The Tsar Who was Killed 4 Times | The Lives & Times of Dmitri Ivanovich

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Empire of the Tsars - Romanov Russia with Lucy Worsley:
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Catherine the Great:
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Ekaterina - Rise of Catherine the Great:
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Music (in order of appearance):
Kevin Macleod - Spacial Harvest
Kevin Macleod - Hidden Past
Derek & Brandon Fiechter - Russian Winter
Sonata Arctica - Wildfire
The Fiechters - Tale of the Firebird
Kalinka (instrumental)
The Fiechters - Market of the Northlands
The Fiechters - Growling Bear Tavern
Dr Who closing theme

[@JackRackam]

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[@vailijenenadasevaljevic7419]

Ok

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

William Lyonz Mackenzie next plz

[@bloodstoneore4630]

Is this a good place to confess that I, tsar Dmitri, am still alive

[@JackRackam]

@@bloodstoneore4630 Dmitri! Where were you when the monarchy was crumbling, that was your moment my guy! Now Putin's gonna try to disappear you

[@13597g]

I'm waiting for the Alcibiades episode!

[@aleksandarvil5718]

Dmitri Ivanovich: **dies** Also Dmitri: _"Oh No! ... Anyway."_

[@soulstriker1362]

"Anyway, I started hussaring..."

[@randomsandwichian]

It is but a flesh wound!!!!

[@cindys9491]

Don't mess with an angry third grader.

[@myview5840]

Omg they killed Dimitri

[@redwankhan3375]

Damn got to play ck3 again

[@thequackster1758]

Theory: every russian tsar is just Dimitri taking on different personas

[@thebiglich]

*ever tsar and the president of russia

[@timmmahhhh]

@@thebiglich In other words they're just Putin us on.

[@iainhansen1047]

Yes

[@uekiguy5886]

pericles -- You wrote "is" instead of "was"......Y'mean......they still have Tsars???????

[@gtPacheko]

@@uekiguy5886 yes

[@BlackSabbath628]

Plot twist : Rasputin was Dmitri the whole time. He just got tired of being a tsar and wanted to be a monk for a while.

[@westernstealth873]

Until he got tired of that and wanted to bang the Romanov Tzar’s Queen... and like every woman in Moscow

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

And later, he got tired of being a Monk, so he wanted to be a foreboding and dangerous man, so he took on the identity of "Vladimir Putin"

[@SvrWxArchive1807]

Hah funny you mention this but there is a theory that Tsar Alexander I (r. 1801-1825) actually faked his own death to become a monk.

[@dianheffernan3436]

Mork calling Orson

[@dianheffernan3436]

Star trek enterprise in cognito,yeah.

[@joethehero2]

I guess the whole "Princess Anastasia survived the firing squad" thing from the 80's and 90's has precidence.

[@ghostkai8713]

Seems so, but unfortunately I don't think Dmitri can belt out Once Upon A December as masterfully

[@marcusl8011]

@@ghostkai8713 he's not a gacha waifu either. Or at least not yet

[@Vexin980]

@@ghostkai8713 Hey you don't know. Maybe he had the voice of an angel.

[@jackalhead7433]

"Oh my god they killed Dimitri!" "You bastards!!"

[@thewordcakeisracist7801]

Alright let's get the list on what Russia has: - surviving gas attack without mask - some weird magic guy who survived poisons - a tsar who keeps returning after his death

[@sodinc]

guys surviving a number of letal doses of radiation

[@CollinMcLean]

And current President who's probably killed a bunch of people using all those methods... Russian history is a trip!

[@papillon5839]

You forgot Putin 🙃

[@RedXD42]

built: different

[@aickavon]

Y’know. As funny as this is. Some drunk homeless new yorker puts everyone to shame cause this dude was intentionally poisoned multiple times in a pub. But kept coming back to the samenpub

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

"Where you killed? Dmitri Ivanovich: "Sadly yes, but I lived!" x4

[@ieuanhunt552]

I survived. By being dead. In pretend.

