The Ultimate Betrayal | Monopoly [ROUND 9-1]

[@kaylavcsteward__]

The fact that Dan is in his 40s is unbelievable, until he tries to technology. Then you realize that he might be 80.

[@JINX1441]

He did learn to steam

[@prince_nocturne]

@@JINX1441 He also had that burning desire to learn Backgammon, which he now has and enjoys.

[@Gorbgorbenson]

Yeah it is really weird to think about. He’s roughly the same age as Brian Kibler.

[@mistertagomago7974]

I'm 28 and I'm still confused at times how to Steam. What's this origin thing? I didnt ask for that!

[@soph7775]

i’m 18 and hES OLDER THAN MY MOM

[@jacobb5564]

Them: “Next time on game grumps!” Me: *sees 3 minutes left* “something’s not right here”

[@pearlexquisite935]

Exactly

[@Godofthemyths]

I was sure that Arin's next turned ended with him being bankrupt BUT IT IS SO MUCH BETTER!

[@barrier5649]

I can feel it

[@hosaruamalith7816]

Dealer cheats monopoly just like reality lol.

[@KylieColours]

I clicked away to the next one and was SO confused

[@Resuarus]

"I'm learning how to Steam." - Dan as he accepts an invite on Uplay.

[@SOLIDaegis]

I sometimes forget that he’s about the same age as my mom.

[@sararaymundo8179]

Adam Blake Holy crap you’re right

[@1xDiabolicx1]

Adam Blake Dan hasn’t known about relevant technology since Mike Tyson’s punch out

[@thebokchoyboy92]

They can move interchangeably though. Like, you can buy a Uplay game on Steam or EpicGames and inv. people if they're your friends on there and not Uplay.

[@coffeekaker8128]

Why is that me tho lmao

[@TheRealSullyG]

The Steam reviews say that the PC version is extremely glitchy during online multiplayer mode...so that ending kinda makes sense

[@cheyannei5983]

It's essentially all because ubisoft wouldn't make the multiplayer peer to peer. So the server is bad (to lower costs) and there's that kick (to lower costs)

[@ActivelyVacant]

Looks like the game just got tired of waiting for Dan to roll and decided "I'm going to end this."

[@comradebusman3]

huh, odd seeing you here. For some reason i just assume that youtubers I watch never do comments on other youtubers I watch. I know it's stupid, but it always catches me off guard.

[@clawchette2622]

I'm pretty sure it was just the game playing for Dan because he took too long to play, so it's not a glitch, just awful luck and the game being petty with players who take too long by making the worst choices for them

[@Ayoul]

@@cheyannei5983 A bad server doesn't lower costs. The cost of hosting the games remains the same and having it peer to peer would lower costs so that doesn't even make sense. The kick is also extremely common in dozens if not hundreds of games. Again, not to lower costs, it's to prevent frustration for the other players if one person goes AFK too long or intentionally stalls the match.

[@redtexan7053]

Us: Well, looks like Dan is going to win another game of Monopoly. Monopoly: No, I don’t think so.

[@QuikVidGuy]

this shit turns around so many times and I'm still not done. Somehow in the last 5 minutes it goes from Arin in the shit to Dan landing on all his properties to profiting off Arin to losing completely It's like a thrill ride, Monopoly is usually more consistent than this

[@yoursaltyface]

Dan: ".....Welcome back to Game Grumps!" Me: "I sense a disturbance within the Force"

[@DrAustinSauce]

Amandine was upset that the boys were playing without her, so she took over Dan's computer and ensured that no fun would be had. It's the only logical explanation.

[@jtom1995]

Just Amandine. Just Amandine. Just Amandine.

[@kittithekitter]

Just amandine

[@DaniJHollis]

Amandine Amandine Amandine Amandine Amandine

[@Romaufish]

ÆmÅňđĮŃę

[@Dudeman9339]

Amandine is a mans name.

[@NightmareKnight7]

Arin: "There's no way I'm gonna win this!" Monopoly: "Bro, I got'chu."

[@CardGamesRule.]

He used his video game boy powers

[@tastymedleys]

I saw this comment before finishing the episode and thought Arin would land on free parking. But no, it was worse, much worse.

[@elijoy2585]

Dan: Good Day! Monopoly: I'm about to end this man's whole career

[@thatguymarco]

Next time on GameGrumps: *still has 3 minutes left of the episode* Me: *somethings wrong I can feel it*

[@oivatank]

Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what...

[@nwagg5667]

If that means what it mean then we’re in big trouble

[@Fr0stbit3_]

N Wagg And if monopoly is as crazy as they say, we’re in trouble

[@thomasmeable]

Oh my god I read your comment just before the end and I cannot imagine how that could've gone worse Gotta love Uplay

[@deadheckle2140]

Would drop a like but it’s at 420 right now so ima leave the like down here king 👍

[@thekuuderedude1737]

"I didn't touch a thing" You see young Daniel, that is precisely the problem, you didn't touch anything hence the game thought you were being idle and kicked you, by method of bankruptcy

[@CuteCuteJames]

I wish this was top comment. I never would have known. Is there any warning?

