“The Price Is Rising” with Joe Biden

President Joe Biden hosts an all-new game show where you have to guess how much prices have gone up due to inflation during his pregnancy. Er, presidency.
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[@miken7629]

Reason egg prices went up is because Hens have been self identifying as Roosters.

[@terfalicious]

Spot on!!!🤣🤣🤣 God knows what you're getting these days when you buy a 'chicken breast'!

[@SherlockOhms119]

breathless from laughing

[@SeaJay_Oceans]

Do not attempt to milk the transgender Bull !

[@BJ-qp5st]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@spitimalamati]

@@terfalicious"chicken chest" FTFY

[@noahbeansie650]

Joe Biden is looking way too young in this.

[@jameslauder3984]

. . .and too coherent

[@mkc12]

but he sniffs good :D

[@ancapgrandscribe9546]

Too able to understand too, this is 2014 Biden, not 2023 Biden.

[@bucketofsunshine6366]

You guys said everything I had to say about it 😅

[@glennjthompson332]

His liver spots are showing...😆😅🤣😂It's like waking up from a bad dream that he Can't fix reality.😆

[@FalconFastest123]

The skit that SNL should have done but never will. Well done!

[@johnkemas7344]

Wow! Is SNL still around?? They mus be subsidizes by the Biden Administration to keep them on the air. Their skits got real bad 15 years ago!!

[@blac478]

Yeah they are to Woke to do that 😒

[@pimpompoom93726]

SNL stopped being funny decades ago.

[@Eatsoup3]

@@pimpompoom93726 Even then it was extremely hit or miss haha.

[@WakandaForever1776]

That writer would be fired and black listed in all of Hollyweird ;)

[@MS-ro9dm]

Excellent. They also could have called it, "The Price is Right through the roof".

[@tinarollings8719]

Yes better

[@gabrielv.4358]

LMAOO

[@Rambo-Gaming]

Good one!😂

[@barne3668]

brilliant MS'! LOVE IT

[@evanluna116]

Nice! 😂

[@smashleybreaks]

"I wouldn't pay that much for anything in a plastic bag. Hunter has" ☠☠☠

[@barne3668]

that was classic! have you heard the Afroman rap "HUNTER GOT HIGH"? Its'beyond funny

[@davehuber6949]

Under trump nobody was working are you were working from home stock market sucked I went from 1300 a week to 500 a week take home every one is back to work wages are up shock market is up if it is so bad why is travel at all time high everybody seems to be spending money real-estate is up peaple seem to have money to overpay for housing and cars but it is so bad

[@websterri]

​@@davehuber6949get lost bot.

[@ladyred9613]

He is too coherent and logical...

[@hazcat640]

Gotta remember he actually has to do a job and no mater how good an actor you are, perversion and dementia are hard to mimic.

[@MckensyLong]

I was thinking the same thing. I actually understood it.

[@peopleforpooping]

@hazcat640 very true. It's Especially difficult when it's such an intense level of dementia and perversion to copy.

[@Truckerstar]

I accidentally dropped a dozen of eggs in the store. The store wanted too charge me with a felony 😢

[@terryquan4618]

Next time, just pretend to steal them and you'll be off the hook.

[@Truckerstar]

@@terryquan4618 Isn’t that the truth? LOL

[@Prince_Smugarina]

Considering how flimsy ass the cartons have become at some retailers. Its all a scam!

[@joeword7304]

Idk where the fuck your are but 😂 don’t come to Texas

[@overlandski7795]

This is more truthful news than the real news

[@danmulholland1634]

I want to laugh so much but in just can't its to true for it

[@markmunroe-hz8rf]

Man. you folks at Babylon Bee have been killing it recently. Far better than Saturday Night Live. Way better in fact. You go guys.

[@someguy5977]

I wouldn't even put this in the same category as sat night live.

[@f308gtb1977]

Nate Bargatze was good at least.