[@fredrikkirderf2907]

not to nitpick but x 3

[@torcaace]

@@ieuanhunt552 You knoow, this Dorn quote is ironically better applied to Alpharius, who seems to be Dimirti

[@ieuanhunt552]

@@torcaace or Vulkan. With his ridiculous regeneration powers.

[@torcaace]

@@ieuanhunt552 nah it's more of Alpharius because the other Dimitris are known as Fake Dimitry 1,2 and 3. But hey, i am Dimitry. I am still waiting for the secret Dimitry twin saga

[@aleksandarvil5718]

All Rusians: "No *We* thought you were.....dead." Dmitri Ivanovich: "My death was greatly exaggerated."

[@forickgrimaldus8301]

In the Name of Dimitri, Dimitri lives in death

[@wobba4436]

somehow Dmitri Ivanovich has returned for the fifth time

[@Shiria37]

I love to imagine how Russia probably just had a string of those people we have in every asilium thinking they are Santa just casually coming out of the woods saying how "yes, I am the Tsar!"

[@ABW941]

The whole "Iam the real Tsar"-thing happened a couple of times. It is similar to the "Iam the real pope"-thing which happened even more often, but has lost its appeal in recent times.

[@dianheffernan3436]

Well let the Santa thing send you the elf,ooooh

[@ABW941]

@@dianheffernan3436 Elf on the shelf?

[@dianheffernan3436]

@@ABW941 wow,and yeah,everything seems to have a toxic threat,so even the numbers on your reply...I..9..nine,Deutsche of spekin ze Deutsche..AB,being of 12 judis 4..being part of a square quarter one as in you proclame to be an ace,don't even like for any to be provoked,soo,and you seem of a Vietnam vet and I did not invent the lotto,maybe why ...whether you use a number,it can and will be unscrambled,welcome back to the USSR,

[@ABW941]

@@dianheffernan3436 I dont really understand how this relates to my posting, but anyway I like your general crazy attitude, and yes i speak german, but i have never been to vietnam.

[@alicia1463]

"Kalinka" playing and speeding up every time what "ACTUALLY" happened was described was an amazing touch.

[@nathanseper8738]

It fits so well.

[@powersettingsm7172]

The people: "HE'S DMITRI" Unlucky person: "Please i'm telling you i'm not Dmitri" The people: "YOU'RE DMITRI" Unlucky person: "FINE I AM DMITRI NOW FUCK OFF!"

[@Itcouldbebunnies]

"He's not the Czar, he's a very naughty boy!"

[@selectivepontification8766]

The people: "How shall we fuck off, O Tzar?"

[@reidepetty619]

I look forward to seeing “I am a Catholic. I very devout Catholic. God, I love that Pope” in a Jack Rackam Out of Context video.

[@theoneandonlydetraebean8286]

"Remember, Rodrigo Diaz, we are deep in Moorish territory away from any reinforcements. All we have to do is stealthy sneak aboard the boat heading back to the nearest Catholic Kingdom and we will be totally...."

[@JonManProductions]

Germany, France: "Russia's impossible to invade" Poland: "KURWA! HOLD MY VODKA!"

[@szymonpinkowski256]

THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED!

[@asgrahim9164]

*WODKA

[@Vitalis94]

They mostly drank mead at the time.

[@clementlefevre5384]

yeah, but they cheated :p they were way closer to moscow than france and germany when they invaded :p no, i'm not salty at all.

[@szymonpinkowski256]

@@clementlefevre5384 sweden was even closer and they fuked up

[@acrispywaffleiron4014]

Someone: *dies* Dimitri, Rasputin, 100 Slavs to angry to die: weak

[@aleksandarvil5718]

Someone: *False Dmitri* Others: *Pseudo-Demetrius* Me, as an intelectual: **Лжедмитрий**

[@CentipedeM]

Lyin'Dmitri

[@brokenhert123]

I died laughing

[@nightslasher9384]

...?

[@nightslasher9384]

Speak English!!!

