The Town With No Name (CDTV) - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)

[@BaufenBeast]

This basically looks like an elaborate inside joke between friends that somehow ended up in the hands of the public.

[@aland7234]

*my name’s not Shane kid!*

[@951258tike22]

I was thinking the same thing, like a group of guys made a game entirely based around a shitty john wayne impression

[@lennydale92]

Got to admire the fun they must have had, even if the game sucks.

[@giannibleya7690]

But it literally isn't, this game was made in '92, you just can't enjoy games before 2000. No way. It ain't even that bad for a 1992 game. I wonder why it even came into recommended.

[@giannibleya7690]

@BOOZE & METAL well idk, still it's from 1992, not everybody could make a game back then

[@wavewingman5993]

"Got the right time, old man?" *Long pause* "No." That was genuinely hilarious

[@jamesinho28]

If only Lee Van Cleef were alive to see this stunning tribute.

[@gmenezesdea]

That's a reference to for a few dollars more

[@karlscope4480]

It glitches a bit when he says it lols.

[@ghostchaser1631]

That was genuinely creepy. What's with that terrifying picture of the little girl inside the locket? It looks like something out of the Ring.

[@pedroolivarez572]

The music was funny not the exchange

[@brunowillich1837]

Just realized the "my name's not shane" scene foreshadows the twist in the end. Pretty smart for a stupid game like this.

[@hubguy]

Would’ve made more sense if he called him Bob tho lol Then again the weird pattern of people calling him names that he doesn’t have

[@aab9678]

No. Is actually a reference from the movie Shane

[@KellsKats]

@AAB It could technically be both

[@yeetuspogimus2023]

I didn't hear him say Shane strangely. Instead I heard "sane" as if he was jokingly saying "My name's not sane, kid" Which would make more sense since he shot the kid after saying that, then rode a train into space. I never saw the movie Shane, so that's not a reference I would've understood even if I did hear it properly. I guess either word would work, so they at least had that going for them, but wow, what an intro.

[@mrdoitright88]

but they thought his name was billy bob

[@SteveRudzinski]

This game is unironically hilarious. The "do you have the time" joke is one of my favorite things in any game ever.

[@kingjohnny4314]

Do you have the right time old man “Plays ear splitting music that can be heard throughout space” No

[@mdragarg]

I don't get the joke

[@justisolated5621]

@@mdragarg it's a reference to For a Few Dollars More

[@SpookusMcDoofus]

@@justisolated5621 aka the best spaghetti western series

[@ADJackD]

1000th like

[@MilesPrower1992]

I understand now. Until you choose to either get back on the train, you are simultaneously both Billy Bob and Shane, but also neither of them. If you choose to get back on, you are confirmed as the evil Billy Bob, who shoots a child. If you choose to get off, you are the innocent and heroic Shane.

[@kecukraftwork1988]

Please stop. You're making genuine sense out of this game, and that scares me 😆

[@OMA2k]

*Not-Shane 😉

[@paulybfromda303]

A thought occurs Evil Eb has been waiting for Billy Bob for that old fashioned western showdown, but instead gets the protagonist of this game. But Billy Bob is nowhere to be seen in this game. So what if . . . The "Billy Bob" in this game is the same from Action 52? Maybe the reason Billy Bob isn't in this game is because he's stuck in the abyss that is that second screen of his A-52 game?

[@mechatecha8514]

Schrodinger's cowboy

[@camero4134]

@@paulybfromda303 Fair enough. ACTION 52 CINEMATIC UNIVERSE

[@-The-Stranger-]

So...the correct ending was actually getting back on the train and blowing that kid away? That's deep...

[@RustyMuck]

Stranger “Mah names not Shane, kid!”

[@johngoodman5976]

It goes back into a perfect circle, as in the circle where you never really waste too much of you're life on this game.

[@reactions5783]

This is some real Christopher Nolan sh!t.

[@-The-Stranger-]

@Sunny Mitten Pepperridge Farm remembers...

[@beegpappa7900]

@@AReguIarPlant it really didn't

[@Wheelio]

Literally lost my shit when the character just stares into space as his drink goes flying by into a wall.

[@gh0stykins]

the sound effect is the cherry on top

[@godchi1dvonsteuben770]

I lost my shit when his head gets blown clean off, nerd points out no blood, cuts to the squashed spider... as soon as the flattened spider came on screen I was no good!

[@WillieManga]

G i v e m e a d r i n k b a r t e n d e r .

[@xebek]

Did.. did you find it? Your shit?

[@lilfridgie5446]

xebek 7:37

[@eklipsegirl]

How could he not show the hilarous death scene, where the protagonist pulls a book out of his pocket and says: “Just one more page and I could have finished this book.”

[@G.L.999]

Probably wasn't worth it.

