The Times I Couldn't Hold It In...

[@toxikartz9952]

The fact that he’s speaking about this with such passion

[@Vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvh]

Only person that can genuinely make me laugh.

[@xb_ionic621]

ikr lmao

[@sihamammjjaa]

Frr

[@danny_playz736]

Lol do u not have friends? Or watch anything whatsoever?

[@videowind3291]

@@xb_ionic621 oooooo

[@mfplayinggames100yearsago4]

@@ethxnisabot8135 tf u saying?

[@intellgbrains]

The fact you woke up in shit 3 times is so funny🤣

[@Lakota-Cola]

Joe: Ah good morning........ Wait.... Oh fucking hell it happened again mom!!!!!!!!!

[@anas2555]

@@Lakota-Cola no

[@rooke1489]

@@Lakota-Cola no

[@aqsaordinaryimp]

@@Lakota-Cola no

[@Lakota-Cola]

what's going on here??? I just tried to do a funny

[@meztlypecina7620]

Nobody: .... Joe: I LOVE POOPING!

[@maitrijamieson5496]

Billie eilish vibes

[@lukeanderson5054]

Lmao

[@ozkaysk8s]

LMAO

[@cc3374K]

I love it too, I'm not lying

[@waitmaddiecandraw1673]

It’s a nice feeling

[@smooth7459]

Only real ones remember this stream

[@smooth7459]

Hi joe

[@alexsandersynwa6264]

Yessir

[@cristinacantin2386]

Yes

[@shhfabi3n2056]

I was in that stream

[@farah_got_100]

yessir! :)

[@Lucas-vp2xe]

everyones scared of coronavirus but we should really be worrying about the stomach virus dam i was 13 when i posted this now im 15🫤

[@mariahjefferson8002]

Me being a girl and loving it

[@taylorcarbonell535]

what are they discussing about the hair?

[@taylorcarbonell535]

@@Lucas-vp2xe ik but you spelled *disgusting*wrong you spelled it like they "get talked about a strand of hair" its a G instead of a c

[@emeraldsnxw1519]

steryotype. stop gender wars im a girl and enjoy this

[@DirtyFNisbest]

fortnite

[@kaydensnortsgfuel6827]

no one: joe when he walks out of the bathroom: Hey you guys wont believe what just happened!!

[@r.l.j3789]

“I used to have asthma when I was younger” meaning he had an asthma attack once when he was taking a shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@A.Lop17]

Must’ve been powerful 🧖🏻‍♀️💀🥸

[@CasualCat64]

@@A.Lop17 choking for air while making chocolate pudding sucks

[@TheLuke...]

Bro, just breath through your ass

[@Ddhshshus]

Joe’s bizarre adventures 💀💀💀

[@themaninmyprofileisachad6888]

💀🗿

[@Lilstanki]

💀🙏

[@themaninmyprofileisachad6888]

💀🫵🏻

[@box4467]

Joboe bizzare adventure

[@offcialaa2progamr]

I love how he yells out so excited "WHO WANTS TO HEAR A STORY OF ME BEING CONSTIPATED IN MIDDLE SCHOOL?!"

[@SovereignStateofÅland]

no

[@anabelleadams4423]

Joe laughing of embarrassment 🤣

[@boosiefade445]

Nah hes just laughing at why hes saying so much lol. This whole video was a Tmi but it's so funny 😂

[@anabelleadams4423]

Is he tho??

[@boosiefade445]

@@anabelleadams4423 who cares hes still hilarious

[@anabelleadams4423]

Yes he is

[@okaybro6727]

He doesn't care tho XD

[@kyky2742]

"I shit myself for the third time" Me*sigh* just take a nap on the toilet

[@huntracing5201]

That’s what I was thinking😂

[@matty308]

he would miss the toilet

[@vnova105]

I was wondering the same thing,like just sleep in the toilet so when you wake up your poo is already in there

[@themaninmyprofileisachad6888]

That would make it worse cause you would get hemorrhoids which would make the problem FAR worse

[@tgeozeff]

Fun fact: At the time I’m posting this nobody has fully finished this specific KZbin video

[@makayliie]

Same

[@4kbryant890]

Yeah

[@drako-beast-7060]

You forget about the people who watch on 2x speed

[@gladiatorlamb9386]

@@4kbryant890 cap 🧢

[@danny_playz736]

@@drako-beast-7060 well they said fully and like it depends on how u interpret full

[@ProfessorDMario]

Lmao for the last 2 years I've been fighting an undiagnosed stomach disease. And one of the problems is I only shit out half of what I need to. Trust I've done everything to help. Pooping used to be such a sacred time, now it's a nightmare.

