The Troubled Life of Daniel Kelley (Live Clip)

[@moonlightwarriorgaming743]

Him shoving a Q Tip up his nose while staring deadeyed into the camera is as disturbing as Chris Chan shaving his goatee without a shaving cream while also staring deadeyed into the camera to spite Liquid Chris.

[@theonlybilge]

Was Chris using a shity cartridge razor? If he was, shaving soap wouldn't change much.

[@youre75waterandimthirsty76]

Btw good that you mention Chris Chan! Chris Chan is freshly bailed out as of right now

[@moonlightwarriorgaming743]

@@youre75waterandimthirsty76 Yeah, truly a proud day for us all.

[@LunaTulpa]

@@youre75waterandimthirsty76 he wasn't bailed, that was an error on VINE, was just court ordered to be released

[@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225]

That is the face of someone who has forfeited their humanity. _He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man._

[@Corthmic]

Nothing's made me laugh harder recently than Deadwing just getting so angry at the ear shattering music that he actually dropped an "I'm glad you're dead."

[@elemperadordemexico]

Whou wouldn't

[@westernsavage2313]

I took one look at his chris chan face, and said that right away.

[@jakel5801]

I’ve come to the realization that it’s all Chris Chan

[@MissInformer]

Im uh... For anyone wondering WHY he keeps warning you not to do what that guy did in the beginning; mixing baking soda and hydrogen peroxide will literally create a hot grease as a result of a chemical reaction. This isn't a joke. Him spitting out hydrogen peroxide just before swallowing that glass of water mixed with baking soda is enough to kickstart an exothermic reaction, meaning it would literally flash burn the inside of your throat depending on how much of each chemical exists in your throat. Forget not having a sense of smell, imagine having a hole in your throat.

[@marxjester9802]

My guy straight up used his own body as a chemistry set. No wonder he died. Darwin Award winner right here.

[@chemistryofquestionablequa6252]

That's not true at all, besides, otc peroxide is generally 3% which isn't going to hurt you. If it was 30% I'd be concerned.

[@Sp0on777]

​@@chemistryofquestionablequa6252 Screen names check out

[@TnT_F0X]

Baking soda and peroxide are both used together in natural toothpaste. Then again you're not supposed to swallow natural toothpaste... or mix it in your mouth.

[@MissInformer]

@@TnT_F0X what's funny about that is: You're referring to CALCIUM peroxide. A completely different type of peroxide that does not interact with baking soda. HYDROGEN peroxide and baking soda are not used TOGETHER in any toothpaste. They may be an inactive ingredient independently in any given toothpaste, as you're correct that both independently can whiten teeth. But as mentioned, their exothermic reaction when combined would make a hot sludge that no longer does what the chemicals it's made of used to do. By the time it cools off it's mostly safe (as safe as handling the previous peroxide solution). It's while it's active that it's dangerous because of the AMOUNT of heat it can produce, which as stated in the beginning is dependant on how much of either chemical actually mixes. But not explaining the risks based off "maybe he diluted it", or "maybe there wasn't enough there to react" is asinine to me because there is still a chance someone will see it and try it. And THAT to me is the bigger issue to deal with. This guy wrote his ticket and enjoyed his full ride to the end. I might be the person who stopped someone else from doing the same.

[@luxxers]

The Jet Set Radio OST makes that first video watchable despite the disturbing content in it.

[@Cinnie.Stories]

It's this weird mix of nostalgia and horror

[@luxxers]

@@Cinnie.Stories Surrealist nostalgia

[@flarestorm9417]

1:39 "This is most disturbing".

[@middleofnowhere1313]

Clearly this man is unaware that the human body has an immune system.

[@SakuraAsranArt]

He probably still believes in the four humors and the health benefits of leeches and blood letting.

[@b.collins2656]

we could've avoided all this if someone just gave him a copy of cells at work

[@SecuR0M]

Me when people complain about not wearing a COVID mask.

[@shilohgentilly9495]

He forgot that tax stamps exist too, but I'm an American. What do I know about owning a gun?