[@Braden366]

killing it with what, stupid conservative comedy that's false and spreads false information, the Onion is way funnier, especially considering the Babylon Bee is a rip off if you Babylon Bee stooges actually did research you would know that inflation is actually going down, then again you guys are probably the same stupid people who falsely believe what the person on Fox News said about turkey's being 90 dollars even though they weren't. If you guys cared you would reply to this comment

[@tin2001]

I think that's because Babylon Bee is comedy.

[@Braden366]

@@tin2001 how, all they do is repeat the same jokes and follow the same dubunkable right wing talking points

[@spindoctor6385]

I knew it wasn't Biden when he finished a complete, coherent sentence.

[@aaa7189]

All the kings horses and all the kings men, couldn't get joe biden to speak a comprehensible sentence again

[@AwareWolf1]

My man had some life in his voice. Brandon is so confused by what he's reading he has to do it all monotone. Every word he mutters sounds like he thinks he's giving a nugget of wisdom to some whippersnappers.

[@Boycott_Wendys]

It's true 😂

[@KeithCindyPanama]

I knew it wasn’t Byden cuz I always hear the Microsoft error sound when he talks

[@lylejohnston4125]

I knew it wasn't tRump when he didn't lie.

[@LmnoSneeze]

No, the most expensive thing to buy is a senator.

[@jeremywright5036]

They are cheaper than you think....

[@Adam-lb8pk]

Senators are a great investment.

[@TheBadCivilServant]

I never thought I'd live to see the day when ground beef to make a spaghetti dinner would be an extravagant luxury.

[@johnq.public864]

How about the day when you're advised to eat sugary breakfast cereal for dinner?

[@jim-jf5rn]

I laugh on the outside but cry on the inside cause it's all true.

[@traviscarr6536]

I’m starting to just cry nowadays.

[@VinnyMartello]

I didn’t even laugh. It hits too close to him.

[@pz1007]

​@@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist5amen

[@Boycott_Wendys]

Don't laugh at me 👴🇺🇸

[@ghazman6141]

I feel exactly the same way.

[@matthewbrandon931]

This guy is much more on the ball than Joe Biden. Night and day.

[@GilbertdeClare0704]

I thought it WAS Beijing Joe !

[@lilmike2710]

It's difficult to act as daft and clueless as Joe Biden. Our great grandchildren will read about the national embarrassment that was that ridiculous clown.

[@Braden366]

if you Babylon Bee stooges actually did research you would know that inflation is actually going down, then again you guys are probably the same stupid people who falsely believe what the person on Fox News said about turkey's being 90 dollars even though they weren't. If you guys cared you would reply to this comment

[@Video81501]

That was my first thought: guy is waaay more cogent than the real deal.

[@ILGuy2012]

I'm sure he could run this country much better than Jobama, too.

[@blancabrown7306]

"Remember to get your Trans athletes spayed and neutered " my stomach was hurting from laughing. 🤣🤣🤣 I've always had that thought 😂

[@harryb2472]

you shouldn't laugh. an 11 year old girl went on a school trip and was forced to share a bed with a biden boy toy. the girl was terrified but colorado law protects the trans from dei discrimination. if an 11 year old boy is crazy enough to think he is a girl imagine what his crazy hormones did to that 11 year old girl. no wonder why the biden crime regime is pushing the over the counter abortion pill. keep from all the very young girls from pushing out a baby from the boys who the government hasn't castrated yet. this stuff is happening in every state and city. the most mentally deranged people on earth are the ones ruling this nation. bidenknock-ups is working.

[@windwrightmage]

I wouldn't pay that much for a bag of anything.....Hunter Has...best line ever.

[@GypsyInTheHood]

LOL right? That one really made me laugh. Especially having addiction issues in the past (I'm in recovery now). But that was hilarious.

[@cosmo1505]

This will go down as one of the all time classic Babylon Bee parodies.

[@terfalicious]

It's not parody 😎

[@tonyug113]

biden broke parody - its more cassandran prophecy at this stage.

