The Thicc Majima Meets Wide Kiryu

[@Neoblaster]

I still refuse the fact that this video got 700k+ views

[@ArchangelExile]

Interesting... 🤔

[@stealthydelta2189]

It’s wide Kiryu man…

[@romaa7x]

it's a masterpiece my dude.

[@meh92]

you're right, it got 800k views instead

[@deviantknight7009]

too little too late talking eggplant we're at 800 000 now

[@Erijian]

Majima out here looking like a Mr. Shakedown

[@theperfectcrabbo9414]

Is that...a toontown ref?

[@Trainkidd123]

uh ohh someone never played yakuza 0!!!

[@kiravremyanoi4772]

@@theperfectcrabbo9414 wish it was,no,it's about dudes who walk on streets robbing you of literally all money if you lose to them,and idk how hard he is for old player,but he kicked my ass many times

[@theperfectcrabbo9414]

Kira Vremyanoi ah, gotcha. Idk, sounded like a decently high lvl Cog from toontown..well now i know.

[@Shuttima]

Brb lemme get my stun guns

[@auguyabu__]

Thicc Dog of Shimano and Widragon of Dojima

[@davedarb5656]

My boy majima liking pretty thicc

[@Emirp_ch]

HAHHAHAHAHHAHA

[@orokanamame]

With him wanting to fight Kiryu so much, I'd be pretty willing to say that he is one, actually.

[@asimplekoala6687]

The real reason why Kiryu's able to know Majima's location is because of the all-powerful clapping his ass cheeks produce.

[@whatsup5914]

@@asimplekoala6687 it's time to stop

[@wayrt2114]

Two middle graders: *fighting in the middle of the school's hallways* Their older brothers approaching from different sides:

[@lockbotirl2394]

>middle graders

[@tonyhawksmovingcastle]

NJHHJAHDLIMFJ IM CHOKING

[@scouttrooper7804]

Underated

[@ObitoUchihaGaming]

This joke is fuckin legendary

[@Luukaar]

Glad to see this comment blew up from 90 likes to 900 likes

[@SirCheeseburgur]

kiryu’s face taking up the entire screen at the end is one helluva drug

[@joeb7703]

Remember kids, don't do Kazuma

[@Sagami930]

Joe B too late been on it for months now. 😂 I might need help.

[@Unknown-mi4ih]

Yeah i screen shoted it and took it as a emoji in my Discord Server

[@kimberlysawadan2682]

W I D E

[@kimberlysawadan2682]

Ace Card Not *just one* monitor but any computer or gadget next to it.

[@vrrrmin]

Majima looks like a One Piece character.

[@Neoblaster]

Half the roster to be exact

[@hikosan7563]

Kuma lol

[@bappojujubes981]

Ikr and for some reason, all the women are either super slim with big boobs and wide hips or gigantically fat.

[@Camo-un8ee]

He just doesn't wear the coat like the other characters

[@reimuhakurei2123]

This tbh

[@tom_the_bandicoot4595]

Majima really be like “Mom said it’s my turn with the slugger style”

[@Isarrot]

Underrated comment

[@kowalskimaybeanalyze144]

*beast style

[@weaboo101]

breaker style

[@CorruptedFamine]

*Legend

[@ОлександрКульшенко-и1э]

"mom said it's my turn play XBOX"

[@InfernoOmni]

FINALLY QUALITY KZbin CONTENT

[@the1whoplayz]

oh hey

[@boro9184]

Hello bruh

[@sableyesgemeyes7918]

Bruh

[@sodasofaman]

Oh dang Omni's a little late seeing this but hello original thicc lord

[@wonkydingo6388]

Hi

[@jamerson6900]

the fact that kiryu walks like putin makes it so much better

[@pocketcircuitfighter6291]

This didn't age well

[@elgordobondiola]

Not at all

[@ExtremeMan10]

@@pocketcircuitfighter6291 it did

[@5UPREP1CG4MER]

kiryu = putin!!?!??! (conspiracy #1337 DEBUNKED!!!!)

[@IcarusPanopticon]

0:01 Five year old me after putting on my dad's jacket

[@clowshonen1229]

Lol

[@endergamer.mp4]

You're a good person for not using 0:00

[@sirp1n455]

Damn you were really fat as a kid.

[@Unknown-mi4ih]

@@endergamer.mp4 Yup

[@kellfromhell9325]

Majima out here built like Johnny bravo

[@emmageiger5175]

Upon seeing thicc Majima my sister asked “oh my god is that Markiplier ?”

[@nailapejet]

how 😭

[@callmesilver2683]

I mean he looks like Markiplier so i guess it's true

[@cerenyldz2754]

Can't blame her

[@rancersweirdness]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@maethecrazyone]

HE DOES OH NO WTF

[@EvilRyuGuy]

Majima if he was in the DC animated universe.