[@bigbeefscorcho]

He would barely have one after he obliterated his with all the peroxide and antibacterial soaps lol

[@blizzardregulus]

The thing that gets me about these sovereign citizen people is that they never just don't talk to the police (which is what SANE anti-statists do). They WANT to talk to cops, all the time. They want to lay the verbal smackdown on cops and tell them what's what. Just don't talk to cops. Safest way to avoid an arrest. Cops are trained to jaw with you and get you talking so you'll admit to something you can be arrested for.

[@voidishprattles4319]

Yeah plus cops aren't exactly known for having the calmest tempers... Poke a few too many buttons and you're likely to be in serious danger, just really not worth it at all.

[@stephanniemorin]

And from what I've seen, they'll always ALWAYS go by some weird name or refuse to respond to their legal name and get arrested for petty offenses like trespassing charges and stuff.

[@NBDYSPCL]

If Chris Chan had a fetish for guns and liberty instead of anime and a girlfriend

[@kylecrofts1639]

I'm genuinely disturbed by this, especially since he's dead.

[@Kinnakeeter]

My mom always told me that people were crazy and I believe her. Especially in the last few years

[@SilvarusLupus]

Best part is swine flu was way more dangerous for children than adults.

[@hansjuker8296]

Actually it was a bullshit hoax for everyone

[@Raccoon12008]

How could that possibly be a good thing

[@SilvarusLupus]

@@Raccoon12008 The dude was a grown man taking extreme measures to avoid a disease that was unlikely to effect him. I had swine flu, it sucked ass but my mom never caught it and most other adults didn't either.

[@Raccoon12008]

@@SilvarusLupus lol true but you said that it's the best case scenario to effect kids instead of adults ? Or did I just misread it or something

[@sahaquiel4640]

@@Raccoon12008 Naw, you misread lmao

[@lUseMyBlade]

Thank God Deadwing Is back I been binging all his shit.

[@B0nezee]

Sorry for the buggy comment, but would you happen to know what video has the first time Masaokis cooking in it, I saw the 2nd one and thought it was amazing.

[@lUseMyBlade]

@@B0nezee Nope bro sorry I mostly been laughing at pamper chu and chris chan lmao.

[@Smooburticus]

Damn, the court/judge and even the cops were so patient with him... I can't imagine the stories these people got to tell their families 😬

[@motherfreya2840]

I love how Dad starts his streams. We're not talking about murderers today.

[@Tayl0r_]

“We’re gonna be looking at a guy though, who *is* dead” Jesus clawfather😂

[@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225]

Technically, the subject of this stream was a murderer, though the only person he ever killed was himself.

[@thegreatazal5021]

My Grandfather once brushed his teeth with Hydrogen Peroxide because he got into a bunch of health crazes after getting sober he had to go to the hospital and take medication for months after because he damaged his esophagus and nuked all the beneficial bacteria in his system.

[@carryoncarrion4525]

In elementary school, like 8years old max, a baby tooth fell out mid-class, sent to nurse, she MADE me gargle peroxide but stressed I shouldn't swallow ANY of it...even then I knew that couldn't be right if she was that sketched out about it, but was so young and didn't know any better, so glad nothing drastic happened. Sorry about your grandpa though, that sounds awful!

[@sirnoto5753]

"Do not ever do this, chat" Im 99% sure the peroxide and antibacterial soap bath isn't going to harm you unless you bath in majority peroxide/soap. Still I wouldn't recommend doing so for the waste of money alone

[@Wavedashnoir]

Pretty sure the fumes emitting alone is dangerous

[@SallinKari]

@@Wavedashnoir Not sure it 'dangerous' but peroxide specifically is an irritant in high enough doses, either to the skin, or well, if you inhale the fumes. So probably won't kill you or anything but you might get some serious irritation if you're not careful.

[@Wavedashnoir]

@@SallinKari oh yea we agree

[@sirnoto5753]

@SallinKari yeah it looked to me like the concentration of peroxide to water and soap was so low I don't really think it would do too much. Shoving it on a cotton swab up your nose tho yeah I wanna bet that probably burns just a little bit

[@zeraora2607]

​@@sirnoto5753 A LITTLE BIT? Bro you got me rolling on the floor. You can feel your mucus glands just shrivel up and dry out. It's absolute hell. One of my colleagues instead os saline solution snorted peroxide to clean his nose. A hospital trip later, he has steered clear from peroxide for good. He even sits away from the cupboard with the first aid kit in.

