The Trump Bible Translation

YUGE NEWS! There's a new Donald Trump Version of the Bible, and we've got the exclusive clip of Trump reciting his favorite verses.
Imagine watching the Bible with colorful animations, dramatic audio, and an authentic Bible script. Now you can with the new iBIBLE App! A perfect tool for families and the next generation to interact with God’s Word on their phones: www.iBIBLEapp.com
#bible #christian #trump #comedy

[@armouredryan]

And the Babylonians payed for it

[@everready19373]

Paid....

[@NathanRobinson-cy2ln]

What do yo mean?

[@halburd1]

they actually did pay for the wall and they paid for the rebuilding of the temple. funny cause it is true! and it was a beautiful wall

[@armouredryan]

@@halburd1 A big Beautiful wall

[@christosvoskresye]

@@halburd1 Nope. The Persians had overthrown the Babylonians.

[@michaeldavidnvitales]

I’m surprised he didn’t quote “Our citizenship is in heaven… as long as we enter heaven legally.” -Philippians 3:20-21 📖 🇺🇸

[@EasyRiderUSMC]

Outstanding! 🤣👍🏼

[@ImCarolB]

And he's right. No one sneaks in.

[@EarthAltar]

What, you think everyone gets in?

[@bondmood]

Top comment!

[@Zeero3846]

Yep, they have to go through the gate.

[@elf1384]

"Not the fake news like CNN. They're terrible, folks. They're terrible." LOL 🤣

[@Barnstormer1917]

lol

[@Itsdasummer32]

😂😂😂😂

[@brendaforliberty6836]

Well, they do lie a LOT, especially when they aren't misleading or selectively editing. So yeah... fake news.

[@sharonabbott9588]

🤣🤣🤣

[@bogard887]

​@@brendaforliberty6836did they lose several billion dollar lawsuits like several Republican media channels? LMAO

[@TheStarshipGarage]

I wanted him to read the part in Joshua where Jericho's walls came down "Let me tell you folks, that wall was flimsy and sad. Not at all like my wall"

[@nydiacanas603]

Great!

[@joel5644]

🤣🤣🤣

[@TheAnnoyingBoss]

"Building a wall, its complicated business, big league, you know, the great wall in chyna, the lead and landmine wall we pay for, in the ukraine, that europe should pay more for"

[@queenseabee8113]

Missed opportunity!

[@mitchelltriplett7974]

What wall?

[@Dean4511]

Biden tried to narrate a Bible, but he kept bursting into flames.

[@knowyourlove5613]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@turdferguson5300]

Plus no one would help him with the big words. They couldn't, they had never seen a Bible before.

[@thePouncingPurplePanther]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Hell yeah!

[@shadowman453]

Nah, that's Trump. Those red marks on his fingers are from when he held a Bible for a photo op. LOL.

[@lain7758]

We have a name for that in the hood. We call it a "James 2:19 moment".

[@nunziocombattelli6311]

Lyin’ Lucifer is exactly what Trump would name him.

[@SS-zg6of]

He did. Lying Ted.

[@gibrancaballero]

@@SS-zg6of…he’s not anymore. He had to lick Donald’s boots, though

[@swa5026]

The probably get along well.

[@1life1fire]

"Lyin Lucifer" 🤣😂

[@Mr_Lyric]

Joe Biden

[@realhumbug]

@@Mr_Lyric both, really

[@Mr_Lyric]

@@realhumbug True

[@_Jake.From.Statefarm_]

@@Mr_Lyric Biden ain't grifting an entire religion. lmao..

[@Mr_Lyric]

@@_Jake.From.Statefarm_ He claims to be catholic, also this is satire, and they did one on the biden bible translation, aside from that he goes against a lot of the major issues true christianity promotes, like on abortion, the trans issue, the death penalty, etc

[@joshuarosenwald6490]

Lets make the bible great again! And the forefront of our lives!

[@kyronnewbury]

#woosh

[@CAROLDDISCOVER-FINDER2525]

I understand your sentiment. I really do. But the Bible is always great. We're just not great about recognizing the greatness of the Bible

[@TheAnnoyingBoss]

I love when trump holds the bible up and all the demonically possessed people lose their minds!!