[@Luukaar]

This is the best comment here

[@hairglowingkyle4572]

Mark Hamill voiced him sooo

[@taidakun_ig]

Superman chin head ass

[@SilverShinobi23]

The Battle of Two Mr Shakedowns

[@DrOctagonaduck2]

Wide Kiryu: Oh, you’re approaching me? Thicc Majima: I can’t get the shit beaten out of me without getting closer.

[@freddymcshreddy6586]

That’s so fitting. Given that Majima gets upset whenever he beats you but gets excited whenever you beat him.

[@derekmaullo2865]

Dead meme

[@Lercci132]

KZbin won't stop recommending me this video, and I have clicked it every single time. It has also made me laugh as many times as I have clicked it.

[@Neoblaster]

Appreciate it!

[@MariusBoss11458]

Me too and also the actual scene no edits

[@crispinypata]

This should be in a museum

[@InconspicuousBosch]

Finally, a KZbin recommendation that really fits my tastes

[@Neoblaster]

I do love people getting recommended my video that is an outdated meme and the youtube algorithm has decided to push it through anyway lol

[@ghostknight4147]

Paulius Petniunas this meme can never be outdated just like steamed hams

[@benthewolf1632]

Kiryu out here looking like a roblox character.

[@teresariveros7824]

what a time to be alive

[@asincereman5297]

Didn't know majima skipped leg day after the events of yakuza 0

[@Neoblaster]

He got tired of running away so he stopped doing anything involving legs

[@ProjectBarcodeError]

@@Neoblaster lmao, good one

[@somederpyboss1185]

nah, he just stole enough pants and maximized his capability at it in the process

[@Unknown-mi4ih]

@@awoogaboogaa he did

[@nancyabsalon9436]

Didn't spec into the endless dash perk at the shrine.

[@spiderninja8779]

Part 1 Majima vs Part 3 Kiryu

[@captain_chaos7892]

Why does thicc majima look like human Shrek?

[@Neoblaster]

Because both are life and both are love

[@lacreatura4737]

Also because both of them have a really good chin game?

[@mr.something3312]

Cause both love you, do you love both

[@LilUFO9499]

This is the first thing that came to my mind as well lmao

[@PerfectAzrael]

Good question.

[@jiiqzx__]

Thicc Maiima: Yo Thicc Majima: *WIDO-CHAN*

[@zerogravy7446]

I'm utterly unable to stop watching this. I've watched it so many times in the last week. It keeps being recommended to me and I keep watching it over and over again.

[@blank9373]

The unstoppable force meets the immovable object

[@MihaelSt]

Majima is so powerful that space bends around him

[@Cynidecia]

0:11 walking into the store as a 7 year old with birthday money

[@yeetzadeletza3501]

this is still how i feel with my birthday money

[@Tsumugi_Kotobuki]

There has never been a more perfect piece of media.

[@johngobble]

they then gravitate towards each other and their mass combined forms a black hole

[@stickafingerinit4381]

Majima out here looking like the tank from left 4 dead

[@doofusboofus]

Girls: oh? how me and my friend met? it’s a long story. How me and my friend met:

[@theswawusmachine]

That profile photo, CRITICAL SHIT

[@doofusboofus]

That cat profile pic *where did you get that from* Edit: I just realized that cat profile pic is from that cat at the table (forgot the name)

[@theswawusmachine]

Mr MemeTimeGuy Nope. Look up “Kot Meme”

[@doofusboofus]

Seems I was wrong. I’ll look it up soon.

[@Tiredsamaritan1941]

:)

[@noriakikakyoin4659]

Wide Kiryu is the one and only man who can dodge the emerald splash!

[@dr_mitss]

I appreciate a title that doesn't clickbait

[@theyosh647]

Help I literally cannot stop watching this every few days.

[@scorpiosilver5197]

Majima lookin pretty chad with those defined cheek bones.

[@Zoifersan]

This should have been ended with earrape "Yo, Kiryu-chan"

[@Luukaar]

Time to reupload

[@yaboi6997]

no

[@Gazzitas]

That was what I was expecting so I turned down the volume.

[@catogordo8340]

Psychologist: Majima Joestar isn't real, he can't hurt you. Majima Joestar:

[@spbspb2413]

MaJo

[@debilman9065]

@@spbspb2413 He did get to fight Dio in Kiwami 2

[@myrepliesprobablydontmakes9571]

@@anti8378 both

[@debilman9065]

@@anti8378 Majima is everywhere bruh

[@derekmaullo2865]

Not funny

[@HangingDGrunt]

Girls during Photoshop: I can't wait to make myself more beautiful Boys doing photoshop: 0:01

[@safiam.3854]

as an offensive this is girl

[@shunakiyama1115]

How is it in hell kira?

[@まいあゆみ-b4m]

As a girl, I am on the boys side lol XD

[@magna7446]

I would pay for this to be in the actual game

[@NekroYowane]

It's so simple. Yet so perfect.

[@Zinc876]

I love how I just finished Yakuza 0, looked up maybe one or two things on youtube, and now I'm getting Yakuza shitpost videos. I fucking love it.