[@ryancombs2275]

But didn’t he choose to roll?

[@william1877]

@@ryancombs2275 when your idel for too long the game rolls for you and bankrupts you.

[@HarlandProduction]

Going into the start of this episode knowing about this I knew it was only a matter if time. Really sucks. They got lucky with that first pause.

[@wildeasage]

Specifically, I believe the rule is that if you idle out your turn 2 times in a game, you get automatically bankrupted. I don’t like it, but I get why it’s there. It feels like it should be at least 3 idle turns. Rule of 3, Ubi! Haven’t you guys ever fought a boss?

[@Resuarus]

I love how not upset Arin is at the end. You can almost hear the smile on his face.

[@MoonLotus69]

it's the only win on this monopoly he has

[@tomduckworth6430]

“I’m learning to Steam.” -Daniel ‘former member of Steam Train’ Avidan 2020

[@SophieSquid]

*me, the dumbass who just realised why it's called steam train*

[@WhenDPSFalls]

​@@SophieSquid Because ROSS ((and no one else, definitely can't blame Arin or the lovelies)) bought to many games, and then they had to play them all, even tho they didn't even scratch the surface of the games in that library. I think about the WoW episode a lot, and how it was virtually impossible for a single one of them to play that game for a minute and copy paste that into 75% of the games they own and that's what they saved us from watching. I personally would love to struggle.

[@Grizzled_Spacer_2]

Even tho shift f2 is for ubisoft and not steam lol

[@TheSpookiestSkeleton]

"I'm learning to Steam." He says, learning to Uplay

[@SolstaceWinters]

He was the "train" part.

[@niconee2873]

rip to all the people who left when they said next time on game grumps

[@haywoodjblome4768]

Fr

[@squidbit4353]

I left fullscreen when they said that and saw that there was like 5 minutes left, I was confused lol

[@justaguy12345]

F

[@metroidpewb3445]

Arin: *losing at Monopoly Monopoly: "Fine, I'll do it myself"

[@bpark79]

Monopoly: *puts on Infinity Gauntlet*

[@ToffiiStreams]

"And next time on Game Grumps..." guy's there's still like 5 minutes left, was there a really good bit or? OH.

[@jaywilkey1323]

There was a really, Really good bit.

[@TheBeijingWarrior]

He prob did have his fingers on something

[@theoccultcat]

That ending happened to Bob when he played with Mark and Wade. Apparently if you wait too long to make a move the game thinks you left and declares bankruptcy, though I'm not sure why it did it after you rolled.

[@Swordkirby9999]

It might have rolled for him just at the point where he would have rolled anyway to keep the game moving.

[@victoryfraud1756]

That is the most stupid thing, they didn't even stay inactive for that long. Poor Dan, you could just feel the disappointment in his voice.

[@thomask.98]

@@Swordkirby9999 Makes sense if you can only declare bankruptcy at the end of your turn

[@WyvernWolfe]

Google any monopoly streamers who played this, a lot of games end on them being kicked because of that garbage idling system

[@dannyfairall112]

Yeah, if you're inactive for 2 turns it auto-bankrupts you. (The first time being when they paused at around 12:10) It's really dumb.

[@HoxMouse]

"Rotparoge is Egoraptor spelled backwards!" Woah! And Happytarts is Stratyppah backwards, it all makes sense!

[@jianpejianpe]

Yes, yes, the stars finally align

[@rasmusn.e.m1064]

Man, I don't know. But I do know Dannyboy taps right into my hart.

[@Bangaudaala]

Oh its all coming toghether!!

[@MonkHB]

12:20 - If you become inactive 2 more times...... I'm sure the rest of that message isn't important

[@goosebump8917]

Ohhhhh shit!

[@pearlexquisite935]

This needs more attention

[@bluelfsuma]

Grumps need to see this.

[@D.Jay.]

Dan: They pay me to lead not to read

[@BabyKagome16]

Foreshadowing Dan's doom

[@myboithomas]

This is the worst and best possible ending for an episode of monopoly

[@georgehernandez2156]

Thats what happens when you're playing an online game.

[@vilkarmooringstead5346]

I've rewatched it five times, and I gotta say, I think it's the best ending of any game grumps episode

[@megalomaniacalHalide]

Ubisoft can't program for shit, as it turns out. And their execs are abusive predators.