[@dizzy_jump]

hypothetically what if im not a christian

[@boxelder9167]

@@dizzy_jump- “There are good people on both sides.” -The Donald

[@damian_cross]

Jesus said to the woman "Nor do I condemn thee. Some people might, I've heard very bad things some people said you were a horrible person. Not me, I wouldn't do that. Go and sin no more."

[@kyleschneider6871]

When the woman saw that the fruit of the tree was good for food and pleasing to the eye, and also desirable for gaining wisdom, she took some and ate it. Silly woman!

[@queenseabee8113]

I hear this in his voice!

[@ninjagamer1359]

This killed me 😂😂😂

[@JesusRodriguez-zy3wj]

That entire woman in adultery story (the pericopea adulterei) is not found in any of the early documents. It was put in AFtER the Donatist controversy for political reasons as surmised from the Alexandrian vs Byzantine text traditions.

[@RockOnDad]

Great stuff! A few they missed: "And Nehemiah said to the people: 'Let's make Israel great again.'" "And Hilary was thrown out of the window and eaten by dogs. I mean Jezebel, Jezebel folks. Hilary still has her payday coming." "Now the man Moses was very humble, more than any man who was on the face of the earth, and Donald Trump is his close second. We can call it a tie, it's a tie."

[@nickswildweather1308]

Those are pretty good, too! Made me laugh

[@TheAnnoyingBoss]

"There i was there I was, with the jews following moses to the promised land he said to me, he said the lord said dont touch the rock and the water will come out, i said moses dont touch it, he touched it anyway, the water still came out but we got banished from the promised land but our children were let in and so judea was renamed to israel, i said I told you moses dont do it, and look what happened, look what happened folks he did it and you can see what happened"

[@Itsdasummer32]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@queenseabee8113]

Good ones!

[@paulkinder6053]

😂. Brilliant

[@AmandaFessler]

A few years ago my church did a series on Nehemiah. When I found out what he was up to, I couldn't help but imagine Nehemiah sounding like Trump. "We're gonna rebuild the Jerusalem wall, and make the Philistines pay for it!" So glad you covered it here BB.

[@kathyshell7713]

LoL "vengeance is mine on my first day back in office, sayeth Donald Trump " 😁 😁😁 Yep

[@laveraparato258]

That's why they don't want him to win.

[@Anon_y_mouse_the_only]

@@laveraparato258 yay, people with brains exist here!

[@Kevan808]

You guys KILLED IT with this one!

[@melissacoupal585]

This was hilarious -- have you seen the Woke Jesus one yet? I just watched it. I think it came out a few days ago -- it was really funny too!

[@donhoward3770]

Have you seen his crowds? MULTITUDES!

[@gibrancaballero]

Gullible people are always plentiful

[@donhoward3770]

@@gibrancaballero yep, you can look to Biden voters to see that.

[@alexandriaocasio-smollett5078]

This is legit funnier than anything SNL has done politically in a long time. This is the type of stuff they used to do all the time - skewer politicians in a way that didn’t come across as unprecedentedly spiteful and evil. Especially when compared to the way they used to skewer Reagan, Bush, Clinton, W Bush, etc. To me thats among the best indicators they have zero intention of ever welcoming Trump into their club. But in reality its not about not wanting *him* in their club. Its about the people who voted Trump into their club. Everything they’re doing to Trump is really intended for us. Its not an indictment of how they feel about him. Its an indictment of how they feel about us. Hopefully everyone realizes that by now.

[@jonathandnicholson]

Brilliant. Cheered me up. Thank you for sharing.

[@BleachedWheat]

Only 60 cubits high😅

[@0oo00]

Sad really 🤣

[@Itsdasummer32]

😂😂😂😂

[@jimmyboy131]

* makes the "too small" gesture basketball players do to another player after they dunk on him.

[@aesop1451]

@@jimmyboy131 I have to say this, he hit my hands. Nobody has ever hit my hands. I’ve never heard of this one. Look at those hands. Are they small hands? And he referred to my hands if they’re small, something else must be small," he said. "I guarantee you there’s no problem. I guarantee you.”

[@danielwessel9884]

The good news. Not fake news, folks.

[@pamelacarnes9652]

I'm an old Southern Baptist and this is by far my favorite video ever!!! I have no doubts whatsoever that God is rolling on the golden floor laughing!!!

[@lain7758]

God is probably sad at the division you guys caused in His Church (Matthew 16:18).

[@EarthAltar]

God has no sense of humor.