[@thekidfromiowa]

"Daniel V. Kelley - of Woburn, April 4th, died unexpectedly in Niagara Falls, NY at the age of forty-three. Born in Woburn, Dan was the beloved son of John F. and Marsha J. (Chamberlain) Kelley of Woburn. He was a 1993 graduate of Woburn High School, where he played soccer and participated in school plays. He also was a member of the Civil Air Patrol in Wakefield, which first introduced him to the military. After graduation, Dan enlisted in the US Navy, first being stationed in Jacksonville, Florida, where he served proudly for four years. After separating from the Navy, Daniel took classes in computer science, where he received the skills to work as a computer tech. Dan was a free spirit, with a love for nature, all animals and people. He was a generous soul who would help any person or animal in need, especially by giving them something to eat. He also loved spending time hiking with his dogs, Sweet Pea and Rosie."

[@Jahsizzl9]

When he say “fuck off heartedly” he sounds like a Justin Roiland imitation. Nice that deadwing caught this as well😂😂

[@undeniablyatrocious7258]

I thought he kinda sounded like Michael rappaport at times too

[@oneclout6643]

Hot DAMN, that cop's jawline is so sharp it shaves itself! I've seen fresh razor blades duller than that.

[@hankdedalus]

Ah Classic unhinged crazy people feels good to go back to this type of stuff rather then the more deep level of crazy.

[@swagboy5674]

Who's the most deranged person you've seen online? This comment makes me feel like this is the tip of the iceberg

[@SilveniumTheDrifter]

Commenting for the replies. Also curious about this.

[@burn_Burn_BURNNN]

​@@swagboy5674I think the zoosadist saga is a lot darker than this, you also got that guy who sent a dead girls mom pictures of his baby batter on photos of her daughter.

[@Justlarm]

“BE GONE, GAY BOWSER!” -Super Murderio Brothers Movie (2023)

[@hooty8703]

thank you so much deadwing for the nose prolapse image, thank you so much

[@DeadwingDork]

Glad it helped!

[@hooty8703]

@@DeadwingDork I felt my very soul escape itself

[@meepmoopiethe3rd]

Jesus fucking Christ. I'm at the gym and literally just fucking yelped when Dork played that song. Damn near scared the shit out of me. Fucking staff had to make sure I was ok and not injured. Nope. Just my eardrums.

[@interceptthis4141]

I bet the OG Covid tests were no problem for this dude right up in there

[@llcdrdndgrbd]

I dare say he liked them if he ever had one

[@josephshmoesinsky8610]

They feel like you're doing an 8 ball of coke, they suck.

[@roxasdeviluke317]

This guy's in the afterlife telling the other spirits that there is no afterlife and that's he's definetly not dead also love how it's okay for him to not tell people things when they ask but he hates its when it's done to him

[@joymckenziewendt4013]

The case was dropped. The people who accused him were criminals themselves. Then he decided to move out of Newport and moved to Niagara Falls and bought his own house, which was really nice. That’s when I noticed he started to get better after he left Newport.

[@JohnSmith-ox3gy]

What? So he was onto something? How can I look into this?

[@joymckenziewendt4013]

@@JohnSmith-ox3gy Some of his remedies were good and some of them were probably paranoid. He had his own channel named Daniel Vincent Kelley. He did some nutrition videos years ago.

[@TrueUnnamedHero]

And those cops were not there to be nice. I get that he was a little eccentric but he wasn’t doing anything wrong and was in genuine fear/caution for his life from those actual criminals that sent the cops to his house. Those cops were not being friendly especially the chad jaw guy. You can tell hes like a dog waiting for a chance to bite.

[@Vicky-Hugh-Martini]

After finding out that Chris Chan got bailed out yesterday, this video is needed. EDIT: Apparently, it was a court order release.

[@MrArgus11111]

The court changed the entry to read "released by court order". So.. great news! He wasn't bonded out! He was just... released! It's not clear if he's still even going to stand trial! What a time to be alive.

[@fodv93]

​@@MrArgus11111 so there's a chance of Chris getting prison time...

[@Vicky-Hugh-Martini]

​@@fodv93 Let's hope the judicial system does its thing correctly.