[@brokenhert123]

@@nightslasher9384 Lažmitri ♡

[@nebulan]

I had to stop to breathe when Queen Elizabeth was revealed as the lich master

[@sodinc]

the video ended a minute ago but i still can`t breath normally since that scene!

[@gabrielaubry1334]

Summoned by Ellen, Dubya and some third guy!

[@sammunn5177]

I like to imagine after the second Dmitri people just started grabbing people who looked like him in a Life of Brian kind of scenario

[@deutscherrapblog7014]

How many times do we have to teach you this lesson young men

[@RainintheBrain]

I love the old people

[@josepablolunasanchez1283]

Teacher: Write 1000 times "I am the tsar"

[@DanielGalimidi]

I heard about these events as "the Dimitriads" in a college course on History of Russia, thanks for making this way funnier than what the professor taught the class.

[@Alaryk111]

In Polish they aee called "Dymitriady"

[@MaTi-rf6po]

Correction: King of PLC never wanted his son to become the tsar. He stated this publicly in a latter to the polish nobility, he merely wanted some lands and publicly disapproved of his son becoming tsar both out of fear that he'll be killed like many others and becouse nobility was distrustfull of him after he tried to sell throne of poland-lithuania to some habsburg prince and was discovered. He used the letter to sort of point out and say: "HA i could use my son to take over the funny noble democracy that we have here if he was the Tsar! Look how good of a king i am, respecting the law and not trying to install a absolute monarchy!". (source: "Historia Władysława, królewicza polskiego i szwedzkiego pages 156-158). The nobility or the magnates was the prime driving force behind unifying russia and plc into some sort of a triple monarchy en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish%E2%80%93Lithuanian%E2%80%93Muscovite_Commonwealth and the crown itself was offered by the boyars to king's son as well. Otherwise great video!

[@misharuzov2753]

"some lands" more like all of our land, you guys occupied Moscow. Russian national unity day is celebrated on the day we beat you. It's the closest we have ever been to total destruction (bar WW2).

[@JakubWojciechowski933]

@@misharuzov2753 Wow. I think I consider this a complement

[@Artur_M.]

@@misharuzov2753 It's complicated, usually where there's two Poles there are at least three opinions. Some wanted just to retake Smolensk (which did belong to the Grand Duchy of Lithuania before 1514 and this goal was realized in the end), some were indeed thinking about conquest of the whole Muscovy (Russia). Hetman Stanisław Żółkiewski, who won the greatest victory in this war at Klushino in 1610 and took Moscow was actually against this conflict in the first place. He was the one who negotiated with some boyars the plan of prince Władysław becoming Tsar, after converting to Orthodoxy. He later wrote a book about this war criticising Polish King and condemning the magnates like Jerzy Mniszech, who were the ones to first support the false Dmitri.

[@misharuzov2753]

@@Artur_M.I wouldn't exactly say retake but yeah the borderlands were definitely the main objective.Ukraine is the result of this. Originally Russian cities with Polish cultural influence.

[@rogerreger9631]

I like to think that the last 3 times that they "killed" Dmitri, it was a case of mistaken identity as in they stabed a guy who they thought was him and the real Dmitri layed low until he made his big reappearance back shocking everyone. Or everyone who "killed" him stab or slashed him, saw blood and assumed he died when he actually just passed out from being cut. Or he just perfected Rasputin's elixir of immortality and just got bored of dyeing and didn't bother coming back a fifth time.

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

The Russian evolutionary chain: Rasputin > Dimitri > Putin

[@rogerreger9631]

@@jakespacepiratee3740 *slowly takes of sunglasses* Dear god!

[@festethephule7553]

@@rogerreger9631 There's more.

[@lucasbeck1391]

@@festethephule7553 NOOOOOOOOO

[@santiagogarza8121]

That should be a mr magoo type story

[@Galeden]

Dude he didn't die, he's a legendary lord, he just gets wounded for a few rounds.

[@kekero540]

Rasputin “I was killed three times!” Dimitri “ok and?”

[@stonewall008]

Oh my it's fun being first in a history video - it will make history!

