The TRUTH About The Titanic | History Lessons with Christories Distefano

This week Chris Distefano, your favorite comedian historian is talking about THE TITANIC! Not the movie, which was a 10/10 cinematic experience , talking about the actual sinkage of the first one! Chrissy talks about the RMS Titanic, a luxury steamship, that sank in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean on April 15, 1912. We learn about the safety features and how this was a big deal to be on! I mean they were trying to be the fastest to get to the best place in the world, New York City!!
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[@chrisdcomedy]

COMING TO YOU EVERY WEEK!! COME SEE ME IN YOUR CITY 👉chrisdcomedy.com/tickets

[@shizzychris]

Guys, what the hell? Give this a 👍🏼

[@boomersooner41377]

Are these going to be on Spotify? That would be great.

[@RankinFile7347]

Those immigrants in 3rd class were majority white people, Chrissy....You're coming off a little racist.

[@Kenneth_James]

Your always a little wrong, but ONLY THE HMHS BRITANNIC SUNK & FROM A SEA-MINE! (#1) RMS (Royal Mail Ship) OLYMPIC* 1910-1935 She was an ocean liner. Routes - Southampton - Cherbourg Queenstown - NYC. During WW1 from May 1915 to August 1919, Olympic is reported to have carried over 200,000 troops and other personnel, burning 350,000 tons of coal and travelling about 185,000 miles. Her war service earned her the nickname 'Old Reliable'. Captain Fox Hayes was knighted in 1919 for "Invaluable services and safe transport of our troops". (#2) HMHS (His Majesty's Hospital Ship) BRITANNIC* never operated in her intended role as a passenger ship, instead she was operated as a hospital ship from 1915 until her sinking in the Aegean Sea, in November 1916. At the time she was the largest hospital ship in the world. (#3) MV(MOTOR VESSEL) BRITANNIC* didn't sink. 1929-1960 She cruised transatlantic from Liverpool or London - New York 22 years besides 1939-1947 while moving the troops during WW2.

[@MrBuketman]

Dude you gotta keep doing these history lessons with your humor. I’m actually learning.

[@adamgawwwww]

Make no mistake, when I get notified Professor Chrissy has put up another history lesson, I tuck it back and instantly watch. It is what it is cuz!!!

[@Y92811]

Ladder 14

[@BICfootball92]

Father Bill will come see you in a different way

[@adamgawwwww]

@@Y92811 character piece

[@tommydizzay1648]

Put that glue gun away cuz

[@vicentediaz5268]

Chris the teacher

[@Major98]

I fucking love that Chrissy D is a history fanatic. It was the beauty of History Hyenas to hear top tier comedians give their spin in historical moments

[@josef2012]

The Lindenberg?? 🤣 Thank you for your service,Dr.Chrissy.

[@DiamondGunProduction]

Roger Bricoux was the Titanic's cello player and just 21 years old when he perished during the ship's sinking. But Bricoux wasn't officially declared dead until 2000, though all of the musicians died on April 15, 1912. The French army even called him a deserter when he failed to show up to serve in World War I

[@mytandasouder4485]

French army sounds like my boss. Boss- hello this was a secondary contact number for mytanda. They are late and have given me no notice. I must speak with them. My mom- *sobbing quit calling me I told you their dead, they will not be showing up for work today or any other day here after Boss- well their not picking up the phone. We are short staffed today, and all their sick/vacation days are all used up. This will be a write up .. Mom- *with shocking hands slowly puts the phone up to my ear as I lie in my open casket.

[@Neto0Cleto]

​@@mytandasouder4485 I'm glad I got to appreciate your little tale. Thanks.

[@audreyb53]

Kate Hudson completely transformed herself for this role. Wow. Just amazing. 😂

[@d3one3]

🤣

[@Iggystarkk]

🤣🤣

[@jeffreyrose4240]

She really did.. Not even recognizable

[@audreyb53]

@@jeffreyrose4240 😂

[@robles1724]

Please keep up the great work. History lessons with Christories is genius

[@juannavia33]

Lookup the podcast he left. History Hyenas with chrissy d and yanni p. about 20x better.

