The Top 10 Most Memorable Gilfoyle Quotes (Silicon Valley)

[@Top10girl]

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[@xooperz]

My favorite is: Jian-Yang: "He's-a racist and witch." Gilfoyle: "I'm no witch."

[@kaz1073]

episode # pls?

[@AdjiePurbojati]

@@kaz1073 somewhere in s6 i think

[@plmbngndtheglue4833]

At the end he become The Witcher

[@xooperz]

@@kaz1073 Sorry I don't remember either. After some googling, it *may* have been S05E08

[@niccolom4556]

Racist anti-Asian crass trash show.

[@mayurchavhan8590]

If HBO decide to create a show just on Gilfoy, It would be my favorite show.

[@Top10girl]

Heck yeah! *Spin-off!*

[@freeinghumanitynow]

If they do a Gilfoyle spinoff, it should be an animated look at his teen years in the same vein as "Daria." I could be wrong but I think the folks who do "Silicon Valley" are the same folks who produced "Daria."

[@danzima726]

THIS ^^

[@nikhilhembram9402]

Gilfoyle and dinesh show

[@realestaterelief]

Nikhil Hembram GD seeking good code instead of White Castle

[@matewuocean]

"It's not a hack. It's barely social engineering. It's more like natural selection" All time favorite line from Gilf

[@putaindenoix]

Gilfoyles I'd Like to Fuck

[@bigbro2866]

"Anton died so we could live" thats the best one for me

[@ricardoquintanilla8405]

>Just like Jesús >Fuck

[@Jecht5]

and here comes son of anton

[@plmbngndtheglue4833]

@@Jecht5 Son of Anton is Satan

[@apertureAI-jw1iz]

This is like the Big Bang Theory but it's funny.

[@Top10girl]

Never could get into Big Bang Theory much myself. Everyone told me that it was hilarious, but I never really saw the appeal.

[@testusername3000]

Big Bang Theory is comedy for idiots...which is why it's so popular with the dumb masses.

[@ritutiwari9716]

Man s6 is last one 😔

[@thodorosxanthopoulos]

They are still highly technical and make programming humor plus the actors are selling it very good but if they reach past 6 seasons this will also start to drag a lot. Huge bonus point, no fucking recorded laughs every 5 seconds.

[@zachyasson6226]

BBT doesnt belong in the same conversation as this show

[@godbluffvdgg]

"What do I do? System Architecture. Networking and Security. No one in this house can touch me on that. But does anyone appreciate that? While you were busy minoring in gender studies and singing acapella at Sarah Lawrence, I was getting root access to NSA servers. I was a click away from starting a second Iranian revolution. I prevent cross site scripting, I monitor for DDoS attacks, emergency database rollbacks, and faulty transaction handlings. The internet, heard of it? Transfers half a petabyte of data a minute, do you have any idea how that happens? All of those YouPorn ones and zeros streaming directly to your shitty little smart phone day after day. Every dipshit who shits his pants if he can't get the new dubstep Skrillex remix in under 12 seconds. It's not magic, it's talent and sweat. People like me ensuring your packets get delivered unsniffed. So what do I do? I make sure that one bad config on one key component doesn't bankrupt the entire fucking company. That's what the fuck I do."

[@godbluffvdgg]

@Rohan Dsouza I would so watch a Gilfoyle series...:)...My favorite character on Silicon...

[@cu7695]

I appreciate all of this typing to deliver just one point. You like Gilfoil

[@godbluffvdgg]

@@cu7695 Copy and paste brah...I wouldn't type all that shit unless I was gettin paid!

[@rohitprasad1767]

That's what I basically told him.

[@sagarkapasi099]

@@godbluffvdgg Unless You Knew Fast Touch Typing.

[@Uncle_Troy]

I don’t even watch this show, and Gilfoyle is already my favourite character.

