.

[@bhoombhoomi]

Amazing work!

[@Nicoratboy]

Yay!

[@RightToSelfDefense]

Thank you James. I laughed so hard I cried twice. I needed that.

[@RockLuo0719]

You deserve a Special. We deserve too.

[@robertmoye7565]

Brilliant and inventive comedy with effective stage persona and flawless timing and delivery - Joe Lycett crossed with Woody Allen, but a new twist. Love it.

[@-8_8-]

People laughed. They got the jokes, it was fine. Matter of fact, the second slipped punchline actually feeds the premise.

[@laudanum669]

James I stumbled on to you while watching a few TED video's. The most original comedy concept in a long time. Very funny, thank you.

[@tominatorK]

FINALLY HES BACK

[@znipes2606]

We need more of this stuff I love it

[@jacejames3853]

someone please inform my family that I died of laughter

[@abijo5052]

Amazing had me in stitches.All your stuff does, but it's great to see that you have translated your dry wit and hilarious commentary into a more mainstream standup form. It still felt like James Veitch, the personality everyone here loves, but also someone you could see Netflix getting their hands on. It was great!

[@KB_MUFC]

please please please do a full comedy show!

[@benjamincarter1873]

James you are the best I've waited so long for you to post again.