[@rebeccaunboundmallard]

Is it a Chrissy Histories, and Chrissy Conspiracies crossover?!? It's a Chrissy miracle ❤️

[@Che1seabluesdrogba11]

More conspiracies would be great

[@zackmitchell4726]

I wish I was joking when I say this but Chris is honestly getting me into history

[@WKRP187]

Why in the hell would you act embarrassed about getting into history?? Afraid you might not be dumber when you put your phone down or something ..lol.. History is fascinating

[@stevedoggelson5568]

Loved Kate Hudson in the Titanic 😻. Another informative lesson Chris Delia!

[@jeffysoule2076]

I was searching for this comment

[@shizzychris]

@@jeffysoule2076 same lol

[@iamkylecoleman]

I’m a simple man. I see Chrissy teaching history, I click like.

[@juannavia33]

lookup Histroy Hyenas. its way better. Chrissy D and Yanni P

[@variaxi935]

Bro PLEASE keep these up omg I have been obsessed with history lately thanks to your work and also a lotta stuff from Shane, and yall have truly encouraged me to believe that if comedians were in charge of education, the U.S.would skyrocket up through the international ranks of education and could be up there with the asians

[@chuchetopelatostone1800]

Next history lesson should be how Valentines day start, this series must not die!!

[@georgelandaverde749]

i swear i would’ve graduated high school if chrissy histories was teaching my class. 😂

[@treyhudson73]

This is one of the best things you do, sir. Really enjoyed you and LCK as well.

[@chrisdcomedy]

THANK YOU BABES!!!

[@thesnapperlapper2559]

100% agree 100%

[@soft.jungle]

Chris, I promise you this is THE MOVE. There is so much fun learning and laughing with these videos. Especially when you pick up on the slight references to other historical stuff related. LOVE how you open up the discussion to viewers to participate so we can become more involved in history, too. Please keep this content coming! Would love to see your perspective of women driving the war effort during WWII!

[@amiller8030]

here here!

[@chrisdcomedy]

THANKS BUBBAS!! APPRECIATE THE SUPPORT!

[@Sandbar-Flamingo]

I learned something new this morning while cleaning up the kitchen, so I’m off to a great start! Also got a new comeback “Go sink like the Titanic”.

[@ripF5C]

Hell yes Chris! My absolute favorite history topic! Keep em comin' lad!

[@chrisdcomedy]

YAAASSS!! THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT

[@ripF5C]

@@chrisdcomedy Of course homie!

[@summerbrasel1099]

My favorite thing on KZbin right now honestly 😂

[@huracanian3051]

Always a good day when Chrissy comes out with the history video ... Love the history videos ! Get Louis c.k. on to talk about presidents with ya lol ...

[@letigre5822]

Why have I never seen Chris history vids… could you imagine him being ur history teacher and how fun that would be

[@tomwalsh6655]

These are very interesting Mate. The HMHS Britannic sunk in 1916 off the coast of Turkey as it hit a mine in WW1 (some say it was shot by a torpedo from the Germans which is controversial as it was a hospital ship which were generally not attacked). It sunk in water so shallow (400ft) that the stern of the ship was still above sea level when the bow hit the sea floor. The ship was at 1/3rd capacity when it sunk (1200) and there were 30 casualties. Unfortunately the casualties were from a lifeboat being released whilst the ships engines were in full force, leading to them being sucked into the propellers and dying a terrible death. The wreck of the ship can still be visited today.

[@chrissosa1369]

If Chris was my AP Government or World History teacher, I probably still would’ve failed the AP exam but I would’ve had a lot more fun

[@MoreBatteries]

Dr. Chrissy is the type of teacher you ask for private tutoring. Yes I said Dr. Also please do The Black Plague. I'm trying to coax you into this, and without any shame. Great show as always. - Morebatteries.

[@SocratesRR90]

I’ve learned more on Christories than I did at school.

