The THING in the House Part 2 narrated by Edward E. French

[@baldeagle5297]

It's criminal this channel doesn't have more subscribers. And those of you that listen to this artist, shame on those of you who don't leave a like. It's free you know, won't cost you a dime.

[@FrenchEdward06]

Very nice of you to say so, Bald Eagle. Very nice. E.E.F.

[@baldeagle5297]

@@FrenchEdward06 It's people like you who make this forced captivity a little more bearable. Thank you.

[@justincase9282]

Excellent narration. You really pick great stories to demonstrate your superb vocal qualities.

[@FrenchEdward06]

Thanks, Justin. It's a balancing act between creating a straight arrow audio book narration and a radio play with character voices. the production seems to come off best if I just have fun and pretend I'm acting it out like "Grandpa Ed " for the grandchildren . E.E.F.

[@justincase9282]

@@FrenchEdward06 in that case. Tell us another one Grandpa Ed! I know it isn't horror, but I'd love to hear you someday do Stephen Crane's "The Open Boat"

[@waningmooncancer9628]

​You've managed to make me jealous of your grandchildren 😔🙃😁

[@Firecracker66]

Super creepy fragilistic extra hellish dopeness

[@FrenchEdward06]

I'm going to have to quote you, Tasha. That's quite a review. Thanks. E.E.F.

[@Firecracker66]

@@FrenchEdward06 I had better confess now that I saw it on a Walmart t-shirt...but it fits

[@FrenchEdward06]

@@Firecracker66 Great! I still like it. At least you didn't see it tattooed on a Walmart shopper's buttcrack. E.E.F.

[@baldeagle5297]

Tip of the hat to Mary Poppins.

[@nanphx2038]

That particular death scene was intense. I confess I'll never ever listen to you doing "They Bite". That story has stuck in my mind for about 40 years. Don't think I could take it. Your performances are masterful. Thanks.

[@FrenchEdward06]

Thanks, Nancy. I agree, "They Bite" is much more disturbing. Pleasant dreams. E.E.F.

[@tomsenick2033p]

Aà0p

[@BillyWayneMcCann]

Love it 💕

[@jeffreese1828]

Awesome ! Instant subscriber !

[@InghamL99]

Makes me think of both The Dunwitch Horror and Forbidden Planet.

[@jackdare]

So, if my mind is focused enough... _I_ think, therefore _YOU_ are? Nice 🤓

[@kennethpryde966]

If you don't mind me asking, where do you get all of those perfectly pulpy title card images? Are they artifacts of your own creation or do you have access to the nigh inexhaustible supply of pulp magazine covers from the era that this wonderful style came from?

[@FrenchEdward06]

Kenneth, I CONFESS that many are artifacts of that prior pulpy era that I have "altered," to wit, via photo shop creating "new" title card images. E.E.F.