[@corneliussulla9963]

Documentaries.

[@michaelallison6075]

parodies: plural, not posessive

[@HunterPhenomMakoy]

Seriously? This is top shelf parody for these guys?

[@carlettotalks]

She doesn’t look a day over 17 ……. DID ANYONE ELSE CATCH THAT ?

[@JonSnow-pj7qz]

Ik, I think he said that a few years ago

[@Legatus2kx]

And a few days ago to that 6 yr old

[@sleepyhead9756]

Then he says I LOVE KIDS lol

[@TheSmartLawyer]

The actress was too old for him. Seriously

[@jaydeadstar]

I lost it when she said 5.15 cryptkeeper

[@dariusmelquiadez2050]

Congratulations to the actors!! Wonderful representation of reality under Biden and his proxies......Thanks

[@paulitafigueroa3261]

Great job congrats for the actors

[@ezekielbrockmann114]

I love how 85% of his lines in this are just actual quotes.

[@masteringfibromyalgia]

😂😂😂😂

[@ABCEasyas--]

For three years ago.

[@thearizonian9500]

​@@ABCEasyas--from* spell check is a thing you know

[@CanisoGaming]

Him repeating "I love kids" every time with such passion😂😂

[@ezekielbrockmann114]

His actual quote was something like, "I love kids more than people" as if he doesn't consider children to be people, it's SUPER CREEPY when you think of it. Explains a lot!

[@WotchTheWerldBern]

"The price is wrong, beeeyitch" kzbin.info/www/bejne/l6m4pnxvpZpnns0si=NY2IZIofqxrCvoxS

[@palimpalim5291]

@@ezekielbrockmann114Bone chilling!

[@traviscarr6536]

@@ezekielbrockmann114none of the left see children as people. That’s why the ones that they don’t molest, they just want to abort.

[@jamesvandervegt7390]

​@@ezekielbrockmann114he supports abortion

[@RedVynil]

You forgot the 2-step jog, the constant tripping and the ice cream.

[@electricman523]

"My butt's been wiped"

[@TheKrazyKajeevieShow]

And the hair sniffing and "anywaysssss"

[@user-yl7qt4jm2d]

Shaking hands with the invisible man

[@ThuanNguyen-kj2ww]

And the sudden yelling and bends down then whispering with a smirk face

[@heybrandon88]

The bee is just the new SNL.

[@aaronlopez492]

The actor playing Biden is way too alert and coherent.

[@Archpope]

What would have made it funnier is if Trixie told him "You're too old for me" and Biden said "So are you."

[@votaric]

😂

[@aspirecan4829]

🤣🤣🤣 Good one!

[@ktrainbow9765]

I was hoping "Biden" was gonna grab "Trixie" shoulders and really sniff her hair while being lost on stage... Then have her nervously look at the camera and people behind the camera for a silent "help" look 🤣👍

[@jacklinks6097]

Trixie is hot

[@Jzns82]

You guys nailed this 💯

[@avacornthelastponybender8583]

While I'm here, Kamila's in charge just like when I'm at the White House 😂😂😂

[@georgehenderson7783]

"I used to work the oil fields in Tulsa." "No, you didn't."

[@georgehenderson7783]

"Five dollars and fifteen cents, Crypt Keeper, I mean "President" Joe Biden."

[@fecat93]

Emma was the 🌟

[@edwardtelles1956]

I mean Methuselah

[@hariscapo]

wow we saw the same video???!!

[@edwardtelles1956]

@@hariscapo yep.. and it was a good one

[@NeSeeger]

Tales from the Crypt with Creepy Uncle Joe

[@dianeallen5803]

This is perfect in every detail!

[@ktrainbow9765]

Wow! All original quotes! This needs to be archived for History of America Under the Biden Administration 👍 #Bidenomics 😂😂😂

[@awesomeanimation1974]

The Best President since Stalin

[@johnbaer1528]

Lenin was better.