[@clinicallyinzane5922]

you alright? like have you made any progress to getting back to normal by chance?

[@ProfessorDMario]

@@clinicallyinzane5922 no it gets worse progressively each year.

[@clinicallyinzane5922]

@@ProfessorDMario god man im sorry. Stuff sucks sometimes and im impressed you have done what you can. Stay strong as long as possible. It's all you can do. Good luck man 🤙

[@ProfessorDMario]

@@clinicallyinzane5922 thanks bruv!

[@pugwidagun5293]

Sounds like a shity time

[@didi3762]

i’ve never heard a person shit themselves as much as you joe ❤️

[@mrmalade6488]

this was the first stream i've watched of joe on twitch, out of all the streams in the world.

[@deesnuts2813]

This is the funniest shit I’ve ever watched

[@cl0wnwap238]

pun intended ?

[@djroscurro9859]

@@cl0wnwap238 I hope so but also hope not at the same time Idk which is funnier

[@JD2cool]

lol shit

[@makii4166]

I DECIDED TO MAKE A SANDWICH, AND WATCH SOME KZbin, AND I DECIDED TO CLICK ON THIS VIDEO, AND NOW I AM EATING A NUTELLA SANDWICH WHILE JOE TALKS ABOUT HIS SHIT

[@okaybro6727]

Oh hey its you again from the amongus vid XD

[@yoyoyoonbitch]

LMAOOOOO THIS SHIT HAD ME ROLLIN if i were u i wouldnt eat nutella for the rest of my life

[@brookie2fyee]

You read the thumbnail

[@minecraftdaily3874]

the fact that he is brave enough to tell these stories

[@heavenlyhavens]

His laugh is so contagious, I love this guy!

[@carolwilson5651]

Only person that could genuinely make me laugh.

[@camdenolson3525]

You are the only youtuber that can sit there and talk to the camera and be entertaining

[@stormyzone1712]

I weirdly enjoyed that 😂😂😂

[@keig444]

I appreciate the life tip joe, i have gotten out of 8 fights in the past month

[@moldmoney2251]

This topic is such a vibe

[@zeinalrahhal3143]

Your the Best Joe Take The Crown

[@denkikaminari1657]

@@ethxnisabot8135 he is, but not as funny as Joe. He’s a Fucking GOD

[@iimaddog064]

I’ve gotten constipated multiple times each year since 7th grade or so. I remember the first time I was in Math class and my stomach hurt sooo bad then I went to the bathroom for half an hour. I was sweating and couldn’t move I was stuck on the toilet forever, then I went back to class still in pain, 5 minutes later I went back to the rest room, and classes had already switched by then. I spent another half hour in the bathroom until I finally shit myself and the worst part was that the nurse wasn’t even there that day and no teacher knew what was happening to me, the only thing the staff thought to do was give me a mint, even though I was in so much pain that I couldn’t move off the toilet.

[@spookybagles]

tf was a mint supposed to do lmaooo 💀

[@JKBowdenWasTaken]

The thing is, in my school there was this thing happening in the toilets. (Theres no CCTV in the bathrooms due to privacy reasons) but what was happening is that some kid was shitting up the walls. And no this wasn't a 1 day thing. This was on going for like a month or two it was disgusting lmao

[@manman612]

Thank you for the fight strategy to shit myself to get out of a fight, it really works I’ve gotten out of a fight today on Xbox thanks to it, thank you

[@mcgrillz3126]

This is so funny not even 5 minutes into the video and I'm crying 😂😂😂

[@willymcwilly6134]

4:44 can relate. In 4th grade I used it once and I had massive diarrhea to the point were it hurt. It was near the end of the day but when I got out everybody was leaving