[@bondmood]

​@@EarthAltarHe created you, didn't He?

[@atlan61]

@@EarthAltar Read 1Samuel 5.....Then ask if God has a sense of humor. I laugehed so hard my ribs hurt when I first read it.

[@lucasgonzalez9668]

@@bondmoodPlease apply cold water to his 3rd degree burns

[@garrettmiles3644]

Was that Shawn Farash? He’s the best Trump impersonation. I love the “Lyin’ Lucifer” line. I’mma start using that.

[@gold4963]

This DT impression is dang good. Well done, BB, doing God’s work. XD

[@petermadany2779]

What impression? The Bee actually got the Real Orange Man to do the readings.

[@gold4963]

@@petermadany2779Oh, did they really? That’s absolutely incredible. Trump truly has a sense of humor. Much respect.

[@sandler800]

​@@gold4963please tell me you're not that naive. But if that were true, i don't think it would prove he has a sense of humor verbose he wouldn't understand that it's a joke.

[@gold4963]

@@sandler800 I thought it was AI at first. Still leaning toward that.

[@Soundwaves-fi8dn]

It sounds like Shawn Farash 'Captain Deplorable'.

[@starksenterprises]

This is brilliant... it needs to be much longer than 2 mins!😂👌🏾

[@eetoved1758]

Agreed! 😂❤

[@FalconFastest123]

And Moses said, Let my people go. And Pharaoh said 'No, I like the cheap immigrant labor.' And Moses being a tough guy said, 'Okay, but it's gonna be a bloodbath for your automotive industry." And it was, folks, it really was. Moses was a really tough guy.

[@smking100]

This is gold! And FJB!

[@edwardsinger7644]

r/whoosh

[@haberdasher999]

That was genius!! Thanks for creating it

[@user-tv3vp8ji9e]

This guy is so funny and is a great impersonator. He has Trumps voice and mannerisms down!

[@eetoved1758]

Which guy is this?

[@brianmalone28]

This is AI generated

[@melissacoupal585]

​@@brianmalone28I think they actually have a guy who does a Trump voice impersonation.

[@feynmanstein]

😂my sides hurt I'm laughing so hard. Fantastic, BB!

[@mikeb.1705]

So much winning, folks. Everybody says so!

[@harbl99]

Ah yes, the Authorized and Fully Annotated EDV (Emperor Don Version). Delightful. "In the beginning folks, was the Word. And the Word was God, and the Word was with God. (Very complicated. Have to be smart to understand that. But we have the smartest people. We do.) And He moved upon the surface of the waters. (It's true! Believe me.) And bigly did He seperate the waters above from the waters below. (Not easy. Not easy at all.)"

[@ImCarolB]

I'm not much of an LOLer, but this gave me a much-needed dose of the chuckles.

[@natef15]

"The Babylonians paid for it." Amazing! 😂

[@nelsonmcatee3721]

I think it was Persians actually. After they took over Babylon.

[@saia2205ify]

Love it! We can have a sense of humor and still not be " ist ", "Ism ", "phobic ".😊

[@ninjagamer1359]

I genuinely laughed out loud at every single one. Not every Babylon Bee sketch does it for me, but this was perfect 😂😂

[@barttheraven]

The best president reading the best book. This made my day.

[@kobusg7460]

Yes, definitely Messiah-like. Oh wait, Narcissist-like? You mean like all other politicians and businessmen?

[@RachDarastric2]

God knew just how much the builders failed to have the bottom of the wall reach bedrock and just how much vibration it needed to sink.

[@goldbud2287]

@@kobusg7460 Cope hater

[@RaveDaver]

Let's be real.... Being the "best" is a lot easier when the competition is playing on another field😂

[@meomy29]

Whoever did the voice did a great job.

[@erinvest9950]

I suspect it is A.i. generated.

[@belight123]

it was Shawn Farash

[@micahheartsill3474]

Trump definitely needs to do an audio Bible at some point 😂

[@gibrancaballero]

I can’t wait for the salacious parts, he’s an expert

[@BOT_MAXIMUS]

You can use an AI Trump. If you’ve ever seen those “Presidents Play Minecraft” videos the people use an AI, so theoretically, you could copy and paste the Bible into a Trump AI and then he’d read it

[@jeremy8407]

Definitely getting looks trying to stifle my laughter at work

[@rjabraham]

But it's good to look like a jovial worker... even if no one knows the "real" reason. Lol Grin & wave. You got this! 👍🏼

[@Pack.Leader]

That was stellar !!! That's exactly how he'd read it, too. Sharing.