[@Thahorr]

Should do one on Edison/Tesla the AC/DC wars

[@chrisdcomedy]

YAASSS

[@justtim1269]

One of the best series on KZbin!!!!! Keep ‘em comin Chrissy you flippin looney tune!!!!!!

[@Khedran]

These history episodes are instant classics

[@maccalhoun4764]

Thanks again Chris, always keeping the mood up for us ❤

[@susyinajacuzii]

LOVE LOVE LOVE CHRISTORIES! I'm a huge history AND comedy buff, this mashup is my fav

[@nolanpitti5588]

These are my new favorite videos!!! Puts such a hilarious twist on history haha

[@Lysergic_Fox]

I get so happy when these drop 😁

[@lesliemarie6358]

Love Christories, this was a great ep! So fascinating.

[@fraropafraropa2286]

salute from Amsterdam! never knew much about American history but Im catching up. Thank you Chrissy!

[@zped4484]

Chrissy is a blessing. My two favorite things are comedy and history!!!!

[@stevied5459]

These videos literally make me so happy I check my KZbin notifications constantly for Chris to upload something. Keep it up my guy

[@chrisdcomedy]

Glad you like them!

[@mihailpetreski]

@chrisdcomedy I'm absolutely loving this series, I've always rated your comedy but you've really stepped up your content recently and you've now got yourself a loyal fan. I'm sure you'll get your second and third fans soon too 😉 Love bruv

[@_EddieRay]

Here after the titan sub imploded lol 🚢 Good sht chrissy

[@benp9879]

Best one yet imo. Chrissy is dialing in this new segment. Love it !!!

[@dotsongray]

Loveeee these history lessons from Sir Christory

[@ChrissyChaosClips]

CHRISTORIES IS THE BEST !!!

[@roastarena]

I never knew the Titanic had the first Starbucks! Thanks, Chrissy! Ur Soo Smart!

[@TheDailyGrubb_Music]

just binged the Christories Playlist last night… this stuff is dope 😂

[@joshc9676]

Ya Christories. This was a great idea. I luv this.

[@patrickmills4217]

Once again, truth facts with chaos. I'm addicted to it. ALSO LOVE THE HAIR!!!!

[@chrisdcomedy]

LOVE YOU BABE!!!

[@logans_beastmaster]

I love the high school history class presentation vibes, I can’t help but wonder if you were able to work in bits like this when you were a kid or if a nun would smack you around. I’d love to hear about it on the pod !!!

[@ryanstalcup7093]

BABES!!! This IS the best shot you do!!! I'd fukin love how hard you grind to get content out!!! Keep on keepin KZbin alive! One love!

[@KadoMason11]

Chris is definitely my all time favorite comic he is so talented. I could listen to these history stories 24/7.

[@clownishryooo4790]

Fuggin *LOVE* these Chrissy histories ❤

[@glamgina]

My 14 yr old is suggesting her history teacher use Christory lessons in the curriculum lol!!

[@taylororourke2525]

YESTERDAY WAS HISTORY!!! Love ya, Chrissy! ❤️

[@sayville_silver]

Im surprised Chris didn't dive deeper into the conspiracy behind the titanic. The captain knew what he was doing, and his family was compensated very handsomely.

[@Thejayfrancis]

dumb

[@Hein99]

Dammit now I have another thing I need to google

[@guyod1]

You have to watch documentary on titanic actually being sister ship. kzbin.info/www/bejne/b2LCeGttmqyInMk

[@jcoxy1057]

@@Hein99 hahahah it’s a good one my friend!

[@asandyloves]

I’ve never been a huge lover of the histories but with Christories, I am to ready learn.

[@zh0ck]

Love these

[@egfunction5641]

THIS is what I need in my week 😊

[@NicturnalBeats]

The hull of the Titanic broke so easily because the steel used to build it was so cold, making the metal more brittle. Had the designer had this in mind the hull should've been thicker. Material science in 1911 wasn't advanced enough for this design to withstand this impact at the given temperature. Major Thomas Andrews L.

[@bengabeneedalife]

Omg the Call Me Maybe reference made me laugh so hard 🤣

[@vmwindustries]

I FN love these history videos!