[@mediocreandworse59]

I was actually joking to myself that he would comically press the wrong button or something on his computer during the Windows bar issue and cause the game to end and then I laughed when I watched the actual ending

[@jackdaft258]

@@georgehernandez2156 Seems kind of dumb in a private session with only two players. More like shitty programming by Ubisoft, the company that harbors and protects rapists.

[@kenshii2b294]

So Arin can spell "Egoraptor" backward but he can't spell "eye" backward *or* forward? Alright.

[@ino_mation]

What're ewe talkin' about?!

[@hanchan1673]

eye dont think he has a clue

[@bluethan806]

Hey that's all in tehee past

[@9blockofmilk0]

"I hit shift, F2. I'm learning how to steam!" Proud of you, Dan. It's the right overlay shortcut for the wrong program, but still proud of you.

[@davidkhankin]

It's the uplay shortcut

[@9blockofmilk0]

@@davidkhankin yes, yes I know that. But I'm still proud.

[@bard_exe]

When Arin invites Dan again right before the end of the episode, you can see he's playing it on Steam. happytarts Monopoly Plus [Steam]

[@lukemothstoflames4759]

I gasped out loud when they said rotparoge is Egoraptor backwards I can’t be the only one who never realized this

[@thewolfin]

and Dan is stratyppah

[@bigbeefscorcho]

You are not alone

[@purepunk18]

Same here, but only because they come up with some extremely random names. So rotparoge seemed completely normal. No question. Look at the names of their pokemon...

[@Libra_-hp4tm]

Dam: “I’ve already having feelings of wanting to quit..” Monopoly at the end: I guess it’s quitting time

[@Abarbad0]

Monopoly again, I see, so they really want to get the divorce.

[@theuncannydag]

You fool. You utter buffoon. They are constantly training & testing themselves to make their relationship stronger & harder

[@Abarbad0]

@@theuncannydag Oh shit, y-you're right, they will be taking care of each other even harder!!

[@krowbard]

@@Abarbad0 Suzy and Ashley convinced them it was a good idea

[@crocadillius6418]

Underrated comment

[@ssspecial5798]

Who is Ashley?

[@NoDiceMike]

Some people might be going "Monopoly AGAIN!?" But I'm like "MONOPOLY AGAIN!"

[@megaawesomesupreme]

Same, but then... That ending...

[@purepunk18]

I agree!.... wait... what happens at the end? I'm watching and reading.... now I'm worried lol

[@kimikaami8498]

**scrolling thru comments in the first 10 minutes** **touches ground** something terrible happened here...

[@Diptera_Larvae]

The comments section slept on this comment...

[@arfoster384]

Ive gotta be honest, rotparoge being egoraptor backwards actually blew my mind

[@limblesswolf]

Ah, but did you notice happytarts is actually stratyppah backwards? Me neither

[@bluelfsuma]

Oh, ha. Didn't even notice.

[@Jovviial]

Honestly don't think I would've noticed!

[@Elchansan]

I was literally thinking "The heck is rotparoge?" the moment before Dan said it.

[@introvertedwifi4818]

???

[@thatsgib6015]

they should've titled this episode: "Dan vs Technology"

[@aconfusedguy7735]

That's sad *Yet hilarious*

[@NekogamiKun127]

*Danny:* I'm learning how to Steam! _Uplay will remember that..._

[@soren1803]

Gold

[@hanchan1673]

Everybody liked that

[@maugos]

"I didn't touch a thing!" So says Dan, the man who is known for touching random buttons for no real reason all the time.

[@cobraattack23]

Unfortunately, that isn't the case this time. For some reason, the devs made the game automatically take the fastest route to declaring bankruptcy for you if you take to long to role, due to it thinking you went afk. It's extremely stupid, especially because it still occurs in private games.

[@maugos]

Wow, that is ridiculous. Guess you can't take a bathroom break when playing this game. lol

[@SensaiRyu]

Like watching an old dude try and understand the internet. The hell Dan?

[@leonestello]

True story... I love it!

[@KainCarthyst]

thumbs

[@BioSkiren]

Yeah I've seen this happen before when Markiplier was playing with friends, it's what happens if you're inactive for slightly too long. Which, I think it scales in severity, since I THINK he was inactive just as long earlier in the episode when dealing with issues, but I think it essentially kicks you if you're inactive more than once in a game. (I mean ironically the online/PC version of the game is clearly not in favor of just playing with friends in a chill way, like how as soon as Arin made the game it started a countdown, not even letting you have time to invite people)

[@dannyfairall112]

Yeah he was inactive when they paused at around 12:10

[@Nickuh88]

Poor Bob

[@IAmTheBugInsideYou]

I like playing Monopoly with friends, but Ubisoft having publishing rights to these makes them absolutely shit. They either take animations out and there's tons of frame rate loss that makes it choppy and crap, or you can't put bots in on some systems while you can on others. Or there's actual rewards to unlock in some versions like the switch edition, while the PS4 has animations on pieces but absolutely fucking no unlockable pieces and the switch almost being objectively better because it has unique boards. These versions are all over the goddamn place & I'm glad the grumps and fans like playing it because I have certainly come to hate playing the digital version because of how inconsistent they are across all systems.