[@dalek--ck9oy]

Holy shit your alive

[@jwcarroll6378]

Congrats and you’re alive!! ^__^ Love your vids.

[@jackukridge5381]

Nero did something similar, he looked quite well for a man who had stabbed himself in the throat.

[@benr.4238]

OOooohhhh, so _THAT'S_ why he had that neckbeard!

[@lordvyse19]

Wait what are you referencing?

[@jackukridge5381]

@@lordvyse19 Three different Psuedo Neros pretended to be him. But he had committed suicide years earlier.

[@lordvyse19]

@@jackukridge5381 Thank you!

[@augustuscaesar8287]

You may not know this... but my great, great grandson Nero had a beard covering his neck.

[@thebiglich]

Hes no tsar, hes a sith emperror

[@TheGoodOne1998]

He is as about as killable as Tenebrae/Darth Vitiate/Valkorion.

[@nicbahtin4774]

A sith lo'mperror ?

[@tsar389]

Dark Empire moment

[@martinmortyry7444]

Somehow Dimitri returned...

[@ghirahimlefabuleux8984]

@@martinmortyry7444 Again?!?!

[@AbrahamLincoln4]

"Dmitri!? I thought you died?" *"I was dead a long time ago."*

[@gavinsmith6516]

This is just that one scene from Dr. Strange. “Russia, I’ve come to bargain”.

[@deiansalazar140]

"Ohhhh no not you again" *stabs*

[@CurtisD01]

10:14 when he said "ohhhh no not you again" that made laugh out loud

[@nathanseper8738]

Get back in the coffin, dead boy!

[@deiansalazar140]

"WE'RE NOT DOING THIS AGAIN"

[@TransSappho]

Fun fact: the False Dmitry is also known by the incredibly cool name Pseudo-Demetrius

[@alanpennie]

Everything's cooler in Greek.

[@Volnas97]

"Oh my god, they killed Dimitri!" "You bastards!"

[@bryanadkins6776]

Dude, you can't just repost an excerpt from a History channel documentary in your prologue.

[@Dave_Sisson]

While he had zombies and space aliens in line with almost every History Channel show, there was no mention of Big Foot who is also in most History Channel shows, therefore this video is not up to History Channel standards.

[@scienceme9794]

Dimitri Ivanovich is still alive. He's hanging out on Oak Island with the aliens and a certain German artist with a small mustache.

[@Artur_M.]

Oh, this is the greatest topic yet.

[@MorroZorro]

I agree, Russia is by far the most interesting of the Slavic countries because of crazy stuff like this.

[@finderboy42]

I have something to admit...I'm actually Dmitri Ivanovich, the rightful heir to the russian throne

[@shinybreloom4027]

wow!

[@shadymann9468]

This is the man we need and we need them now.

[@nathanseper8738]

To the convent with you!

[@olegshtolc7245]

As a russian i totally believe yoy, my Tsar!

[@deiansalazar140]

Ohhhh nooo not you again *stabs*

[@Mapovsic]

In England: "Who is your favourite king?" "Which one?" "The 5th." In Russia: "Who is your favourite Tsar?" "Dmitri" "Which one?" "The 1st the 2nd"

[@Mrkabrat]

I belive a name is missing

[@merrittanimation7721]

Well that ended anti-climactically. It's annoying when stories in history end halfway throu-

[@riko_sandokan]

Russia had "Among Us" in 1600s. And "Among Us 2" in 1760/70s.

[@finnicpatriot6399]

Just shut up. Please, just shut up.

[@forickgrimaldus8301]

Among us 3 in the Russian Civil war.

[@darksteiner631]

My guy just keep on respawning like a boss.

[@akechijubeimitsuhide]

I'm here because I love opera and this guy is featured in Boris Godunov (the first impostor). The kid version also shows up as a ghost in a lot of productions to haunt Boris who is steadily going mad with guilt. Dmitri then hits it up with Polish princess Marina, who is just as ambitious as he is. Vasily is also present as a slimy little bastard trying to make things worse for Boris.