[@davidrosler5413]

I have tears from laughing. I like DJT but BB, you guys nailed. Your best ever.

[@TIG5574]

Trump will burn in hell lol.

[@amandacollyer645]

"And the Babylonians paid for the wall" oh god 🤣

[@genev3358]

You forgot the actual quote where he said the Art of the Deal is the second best book after the Bible.

[@lovetogarden2664]

These aren't quotes of Donald Trump, they're scripture passages from the Bible as DT might say them. AI generated.

[@gibrancaballero]

They both are based on the same principle…BS

[@roseweleski8622]

So funny!! Thanks for the humor....we all need it in days like these. Now we will all be looking at our Bibles thinking of a Trumpism. 😂

[@Nothingcanbeaprettycoolh-ct7ws]

At least in his version he'd only be grabbing women by the feet! 😆

[@BethanyAnnHellenStudios]

Still more accurate than the message translation…

[@nikaoharbour6962]

LOLLLLL😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Itsdasummer32]

And Queen James 💀

[@JesusRodriguez-zy3wj]

Otr the Lolcat version: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOLCat_Bible_Translation_Project I have a copy of the initial printing where: In the process of adaptation, various changes were made to the source material, for example, changing the main characters to cats - e.g., Jesus Christ becomes "Happy Cat", God the "Ceiling Cat", and Satan the "Basement Cat" - while the "gifts" and "blessings" of God have become "cheezburgerz", and people in general have become "kittehs". The style of writing employed varies, but the most devoted contributors were described as those who utilized as many as possible of the gags and themes used in the different lolcat images.

[@robinsonchukwu7295]

Message Translation is just for fun... I like it though in don't take it too seriously 😅

[@chazmichaelmichaels88]

I'm still voting Trump2024

[@palaceofwisdom9448]

Instead of a minute long ad at the end, you could have had him favorably comparing himself against Jesus. "Thirty pieces of silver, that's what Judas took to betray Christ. Judas would have required at least a hundred pieces of gold to sell me out, believe me."

[@asmrreef]

Trump reading me I am a new creation in Christ actually gave me such God goosebumps

[@blue-fj9ky]

I knew it would be great. And it was . It was great. It was the greatest!

[@JamieStuff]

Absolutely hilarious. Well done, BB. Encore!

[@N192K001]

Hilarious! Just when I thought your BIden-translation was good, you outdid yourselves!

[@CH-1984]

Thank you SHAWN FARASH !! (Captain Deplorable)

[@A_Random_Person27]

Hilarious and well done!

[@SilverHeist]

“Do unto others, before they do it to you first” - Donald 7:12

[@MT01123]

This comment is fake news, must be msnbc

[@ajb5119]

This is incredible! Love you guys and all the work you do.

[@smking100]

We need 4 more years of Trump and Shawn Farash.

[@justingolden21]

I clicked not thinking I would even like it that much, just trusting "well it's the bee maybe it's good" and I'm not a big trump fan and not religious at all, but man that was hilarious

[@tgwazu]

Now do you believe? …just kidding around (well..), lol peace

[@littlejacquesful]

Same!! Totally entertaining, I've already watched it 2 times.

[@giraffezebra2698]

The funny thing is there are a bunch of Dems who actually think he had his own translation made. They wouldn’t even know this is satire.

[@melissacoupal585]

I know!! I heard several commentators claim this. 🤦‍♀️

[@Nothingcanbeaprettycoolh-ct7ws]

If this is satire, why didn't it have DJT grabbing women "by the feet"?

[@allenlopez9731]

Laughed out loud! Great stuff!😂

[@jamestfishertweety8534]

That had me smiling in these troubling times. FJB

[@carebear381]

❤❤❤❤THIS WAS THE BEST😂😂😂😂 I LOVED IT

[@daniellassander]

You should had done one on Psalm 23:4 :) Also the creation: "And i said let there be towers and i saw the towers were good" :P

[@MrTimbeatty]

So is the ibibleapp done in Trumps voice. So beautiful.