[@valrend7374]

It also sucks that it won't let you play with AI when online, this version aside from looking nice is pretty crap

[@informitas0117]

Ubisoft being its usual bad self.

[@critical_pie6933]

*Arin sarcastically* "Alot of minds were blown on that one" *Me who just realized Egoraptor backwards is "Rotparoge"* "Oh yeah sure hehehehehehe

[@ariwl1]

*yesterday* Me: Ahh...They finally finished A Link Between Worlds. After so many years of turbulent emotions what a great way to end that with a final triumph. I imagine the next day they'll want to relax with an easy low-key game to celebrate. *today* Me: .....Uh oh....

[@Kalleosini]

I get it though, it was probably pretty easy and low-key to just watch a video an commentate on it you know? I think that might have softened the blow.

[@NWolfsson]

@@Kalleosini I mean, that AirBnB advertisement was *intense* , though ;)

[@Kalleosini]

@@ytube6190 well I mean you *are* wrong and I can explain what actually happens but I'm not sure if you care, so let me know if you're interested and I'll put in the time and tell you what I know.

[@Kalleosini]

@@ytube6190 I think you meant read, not listen. you don't want to know ok, I respect that but then maybe you shouldn't go around spreading misinformation unprompted, all I did was offer you more accurate information for you to use in the future. Just a thought, anyway have a nice day friend.

[@Kalleosini]

@@ytube6190 I didn't correct you, I offered to, literally nowhere did I give you the correct information I just said you're wrong. It is a bit weird how you decided to spend a whole paragraph on semantics, I would be happy if you calmed down, however if you need someone to listen to your thoughts and ideas and make you feel like you matter in this world, feel free to let me know, I care.

[@OmegaEclipse18]

That ending is THE WORST :( I feel so bad for them

[@spacesquid95force25]

The moment Dan’s first turn was income tax was foreshadowing.

[@Particle3223]

Cameron Price Yea my friends and I hate that shit!

[@miggymendo8758]

Top ten saddest anime moments of all time

[@iamnill_real]

If i had a nickel for every time someone got automatically timed out of monopoly to end an episode, I'd have like $70

[@InfernalBanana]

Seriously. The problem is they didn’t program the game to just halt if the game is paused or skip if there is a long period of inaction. You could be winning, use the bathroom, and lose because the game decides to take over and make you declare bankruptcy on a $10 fine when you have $1500+. I’ve seen that happen too many times and it’s bullshit. I guess it’s their way of explaining a timeout, but I’d still say skip, and if they’re inactive for 5 turns or so, then kick them.

[@Wesb1118]

I was wondering when they’d run into a game breaking bug, since this is the PC version and it’s notoriously terrible, but I didn’t think it would happen in the FIRST episode.

[@gamingelementalist6725]

Apparently it's not a bug. It's just what the game does if you sit for too long online.

[@swaggymungdaal]

@@gamingelementalist6725 seriously? that's unbelievably stupid

[@FieryShaverdian]

If idle mechanics didn't exist, we'd be waiting forever for people to just play the game. Maybe a giant in-game notification that says "Hey fucker it's your turn, use it or lose" would be helpful for players.

[@gamingelementalist6725]

@@Lombarsi truth. Got the PS4 version. Wouldn't even start. Tried everything. Unistalled and got my money back. They clearly don't care about support for these games, which sucks because I really wanted to play this with the family.

[@Eshmasesh671]

@@gamingelementalist6725 I got the PS4 version too. There was some weird bs where you had to sign in to Ubisoft using your PS4 account and accepting their terms of service on their website. So fucking stupid I just bought it for casual group play at parties but I'm questioning if I should've just bought the actual board game instead.

[@sanbell]

The seventh character study of how to end a friendship begins.

[@egeorgiades93]

If you wish to learn about the Game that will make you wish your friend died Horribly, then try Dokapon Kingdom.

[@loreleimarivaine6241]

The fact that they keep doing it shows that it isn’t working.

[@parthanpaveri9581]

But last time they mended it at the end

[@majormetroid8035]

Teacher: Ok, class. What have we learned from this?

[@caf110]

Eric D. If only they took that series seriously and dan didn’t give up at the beginning

[@PekaCheeki]

time to change the title to The Ultimate Betrayal - Monopoly: Part 1 (END)

[@YungCuzz]

Dan: This might be one of the cruelest things a game has ever done to me Doki Doki Literature Club: Am I a joke to you?

[@bensteinhart9268]

Or the Wheel of Fortune Incident

[@bomes2084]

ONE

[@RichardKelevra]

The Ultimate Betrayal - Monopoly: Part 1 The finale!?