[@AgumonT1]

@Victor Martinez fancy seeing you hear

[@Carnyzzle]

@@MrArgus11111 It's no wonder why Chris thinks he can get away with everything when bullshit like this keeps happening lol

[@Countraccoonula]

The Cornelius Brothers & Sister Rose was a family soul singing group from Dania Beach, Florida, formed in 1971. I find it hard to believe they murdered anyone, not to mention we know nothing about where sister rose comes in to this mystery.

[@StinkySeaGoat]

31:27 dude the sounds and Volume genuinely almost sent me into fight or Flight

[@AbrasiousProductions]

Dork really said "I'm glad your dead" 😂😂😂 I love this guy

[@romperstomp]

I'm having a hard time getting over how hot that cop was

[@kritzkrieg14]

it doesn't help that he was chewing gum and looking at the camera all the time

[@poppymon007]

mans treating himself like hes the god damn macaroni pot that I put in my dishwasher when it comes to getting over swine flu

[@Aaron-mj9ie]

Thank you for providing a view on these crazies and lolcows, Deadwing. I really like your content.

[@golderzoa]

rest in peace Daniel Kelley the police will not miss you.

[@Kinnakeeter]

Neither will the people he's harassing

[@mr.shuckle6656]

Now he used way too much baking soda but a little bit in water will help with acid reflux

[@SilveniumTheDrifter]

This is what I use, too, for heartburn.

[@b.collins2656]

and it's good for soil and compost if the pH is too acidic.

[@lucamckenn5932]

Not even just stomach issues. It will help with general sicknesses. If its a fever, cough, etc, drink baking soda water.

[@shugafoo2847]

CHRIS CHAN GOT BAILED CLAW WE NEED YOU

[@carcinogeneticartillery7236]

the way DD read the description for the first cop vid made him sound like he could be up on stage at gotj

[@violetpuddins]

I cringed as he shoved that q tip deep in his nostril. Nearly burst into tears getting my Covid test and this dude just pops it up there with little effort.

[@__unwavering]

A real pink ceramic tile bathroom. Damn old school.

[@johndelye3402]

It finally hit me where I thought I heard the phrase the Murder Brothers before-there was a gang of aliens who talked like old timey western outlaws called the Murderuh Brothers in a Japanese show I watched as a kid. It was a show called Spectreman. I'm sure Ernest Cline is aware of that show as well,sigh...

[@paigel8136]

Glad I got to watch this stream!

[@monkeytimesmagazine3725]

killing all the cells inside of your scent glands in your noes and sinuses one nerve cell at a time

[@SimaoFan]

As you do

[@joymckenziewendt4013]

He actually died the last day of March in the morning. He disappeared off of Facebook for 5 days. I finally drove out to Niagara Falls where the police broke in and discovered him dead. He was actually recovering and becoming better in Niagara Falls. He died of a pulmonary embolism. Blood clot in his lung.

[@charmer3082]

My eczema is screaming at his "bath" routine

[@geminicattheinsomniac8408]

The jet set radio music in the background is nostalgic

[@HashbrownMashup]

Ayyo Dreadwing idk if you're gonna read this but I have a botched circumcision and you being open about your below-the-elbow situation has been really inspiring to me for the past years

[@JustAGuy216]

Sorry to hear that man. I hope you’re doing OK.

[@HashbrownMashup]

@@JustAGuy216 It colud be worse lol

[@CyberiaCafe]

That’s what you get for getting it cut

[@HashbrownMashup]

​@@CyberiaCafe My literally hour-old ass raises his eyebrow from 1997.

[@upyoursdotcom]

​​@@CyberiaCafelmfao it happens to babies brainlet

[@ToonCatTV]

i was not prepared for the first 2 minutes

[@chemist6851]

This is great to watch with jet set radio playing in the back 💀

[@brianbaswell5895]

Thank you Canada for those two Actors.

[@theonlybilge]

I would sneeze the cotton buds out almost immediately, the peroxide would probably cause me to sneeze even more.

[@pupskin123]

My heart is hurting watching this.....😮!!

[@evanwhitemusic]

R.I.P. (Rest in Peroxide) Daniel Kelley

[@AFarmerCalledChicken]

I was probably 14 when H1N1 hit and I was unlucky enough to catch it at a Girl Scout event.