[@amostlypeacefulmassshooting]

what game?

[@cameronbosch1213]

@@amostlypeacefulmassshooting this one.

[@matthewjones39]

@@amostlypeacefulmassshooting This one

[@Ninja_4561]

​@@amostlypeacefulmassshooting This one.

[@Wanking_wanker]

**shoots kid into the void** “My name is not Shane”

[@davestylehenry]

Kid

[@ronaldsit]

THE END

[@genericTC2ber]

COME BACK, KID!

[@owlet66]

Kid

[@whiterabbit75]

@@Sh0tgunJust1ce Looks like Team Rocket is blasting off agaaaaiiiinnnn!

[@masamune2984]

Fun fact: If you try to play “Castlevania:Symphony of the Night” in a CD player, Alucard yells at you, then plays a techno remix of a Castlevania song. True story.

[@drew7427]

Nice

[@Jimmyjam-ey3vs]

It’s known as track 00 titled Bonus, it’s pretty funny

[@pillbugged]

its true. i was the cd

[@JKujin]

@@pillbugged Are you a DVD now?

[@Limbbiscuit]

@@pillbugged How it feels like inside a CD Player?

[@ProtoMario]

Did he just shoot a kid? The End...

[@lilysaenz59]

Or so the story goes

[@dorememe8548]

Proto! Good to see you, man.

[@thebowler5506]

That's a dead kid......yep

[@ChiefMedicPururu]

"Mah name's not Saaaaane, kiiiiiiiid"

[@MazTheOriginalGod]

So he murders a kid and ends the game quickly? 10/10 GOTY

[@lylaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-d5e]

You know he hates it when he throws out the special effects and actually burns it

[@dimitriwarchief301]

Yes

[@carr0302]

Hehehe well said

[@Burn_Angel]

Like the Sega 32X. Oh, but he has like five of those though.

[@StormsparkPegasus]

I assume he had to get more than one CD32 to make one working one. And the destroyed one was the broken parts left over.

[@SonicSpyroHeeler]

It was like back in the old days when he destroyed games and consoles

[@Goldenleyend]

This game is a masterpiece, unironically. I haven't seen a game reach this level of popularity with intentional bad design.

[@channel5980]

How do you know that the bad design is intentional?

[@Goldenleyend]

@@channel5980 When the game takes extra steps to make a situation ridiculous, you know its on purpose.

[@hecko-yes]

`getting over it` is intentionally frustrating, does that count

[@an4rk135]

so this is the 12 oz mouse of video games?

[@camero4134]

Hong Kong 97: Hold my Coca Cola.

[@Fluffkitscripts]

I heard the working title was Brain Dead Redemption

[@elemperadordemexico]

Winner

[@carrotcommunist9216]

UNDERRATED COMMENT

[@thecoastline]

Brain Dead Redemption 2

[@smellthel]

Brain bread redemption

[@thatbluegamet]

And the joke of the year goes to

[@awesomeFrost]

"Do you have the right time old Ma-" ... " *N O* "

[@隻狼-n5s]

lol

[@saltykatsudon]

This game was ahead of his time. It feels like literal monetized shitpost.

[@MADBlacklord]

This must be the only game with 100 000 hours in MS-Paint graphics.

[@quibquatch3975]

Pretty sure Mike Matei has it beat with Mario Paint when he did all of those Ninja Turtle drawings.

[@gregoryabukar-duru8087]

You don't give Microsoft paint enough credit

[@h1k0usen13]

MS paint AND sketchup lol

[@Alemphonix]

He used the LJN video art console for the game art

[@edgarbanuelos6472]

What do you think the paint can is for?

[@JamesNintendoNerd]

To reiterate from the first Amiga video: "Hope you guys are enjoying the new Nerd videos! There's one more coming out before the end of the year. Unfortunately, this episode is NOT on Amazon Prime yet, we are having some technical issues with the service... also, we aren't happy that fans outside of the US & UK can't even use it yet. We are working on a solution. For the time being, new AVGN episodes will appear on KZbin first, and will live on Amazon after. There will be an update video once we figure it out. Thanks!"

[@gace9028]

Wheres board james

[@menethemene1555]

Cinemassacre yes an new episode YYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS

[@microsoftexcel8327]

Whatever way you can get it to us I'll watch it.

[@JLiznuts]

Make that money boo boo

[@calebproductions1264]

@Cinemassacre hey James can you play these these games or game series for an AVGN episode please? 1:Thomas the Tank Engine on SNES and Mega Drive 2:Nicktoons Racing 3:Spider-Man Games on PlayStation 4:All of the Super Smash Bros Games 5:The Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess 6:Hell's Kitchen on Wii 7:Sonic 4 Episodes 1 and 2 8:Animal Crossing Amiibo Festival 9:Bubsy the Woolies Strike Back 10:Sonic Forces

[@krono9451]

Why would you want to play Red Dead Redemption 2, when you can play this masterpiece.