[@Brennan1231000]

What a twist

[@izzyt1626]

I was under the assumption that Arin was gonna do some fuckery. Little to my knowledge apparently VS. games just seem to hate Dan 😂😂😂

[@entr3_nou5]

“My game is lagging because I’m trying to download Magic the Gathering” That has to be the most Dan thing I’ve ever heard

[@aerial11]

not gonna lie, when dan said magic the gathering was screwing things up on his end I thought "oh man, they should really play that shit in here"

[@nuneztrevor]

I'm legit super glad that he's getting into Arena. I'd love to see the Grumps play Brawl for a Versus.

[@BakedGames]

I would LOVE to play a match against Dan, I love him I love MTG, it would be an amazing match.

[@TheStorne]

@@aerial11 maybe they are and that's why he's downloading it 🤔

[@Mildcat743]

Honestly, I would adore Table Flip: Online Edition and getting all the Grumps together for Monopoly.

[@PepeSilvia6721]

All two grumps

[@Primarina341]

Sadly Table Flip is dead because Polaris is a douche bag company. But hopefully they can make something similar

[@raullerma3986]

God, seeing another monopoly rematch makes me want to pre

[@mrjukeboxparty4563]

It already made me pre

[@LaCynoo]

I pre everyday

[@stevensoliman5130]

Where do you want me to conclude?

[@themsummerboys.2056]

Ngl, I already posted

[@TheRocknrollgirl24]

Confetti 5 I’m 30 seconds to damp

[@xxyoboigxx]

Dan's "do I want online mode" gave me parents trying to figure out the wifi vibes

[@googiegress]

"IS IT OKAY TO RUN THE MICROWAVE WITH THE INTERNET STILL ON?" Well, uh, actually, the microwave really does interfere with wifi a little but it's nothing to worry about

[@rockymorris4948]

I heard it in Avi's voice.

[@thecacklinggoblin1452]

Dan_must_lose.exe has activated

[@CephasRed]

Danny: I'm finally winning!! Monopoly: Ah, I see...it would be such a shame if... *GAME IMMEDIATELY MAKES DAN GO BANKRUPT* Danny: *NOOOOOOOO!!!!*

[@Ayoul]

More like Danny makes himself go bankrupt without knowing how. No way the game magically did all those actions. It's most likely like Arin said.

[@manofus7367]

Ayoul or it did.

[@busesinbathbristol5899]

@@Ayoul it did. It's an inactivity thing on online play. It's complete bullshit

[@jmscnt]

@@busesinbathbristol5899 Arin knew that was a thing, you could hear the "oh darn, that suck" monotone in his voice!

[@bendynamic2150]

@@Ayoul Some times of you have a gaming keyboard with extra programmable keys it will do random shit like randomly delete, select stuff, and alt-tab if you don't program the keys or download the app for it when they are hit.

[@justsomebody-1665]

Me: rotten perogie? wtf? 2 min later: thats egoraptor backwards, by the way Yes my mind WAS blown Arin. I admit it. well played.

[@nBasedAce]

It's actually spelled pierogi.

[@howellgame4850]

I thought it was a Ross Perot/pierogi joke

[@FabbrizioPlays]

It goes deeper! Did you know that "happytarts" is "Danny Sexbang" spelled backwards with all the wrong letters?

[@wheatleyscuriosity8506]

Fabbrizio Plays no way!!! Thats so cool!!!!1!1!1!!!

[@jeremiahmarklin5807]

Mąťţ Pőwęľĺ Öffįčïăļ one of the best polish foods

[@MondoCool]

31:12 - achievement unlocked The Master; Your Way Steam is learning to communicate and favors Arin

[@The_Dragon_Tiamat]

What I love about this comment the most is that it isn't even steam, it's uplay.

[@diggs4720]

Arin: "You know I'm open to trading." Me: So it begins...

[@mattharrington4838]

Hear me out, hear me out.....I'll give you my two magenta's for your green...what do you think?

[@T_Skillet]

And so it ends...

[@dmodz777]

I literally just heard Arin say that while I found this comment 😂

[@CyberController-]

I'm not sure I should comment, give me 5 turns to decide.

[@papadaxly]

I read this right when Arin said it lol

[@Megu_Byte]

“I’m learning how to steam!” No Dan this is Uplay

[@ceebee4564]

It's the most adorably old man thing he's said in a while.

[@alexyoung6919]

Its uplay through steam, its understandable why he's confused

[@DDIoop]

Spoofy!