[@Top10girl]

🤣

[@jakeman025]

You’re really missing out one of the best shows ever super rewatchable as well

[@DdotRay86]

Dude watch it. Literally one of the best series ever made.

[@anzeerjavec297]

he would be, if you watched. Guaranteed.

[@daomntam]

Lucky you

[@omershabbir8954]

The history of Humanity is a book written in blood. We're all animals in a pit. Classic Gilfoyle

[@Top10girl]

He's not wrong also... Thank you for commenting!

[@alphabanjaxedbanshee7034]

Fucking Gilfoyle

[@orirosengarten2572]

A gaping pit waiting to swallow us all

[@Top10girl]

@@orirosengarten2572 Littlefinger?

[@Alex-tb5xm]

Classic

[@macandrewes]

Lol "you're code gay"

[@Top10girl]

"There's just something so hot about a woman that can code like that. You know, I just want to... crawl in her frontal lobe and..."

[@rubysekhon475]

“In my youth, I would’ve argued that life is just a series of random events, devoid of any meaning. But as a data scientist, I have to recognize that sometimes..patterns emerge. Undeniable patterns. Get right with the universe” THIS!

[@chrismartin9651]

yesss

[@williamgibson7321]

@@chrismartin9651 Or, are the fundamental underpinings of this universe such that order will inexorably will rise from chaos and return back to chaos and end in entropy. Love that Gilfoil.

[@myerwerl]

Models exist. It exist before our time and will continue to exist long after we are gone. Your job as a data scientist is to find it.

[@iamtheruraljuror9257]

"It's Gilfoyle. Dazzle me." is my favourite quote😂

[@Quasisaur]

The best one IMHO 3:22 (Anton)"He grimly does his work and sits motionless untill its time to work again. We can all take a page from his book"

[@kenyonpapen2608]

He’s like a computer science version of Ron Swanson

[@rosequartz4102]

I actually just scrolled down to see how far I'd have to go to find someone who thought that too. Their voices are identical.

[@aseguradojaicel]

YES

[@ty814]

No matter how the relationship between Gilfoyle and Dinesh is, every time Dinesh suffers Gilfoyle is there and says something (maybe harsh )that diverts Dinesh's attention. Every time.

[@CobraKai291]

My favorite Gilfoyle moment is when dinesh wrecks his Tesla and he says ... what happened to your frunk..... its frucked up

[@AR-gz7kn]

Gilfoyle for president

[@Top10girl]

I'm with you! Bertram Gilfoyle 2020!

[@DenisBissonExplorerchess]

Sorry to break your dreams but... he's Canadian! Your president must be borned in your United States I think. :-)

[@Top10girl]

I'm sure Gilfoyle could figure it out. After all, at one point the guy was one click away from starting a second Iranian revolution.

[@User-nu6km]

jin yang for president

[@mikehoot3978]

He's a libertarian. He doesn’t believe in government.

[@li4207]

Am I the only one think gilfolye's hair is fabulous?

[@Top10girl]

I think that he ended up cutting his hair...

[@li4207]

@@Top10girl yeah, his hair in season 4 is awesome. I hope I can see him get his hair back in season 6

[@nibirnandi4344]

Watch that video.....it's not perfect also funny but makes question emerging and cool.. gilfoyl is the reason I watched the series kzbin.info/www/bejne/nHbPZmBoj5maeqs

[@Saudade_Ana]

And a super nice beard too

[@jamesrodriguez2583]

Is this what happens when Dwight Schrute and Ron Swanson do fusion?

[@Top10girl]

Yes.

[@Paulo-zr5zo]

But none of them is actually that smart. Dwight is gullible and Ron is just a lazy dude.

[@colinyoung3685]

@@Paulo-zr5zo Ron is deliberately unproductive not lazy, he applies himself to things he is passionate about like woodworking and saxophone.