[@kevkirby2581]

Stebo. Exactly Tony Starch

[@cult_of_odin]

Just watching the video it's like I'm transported to the old West. I can smell the horse shit and gonorrhea like I'm right there!

[@renatao6330]

@@cult_of_odin gonorrhea don't smell

[@IlSH2]

why would you play this shitty game when you can play dead red demption 2

[@beautiflyEX]

Yeah I rather play red Dead Redemption 2 and no town with no name

[@IMN602]

The deadpan humor in this game is just beautiful LOL

[@rickrollercoaster9436]

Yes it is.

[@choesetrivel617]

"Get back on the train" *MEGA BUG MURDER* *KID MURDER* *SPACE TRAIN* *END*

[@GlitchMasterFaZe]

END

[@miguelm1846]

Spiders aren't bugs, you idiot

[@gracjanszmyt1442]

HE SHOT A KID?!

[@henryconner3002]

The best ending in video game history

[@hatkid4117]

@@miguelm1846 it's a joke chill

[@Angel_Investor_Music]

The graphics look like they were made on MS Paint. How appropriate, considering you need a paint bucket to make the console work.

[@Proton23757]

I had the exact same thought

[@azalea_k]

Probably Deluxe Paint on the Amiga

[@dmathias9883]

Real life paint bucket tool

[@Jester_Jean]

Wouldn't be surprised if they were I.M. Meen was done in paint

[@JMDAmigaMusic]

Was Deluxe Paint. 3. Not even 4. This mean no lighttable and a LOT of move command frenzy. Badly used too.

[@arrionarchie2120]

I lost my shit when the bartender slid the drink and not shanes stares into space as the drink hits the floor

[@realhuman5688]

**Shoots you into space**

[@dodo-bot]

*shoots to void* my name's not Shane kid *Goes into space*

[@Fedekpc]

Void shoots kid into Shane.

[@dr.ferret5802]

🗯 my names not Shane kid!

[@christianmccauley7340]

Gimme a drink baaaar tender...

[@chickenbites8877]

The sad part about CD32 is the AGA chipset is actually super powerful and had the potential for so much more.

[@pressurelamps]

I seem to recall that most Amiga AGA games were outclassed by console games on the Genesis and SNES. The benefit of the Amiga was you could do computer stuff on it, like BBS, which is why this abomination should never have been made.

[@Dr.W.Krueger]

machines like A2000/A3000/A4000 were great for "serious" work...2D/3D graphics, video (via the Video Toaster), music making, etc. games...not so much

[@markboyle9941]

​@@Dr.W.Krueger They would do anything the smaller Amigas could do, including games. The A1500/A2000 were OCS Amigas like the A500. The A3000 had some game compatibility issues with the early ST port games, it was an ECS machine, the same chipset as the A500+ and the A600, and the A4000 was AGA, like the A1200. All the big box Amigas were, were their domestic counterparts in bigger cases, with onboard power supplies, hard disks as default (A3000/A4000) and expansion slots for RTG and other cards. They would game just as well as the domestic machines could.

[@Dr.W.Krueger]

@@markboyle9941 Interesting. Still, I never let any games near my Amigas back in the day. Simply too expensive to play on it.

[@ofearghailthefearless6481]

Just how powerful we talking? Powerful enough to run DOOM?

[@theultimatetempest1918]

"My name's Nutshane, kid!" --Nutshane

[@acat1473]

More like, Nutshack

[@user-xi3mi8is7o]

His name is Kid Nutshane

[@ahmedelbna6085]

@@acat1473 it's the nutshack!

[@張稚鑫-j1o]

why sound like "nutshell"....geez!!

[@LassIsolet]

Nattshain Keid

[@DHJaimz]

My dad is actually the guy who came up with the idea for the game "Charlie Watts"

[@thejman5683]

Wait are you serious

[@kikizandov5833]

@@thejman5683 dude he is joking Charlie Watts is a guy not a game are you making a dumb joke or are you serious

[@thejman5683]

Jaimz did he make this as a joke or not?

[@DHJaimz]

TheJman5683 no this was meant to be an actual good western game but as you can see it turned out awful

[@pepijn23]

Proof it!

[@ultimarx7772]

This game feels like a newgrounds game from the 2000s

[@ofearghailthefearless6481]

Ultimarx7 7 more like its from the 90’s

[@monolith253]

Comparing it to Newgrounds is an insult to flash games everywhere

[@seanmadson8524]

@@monolith253 You clearly haven't seen the bottom of the flash game barrel, this would fit right in with early newgrounds games

[@Analoggercares]

@@seanmadson8524 damn straight, I remember playing flash games that looked like floppy disc screensavers

[@ikagura]

There are plenty of a actually good Flash games

[@tilasole3252]

7:36 the sliding the drink across the bar scene is hilarious to me. The way your character just blinks at you is comical.