[@pokemonwiz1]

shhh. he's becoming sentient

[@SkylosNoctis]

Sorta like Steam but more buggy

[@lanahjayy94]

“Welcome back to Game Grumps” Wait, something isn’t ri- “NO NO NO NO NOOOO” there it is

[@TaismoFanBoy]

"If you go inactive again you will forfeit the game!" Game Grumps: Next time on game grumps... ok let's stay away from the comp for a while- "INACTIVITY DETECTED; FORFEITING GAME"

[@christinadoxstader3004]

THe boys are back and playing Monopoly, it's gonna be a good week

[@amboobamboo5279]

Thank god

[@cocopuffs484]

Indeed

[@ItsMeDylan7]

yeah finally

[@mathewkennedy7889]

30min*

[@christinadoxstader3004]

@@mathewkennedy7889 I'm pretty sure there will be another episode tomorrow where they start over

[@deadkefir]

i love how most people's comments are making fun of how he said "I'm learning how to Steam" even though he's using Uplay, and not talking about how absolutely devastated he was when he suddenly got bankrupted.

[@uggron666]

Calling it "Part 1" was arguably already a kind of betrayal and that was before I clicked the video XD

[@pearlexquisite935]

Ok everyone, place your bets now: Will Arin get the free parking pot and have his spine pulled out through his ass? Or will Dan steal the stash and be caught in the explosion of Arins infernal rage? Stayed tuned to find out! Edit: I take everything back, the ending was a twist never expected.

[@buchiklop110]

I'm gonna bet at the CPU taking over and automatically Bankrupting Dan.

[@pearlexquisite935]

@@buchiklop110 beat me to it there

[@divinedragon88]

I want Arin to win this time around. He hasn't won a game since 2014.

[@juliacory6881]

@@divinedragon88 I guess you got your wish lol

[@pearlexquisite935]

@@divinedragon88 I know, exactly. He does do it to himself sometimes but luck does adore sir Daniel sexbang.

[@cartridgeace650]

Dan: *takes to long to play* Monopoly announcer: “YoUr TimE HaS CoME!!!

[@NestorCustodio]

Not gonna lie, I could've gone my entire life without realizing "rotparoge" is "egoraptor" backwards. 🤦

[@evinwalshe8177]

Bro when he said it I was the exact same, it never clicked with me

[@kaiacat]

i wasn’t actually reading the screen so i thought they were saying “rob pierogi” and when dan said it was egoraptor backwards i said no it’s Not 😤

[@googiegress]

RACECAR

[@TheQueenOfStupidity]

For the first time ever I asked myself today “hmmn, I wonder what rotparoge is from?” And then my question was answered imediately and im like 😱 wha wha wha whaaaaaaa?! :p

[@GeeEm1313]

Same.

[@Dymphna1990]

Dan: "I'm already having feelings of wanting to quit because there is already no hope of me winning this." Also Dan: "I would rather have landed on the most expensive property so I could have bought it for $29 dollars." Amazing how quickly the table turn in this game.

[@satanasluciferi7278]

And then they turned again in tha last 3 minutes of the episode

[@shaaaner6871]

No one: Monopoly: lemme show you some real speed

[@artsticals]

That was the funniest ending that could’ve possibly happened

[@Zortakable]

"Alright, I hit Shift + F2. I'm learning how to Steam" - Dan Avidan, while using UPlay

[@erichdavis2897]

"Can I get more goop on that cat?" Who was their manager? Shane Dawson?

[@YugiohGirl017]

Oh. Oh no. xD

[@misterecgamer2824]

They need to get Ross to join them for one of these games of monopoly. That would be downright hilarious

[@CarlsCozyCorner]

Would that... technically be a steam train return???? MAYHAPS

[@megalomaniacalHalide]

Ross could bring Vinny along, it'd be great

[@justinperez977]

The return of “Ross, hit A” times a million

[@Lou-Mae]

Oh my god that would be fantastic. Add Barry in as well.

[@uhhidkQ52]

But SuperMega????? That would be a chaotic mess of audio breaking in and out.

[@abduleshabbar9223]

The fact that Dan is computer illiterate makes me love him that much more (also the end of game shenanigans are off the charts)

[@Tolwrath]

Fun fact: Alt+Enter is a keyboard shortcut to fullscreen most programs

[@Hutch2Much]

Arin: [buys a shit ton of properties] Arin when he inevitably runs out of money: :O

[@CardGamesRule.]

I mean he has no choice it’s not like he can just skip a property he has to either buy it or auction it either way he will most likely end up buying it for a higher price

[@Mr12Relic]

I was expecting Park Place or Boardwalk after he landed on the green. He complained about the $100 after threading the needle. 29:25

[@MusicDecomposer]

Welp, get ready for several more episodes of *A G O N Y*

[@scaryman9000]

Or not

[@googiegress]

Cardinal sin of the Internet: commenting before experiencing the content.