[@NotSteveCook]

Uncle Joe 2: The Electric Boogaloo

[@SrirachaSpok]

That's what Xi said

[@SeaJay_Oceans]

Biden: MAKE AMERICA A PLANTATION AGAIN !

[@TheCyberMantis]

He's kinda like Obama. Actually... he's exactly like Obama. What a coincidence.

[@robertjensen1438]

I had a hen who could count her own eggs. She was a mathmachicken.

[@paul-ld9vh]

😂😂

[@dentside78]

This is eggcellent.

[@HunterPhenomMakoy]

Good lord, the comment section has better jokes than BB 😂

[@pARabell9mm]

Priceless! 😂

[@kevincampbell7874]

And remember to vote Trump in 2024

[@turdferguson5300]

We voted Trump in 2020 but he rigged the election. Hell my grandparents voted for him and they've been dead 20 years.

[@jeffsummstl]

“Get your transgender athletes spayed or neutered.” “What’s he talking about?” “I don’t disagree with him.” 😂😂

[@PhantomFilmAustralia]

Corn Pop...the food. "I thought you were talking about Corn Pop, the Dude." 😂😂

[@TheBoyBanditKing1911]

Creepy Joe is so realistic

[@ABGAN100]

It's both funny and scarry because it is true!

[@2jlee]

I almost fell out of my chair laughing at how real this was. 😅🤣😂 Unfortunately, I have relatives Bidenomics is really hurting.😐

[@danmulholland1634]

I want to laugh but its to sad for me to do so

[@rjabraham]

"...Cryptkeeper", 💀 "...Methuselah" 💀 😅😂🤣 But to me the original Cryptkeeper was Polosi - Fact! Lol😅

[@davidkachel]

"Cryptkeeper"!! Hysterical! One the Bee's very best videos.

[@terfalicious]

The way she flinched as "Biden" shuffled off stage.... genius!

[@epstiendidntkillhimself20231]

he falls down. that why she flinched. still funny.

[@trainsnthings2086]

They don’t understand where the stuff comes from to make electric cars

[@matthewpillsbury7403]

Keep these amazing videos coming!!!! Keep the pressure on!!!!

[@GlobalistJuice]

Even though I want to cry every day because my grocery bill went from less than $100/week, to a minimum of $250/week, I did get a good laugh out of this! 👍

[@analyticalhabitrails9857]

Hehehehehe... hehe....

[@julieta203]

Thats 150% inflation! but with some BLS wizardry da da! inflation is only 5%!

[@StringofPearls55]

Oh no! The news said it's only costing an extra 20 bucks. The news is always right! Bidennomics is working!!

[@anthony1776diaz]

Pass the juice.

[@GeneReynolds-xc6ws]

Bidenonmics😂 🎉🎉😂😂😅

[@user-pi5nx8go8f]

I was expecting the air handshake and a solid fall at the end to be honest

[@Zona-dw9rp]

So was I. That would have been great.

[@rjabraham]

Good point 👍🏼

[@ZLwh1ne]

He did fall at the end lol. It was off camera

[@derekbland5253]

I recently spent 5 weeks in the US and even when you take in to account the exchange rate, it was more expensive than the UK.

[@LyricsQuest]

Nothing like old-fashioned American price-fixing.

[@kalmarfanatic04]

Whoever is playing Biden deserves an award 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mwright_boomer]

“You made the hair on my legs stand up.” 😂😂😂😂

[@ricktheexplorer]

Great job to the cast. The Actor that played Brandon had several one-liners that had me laughing. [whispers' Bidenomics is working...]

[@rachdarastrix5251]

Well he said Bidenomics is working. He didn't say it was working FOR US.

[@JohnSmith-bs9ym]

Not quite sure how leftists continue to support him...Like, honestly, how low of an IQ do they really have?

[@Roboprogs]

“During my pregnancy” (presidency) got a snicker, too.