[@aidanbarrett8695]

"Caramba! That really hurt! Oh, I am gonna fall over now, so byyyeee!"

[@elduritoval5843]

Top 10 videogames quotes

[@josephevigas6379]

I die laughing Everytime I watch this episode

[@rzerizrz]

i love the MS paint graphics XD

[@caleblake4405]

Top 10 Poorly Acted Video Game Deaths

[@josephevigas6379]

@@caleblake4405 definitely a candidate for top 10 worst acted death

[@lando8913]

"Got the time old man?" *Looks at watch* "... ... ... ... No." Hahaha, that game looks hilarious actually. I can't tell if that was intentional or not, seriously.

[@fubrokonway8529]

Yes,that was intentional

[@raccoon8962]

You mean: "Do you have the right time, old m--?"

[@alpyki2588]

That scene is a parody of the end of A Few Dollars More. Its nice that's funny in and out of context.

[@Goldenleyend]

Literally has nothing to do with the game, thats why its there

[@KC9UDX]

The whole game is a bunch of parodies. It all makes sense if you get the references.

[@user-rx2ur5el9p]

Todd Howard: "We won't let you kill child NPCs in Fallout or Skyrim! That's cruel!" This Random-Ass Game: "My name's not Shane, kid."

[@officialtoddhoward69]

Fine, fine, Skyrim 4 will have killable children! Now buy more Atoms >:(

[@ahmedelbna6085]

Nice

[@josephwalker1853]

Entertainment for all ages.

[@matthewjones39]

Entertainment of all ages

[@NickJR528]

House of the dead 2 lets you shoot a kid

[@adriananimates7448]

“Do you have the right time old m-“ **intense dramatic music** *“no..”*

[@dariusdanze8159]

What an elaborate way to write off the purchase of a flamethrower as a business expense. Brilliant!!!

[@auggiecunningham]

Not a flamethrower

[@auggiecunningham]

@Deenie Beenie not a flamethrower

[@auggiecunningham]

@Deenie Beenie boomer

[@auggiecunningham]

@Deenie Beenie libtard

[@manversussteam9456]

@@auggiecunningham Basically a flamethrower.

[@callumsparrow4379]

It’s basically Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties but in the Wild West.” Cowboys Don’t Wear Ascots

[@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643]

Fred Jones: *triggered*

[@Karmy.]

Yes

[@anonymouscontributor1520]

Or Shanes Don’t Shoot Kids

[@Isaacfess]

ＴＲＩＧＧＥＲＥＤ

[@ajpgraphics]

"Oohhh no. What a time to discover I have a hygiene problem."

[@Dcfan200]

_"Oh no...this waistcoat is ruined!"_

[@reapervegas]

"Aye carumba. That really hurt. I'm gonna fall over now, so byeeee..."

[@marschapel39]

“My names not Shane ya kid”

[@halfhawk718]

"Dang! That's torn it! Eurgh!"

[@roilen8131]

More like O o o h n o. W h a t a t i m e t a d i s c o v e r I h a v e a h y g e i n e p r o b l e m.

[@Saver310]

3:54 I love how the puke makes a white noise.

[@CpnGame]

Remember, even the Nerd puts out his fires before he leaves. Only you can prevent forest fires.

[@guyveromega27]

Blacksmith: "This is a .44 magnum the most powerful handgun in the world. It can blow your head (CLEAN) off... Clean = No blood.

[@andrewarmstrong3556]

I'm pretty sure that was the reference they were going for.

[@xxxGreyFoxNinja11xxx]

The Cigarette guy: "You gotta ask yourself one question... 'Do I feel lucky?'... Well!? Do ya... punk?"

[@ekathe85]

It's hilarious that the nerd quoted the line almost verbatim without realizing what the reference was

[@baigandinel7956]

Maybe he should have spouted water.

[@TheF0xskibidbopmmdada]

"Oh boy, what a time to find out I have a hygeine problem"

[@13thvarebel16]

Best line of all

[@zerocool21]

-Nutshane

[@turboshazed7370]

🤢

[@TheRealRodent]

12:18 Rock Paper Scissors joke had me literally I'm stitches, I'm crying.

[@bgoldbricks]

I’m surprised he actually destroyed it, it goes for like $1000 on eBay.

[@miloshroom1]

Not the 2nd time

[@starkillerdude1914]

Lol the money he makes he could buy 10 of them

[@mateussilva635]

I'm guessing he had a broken one and destroyed it instead.

[@aliceeliot6389]

I hate it when he destroys stuff, broken or not.