[@diegosotomiranda4107]

@@colinyoung3685 Still he has a lot of poor decisions through the series and its impractical af when things work outside his view

[@luminescence9281]

I don't see Dwight here though. He is way too smarter than Dwight but I guess he has the same level of competence as him

[@agnel47]

"You drive a Prius?" "Popular choice." "Later, Daniel."

[@calkelpdiver]

Oh come on... not even one "Chortle my balls" quotation. Disappointing.

[@Top10girl]

I guess I really dropped the balls on that one...

[@random.random]

Everyone working in IT/ CS must have crossed path with a Gilfoyle once or twice.

[@patrickmesana5942]

The internet, heard of it?

[@Top10girl]

I want to see an episode where he goes around interviewing for jobs. He almost makes you afraid to not have him on your team.

[@nuke7]

"That's basically what I told him" 😆🤣

[@ImNotADeeJay]

It must be funny for a non-tech savvy person having to memorize those lines and deliver them in a credible fashion

[@thengakola6217]

@@MaxiTaxi3490 he was first shown in hulk movie as a student and he became a teacher afterwards..... how cool is that

[@harrychufan]

@@MaxiTaxi3490 is that Peter’s twin?

[@kumar1400]

@@thengakola6217 In Incredible Hulk, shown as collage student and he the same character in Spider Man movie working as teacher.

[@EzraDair]

Then you should see what Jim Parson could do

[@khalidhamid7448]

You should watch “Lenard in Slow Motion” short film

[@rafimc69]

I like the natural selection quote. Could not have roasted him any more wittingly.

[@fardink33]

*"Yeah but Anton doesn't call me anything, He grimly does his work, and he sits motionless until it's time to work again.* *We could all take a page from his book."*

[@nibirnandi4344]

Watch that video.....it's not perfect also funny but makes question emerging and cool.. gilfoyl is the reason I watched the series kzbin.info/www/bejne/nHbPZmBoj5maeqs

[@calkelpdiver]

I'd work with this guy in a heartbeat. Actually, thinking of it now... I have worked with a guy like Gilfoyle, one of the best damn programmers I've worked with in my career. Bertram Gilfoyle, da man!

[@kk_0102]

You missed "Anton died so we could live". One of the best moments in the whole series.

[@botanich]

Like Jesus

[@Scapegoat0442]

@@botanich oh fuck

[@botanich]

@@Scapegoat0442 *holy fuck

[@alphabanjaxedbanshee7034]

Gilfoyle is my spirit animal

[@Top10girl]

😂

[@danielskyving]

I just realised that Gilfoyle named his server Anton after Anton Szandor Lavey, the author of the satanic bible.

[@jasonleeds2717]

Oh shoot how did I not think of that! Good catch. Praise the horned one.

[@Holloaway]

Gilfoyle's reaction to Jared's lips in Season 5 killed me, just: "Fuck you, fuck you."

[@luminescence9281]

Dinesh's reaction was more hilarious lol. "Get away from me Jared. Your face is scaring me right now" 😂

[@amyevans1118]

I'm in love with Gilfoyle

[@Top10girl]

Network Security Architects need love too!

[@PaulMcCannWebBuilder]

I'm in love with his code.

[@magicblini]

So i'm not the only one.

[@cvspvr]

@@PaulMcCannWebBuilder you're code gay

[@luminescence9281]

Same! Where can I get a Gilfoyle?

[@grimsnark4849]

2:12 Whose bag is this? *drop*

[@Top10girl]

Right on the floor. Ha!

[@RolyneJoseph]

I like all the quotes especially number 1. The quote sounds so confident and cocky.

[@Top10girl]

Rolyne Joseph Haha. Definitely! Supreme confidence!

[@missmelodius]

This guy is in every server room in which I've worked. He keeps the Internet running.

[@Top10girl]

Melodi Masaniai The world needs its Gilfoyles! Thank you for commenting!

[@physicsguybrian]

The best character in the entire series!!! Don't get me wrong, the entire cast, each in their own right were excellent but Gilfoyle's comments were always what lit me up and made me genuinely smile and/or laugh heartily. Martin Starr was brilliant in this series!