[@nathanseper8738]

Epic story.

[@macanaeh]

For those wondering what happened with the whole succession crisis, the Smuta: the Poles successfully occupied Moscow and the Polish king's son Vladislaw got to be Tsar for a year or two, before a Russian militia led by Knyaz Dmitry Pozharskiy and a Butcher named Kuzma Minin took Moscow back, after which a nephew of Ivan the Terrible's wife Anastasia Romanovna (patronym), Feodor Romanov (surname) got his son Michael to be elected the new Tsar of Russia, and the first Romanov Tsar of Russia at that, while Feodor got himself a nice and powerful position of the Patriarch of the Russian Orthodox Church, changing his name to Filaret and being the true ruler of Russia for a couple of years through his son

[@itaybron]

Even Rasputin would say this is a little extreme.

[@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967]

As I am one of Rasputin's reincarnations, yes this is extreme. Not really surprised though.

[@itaybron]

Russia: There Dimitri is finally dead. Dimitri: privyet.

[@forickgrimaldus8301]

Poles: You SOB I'am in.

[@lordblackwood8459]

"You technically can't prove that didn't happen." Then has the flying teapot in the background. Good lord that's great.

[@mothiestman4995]

I've always loved the story of the false Dmitris. Absolutely beautiful.

[@macanaeh]

Jack, as a Russian, I love, love, love you for covering the Smuta... I mean, totally not the Smuta, but only Dmitri I, of course

[@finnicpatriot6399]

What's incredible is that not only did Poland occupy Moscow during this crisis, so did Sweden-Finland with a mostly Finnish army. A weird time

[@TheBard1999]

Then few decades later the entire thing is reverses, with PLC on brink of collapse; Swedes ccupying Warsaw and Krakow, Russians sacking Vilnius.

[@finnicpatriot6399]

@@TheBard1999 Man, dynastic politics + foreign interests sure do make a great powder keg mix.

[@nlabonte]

2:37 "Not a bastard, exactly. Just a half-bastard." A... half-stard, perhaps?

[@franciscolomeli8931]

Now we need a video about Pseudo-Alexios who basically tried to do the same thing but in the Byzantine empire

[@goldenfiberwheat238]

Don’t forget the guy who claimed to be the reincarnation of Julius Caesar

[@arcticdino1650]

I wonder if the 2nd and 3rd Dimitri really were the same guy, seeing as how his wife identified him as such.

[@Ussurin]

Ah yes, it was all due to our ancient Polish tradition of glueing together someone's ashes, we still keep Jan 3rd Sobieski alive that way, tho he prefers gardening these days.

[@sodinc]

@@Ussurin fck, it hurts to laugh already

[@thebiglich]

@@Ussurin you think you're joking but the health minister of hungary wants to rebuild mathias I of hunyad instead of ordering more vaccines

[@Elenrai]

@@thebiglich ...WHY?!

[@thebiglich]

@@Elenrai because the health minister is a lunatic who's obsessed with ultranationalist fake history and think deadly diseases can be survived with praying

[@meingaht6265]

Got the notification right when I left my last class for the day, pretty lucky stuff.

[@ethancoster1324]

The HRE pulled the same shenanigans with Frederick II. There was even a rumour about his possession of a magical ring that gave him invisibility.

[@KCCOmug]

This was the best episode of Ancient Aliens I've ever seen.

[@-avalon-9440]

“Your supposed to be dead!” “My death… was greatly exaggerated.”

[@iainhansen1047]

As ancient aliens always says “iS IT pOsSiBlE”

[@ianyork2655]

I remember learning this story in my Russian imperial history class and yeah it was this level of insane

[@eprst45]