[@Dinguskhan5003]

The one he destroyed looked like cardboard

[@maleehahassan8282]

This game should be used for YTPs

[@cyrilkubat4332]

Some YTP's based on The Town with No Name were already made.

[@andrewguerra9343]

maleeha hassan how about this for a YTP: Shane has no name

[@ivarandamy1499]

It kinda looks like zelda and hotel mario. So yea. Could be used fpr YTP

[@simplextree9st981]

it should

[@Green-Raccoon777]

Here's an idea: "The Town with No Game."

[@andreim.g.9299]

"It blows my head clean off!" Well, in Clint Eastwood's defense, he did say that was what his gun would do.

[@sladeswanson1013]

i hate that i had to read your comment to finally get the reference.

[@Nyerguds]

Game's apparently nothing but obscure references. It really is an intentionally bad game, it just disguises it too well.

[@plague_doctor0237]

@@Nyerguds and probably some inside jokes between friends too if the line "my name is not Shane" and the spinning train in space aren't obscure references to some movies

[@Nyerguds]

@@plague_doctor0237 No, the Shane thing was apparently indeed some kind of reference.

[@plague_doctor0237]

@@Nyerguds oh, where is it from?

[@hufflepuffleshuffle]

No matter how many times I hear that guy say “I’m gonna fall over now, so byyyyeeee!” it makes me laugh. 🤣🤣

[@justisolated5621]

10:53

[@anonymousguy1188]

And I thought red dead redemption 2 was realistic and bloody

[@rickyrosay33977]

This makes red dead redemption 2 look like a Sesame Street episode and it even puts the Saw movies to shame

[@JimboJammy]

Rockstar have actually already admitted that the inspiration for Red dead series came from this game.

[@rickyrosay33977]

Who would've known that a game this horrible would inspire one of the best franchises rockstar has created

[@JimboJammy]

@@pferreira1983 not sure if serious.

[@JimboJammy]

@@pferreira1983 you don't have much social interaction beyond the Internet, do you?

[@TheEelOG]

Now I know where rockstar got the idea for red dead redemption from...

[@FelixElMaestri]

Not even kidding: I can't call a "bad game" to a game that made me laugh so much, is hilarious. I just can't call it bad :)

[@fribigy47]

[:

[@mrpersoonman]

like bee movie or shark tale, I guess

[@skrumpo]

its basically the room of video games

[@DefgirRZawa]

You can. What you describe is called "Guilty Pleasure"^^ You know it is bad but you still enjoy it. And it is ok^^

[@ceptemzorpus]

@@mrpersoonman nah bee movie was just bad

[@s0m3rand0mb01]

RIP Charlie Watts, one of the finest creations you made throughout your life

[@CharlieWattsUoP]

Wrong Charlie Watts - I’m still here!

[@thedubstepdoge]

RIP

[@bruvafusion2943]

@@CharlieWattsUoP question. Who’s The Jester?

[@MarshallYTGaming]

Wait a second... Billy Bob... *Flashback to 2009* Action 52: Billy Bob...

[@Romulan64]

HOW DARE YOU. 🤣

[@JaggedBird]

Sweetness Jonesy it was a warning...

[@EdwardNavu]

Billy Bob can F himself. He can hit the air so hard he could die from it, not the outlaw I could imagine to be the Archenemy of Evil Eb.

[@Novamatter]

6:15 I must go now, my planet needs me. "Not-shane then died on his way to his home planet."

[@roybhame2824]

When is he getting to the fireworks factory!!??

[@filletofish2200]

Shouldn't it be the priest from the church scene saying that

[@theomen6134]

You uh....ya gotta beautiful home here.

[@Shadycicada]

That bucket was a beautiful callback

[@Stand_By_For_Mind_Control]

*CD32 addon

[@Saint9101]

Hey surprised to see you here. Love you guitar work!

[@googaagoogaa12345678]

its also my wife according to the auto captions

[@paradoxmailbox]

SHAYD CCIACAIA

[@Lucasfan375]

"Carumba! I'm really hurt! Oh, I'm gonna fall over now so bye!" XD 10:50. That one always got me!

[@HollywoodLego]

God, i lost it when he put the bucket back on the system after he burned it. 😅

[@MetalGateDragon]

I know!!!!!!! I laughed my ass off when he put the bucket.

[@werewolf873]

@@johneygd well, now they're even more rare

[@MegaMrJIN]

Hadouken hadouken hadouken hadouken , fiddle fiddle fiddle fiddle , fuck fuck fuck fuck!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Bandrik]

Haha, same! Great ending!

[@brutusjudas5842]

Same!

[@BlueTelevisionGames]

This game is hilarious.