[@marcuszuniga3691]

Love these history segments. I love learning about the details of history but dont have the attention span so sit through a boring presentation of history. So this format is perfect for me to actually learn some shit lol. Cant wait to go to thanksgiving dinner and tell everyone the titanic had two engines lol

[@chrisdcomedy]

TWO ENGINES!!!

[@teresawright4748]

Makin my Friday’s even better!!!!!♥️🤣😃

[@altcast2946]

the jacket and the plants really brings out the green in your eyes. Very funny.

[@ImJake50]

I lost it when Chris said he would beat the musician over the head with the violin on the crashing plane 😂

[@4TheFellas]

Such a Christoric moment

[@det.caribou7405]

Lmao, the edits make these spectacular

[@pduf7326]

keep 'em comin'

[@daddyoops]

Without Christories I wouldn’t have been able to read! Thank you Chrissy for curing my dyslexia

[@noturaveragecracker]

Please do a Chrissy Conspiracies ! Thank you for all the laughs babe. You and Theo my two favorites

[@coledesnoyer4260]

Just found these videos love it

[@reggiedavis4961]

I love these.

[@lv21987]

He went at full speed with the intent to not only be a beautiful ship but get to port before the scheduled arrival. A feather in his cap.

[@Patmac-ih2le]

I’m a self proclaimed historian and this is shocking accurate

[@cwcamper9091]

Loved it.

[@RobertLydonReviews]

This is the best thing I’ve seen in 2023 so far. Thank you Chrissy

[@GuntherBee09]

Christories is my favorite thing on KZbin ❤

[@garrettnewman7438]

Love these notifications Chrissy

[@GrungyCrayons]

Hey Chrissy Carhartts, you should do an epi wepi on Manifest Destiny. Maybe even some ancient history on the Vikings or Genghis Khan. Been a fan for a long time, keep up the great work!

[@andi_xi]

Yaaayyyy now I can learn about christory while I do the dishes❣️

[@GenesysRider23]

Put on Ultimate Beastmaster yesterday. Completely forgot you hosted! That duck sauce line is forever undefeated. 😂

[@jazelle1446]

Chris lookin like a New England construction worker and I’m lovin it

[@MisssPeachykeen]

The hair parted this way really looks AMAZING

[@whytho9381]

crazy im seeing this NOW! 🤣😂

[@Bigbadbootydaddy170]

These keep getting better

[@riamoonbean]

When he yells it sounds like iago from Aladdin 😂😂😂

[@jenniferoddo7169]

Please please never stop making these!!!!!

[@meddlinginthemiddleandwood5727]

I love these

[@MutualOutlook]

Chrissys hand moments when explaining something 😂

[@SirTootsAlot]

These are underrated. It's like drunk history, but...better

[@anthonyherrera-ts6dj]

Bro! You made me laugh bravo

[@Stoopkid135]

Chrissy D always killing it with the Christories

[@em-ho1tr]

i love these

[@SportfanisCOD]

Hilarious 😂

[@Strychnine1276]

Love this guy!

[@cinemasnitch3959]

love that you're doing this. i became a fan just as hyenas ended so its nice to hear this christorical moment

[@TheActualGrethel]

Chris’ rant at the end about New York really hurt me and my Bostonian heart. I’ll never admit it but I know the truth - my truth.

[@chrisdcomedy]

IT'S THE CENTER OF THE WORLD BABE!!!

[@itsmelchor79]

Can we please get a Christories lesson on the Central and South American Indigenous People ? This has been such a treat to throw in my No Presh pod rotation!

[@devanpitts3799]

Hell yeah! The outro phrase was the best

[@jakeboutet6707]

Andrew Shultz is the only comedian that can get Chris and Yanni to do a history lesson together on flagrant

[@Schedule1ne315]

You know we live in amazing times when we can get free history lessons from a world renowned historian.

[@buddhasoul]

Fuk'n love da Lessons Babe! Also....Lindenburg?! Lol You silly but you're a good kid

[@colinquinn8173]

You and Gillis are the best for this type of stuff lol