3:10 Tsarevich Dmitry could play not just with a knife, but in the medieval analogue of the children's game of "nojichki"("knives"). This game has many varieties, but all involve throwing a knife at a target. When I was a child (1980s) the target was made on the ground under the feet of the players, sometimes there were several targets. And the kids threw knives at targets. One day my knife accidentally ricocheted into my leg. Fortunately, the knife was short and blunt, and the wound was not deep. My wound was anointed with "zelyonka" (magic soviet medical liquid green) and I didn’t even have to put any stitches. But if the prince played with a "podsaidashny noj" or “sideknife” (this is a thin and sharp knife with a blade more than 40 centimeters for piercing chain mail), he could easily inflict a mortal wound on himself. Don't let your children play with long and sharp pieces of iron, and your dynasty will not be interrupted! 😉 Царевич Дмитрий мог играть не просто с ножом, а в средневековый аналог детской игры в "ножички". Это игра имеет много разновидностей, но все связаны с метанием ножа в мишень. Когда я был ребенком (1980е годы) мишень делалась на земле под ногами игроков, иногда мишеней было несколько. И детишки бросали нож в мишени. Однажды мой нож случайно рикошетировал мне в ногу. К счастью, нож был короткий и тупой, а рана получилась не глубокой. Мою рану помазали "зелёнкой" и даже швов не пришлось накладывать. Но если царевич играл "подсайдашным ножом" (это тонкий и острый нож с клинком больше 40 сантиметров для пробивания кольчуги) он вполне мог случайно нанести себе смертельную рану. Не давайте вашим детям играть с длинными и острыми железками, и ваша династия не прервется! 😉

[@ArvelCrynyd]

I'm not saying Vladimir Putin is also Dmitri...but have you ever noticed how we've never seen Dmitri and Putin in the same room together at the same time?

[@domehammer]

The first death being faked is more believable because of the seizure theory. If Dimitri actually suffered seizures then faking his death to hide him away would make sense. It could also be why the church never recognized his mothers marriage, she gave birth to a incapable heir.

[@DefaultFlame]

This is one of my favorite videos from Jack. It's just so great.

[@santi2683]

Someone needs to make a HoI4 mod were some dude claims to be Dmitri and BTFOs Stalin or something

[@johndanes2294]

Sounds like something that could happen in one of the warlord states in TNO

[@kubakornijenko1927]

Long and happy life has it .Its curently in devepment.

[@generalalduin9548]

The real Dimitri watching everything go down: “can everyone *please* stop impersonating me?!”

[@kv4648]

The fact that this vid was uploaded at 3 am in the morning for me really helps the immersion.

[@Mnogojazyk]

I think Dmitri was a Gallifreyan Time Lord, and he simply regenerated every so often until he ran out of regenerations.

[@josepablolunasanchez1283]

Russia was trapped in the Groundhog day.

[@reginaldpasao8390]

Russians: I thought you were dead; Dimitri Ivanovich: It seems reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

[@TheDarkjoker99]

"How many times do we have to teach you this lesson Young Man!"

[@howlerbat4040]

Great video as always, love it when you cover Russian history, keep it up! But I have to say Pushkin actually popularised the whole 'Goduov got Dmitri killed' narrative with his opera and it is actually quite plausible that he had a fit and stabbed himself with a knife. I mean the whole thing took place way before Feodor died and Godunov had no way of knowing that he wouldn't produce an heir of his own and die childless. Besides Vasilii Shuiskyi (who subsequenty became the tsar for a bit) was leading the whole investigation and had no gain from covering up Godunov's hand in this murder since he ended up framing him later anyway. It's all very messy just like the rest of Russian history but I'm glad you're willing to go into this to give us the best content

[@elisaesperante6805]

The best explanation of the four dimitris I’ve found so far, great job

[@cow1816]

"Glory oh glory, Dimitri LIVES!" oh wrong name, I meant alexei

[@johndanes2294]

Verify that clock

[@nashpeleuses]

Dimitri's week: Sunday: Die Monday: Reappear after a while Tuesday: Become the Tsar Wednesday: Die Thursday: Disappear for a while Friday: Reappear after a while Saturday: Become the Tsar

[@bartoszkosmowski7149]

Me a Pole: ah yes my favourite part of Russian history

[@rianfolt7624]

what about 1772-1795?