[@Manmanbatman]

I didn't think I would find you here

[@skullworldgaming2744]

My names not shane kid

[@101Volts]

"Well I don't say that interanera closing tie"

[@DashyShine]

it's a master piece

[@chrimakesthings]

"Do you have the time,old man?" *ear splitting organ plays* "no"

[@Batben90]

15:22 You just destroyed a very valuable product... .... That Paint can would've been for good use.

[@RustyMuck]

Right??? Think about all the other crappy game consoles it could have stabilized...

[@gengarzilla1685]

Lolno, that thing can burn. 🔥

[@sunnieinms30]

Come on the paint can dod not be used with the shit

[@sonoda944]

Imagine how much thinner we could bathe

[@LJW1912]

Nah but the CD32 is actually a decent console

[@motipusha]

James really got one of Elon Musk’s “Not a Flamethrower” flamethrowers for a Nerd video. Tremendous

[@ballin9439]

This game is a shitpost. No question

[@rustyshackleford6650]

Who are you quoting?

[@alp9173]

Crack Life?

[@lowen__]

Jerry Rochester i realized that as soon as the "you got the right time old timer?" scene happened.

[@1mmarker]

Rusty Shackleford 2:10

[@nathanclark2424]

If it is a shitpost, then dear god it's one of the best games ever made.

[@ChicoDiamante]

“My name’s not Shane, kid”. Iconic.

[@reillymcwriting]

My names not shame and I ain’t lame, kid.

[@susanaalmeida593]

Takeshi's Challenge. That is all. He needs to do an episode on it. Maybe as the 170 episode milestone or something.

[@vilesparza438]

5:38 RIP Charlie Watts

[@AlexorPwnsAll]

Kid: Come back Shane! **Shots kid** Not-Shane: My name's not Shane kid **Train engages Warp Drive** The End... Definitive best ending to any game

[@Morboeatspeople]

I wanted that creepy kid dead through the whole movie. Scrappy-Doo-ish bastard lol

[@Drerhu]

It´s a piece of art, I need to purchase the MS Dos version xD

[@JackKenison5000]

Best ending ever!

[@danielfrancis7798]

You should see the Easter eggs and credits from the long play on youtube. Pretty dank.

[@masuku81]

Shoots*

[@LordTchernobog]

A game called The Town with no Name comes with the Instruction Manual With No Texts... brilliant

[@qwwerty77uioop11]

10:06 That horse reminds me of the brain damaged horse from Family Guy.

[@maligibros3023]

Me of the horse costume in adventure time

[@Sandux930]

That horse is wacked out with poo brain

[@eadghe]

Rather reminds me of South Park.

[@LocalBurnoutFolkHero]

Has whacked out poo brain*

[@Torchpirate99]

Peter the horse is here.

[@michaelwoollard2006]

5:25 my favorite part for some reason

[@sajotoca3603]

Remember, real men don't need instructions

[@michaelwoollard2006]

@@sajotoca3603 I like how he said the town with no name more like the instructions with no words

[@betymaestro]

That "For a few dollars more" cutscene was so out of nowhere

[@jogzyg2036]

No

[@g4m3st3p6]

E

[@blackphoenix77]

Comes to town. "NOPE." Gets back on the train and leaves. THE END.

[@Solinarius]

I snorted

[@BlackSkul1Bois]

Where does the guy go?

[@yuyu-ss8xz]

Red Dead Redemption 2 is looking good.

[@kyb7795]

You're in the wrong place

[@mattd3826]

Hi, this is not red dead redemption 2. Thanks

[@irridesu]

r/wooosh

[@conversationtosaurusrex]

Haa haa I get it, because they both take place in the wild west. Wow you are so smart, I would of nether thought of that comparison. (Sarcasm)

[@Xylluk]

Red Dead Redemption 2: Lumbago Edition

[@pegetto51]

R.I.P. Charlie Watts Grande mestre da bateria.

[@ImRusheed]

Kid: *gets Guy's name wrong* Guy: "So you have chosen... death"

[@dextynlabelle9326]

djshksajllajkalfjkojikigidoq mlsok mshgfg

[@fk0692]

his name's not shane

[@nikto7297]

His name was "nutshane keed"

[@legrandgougoulilumine6940]

Saruman reference ?

[@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep]

The Home Improvement game manual is actually hilarious. It's exactly the kind of stupid "manly" hubris that fits right in with Tim from the TV series.

[@kakazi2170]

Real men don't need Instructions

[@peterdaviesracing]

@Second Sight That kinda happened when Lego advertised it's new crane as only for boys I believe. The backlash caused them to take the advert down.

[@ComicGladiator]

@@peterdaviesracing Makes sense, everyone knows how much little girls love...cranes?

[@LadyCoyKoi]

Actually today both girls and boys prefer video games, especially Minecraft and Roblox... if one can call those games. :X No one likes cranes anymore and Legos was an 1980s early 1990s thing.

[@RustyMuck]

How do you explain Tim Allen?