[@sumymathew3804]

Gilfoyle & Dinesh, epic duo.

[@StygianStyle]

There's only one Gylfoyle quote you need to know: "chortle my balls."

[@Analysta654]

I love his speech at the end - it makes us working in IT seem cool.

[@Adilkhan-wj6kd]

Gilfoy is a modern budda for nerds.

[@TheUnknownDungeon]

They flanderized Bighead. In the beginning he was kinda dumb but still smart enough to realize when people talk crap about him. By the end you could make fun of him to his face and he would think you are talking about some other guy named bighead.

[@dragonsuper6195]

I feel like Gilfoyl is a more serious. funnier, lower toned, robotic version Sheldon

[@bencoleman8171]

‘Fcking ninja’

[@Top10girl]

:D

[@sainathreddy8066]

Only thing missing is the thug life music and glasses

[@Top10girl]

Haha! True. Thank you for commenting!

[@sainathreddy8066]

You're welcome, sugar

[@AngeloMastroberardino]

A big one is missing. When he hacked Jian Yang's fridge.

[@samcavanagh7993]

Jared saying he went to Vasser is an amazing joke considering it's an all-women's college lmao

[@mikegaskin5542]

It used to be, but it's been coed for a while now

[@RFJersey]

Sam Cavanagh It’s coed!

[@geisonmcd]

The best one is left out: when jared appears with bloated lips and gilfoiyle just goes 'fuck you' with a straight face. I think I've laughed for an hour

[@aseguradojaicel]

JARED WITH BLOATED LIPS IS STILL THE FUNNIEST

[@dkoder4748]

I love this character so much haha

[@demirg1421]

Don't put the punchline on the screen. It kills the joke. Just a friendly suggestion. :)

[@Top10girl]

Thank you for the suggestion!

[@zarathustra3976]

"I was one click away from starting the second Iranian revolution" That's when you know the writer has been around.

[@roman5782]

No wonder a Zarathustra caught an Iranian reference.

[@bonniemarshall3498]

Because its based on real life and not fantasy television people.

[@jackierosas9593]

I have a deep love for Martin Starr, even in his Freaks and Geeks days I thought he was a funny cutie.

[@hamzahmd_]

In the finale, it felt really funny when he copied the exact title of Dinesh i.e. "I'm the co-founder of ................ in the bay area". "Things are better when I say them. They will probably gonna cut you off."

[@drzin6252]

Gilfoyle’s my favorite character, but none of these quotes really represent his appeal, in my opinion.

[@Top10girl]

Thank you for the feedback, and thank you for commenting!

[@AnimalLover101195]

Gilfoyle is the ultimate Extra Edgelord!

[@yishakabraham7782]

"what happened to your frank, its all frucked up" this was the best

[@tjames336]

Richard stifling laughter at 5:04 is great

[@Mankepanke]

Ha ha, I love it when corpsing ends up in the final cut

[@Aryeh-o]

6:13 , facebook in october 2021 needed that.

[@shawnsmith4692]

His reaction to Jared's fish face lips was one of the funniest moments in the whole show. And he only said 2 words. This show was so good.

[@MarcusAsenlund]

The Napalm Death joke with You Suffer as a bitcoin alert is just timeless in a weird way.

[@99Teutons]

The best one This thing is addressing problems that don't even exist its solutionism at it worst We are dumming down machines that are inherently superior than us

[@manicabawse2867]

Look at them fine stallions

[@gabrielyeow1127]

Gilfoyle reminds me of Ron swanson

[@MG-iu1sn]

"which one do you think it is? I'm on the fence"

[@MadForCs16]

One of the greatest shows of all time.

[@Gamah1991]

2:05 #7 is wrong, the best line in that scene is "who's bag is this.... *thud* move over"

[@Kjleed13]

I need to memorize 1 in case my superiors question my abilities.