[@finnicpatriot6399]

Me a Finn: ah yes my favourite part of Russian history

[@bartoszkosmowski7149]

@@rianfolt7624 i like it because it is great setting for historical drama and inspiration for stories in fantasy

[@rianfolt7624]

@@finnicpatriot6399 my favorite part 1714-1721

[@finnicpatriot6399]

@@rianfolt7624 Nice epic genocide trole. You have truly owned me with this, how will I ever recover?

[@toffthe]

Just discovered your channel and binge watching. Top content

[@jarekwrzosek2048]

Dmitri: With the help of Polish Nobility gets the throne of Russia Russians: Kill dmitri and fire his ashes out of cannon Dmitri: I'll fuckin' do it again!

[@yunleung2631]

I love the animations!! They’re finally back!!

[@georgewilson7432]

I really like how you ilustrate the story. It's satisfying.

[@bertchintus4103]

Dude no way, I have been spending the past few weeks doing research on the false Dmitri's, AND YOU MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT THEM, GODDAMN, thanks jack

[@kramp154]

Also big props, i was rewatching some cogito and i like seeing creators supporting creators in each others comments

[@angryangst9288]

You are so funny and such a good teacher please never stop putting out content

[@connormacdonald4722]

Seeing a teapot in space for one second and understanding where the reference came from makes me feel smart :3

[@timfortune9]

How could I have forgotten the Saga of Pseduo-Dmitrius when thinking of the videos of the kids of the subjects of prior videos?

[@mexlo1001]

This mans gave me perfect material to write my first SCP. Wish me luck boys. 💪😎✌️

[@brunontahomvukiye1329]

Yesss Great Video

[@arribalaschivas91]

Last time I was this early for a new video by Jack was... probably never. Glad I was off work early today

[@TheBronzeDog]

This. This guy is the new meme tsar. Once this video gets popular enough, we'll be flooded with Dmitris.

[@ovs8691]

And as we all know, Ivanovich came back and went by a different name, Alexi Romanov Tick tock, tick tock

[@markovujosevic8373]

Oh my God, you've killed Dimitri...

[@forickgrimaldus8301]

Dimitri: anyway.

[@year111]

You svoloch!

[@CivilWarWeekByWeek]

So this is how Putin plans to go beyond his life time powers

[@rachelbrooks1262]

"They call him the plummer." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lilliedoubleyou3865]

7:00 His ashes? My prof said it was his whole body, stuffed in a cannon, and then fired in the direction of the PLC.

[@maxthepaladin2147]

There was a historical fiction book "Loot and Loyalty", built around the story of the 4th Dimitri

[@williambarraclough8712]

This channel is one of the most underated on KZbin.

[@redriddler1231]

Macho Man Randy Savage. He trains people so hard they can shoot lasers from their eyes after completing a one month training session.

[@nb5437]

If Magellan TV doesn’t have a show about a monarch who was needlessly brought back to life three times, you can always watch Loki on Disney+

[@ericmarley7060]

"It appears reports of my *survival* have been *greatly* exaggerated..."

[@hewhoshallnotbenamed5168]

This episode was hilarious with all the Dimitri conspiracies. Good stuff!

[@Cliffwalkerrockhounding]

Bro. You are so awesome. You make me laugh. I rarely laugh. Thank you.

[@kramp154]

Lets go he s back again, jack i know that you already have the patreon but have you considered posting to nebula?

[@JackRackam]

I'm not actually a member of Standard, which is the creator-owned agency that runs Nebula, so I could only consider posting there if I were invited. I have made a bonus video for Armchair history TV though, which is also available on my patreon - it's about Victor Emmanuel III, aka the king of Italy who gave Mussolini the keys to the kingdom so that he could get back to coin collecting

[@panchora99]

That last Doctr Who joke, it was a nice touch

[@supagangsta2962]

Also, before official Polish-Russian war eastern magnates did private expeditions to put Dimitri on the throne. Obviously every one failed but Big D always managed to escape. Those expeditions finally made Russia fight back and that's when magnates managed to get Polish kings backing

[@joelbuchalter9959]

Nice use of Russel's Teapot.