[@bbbw6114]

🎶When the one thing you want, is the only thing out of your reach!🎶

[@MusicDecomposer]

I did watch it, I know what happens at the end. But the title says part 1, so I’m pretty sure there will be a few more episodes.

[@scaryman9000]

@@MusicDecomposer they just said part1 to not spoil the eps and yea there will be a part 2 -part one tmro when they start a new game

[@MrsNiallHoran99]

Dan: *buys something* Arin: *sad mouse icon movement*

[@alexkfranklin3446]

I’m surprised their friendship hasn’t ended considering how much monopoly they play

[@directorjake]

I'll be honest The Free Parking Rule is how I thought everyone played Monopoly for the longest time.

[@lancerguy3667]

Same, a lot of families did, back in the day. It's sad, because a lot of people who claim to hate monopoly because it "takes too long to finish" are actually mad at the free parking rule... it makes games take *way* longer to finish.

[@AndrooTheNerd]

That’s how my family used to play it. We’re no longer a family now. We all fist fought to the death over Park Place and the board exploded.

[@christinadoxstader3004]

True, everyone I knew growing up played that rule. We would prime it with $500 to start the game though.

[@jblen]

Yeah we played it like that, as a kid I had no concept of house rules and then I played at a friend's house and they did auctioning and it blew my mind.

[@seaweedaf]

played at my boyfriend’s house with him and his little sister and when i put luxury tax money in the center, he was like, “tf are you doing?” and i explained the free parking rule and he said, “that sounds cheaty, let’s not do that”

[@zeldabombsquad1144]

Dan's gonna win again Monopoly Plus: "Hold my beer"

[@karpy__179]

Dan: IM LEARNING HOW TO STEAM! Also Dan: is on uplay

[@clerns]

That's what makes Dan such a treasure tbh.

[@QaRajhCreations]

To be fair, the one is a useful and well-renowned gaming site, and the other is run by Ubisoft.

[@tylerprince6371]

@@QaRajhCreations Steam's run by Ubisoft?

[@QaRajhCreations]

@@tylerprince6371 Hah. Humor.

[@derphammy]

I keep forgetting that they're at their houses and not the office

[@Bluemilk92]

That just speaks for Arins excellent grasp of audio production.

[@bizaster]

SAME LOL

[@lindsayh.6976]

I'm imagining Dan leaning into the computer super close to the monitor like a grandparent when he's trying to figure out his technical difficulties

[@VulpineVee]

Dan first turn: Income tax. Arin at 19:35: We haven’t put any money into free parking yet Dan: No we haven’t

[@brendandugdell7405]

Arin: "Next time on game grumps* Dan: "Goodbye" Me: *Confused on how there's still three minutes left* Dan:*Starts new episode goes to community chest buys a railroad and declares bankruptcy all in a matter of seconds*

[@pogpogpurinn]

I havent watched this yet but holy hell this made me cackle

[@MadaraUchiha289]

It seems as though you have transcribed what transpired in the video into a written form. Yes, this is quite hilarious. As we all have experienced, seeing the event in video format is whimsical. But by George did I ever need it typed in glorious digital ink. And thank you for not making any sort of personal or meaningful contribution or insights to the discussion, that would have tainted this wonderful commenting experience.

[@brendandugdell7405]

@@MadaraUchiha289 you're welcome

[@aaronlaughlin2389]

MadaraUchiha289 thank you madara you’re very cool

[@pearlexquisite935]

I think he landed on Arins railroad

[@FrostinthePines]

It's hard to describe the joy I feel whenever I see a monopoly episode uploaded

[@Pogoplay]

Can we just have an episode where Dan struggles with trying to figure out how to use a computer?

[@DFFfanalltheway]

That could fill a whole compilation

[@joshuamartin3232]

Guild grumps?

[@nirrules1]

new 10 minute power hour?

[@oranha]

Isn’t that what we just watched

[@WooAlberto]

I really want Ash and Suzy to play a round with them. That would be so fun

[@aleksthedead]

yesss give us guest grumps ft. the waifus

[@Scandium_quasar]

YEEESS

[@sirlothric6357]

"Don't talk till me I'm winning" has the same energy as "Shut up, I'm scheming" from their Mario party with Sneeg and Ranboo

[@Y3ag3rm3ist3r]

Spoiler: Was Dan essentially kicked for inactivity?

[@FreneticPhoenyx]

Yes

[@ThatOneFemaleGamer]

You need to add more enters to that comment, enough so "read more" pops up when the comment is posted. A lot of people can still see it even if they don't want to read it.

[@Iluvpie6]

It was actually kind of satisfying. I love when they play monopoly but dan is either a whiny bitch when he’s losing or a whiny bitch when he’s winning, so I wanted Arin to win so bad. This is funnier though.