[@magentapurpleyap5566]

*Kills child* "My name's not Shen, kid." -Whoever you are, whenever it happened.

[@kittensgotclaws1974]

Shen?

[@Dcfan200]

He's not Shane, Billy Bob, or Shen...if he isn't any of them, who is he?!

[@universalshark9074]

Drifter.

[@omikronweapon]

the real tragedy here is, Sháne is supposed to be one of the best movies ever. Often appearing on "top 100 best movies ever" lists. 97% rating on rotten tomatoes. And most comments just lol at the randomness of the joke, not even getting the character's name right...

[@Sandux930]

...its shenmue

[@thedumbfacefochreeho7185]

14:31 Experiment : Flamethrower vs CD32 (BONUS)

[@mangothemike]

“You have the right time old m-“ *20 entire seconds later* “No.”

[@canalfechadodobacalhau]

a masterpiece

[@WillieManga]

"Do you have the right time old man?" (Overly Tense Music Plays) "No." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That was actually pretty funny.

[@K-Rocket]

Nerd's face when that Note hit for 3 seconds. That was also the WEIRDEST "No." I've ever heard.

[@AlexHidanBR]

That's the joke

[@jayblade4224]

Lmfao

[@elch2895]

funny laughed

[@miho022883]

A reference to one of the greatest Spaghetti Westerns ever made

[@Jspotstudieos]

James Rolfe has outlasted most to all of the most successful KZbinrs in the passed decade. remember Smosh? Smosh games and rwj. pewds. they all changed. yet James's content does change its always the same. a welcomed change. I hope he blows up and makes movies. the box office could use the help lol.

[@PearangeProductions]

He DID make a movie, and he also made two games that are on Steam! Fun Fact: The AVGN Movie is also purchasable on Steam...don’t know why, but it is.

[@baalfgames5318]

What do you mean he never changes? That's how we stay is relevant is because he keeps trying new things. That's how he stays fresh.

[@autismobinch135]

jay dean James is the center of the universe

[@Jarnor23]

AeroSomething yeah, right. And Grizzly Adams had a beard...

[@TheRaistlin16]

@@Jarnor23 Grizzly Adams did have a beard

[@oscarmorillo1970]

“Another ear-splitting hit from the jester “

[@letsgetfunky7230]

I’m returning Red Dead Redemption 2 and getting this gem

[@FrancoAvila1ER]

Ahhhahha!

[@FrancoAvila1ER]

Seriously man I'm driving down with you Lmao!

[@zer0f0x69]

that was a sarcastic joke right?..

[@darkhorsed]

@@zer0f0x69 of course duh

[@ShadowBlazer3000]

"for Fred Fuchs sake!" that's brilliant!

[@katiopeia8254]

10:50 *Caramba, that really hurt. I'vegottafallovernowsobyeeee...*

[@Sushiyama92]

Thanks!!! I needed this comment!

[@DukeofHell]

Hilarious!

[@mateusvitor71]

*Zippy Zeke,* *On the other hand is a bastard and a half.*

[@dimitripia5156]

*Oh dear! That wasn’t supposed to happen!* That’s another good one from the game

[@squallsrapture]

This is the greatest fucking game of all time.

[@kalypsokeith1851]

R.I.P. Charlie. You will be forever missed.

[@HCN-002OldChannel]

Unnamed protagonist: **kills a spider with more blood than the amount that a surgeon has to see, kills child, tells the dead child his name isn’t Shane, and rides a train into hyper-space** _JUST A NORMAL DAY IN “NO NAME TOWN”_

[@unnamed715]

Poor Amiga CD32...but at least it got to take the paint can in the afterlife. Now it can be played in hell.

[@jgcooper]

Poor Satan.

[@seannotshawn3521]

The nerd just burned a 600.00 collector's system.

[@SomeOrangeCat]

@@seannotshawn3521 If it was his, who cares?

[@VivaLaBunga]

@@seannotshawn3521 the paint can?

[@unnamed715]

@@seannotshawn3521 It's not much of a collector's item if a paint can is needed to be placed atop of it to get it working. Or is out of its original packaging.

[@LunarPictures]

I don't think there is a single show on Earth that has continued to deliver consistent quality for over a decade. Thanks AVGN. For never sucking balls.

[@crazydud3380]

I assume you are referring to KZbin shows specifically? In which case, I think you're right.

[@elletSetteSellaDomoU]

THANK YOU FOR ALWAYS LICKING ASS.

[@ky-gp4sz]

Spongebob!

[@flashmozzg]

Venture Bros.

[@Dontrel3030]

Thanks for living like a windrammer as you fuck James!

[@Elfcheg]

14:00 If you watch closely you'll see that Nerd is not actually shooting because ther trigger on the bazooka is on top.