[@patrickl.7055]

Thx for the Jet SEt Radio soundtrack! Awesome OST in general :)

[@rainynightz7573]

This is inspiring me to film my crazy neighbors.

[@amandak.hebert9649]

Technically, a sherif is not a cop. Maybe he was receiving an eviction notice or something? *not a cop in the same sense as one. They are considered peace officers though.

[@hicknopunk]

I am dying wanting to hear the story from the other party.

[@aldean_online]

search his name, there's a post on r/LetsNotMeet

[@Aaron-mj9ie]

This guy seems to have been steadily having schizophrenic episodes.

[@partyblook7699]

Ya think he put qtips in his nose before he died?

[@Nevernamed]

Probably jammed qtips right into his brain.

[@partyblook7699]

@@Nevernamed lobotomized by qtips lol

[@blexander]

Francis E. Dec and Doc Britton would be proud of how you read that description.

[@Jahsizzl9]

“ It’s like a woman with a blackdragon Jesus Christ “

[@AbrasiousProductions]

I'm not a woman but I wanna try one of those when I'm more experienced

[@ZECHARIAH.]

​@@AbrasiousProductions 🤨

[@AbrasiousProductions]

@@ZECHARIAH. I'm bi man, just the way it is

[@ZECHARIAH.]

@@AbrasiousProductions 👍

[@chasebh89]

the pokemon battle theme kicking in is fucking hilarious

[@ZazooEel57]

Baking soda is actually really good if you have stomach acidity problems and gastric reflux. Doesn't taste good, but it works!

[@omgods1]

Be careful to take in excess, otherwise you would have to call poison control

[@lucamckenn5932]

Also good for head and chest colds. The ph is off when you're sick. Baking soda water helps. Very little is even needed.

[@krissy20634]

Does he have an overexaggerated fear of germs?

[@sneedler8661]

Holy fuck my nostrils hurt like fuck after watching this man do it effortlessly, like he's some god.. if you ever have had a nostril covid swab, then you know the pain.

[@diobrando366]

Watching your videos always makes me realize there’s a lot of undiagnosed mental illness

[@Bl4ckD0g]

A Morty who made a failed transition into a Rick. Maybe this is how Goober Rick was made.

[@bonkers2614]

"I just want to be pure."

[@dancingbear2367]

Is this person who said he wanted to kidnapped his kid just to turn him into a sailor and he was wearing sailor gear and stuff

[@kritzkrieg14]

I was wondering the same thing!

[@saladmancer4802]

I remember catching swine flu when I was a youngun

[@AbrasiousProductions]

I did not expect a guy with your profile picture to say youngun, do you happen to be an elderly man who likes anime because that would be pretty cool

[@saladmancer4802]

@@AbrasiousProductions I'm in my early twenties, so I'm practically a fossil

[@AbrasiousProductions]

@@saladmancer4802 Dear lord I'm 19, seems I'm approaching geriatrichood myself, get not friend I have a classical dialect too and I like anime

[@saladmancer4802]

@@AbrasiousProductions weeb

[@AbrasiousProductions]

@@saladmancer4802 That's not very nice... I'm an otaku, not a weeb

[@岦刐筽]

8:28 he sounds like a mix of Saul Goodman and Mr. Fox from Adventure Time

[@Nevernamed]

No, no, this guy's a genius- you can't inhale airborne viral particulates if your airways are too clogged with scar tissue. Where's my peroxide!?

[@anautilus2004]

infamous outlaw garret cornelius, one half of the dastardly murder brothers

[@sadtown4619]

Swordswallowing the qtips into his nose made me want to poke my eyes out.

[@AbrasiousProductions]

Wouldn't it be hilarious if this guy was actually a distant relative of Chris?😂

[@elementallobsterx]

There cops would’ve been all over his shit if he was that hostile about a gun. “sir get on the ground”😂

[@robbieboydudeguy]

I’m sick right now but that fucking peroxide qtip made me momentarily happy to have strep as opposed to that.

[@redline1916]

How does this guy own a home is my question

[@Agostina999]

Jfc…..OF COURSE he was from Niagara Falls, the good ol’ Florida of Western New York.