[@Top10girl]

At the very least make sure you memorize the part about being one click away from starting a second Iranian revolution.

[@floganlanagan]

"I actually went to Vassar" - A historically all-women's liberal arts college god this show's good

[@divyanshubhati4190]

i want gilfoyle and sheldon face of

[@thatlastvision]

My favorite is : I would do my mother rather than doing RussFest xD

[@applePrincess]

Ah Silicon Valley, I thought it was Vsauce. The guy in the thumbnail looks like Michael

[@Keplerb-od1lr]

Gilfoyle picked up carried the show after Erlich left

[@tomstech4390]

Only just found this... It's like big bang theory for adults.

[@Impuhlz]

Bertram Gilfoyle- Based Crypto, Database, and Roast God

[@Fermifire]

Gilfoyle runs for president, wins, has this same attitude when he's in the White House. tfw America becomes 400x smarter.

[@Top10girl]

Kids start learning to code in Kindergarten.

[@atharvarai5239]

Goldfoil

[@Top10girl]

The goldest!

[@noahz]

"I actually went to Vassar" (Vassar is another formerly women-only school)

[@agsystems8220]

And we recently saw what a dodgy config can do when it shut down all of facebook...

[@BlastinRope]

Gilfoyle is a console gamer?

[@heftyslim9812]

This show was amazing but it would have been shit without gilfoyle.

[@Flocksta]

What was gilfoyle working on in incubator before pied piper

[@isaacweber4552]

couldn't hear the first quote because of the ringing in my ears from the intro

[@atrumluminarium]

"You're gay for my code, you're code-gay"

[@asdf072xxp]

The Ron Swanson of Silicon Valley

[@KingTrump2024]

You forgot "Your Frunk looks all Frucked up."

[@wangtony9121]

“That’s basically what I told him” got me so hard😂

[@nulnoh219]

2:20. They actually built that in season 6.

[@minnaraiha2979]

Animal is the pit is just so fucking good and true it hurts me :DDDD

[@symphonixsounds6831]

Gilfoyle IS IN TULS KING !!!! E9 TULSA KING ! SAME LAPTOP !

[@cellularrepublic1]

I just finished watching the series yesterday for the 5th/6th time. Might have to start at S1 again.

[@katmag8]

I do, too! its amazing how fresh the jokes stay, even though I know them, they still make me laugh, and there are always new details to be discovered, quick asides, a prop detail I missed 4th time around... easily smartest show of the last 20 years.

[@syedabdurrehmankazmi4836]

"How does it (showing middle finger) translate into Farsi"

[@sushantdevkota1461]

The best one is " Suck it Jin Yang"

[@vivekr5321]

“Who’s bag is this? *throws bag* Screw over”

[@Top10girl]

Thank you for commenting!

[@codyl6575]

1:44 are those rats on the sleeve's?!?

[@chrismartin9651]

now that you mention it, those probably are rats. foreshadowing what happens at the end of the series when rats invade the city coz of the pied piper network

[@spikes1210]

That’s what the fuck I do. Classic

[@spornge]

OMG gilfoyle in the coffee shop in th e jacket is one of the best scenes

[@SPYTHandle]

I mean if you wanna make it sound uber, maybe don't mix root access to NSA servers with DDOS and XSS, those are basically commonplace and lots of people/tools have to deal with em daily - just doesn't sound as cool as the NSA stuff :D

[@jd52wtf]

Anyone else notice his coffee cup actually has "pentacles" on it and not "pentagrams"?

[@TableTennisAle]

i'm sad that i've never met someone like him. You could conversate about anything, endlessly.

[@Top10girl]

Right! Thank you for commenting!

[@lucgh2007]

People like him dont like to have "casual conversations"

[@PaddyFullyRandom]

This would have been perfect if it weren't for saying "DDoS" wrong. Either way, this video made me buy and watch the whole show. Worth it.