[@cuz_i_meme_that_way1279]

Your the only person that can actually make me laugh 😂😂😂😂

[@charliefleurus1927]

This is like the only gy that can make me laugh when I'm crying

[@sobvirr]

Everyone who say they never 💩 their pants, they 💩 their pants when they were a baby😟

[@Theonly_niko]

This is so underrated

[@real2729]

Just say poop bro I had to take 5 minutes to understand

[@ilsec2334]

@@real2729 then ur just slow

[@JLV-fe6pz]

faaaaacts

[@JLV-fe6pz]

@@real2729 bro then "emoji pointing at the viewer" just "snail emoji"

[@Tuomaspoika]

Joe Bartolozzi is really fucking intimidating. He's probably not even let into airports because of the sharpness of his jawline.

[@Burgerss]

1:04 this the funniest shit😹

[@aqsaordinaryimp]

E

[@akramkassim5302]

I never stops laughing for over 1 minute during this video 😂😂😂😂

[@HazyNinjaa]

My fav part: Your shit is hard has a FUCKING ROCK

[@andrijasljukic921]

How can you talk about shitting yourself for 12 mins and be funny and interesting at the same time. AND WHY IS THIS SO RELATABLE

[@__kryptic2080]

Joe: I was in 6th grade and shit myself also Joe: about a year before that in 3rd grade 😂

[@pancakes4ever4]

10:08 bro that knock scared the living hell out of me it sounded so real

[@dillonmcleod1978]

When you mentioned a pancake, I don’t like pancakes anymore

[@cbass_beats]

bro i love your videos so fucking much you make everyone laugh. Thank you bro

[@kryptologicalz8436]

This was the funniest KZbin video I’ve ever seen 🤣

[@sxllt2119]

Nobody:. Joe:Starts the intro off *One time*

[@farah_got_100]

This is too funny, omg 😭

[@adolforosas8493]

Your the best joe funniest person I know 😂

[@koldblooded1352]

Why am i here I watching joe describe his shit as oatmeal

[@Idioteque2514]

no joke i nearly shat myself watching this

[@alex.g06]

I’ve had the same thing and when I watch this I get crazy PTSD.

[@unknownguy2051]

I love how he sharing storys of him shitting himself plenty of times without hesitating nor cringing

[@nomercymashups4433]

If someone can tell me how many times he said “shit” in this video, I’ll subscribe to them!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@daughterofhorror5021]

I was washing dishes n had to go number 2 while watching this , thanks joe :D

[@devinseth6805]

omg I hate when I black out after standing up too fast, it feels so horrible, like you lose control of your body

[@doesmynamematter1939]

This man is the only tiktoker I can watch on KZbin and actually enjoy it

[@nog_dog4299]

Bro this video is like yesterday’s stream abt pissing in water bottles

[@williammahorney8101]

This is the greatest video on this entire freaking platform

[@richiepage3558]

Joe: I fainted and shit myself when I was in 6th grade Also Joe telling a new story: This other stomach virus story happened a year before that, I was in 3rd grade :/

[@blitzkommanderr]

"I love pooping. pooping is my favorite time of the fucking day. it is when i can relax" -joe b 2022

[@Naomi-ls5xf]

I had a virus in my stomach lemme tell you in a short story. Every were I went with my mom I threw up and 💩 at the same time at the end of the day my mom got me new clothes and I went to the beach and I felt better😁. Sorry for whoever read this

[@jizelleestrella4460]

Same bro but I only threw up today, I threw up on my new bed sheets too 🙁

[@emiliemarie4955]

One of the realest influencers right here

[@nuclear.prod.]

BEST EDITING OAT

[@firetruck7014]

4:45 Wow I am not the only person who hates shitting in public toilets

[@sofiaatienza7474]

I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any piece of bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42.I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was at 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. Tt absolutely moved my soul , and i don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on cat. hail cat. hail cat. The dancing cat, This made me tear up. How could such a cat do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this dancing cat. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a bacon I have ever seen especially on 17:24. I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. The work put in to this is incredibly inspiring. The graphics, the animation, the music, so much thought was put into it. This has remined me that you can do anything you put your mind to. Not even mentioning the memories, this makes me feel like an infant again, just laying my eyes on this beautiful masterpiece gives me all the good feelings in life. I also understand what happiness is again from this. Not even to mention the most incredible part that is 2:10. Cat dancing has changed my life for the better. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece, I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. So much great graphic design, so much suspense, so much greatness in this one video. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could a cat do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the cat dances, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42. I am crying. This has made me go through an emotional rollercoaster. I cried, beat off, and also watched a movie while watching this premiere. This has made me go through so much. I passed depression because of this. It really inspired me to become an outstanding young women. Thank you.