[@Svoorhout85]

"You have 22 seconds left to live." me:

[@swordhunter12]

Wide Kiryu: You Thicc Majima: The Guy She Tells You Not To Worry About

[@dradvrim1]

Kiryu's face at the end be like -_-

[@jamesmantil5186]

"Something tells me this guy is going to bother me for the next 40 years of my life"

[@Piekace]

This consistently shows up on my recommendations every 2 days without fail

[@jstcfnr3135]

Me and boys after seeing each other after quarantine be like:

[@bronytr]

This is just 2 Brutal Legend characters.

[@MrTwistedLizard]

oh god they just get wider and thicker as they get closer

[@HA-yk9bo]

I keep coming back to this video and laugh every time

[@DarkSka22]

This is a masterpiece

[@Mr_G87]

Their aura is so strong that reality breaks around theme.

[@TheBlackMoon-cj9np]

This is art

[@sonofbelz]

Majima out here lookin' like he ate a devil fruit.

[@Ramperdos]

Finally KZbin is delivering me some high quality videos I can enjoy. Now I know what I'll be watching for the next hour.

[@taiga6937]

Kiryu so wide, gonna need some RAIZZ UPU CHALLANGE

[@Spider-Mate]

Wait a minute? Taiga? Is that you? Holy shit. The master Yakuza shit poster. It's an honour.

[@gasoline976]

I want a really deep and bass boosted KIRYU-CHAN

[@dr1v3rmc5]

Wider Kiryu: *appears* THICC Majima:Finally,a worthy opponent,our battle will be LEGENDARY

[@miyazakisimping]

The choice of music makes this 34.3% better.

[@PetteriWar]

Upper body workout Majima vs balanced workout Kiryu

[@politicalchair487]

Majima got that Kronk bod

[@rai302]

WHY CAN'T I STOP REWATCHING THIS????

[@incisions]

KIRYU-CHAAAAaaaa--- Ya went to the gym, Kiryu-Chan?

[@ikhwananimationsbeyondweeb4528]

When there's no Mr.Shakedown so you become one in his place

[@fergusdaniels4597]

The Chad Dog of Shimano meets the dragon of Dojiwide

[@Darksaviour]

Majima looking like he belongs in Baki

[@chwompez]

cant wait to come back to this video in the future and realize how flawed my humor was

[@SmokyPizza6853]

It's beautiful... I've been looking This for five hours now..

[@TheAntiYuu]

I shouldn’t be laughing this much.

[@Sir.Strange]

Two best friends meeting after Christmas

[@xiaxiol4597]

immovable force vs the unstoppable object

[@JackPoppy]

The music build is perfect.

[@LiteralmenteFadul]

I'm way too high for this

[@AngelJin5799]

Kid: "I want to be Batman when i grow up" The kid's parents: 0:20

[@Huevito847]

4 year old me walking up to my friend after an argument:

[@battleking500]

Best version of this meme? Yes!

[@EdgePwner]

Perfection!

[@9-7-]

Thicc Majima looking like Shrek in his human form

[@unknown_warrior3836]

Well this video made me laugh in my darkest time thank you bro

[@gojochillmode839]

I don't know why this was in my recommended by I'm so thankful that i saw this gem 😂

[@Neoblaster]

welcome to the club

[@chillgrillgaming524]

There's a certain receptor in my mind that makes me wanna watch this video over and over again-

[@randomtoxickid663]

I love Kiryus little hands

[@user-gj6fi2gh4l]

played as wide kiryu for half of the game because I forgot to change the resolution settings

[@HRavenfolks]

the amount of testosterone on this video alone, is enough to grow a hair on my chest

[@ElCampeador99]

Here’s a cool trick. Tilt your phone to turn Kiryu back to his normal self.

[@averycreativename4626]

Kiryu looks short

[@donaquilaschannel2890]

Majima out here looking like Johnny Bravo if he was a Yakuza member

[@Treazura]

I've watched this an ungodly amount of times. I don't even remember what the scene originally looks or sounds like.

[@gowtham8909]

Beauty at it's finest

[@AFlyingTaco1]

How can Japan survive this meeting of two juggernauts?

[@aladinmato9062]

WORK OF ART!

[@TacSon]

When the unstoppable force meets the immovable object.

[@aracuno8626]

i keep coming back to this video... and i dont know why

[@russelmfao]

what the frick happened to my humor, i just woke up and im laughing like a goblin

[@brigsburgs7196]

Them people do be looking like bananas tho

[@castiglioni655]

This is some quality meme

[@akkephalos]

I watched without audio first by accident, but rewatching it I've learned the audio is *essential*

[@Qq-wk8mg]

this artstyle is the best. it's sad they had to change it

[@miggy5468]

Oh look, its Yakuza 3 Kiryu

[@poohwithtimbs7027]

It's 4 in the f@cking morning, why am I watching this? lmao

[@o4_]

Imagine having your neck being as large as your chest. Your *_n e c k_*