[@Lucia-sy7le]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂Very funny. The only thing President Trump is guilty of is loving this country more than he loves power and money. That is an anomaly in DC. God bless Donald John Trump.❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@_Jake.From.Statefarm_]

No he's pretty much guilty of all of it.. lmao. That's straight outta his mouth thou, he just thinks he should have immunity.

[@TIG5574]

The 88 criminal charges and two civil trials he lost says otherwise.

[@_Jake.From.Statefarm_]

@@TIG5574 They think he's being persecuted lmao. Straight up cult following.

[@theAstarrr]

@@TIG5574 which criminal charges did they get evidence for to prove him guilty. When that happens THEN I will reconsider my choices. Depending on how petty the "crime" is (such as, "waving an American flag on American soil")

[@TIG5574]

@@theAstarrr LMAO I don't remotely care. Trump could kill your mother you will probably still defend him. You people are sad and will let the guy do anything he wants.. There is overwhelming evidence this clown not tried to overturn the election and stole highly classed documents along with finance fraud when he was banging a porn star. I can't wait for the day this clown is convicted!

[@DegoJen]

Omgosh I'm laughing tears 😂 This is one of my new favorites! Well done, as always, BB

[@Dirk80241]

"in my Father's house are many rooms", and the square footage is a million times more than the top floor of Trump tower.

[@johnboyx63]

OH MY DON!!! 🤣 Who did the voice?!? It was perfect!

[@stevecrockett29]

It sounds like Captain Deplorable 45 - Shawn Farash. He's the best, believe me!

[@Balnk1326]

This is the best!

[@krislynn5965]

Oh man, this was perfect! Really great stuff. Everyone says so.

[@jkrofling9524]

Best channel on KZbin.

[@Thecelestial1]

And the Babylonians paid for it! Looooooooooiiiil!

[@ZavierHildreth-qh6vf]

I just wanted to say that If you have suicidal thoughts, mental trauma, PTSD or anything Just know. You have a purpose you are beautiful, kind, just be yourself and go after what you want to do. You are amazing, you got this, and things will get better in your life, you will do great things, and so many people like your family and I are proud of you and love you dearly. Your future is bigger than your past and your past does not define you are awesome and a warrior. Don’t hate yourself simply because of your past, forgive yourself, love yourself no matter what because you deserve the world and the great things in it. Things we’ll get better in your life. You are the light of the world. Stay safe. 💪🏽❤️. Have a beautiful day…

[@mikemcdorman2711]

Love the bee.

[@broseph3210]

Accurate

[@Ferrari308-GTSi]

Christ is King, baby!

[@aaronmellor4942]

That's awesome... 'merica!

[@donaldnichols2434]

There are are times when even my smartassieness must stand in awe of the BB and this is one of the times touche BB

[@bigrockgamingmountain]

One of your best video to date

[@marycatherinerzetelny]

Thank you- delightful, witty, & clever Donald Trump Bible. Our Lord God is smiling in Heaven! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Nothingcanbeaprettycoolh-ct7ws]

Is He? How 'bout a quick review: Jesus said, "What you do to the least of my brothers and sisters, you do to me." Trump calls them "vermin", "not even human" and more, sometimes in unmistakable contexts. He then goes on to quote Hitler (who also believed God was on his side), saying that the immigrants are “poisoning the blood of our country.” Jesus healed the infirm. Trump publicly mocks them. The Prince of Peace never boasted that he could murder someone in public and get away with it. And when Jesus told us to love our neighbors he didn't have sexual assault in mind. Jesus warned of false prophets, saying, “You will know them by their fruit.”

[@mike7652]

Make an entire Bible like this and I'd absolutely buy it. I might even read the boring parts too!

[@chronometer9931]

AI can doooo it

[@nostromza3433]

@@chronometer9931 no

[@lain7758]

Haha funny but please read the real thing. I picked it up from start, currently at Leviticus and it's pretty cool.

[@JesusIsLord105]

​@@lain7758Chuck Missler did a great series 'Learn the Bible in 24 hours'

[@JesusIsLord105]

​@@lain7758Chuck Missler learn the bible in 24 hours👍

[@Saltine_American]

I would pay handsomely for a Trump narrated audio Bible.

[@Imsobering7970]

Very good. And thanks for the iBible!! Going to put this on my granddaughters phone when she is old enough 😀😀

[@gsdfan8455]

That was fantastic.

[@justsumname]

And if that is our next president, we will be much much better off going forward. Amen and amen.