[@gravelock]

Didn't watch the whole video but the title of it and him in a bubble bath gave me some creepy vibes 💀💀💀

[@Jakepearl13]

Had a very specific chiptune playing in my head for the entirety of 26:28 (eek!)

[@SoradaServalY2K]

His music made me yeet my headphones 💀💀

[@theicepickthatkilledtrotsk658]

The Conteact the fact Kelley is no longer around, Chris Chan is on the loose.

[@joymckenziewendt4013]

Daniel Vincent Kelley became a Christian, a believer in Jesus before he passed away suddenly of a pulmonary embolism. He and I would talk about God and Jesus all the time. I take comfort in knowing my friend is In heaven now with Jesus.

[@crocadillius6418]

27:22 that’s the least believable thing he’s said

[@vfxninja5503]

I'm just sad we don't have footage of the cops magdumping into his chest. He'd probably be screaming and insulting them all the way up until a .45 slug shattered his spinal column.

[@heroldofvortos178]

SUPER MURDER BROS. WHA-HOO!!

[@AbrasiousProductions]

why do lolcows always have the strangest last names? think about it, wilkins, chandler, werner, constantino and now kelley, what's next?! gilford?

[@AFarmerCalledChicken]

I knew a girl with the last name Kelley. She’s still pretty chill from what my mom has told me.

[@lucamckenn5932]

Not one mention of larson. Daniel larson is running for office. Respect your future president.

[@electricboogaloo6917]

Dude normal life nowadays is starting to feel like the begining of a really cool fallout game goofy npc's and all.

[@ibeamy]

Baking soda with water is actually an amazing antacid.

[@joymckenziewendt4013]

Garret came unannounced to my daughter’s apartment & walked in and she ordered him to leave right away. Made me so nervous. Garrets brother was way worse. And he was truly dangerous. Dan was never arrested. He was paranoid. He never hurt anyone. Garret & his brother knew Dan was paranoid and tortured him. They were so nasty.

[@TrueUnnamedHero]

Thats what it seemed like to me , thanks for clarifying. Didn’t seem like someone with a desire to harm anyone.

[@joymckenziewendt4013]

@@TrueUnnamedHero I’m glad you were able to see this. Thanks 😊

[@swagboy5674]

I need to stop eating when watching these videos

[@OliveGarden420]

the cop at 16:00 looks like woody from toystory

[@sejwok2628]

That cop with the flashlight is clearly the Dumbest of All Worlds guy doing a deep cover bit. That's officer Demonzone right there

[@onyxsiniardi]

Of course this guy is from my area! Not right where I’m from but part of our region. He’s in Niagara Falls. Im in Buffalo. Shocking (sarcasm) Great coverage. Cheers from Buffalo NY 🦬

[@AamuAurora]

But what's funny is that regular use of antibacterial soap results in bateria being more resistant. There is a totally valid study on the topic (☞ ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡°)☞ Not to mention that drying out your skin results in micro abrasions which opens the portal to your body.

[@EmulsionTime]

The screen door saga reminds me of one of the best lines from The Walking Dead game. "So a dog runs up, bites you and then just disappears? Just some magical asshole dog in the forest?"

[@dawnmccarthy1]

He probably had health issues that home treatment couldn't solve. That's like drinking more water to solve chest pains. Though the body makes peroxide to fight infections. It's even in your saIiva. Though not sure if it's the same as the peroxide he's using. They used, and still use sometimes, nebuIized hydrogen peroxide for resperatory treatments. Very common and effective till the 1940's when they opted for more convenient antibiotics piIIs. Though the body certainly doesn't make THAT much. Like eating polar bear liver, and having "Ate Too Much Vitamin C" on their tombstone.

[@Concerned_Custodian]

Watching this after demolishing a grilled cheese

[@dogearflopper7011]

Speed up the bathing scene in the beginning, and it would make a great reaction gif lol

[@amberthesuperfox]

Peroxide in your nose sounds painful enough and then on top of this he shoves it all the way on his nose with a qtip...OW

[@jesseerven4859]

omg I just realized his eye brows are the only thing that didn't turn white but they got darker I bet he had to dye them back

[@emmah_6__]

Ugh as a uk police dispatcher I honest to god speak to far too many people exactly like this guy 😑