[@jamestremblay6894]

You made me spit gatorade all over my moms computer because I couldn’t hold in my laugh

[@Deadairsofting]

I laughed so hard I've made noises that I've never made before. My wheeze was just dear god

[@stevehowes2447]

Soooo many poop stories TOO!!! Also just thinking about shitting and hearing you talk about it...well...I'm commenting on the terlet! HAH!

[@seanreardon9651]

i laughed so damn hard

[@butterknife_9739]

yes, this is my comfort youtuber/twitch streamer

[@ayla3348]

3:09 when girls get their periods

[@chillvibess-rt5ol]

Never in my life have i thought that i would watch an 11 minute video of Joe talking about poop.

[@A1Lixua]

At 2:00 I freaking died of laughter

[@xlxgan]

This video made me laugh more than have In the past 2 months

[@wierdperson1899]

7:57 SUS BRO, VERY SUS

[@Ado_lence]

I’ve never laughed so much to a video dude 😭😭

[@joeymags2826]

My man woke up and said nah im not getting monetized

[@ashot29]

I used to crap myself on purpose in kindergarten so my grandpa could pick me up early EVERY DAY. Also when I had the flu I went up to my mom and said “wanna see something cool” and I picked up my leg and wanted to fart but the nastiest shart came out. I painted my pants,floor and wall so she was cleaning it up while I ran to the bathroom embarrassed and laughing and at the same time our new neighbors came in as unexpected guests and there was doodoo everywhere 💀

[@gameplayingboi8893]

I thought he meant when he cursed out an 11yo when he got clapped on rocket league

[@jIsTstatic]

Teacher: take your AirPod out why are you laughing

[@sverreavset8774]

Who tf typed "soup yummy" 💀💀💀

[@BigJohnson41]

The worst feeling ever is when you go into a public bathroom and the line is so long you have to shit so bad

[@Little.Fruit-Tarts.Everywhere]

So I was watching this on front of my mom right..so tell me y she said' ava who keeps pooping there self' I was DEAD😂😂😂😂

[@NotFluxie]

this is the most f**king funny video (I got sh*t all over me)💀💀💀 3 times of f**king sh*t all over you

[@furiouszach1257]

7:09 same bro it just feels good

[@robert8286]

on the second story someone really said "pics or it didn't happen" 😂😂

[@stve7959]

2:51 might just well sleep on the toilet 😂😂

[@skittish5952]

Finally a KZbinr I can relate to

[@kra11e28]

Thanks for the advice at the end Joe 10/10 definitely will do again 🙏

[@josselizdominguez7961]

"Why isn't the world covered in poop?"Just saw a video about it 😂😂

[@namjooningfr]

Most entertaining person

[@shamarramaclean9769]

When he yells it makes it 10x more entertaining like I swear no matter what he says it’s funny

[@portalwrld5697]

idk how many times I can watch this and laugh every time

[@perry750]

JOE PLEASE MAKE A PODCAST (everyone please spread the word)

[@2Graceful]

2:34 is the point that made me laugh the hardest

[@kiefjohn]

Made my monday better 100% 💩😂

[@lpscokeking2633]

6:43....Literally me to this day i need to drink water...help!!!

[@saanvigqande811]

😂😂 your the best funny person I know 😂😂

[@vibez2925]

I love this dude.

[@TRENton03]

Id be to embarrassed to talk openly about my experiences like yours... Joe you got balls to talk openly about shitting on yourself

[@undersnipe922]

I got so constipated one time that I was on the fucking toliet for 3 hours and still couldn’t shit, this was also right before school so my dad literally got sum medicine and I shit my brains out every 5 mins for the rest of the day 😂