[@cameronprice4922]

Iluvpie6 Yeah but in this one there are no winners or losers. Except the game because it trolled them both. XD

[@FictionRaider007]

@@Iluvpie6 Ah yes, instead you supported Arin... who is also a whiny bitch when he's losing and a whiny bitch when he's winning.

[@akshaye7427]

"Shift + F2, I'm learning how to Steam" Close enough

[@AnIrishPapaya]

Dan's got that old man vibe going

[@samjones3512]

Dan’s got that old man vibe going

[@CatmunistMeownifesto]

Dan’s got that old man vibe going

[@aleksthedead]

Dan’s got that old man vibe going

[@norafassler5183]

Dan’s got that old man vibe going

[@pootimusyay_Ethan]

Dan: "No! I hate Fabricio!" Fabricio: "I will be back for my revenge"

[@moisesramirez9654]

Wow, that was the shortest game of monopoly ever😂

[@RoxanneRox420]

Dan: I love his *fart noise* that he rides on. Me: Dan, it's called a fire extinguisher.

[@InsertCleverNameHere0]

Dan: "it might be cuz I'm trying to download Magic the Gathering Arena" *ANTICIPATION INTENSIFIES*

[@Lexi_Zone]

"You know you're going to buy it anyway." "But I don't have any money." Never be afraid to mortgage your properties early in the game in order to buy more properties!

[@Mr12Relic]

I thought Arin would've mortgaged enough to have $400 at all times in case of a Boardwalk auction.

[@althelor]

... How have I never considered doing this?

[@xF3arl]

Danny being only 40 and this bad at computers is kind of adorable.

[@bengal4047]

Wait, he's 40? I always thought he was somewhere early-mid 30's

[@xF3arl]

@@bengal4047 Oh my sweet summer child.

[@captainkaboom5516]

No, Ubisoft is absolutely dogshit at programming these games. Any hobo could make a better Monopoly than them.

[@SpiritOfGotham]

Dan: "No! I hate Fabricio!" The foreshadowing

[@awbrakeley]

Oh god... That ending hurt something in my soul. Spoiler Warning: The writing was on the wall, lovelies. Dan was having already struggling with the computer. I think what happened is his keyboard was stuck on End which causes a bankrupt. Another possibility is that the game glitched while he was reconnecting (as we could see during the beginning of "Part 2").

[@1waytickettopluto]

Or booted for inactivity.

[@lv26Phoenix]

He got kicked for inactivity.

[@awbrakeley]

@@1waytickettopluto y'all are probably right, but it doesn't explain how earlier he was booted and all it did was keep rolling for him. Did the computer decide for him that it wanted to just declare bankruptcy??

[@1waytickettopluto]

@@awbrakeley I'm just assuming that the first inactivity offense they give you a warning and a second offense gets you booted.

[@ExImperialDragon]

@@1waytickettopluto It's supposed to be 3 strikes, you're out. When Dan's first turn is done for him by the computer, a warning pops up on screen telling him, "If you become inactive 2 more times..."

[@Chadlox]

Dan - "I'll never echange this green to you" Arin *Mortgage a potential monopoly instead of his greens...

[@robertpalmer8080]

Right? I was losing my shit when he mortgaged orange instead of green and I don't usually start shouting at my screen like this :p

[@Frigidevil]

He clearly said 'unless I'm desperate', which is probably the only time they would trade anyway.

[@jemas_wreden]

Dan: Oh god please just let me full screen! Monopoly: *guitar solo time*

[@crocadillius6418]

Like all monopoly episodes, this will be like watching a train falling off a cliff.

[@Drstein123123]

Listening to Dan struggle with technology makes me feel much better about my own ineptitude with it.

[@ccherry.berryy]

I’ll finish the metaphor; sometimes life gives you lemons, and sometimes life squirts lemon juice in your eye while smiling fully okay with what it has done

[@Hadeks_Marow]

Every time Dan calls Arin "Petty" he should just hit withdraw RIGHT when the price to own matches Arins money so this way he will be paying literally everything he has for a single property, after that, dan only needs to take one dollar from him a couple of times before he hits go to get a quick win.

[@nastard3663]

At which point Arin can mortgage the cheap property he just won for more than it cost him.

[@Hadeks_Marow]

Nastard that all depends on what he gave up. Keep in mind, part of that earning would STILL go to Dan. So that mortgage would not get as much as you think. Barely making him break even.

[@TheAndrewJohnBennett]

Dan: "Shift-F2. Im learning how to Steam." Me: That is Uplay, but Kudos for trying!

[@RandomGeekNamedBrent]

He a little confused but he got the spirit

[@EvilKevmine]

Viewers: Technical difficulties, yeah, makes sense. First time in this format! Editors of Game Grumps Technical Difficulties Compilations: HEAVY BREATHING

[@themadscarecrow288]

"look, monopoly!". "Game grumps, this is the seventh time you've played monopoly in class" I love this series