[@dannyboy6668]

Where’s Jackie

[@martinavalos4832]

“Spayed and neutered “ 😅😂

[@JJR19K]

Nowadays it's cheaper to raise chickens yearly than buying eggs in store

[@Sebman_Social]

Corn Pop was a bad dude🤣

[@AnimalisMD]

Nice work as usual Bee. Sadly, this is no longer a parody.

[@evarchavex4800]

If you think inflation is that bad then you either never had to buy groceries or you're just fucking terrible at math.

[@ancapgrandscribe9546]

Bruh, pedo Joe needs to step down before Kamala assassinates his ass.

[@marvinheemeyer6660]

Have you watched the movie "Idiocracy" lately? That's turned from a comedy to a documentary. The only thing missing is the publics addiction to social media.

[@evarchavex4800]

@@marvinheemeyer6660 Not really. There were always people brain dead and gullible enough to believe Trump never lies. The only thing that stopped them from showing their stupidity was there never was a more defective person that ran during the time where the internet existed, so the stupidity remained much more hidden than now.

[@morthedgebuckle227]

A sweet dream for Democrats

[@NoHypocrisy42]

17-20 dollars an hour for unskilled workers starting pay is absolutely ridiculous!!!

[@krodkrod8132]

Humor is the best when its 100% true.

[@samikatz826]

😅😂 The mumbling, sniffing & shuffling were so spot on.. should've had him pick his nose and then point at it like he did a few days ago! 😂

[@SRose-vp6ew]

Hisssssing.

[@saintejeannedarc9460]

Is Biden really getting that bad, picking his nose and point? What the heck. Hope that's going viral someplace, but Democrats seem to be good at pretending this stuff isn't happening.

[@luke5767]

I remember a time when Saturday Night Live had the balls to do sketches like this.....

[@someguy2972]

They never went after the Dims this hard, which is not that hard at all.

[@CoopBo]

She called him Methuselah!!!😂😂😂

[@KenBober]

Its scary how accurate this is

[@kathrine_ashton]

Who's the old gentleman who played Biden? he is brilliant!!!!! 😆

[@michellecanty6051]

The Biden dude is AWESOME! He nailed every little thing! Please do more with him!

[@iamthemikenator]

They have another with him I saw called "Family Makes Tough Decision To Put Aging Grandpa In US Senate"

[@SuperStreetmagician]

MORE MORE MORE THIS NEEDS MORE EPISODES 😂

[@my3dviews]

I wanted to see them play Plinko. 😄

[@rv4wrestle]

It is amazing how accurate this is.

[@Liberty4Ever]

It's difficult to play someone this creepy, this despised, this corrupt, and make it funny. Well done.

[@pacthesir]

We need more episodes! This is too funny!

[@thomaskeyton7771]

The sniffing was so accurate 🤣

[@docxy7331]

I passed by my mom as she was watching the news compare food prices to last year. They were saying its down slightly. I'd laugh if it wasn't painful.

[@ArtStoneUS]

Well, for a few months egg prices were out the roof because of a virus that was killing the laying hens, so they did come down

[@justforever96]

​@@ArtStoneUSnot sure what you are even trying to say. Egg prices are egg prices, not grocery prices. Groceries have definitely all gone up and not come down, I work in a damn store. Unless you are saying they averaged the cost of eggs into the cost of groceries and used the drop in eggs to say "see, on average the price of groceries has dropped". If they are actually saying that then I give up any hope that they can be trusted at all, because that's just a lie.

[@monkymonk6]

Y'all really nailed Brandon with this skit! *Bidenomics is working*

[@scruffy5812]

Whisper it louder for the people in the back

[@TheSmartLawyer]

​@@scruffy5812😅

[@user-bl6ne3hc6n]

Yep, spreading misery evenly,

[@lotsofhairbutnomoney3705]

Brandonomics

[@Chilidog335]

Bidenomics translates to communistomics and Sniffyomics. We certainly don’t need Cacklesomics or Newsomomics.