[@prepperpov5852]

“It’s basically Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties, but in the Wild West”. So... the best game ever

[@Karmy.]

Pretty much

[@PancakemonsterFO4]

Armed ASMR cowboys don’t wear tangas

[@Gustobel]

Oh my god I forgot

[@jackmcslay]

13:24 Wait Billy Bob? No wonder he isn't there, Billy Bob is in action 52!!

[@gravitykat714]

Jack Mcslay LMAO I love how this fan base manages to make jokes from older videos it’s hilarious

[@thegreat1009]

No he's not Billy Bob tanley

[@lillbrorsan]

I believe Billy Bob is in Postal 2 :D

[@tracexl]

Yeah, he's trapped in the 4th level of Cheetahmen.

[@eugenespeed]

He's on holiday in Manchester

[@PupBruh]

You have the time old man? Dooo doo do do do dooooooo *no*

[@hhs_leviathan]

*yes*

[@gabrielloko30000]

The complete version of this cutscene...Is more Earrapey

[@theLoveRocketjr]

: )

[@willcampbell8997]

The guy with the watch resembles Lee Van Cleef, drawn badly.

[@darenwu8266]

@@willcampbell8997 that's definitely a bad rip-off of For A Few Dollars More

[@Tombola1993]

I’ve been through the desert to the town with no name, It felt worse than torrential rain. In the desert, you find the town with no name, cuz there ain’t no one but the Jester to blame.

[@Teabone3]

This game puts Red Dead Redemption 2 to shame

[@jimbojonez376]

@cognition666 His name is not Shane, kid.

[@azizabdul8914]

*train swooces into the outer space

[@jimbojonez376]

@@azizabdul8914... to find another race

[@azizabdul8914]

THE END

[@MasterJim2020]

It’s like almost a knock off of Red Dead Redemption 2 with Microsoft Paint Graphics. 😂😂😂

[@thekingofthefat6424]

9:59 I have to go my planet needs me *note the priest died on his way to his home planet.

[@khemically6124]

He hit his head on the ceiling

[@blingproductions4560]

Simpsons reference

[@sosasees]

When you order Red Dead Redemption 2 at Alibaba.

[@maximo8k890]

Or at wish

[@rzeka]

Is this a haiku?

[@sosasees]

@@rzeka I have no clue what a Haiku is. When I looked it up, I got even more confused.

[@rzeka]

@@sosasees Well somehow you wrote one, almost.

[@skeletonentertainment4201]

@@rzeka i too didn't know what Haiku meant and thought you were referring to the volleyball anime

[@icekall35]

I'd love to see AVGN come back to this video and remove "The" from the title of the video every now and then

[@Darthquackius]

A lot of people want that for the Bearenstain Beats episode. Just at random every few years swap it to Stein for like a week

[@Sirenhound]

So a kid gets his name wrong and gets shot, Evil Ed gets his name wrong and they go have a drink?

[@me8751]

The kid wasn't old enough to drink.

[@river_acheron]

@@me8751 I don't think there were age limits like that in the 1800's. Anyone could grab a drink in a saloon. :P

[@plasticrice3438]

You step on an insect, shoot a kid, then ride a train into the infinite void? Tell me that doesn't sound like one of the best endings to a game of all time..on paper.

[@AshuraMage]

On toilet paper

[@theunderlyinghaterlol7]

@@AshuraMage Toilet paper, that wa- oh you get the point.

[@Bleilo]

Best Red Dead Redemption 2 Video i saw in a while.

[@ToiletPlugger]

BEANS!

[@vikeightEsix]

bleilo, mein bester! ¶:D

[@tbk2010]

genau!

[@Willieandrewguevarra]

I’m guessing this was the grand daddy of all Red Dead Redemption games. Lol

[@Takeshi357]

So I learned this a while back: the reason they put the warning to not play the CDs in a CD player, even though it doesn't really seem to do anything at all, is because CD players made after CD-ROMs started to become a thing have some kind of a modified DAC or something that makes them discard data tracks so they _can't_ damage your audio equipment. CD players made _before_ that (which would mean they have to be really old) don't have that protection in place.

[@tyschuc2647]

Me: mom can we get Red Dead Redemption 2 Mom: we have Red Dead Redemption 2 at home Red Dead Redemption at home:

[@davidwhite6257]

not this but still funny

[@jays.6843]

At least this game doesn't require a fifteen minute commute to play it.

[@demonjmh]

Or you ask for red dead redemption 2 for Christmas and she buys you this knockoff version from dollar general

[@kris_1491]

Lmao

[@CannabisUseOnly]

this is hilarious lol

[@Amikas117]

After Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, Crazy Bus,and Hong Kong 97, I thought I'd seen it all.

[@elperroreggae]

Every time he posts an avgn suddenly a smile comes to my face

[@genevalong8383]

Always