[@jimluebke3869]

Eric Metaxas has a bunch like this too. "And Nathan said to David, You are the man! Then David said to Nathan, No, You're the man! And they high-fived. It was glorious."

[@Loaturtle]

That came up when I was in the youth group, & we were doing a semester-long study on the life of David. We broke off into groups to make trivia questions & study for a trivia contest based on our David study. One of the questions we came up with in our group was “Who said to David: ‘You are the man!’?” (But said more like “You da man!”, of course.)

[@stevesorenson892]

Nailed it!!! 😂

[@fredEVOIX]

golden hair Samson-Trump 2024

[@brandondugger2754]

Let's not forget the wall "between Colorado and New Mexico."

[@ameliakoch6045]

I just love everyone’s elaborations of humor. There’s hope.

[@masterpheld]

OMG... this is quite possibly the best satire EVER. Truly amazing, at least that's what they tell me... I would never say that myself, that's what they tell me...

[@scottnorin6633]

I don’t always read ‘books’, but when I do, I prefer the Chuck Norris Translation

[@jarrod752]

I lean towards the Morgan Freeman edition.

[@roughneck2204]

@@jarrod752 not much for his politics, but that voice is so soothing

[@Dean4511]

Chuck really knows how to go Old Testament on people.

[@jarrod752]

@@roughneck2204 Yeah that's where my mind went.

[@scottnorin6633]

My Chuck Norris Translation only came with an action figure and a pair of Nunchucks

[@bendunaway8296]

That was hilarious! Trump would make a great Sunday school teacher.

[@minimoose7890]

The biggest Bible. The best Bible. Huge, and great they say, the greatest, everyone tells me

[@roberturdoi9402]

Awesome way to spread the Good news 😊

[@ChrisTreborn]

Pure gold!

[@RachDarastric2]

Nice. I'm going to post this every time I make fun of people who say Maga is a cult.

[@Nothingcanbeaprettycoolh-ct7ws]

Um, it won't help your case.

[@RachDarastric2]

@@Nothingcanbeaprettycoolh-ct7ws Who says that's the goal? ... No, get that thought out of your head, my intention is not to change the mind of those who are irredeemably stupid. My intention is to have fun. That is my cause and it will help it 100%.

[@Nothingcanbeaprettycoolh-ct7ws]

@@RachDarastric2 I think there's kind of a sliding scale on "cults". A group can have similarities and cult-like practices without being a full-blown cult. Years ago I was part of an organization that sometimes was accused of being a cult. While I didn't agree, even while I was active with them I could see some similarities and cult-like views and practices. I'm wondering if you see any cult similarities with MAGA, or if anyone who claims that -like me- is just "irredeemably stupid".

[@RachDarastric2]

@@Nothingcanbeaprettycoolh-ct7ws I do not know your heart. Maybe you really curious. If it is genuine I can answer all your questions. Just not here. My answers will get censored. I can't tell you what other platforms to find me on because that will get censored also.

[@Nothingcanbeaprettycoolh-ct7ws]

@@RachDarastric2 If you can't tell me here and you can't tell me what other platforms you could tell me on I don't see how you're going to tell me. I see 2 options: 1) You try telling me what other platforms and see if it doesn't get deleted before I see it. 2) You answer here in general terms - We've been talking about cults and so far nothing's been removed. So if you want to try general language, let's try a simple answer to my Q: Do you see any similarities between cults and MAGA? If nothing else I would think that a simple, "yes", "no" or "maybe" would be safe. If your answer is "no" we can be done. I'd feel too much like I was trying to argue with a stop sign at that point.

[@draconisdragonheart4248]

I laughed so far.🤣🤣🤣🤣Thanks for this!

[@cbrockbishop1566]

Brilliant, absolutely brilliant

[@andrewcook8300]

So touching! I've shown this to six of my friends, and they all said that they were going to convert to christianity right away! Thank you, Trump!

[@Nothingcanbeaprettycoolh-ct7ws]

"christianity" with a lower case "c". I'm guessing you don't even see the irony.

[@OrangeLefty4]

I’ll just stick to my NIV and NLT translations for now…

[@Nothingcanbeaprettycoolh-ct7ws]

At least this version would only have Trump grabbing women "by the feet!" 😆

[@rileysmith2089]

I never knew I needed this, but now I need more, this was way to short.

[@1Nida]

How is this so sweet ? !💕😊