[@stevenbrown5210]

Who the actual f*** is finding chicken for $8.44??? I literally can't even afford protein in my diet anymore

[@grandlotus1]

The actor playing the President is fantastic!

[@marycatherinerzetelny]

Bravo! Perfection of satire comedy! 💜🤣👏

[@_tRISEN]

I Wish this would be placed on public television 😂

[@concernedcitizen684]

This is absolutely hilarious😂😂😂😂

[@Zona-dw9rp]

Well done.

[@uninspirational14]

I love when they keep saying I love kids and Bidenomics is working 😂 Is so Good they just earned a Sub!

[@somebodyhastosayitagain4550]

I've made a decision; I think you are my favorite podcast.

[@Xellossnut]

Oh my this one was probably the creapiest and best one yet. That guy who was playing brandon was spot on.

[@jesserichey9348]

She said “i don’t disagree with him” 😂😂😂😂

[@ericsfishingadventures4433]

This stunt double version of briben seems in way better condition. He's got the creepy down perfect though! 😂

[@scottgonzalez7574]

Wow. So accurate, it’s scary!

[@snoozeflu]

I just paid $7.99 for eggs here in CA but it was for 18 eggs, not 12.

[@FirebirdDude]

This skit was amazing lol!!!

[@ohaviafeldman8535]

"I'm Martha from a vineyard"

[@ruthmaryrose]

It’s true. Almost every time I go to buy anything it seems like the price has gone up.

[@IMTHISBABY]

I needed this laugh...I'm using credit cards to make it to the end of the month...this is a never-ending roller coster ride when I borrow money like this. Boo to the entire Biden admonition. Are these people anti-American in office?

[@GypsyInTheHood]

Yes. Most definitely.

[@thebusdrrivertohell]

1:46 "$5.15, cryptkeeper" It was at this moment that I was sent to the other side. 💀

[@ladydi4537]

😂😂 Me too...☠

[@rfields4137]

"Corn Pop! Where is he!' 😂😂😂😂

[@namoi45]

To quote Al Capone in “The Untouchables,” “Like a lot of things in life, we laugh because it’s funny and we laugh because it’s true.”

[@bdleo300]

Bidenomics can be described in one word: aaapapafoothannenolusa

[@rluellam]

This was hysterical. You got a lot in this short skit. Food prices, obviously, but stumbling, wandering Biden, gas prices, and the gaslighting. Funny, funny.

[@AdelaeR]

You forgot the hair sniffing.

[@crappie72]

sham on you for saying gaslighting and not mentioning donald trump

[@evarchavex4800]

If you think inflation is that bad then you either never had to buy groceries or you're just fucking terrible at math.

[@colinwinogradoff6794]

Gas back to where it was. What do you "blab alon bee". Yellow journalism at its best.

[@rluellam]

@@colinwinogradoff6794 Not sure what you're trying to say, but the Bee is not journalism,. nor does it pretend to be journalism. It's satiric comedy related to what's happening in society, culture, government. Sorry you missed it.

[@DareToBeDeviant]

Crypt Keeper and Gollum. I'm somewhat taken aback the masses haven't referred to Sleepy Joe as such. Keep it coming! :D

[@sccrothers77]

The whisper sold me!🤣

[@killjoy4445]

Oh my goodness, I think I have found my favorite Babylon bee skit actor. There are many good options, but the joe biden impersonation wins over everything else. 😂

[@crocadillius6418]

He’s a good actor. It takes skill to be that good at being that demented

[@onmyworkbench7000]

You guys *_NALED IT AGAIN!!!_*

[@sandrarobison6216]

This well done ! This should be on Saturday night live. Thank you for sharing it sister.

[@prepare4storms807]

And it continues to rise. My family use to be able to buy steaks, grilled veggies and have cookouts, now it's hamburger helper or tuna helper. Soon it'll be Vienna sausages and Ramen noodles.